The St. Louis Cardinals will have to pick Michael Wacha up for once this postseason, instead of the other way around.
Lance Lynn continues to fuel the search for Shelby Miller while Matt Holliday gets onto the board.
Don't panic, unless it's time to panic.
The Cards are down some runs as we head to the second half of the game. Can we recover? Yes! Will we? It's unknown!
Travis Wood, kind of, vs. Lance Lynn
"Wily" Wily Peralta toes the rubber against "Shelby" Shelby Miller
Joe Kelly is the Cardinals' Billy Hamilton: Discuss.
The St. Louis Cardinals escaped a Billy Hamilton-induced blown save thanks to some truly awful baserunning (by someone else.)
Lance Lynn (13-8, 4.02) draws A.J. Burnett (6-9, 3.18) with the NL Central lead on the line.
Lyons vs. Leake
Matt Carpenter and Carlos Beltran homer and Matt Holliday somehow breaks the game open, despite desperately wanting to bring the St. Louis Cardinals down and collect his millions.
After a brief delay, Julio Teheran is good at baseball.
Now you know where Kris Medlen has been all this time.
So who bet on Kyle Lohse to have the second best season of his career in 2013?
But—but that's Jake the Snake's music!
Charlie Morton deciding to imitate Roy Halladay perfectly and then finding success is far and away my favorite pro wrestling angle in recent NL Central history. I'm just waiting for Halladay to start feuding with him.
The St. Louis Cardinals are not having a good weekend.
A Win Would be Wonderful