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The best story of the MLB offseason so far - A Hunt and Peck

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(in my humble opinion)

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Bryce Harper signed yesterday. Manny Machado signed like a week ago. There are still some free agents left to sign, but this post is not about any of that. It is about the best story of the offseason - or at least my favorite story and therefore the best for the purposes of this post.

This is about Brandon Nimmo.

Nimmo is an outfielder for the New York Mets. I imagine as a professional athlete he is trying to make smart choices about his diet. This probably lends to cooking at home more often than going out to eat. Maybe this is a new venture for the young man, maybe he has been cooking all his life... What happened next suggests the former, however.

I like to think Nimmos must have been really happy after completing the cooking of this meal. He might have even beamed with pride. He was excited, a new discovery of the love of cooking now deep in his heart

Poor Nimmo must have been so discouraged. Then, a twist:

It was the flu! Nimmo did not give himself food poisoning. You did a great job, Brandon. Do not give up - keep cooking!

Brandon Nimmo missed a spring training game because he undercooked chicken | SBNation.com

what else is going on in baseball...

Seven early feel-good MLB spring stories | MLB.com

2019 fantasy baseball first base rankings | MLB.com

Stupid Money is Smart Money: A Tale of Bryce Harper | FanGraphs Baseball

The Post-Bryce Harper Era Begins in Washington | FanGraphs Baseball

New Era 2019 Spring Training caps drop some new team looks | SBNation.com

what the cardinals are up to...

Rick Ankiel plays catch for first time since surgery | MLB.com

Effectively Wild Episode 1341: Jesse Thorn, Bryce Harper, and Cardinals and Giants Previews | FanGraphs Baseball

KNOW THINE ENEMY...

the nl central

Kris Bryant discusses Nolan Arenado deal | MLB.com

viva el stuff...

FANPOSTS:
Locking Up Goldschmidt | Viva El Birdos

The Others: Cardinals Catchers in the Time of Yadier Molina | Viva El Birdos

other things...

Binnington, Tarasenko given NHL honors for February | St. Louis Game Time

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