Matt Carpenter channels MJ in this salsa “commercial” - A Hunt and Peck

The news cycle on the Magic Salsa that has been powering Matt Carpenter’s hot streak is nearly to an end. The saturation point for these things is only so high before they become tiresome. This story does not intend to fade away, however. It is going to go out in style. Matt Carpenter has teamed up with a company to sell a t-shirt featuring everyone’s new favorite condiment (or dip - is salsa considered a condiment? Whatever, you get the idea). I frankly do not care so much about that. What I do care about it this fantastic parody “commercial” starring Carpenter and the always-charming Dexter Fowler and that everyone that loves the Cardinals has seen it at least once.

So without further ado...

A hat tip to Craig Edwards for sending me the original commercial for reference:

Incredible.

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