The following is a hypothetical - but let’s be honest, pretty likely - conversation between you, beloved reader, and me, beloved... Scooter?
The Yadier Molina bobblehead is pretty cool, but there is something even cooler, friends.
What could that be?
A life-size version.
Wow that is pretty cool!
It is! But wait, it gets better!
What is better than a life-sized Yadier Molina bobblehead, Scooter?
Allow me to present to you: Yadier Molina meeting his life-sized bobblehead.
My heart is full.
what else is going on in baseball...
- Noah Syndergaard, expert mascot troll, stole the Phillie Phanatic's ATV | MLB.com
- Bryce Harper played right out of his belt on Monday | MLB.com
- Giants' Buster Posey exits with head injury | MLB.com
- Each MLB team's prospect to watch in 2017 | MLB.com
- MLB clubs with pitching for postseason run | MLB.com
- The Mariners have toasted grasshoppers on the menu and they sold out during their home opener | MLB.com
- Miguel Sano’s Little Adjustment Could Mean Big Things | FanGraphs Baseball
- More Evidence of a Smaller Strike Zone | FanGraphs Baseball
- Baseball Is Getting Slower Again | FanGraphs Baseball
- Let’s Watch Felix Hernandez and Mike Trout Face Off Forever | FanGraphs Baseball
- When Pitchers Implode | FanGraphs Baseball
- Justin Verlander is back and no one can stop him | SBNation.com
- An autopsy of the Angels’ ninth-inning comeback against the Mariners | SBNation.com
- Yordano Ventura’s mother threw out the 1st pitch of the Royals’ home opener | SBNation.com
- MLB fan survey -- Is baseball boring and other burning questions | ESPN
what the cardinals are up to...
- St. Louis Cardinals' Matt Carpenter, Dexter Fowler show patience | St Louis Cardinals | ESPN
- Ortiz: Bullpen's short sample stinks | Jesus Ortiz | stltoday.com
- Cardinals' DeWitt is MLB's 'most powerful' owner, says USA Today | Derrick Goold: Bird Land | stltoday.com
- After Another Tough Scuffle For Adam Wainwright, We Must Ask: Is This The New Reality? | 101Sports.com
- The Cardinals Had a Disappointing Week ... But It's Early ... It's Early ... It's Early ... It's Early | 101Sports.com
- Pick-Six: The Cardinals Have an Identity Crisis...And It's the Season's First Week | 101Sports.com
- Nationals Graciously Allow Cardinals To Give Themselves 14-6 Loss | Viva El Birdos
KNOW THINE ENEMY...
the worshington nationals
- Bryce Harper, Cincinnati Reds star on wild Monday in baseball | SweetSpot | ESPN
- Washington Nationals win ugly, 14-6 over St. Louis Cardinals in error and hit-filled affair... | Federal Baseball
- A Washington Nationals Community | Federal Baseball
the nl central
- Cubs raise banner for home opener | MLB.com
- The Cubs watched David Ross on 'Dancing with the Stars' before raising their World Series banner | MLB.com
- Anthony Rizzo provides perfect ending to Chicago Cubs' amazing night | Chicago Cubs Blog | ESPN