The best fans in baseball has been discussed ad nauseam for the past few years. Some say the fans of a certain team represented by a crimson fowl hold this honored distinction. Some say they do not. Some say this whole thing is stupid and maybe people need to grow up. I do not know. I am but a humble scientist.
As a scientist it is my duty to attempt to provide closure to life's many questions, this asinine one included. After years of research, pouring over articles and books, through observation, personal interviews, and experimentation, I have crafted this flowchart to determine once and for all if a person is the best fan in baseball. My blood, sweat, and tears, but mostly blood, has gone into developing this flowchart. It is accurate with a 95% confidence level. And now, I present to you my work***:
(Click image to embiggen - hopefully I did that right.)
*** If you have not noticed by now, this is entirely satire. I mean, I am a scientist, but of mathematics, not the human condition, so I am not really qualified to conduct this type of experiment.
what else is going on in baseball...
- Trevor Story sets NL rookie record for April | rockies.com
- Which NL second basemen are most #ASGWorthy? | MLB.com
- Dancing T-Baller's MLB Memory | MLB.com
- Twins, Indians send Prince items to Rock Hall | MLB.com
- Adrian Beltre swung so hard he fell to a knee ... and then he stayed there and struck a pose | MLB.com
- 8 slow MLB starts you shouldn't be worried about. | Sports on Earth
- Crowdsourcing MLB Broadcasters: Day 9 of 10 | FanGraphs Baseball
- Jose Fernandez Has Two Breaking Balls | FanGraphs Baseball
- Ranking April’s Most Dominant Pitching Performances to Date | FanGraphs Baseball
- Dee Gordon suspended 80 games for positive PED test | SBNation.com
- Will angry players push for tougher PED penalties after the latest suspensions? | FOX Sports
- Dee Gordon is dirty, and everything is a lie | SBNation.com
- Only morons think every surprising baseball player is taking steroids | SBNation.com
- Someone stole a 14-foot Royals player off a billboard | SBNation.com
what the cardinals are up to...
- Adam Wainwright, Cardinals beat D-backs | MLB.com
- Pitchers Can’t Seem to Get the (A)Led(mys Diaz) Out | FanGraphs Baseball
- Aledmys Diaz is Officially Atop the MLB Leader Board. How Long Can He Stay There? | 101Sports.com
- Piscotty a plus defender, gets first start in center | St. Louis Cardinals | stltoday.com
- Langosch: Wouldn't Be Surprised If Cards Trade Matt Adams for Other Needs | 101Sports.com
KNOW THINE ENEMY...
the worshington nationals
- The Nationals’ Hot Start Has Had Some Help | FanGraphs Baseball
- Series Preview: Washington Nationals vs. St. Louis Cardinals | St. Louis Cardinals | stltoday.com
- Jonathan Papelbon didn't appear pleased with Bryce Harper's missed catch (but maybe there are alternative reasons) | Federal Baseball
- A Washington Nationals Community | Federal Baseball
the nl central
viva el stuff...
Will Card Fans Welcome More Offense At Expense Of Defense? | Viva El Birdos
Do the Cardinals Have the Depth They Need? | Viva El Birdos
Strange Beginnings | Viva El Birdos
- Hunt and Peck | Viva El Birdos.
- It's Been Too Long, but Blues Are Finally Ready to Advance to Conference Final | 101Sports.com
- Stars/Blues Round Two Predictions Strongly Favor The Blues | St. Louis Game Time
- The Penguins and Capitals just threw so many storylines at you | SBNation.com
- Tim Duncan is so nice he can trick young players into not guarding him | SBNation.com
|Friday, April 22, 2016||Cardinals||1||Padres||4||GLB Recap||VEB Recap|
|Saturday, April 23, 2016||Cardinals||11||Padres||2||GLB Recap||VEB Recap|
|Sunday, April 24, 2016||Cardinals||8||Padres||5||GLB Recap||VEB Recap|
|Monday, April 25, 2016||Cardinals||7||Diamondbacks||12||AZS Recap||VEB Recap|
|Tuesday, April 26, 2016||Cardinals||8||Diamondbacks||2||AZS Recap||VEB Recap|
|Wednesday, April 27, 2016||Cardinals||11||Diamondbacks||4||AZS Recap||VEB Recap|
|Thursday, April 28, 2016||Cardinals||0||Diamondbacks||3||AZS Recap|
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