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Oh John Lackey!
You hath signed with the Cubs up North.
I wish you well going forth.
Oh John Lackey!
The salt that lingered 'round your countenance shall be missed,
And how you would stare,
And yell,
And stomp around when you were pissed.
Oh John Lackey!
A cowboy, a gunslinger, one of the last of few.
I used to dislike you,
But I do not now.
Though I hope the Cardinals hit lots of dingers off you.
Oh John Lackey, you marvelous S.O.B.
what else is going on in baseball...
- Zack Greinke to sign with D-backs | dbacks.com
- Zack Greinke and the Importance of 2016 | FanGraphs Baseball
- Marlins Discussing Jose Fernandez With Dodgers, Two Others; Deal Still Unlikely | MLB Trade Rumors
- Red Sox sign David Price to seven year deal | redsox.com
- Highest-paid pitchers in baseball history | MLB.com
- Sandy Alderson won't back down in cancer fight | MLB.com
- Giants, Jeff Samardzija agree to contract | sfgiants.com
- 8 MLB stars who could sign or be traded soon | MLB.com
- Each team's biggest need at Winter Meetings | MLB.com
- Rule 5 Draft preview from Jim Callis | MLB.com
- Dodgers Aroldis Chapman Hisashi Iwakuma Utley | dodgers.com
- Athletics embrace magic as they sign Ryan Madson, the changeup wizard | MLB.com
- The trades, free agents, and rumors of the 2016 Winter Meetings | SBNation.com
- MLB free agent prediction: Who will sign Jason Heyward? | SBNation.com
- A Market Correction for Arbitration-Eligible Sluggers | FanGraphs Baseball
- The Best of FanGraphs: November 30-December 4, 2015 | FanGraphs Baseball
what the cardinals are up to...
- Cards have money to spend at Winter Meetings | cardinals.com
- The Demise of Peter Bourjos in St. Louis | FanGraphs Baseball
- Hochman: Hello from winter meetings, aka Heyward-palooza | Sports
- Cards head to meetings with more aggressive approach : Sports | STL Today
- Keith Hernandez's memoir scheduled for 2017 : Sports | STL Today
- Should the Cardinals be interested in Cliff Lee? | Viva El Birdos
KNOW THINE ENEMY...
the nl central
- Joey Votto won't waive trade clause with Reds | reds.com
- Watch Billy Hamilton, Jay Bruce and Joey Votto answer kids' illuminating questions at Redsfest | MLB.com
- Reds, Dodgers talking about Aroldis Chapman | reds.com
- Dodgers reportedly trade for Aroldis Chapman | SBNation.com
- John Lackey signs with the Cubs | Viva El Birdos
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