Cardstoons
INTERRUPTING ALL PROGRAMS
I haven’t recapped since Oct 2020. But my presence on the Masthead and access to the authoring tool remained. Let’s see for how much longer.
Kolten Wong Forgets the Haters
Cardstoons gets animated with a gif of Wong flipping his bat.
Mozeliak attempts to trick Heyward into signing
In this edition of Cardstoons (a VEB comic), Bill DeWitt orders John Mozeliak to sign Jason Heyward, no matter what it takes.
Choose Motte's Own Adventure
In the Choose Motte's Own Adventure Finale of Cardstoons, the Cubs have won the World Series and it's all your fault.
The FBI has questions about the Cards' draft
In this installment of Cardstoons, the FBI shows up when the Cardinals take a new approach to the draft.
Matt Carpenter & Doubles Hysteria
In today's Cardstoons, we find out how Mike Shannon will let us know when our infatuation with Matt Carpenter doubles has reached its breaking point.
Waino Was Bueno
A comic to pay tribute to Adam Wainwright's pitching performance in Game 5 of the 2014 NLCS.
Motte needs help again, this time with baseball.
In the latest Choose Your Own Adventure edition of Cardstoons, Jason Motte needs help deciding which pitch to throw in a crucial situation for the Chicago Cubs. He's asking you even though this is a blog for Cardinals fans.
Jason Motte needs your financial advice
The latest Cardstoons is a Choose Your Own Adventure in which Jason Motte's fate depends entirely upon the readers.
Mike Matheny tries to hold book signing
Imagining how Mike Matheny's book --scheduled for release in February 2015-- will be received by fans (and maybe mascots) after his managerial performance in October 2014.
Ty Kelly meets, confuses John Mabry
Imagining that moment John Mabry finds Ty Kelly just standing in the batting cages instead of taking swings because, well, what's the point?
VEB Comics: Oscar Taveras, Major League Guy
We'll always have that moment Oscar Taveras opened the heavens and became Major League Guy.
VEB Comics: From Full House to Animal House
At the 2014 trade deadline, John Mozeliak transformed the Cardinals' clubhouse from Full House into Animal House... for better or worse.