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The Cardinals Winter Warm-up Caravan was busy this weekend, not only transporting players accross the popular areas of Cardinals fandom, but all news. It was a busy weekend in the Cardinals news cycle. Some players were well dressed, some players responded to a very boring story begun by a very boring person, and some players were asked about the Paul Goldschmidt acquisition. Here we go!
Come for the baseball coverage, stay for the fashion
Some Cardinals were serving looks at the Winter Warmup.
They’ve got a passion for fashion (and baseball).
— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) January 21, 2019
We can’t decide who has the better style, @aybaybader or @Jack9Flaherty pic.twitter.com/Jnqagage74
Of course, no one beats Carlos Martinez.
Day ☝️ of the 2019 #CardsWarmUp is in the books. We will see you tomorrow! pic.twitter.com/62hf56G5yl
— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) January 19, 2019
Yadier Molina had time
Kris Bryant played to the crowd and everyone ate it up
Kris Bryant explaining how playing in St. Louis is terrible. pic.twitter.com/qYM1mZJfZZ
— Cubs Live (@Cubs_Live) January 19, 2019
I will say, who could possible know more about boring than Mr. White Bread himself?
Yadier Molina did not take too kindly to those remarks:
Neither did Marcell Ozuna, for that matter, commenting on Instagram: “they [the Cubs] talk like tigers, but at the end they gonna be like little cat.”
John Brebbia also has something to say:
John Brebbia on the Kris Bryant comments: “cry me a River, loser.”#stlcards
— Rodney (@KnuppelRodney) January 19, 2019
Mr. Have-Exactly-One-Beer-And-Call-9-1-1 back-tracked on his comments later, though:
Saw #stlcardinals outfielder Dexter Fowler at #stlblues game, said Kris Bryant texted him and apologized for comments he made earlier. #Cubs
— Andy Strickland (@andystrickland) January 20, 2019
Here is the thing: this is definitely silly and extremely melodramatic, but it is also incredibly funny and entertaining in a time in the offseason that has been devoid of entertainment, particularly Yadi roasting people in the comment section. Last weekend, Yadier Molina had time.
Comment section Yadi is pic.twitter.com/a6ErVkZ82H
— Mike Oz (@mikeoz) January 20, 2019
My fav so far. pic.twitter.com/mjcXmAs6wC
— Tara Wellman (@tarawellman) January 19, 2019
Yadier Molina becomes the Yadfather
"It would take a book with as many pages as innings Molina has caught to adequately explain why an entire city bends to kiss its catcher’s rings," writes @Ben_Fred about #TheYadfather. One: He knows losing a baseball season without October is "boring." https://t.co/ZgZXL4JT84
— Derrick Goold (@dgoold) January 22, 2019
Molina wants a beer!
Molina was very happy when the Cardinals traded for Paul Goldschmidt. Times like that call for a celebration:
Yadier Molina was on a boat in Jupiter when he found out the #STLCards had acquired Paul Goldschmidt. His reaction: "Oh, give me a beer!"
— Jenifer Langosch (@LangoschMLB) January 21, 2019
So those are the major stories. Pretty laid back weekend, right?
Fussin' and feudin': Cards, Cubs stoke rivalry, trade barbs | 101Sports.com
Kris Bryant and Yadier Molina mad at each other | MLB.com
Kris Bryant says St. Louis is 'so boring' | MLB.com
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