Matt Holliday has a fractured thumb
It turns out the rumors were true all along. Here I thought Matt Holliday was bionic, held together by beautifully soldered silver. But I was wrong. He is a man of flesh and bone and now one of those bones is cracked after being hit by a pitch in Thursday's game. He has headed back the Lou for further evaluation.
STOP HITTING THE BIRDOS IN THEIR HANDS.