white sox lineup:
I... didn't see this game. I tried. My TV and internet were both out. I was going to make a joke about putting as much effort into this recap as the Cardinal offense did in this game, but that is mean. I am sure they are trying really hard.
Miss you, Matt Holliday.
So, I asked Twitter to help me out. Without further ado, here is your recap tonight:
Got an idea. Submit to me your Twitter recaps of the game, please. Haikus accepted.— Scooter Simon (@lil_scooter93) July 4, 2015
@lil_scooter93 The Redbirds offense continued recent struggles. Wacha was fine though.— John (@johnjf125) July 4, 2015
@lil_scooter93 my recap: Gyorko>cards— Drew! (@thefilmj3rk) July 4, 2015
@lil_scooter93 nothing happened just forget it— need offense pls hlp (@roseyisking) July 4, 2015
@lil_scooter93 everyone tried really hard— Fort Worth Blues Fan (@FWBluesFan) July 4, 2015
@lil_scooter93 Opportunity Nestled in a shit sandwich With a side of Gyorko— Gail Luscombe (@grVanSlyke) July 4, 2015
@lil_scooter93 recap: the cardinals forgot how to hit— Clayton D. Campbell (@DefenseLawyerC) July 4, 2015
- The Cardinals are still in first place!
- At least Jason Heyward looks good.
- Tommy Pham has been freed!
- Have a happy and safe Fourth of July!
LIL SCOOTER'S PEST OF THE GAME/HONORARY ARAMIS RAMIREZ AWARD:
The Birdos look to snap their losing streak tomorrow with El Gallo on the hill against Odrisamer Despaigne at 2:15pm.