Hunt and Peck: Links of the Weekend

I had to step up my game. It was boring staying the same.

By lil_scooter93 May 27, 2014, 2:00pm EDT

I do not like you and you do not like me.

You use me without caution or mercy.

Our relationship is one of strain.

And will ultimately cause us pain.

We continue like this for years and years.

Avoiding the outcome everyone fears.

Ignorance is what we feign

Thinking this will not end in vain.

After months and years of your abuse

Your cruel, sadistic, harsh misuse

Snap! I snap. I snap in twain.

Hope and season, down the drain.

Success takes luck and craft.
Some great stuff for the MLB Draft. - Minor League Ball
Hunter Pence, though, is sad.
A reward for his scooter to be had. - CBS Sports; Cut4
Strikeouts make batters mad.
Because unless you are a pitcher, strikeouts are bad. - Beyond the Box Score
PFDGAF.
So Tigers fans hope he will suck. - Bless you Boys
Josh Beckett allowed not a hit.
After 100 pitches he didn't quit. - Sports on Earth
But A.J. Ellis then fell,
And is on the DL.
Now he feels like a dimwit. - CBS Sports
Thou shall not steal third
in a blow out baseball game
for unwritten rules. - SBNation
Ding, dong!
Gomes will be gone.
Sing about that, jerk. - MLB

Oscar Taveras can really hit
Joe Strauss thinks that might be it. - STL Today
I am worried about Kevin Siegrist and his arm.
But he says there is no need for alarm. - MLB
Michael Wacha is a treasure
...
Sorry, what was I saying? I got distracted. - Fangraphs
The Cardinals won it all in '64
Here, here, for winning much more! - ESPN

Jeff Samardzija finally wins.
No one cares, so this doesn't rhyme.
But Waino's ERA is now lower
As Samardzija's starts to climb. - MLB
Standings

Here is a preview by fink.
Hopefully it doesn't stink. (it doesn't) - Viva el Birdos
IHB wrote about Brendan Ryan.
When she says "heart" she isn't lyin'. - Viva el Birdos
Fink talks with Pinstripe Alley.
It might inspire a rally. - Pinstripe Alley
If you want more Yankees news
You know which site to choose. - Pinstripe Alley

Lance Lynn takes the mound for the Cards.

Let's leave David Phelps scarred.

He returns home to the 'Lou

So a warm welcome is do

But let's still make his ERA marred.

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