Here we are, the inaugural Roger Dean Project 2.0 Gamethread. Personally, I can barely stand the excitement.

Which one of our sub-2.00 ERA starters will keep up the pace? Will Carlos Beltran teach Justin Upton a lesson, or will he pull his hammy in the on-deck circle? And what would happen if an eel happened to be spotted in local waters?

On the off-chance you think a comment is inappropriate or trolling, flag and move on.

Finally, this thread is neutral grounds, so please close your robes, at the least.