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I noticed that the comment total has surpassed 1,500. So, here's a thread to relieve that one.
Tonight's Berkman-less and Theriot-less starting lineup:
Schumaker, 2B
Jay, RF LF
Pujols, 1B
Holliday, LF
Berkman, RF
Freese, 3B
Rasmus, CF
Molina, C
Descalso, SS
Westbrook, P
UPDATE: Matt Holliday has been scratched from tonight's lineup due to illness. Berkman will be batting cleanup instead and playing right field. Jay will play left field instead of right.