Bullpens, Motherboards

While I deal with my second catastrophic computer failure in a month--one a PC and one a Mac, so as to avoid breaking the no-politics-and-religion rule even in my darkest hour--enjoy this fresh and basically empty morning thread, while I try to figure out how to avoid spending the rest of my life in the university library.

It being Friday I do have a new Alex Fritz story to plug, though, a long-awaited combination of two of his favorite things: insinuating creepiness into the lives of the Cardinals' off-the-field personnel and The 'burbs, starring Tom Hanks.