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Hey Nick. Ya, over here.
Ummm. . . yes.
Wait a second. You're not Nick. Man you fooled me again Aaron. I was looking for Nick. I wanted to know why Nick was pitching?
Nick wasn't pitching. I pitched the last inning.
Get out. I could have sworn that was Nick. Hey you look just like Nick. I can't believe that. Has Nick seen you yet? You could fit in his pocket. Has anyone every tried to put you in a pocket? Have they tried to just pick you up? I bet I could pick you up.
Whoa whoa whoa. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this situation. Nick's down in Memphis. That's why he hasn't heard you.
Not possible. Nick and I are tight. I would know if Nick had been sent to Memphis. Nick plays right field. I play second. Did you know I play second? People love when I play second. I've got a strong arm for second. Have you seen me throw? People love to watch me throw.
Uh ya. I've seen you play second.
So why did you get to pitch? I bet I could pitch. Tony's never let me pitch. I think I want to pitch. I'm going to go talk to Tony. Tony and I are tight. Have you met Tony? YO! T-DAWG.
I told you to stop calling me that. Hey, Nick what's up.
Uh, Tony . . . It's me. Aaron Miles.
AARON. [bearhug ensues] I thought you were Nick.
I TOLD YOU. You look just like Nick. Hey. Tony, I want to pitch.
No. Not tricky enough. You look like you could pitch. Need trickier.
See Ni . . . Aaron. I told you I would be a good pitcher. I mean, just look at me. I bet Papa Dunc will let me pitch. YO DUNC!
Tell them that I could pitch.
No. You're tipping your pitches.
I haven't thrown any pitches yet.
I can see your tell already.
So what am I going to throw? (whispers to Tony) When did Papa Dunc lose it?
(whispering) Don't doubt him. And don't make eye contact if you want your soul.
You're going to throw a slider.
OMG you're right. I am going to throw a slider. What about now?
Fake to third throw to first.
Get out of my HEAD!
[To Tony] Um does Skip know he's in the dugout? And that the game is over?
Don't interrupt Duncan.
Aaron. Go throw from the mound for practice.
At least you remember who I am.
That's because you're tipping your identity.