wet paper sack* v. jeff suppan
5.76 ERA 6.18
5.43 FIP 5.57
5.62 xFIP 5.38
5.22 tERA 5.80
* as of press time, the pirates still had their intended starter as TBA. the sack's stats are made up. sadly, jeff's are not.
no word on whether the cardinals will attempt to trade for pittsburgh's wet paper sack prior to game time.
this series is a good chance to improve our standings. don't fuck it up, guys.