Drinking games rules:
- Take a drink of your franklin every time Joe Morgan says something positive about Jason Heyward.
- 1 drink for every Heyward total base.
- 2 drinks every time Jeff Francouer strikes out.
- 3 drinks every time Jeff Francouer walks.
- 1 drink for every ball Jason Bay short hops into the infield.
- Finish your franklin if Bobby Cox gets tossed from the game.