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Game Ozzie Smith Open Thread: Cardinals at Rockies

By Danfiction

Carpenter Cook
16-4, 2.34 10-6, 4.47

Higgledy Piggledy
Christopher Carpenter
throws a great curveball
but's pitching at Coors;

striking out everyone
undemocratically,
his fascist fastball
just might be still worse.

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