I don't really know what an Emporium is but it sounds like a place full of wizards and leprechauns.
As the Cardinal offense gets a bit chilly, Wainwright comes in to continue his climb into the hearts of national media writers everywhere and past Timmy Lincecum. It's dangerous to mention it but there seems to be a distinct possibility that the Cardinals could have both the Cy Young and the MVP this season. The danger being that Carpenter has a strong case of his own and could usurp votes from Wagonmaker.
I love when we're concerned about one of our awesome pitchers stealing votes from another one of our awesome pitchers.