Want to count down the Cardinals magic number but don't want to jinx it? Have no fear! Simply refer to Cardinals history: Use jersey numbers!

For example: Right now, September 26, the magic number is HOLY CRAP THE CARDINALS CLINCHED THE DIVISION!

You can find all the facts from the last month and half of doing this right here.

And, to wrap up ... Kerry Robinson! (If it's your pleasure, 00 Omar Olivares.) Or for my pleasure ... just watching videos and looking up photos from last night and planning for the postseason ... with the magic number at zero, I choose, at last, to look forward rather than backward.

Thank you for letting me do this. This was incredibly fun. GO BIRDS!

Best,
Will