|6-9, 3.44||1-0, 8.68|
Homer Bailey just retired in my St. Louis Browns Baseball Mogul league—in the year 2032. At least half of his 4200 strikeouts had to have been my guys, because he was a member of my most nefarious divisional rivals, the Athletics. Here's hoping today is not the day he shows off a fastball/curveball combo that keeps him pitching until he's 45.
If I may be so indulged, an 80 games haiku:
First half surprises
Ankiel, Dunc ten homers
And Rasmus twelve walks