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| De La Rosa | Wainwright |
| 0-6, 5.43 | 5-3, 3.38 |
Jorge De La Rosa is one of the toughest-lucked pitchers in baseball thus far. He strikes out a batter an inning, he allows just four home runs despite playing in the house that Bichette Happens built—overall he has a FIP of 3.64—and for his trouble he's got a 5.43 ERA and zero wins. Also, he plays for the Rockies.
Meanwhile, Renovated Wainwright has an ERA of 2.05. I'm thinking about asking Chris Carpenter for some life advice.