|De La Rosa||Wainwright|
|0-6, 5.43||5-3, 3.38|
Jorge De La Rosa is one of the toughest-lucked pitchers in baseball thus far. He strikes out a batter an inning, he allows just four home runs despite playing in the house that Bichette Happens built—overall he has a FIP of 3.64—and for his trouble he's got a 5.43 ERA and zero wins. Also, he plays for the Rockies.
Meanwhile, Renovated Wainwright has an ERA of 2.05. I'm thinking about asking Chris Carpenter for some life advice.