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Game 17 Open Thread: Cubs at Cardinals

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Dempster Wainwright
1-0, 5.00 2-0, 3.31

With apologies to the red baron, Ogden Nash, and the city of Nantucket:

There once was a pitcher named Wainwright,
Who pitched all his pitches from Wainheights.
He used to be great,
Now he can't find the plate,
On the zone he could stand to shed Wainlight