See, so we've got a thread lamenting the penny headline puns, then a thread with a penny headline pun. We're so very meta here at VEB...
So anything you guys want to talk about, go ahead. The other thread was getting slow.
Also, just to toss this in here, the meanest thing I ever said to anyone was once when I was talking to an ex-girlfriend of mine who was about six months pregnant at the time. (Not mine, by the way.) I started calling here Pregnatron, and after the third time she asked why. I told her it was because she was transforming into a giant, swollen bitch. I feel bad and proud in equal measures when I think about that. How about you?