so, strauss works his little jedi mind tricks on you (again!) and convinces you to stay up late and see what little soon-to-be-debunked gem he has for you! Holliday will start taking grounders at third! the Oakland A's have bid 14 years and $340 million for Matt Holliday's services! the cards plan to sign holliday then secretly flip him to the giants for matt cain and a basket of Ghirardelli's chocolates after a month!