the awards races are going to drive him insane, plus 9 other things . . . . go to get up baby to read about john gall, ted williams, ruben sierra, and the batboy. . . . . go to fungoes to learn why pip misses the "mets are pond scum" era. . . . . go to the birdwatch and wonder whether john gall was just discharged from a m*a*s*h unit. . . . and go to bleed cubbie blue to read al yellon's parting words for busch.