Viva El Birdos, a St. Louis Cardinals community

[This is the inaugural post in what's going to be an ongoing feature here at VEB. Matt Lemmon (aka "itsalemmon") will be filing periodic reports from Springfield about the Double A farm team. He...

  Well, Azru stole my opening joke for his post yesterday, so I got nothing. Oh well. Hey, did you hear the one about the radio host who tricks people into coming on to his show? No? Here you go....