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This post by Dan at Get Up, Baby got me thinking about my personal history with the Cardinals a bit.  I, too, remember personally groaning every single time that Dave Veres took the mound.  I vividly remember this stupid ad that KPLR-11 ran, where Tony goes to the bullpen phone, but the call ends up going to this "average" viewer, who Tony then asks "Who do you think I should put in?"  The guy enthusiastically says "Bring in VERES!!!"  I remember screaming "NOOOOOOO!!"  Every single time that this guy made his recommendation.  This caused great stress to anyone watching the game with me, as KPLR ran this ad at least 10 times per inning.

In retrospect, I was a little too hasty in condemning the ol' DV.  He posted ERA+'s of 162, 117, and 112 with the Cardinals.  The guy is never going to be included on any All-Cardinal teams, but he really didn't do anything that horrible.  Like Dan, my opinion of the guy has tempered significantly.  I also realize that my relationship with Veres in the late nineties had more to do with my relationship with Crazy Tony and his bullpen usage than it did with anyone in that bullpen (except for Ricky Bottallico.  That dude gets no reprieve from me).  I had similar feelings about Mike Timlin, who a rational analysis also shows to be a good reliever during and since his Cardinal stint.

Every Cardinals fan seemed to have some story about a certain reliever that they seemed to think that Tony overused, or that was just a disaster.  Perhaps it was Ray King or Luther Hackman, or (one person argued to me) Steve Kline.  For a long time, I thought that it was a pecularity of Carinals nation, and its love-hate relationship with its current manager.  But then, I watched a 18 inning Sox-on-Sox game with a bunch of Boston fans last year.  And by the time we got to extra innings, uniformly, and with great dread, everyone there anticipated the introduction of Rudy Seanez into the game, certain that he would blow it. It turns out that Francona went far longer without introducing Seanez, and that, when introduced, he did, in fact give up the difference-making runs and take the loss; but the thing is, it made me realize that other teams seem to have these whipping boy relievers that the fans just seem to hate.  It makes sense: it gives you a way to vent at the team, while not really venting at the teams' core players.  If a middle reliever is a goat, you can just root against the use of that middle reliever.  Really, that Sox game came down to Manny and Ortiz being very strongly contained in extras, not getting any hits beyond perhaps an odd single--but, it makes a lot more sense to direct your rage at an obnoxious reliever that loses the game, especially since a Sox fan is going to have to be loudly cheering for Manny and Ortiz in the near future.

Anyway, I've told you one of my "obnoxious reliever" stories.  What is yours?

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HA!
#1 similar pitcher to Dave Veres on BR.com:

Braden Looper!

by silent_bob on Jan 10, 2007 10:29 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

It's not a reliever...
but if we're talking commericials... that john melencamp chevy trucks commercial that ran every 6 seconds durring the playoffs "well i can stann besiiiiahd..."  gag me with a truck-sized spoon.
o8o88o888o

by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 10:31 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Bill Simmons
commented on the "this is oooouuuurrrrrr country" commercials very often.  I hate that commercial.

by silent_bob on Jan 10, 2007 10:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bill Simmons and other Bosox fans
Speaking of Bill Simmons, he and all the other Red Sox fans who crawled out of the woodwork in 2004 really chap me. Worse than Dallas Cowboy fans. 86 years of whining (which was annoying enough in itself), then 86 years of obnoxious BS crammed into one year. BARF!

I saw a comic in Oct 2004 that said the following: "Will Rogers obviously never met a Red Sox fan."  Truer words have never been written or spoken.

Cards fan in Denver

by TurdFerguson on Jan 10, 2007 12:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Those commercials lost my respect...
Because they put a clip of draft-dodging Mohammed Ali next to a clip of Vietnam soldiers during the "I can stand and fight" part of the song. Pissed me off every time.

by Big Rev on Jan 10, 2007 1:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ali did fight
for what he believed in.  He gave up a good chunk of the prime of his career and his livilihood because he didn't believe in war.

Whether you agree with his beliefs or not, he sacraficed a lot because of what he believed in.

Walk your dog, not Pujols.

by Hardcore Legend on Jan 10, 2007 2:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys...
fight the real enemy...

John Cougar Mellancamp and the Chevy Silverado

by Valatan on Jan 10, 2007 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And Tyler Hicks...
...that damn commercial sent this team into a tailspin!
Walk your dog, not Pujols.

by Hardcore Legend on Jan 10, 2007 2:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TV Commercials
Fox does that with every commercial.  When I was watching the BCS Title game on Monday night I swear they showed that Toyota commercial with the oversized Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em robots about 4 times in the span of 10 minutes.  Ugh.  Fox is unbearable sometimes.
"I only am who I am because I was born that way. I have a gift and I'm trying to not be selfish about it, but to use it, OK? Jealousy will get you nowhere!"

by I Bleed Cardinal Red on Jan 10, 2007 10:39 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Only good thing about being deployed
Not that AFN is any better with there horrible military-safety pointers, but I don't get to watch commercials. So I can actually stand watching sports on FOX again. Comes in handy when the Redbirds play on Saturdays.
Pujols just did WHAT...

by gforce on Jan 10, 2007 10:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't Forget
"I get what I want, I go where I please, I do it my way cause that's what I say.  [Somethin] for me...possibilities.  Are you ready for me, livin out loud...possibilities."

After literally every half inning for a solid 2 months?  Kill me or Taylor Hicks.

Pujols > God

by joker24 on Jan 10, 2007 10:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

know what my favorite play in baseball is?
with gawdawful elevator music in the background.  over and over...

and that tom petty snippet was at least as bad as the john mellencamp thing- i even liked the tom petty song, before it got drilled into my head ~150*9*2 times.

"...in winter, when there's no baseball... I stare out the window and wait for spring." -Rogers Hornsby

by SleepyCA on Jan 10, 2007 11:56 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nice post, Val
i'm sure a lot of old geezers like me are having nightmarish flashbacks to mark littell . . . .

by lboros on Jan 10, 2007 10:43 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

veres
i dont hate veres, i just hate that the cardinals didnt have anyone better to go to.  dave was a middle reliever miscast as a closer.  

by dmb60614 on Jan 10, 2007 10:47 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

DV for me too
Dave Veres:  I remember him being a really good closer one year(probably that 162 ERA+ year), and then the next two years, he was "awful"(in quotes, because as the stats show, he really wasn't, but in my mind he was).

I feared him coming in the game.

Similarly, I'm sure there will be plenty of people to say Izzy with the current team.

It seemed like even when he was getting 30 save seasons, every save was overly dramatic, usually getting the tying run at least to 2nd base before he dropped in one of his knucklecurves for the 27th out or induced the game-winning groundout.

by mtalken on Jan 10, 2007 10:49 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ricky Bottalico takes the cake cookies and cream
I swear every time he stepped on the warning track outside of the bullpen, we had already lost the game regardless of the current score.  A 1.8 WHIP?????

Brantley probably takes the crumbs that Ricky left over...every time I see him say something on BBTN about pitching, I always think "Yeah how the hell would you know".  What a pathetic season that guy had.

Pujols > God

by joker24 on Jan 10, 2007 10:51 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

EY
Estaban Yan.  He never really came in during leveraged situations, but I don't recall the word "unscathed" ever being used to describe a Yan outing.  

Honorable mention for Jeff Brantley.  

by Jonathan23 on Jan 10, 2007 10:55 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yup
I'm going to have to second the Steve Yan nomination. Dudeguy was just brutal. Looking at his 2003 game log, he made three appearances between June 6 and June 12, giving up six ER in 3.1 innings but vulturing two wins.
Sign Kurt Kepshire! The 26th Man

by 26thMan on Jan 10, 2007 1:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Third
for the Yanster. Holy crap, he was terrible.

by Jhusk on Jan 10, 2007 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ray Soff
Seemed like he blew every game I attended as a kid.  Including a big Cards-Cubs game my whole church attended.  

Looking back, his stats weren't that bad.   Of course, I haven't done anything in depth to find his inherited runners ratio.

by RedbirdRay on Jan 10, 2007 10:57 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

As far as old guys go...
I was partial to Tony Fossas and Jeff Fassero.

When I say "partial," I am referring to where my hatred was directed to the most.

by silent_bob on Jan 10, 2007 10:58 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

bingo
those are my top 2 as well. I'd have to give the nod to Jeff Fassero.

My story behind that was that I was at a Cubs/DBacks game in Ariz., and ARI torched Fassero in the late innings to beat the Cubbies. I remember going back to the hotel and laughing at the Cubs and especially Fassero, only to turn on the TV and ESPN and see that the Cards had just traded for him. Man, that was a sick feeling.

I gotta say that's one of my least favorite Cardinal acquisitions. Ranks right up there with Fernando Tatis, Jesse Orosco (I LOVED SuperJoe), Tino Martinez and Juan Encarnacion.

10-time World Champs!

by TheFranchise9 on Jan 10, 2007 11:09 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fossas
He looked out of shape and OLD, and he helped blow the 1996 season opener at Shea (major buzzkill after Willie's 3-run HR) and I hated him from that point forward.

Fassero sucked like everyone else in our pen in 2003, but at least he contributed to the post-Kile 2002 playoff run - my favorite all-time Cardinals team.

by musial6 on Jan 10, 2007 11:51 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

"The Fassero"
That is the termed my buddies and I have coined for the when you're dealt the dreaded #13 when playing blackjack.

by silent_bob on Jan 10, 2007 12:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

definitely Fassero
that guy was just awful. my heart would sink.

a few years ago, my non-STL buddies (i was at mizzou at the time) would dismiss the team's chances with variations on the theme, "yes, but your CLOSER is a man by the name of KIKO muthafuckin' CALERO!" i never had a problem with him though, other than his name, admittedly, didn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of our enemies.

by nycbirdo on Jan 10, 2007 12:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Garman
I remember my dad calling him "gopher ball."  In looking at his Cardinal stats (played for the Redbirds in 1974-75) he was actually pretty good.  Must have been one of my dad's scapegoats during those frustrating '70's - clearly more an emotional choice than a rational one!

http://www.baseball-reference.com/g/garmami01.shtml

by wildman on Jan 10, 2007 10:59 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Whither Stechshulte
What an awesome question. I never really hated Veres, but I definietly hated, and still kind of loathe Jeff Brantley (Cowboy? Stupid- he went to Miss State, not Wyoming or whatever.)

I really hated anytime that Ray King pitched in 03/04/05, you could always count on him to walk a guy in a tight spot.

I currently, like most of you, hate it when Braden Looper enters a ballgame-- I was at Game 4 of the WS and there was an audible GROAN when he walked in from RF.

I liked Kline, tolerated Tavares and really want to get back to tolerating Izzy, since they have to pay him regardless.

But my all time hated overused Tony Larussa reliever was and forever will be the great Gene Stechschulte (German for GASCAN), who TLR loved unconditionally no matter how many 3 run homers he gave up.

by AtlantaCard on Jan 10, 2007 11:01 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

What?
Where are you getting "gascan" from Stechshulte?  Unless it's some sort of informal way of saying that, I don't know how you came up with that.

by saladdays on Jan 10, 2007 11:15 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was a joke
infering that Gene was a gascan. which he was.
Cheers

by Alxfritz on Jan 10, 2007 11:22 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well....
There are a lot of last names that are German that do mean somewhat humorous (at least to us) things when literally translated.

by saladdays on Jan 10, 2007 11:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And all of a sudden
I just got self-conscience of my German last name.
Cheers

by Alxfritz on Jan 10, 2007 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Stechshulte
Ha!  My younger brother always referred to him as Upper Deck Stech.  

One of my earlier dreaded relievers was the unfortunate Juan Agosto.  He had some good years elsewhere before joining the Redbirds, but was unwatchable in a Cardinal uniform.  

by Mr Bad Example on Jan 10, 2007 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This one isn't even close
Ray King by a mile. Not only did I cringe whenever he came in, but I prayed that whatever team had lots o' righties.

Honorable mention on the left side -- Steve Kline.

As for the right side, Izzy makes it a little too interesting, but he gets the job done.

Pujols just did WHAT...

by gforce on Jan 10, 2007 11:02 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

My brother-in-law
the Cubs fan always called Ray King the Sweaty Silverback when we were watching games and they brought him in. He is my choice!

by stl4all on Jan 10, 2007 11:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have a list on this one.
There are those who make you sweat. (John Costello, Steve Peters, Mark Litell, Izzy, Burger King)

There are those who sweat profusely. (Esteban Yan, Neil Allen, and Pedro Borbon Jr.) are the worst of recent memory, but my all-time favorite....Juan "gas on the fire" Agosto. Nobody made me reach for barf bag while screaming obscenities like he did.

How about handin' me another helpin' of those mashed taters...thank you very much!

by Elvis on Jan 10, 2007 11:04 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

King and Kline
Seared in my mind is what a great team King and Kline were from the left side in 2004 (a year when I savored every game, for obvious reasons).

They had ERA+ of 160 (King) and 234 (Kline).  Their WHIPs were 1.07 and 1.08.  

King obviously regressed the next year, and that seems to be a theme in how these perceptions are shaped:  If a player raises our expectations one season, he's judged pretty harshly if his numbers drop even if he puts in above average numbers the next year.

And of course memorable home runs, etc., distort our memories too....

by ncgostl on Jan 10, 2007 11:15 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Brantley
For me it has to be Jeff Brantley. Partly because he was brought in with so much postive talk. It got my hopes up and then they were all so quickly dashed away. It makes me even madder now to watch him blather away on ESPN. My favorite is when he talks about what it takes to be a closer or discussing his "analysis" of Tony's moves. I just can't take him seriously.

BOOOOOOOOOO Jeff Brantley!!!

On a side note, I will just say that Jose Jimenez was and still is one of my favorite cardinals. I still think that given some more time he could have made it as a good young back of the rotation pitcher for the Cards. His sinker was fun to watch. Sending a sinkerballer to Coors is a sure way to end a career that never was...

by JMedwick on Jan 10, 2007 11:18 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Easy....
I still to this day can't stand Todd Burns, that guy was horrible for about two months...

Juan Agosto and Rick Croushore also come to mind. Croushore was supposed to throw a screwball or something, but always got lit up!

by nieto mania on Jan 10, 2007 11:19 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

To this day...
my brother-in-law and I always bend at the hips, hanging our gut out as far as possible, while dangling our left arm, with the right hand tucked securely under our chin at the mention of Burger King.

Ray King always looked like a goofball when staring in for the sign.

by cardzfanbub on Jan 10, 2007 11:23 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Burger King
That is hilarious.

by stl4all on Jan 10, 2007 11:53 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

goofball Looper
speaking of goofball stares, how about Braden Looper's "who farted?" stare before every pitch, its almost like he farted himself and is asking "did i fart?"
"back.. at the track...at the wall..homerun." -joe buck

by omshagome on Jan 10, 2007 1:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The people in my office...
...are looking at me funny, 'cause I'm laughing out loud.

by Archaeopteryx on Jan 10, 2007 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone
Likes a good fart joke.

by liam on Jan 10, 2007 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Izzy
It seams like Izzy always gets this treatment from Cardinals fans.  If you look at his number their are about 20 teams that would love to have a closer with those stats, but Cardinals fans can only remember the games the he has lost or the fact that he is willing to give up a walk.

I personally was fortunate to meet Izzy when I was in 8th grade and he was on the New York Mets.  He was cool, he chatted with me for about 10 minutes, asked me what position I played, and signed an autograph.   Personally there is no way I can dislike the guy, and as a closer he has led us to quite a few victories.  

2006 Cardinals- An underdog story

by Born in 82 on Jan 10, 2007 11:28 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Scapegoats 2006
After the season, World Championship in hand, I can accept the numbers that show, until his injury was out of hand, Izzy was actually a pretty good closer, and Looper was a pretty good setup man.

But during the bad times when it seemed we would throw away the season, my heart screamed NOOOOOOOO when BLooper came into a close game, and OH NOOOOOOOOOO when Izzy took the mound.

But I'm much better now. Thanks, guys.

by madridbend on Jan 10, 2007 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Izzy
Izzy deserves all the crap that Cardinal fans give him.  I think its great that the Cardinals won World Series when they decided to put a GOOD closer at the back end.  Any closer who admits that he is scared of certain hitters and pitches around them and pitches the bases loaded just to pitch to the guy he wants is not good.  He does this crap all the time and then he puts all the pressure on his defense.  

Trade Izzy while those 20 teams may still want the piece of crap.

"And that's a winner. A World Series winner for the Cardinals."

by Bird Watcher on Jan 10, 2007 1:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Izzy IS better than anything WE have
With Wainright in the rotation Izzy IS our closer.  Your would be crying and complaining even more if we traded him and put Kinney and Springer in the closers role.

I can hear it now... We need a REAL closer!  Izzy just saved 45 games for the Indians we never should have got rid of him.  But some people are too short sited to see that.  All you see is a walk in the 9th inning and the guy is garbage.  whatever.

2006 Cardinals- An underdog story

by Born in 82 on Jan 10, 2007 1:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Izzy a good closer?
He had the most blown saves in baseball last year.

"oh, sorry guys I'm hurt, my hip's bothering me  that's why I can't get anyone out anymore, maybe I should have said something before i lost all those games for us."

Maybe a healthy izzy is the best choice, but how do we know we have a healthy izzy?

by redbird2006in on Jan 11, 2007 4:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agree completely
No, nobody will be crying this season.  Actually we probably will after Izzy blows those 1 or 2 run leads 4 times in the first few months.  And I'll be making the same post saying that this guy sucks.  He sucks sooo bad that he led the NL in saves by the all star break and still didn't make the team.  
"And that's a winner. A World Series winner for the Cardinals."

by Bird Watcher on Jan 11, 2007 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That Game
Yeah, but look at who got the loss after walkng 2 guys and gave up a hit in 1 inning--- MY MAN HERR STECHSCHULTE!!

by AtlantaCard on Jan 10, 2007 2:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mulder
any one know if Mulder signed for sure or not? stltoday.com are throwing out rumors that he signed the 2 year $18m deal.
Play hard, play to win, but make it fun!

by Edmonds is baseball on Jan 10, 2007 11:35 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I read...
they were predicting him to decide tonight...with any of the 3 teams.  I didn't hear them say anything about STL in particular.

Seriously, though, if you're Mulder, rehabbing Mulder, why would you ever go to Texas?  Ameriquest, are you kidding me.  Don't do it...for your legacy.  I can see Cleveland, maybe, with that medical staff, but Peralta...Boone(still?)... I'd take Rolen and Eckstein over that every day of the week. Plus, he got a ring with us.  The decision should be easy, I hope he doesn't make it hard.

I heard $18M is the potential value, I wonder what the gauranteed amount is.  I'm thinking he's going to sign here.  I really don't mind that.

o8o88o888o

by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

forgive the shameless plug
but after hearing that 18mm figure, i tried my hand at a breakdown at rabid redbird

by gthedamned on Jan 10, 2007 1:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

$1million...
In potential hair frosting bonuses.  I like the way this looks for the Cards.
o8o88o888o

by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 2:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that's non-frosting
and now that it's official, just you wait until the details of the contract leak.

mr lamping, can i get my 50K broken up quarterly?

by gthedamned on Jan 10, 2007 5:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

King
After 2004, I really liked King. But at the end of 2005, when management seemed to keep giving him chance after chance not to blow a game, I blamed him for the difference between a 105-win season and a 100-win season--justly or not.

by Don Zero on Jan 10, 2007 11:45 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wilma Eckert
Read her famous obituary notice before it disappears from the internets!

by liam on Jan 10, 2007 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

King
Remember that game where Eckstein hit a  walk-off grand slam?  I was at that game, but I left in the top of the 9th.  After Izzy gave up a double to put us down 3-1, King came in and promptly beaned a guy, followed by a walk to load the bases.  Granted, I also had a couple young nephews with me that were becoming quite difficult to contain, but as I recall, seeing King come into the game was what tipped the scale for me to leave.

by john vb on Jan 10, 2007 12:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ironic
Seeing the words "King" and "tipped the scale" in the same paragraph.  Nice choice of words!

by Robb on Jan 10, 2007 12:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nice catch
I wish I could say that was intentional.

Btw, on the bright side, I now have a great story to tell to my nephews someday about why you never leave early.

by john vb on Jan 10, 2007 12:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What a game...
Ah...Sunday, August 7th, 2005.  I was at that game, too.

My best friend had flown in from Atlanta to root against the hated Braves that entire weekend, and we couldn't have asked for a better end to that weekend after splitting the first two games.

That game instantly became one of the all-time best games EVER for both of us.  It was the kind of game that makes you truly appreciate and love the unpredictability and magic of baseball.

Sorry you missed it, but as you said...now you have the best story ever on why you should never leave early.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

by Mr Clean on Jan 10, 2007 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man
what a game. I was there with a group of Braves fans who were very annoying after the previous day's game. That was so sweet. I've got the scorecard and ticket stub framed in my room.

by Jhusk on Jan 10, 2007 11:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Eldred
In recent times it has to be Cal Eldred and Braden "Longball" Looper (the first time we had him).  I don't know why but everytime Cal came into the game I just didn't feel like he was going to get anybody out and Looper seemed like everytime he came in he gave up a homerun.

Honorable mention to Steve Kline in the playoffs.  I loved him during the regular season but for some reason in the playoffs you just knew he was going to blow it.

Cards in 5

by cardfan2 on Jan 10, 2007 12:18 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Eldred
was atrocious at times, but from the sound of it, he was the bullpen leader while he was here, so I always gave him a free pass.

I am sane enough to know that Izzy doesn't actually suck, but man alive has he been hard to watch some times.

As for the Cards most frustrating reliever, I am going to have to go with every reliever from 97-99 and '03 in general, and Danny Jackson and Mark Petkvosek in particular.

I heart italics

Cheers

by Alxfritz on Jan 10, 2007 12:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I give Eldred a pass
as he was the only guy who could even get a save in 2003.  "Salvaging" that season's bullpen makes me have a soft spot in my heart for that guy.

by Valatan on Jan 10, 2007 12:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Eldred
I know logically you guys are right but man everytime he came into a game I always felt like something bad was going to happen, plus Tony just kept running him out there.
"Keep swinging maybe your lefty"

by cardfan2 on Jan 10, 2007 12:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh he sucked
his last two years here, no doubt. But it wasn't like he was tripping the starting pitchers between innings so that the bullpen could get some action.

I always thought of him as the wise old sage who was kind of pissed when he had to quit bullshitting with the guys in the 'pen to actually go into the game. So, I guess in hindsight, maybe he just should have been a bullpen catcher instead of an actual relief pitcher.

Cheers

by Alxfritz on Jan 10, 2007 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If he is your old Wise Sage
then that explains a lot of bullpen issues.
"Keep swinging maybe your lefty"

by cardfan2 on Jan 10, 2007 1:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And this thread isn't about rationality anyway
The most fun thing about this discussion is that everyone seems to have a different guy

by Valatan on Jan 10, 2007 1:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Always an Eldred fan
I remember when he faced Brad Eldred for the first time, a reporter asked him a dumb question of the "how was it to face your brother out there?" variety. Eldred answered that Brad's too small to be his brother. Brad Eldred's 6'5" and well over 200 pounds, a big dude. There were some questions raised about Cal Eldred, by all accounts a super-nice guy, out of nowhere dissing Brad Eldred to the press. He heard that people took his answer that way and explained that he's got a bunch of brothers, all 6'8" or so. Not that funny of a story really.

Um.

We used to call Juan Acevedo, "Juan Ass-Invader."

I heart ♥

by liam on Jan 10, 2007 2:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

"Tipped" the scale?
More like permanently crippled it.

by Red in Chicago on Jan 10, 2007 12:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Agosto
don't know if he was mentioned, but my worst card reliever story was watching him blow an early season Met game in 1988. he walked the based loaded, then hit daryl boston with a 78 mph fastball to score the winning run. the pitch was so lame boston didn't flinch. i am still picking up candy from my carpet that i flung to the ground in disgust.

by Phillycardfan on Jan 10, 2007 12:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yup...
And that's why my friends and I always called him...

"Juan Disgusto".

But my vote goes to the Simo-man, Jason Simontacchi as a relief pitcher.  You usually didn't even have time to turn to the person next to you and pronounce the four syllables in his last name before he would give up a homerun.  Ugh.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

by Mr Clean on Jan 10, 2007 4:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I remember a bunch of bad Redbird relievers
So many that I don't even want to ruin the rest of my day recalling all of the games that were torched because of these guys. In a nutshell, I'll just say that the guys that got beat because the opposing hitters simply beat their best pitch never really bothered me for more than a few hours. The stay-up-all-niter's-because-I-couldn't-sleep relievers is what I am talking about. The absolute worst are the relievers that walked the first batter faced, then nibbled, loading the bases to face the big hitters, who'd then deliver the game winner for the opposing teams. No need to name individuals, we all are haunted by these guys.
Nuthin'....I got nuthin'over here.

by Handsome Jimmy on Jan 10, 2007 12:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

MULDER SIGNING
Ok, this is about as unreliable as it gets... the comments section on mlbtraderumors, but I live in chicago, so this is as close as i get to the st. louis media...

"It looks like the Cardinals have signed Mulder. It is being announced all over the radio & on Fox Sports. Contract is for 2 years, but no other specific numbers have come out. I've heard that the 2nd year could be as much as $12 million (just speculation)."

o8o88o888o

by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 12:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Bernie says
One source just told me via text message it's done...Mulder will remain with STL.

I'm trying to confirm...

--B

http://www.stltoday.com/forums/search.php?search_author=BernieM

"The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind." -Dizzy Dean

by vince eating tarp on Jan 10, 2007 5:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Borbon Jr
The absolute worst. I remember changing the channel every time he came in, just so I wouldn't throw my remote through the TV. It seemed like Tony used him every other day in his short stint with the cards.
Big honorable mention to the '05 version of Ray King, but to this day Pedro Borbon jr is my least favorite Cardinal.

by erb on Jan 10, 2007 12:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Relievers
The Worst
70s - John Curtis (awful as starter too)
80s - Neil Allen
90s - Jeff Brantley

Favorite Specialists
Ricky Horton
Ken Dayley
Jim Kaat

by Hinkster on Jan 10, 2007 12:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I have a few
Julian Tavarez used to scare the hell out of me.  I know he was better than average but you never knew what you'd get w/ him.  Would it be 1, 2, 3, or an HBP, a double, a homer, and then 2 more HBP's.  

Of course Esteban Yan and Pedro Borbon, Jr.  Who can forget the dreaded Mike Mathews?  And my brother and I used to call Bryan Eversgerd "kerosene boy" b/c an explosion was about to take place every time he took the ball!

by chuckb on Jan 10, 2007 12:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

mulder
no new info here. but even though i have been slurping weaver here for about a week, i still have to say that i think weaver would make more sense than mulder at this point. if we sign mulder, i don't think we go after weaver, and it baffles me why we chose that way when it appears we had to get into a bidding war for mulder, when we may have been the only team really in on weaver, who had already appeared willing to give us a hometown discount to stay. i foresee 2-3 months of brad thompson, followed by a month and a half beginning around the all-star break of mulder coming back and pitching about as well as thompson did, followed by neither being in the postseason rotation, if there is one.

by nycbirdo on Jan 10, 2007 12:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

i recognize the second half of the season
is longer than a month and a half. i think august-september will be a mishmash at the #5 spot, with none of the pitchers vying for it able to perform well enough to keep the rest out. which is to say, i don't like the idea.

by nycbirdo on Jan 10, 2007 12:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Looper.
Comes to mind first (altough Ray King is a close second)when I read this post.
There was more than a couple times this season the following scenario would happen:  I would keep up with the games over the internet (games aren't televised in WI) most nights and be in bed by the 6th or 7th inning (I'm boring, I know) and felt comfortable with a 2 or 3 run lead. I would turn on sportscenter in the morning to see the highlights, but before I saw highlights I would see the score along the ticker at the bottom, Cardinals lose by 1 or 2.  It became habit that I turned to the wife and tell her that Looper must have fucked it up.  Sure enough, Looper fucked it up whenver those words were uttered by me.
It became a running joke that everytime in the morning I'd say the Cardinals lost, first words out of her mouth were "Did Looper fuck it up?".  It makes for good laughs.  What made her laugh even more was when I told her they were considering Looper as a starter.
"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer." - Ted Williams

by WiscCard on Jan 10, 2007 12:58 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

some of mine
juan acevedo
slocumb
luebbers
sodowsky
journell
painter
hermanson

by Jocephus on Jan 10, 2007 1:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, god, Juan Acevedo
though, I always gave Slocumb a pass for being named "Heathcliff."  And for his Renteria-style gold chain

by Valatan on Jan 10, 2007 1:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i agree
it is a good name

by Jocephus on Jan 10, 2007 1:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Juan Acevedo
the best is when i went to opening day the first year of vina...Acevedo lost the game for them but vina was the story...SO in the bathroom afterwards drunks going how about theat new leadoff man and every one goes VINNNAAA...and then a comment was made about juan acevedo and then som guy sings Juan ac e  ve do as he pees thought that was funny and a sign of his stint in STL. all down the drain from there
Kenny is a "dirt" bag?

by punchinjudy on Jan 10, 2007 2:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Journell
Whate ever happened to that guy anyway?
"Keep swinging maybe your lefty"

by cardfan2 on Jan 10, 2007 1:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Journell
Hooked up with the Reds but never made it to big club

by Hinkster on Jan 10, 2007 1:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I forget whether he was DFAed away or traded
or rule 9 drafted

but he ended up essentially swapping places in the Reds system with Josh Hancock

by Valatan on Jan 10, 2007 1:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If this post were on the Cubs site...
...in the year 2009, people in the comments thread would have a unanimous decision:  Jason Marquis.  Even though he's slated as a starter now, he'll inevitably find his way into the bullpen and will inevitably cause Cubs fans everywhere to contemplate putting their heads in plastic bags until he's off the mound and safely in the dugout.  
"What was my favorite championship? The next one." - Tom Brady

by Hot in Herr on Jan 10, 2007 1:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You know who I really liked
but never seemed to get his shot?

This guy.

by Zubin on Jan 10, 2007 1:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

errrr
Seems like his WHIP and K/BB are too high to become a decent reliver.  

by Jonathan23 on Jan 10, 2007 2:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You mean "sacrifice"
like when Ted Williams left major league baseball to become a fighter pilot?

Is that the sort of "sacrifice" Ali made? I must have missed it.

by Red in Chicago on Jan 10, 2007 2:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yup, just like that
I knew you'd figure it out.
Walk your dog, not Pujols.

by Hardcore Legend on Jan 10, 2007 2:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Third Degree
Gotta be Todd "Third Degree" Burns for me!

by raisin on Jan 10, 2007 2:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

brantley for sure
even though he wasn't around long, horrible memories of brantley are burned into my mind

as a side note, i hadn't realized until just now how good veres was for the cards in the playoffs: 9 scoreless innings, 6 hits, with 13 strikeouts and 2 walks.  

by mattlo on Jan 10, 2007 2:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jesse Orrosco
I remember my college roommate and I ALWAYS made fun of him, but I can't remember if it was because he sucked or if it was because he was 147 years old.
"I don't believe what I just saw!" ~ Jack Buck

by itsalemmon1019 on Jan 10, 2007 2:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

don't know what his numbers were
but we're talking bad emotional responses to relievers so I'd have to say good ole Al Hrabosky when he was a reliever for the Royals (wasn't paying much attention when he was with the Cards).  The Royals were my favorite team then because they were my dad's favorite team and I was like 9 years old.  It just seemed like every time he went out there in a big situation and did that psyching himself up mad Hungarian routine behind the mound, he'd give up the game winning hit - usually a home run - and usually to the damn Yankees.      

by satori21 on Jan 10, 2007 2:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

king, fassero, et al
i think it was brian gunn who saw a picture of ray king jumping on TLR's back in celebration of winning the pennant and said it looked like a coco puff on a toothpick.  or something like that.  but 2004, he was good.  so he's not on my list.

i measure this in terms of the thank-the-lord-their-contract-is-expired-o-meter.

  1.  fassero.  by far the most palpable sense of relief when he left.  (pun intended, thanks for asking.)
  2.  mathews.  horrible things happened when he pitched.  i don't trust pitchers with missing letters in their last names since him.  he probably doesn't deserve to be here on merit, but i have bad feelings abou thim.
  3.  stechschulte.  i liked him at first, even was strangely proud when he and izzy combined for the longest win/save combination in baseball history (in terms of letters).  but then i realized he was relatively un-good.  so then i stopped liking him.
  4.  yan.  man.  he did sweat a lot, didn't he?  and gave up a lot of homeruns, too.
  5.  marquis.  he deserves to be on any list that can be described in part by 'sucky pitchers.'  if this was a list of suckiest orix blue wave pitchers, i'd still put marquis on the list.  he's like a magnet for suck - he actually moves towards suck in other places; such is the power of marquis.  (did i mention i had good seats for this game?)

by brentonjay on Jan 10, 2007 2:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Brett Tomko
I know I know he is not a reliever, but he is the starter/reliever who stands for everything (I hope) the Cardinals are not.  Tons of talent, no ability to get it.

Random favorite:  John Costello?

I loved that guy and can't explain why...

by Lawless on Jan 10, 2007 3:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Brantley Hands Down
That SOB always made me work extra innings. It would be top of the ninth and we'd be up by one run. Here comes good ol Jeff Brantley. One pitch, one homerun, and we'd be in extras. Oh and another guy that always pissed me off was Kent Mercker. Ok that's all I got.
Jimscobert Purolmonds - MV3

by OKCardsfan on Jan 10, 2007 3:59 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Fassero...
... hands down. if only for giving up that extra-inning walk off homer to Sosa during that 5-game series shellacking the Cubs gave us in late- '03.

by kindred on Jan 10, 2007 4:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Matt Leach
He wrote some nice stories about his experiences with Dave Veres at O,YNAG. Good stuff.

by liam on Jan 10, 2007 4:57 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

mulder
accodring to bernie

"One source just told me via text message it's done...Mulder will remain with STL.

I'm trying to confirm...

--B"

by Jocephus on Jan 10, 2007 5:18 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

His numbers were ok...
but Neil Allen is the guy that drove me nuts. In retrospect I suppose it was because '84 was such a bummer and the hated Mets ripped us off for one of our best players...

Herzog was a great manager but he was such a hayseed moralist. So what if Hernandez liked to party a little...

Acquire Jon Lieber!

by guayzimi on Jan 10, 2007 5:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Allen gets the nod
Allen drove me crazy. The Hernandez deal was the main reason. I was a young, naive teenager who thought Hernandez was the greatest player in baseball. Then Allen comes for him and sucks. He was and always will be gas can to me.

by 10worldchamps on Jan 10, 2007 5:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i believe
that it was 1984 when neil allen's putrid performance introduced me to the idea of the infinite e.r.a. when he failed to get anyone out in his first couple of appearances that season while giving up runs...

by sdesserman on Jan 10, 2007 5:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

whoa!
potentially 3years/$45MM?!?!

this is what a rehabbing pitcher is getting now?  I'm not sure I'd pay that much for a top-form mulder.  Isn't that the annual that Carp makes?  I like mulder, but sheesh.

o8o88o888o

by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 5:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

at least...
the starts-based incentives will keep the club from trotting him out there to pitch whilst injured like they did last year.  if there's a problem, they'll scratch him, just to save their own money.  30 starts in 2007 and 2008 means each year, right, not 30 starts between the 2 years?!
o8o88o888o

by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 5:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hard to imagine
he'd possibly get 30 starts in 07 alone. Whatever the case, I gather (and hope) the number of starts triggers the third-year option but not necessarily the whole $45 million.

by DCGreg on Jan 10, 2007 5:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like the 3rd Year option
Don't know what the number is, but investing this much for 1 year and some change, it is nice to have the option for a third year.

by OCCardsFan on Jan 10, 2007 5:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nevermind I will reserve judgment for now
I don't get how it can go from 2 years 13 to 3 years 45 million.  How much is that 3rd year option? Or could it add 3 more years at 15 per year?

We'll have to wait for the breakdown.

by OCCardsFan on Jan 10, 2007 5:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

On 1380
They just said the third year option is $11million. Rotoworld is saying that he'd need to make 30 starts in 2007 for the full $45million in incentives to kick in. This doesn't sound like a terrible deal. I'm guessing it's 5/8 guaranteed for the next two years. In the worst case scenario, $8mil in 2008 isn't unbearable when you'll have two, maybe three, starting pitchers in the pre-arbitration stage of their careers.

by liam on Jan 10, 2007 5:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Larry
started a new post about this right after it broke.

by RedbirdRay on Jan 10, 2007 5:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Saw that
But commenting on it is disabled somehow right now.

by liam on Jan 10, 2007 5:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

weird
that's never happened before; i fixed it, comments are now open on that thread

by lboros on Jan 10, 2007 5:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fox/Rosenthal story
Free-agent left-hander Mark Mulder, opting for continuity as he recovers from shoulder surgery, has reached agreement on a two-year, $13 million contract with the Cardinals, FOXSports.com has learned.

The contract includes an $11 million option for 2009, and could be worth as much as $45 million over three years if the Cardinals exercise the option and Mulder realizes all of his incentive bonuses.
Mulder, 29, will receive a guaranteed $5 million in '07 and $6.5 million in '08 with a $1.5 million buyout if the Cardinals decline his option.

He can earn as much as $6.525 million in incentives based on his number of starts next season. That number then would be added to his guaranteed salary in '08, and he also would receive incentives in '08 for every start he makes between 21 and 35. His option for '09 would be worth at least what he earned in '08.

Thus, if Mulder returns as expected around the All-Star break and pitches on a regular turn through '08, he will paid market value for a pitcher of his caliber.

Mulder rejected similar offers from the Rangers and Indians to remain with the defending world champions, who lost free-agent right-hander Jeff Suppan to the Brewers and are still trying to retain free-agent right-hander Jeff Weaver.

The signing of Mulder would not produce an immediate return -- the pitcher, recovering from surgery to repair a partially torn rotator cuff, is not expected to be available until July. Relievers Adam Wainwright and Braden Looper are among the options the Cardinals are considering for their rotation, which is questionable beyond right-hander Chris Carpenter.

The loss of Mulder marks the Rangers' latest setback in a trying off-season in which the team lost five free free agents and failed to land free-agent left-hander Barry Zito. Without Mulder, the Rangers' rotation is expected to include right-handers Kevin Millwood, Vicente Padilla, Brandon McCarthy and Kameron Loe along with lefty John Koronka.

The Indians emerged as a finalist for Mulder in part due to their impressive history of rehabilitating injured pitchers. Their need for a starter, however, was less urgent than the Cardinals' and Rangers'. Four veterans -- lefties C.C. Sabathia and Cliff Lee and righties Jake Westbrook and Paul Byrd -- will head their rotation.

Mulder, 103-57 lifetime with a 4.11 ERA, tied Angels right-hander Bartolo Colon for the major-league lead with 88 victories from 2001 to '05. However, he struggled with his mechanics in his two seasons with the Cardinals, then underwent surgery in early September.

by DCGreg on Jan 10, 2007 5:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hands down!
It was Lance Painter!  My husband, who never knows anyone's name, remembers him, because I always screamed when he came in in "relief."  Oo la!

by hawaiifan on Jan 10, 2007 10:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Tabaka
Pitched only 8 games for the Cards in 2001, but his last outing was memorable.  The Cards were playing Houston and leading the division by 1 game, with 3 games to play.  Woody Williams had pitched 7 shutout innings and scored the games only run when LaRussa pulled him in the bottom of 7th for a pinch hitter.  We go to the 8th up 1-0 with a chance to go up on Houston by 2 games with 2 games to play.  The division championship is ours...but, LaRussa puts in, of all people, Jeff Tabaka.  He is facing Lance Berkman.  Berkman takes...ball one...ball two...and then hits a massive home run.  Tabaka departs.  Berkman goes on to double in the winning run in the 9th inning and the Astros win the division.

Tabaka never appears in the majors again.  And I still can't forgive him.

by mdhoffm2 on Jan 10, 2007 11:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Veres and Painter
Well you have to remember that Dave Veres, when filling in in the ninth as closer for a stretch once said that he "didn't like it" when the crowd would cheer at the end of the game.  Now if that isn't enough to put it at the top of the iffy relievers I don't know what is.  As for Painter, he once entered a game up 3 at the begining of the inning in 98.  He left the game with the bases loaded, and up by a run, without recording an out.  Thank you Juan Avcevedo.  

by SpaceMountain on Jan 11, 2007 12:26 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Izzzzyyyy
I get pissed every time he comes in.  Yes, I think he is a pretty good closer.  I think his great days are over, but i think he's far better than average.  Top ten guy....
BUT HE IS A MOOOOROONNNN
I have to leave the room when he comes in.  He reminds me of Marquis.  Zero Confidence.

P.S.
Ha...Marquis' a Cub!!!!
: )

BLaw.

by Dttl89 on Jan 11, 2007 12:32 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Was it Painter or Radinsky
that had his hamstring explode on the mound?  I think we were at Colorado.  I remember seeing the highlight of him throwing one pitch and just hitting the deck grabbing his leg in agony.  Pretty sure it was Radinsky.

by Nate811 on Jan 11, 2007 1:47 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Painter
Pitching to Preston Wilson on April 10th, 2003.

by liam on Jan 11, 2007 2:37 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, OK, I remember now
But something like that happened to Radinsky too, didn't it?  According to Baseball Reference, his 2000 season in its entirety consisted of 0 IP, 1 BB.

by Nate811 on Jan 11, 2007 4:03 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't remember much about him
Except that he was in ska band or something similarly lame.

by liam on Jan 11, 2007 9:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

jimenez....
Jimenez... just awful... awful
Borbon, Jr... don't really need to say more...
Marquis... I could hit him easily.  Only the Cubs would spend $8mil/yr on a guy like that.
Isringhausen... I don't care if he gets saves.  It's the fact that he loads up the bases before he gets them.

Truth be told, every Cardinals closer I've disliked except Wainwright.... Can we get a Mariano Rivera or Fransisco Rodriguez

I also really like Kinney & if Wainwright doesn't close, I'd give Kinney the job.

by arsmizzou6485 on Jan 11, 2007 6:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HS
Heathcliff Slocumb... the name says it all.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/slocuhe01.shtml

by youngunn on Jan 12, 2007 8:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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