The St. Louis Cardinals' Listlessness Index

Jeff Curry-USA TODAY Sports

In August the Cardinals have outscored teams 46-6 in wins and been outscored 10-32. I think they might be okay.

A stirring realization: You guys shouldn't have to wait for me to be done feeling weird about Jack Clark's weird accusations about a player I feel weird about (and scene) to start worrying about the Cardinals' exceptionally high Listlessness Index for a team that has outscored its opponents 56-38 this month.

So do that.

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