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LET'S TALK ABOUT ME BLING AND ALSO BASEBALL

HELLO I AM YOUR FRIEND BLING THE TURTLE AND I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE CARDINALS GAME

EARLIER I WAS NOT IN MY AQUARIUM AND I WAS WEARING A HELMET AND I WAS NOT VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT SO I KNOW HOW YOU ARE FEELING LIFE IS PRETTY HARD SOMETIMES

SERIOUSLY LOOK AT ME I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS A HELMET ON MY SHELL I WANTED TO BE SWIMMING AND EATING INSTEAD

WHY IS THERE A HELMET ON MY BACK WHY AM I ON A RUG WHY WAS THE STRIKE ZONE SO BAD WHY DID MIKE MATHENY MAKE ALL OF THE DECISIONS HE MADE

THAT'S IT I HAVE HAD IT I AM OUT OF HERE

BUT NOW I AM HAPPY AGAIN I AM BACK IN MY AQUARIUM I AM SWIMMING I AM EATING A SHRIMP SNACK IT TASTES SO GOOD LIKE SHRIMP WHAT DOES A SHRIMP EVEN LOOK LIKE

ONCE I WAS NOT HAPPY BUT NOW I AM HAPPY MAYBE SOON YOU WILL BE HAPPY AGAIN MAYBE SOMEONE WILL GIVE YOU A SHRIMP SNACK HOORAY

NOW YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT ME BLING AND ALSO BASEBALL IF YOU WANT TO TALK GO CARDINALS

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