Stretch Run Kickoff Chatting, Y'All.

August 21, 2012; St. Louis, MO, USA; St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Adam Wainwright (50) is congratulated by Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina (4) after the game against the Houston Astros at Busch Stadium. The Cardinals defeated the Astros 7-0. Mandatory Credit: Scott Rovak-US PRESSWIRE

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

So, how about that Adam Wainwright dude? Pretty good, huh?

Dynamite commentary there, I know. That's why you good folks keep coming back to Viva El Birdos every single day; high quality analysis and commentary just like that. The standards are high, sure, but it's so, so rewarding when you're able to live up to them.

Also: dude, that game was awesome. And man, do those Astros ever suck.

Hmm, okay. Let's see, let's see...what else? I'm trying to make sure you guys get your money's worth this morning; I would hate for you to go away feeling gypped.

Ah, hell with it. I've managed to carve out a block of time roundabout an hour and a half to two hours in length today, so let's chat a bit. Subjects include but are not limited to: dude, that game was awesome, A.D.A.M. pretty good, does this thing on my leg look like a boil or a pimple or what to you?, how much I'm enjoying rewatching all of Death Note on DVD the past week or so, and so, do you think this team is any good? Oh, and someone ask me about clothes or something. I never feel like a chat is complete until I know that everyone who visits this place on a given Wednesday has to read some inane crap conversation about espadrilles or tie colours for the season or whatnot, cursing my name the whole time.

It's the little things in life, you know?

I'll be here until around noon central. Let's rock...?

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