You would think the Cards would have made it a priority to sign all the catchers drafted. Kantrovitz shouldn’t have let different departments become involved, although the BEAN counters may have made a solid selection. I must admit I thought the pick of SWIM was a stroke…stroke…stroke of genius, unfortunately we didn’t sign him. I believed his signing was as sure as white on RICE. I even championed the drafting of Rowan as WICKed. Even though I admit, I was STRAHAN from the plan, so we didn’t pick him. Kantrovitz even asked his wife for advice and so she SCHROEDER choices down on paper and we actually took one. It’s a shame though that we only signed 2 of 5 catchers selected. I guess that’s why we had to sign free agent Ricardo Lizcano……no joke.

More wittiness after the jump.

Not to be outdone; CariocaCardinal responded; "If I MAY impart some WISDOM on you YOUNG man, I don’t think you CUDA of come up with a post that was more WACHA."

The Wileyvet retort:

I read your response CC and I thought how COONEY do better then me?!

I guess we ALDRETE a response on that one. Did you think that up while you were spreading some strawPERRY KELLY on your PISCOTTY? I had to use that too because ALMARAZ PERRY jam was eaten up by my son.

Don’t tell anyone, but MEJIA a rumor that the Cards were going to HEYER a WILEY new P.R. person that was a SCHAFFER bet to run the FOODY and toy drive at Christmas.

O’SHEA…t, I almost forgot to tell you. I was down at the TRENTACOSTA church this morning where I met this reformed street punk who told me HELISEK yo, but heaven is sicker. Word!!! WILSON I just couldn’t BARRACLOUGHn out punning me so I had to respond. LOL!!!

Now I have to go, I'm late for my Tai KwOQUENDO class.