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The Cardinals Choo-Choo-Choose David Freese

It says, "Let's bee friends," and there's a picture of David Freese on it!

It's not quite Brendan Ryan and Joe Mather—alas, what could be?—but I have to say that I'm enjoying the entire Cardinals squad's ongoing faux-celebration of World Series MVP David Freese, immortalized today in the Post-Dispatch and seen earlier in Matt Holliday's Freese shirt and Jon Jay's Freese bobblehead, and what better time to say so than Valentine's Day? (This is like grade school Valentine's Day, when you have to give an X-Men valentine to everybody, even the people you hate. Only the valentines all have David Freese's picture on them, and he probably hates it.)

This is one of those nuances I sometimes have to spell out for people who enjoy baseball differently than I do—who don't care about the numbers, who see them, even, as the symbol of some ongoing dehumanizing of sports. I don't think team chemistry has a lot to do with a baseball team's success, and I think most winning teams have good chemistry specifically because they're winning, not the other way around.

But of course I want the players on my favorite team to like each other. Of course it's easier to root for David Freese than Pete Rose, and to get involved in the 162-game story of human beings who play squash in the offseason and tweet like I would, if I were into Creed or had millions of dollars, than it is to cheer on the blind backs of baseball cards. They're playing baseball for a living, to resurrect an ancient crotchety-sportswriter trope; they don't have to have a good time in the course of it, but to people who don't play baseball for a living, who don't spend half the year traveling across the country with their teammates, it's pretty to think so.

Conclusion: Maybe I'd feel worse for Yadier Molina about the Cardinals not resigning Albert Pujols if they had pulled weird pranks on each other via Twitter.

Star-divide

Veteran free agent watch:

  • Dmitri Young! The Pittsburgh Pirates offering a minor league contract to Dmitri Young would be perhaps the greatest public service they could perform for the National League Central. Casey McGehee and Garrett Jones are both probably better than Dmitri Young at this stage in their respective careers, and McGehee isn't 30 yet, but neither of them is nicknamed Da Meat Hook or a refugee of the pre-McGwire Cardinals.
  • Roy Oswalt! Roy Oswalt. If the Cardinals' pursuit of Oswalt were one of those romantic comedies that are, in the end, not about romance at all but about vague Hollywood ideas of female empowerment, I like to think Walt Jocketty would be our sassy, single older friend who tries to tell us about Roy, even though we refuse to take her advice until it's almost too late. Apparently the Reds haven't been talking to Oswalt, and here's why: "I think he's waiting for Texas to clear money." Texas. She just makes me so—ugh!

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da meat hook

is demitri hill, former u. florida and european basketballer
who had a distinctive hook shot

12 in 12, thank you very much

by sportsman on Feb 14, 2012 10:17 AM EST reply actions  

when was the last time he was even in the bigs?

last time i remember hearing his name was around 05 or so

by zoomzoomj88 on Feb 14, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

well he was playing in d.c.

back in 2008, does that count?

"Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero"

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by a fink on Feb 14, 2012 10:38 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHA HOLY CRAP

that doesn’t really exist right i’m just tripping balls

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Feb 14, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I've only heard that it is 100% real...

which blows my mind!!

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Feb 14, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I want to claw my ears from my head

after that….

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

just when you think double play was enough...

triple play! diving play!

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Feb 14, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

fantastic

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Pujols too probably

on the other hand, Ozzie probably loves it

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Feb 14, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope they

play that along with the light up thing they’ve got after a homerun.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Feb 14, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

does holliday know about this?

a diving catch, a shtooooolen baeeess..

> tebow

by cschepers on Feb 14, 2012 2:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought they killed that!

The Marlins did everything they could do to bury that. I had heard of it years ago, and never been able to hear the track.

It’s almost as good as “New York Mets, Our Team Our time”

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 14, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Wha? How does that... when was that...

…how can that exist?

I am a college student that sleeps with a St. Louis Cardinals Fredbird Pillow Pet, and I am proud of it.

by Sir Sci on Feb 14, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I know everyone loves to hate Creed

But I’m unashamed to say that I’ve always gotten enjoyment out of Alter Bridge, which is basically the Creed band with a competent singer and songwriter in Myles Kennedy.

They’re still basically cookie-cutter rock music, but I like them as something between genuine enjoyment and guilty pleasure.

Just don’t watch any of their live footage. For some reason they let Mark Tremonti (their guitarist) sing. Euuugh.

by mojowo11 on Feb 14, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

the worst part of Creed was always Scott Stapp

so i can avoid making too much fun of you for this.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Feb 14, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

if it makes you feel worse, I am quietly judging you.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Feb 15, 2012 12:11 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

So you're saying Jake Westbrook was right for us all along?

Or is it that really, we don’t need a fifth starter, we’re fine on our own just the way we are, and we should really reconnect with our mother because we’re just now realizing how much we have in common despite that thing that happened?

by Pegasus on Feb 14, 2012 11:05 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

I think he's saying that roy oswalt is mr. big.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Feb 14, 2012 1:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I knew that would be important later

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Feb 15, 2012 6:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know why but

I was kind of hoping Cespedes would go to Florida. I had this image in my mind of the Marlins building their own miniature version of a Latin American baseball death star. This dude could have helped that. Oh well…

by JWO on Feb 14, 2012 11:20 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

The new ballpark is in Little Havana, if I'm not mistaken.

You’d think Cespedes would have been able to generate some excitement from the Cuban community in Miami.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know why but

I was kind of hoping Cespedes would go to Florida. I had this image in my mind of the Marlins building their own miniature version of a Latin American baseball death star. This dude could have helped that. Oh well…

by JWO on Feb 14, 2012 11:20 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Nothing could be Better

Than a trip into the Shredder

We just don't recognize the most significant events of our lives while they're happening. - Moonlight Graham

by Gibby45 on Feb 14, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nothing makes me Wetter

Than a trip into the Shredder

We just don't recognize the most significant events of our lives while they're happening. - Moonlight Graham

by Gibby45 on Feb 14, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I borrow your sweater

hey, nice rack!

We just don't recognize the most significant events of our lives while they're happening. - Moonlight Graham

by Gibby45 on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

...i actually agree with all of that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he does.

Freese is a dude who dresses like a dude and that’s okay.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So he doesn't

put on women’s clothing, and hang around in bars?

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

in other news

how many times can i reference this Monty Python skit on VEB? Not enough times.

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant "dude" in "college brah" kind of way.

I suspect, being a Briton, the baggy look sported by Freese isn’t the style for university students. Freese dresses like 85% of the folks at my college.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Americans generally dress poorly

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

racist

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Or the rest of the world dresses poorly

It’s not exactly an objective thing.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Feb 14, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Seirously

I’ve been to Europe. Young people there dress just as terribly as here. Reflexive “America is stupid”-ism is lazy.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Feb 14, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i hate that

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Feb 15, 2012 6:31 AM EST up reply actions  

oh right

i thought you meant ‘dude’ as in ‘he is a man’. To be really honest, i tend to go with jeans + tshirt + some sort of hoody / sweater thing look. But a hell of a lot of people like to show of their individuality, man.

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I do enjoy wearing tailored clothes

I have to get all my pants hemmed. Super short legs

by FlimtotheFlam on Feb 14, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

are you really a college student?

i always took you for a grown man with a career and a dog

not that it excludes you from being a college student, but it makes it less likely

by prophetjohn on Feb 14, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

he's a baseball player and he's ok

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Feb 15, 2012 6:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Myth.

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Feb 14, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah man

you rock that mid 90’s look!

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I like my boot cut jeans for when I'm wearing boots.

But they look awful with sneakers, boat shoes or sandals.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

You wear jeans with sandals?

Hippie…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's summer!

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You hippies will use anything as an excuse to dirty your feet.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I do when it's not too cold out

socks are annoying.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm a boot cut man myself

but my god, when sleeves go to the elbow and shirt tail goes past upper crotch reason, i get furious

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that really necessary?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

NOT FOR MOBILE USERS

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

damn them

and their lamb

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

(weeps)

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Feb 14, 2012 4:16 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

The way that shirt is designed

it makes me think he’s wearing bib overalls at first glance.

Retire #52!

by The Continental on Feb 14, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Or an apron

I first thought this was a cooking appearance photo.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Whoa,

that’s NOT an apron?

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the same thing every time I saw this tool in that shirt

until now

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Feb 14, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

He's from St. Louis (or so I've heard).

We’re lucky he’s not wearing jorts and a tank top.

Retire #52!

by The Continental on Feb 14, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

What's moralist about it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

to quote

“epitomizing everything wrong with american dress”
“the 28 year old is to old to wear…”
“…fashion felony”

i just find humor in people who speak in absolutes when it comes to fashion.

by _pistol_ on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

...I mean, he does look pretty terrible, does he not?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

For a relatively affluent dude with an athletic build? Hell yeah he does

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Don't see it.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course, basing all of this off of one outfit is kind of absurd.

Plus, I’m still in my pajamas! Who am I judging someone?!?

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Beginning to rethink my position here…

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

this

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Feb 14, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm just assuming that most people can have a picture taken of them and look bad.

Assuming that he is only doing something very casual, I don’t see much problem in his attire.

Really, the only issue is the size and a half too large polo.

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH - Shannon, Gm 6

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Which looks terrible, especially if you have an athletic build

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't look terrible

because Freese is a very handsome man. There’s an inverse relationship between attractiveness and impact of fashion.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh okay

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

fashionetrics

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to know

what in the world online baseball nerd know about fashion.

He looks like a man who decided to wear jeans and a big polo shirt. Who cares?

I am a college student that sleeps with a St. Louis Cardinals Fredbird Pillow Pet, and I am proud of it.

by Sir Sci on Feb 14, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Well this was unnecessarily antagonistic

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The online baseball nerds here seem to know a lot about a lot of things.

From cooking to books to movies to car repairs. So, them knowing about fashion shouldn’t be much of a surprise.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

When you are NLCS and WS MVP

you can wear whatever you want

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Feb 14, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Not what I was arguing

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

fixed

When you are NLCS and WS MVP you can wear whatever you want look cool in anything

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Feb 14, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree that not really is the correct answer

but only by relative standards. everything in that image is correct.

his clothes are too big for him, but most males don’t wear clothes that fit the

by prophetjohn on Feb 14, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I think "fashion" felony as opposed to, well, felony

makes the lack of moral condemnation pretty clear.

And there are some pretty basic rules re: how to dress oneself. It’s not the end of the world if they’re ignored or just not known, but they do exist.

by Pegasus on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

This is also clearly written for an audience that cares about fashion.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He looked pretty classy at the espys.

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH - Shannon, Gm 6

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

that's pretty stupid

is clothing really that important? I would think the fact that he’s like 6-1 and has a “masculine roman bone structure” would negate his unfashionableness.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless you're writing a piece for a blog on big and tall men's clothing.

Honestly, I didn’t think it would cause this kind of commotion. I just ran across it while looking for Freese pics to ’shoppe.

Retire #52!

by The Continental on Feb 14, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Is music really that important?

Is film really that important?

Is art really that important?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Without Flim, there is no Chebird.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

SBN!

So yes, he’s important.

Art…well Seeya Art.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on the person

livin fuzzy in a binary world

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 14, 2012 8:19 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Art is (originally at least) something that people do on their own to express an idea

Clothing is something people wear, made in factories, out of necessity.

Yes, I know there is mass-produced art, and I know some art is commissioned for more economic means. But I hate this kind of comparison.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Feb 14, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Clothing can't be used to express an idea?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

like

i want to get naked with opposite-gendered humans

by prophetjohn on Feb 14, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Anything CAN be used to express something

But on the spectrum of artistic human endeavors I’m comfortable putting clothing far enough away from film and “art” that I still think the comparison is very unpersuasive.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Feb 14, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It depends on the person, like Chitown said

But I’m going to argue that fashion is quite a bit more shallow and inconsequential.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Go ahead

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

"nerd eye for the rich guy" is totally going to take

Off when we get david dressed in some fashionable boat shoes and a skinny tie.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Feb 15, 2012 12:16 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Fukudome to the White Sox for only $1 million

good signing…

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Feb 14, 2012 11:41 AM EST reply actions  

Sounds about right.

He’s on the old side, right? And hit for no power last year at all.

by Pegasus on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

nice

he’s an excellent third-and-a-half outfielder.

by DanUpBaby on Feb 14, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

What is the deal with his UZR last season?

And his complete lack of walks while with the Indians?

Still, some very good upside for Chicago.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Great signing

livin fuzzy in a binary world

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 14, 2012 1:34 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

link?

or is this a twitter thing?

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Maracek said so on his twitter

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Feb 14, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Holliday is a big freaking dude

I would be terrified to Play racquetball with him

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 11:45 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Or squash

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 11:54 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Or tackle football.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I really enjoyed this post on Baseball Prospectus:

The Ballad of Roy Oswalt

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

this is awesome
Garber: We’re looking for something in the three-year, $30 million area.
John Mozeliak: We can give you the years, but we can’t give you that money.
Garber: What can you offer, then?
Mozeliak: A dollar.

Mo is a brilliant negotiator.

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Feb 14, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I also really enjoyed the interaction between Oswalt's agent and Hart.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

lol thats awesome… the universe hates roy oswalt lol.

by theredmonster on Feb 14, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i just choked on a chip

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

February 5, 2012
Garber: Look, Roy wants to play for you, John.
John Mozeliak: Sounds good. We’re interested. What were you thinking in terms of a contract?
Garber: Well a major-league deal for…
Mozeliak: Security!
Garber: Hey! Ow! Hey! Get off me! What are you doing with my pants?

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Give this lady a job in a front office.
…Oswalt’s agent took his show to St. Louis.

January 30th, 2012
Garber: I’m telling you, Oswalt is a great fit here in St. Louis.
Lady at bus stop: Who is Oswalt?

I am a college student that sleeps with a St. Louis Cardinals Fredbird Pillow Pet, and I am proud of it.

by Sir Sci on Feb 14, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Has anybody

seen anything posted on what games will be broadcast or televised for the Cardinals spring training schedule?

by ridgesee on Feb 14, 2012 12:54 PM EST reply actions  

.....

FSM broadcasts confirmed so far:
3/17 vs Tigers
3/19 vs Braves
3/20 vs Astros
3/22 vs Nationals
3/24 vs Mets

by zoomzoomj88 on Feb 14, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

Where did you find this?

I’ve been looking for the broadcast info, but both the FSMW and the KMOX sites are pretty terrible.

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH - Shannon, Gm 6

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Feb 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm moving out of my apartment next year

and the estate agents are going to let people view this place tomorrow. I can remember the specifics of my contract, but i know that its usual for contracts to prohibit posters being put on walls, so shall i take my posters down for the viewing? or is it unlikely to matter?

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

I'd review the lease agreement.

It’s not uncommon for landlords to have ridiculous fees associated with violating provisons such as a “no posters” provision. If such a prohibition is contained in the agreement, it could cost you.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I HATE LANDLORDS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

RELEVANT

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

rethink this

You are no doubt making your judgement based on a small sample size. There are many millions of landlords in the world, and you are likely basing your “hate” on a few disagreeable experiences with a handful of them.

If you average out the millions of landlord experiences over a full lease period — or better yet, five or six lease periods — you might find that most landlords land (no pun intended) somewhere in the middle of the negative and positive landlord-tenant equation.

I personally have had agreeable and disagreeable landlord experiences. And while there were times when I wanted to grab a sledgehammer and bash in the forehead of a landlord, there were other times when I wanted to shake his hand, clap him on the back and say, “Hail fellow well met. What say we share a pint down at the corner tavern?”

In short: don’t let emotion rule your feelings. Study the statistical evidence first.

something is happening here but you don't know what it is

by Cha-Cha on Feb 14, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

heh heh

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

and even a bad landlord has little control over how big of an a-hole he is from year to year; it is mostly a function of random statistical variance.

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Feb 14, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, you have a long memory

it’s not so much that i like jon heyman. it’s just that i find him less offensive than the sainted joe pos, whose over-the-top, gee-whiz-look-at-me-writing-such-deep-and-earnest-20,000-word-tomes are just a lotta crapola to me.
at least heyman writes what he writes, gets it over with and gets out of the way.

something is happening here but you don't know what it is

by Cha-Cha on Feb 14, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Heh. No, no. Didn't mean to start it again. It was a poorly thought-out attempt to compliment your post,

which I found witty and well-done. Anyway, I’ll quickly admit that one of the reasons I so like Joe Pos is that I’m am ardent sentimentalist.

by a fink on Feb 14, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

well thanks

i’m not used to compliments here.
and by the way, just what the f**k do you mean by ……. just kidding.
muchas gracias.

something is happening here but you don't know what it is

by Cha-Cha on Feb 14, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'M NOT ALONE.

/not a Joe Poz fan

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Feb 14, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you're a robot.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we could save 8 hours and just as The Robot

who he actually likes as a sportswriter. Because the dislikes are becoming a very long list.

Question Answered: Not Pujols. Not Luhnow either. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY TEAM?!?!?!

by fourstick on Feb 14, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He likes

UNIVAC
WOPR
CRAY

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

FORTRAN

He hates COBOL — too wordy.

Question Answered: Not Pujols. Not Luhnow either. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY TEAM?!?!?!

by fourstick on Feb 14, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

that's because most mainstream sportswriters are awful

I bet Robot likes plenty of sabermetric, or sabermetric influenced writers.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Awful?

Some are awful (unfortunately this includes most every writer for the Post-Dispatch). But most? That’s awfully sinister — I’d say that YOU are not the target audience, not that they are bad writers. And the target audience is important.

Question Answered: Not Pujols. Not Luhnow either. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY TEAM?!?!?!

by fourstick on Feb 14, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

goold?

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Goold in the Post-Dispatch?

I thought he was web-only.

Question Answered: Not Pujols. Not Luhnow either. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY TEAM?!?!?!

by fourstick on Feb 14, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He has quite a few articles in the print version.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

goolds ok actually

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Goold is good.

I also think that Hummel can be good even though he is hurt by the time period in which he came up through the writing ranks.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

that's fair

they are awful to me.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with this to some extent

but in the case of baseball most sportswriters aiming toward a target audience that is not us are willfully misleading them about how baseball works. I think that makes them categorically bad at their job, if their job is a cousin of journalism.

by DanUpBaby on Feb 14, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know what you are talking about.

Unless we are talking about commenters that I dislike right now. I would provide that list.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Feb 14, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't read Jon Heyman much

other than when he’s doing factual contract/trade reporting. I think he’s misguided when he tries to do analysis (his HOF comments in particular) but as a reporter I find him unobtrusive. Same with guys like Olney and Rosenthal — they do a yeoman’s job of reporting which I simply differentiate from their opinion/analysis pieces.

Contrast that with a guy like Strauss who I think does a very poor job of reporting — mainly due to his inability to not insert himself or his opinions in what should be straight reporting articles.

I think Goold does great work. I still read some BP, BA, Law and a couple other saber sites for analysis.

Posnanski (and Grantland) are simply not my cup of tea but they clearly have a devoted following.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Feb 14, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

this

i agree

something is happening here but you don't know what it is

by Cha-Cha on Feb 14, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

the landlord is a perfectly nice guy

he even put me up in a hotel when the shower broke. He doesn’t manage the property though, the estate agents do.

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

good idea

thankfully, my estate agent is just across the road, i might just ask to review the contract beforehand…

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Or a lorry

or a lorikeet. (Wait, that’s Australia…)

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

its those 18-wheelers and hummers you have to watch out for

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

depends what kind of posters....

now that I think about it, you better just take them down

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Feb 14, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

before you guys get any ideas

Its Flash Gordon and Star Wars. (although that could be worse than the ideas you may / may not have)

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Not Skip Schumaker?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

if you can find a poster of skipperdoodle

i’d be impressed.

(not that i’ve looked)

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Feb 14, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Just prints…

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

A list free of Cardinals*: The 10 Worst Swings of 2011

*Batters, not pitchers. (Sit down, Larry.)

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 1:34 PM EST reply actions  

so, if it weren't for a guy trying to protect his teammate

Jaime would be number one!!!

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Which of these is correct?

yet in the end, it was the Cardinals that came out victorious.
or… yet in the end, it was the Cardinals that came up victorious
?

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Feb 14, 2012 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

yet in the end, the Cardinals came out the victors.

is how I would phrase it, to stick with your general word use

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Feb 14, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

yet in the end, the cardinals emerged victorious

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Feb 14, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

"...emerged victorious..." is what I would use, too.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

beautiful prose indeed

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Feb 14, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The correct phrase is

“AND THAT’S A WINNER!”

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Feb 14, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

A WORLD SERIES WINNER FOR THE CARDINALS!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Feb 14, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Feb 14, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking an ambulance OOooOO

you know… for valentines day…

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Feb 14, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Word.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Feb 14, 2012 4:32 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

no need to take jabs at fourstick

when he isn’t here to defend himself

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Feb 14, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor poor RB

why would you go and do something like that? You’re going to offend the guy.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

livin fuzzy in a binary world

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 14, 2012 6:14 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Is it "who" or "that" for sports teams?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Who cares? I don't speak English

I speak American dammit

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Feb 14, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

this is no joke.

My friends got to playing Trivial Pursuit one night, and a question popped up asking what is the most common language in the world. My buddy shouted out “CHINESE!!!” After we were done laughing, we gave him another shot. You know his next answer? “MEXICAN!!!”

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean, what is the question?

because chinese should be right…

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a language called "Chinese," though?

Maybe Mandarin would be right? The thing about India and China is that they have many, many dialects. My guess would be Spanish.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, "standard chinese" is a language.

“indian” is not a language. india has many different languages and i’m sure those languages have many different dialects. spanish has an incredible amount of dialects, so it is not a special case compared to chinese.

standard chinese has the most native speakers of any language in the world. i assume english have the most second language speakers.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, actually Hindi was the right answer,

and Mandarin is the most common language in China.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

that's not even close to being accurate.

hindi has a quarter of the native speakers of mandarin. are you sure you’re remembering the question correctly?

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe not.

You guys are killing all my funny memories that I recreated for myself!

But I’m almost sure it asked what the most spoken language in the world was. Maybe the answer WAS Mandarin.

Now I’m all bummed because one of my funny stories from my youth has been destroyed. Thanks, VEB.
goes into corner and pouts

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

One more thing:

Willie McGee’s career OPS+ is 100.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhhhh!!!

I’m now a hollow, broken shell of my former self. My day starts off with a song from Scott Stapp, I find out all my funny memories from my youth are, in fact, recreations from my overly active imagination, and now you tell me Willie McGee was AVERAGE?!

I have nothing left to live for.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

102, asshole

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh wait that's wRC+

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm sorry, i'm coming off as a dick.

i’m shouldn’t VEB when i’m hungry. i’m doing some research right now on this subject because it’s interesting to me. i didn’t mean to destroy your childhood.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i guess standard chinese is colloquially referred to as mandarin.

this would be a good time to throw up the rui signal.

here’s the wikipedia article on this topic

standard chinese has around one billion native speakers. english has one and a half billion total speakers.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Bear in mind this was

the 1988 version of Trivial Pursuit.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohh, sorry. I just looked up the edition

1984.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

do you think that it is fair to assume

that the ratio of native mandarin speakers to chinese population has remained relatively constant since 1983?

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I would.

though, I’m not sure where the concentration of Manderin speakers is. I know China has grown MUCH faster on the coast than in the western rural areas.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

then my hypothesis is that

assuming the same rate of growth among the chinese population and native mandarin speakers (of which some i am aware are outside china) that mandarin was most widely spoken native language in 1983, with 630 million native speakers.

if i regress the hindi native speakers at the same rate as the indian population, i end up with something around 148 million native speakers.

i used population figures from 2009 for “current” because that is the most recent year that there’s data on languages.

fun fact: india accounts for more of the global population growth (20.4%) than does china (17%).

note: if my initial, stated assumption is wrong, clearly the rest of this is as well

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

to clarify the fun fact

from 1983-2009, india makes up 20.4% of the world population growth. china makes up 17% over that same period.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Having lived through 1984 I can state with some confidence

that we didn’t really believe that China existed then. It was like Middle-Earth or Kristen Stewart’s acting ability.

Retire #52!

by The Continental on Feb 14, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

about 380 million,

which is about 17% of the world’s total population growth over that same period.

that’s actually slightly less than i would have expected, seeing as they made up about 20% of the worlds population in 1983.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Considering that they steal your second baby

unless you’re given prior permission from the government, I fully understand.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a pretty serious misstatement.

The penalties are financial, as far as I’m aware. And the policy applies to something less than half of the population in the first place.

by Pegasus on Feb 14, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My daughter goes to school with

a Chinese girl that was adopted and brought over. Her parents exceeded the limit and could not be caught with another baby, so they wrapped her up and sent her to an orphanage. At that orphanage, there is so much overcrowding due to violation of the policy and people not able to pay for their extra kids, they wrap them up super tight in swaddling blankets. Some of the die from asfixiation. Mae Li suffers from lots of health problems as a result. She’s 7 years old, and spends a LOT of time at the doctor’s office.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That is just because she was a female

If she was a male I doubt she would of been shipped off to an orphanage

by FlimtotheFlam on Feb 14, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh, this has driven me to wikipedia.

Where I learned that the gov’t estimate is something like 6-700MM births prevented since the policy went into effect (circa 1980?).

by Pegasus on Feb 14, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

mandarin is the most spoken native language

english has the most speakers total.

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH - Shannon, Gm 6

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Feb 14, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

MOOPS!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Feb 14, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i think both would be correct,

but who sounds better.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

now I'm kind of stupidly interested to see which variation the OP went with

…boring day is boring

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Feb 14, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yet in the end, the Cardinals were victorious

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

If you insist on using that phrasing

“…emerged victorious” has a much nicer ring than “…came out victorious.”

by mojowo11 on Feb 14, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Both

up and out are normally prepositions and therefore require an object but in the sentence you presented they are used as adverbs incorrectly. Therefore I declare mattyp correct

by ridgesee on Feb 14, 2012 2:10 PM EST reply actions  

The Sweet Tarts version taste better than the chalky original version.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i'm rec'ing this

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet AND chalky!

What’s not to like?

Retire #52!

by The Continental on Feb 14, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

so that's what shit tastes like...

hmm….

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Feb 14, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

They are made of bone meal and earwig honey…
What do you expect?

Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.

by KlausChadman on Feb 14, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand green

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Feb 14, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to go on the record as saying

that I believe Jake Westbrook to be in the BSOHL, showing up at camp 25 libbies lighter, according to unicorn sightings. At this point, I want Westbrook, not Oswalt. He’s gonna have a monster year for us, and we will ride his svelte look all the way to #12 in ‘12. THEN, we can part ways, not having had to worry about Roy’s back, and we can herald the beginning of the Shelby era.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

Wouldn't Westbrook 25 pounds lighter would resemble Dan McLaughlin in appearance (if McLaughlin had a beard)?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of MacLaughlin...

any news on his FSM status this year?

by _pistol_ on Feb 14, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He's returning.

It was announced a little while ago.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god

i had heard the weight loss talked about but i hadn’t seen it. seriously, though, he doesn’t look good. insert inappropriate reference to replacing alcohol abuse with abuse of another chemical

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Feb 14, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a pretty bad picture.

I’m guessing that in proper lighting he’d look less… manic and horrifying.

by Pegasus on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That "after" picture is taken at a horrible angle

If he lost the hair gel and didn’t pop his eyes out like he did here, I bet he’d look a bit more normal. He looks like a cartoon in this photo.

by hr on Feb 14, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Gaaahhhhh!!!!

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Feb 14, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm waiting for an official profile photo of McLaughlin before completely freaking out.

Above, you have his official profile photo from 2011 and a cameraphone pic or something.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

True or False

Pitchers are easier to scout than hitters

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

When you go to a HS game (or two, or three)

It’s easier to pick out who will be future stud pitchers vs future stud hitters

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i think if anything it may be easier to say "that pitcher is very good"

after seeing them a couple times, but it seems that with the high rate of pitching burnouts, it would be silly to be able to point to anyone after a couple high school games and say they’re a future ace.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, ultimate, health is the big factor

But in a world where everybody stays healthy, it’s easier to pinpoint who the best pitcher is going to be, right?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i think pitchers exhibit earlier, and with less need for large samples,

certain skill-sets that indicate what their ceiling is better than do hitters (velocity being a major one).

i don’t know i’m comfortable just saying “yes good pitchers are easier to pick out than good hitters”…

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitchers are the one driving the action, so that's one less variable to consider

They throw a 90+ mph fastball or a great curveball with lots of movement, or whatever

Hitters are reactionary, and you only see them maybe 4 times during a game. Even if you see them 3 times, it’s hard to really gauge how good they are, right?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

it would probably take games to evaluate a pitcher

but maybe it takes a similar number of at bats.

a pitcher pitches to 50 hitters and you say “wow, he’s good”.
a batter hits 50 times and you say “wow, he’s good”.

also i don’t really know if anyone here knows concretely enough to offer a firm answer one way or the other.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

less and fewer is one of the less mistakes

i still make with the english language. i think in terms of practice, though, they’re interchangeable.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

High School or College

You also have to project what they are going to look like in 4 to 5 years also.

by FlimtotheFlam on Feb 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Man o man.

Girls are the exact same way….

Wait, did I just say that out loud?

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if you're going to call her again

(Yes I know, I’m a bad person for saying these things, but it was in jest and I’m also married so I got done being a bad person a while ago)

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Feb 14, 2012 5:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

hitters

from a predictability standpoint.
TINSTAAPP

by _pistol_ on Feb 14, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

One problem is that in

HS the guys who are pitching are often the best athletes, meaning the team’s best SS might be the kid on the mound.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Feb 14, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

False

There is a massive list of flame-out pitchers, but we can list tons of future star hitters that were #1-#5 picks. Just the injury proneness of young pitchers titls this.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 14, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Has there ever been a Griffey-sized lock of a pitcher

that didn’t turn into a huge arm problem when he hit the majors?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 14, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...

I mean, Mark Prior pitched several fabulous years in the majors before the arm trouble. The scouting was perfectly right on him, unless you believe it’s possible to scout durability (which I do not).

by Pegasus on Feb 14, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i guess this just depends on how you define

“arm problem”

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, but the flameouts are almost always exclusively due to injury, right?

Hitters flameout for far more mercurial reasons

In a world where nobody gets injuries, it’s easier to predict future pitching success, right?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Todd Van Poppel just sucked. Ankiel didn’t get hurt, he just lost all ability to control the ball.

Question Answered: Not Pujols. Not Luhnow either. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY TEAM?!?!?!

by fourstick on Feb 14, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

True, pitchers are much easier to scout.

It seems like a lot of people are answering the question as if it asked which type of player is more likely to make the MLs or which type of player is riskier to draft (all of which depends on the future expected health of pitchers vs. hitters).

by Willie McGee's Twin on Feb 14, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

for the record

this

which type of player is more likely to make the MLs

is what i interpreted this
It’s easier to pick out who will be future stud pitchers vs future stud hitters

to mean

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Why we have equivalent expectations for a pitching prospect versus a hitting prospect doesn’t, in my mind, impact whether I have an easier time picking out a good pitcher as opposed to a good hitter.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Feb 14, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

True, because they are the one's doing the action

hitters are just reacting and that makes it hardy to judge their skill.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

True

Follow up true or false: Hitters are easier to analyze statistically than pitchers.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Feb 14, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

this is a tough question

on one hand, we have better defensive independent metrics for pitchers than we do for hitters, but hitters also aren’t as affected by defense as pitchers and they have more control over their BABIP.

I’d like to say hitters.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

weak true.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

True

Question Answered: Not Pujols. Not Luhnow either. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY TEAM?!?!?!

by fourstick on Feb 14, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you asking whether ML hitters are easier to analyze (because the stats are reliable)?

Or all hitters (like minor league/college/high school guys)? Cause if it’s the latter, I’d still say pitchers.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Feb 14, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's say all hitters and all pitchers.

If you start with the premise that the ML hitter stats are more reliable (which I believe) than ML pitcher stats, I would conjecture that that holds even as you move down levels of competition.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Feb 14, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ok

that first one might be the greatest thing ever.

by saul wright on Feb 14, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems you need to add a hashtag to your sig...

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Lynn for 5th starter?

He’s got my vote.

Ad Maiorem Tortius Gloriam

by peppermartin on Feb 14, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Lynnsane in the membrane

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

R-Z-E-P-C-Z-Y-N-S-K-I

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You keep misspelling Jeremy.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Feb 14, 2012 4:29 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

ha good point

my post about no one knowing the spelling was meant as a joke..

by Wombat x on Feb 14, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooooh... Jeremy Lin!

Yeah, I’m Linsane! awesome story… Kobe is jealous… I’m sold!

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Feb 14, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude seriously reminds me

of Bob Cousy. He dribbles the ball all upright and very quickly with his hand more on top of the ball than we see today.

But he’s seriously a matchup problem. He’s tall enough to shoot over most PG’s, but fast enough to get around a lot of 3-men. And geez he can run a pick and roll. I think he and Stoudamire are going to be deadly together.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Too bad Anthony will fire up 30 shots and play no defense...

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

If it weren’t for his albatross of a salary, they’d be better off cutting him.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hope they do

Stoudamire already sucks bad enough at defense. Him and Anthony on the floor at the same time is just an invite to the oppostion to score 120 a night.

halfway through it I thought, "this is a really nerdy thing I'm posting." but I just had to power through to the end.
Danup

by Eckstreem on Feb 14, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Defense is mostly effort.

Especially with guys as athletic as Melo and Amare. Hopefully the infusion of energy Lin has provided will be contagious on both ends of the floor. Lin will obviously work well with Amare using the pick and roll. It will be interesting to see how Melo fits in.

"We will see you....Tomorrow Night"

by hittmeier on Feb 14, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Amar'e can actually be a good defender

he was a plus defender last year. he’s struggling to fit in and totally out of his comfort zone anyway because Chandler clogs up the middle and he doesn’t know what to do- eventually, once this team builds some chemistry, and PRACTICES (the most interesting/not talked about storyline of this NBA year is that nobody holds a damn practice because they’re all so tired- Knicks have probably had less than 10 practices since the beginning of the year), he’ll be average or slightly below, which Chandler more than makes up for- he’s a + defender and one of the best 5 defensive players in the NBA.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Feb 14, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

if Anthony fires up 30 shots and plays no defense

(which, tbh, as a diehard Knicks fan has been one the few parts of his game that i think he has actually improved in New York- he’s playing somewhat cromulent man to man D), he will be booed out of the Garden in a second. i am not a huge fan of New York sports fans typical attitudes, but they absolutely will not take it, and if he does that, he WILL be traded or sat or whatever it takes to make him fit in.

i still don’t think he’ll ever fit in- and i think the Knicks will be better off trading him (hint: NBA stars are a commodity only comparable to true ace SP in baseball, IMO, and the Knicks could still get a kings ransom for him- not what they traded away, but at least 75 cents on the dollar), but we will see.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Feb 14, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It probably is a mistake, but it is also most certainly endearing.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

This has a net positive effect on my feelings toward BJ Rains. And his girlfriend seems nice.

He’s our wittle Rainsie-wainsie now, and I think we’re all better off for it.

by Pegasus on Feb 14, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd bet real money

That naive, little Rainsie-wainsie is still a virgin (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

by mattyfrommo on Feb 14, 2012 4:46 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Wow, I didn't even notice this.

And on a four-lane highway, it seems. Yikes!

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

his posting of the rumored mizzou tee shirts was the worst example.

because someone wrote it on a message board, i’m going to go report it. and then when people call me out for reporting bullshit off a message board, i’m going to back off and call it “reporting on a rumor”

M-I-Z-D-G-B

by stlcardinalsfang on Feb 14, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

related:

Jose Canseco’s girlfriend made him a candy poem. I can’t read it but ding dongs and sugar babies are involved.

by DanUpBaby on Feb 14, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

no, it lost no credibility, if you actually read their methods...

it’s ranked swings based on how far the pitches swung at were outside of the strikezone.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It was focusing on how far the pitch was away from the center of the zone.

That pitch was in the strike zone.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

IOW, the headline sucked.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

happy gilmore did it and he beat shooter mcgavin

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by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Feb 14, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Happy Gilmore more funny than stupid

or more stupid than funny ?

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Feb 14, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Best thing about this...

That’s not a pitcher swinging the bat.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

For your consideration
Rule 4.03a
The catcher shall station himself directly back of the plate. He may leave his position at any time to catch a pitch or make a play except that when the batter is being given an intentional base on balls, the catcher must stand with both feet within the lines of the catcher’s box until the ball leaves the pitcher’s hand. PENALTY: Balk.


Why do we just ignore this rule? It’s not like it’s hard for an ump to enforce it. It would force pitchers to throw the ball closer to the plate and create all kinds of fun situations.

by mojowo11 on Feb 14, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

An ump in Koufax ball once called this on my catcher.

That is the only time I’ve ever seen it called.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never heard of Koufax ball

I assume this is a youth league, like Khoury League in the St. Louis area?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Feb 14, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a AABC division

Koufax is 13-14 year olds…

I played in Springfield IL. (Schlitt Park FTW!)

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Feb 14, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Incredible read on Trevor Bauer, and how evaluates his own pitches. Love this guy

Link

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by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

i would assume he does understand it

but simply is overrating himself. but having not seen him actually pitch, is he actually overrating himself?

how would you grade his pitches?

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never seen him pitch

But I can tell you that if he actually has 4 plus-plus pitches, 2 more plus pitches and a 2 more average pitches, I expect his ERA in the big leagues to be below 1.00. The list of starters with two 70-pitches is about 5-10 guys long tops, and there’s no one with 3.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Feb 14, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

*Maybe Strasburg's changeup gives him a 3rd

But that might also play up just because of everything else.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Feb 14, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

okay! thanks.

i didn’t have a good grasp on the numbers of guys with multiple ++ pitches.

if you don’t mind, could you give me examples of guys with ++ pitches and name the pitches?

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Halladay has a plus plus fastball and a plus plus slider-cutter

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 6:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I'll go through it all

An 80-pitch is one of the best ever/the best in the league. Strasburg’s fastball, Randy’s slider, Hoffman’s changeup, Rivera’s cutter, Maddux’s command. Even if you can’t do shit else, if you have one 80-pitch, you’ll still be an All-Star doing something. There are not many of these.

A 70-pitch (plus-plus) is one of the best in the league. Felix’s slider, Verlander’s fastball/curve, Lincecum’s changeup, Halladay’s command. One of these and some other skill, and you’ll at least be good. You can pitch off this all day. Multiple plus-plus pitches and you’re a Cy Young contender.

A 60-pitch (plus) is really good. Carp’s cutter/curve, Hamels’ changeup, CJ Wilson’s cut fastball, Greinke’s fastball. One plus pitch and you’re a big leaguer, two and you can be an All-Star with a 3rd pitch.

“Above average” (55) Garcia’s slider/sinker/curve/changeup, Lohse’s slider, Salas’ changeup. A complimentary pitch but still pretty good. Have a few of them and you can be really good, but no one pitch stands out. Basically every decent big league pitcher has at least one above average pitch.

50. “Average”. Lohse’s fastball/changeup, Westbrook’s sinker, McClellan’s curve. Something that you can throw, but you’re not beating anyone with it. Every starter has multiple >=average pitches.

40. “Below average”, crappy. McClellan’s fastball, Edwin Jackson’s command, Carp’s changeup. Nothing that you can rely on, can be thrown effectively if it’s a surprise.

30. Don’t throw this. Only thrown to get work in at the big league level. 2011 Ryan Franklin’s repertoire.

20. A bullpen playaround pitch.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Feb 14, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen 80 grades multiple times for Felix's slider, Verlander's fastball, and Lincecum's changeup, btw

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by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it just me

Or the 80 gets thrown around too often. Also, who invented this system. I assume a British guy because it makes no sense. We need to move on to a 00-100 metric scouting system.

by FlimtotheFlam on Feb 14, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

it makes a lot of sense.

50 is average. every ten plus/minus 50 is one standard deviation away from the mean.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's based on standard deviation

50 is average. 60 is one SD above average, so 67% of all pitchers fall between a 40-60, etc. It’s actually a pretty clever scale; I’m in the process of implementing it in the scouting department on my team

80s very rarely get thrown out by people who do real prospecting

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by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, so Strom taught Bauer the split?

Why don’t any Cardinals throw it?

Maye they will now that he is our bullpen coach.

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 6:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

OT: Guys, which do you like better

Leonard Cohen Hallelujah or John Cale Hallelujah.

I honestly can’t decide. The strings are absolutely gorgeous in Cale’s version, but I love Cohen’s voice, especially when he says “Yeaaaah” as the backup singers start to come in. It’s so deep and rumbling.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

kd lang

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Cale. And Rufus Wainwright before Cohen.

But I think it’s the arrangement of Cohen’s version that I dislike. It. just. drags. Cohen’s voice with a different arrangement might win me over.

Retire #52!

by The Continental on Feb 14, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a Bob Dylan version

It’s terrible

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually like that version

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but you have the worst taste in everything

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

ok skinny-tie man

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

"good" is pretty subjective

i just like Bob’s style, the way he pronounces things.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

good is very subjective

i personally tend to like people with absolutely stunning vocal talent or pretty shitty voices- the former are just fantastic, and the latter have to try so hard to make up that they are usually pretty good too. those in the middle often try to coast and don’t do well.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Feb 14, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I just find I like singers who phrase things in a way I would say is "cool", which is of course completely subjective

For example I think Thom Yorke is a fantastic singer in a technical way in terms of what he can do with his voice, but I can’t stand his tone or the way he pronounces words. The opposite is true of Lou Reed, who has limited range, but always sounds really cool. And then there are guys like Frank Black and Kurt Cobain who have excellent range and sing things coolly.

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by vivaelpujols on Feb 14, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i concur on all of these

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And his phrasing within this arrangement.

I’m not sure which is driving the other, but… I’m not a fan.

Retire #52!

by The Continental on Feb 14, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Cale

Cohen is not even in the top 3

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by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 6:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Before anyone asks

1. Cale
2. Buckley
3. Rufus

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by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 6:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Lastly

I’m not sure how many versions of that song there are, but lee dewyze’s version is dead last

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by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 6:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Needs more kd lang

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by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

sam miller chimes in on the el hombre usage:
The "El Hombre" billboards have led to a new cycle of Why Hath He Forsaken Me’s in St. Louis. I read a lot about Albert Pujols right now, and I can’t even describe to you how much energy St. Louis spends on Albert Pujols. Imagine St. Louis came and signed away Disneyland and the beach and tacos. All the tacos. All the tacos in Southern California. This is a rough equivalent about how they feel about Albert Pujols.

Anyway, here’s St. Louis sports blog Joe Sports Fan:

Apparently, this appreciation is only relevant in St. Louis. Why? Stan Musial is pervasively known as "The Man" throughout baseball. It’s not like Jim Hayes’ nickname of "The Piece" – which is limited to local knowledge circles. Pujols only has respect for Musial within the confines of the Cardinals organization? That’s borderline fraudulent.

Unless, of course, something changed between 2010 and 2012.


You can totally understand the response. Imagine what you’d say if ALL the tacos were gone.

link

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by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

I think Miller completely misses the point.

This is another example of Pujols seemingly saying one thing and doing another. He explicitly said it wasn’t about the money, it was about winning. The team wins the World Series and he leaves two months later. Pujols explicitly stated that he wouldn’t leave for $30MM more. He then signed with the Angels for about $30MM more. Miller provides the exact quote from Pujols regarding the “El Hombre” nickname, which expresses a sentiment that there is but one “The Man” and that is Musial. Now there are Angels billboards using the “El Hombre” nickname.

To me, this one rubs me most wrong. Because Pujols hit the nail on the head when he said there was only one “The Man” and that is Stan Musial. That sentiment is a reflection of Musial the person and the player, not the Cardinals as a franchise. When we see these billboards, it feels like a slight of Musial. And if there’s one thing that Cardinals fans won’t tolerate, it’s a slight of Musial.

I understand that the Angels put the billboards up without Pujols’s pre-approval. I wonder if Pujols will now ask that they change the “El Hombre” version of the ad to another version.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 14, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

...
This is another example of Pujols seemingly saying one thing and doing another.
I understand that the Angels put the billboards up without Pujols’s pre-approval.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't even get why the LA fans would want to use the El Hombre thing

It’s a pretty specific reference that not many people outside of STL will get. But whatever.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Feb 14, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I always thought El Hombre was a good nickname for Albert.

As for why LA might still want to use it, last time I visited, there were a lot of Spanish speakers there.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Feb 14, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

they've all left.

seriously, though, i think that it makes sense to call albert “el hombre” here and that it is not necessarily referential at all.

clearly it was referential in st louis but that’s not necessarily true in los angeles.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I know that

But it’s a very clear, direct homage to Musial. It’s like moving a team from Minnesota and not changing the name from the Lakers.

Nevermind, now I understand it.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Feb 14, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ha!

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i think you're thinking of "The Machine"

when the copier asked Albert why he didnt eliminate a couple of the SC anchors

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Feb 14, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i just thought the analogy between the situations was funny.

losing albert:st louis::losing disneyland, the beach, and all the tacos:los angeles

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm having tacos for dinner tonight!

coincidence?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Feb 14, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

So, at work today

Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” came On the radio. I mentioned that we were all getting Rick roll’d…no one knew what I was talking about

I work with several 20 something’s and colleges aged people, and none had ever heard of being Rick Roll’d.

Do I work in the Twilight Zone?

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by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 6:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

what's rick roll'd?

i have never heard of this.

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why you don't make references to cultural phenomena in public

We don’t have a common culture anymore. We all live in our own little worlds, in little communities, like VEB, where things that seem normal to us seem completely foreign to outsiders.

by bailorg on Feb 14, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Not only haven't they heard of Paul McCartney, they probably also haven't heard of his band Wings

heh

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Feb 14, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll never forget where I was

when members of Wings, Ringo’s All-Starr Band, the Traveling Wilburys, and the Plastic Ono Band all got together to form rock’s greatest supergroup.

by DanUpBaby on Feb 14, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Time traveling Juan encarnacion remembers

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by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 7:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

48 years since that band appeared on the Ed Sullivan show

46 years since the concert at Shea Stadium

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Feb 14, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this real?

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by VolsnCards5 on Feb 14, 2012 6:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it

You play the guitar on the MTV.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Feb 14, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

His band Wings made an album called Back to the Egg

that made it to #8 on the US charts

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Feb 14, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Famous Entomologist.

Known for his work with beetles.

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Feb 14, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Shares a habit

with VEP

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Feb 14, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

He pretty much was the least interesting, if not least talented Beatle (probably a tie with Ringo for talent). It was obvious Denny Laine carried the load in Wings given McCartney’s embarrassing post-Wings career. (Despite what Homer Simpson might think)

by DiscoJer on Feb 14, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a mccartney guy

all the way up to unironically loving wings. memory almost full was good, too.

by DanUpBaby on Feb 14, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

not a huge mccartney fan, but it's hard to understand

Anyone calling him tied with ringo in talent, either as a performer or a songwriter.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Feb 15, 2012 12:33 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

this, ringo was a really shitty drummer

and he rarely wrote songs

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by vivaelpujols on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

But damned if he didn't NAIL that one about the octopus

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by mysterui on Feb 15, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kef8ROC9tJ8

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by vivaelpujols on Feb 15, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

go to 2:20 in

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 15, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

woo

give me arabica or give me death -- spants

by il rosso on Feb 14, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

What is with the advertising on his site?

It’s like a place mat in a road-side restaurant.

Retire #52!

by The Continental on Feb 14, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

There's something faintly depressing about that whole site.

St. Louis sports news… and American Idol.

I shouldn’t be too hard on him. Guy is just trying to get by.

Retire #52!

by The Continental on Feb 14, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, The Voice is better anyways

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by mysterui on Feb 14, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Blues lose

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

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