Recently I took a week off from work and visited my parents in St. Charles. (You may remember that I found time-traveling Keith Hernandez during NLCS Game 3.) While I was there, I used my fancy-person cellular phone and took pictures of various and sundry things in my old bedroom. And now I am showing you these pictures of my things. (Assuming that you scroll down the page, of course.)

Here are some things on one part of my wall! Please make a special note of the wallpaper, because it is the best:

"Tom," you are saying, "I would like to see a close-up of those baseball cards." Well, OK. My parents made this for my birthday at some point, because they are the best:

Also I have some other pennants:

And this guy, too. Hmmm:

As a young stat nerd, when I was not too busy looking at spreadsheets in my parents' basement I would sometimes go to Cardinals games and watch the players hustle:

Fun fact: I can hang out in the owners' box with fink and fritz:

In addition to Cardinals memorabilia that you can hang on a wall, I have a few items that you can set on a shelf:

This is my parents' dog. His name is Crosley, and he likes to do dog things. He is not Cardinals-related, but still. Here we find him wondering how he managed to get under a desk:

Here is the place where I put my rubbish. Some of you may recognize one of the magnets:

Finally, this is a thing that the mailman brought for my brother, who is not fritz. I promise: