One Leaping Laird; Millions of Masterpieces
The Orioles have the seed-spitting Mark Reynolds, and the Mariners the awkward-fielding Nyjer F'ing Morgan; neither can match the beauty, grace, and.. umm.. enthusiasm as Gerald Laird. Here the majestic backup catcher appears, immortalized in a ballet-like pose after the Cardinals' improbable come-from-behind Game Six victory in the 2011 World Series:
What grace! What beauty! What... enthusiasm! What a fantastic opportunity to create Photoshop masterpieces!
Here is a nice transparent background picture of Gerald to get you all started.
Where would you like to see Gerald leap next? What adventures could possibly lie in store?
Props to TBender, cardinalswsbound, and hr for suggesting this be put together.
Update 01/13/2012: Bless You Boys has gotten in on the action.
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If I could do gifs, I would put Laird flying away from Bo the Bailer's girlfriend.
Alas.
"Let me tell you something kid; Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes. You shouldn't let it go by."
"Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong."
-Babe Ruth in the movie "Sandlot"
by cardinalswsbound on Jan 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
the first thing i actually though of was die hard...

> tebow
by cschepers on Jan 6, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions 16 recs
for VEP (and everyone else, of course)

"He may have been only .213 but they were the clutchest .213 of all time."
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit
by BVHeck on Jan 8, 2012 3:23 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
mini-Laird attacked by a cat

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Laird plummets through space

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
love the perspective, how he's getting sucked in
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 7, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
Distorting his space time continuum
11 in 11' √
12 in 12', WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 7, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
perhaps he is dancing upon the fabric of reality
I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 7, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
nice!
space-laird!
Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.
by vivaelpujols on Jan 7, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
This is the feeling i get when i have a horrible hangover
I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 8, 2012 1:38 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
If Napoli wasn't in the way
World Series Game 6 winner Jake Westbrook has a meme-riffic pose going on too.
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions
Same with Jay
with Descalso in the way
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
wheeeeeeeeee

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 12:40 AM EST reply actions 17 recs
on the 10th day of christmas, my true love gave to me
ten lairds-a-leapin’

> tebow
by cschepers on Jan 7, 2012 12:53 AM EST reply actions 15 recs
11 in '11 ?
C:\Users\b-alaio\Documents\MLB\Laird-11in11
Imagine the Cardinals winning it all in 2008... ok, let's do it in 2009
Yes, it happened! Awesome huh?
What year is it where you hail from :)
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
these are awesome. give me more!
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 1:49 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 1:55 AM EST reply actions 17 recs
It was like I WS playing Where's Waldo
And I liked it
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 7, 2012 6:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
outstanding
something is happening here but you don't know what it is
Man, that's a great seat you gave him!
Where would you have put Theriot?
Vietnam
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 8, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 18 recs
is it just me or is the picture gone? all I can see is the "..." which, upon clicking, does nothing
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!" ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
reload one more time, it did this to me too
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
would you fanshot this? because I've reloaded many times and still can't see it.
i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus
Odd that people are having trouble with these.
They’re all hosted at Picasa.
Here’s the direct link to the above pic:
https://picasaweb.google.com/107076701827878191465/Laird#5694780018855071794
My Laird album is here:
https://picasaweb.google.com/107076701827878191465/Laird#
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think people think your Vietnam comment is supposed to have a picture.
But it’s just a perfectly placed one-word answer.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
Oh!
Duh, that makes more sense.
Yeah, no pic for that one.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 2:09 AM EST reply actions 12 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 2:20 AM EST reply actions 13 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 2:56 AM EST reply actions 28 recs
Yee-haw!
Love that movie!
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 7, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Such a classic
Someone should do something with the scene when Dr Strangelove keeps doing the involuntary Heil Hitler!
Or General Ripper’s
I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essenceThat would be hard but Sterling Hayden performance was so damn good, with Peter Sellers muted British officer character to play against…but I digress
11 in 11' √
2011 is dead. Long live 2012!
12 in 12', WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Excellent.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
Best thing ever.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 8, 2012 4:49 AM EST up reply actions
This might be my very favorite so far.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 3:27 AM EST reply actions 22 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 3:33 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 10:58 AM EST reply actions 18 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 11:15 AM EST reply actions 17 recs
i didn't even notice reynolds standing there at first..
> tebow
by cschepers on Jan 7, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
which is nice
11 in 11' √
12 in 12', WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 7, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
crossing memes did not destroy the world
it is what it is
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 7, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
Can we get him in the Joe Carter home run leap?
Maybe a duet?
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 11:25 AM EST reply actions 13 recs
Seriously?
1980 Lake Placid.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
nevermind, it loaded for me now...
THE BATMAN|TOWEL BOY.|VP of TG Fanclub
Twitter|Google+|FREE TYLER GREENE!
That is fantastic.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 12:22 PM EST reply actions 28 recs
thought it was good too even though I will never watch that show
I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 7, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
DanUp used it in his SBN StL blog entry for Leaping Laird.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 12, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
fantastic!!
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
this one's my fav so far
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 1:31 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
this is gone as well... I probably should refresh to make sure.
THE BATMAN|TOWEL BOY.|VP of TG Fanclub
Twitter|Google+|FREE TYLER GREENE!
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
x

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
x

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 3:21 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
So good.
I don’t suppose anybody wants to do Laird falling through the Springfield Mystery Spot?
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
Sort of.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I .... reimagined it.
(I’m not good enough to clean up the original)
Speaking of which, Cody and vexed should be in here showing us how it’s done.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
better?

THE BATMAN|TOWEL BOY.|VP of TG Fanclub
Twitter|Google+|FREE TYLER GREENE!
by CodyG on Jan 20, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Much better, yes.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 21, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
Would you mind if I made this my avatar? I am strongly considering it.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
This post is fantastic upon fantastic
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 7, 2012 5:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Since I am unable to photoshop
Can someone do Laird high-diving a tall person, for example a basketball star?
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Or as the free Willy kid?
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
how the rangers lost the ws

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions 68 recs
winner
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
I think you mean "WINRAR"
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 7, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
now that's fucking brilliant
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
This
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO
by VolsnCards5 on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Just all kinds of glorious
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO
by VolsnCards5 on Jan 7, 2012 5:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Genius!
Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.
by Whiteyballer on Jan 7, 2012 6:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
best
Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.
by vivaelpujols on Jan 7, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
WIN
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
this one receives best of THE SHOW d-dee!
11 in 11' √
12 in 12', WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 5:59 AM EST up reply actions
way to go, nice one
yoink.
Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
This gets my 3 rec ever
Hilarious
bollocks
by SecondHalfMatt on Jan 13, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Is this the most rec'd comment in VEB history?
RE-SIGN EVERYONE
by Notorious PSC on Jan 20, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Possibly
Something in the 2011 postseason threads may have it beat.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
i love everything about this post.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
This is a wonderful post.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

"He may have been only .213 but they were the clutchest .213 of all time."
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit
by BVHeck on Jan 7, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
On one hand, I just want to rec the very best, so it would differentiate the A from the A+
On the other hand, I MUST REC THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have to decided to rec
ALL OF THE THINGS.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
son

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
surf

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Love this one.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Well done!
11 in 11' √
12 in 12', WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 6:00 AM EST up reply actions
i can't stop

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
request
the jordan over ehlo shot with laird blocking jordan.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
this?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
was thinking of this one

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Jan 7, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Heh...
the fan in orange
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
here you go, doc

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 16 recs
Awesome, Laird changes the course of history!
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
oh well, in that case..

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 8, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
taking one from the gunman on the grassy knoll
Laird is selfless
11 in 11' √
12 in 12', WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 6:16 AM EST up reply actions
i lol'd at this
i’m going to hell
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
by IHeartBoog on Jan 10, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions 15 recs
THIS THREAD IS THE WINNINGEST WIN IN THE HISTORY OF WIN.
"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie
by hazel on Jan 7, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
I'm pretty sure this is my single favorite thread of all time
Pure fucking genius. It’s like Gerald Gump up in here.
something is happening here but you don't know what it is
by Cha-Cha on Jan 7, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This one was my son's idea

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 7, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions 21 recs
Ha, love it
somehow the look of ecstasy/desperation on his face just fits perfectly here.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 8, 2012 4:54 AM EST up reply actions
VEB: WINNING THE INTERNETS RIGHT NOW.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
x

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 11:36 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
all kinds of champ

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 7, 2012 11:56 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Lol
I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 7, 2012 11:57 PM EST via Android app reply actions
inspired by the monty python foot above
figured it was about time i learn how to make animated gif’s anyway.

> tebow
by cschepers on Jan 8, 2012 1:16 AM EST reply actions 26 recs
OMG (!)
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 8, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
Love it! … SPLAAAT
11 in 11' √
12 in 12', WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 6:02 AM EST up reply actions
Can a gif have sound effects on VEB?
should have something like mumble mumble mumble ….. hmmm hmmm ohhhhh SPLAAT
11 in 11' √
12 in 12', WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 8:57 AM EST up reply actions
uh oh
we may have a new winner
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 8, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
I can't believe this doesn't have more rec's
Really nice work cschepers
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 9, 2012 6:59 AM EST up reply actions
needs more Laird

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 8, 2012 2:13 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
THE LAIRD BAND

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 8, 2012 3:02 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
This one may break some kind of all time rec records
anyone know what the total recs for an individual FP post it?
Or the most greens in a thread ever is?
11 in 11' √
12 in 12', WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 6:18 AM EST up reply actions
Check D-Dee's 2011 season recap...
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
forgot that temporarily ... how could i?
but does the individual recs to individual response’s count separately than recs for the main post? Figure if there is any way to track that separately this has got to going strong against whatever that could have been
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
I was just thinking about rec for the main post, not the individual ones.
Would be nice if SBN did have a way to tally up comment recs inside a post, but I doubt it’s possible.
However, it’s probably more possible than a working search function or collapsible threads….HEYO!
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
I'm more for the working search function, threads evolve so I would miss out on some good stuff if I snuffed sub threads
But when the extended arguments over points that have been talked to death happen they rarely evolve, so that would be nice. I’m not being more specific cause I don’t want to start one
My browser’s search function isn’t even working properly today
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
if we win this year, the one in coming in november will
or should
(no pressure aaaaaaaaaa)
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
Everything with 30 recs or more over the last 1000 fanposts (covering now back to 1/1/2009)
2011 by d-dee – 123 recs
THE GLOSSARY – 118 recs
The little boy… by Ignatius Reilly – 68 recs (his addendum has 23…)
d-dee’s recap of the Brawl against Cincinnati – 57 recs
2010 by d-dee – 52 recs
I’m TLR! by bgodar – 46 recs
Fritz’ response to the Holliday nutshot – 46 recs
paulspike’s Internet recap – 40 recs
bobo’s Cardinals album – 39 recs (tied with the Magic Thread gamethread)
royhobbs’ Busch III recap – 38 recs
Will Leitch’s (yes, that guy) method to count down the magic numbers – 38 recs
JD, playwright – 33 recs
ridgesee’s ‘64 remembrance – 32 recs
bobo’s Interview with Pujols – 30 recs
(And thanks for the flag, SBN!)
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
by TBender on Jan 8, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
And IIRC
In the last two years there have been a couple of individual comments that broke 40 recs. But, I’m not digging them up.
/SBNsearch’d
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
ask az or danup, they should be able to dig those up
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
And I wish fanshots were as easy to view for something like this.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
one of my limericks did, but i forget which one.
may have been jason marquis. it was a point of pride for me.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
The 30-And-Up club gets actual slices of orange in our Orange Slice.
I’m still waiting for that Segway in the mail though.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
Rec'd for the REC research ... thanks TBender
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
TBender should be green'd for the effort folks! Bring it on!
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
how the hell did i miss paulspike's internet thread?
that was really good
> tebow
by cschepers on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ummm, Magic thread?
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 9, 2012 9:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Nm, just saw Bender's awesome post above
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I tried (and failed) to make one of Laird getting involved in the Bartman fiasco.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dance

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 8, 2012 12:35 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 8, 2012 12:43 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
I have an idea for one
but I need some help. I can meld the two images I want in Excel and I can also meld them in a pdf document. Neither of those will paste into this box. Can anyone help a newby ?
Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.
by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 8, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
You'll need to have the image hosted somewhere on the web
like Picasa, Photobucket, Imgur, etc.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 8, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, and it'll need to be a standard image format like .gif, .jpg, or .png to show up here properly.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 8, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Imgur has free hosting and you can drag images from your file manager (your documents) and drop them right in
to your imjur account (have it open in you browser). Then click on the image, .gif, jpg, etc you want to post and choose the link in the “HTML Image (websites / blogs)” and past it into the body of your post
the link will look like this in below preview:
And yields the above pic
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
If difficult to read you may want to save to hard drive, open it, and make it larger so you can
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
was this any help at all PSCA?
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 8, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Robot from Metropolis was hot in a scifi sort of way, will this post be considered "cheesecake" or "pinup art" for Azru? And if so should it be banned?
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 8, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take Pujols for "It's Not About the Money," Alex

I am a college student that sleeps with a St. Louis Cardinals Fredbird Pillow Pet, and I am proud of it.
by Sir Sci on Jan 8, 2012 4:26 PM EST reply actions 17 recs
fantastic!
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
Buck Futter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 8, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
If only Turd was wearing his big hat
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take anal bum cover for $800
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 20, 2012 8:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
...

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 8, 2012 7:08 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
CTHULU!!!!!!!! I thought I was the only one who knew what this was.
"Let me tell you something kid; Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes. You shouldn't let it go by."
"Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong."
-Babe Ruth in the movie "Sandlot"
by cardinalswsbound on Jan 8, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
can someone show laird DEFEATING Cthulhu?
Like, hanging on to a tentacle, clutching a vorpal sword?
That would be glorious.
"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?
according to sources familiar with the situation
Gerald Laird loves riding unicorns.

> tebow
by cschepers on Jan 8, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions 19 recs
LAIRD WILL SAVE US!
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 9, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 8, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions 16 recs
Heh. In the day thread.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 8, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
.

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 8, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Toro! Toro!
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 8, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
laird of the dance
as requested

> tebow
by cschepers on Jan 8, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
"I'm Next!"
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 9, 2012 6:55 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
Alternate captions not used:
- Honey?!
- Hey, thats my wife!
- I saw her first!
- The new phonebooks are here!
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- WE WON ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 9, 2012 7:15 AM EST up reply actions
Seems as good a place as any to ask
Can someone remind me which of the recent primary debates that Laird was in? He looked so energetic compared to the rest of the candidates.
Nice
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 9, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
I think he may need a dong glove or better a cup from looking at this pic a second time
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 12, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
first, i want to say that i love you all. this is an excellent fanpost.
next, someone PLEASE take this on.
i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus
bahahahahaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 9, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
"Oh no.... not again."
Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub
by Cardinals645 on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
i got one for DanUp

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
Bravo
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
Awesome, now who's who?
I recognize DanUp
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
gerald laird is the one in the back, making the o-face and raising his arm.
i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus
by tom s. on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
So he’s known Lumbergh then?
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
i'll see your blockbuster and raise you a better one

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
baaaah

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 9, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
The sheep is a dirty liar!
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, he Laird
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 9, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
diamonds!

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Ethan! Ethan! Huff...Huff...We Won! We Won!
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!" ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
now, i'm just getting dumber

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
The 4th man
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Now I kind of want a photoshop of Laird in the sewer tunnel.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
waiting

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
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#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 10, 2012 1:44 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
dangit I uploaded the wrong one...
by WyoCardsFan on Jan 10, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
....and through photobucket sorcery
they’re the same one.
Because Matheny
by WyoCardsFan on Jan 10, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS THREAD!!
and so does Laird

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
i really hope that someone tells gerald laird about this thread
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
that's what I was thinking
I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 12, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
is laird actually IN this picture? i can't find him!
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
2011 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
me neither
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
Definitely took me long to find Laird than to find Waldo.
Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub
by Cardinals645 on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
well holy shit, he's almost transparent
good job!
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
no wonder
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!" ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
I found him too ... immediately after WyoCardsFan posted below with the non-invisible Laird-o
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
here's a little more obvious one:
by WyoCardsFan on Jan 10, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Too hard in the first one, too easy in the new one
how does my small change look?

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by CodyG on Jan 10, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
More what I was expecting the first time ... didn't know I was supposed to be looking for an apparition in a see through pink jumper
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
hmmmmmm, something different about this pic ... it's not like the other 2.
Fixed
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 15, 2012 7:58 AM EST up reply actions
you did that...didn't you Az
Unfixed
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 15, 2012 8:52 AM EST up reply actions
Nice.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
where's Laird? HEEEEYAAAAAA I AM!
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"There's only one way to play baseball, "the Cardinals' way." - George Kissell 1920-2008
by Supergus on Jan 12, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 17 recs
ok here goes nada

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by CodyG on Jan 10, 2012 7:25 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
umm ok rough start

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by CodyG on Jan 10, 2012 7:25 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
better, how about this VEB?
I RUINED THE MEME, BUT STILL!

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by CodyG on Jan 10, 2012 7:26 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
wait is this better?

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by CodyG on Jan 10, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
That about sums it up
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I really wish I could do better at coming up with ideas...

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by CodyG on Jan 10, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Clockwork had some pretty disturbing images for a 13 year old me
I’ve loved it since I was a little kid, I really did.
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
It's kind of creepy how often I will be using eggs while cooking
And the first thing that pops into my head is, “eggy-weggs! I would like—to smash them!”
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
That whole lingo was part of it
BTW, my English sister-in-law went through a period in about, 04/05 maybe, where all this different word rhyming was happening, really reminded me of this movie.“got to run up the peaches and pears”, sort of stuff.
Aranathor, do you have some insight to that time/fad or is it still in vogue?
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Rhyming slang is traditionally a cockney (East London) thing.
Other than that it’s not really a fad here (and even really went out of fashion in London quite a few years ago).
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 12, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
I think it a was a brief time in 04' or 05'
She was working in Londan at the time
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 12, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
I considered that one for a while but knew my skillz weren't up to it
Good effort
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
yeah this was one I was considering as well, now I'm upset I didn't follow through.
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i'm not terribly thrilled on how it came out
i cut it into five or six layers just to get him through the door without having to erase pixel by pixel. and there are still all kinds of issues with it..
> tebow
Damn good work and effort
I’m working with “paint” so don’t have lot’s of capabilities. what are you using?
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Also, for some reason the lighting/decor/scene in this picture reminds me of Archie and Edith's bedroom in All in the Family for some reason
Minus the hole hacked in the door
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
lol
I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 12, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions
...

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
...
See I told you he could drive!
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Applause issued.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
the goya one would be perfect
Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.
by vivaelpujols on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
okay close, now do it so he's replacing the kneeling guy
Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.
by vivaelpujols on Jan 12, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
done

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by CodyG on Jan 12, 2012 3:35 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
I wish I would've moved him slightly closer to the left, but I was already too far into it to want to go back and repeat my steps.
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rec'd
Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.
by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 6:00 AM EST up reply actions
Nixon

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by CodyG on Jan 12, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions 20 recs
maybe more like this you had in mind.

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by CodyG on Jan 12, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Love that one.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 12, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
this is excellent
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO
Laird attempting to do what Cloud couldn't

by Sam Godford on Jan 11, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Unlike the four geeks who came before me, I will admit to reccing this.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
..

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by CodyG on Jan 12, 2012 10:21 AM EST reply actions 11 recs
This should be green by now
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
oh wait it is finally
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLl

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by CodyG on Jan 12, 2012 10:31 AM EST reply actions 12 recs
B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A

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by CodyG on Jan 12, 2012 12:25 PM EST reply actions 16 recs
okay, one more suggestion.
was this to everyone or some picture specifically?
and was there supposed to be a link?
11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 12, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, like this?

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 14, 2012 2:21 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
sorry about the confusion.
if i liked it, then i shoulda put a link on it.
i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus
by tom s. on Jan 16, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
took a walk around the capitol today, noticed something unusual...

> tebow
by cschepers on Jan 12, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions 16 recs
Greened
I love it when I alone can make this happen … I kid
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 12, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
Worked yesterday.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
...

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 12, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
...

"That's what I'm talking about! Strike him blind, Lord!" - Berk
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit
by BVHeck on Jan 13, 2012 12:15 AM EST reply actions 12 recs
I was waiting for this one...
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
Brilliant.
I spent over an hour here tonight and laughed at 98% of the images. As a Tigers fan, I hope we can simply change the color of that shirt in the fall and revive this.
Nice!
Welcome to Viva el Birdos!
Welcome everyone checking in from the SBN metroplex and further-flung posts throughout the Interwebs.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
We got Tigers fans in on this now
RE-SIGN EVERYONE
by Notorious PSC on Jan 20, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's safe to say this is the most Gerald Laird I have ever seen in one place
"I believe in a good kick in the ass. This— I believe. " -- Walker Percy
I tweet about stuff sometimes @jackhitts.
For the new folks, here is the context of the still pictures at the top...

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 9:39 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
Anyone care to squeeze him in somewhere at Rick's in Casablanca?
I dig these subtle ones
Play it, Sam! Play Here Comes The King.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am shocked, shocked to learn that there is photoshopping going on here!
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
That's lovely.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:55 AM EST up reply actions
um. how did i miss this until now?
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
-azruavatar
by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 13, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions
Fanposts: For more than The Others
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
its only been mentioned around 500000000 times
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO
by VolsnCards5 on Jan 13, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
obviously non-observant this week...
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
-azruavatar
by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 13, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Bless them...
BlessYouBoys has started their own.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
And they have a freakin' genius over there!
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
That Cubs one is splendid!
"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig
Copied over with Grant E.'s permission:

Just fantastic…
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
i like his Nevermind one too
"That's what I'm talking about! Strike him blind, Lord!" - Berk
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit
That's easily the best one
get it over here!
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Fine...

(Again, props to Grant E.)
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Amazing how much Pujols looks like Gerald Laird in that pic
by siddfynch on Jan 15, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
why is this not green yet
RE-SIGN EVERYONE
by Notorious PSC on Jan 20, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know how many Cardinals fans use this nickname
But this has a double meaning. Tigers color guy Rod Allen (who has his own drinking game, is prone to random bouts of general silliniess, like so; and liked to chase Japanese pitchers around and beat them down) used to always call him “G-Money”. It stuck with Tigers fans.
Hence why we are glad to have him back, if only to have Rod say dumb yet hilarious shit about him every eighth day, or whenever Leyland decides to finally give Alex Avila a fucking rest.
"I believe in a good kick in the ass. This— I believe. " -- Walker Percy
I tweet about stuff sometimes @jackhitts.
What? This should have been ours! I posted the idea for it a few days ago up above, but you all were too lazy!
(and I was too incompetent to actually do it myself)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PEOPLE
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
...

"That's what I'm talking about! Strike him blind, Lord!" - Berk
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit
by BVHeck on Jan 13, 2012 2:13 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
lol'd
Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub
by Cardinals645 on Jan 24, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
...

"That's what I'm talking about! Strike him blind, Lord!" - Berk
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit
by BVHeck on Jan 13, 2012 2:23 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
and then

"That's what I'm talking about! Strike him blind, Lord!" - Berk
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit
by BVHeck on Jan 13, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
one more

"That's what I'm talking about! Strike him blind, Lord!" - Berk
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit
by BVHeck on Jan 13, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Magikarp!!
"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig
by pattimagee on Jan 13, 2012 2:43 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Clever move! Go, Magikarp, counter with a Splash Attack!
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
OH SH** MAGIKARP, THIS B**** BE ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL
USE SPLASH ATTACK!!!
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 3:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
...

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
I need a different approach at creating that effect.
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still brilliant
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
Indeed.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
I got the shadow closer in my second try

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Can I get a mameshiba Laird, please?
by peach concrete on Jan 13, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
this was harder than i expected.

> tebow
by cschepers on Jan 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Laird is super awesome happy backup catcher!
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
Did you know...?
Tortoises do not have teeth.
Mameshiba!
by peach concrete on Jan 13, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Some more excellent ones at this link...
by peach concrete on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Someone needs to get him jumping out of the way of
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Here you go
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
He sacred now
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
He's coming at you, bro
RE-SIGN EVERYONE
by Notorious PSC on Jan 20, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
nice.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
figured the eyes would get more love, thought of it too late for the first one unfortunately
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
That's the thing
the best thing about the Laird grab is the face. It can convey all sorts of different emotions depending on the context. It’s a piece of high art in itself IMO. The photoshops I like are the subtle ones, and the ones that give a different context or meaning to the look on his face (the bear one, because he kinda looks scared, and the one with him coming out of airforce one, because he just looks happy to be there).
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah it goes with about any occasion
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 14, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
don't ask why he was in the met's dugout

"That's what I'm talking about! Strike him blind, Lord!" - Berk
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit
by BVHeck on Jan 13, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
It's good.
We haven’t asked why he was anywhere else.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski
I almost did that one the other day
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
...
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 6:50 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
check picture caption
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 6:51 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Oh noes, you didn't capitalize your subject line!
Now Lookout Landing is gonna flag-bomb VEB.
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
i've been taking my lead from our robot overlord
if it’s good enough for him it’s good enough for me
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
p.s. what do you think of the way the photo caption reads now?
ya no, whole post pujols saga and all
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
....

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 7:00 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
That could be great if someone scrubs out the arm guy and replaces him with Laird.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 AM EST up reply actions
...
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 7:02 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
couldn't decide
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 7:03 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
......

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
well yeah, but is there anything done you want specifically?

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I flipped the original image because it worked better for what I wanted to do
hence the backwards “wrestlemania 21”
by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jan 13, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
first one works better anyway
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
yes!
I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
I'm no good at this,
but someone should make one of Laird leaping on the field with those 2 guys after Hank Aaron hit his record-breaking HR
Trade Westbrook
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jan 13, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions
I looked all over for that pic when I first started
and couldn’t find it.
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
mine

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
sorry I was already done before I saw your post
so I wasn’t going to not post it.
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great one CIMMC
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 14, 2012 6:26 AM EST up reply actions
I can't believe this isn't greener
11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.
by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
TICK TOCK

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
It's Laird-o'clock!
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 7:01 AM EST up reply actions
aaaaa

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
forgot the wings
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
f'n censors
#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough
by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
This one is way awesomer than I realized at first
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
haha
Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.
by vivaelpujols on Jan 14, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
GET OUT OF THE WAY GERALD
RE-SIGN EVERYONE
by Notorious PSC on Jan 20, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey alberich
This is a Waterhouse. Woo!
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"
It's another classic!
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 7:01 AM EST up reply actions
eureka

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 13, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
YOU BLEW IT UP!!!

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
Just when I thought this meme was getting old
this made me cackle wildly.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Dang, I wanted to do one on shawshank redeption, but I couldn't find an image with the right angle that I would need
oh well here it is…

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Also thank you everyone for reminding me why I comment here so often.
you’re awesome
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goooooOOOOO CRADS!

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 13, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
.

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
by d-dee on Jan 13, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
Ha! Love it!
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 7:02 AM EST up reply actions

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