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Friday Notes: Roy Oswalt, relievers, replacement levelers

NEW YORK - JUNE 11:  Roy Oswalt #44 of the Houston Astros is furious about the Cardinals' decision to tender Kyle McClellan and Skip Schumaker.

The latest Roy Oswalt patter, in case you don't read the comments or Joe Strauss's Twitter—the St. Louis Cardinals did bid on Oswalt, at $5 million or so, but are likely, terribly, to be outbid by one McClellan Unit. That's the default storyline, and it's a powerful one—the Cardinals have spent $4 million on, in Kyle McClellan and Skip Schumaker, replaceable players with nice reputations in the clubhouse.

Oswalt would be nice—and unless the $5 million the Cardinals could offer was already contingent on trading Jake Westbrook, I don't think McClellan and Schumaker are really keeping them from making the move if they want to. But one thing is unequivocally true: The McClellan and Schumaker signings have kept the Cardinals from signing weirder, more interesting players for the end of their bullpen and bench. Such as:

Dan Wheeler: The Indians signed Dan Wheeler to a minor league contract Thursday. You may remember Wheeler as one of a million tough relievers the Houston Astros churned out in the course of moving from Billy Wagner to Octavio Dotel to Brad Lidge. He is also the effective reliever least likely to ever be named a closer, thanks to the 46 home runs he's allowed in his last 300 innings.

Wheeler is a fascinating ROOGY, in that he's likely to get tagged for a home run no matter who he's pitching to—last year righties hit .227/.238/.412, and lefties .278/.333/.431.

Kyle McClellan is pretty interesting himself—he's got a massive reverse platoon split in his career, a .211 average against lefties and a .270 average against righties. But everybody else's replacement-level players are always more interesting than yours.

Jason Isringhausen: Jason Isringhausen wants to pitch again! And the New York Mets have no desire to sign him! Jason Isringhausen!

Star-divide

Isringhausen's 300-save comeback wasn't an unalloyed success—he struck out about a batter an inning, but his late period control problems were still there and he allowed a few too many home runs. But he seems worth an NRI somewhere, and the Cardinals have built up their bullpen in such a way that their replacement level spots won't be patrolled by NRI types.

A million outfielders, all available on the cheap. The weirdest thing about the Cardinals' decision to sign Schumaker and McClellan—to give them their arbitration-mandated raises—is that this class of player, the iffy veteran bench guy at full price, has become glutted in the market. Cody Ross, a league-average hitter who plays a better outfield and bats the right way relative to Jon Jay, took $3 million for a year with the Red Sox.

Still around and able to play the Skip Schumaker part: Kosuke Fukudome, for one thing. On the no-more-effective but more fun front, J.D. Drew (J.D. Drew!) and Rick Ankiel are both available.

If it turns out the Cardinals could have signed Roy Oswalt, if only they decided on Adron Chambers and Brandon Dickson instead of Schumaker and McClellan, it'll be a shame. But I enjoy watching new spare parts arrive in Spring Training in the best shape of their lives nearly as much as I would Roy Oswalt working twice as fast as Edwin Jackson did.

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This whole Oswalt

thing annoys the living hell out of me. we could have freaking had him. FML,FML.

And for the love of god, will someone please sign Edwin Jackson, so we can get our draft pick.

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by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 AM EST reply actions  

It is possible that the Cards made their bid on Oswalt

based solely on how they value him, without regard for their current payroll. He would seem to be a higher injury risk than some of the other older vets the Cards have brought in recently. Plus they don’t need need him. But he’d sure be nice to have.

Still, though (shakes fist at overpriced guys at bottom of roster).

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Stupid ol

Skippy McClellan. You suck McClellan, you’ve sucked since bullrun lil Napoleon. And as for you Skipppy, you inferior ass peanut butter, don’t get me started !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

My feelings about Skippy McClellan.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions   5 recs

I feel the same way

just not………………. as english.

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by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey there...

let’s not go comparing baseball players to peanut butter, lest we offend those of us that may have endured peanut-butter related tragedies.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

But inept

border line traitorous Civil war generals are ok right? lol

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by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

That I’m fine with.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

winning

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by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

flagged

politics

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

hey

blame George B. McClellan

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by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

i wonder if thats ever happened again

General pisses President off, President basically fires General, General runs against President in next election

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I know Truman

was worried about Macarthur

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by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

And a funny story

was Zachary Johnson saying that if any one seceded from the Union, he was personally going to take his army, to wherever they were and kick their asses. (paraphrased)

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by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

...

This was a joke. I know it was. but FYI, other readers, Andrew Jackson did say this and Zachary Taylor, for all I know, may have as well.

"You've got to have poise. You've got to walk away. You're a long snapper!"
B. Kelly

by lordsummer on Jan 27, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Zachary Taylor (don't know why I wrote Johnson)

Taylor took a strong stand against the Southerners in Congress who threatened secession if California entered the Union as a free state, and he threatened senators from Georgia that he would crush any attempt at secession

Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/zachary-taylor#ixzz1kghSmLH0

Theres some thought he might have delayed the beggining of the civil war

“Disunion is treason”

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by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Gen. Petraeus was touted

as a potential republican presidential candidate prior to his accepting appointment as CIA director. It wouldn’t surprise me if Obama, in part, appointed Petraeus as DCI to remove the political threat.

by jjray on Jan 27, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not getting the impression that we have a hard ceiling for our payroll right now.

I think there was an general number that they decided to end near, but DeWitt probably recognizes the incredible need to come out of Albergate sprinting. Three million will not the camel’s back break.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

especially after a WS win

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by vivaelpujols on Jan 27, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, there just in such an advantageous position.

Not many organizations have lost players of Albert’s profile, I can’t imagine any have done it as gracefuly. I can’t believe they will allow payroll to mess it up.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you are exactly right about the Cards just thinking Oswalt is just worth $5million

They could sign him if they wanted to, which WMT tried to get through to people yesterday and nobody was listening to the guy. The Schumaker and McClellan signings are frustrating on thier own but they aren’t stopping us from signing Oswalt

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 9:33 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm not totally convinced about that, mind you.

I’m just saying that it’s plausible.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty convinced about it

Also, I’m convinced about some injury concerns.

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by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, the Red Sox would seem to agree...

The rumor reports last night were that they also offered Oswalt $5 million, and they need him more than the Cardinals do.

by Forsch31 on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

If the Cards think Oswalt is only worth 5 million

they are wrong. That would value him as a 1 WAR player, and no matter the injury risk, he’s not that bad.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 27, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they're likely valuing his upgrade and not independent value.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

basically, oz is worth

10m or 0m, if his back is really bad, or gets worse, its 0m

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That seems fair enough.

FWIW I think Rich Harden might be a better fit for us, given cost concerns, the fact he’s already shown he can be valuable out of the bullpen, and the fact he comes with more injury worries than Oswalt, but would be cheap enough that we could keep Westbrook as insurance.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 3:47 AM EST up reply actions  

but every team does that in FA

so the dollar per WAR is going to be deflated then.

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by vivaelpujols on Jan 28, 2012 4:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Oswalt hasn't signed anywhere, yet

seems like you’re jumping the gun a bit.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

And as an added bonus...

wouldn’t Oswalt (should he prove to be moderately effective) provide us a draft pick after the season?

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Probably not.
Major league free agent compensation will be completely revised in 2013, with a team having to offer its former players who became free agents the average of the top 125 contracts — currently about $12.4 million — to receive draft-pick compensation if a player signs with a new team. It eliminates the statistical formula that had been in place since the 1981 strike settlement.

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by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

holy shit

thats sucks

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

If you don't follow Will Carrol on twitter, you should

he’s dropping stuff from todays ASMI meeting. Pretty good stuff too.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't twitter

plus…injury guy my ass

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

actually scratch that

i misread your original post…that is pretty cool

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I had not seen the "Advanced Thrower's Ten" either

need to research that

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, quick google search revealed little

I’ll have to spend some time actually finding the article later.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't find the full article anywhere

APTA open door doesn’t even have it

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I have access to some databases through my job

I’ll get it somehow. If I can get time.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jan 27, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, apparently this thing isn't available unless you want to shell out $30

so much for advancing the fields of medicine. Gotta love research!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jan 27, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, its really pissing me off

I’m wondering if its so new that it isn’t in normal databases

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

If he pitches well in 2012...

his team should offer that.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Oswalt's back scares the hell out of me...

Why does it seem like I’m the only one who feels this way?

Don’t get me wrong, I feel as much angst as the rest regarding McClellan and Skip, but I really don’t want to spend millions upon millions just to get a starting pitcher (that we don’t necessarily NEED) with a history of back issues that include two degenerative discs and cortisone shots for years to alleviate the pain.

If we can get him for a couple million, then great – that would be a low-risk, high-reward, catch-lightning-in-a-bottle signing I could get behind. But to trade one of our starting pitchers (ignoring the NTC issue at the moment) and expect him to slot right in and pitch all year is asking a bit much, IMO.

by avs18fan on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the thought process is:

-He’d be replacing a low-value asset
-We seem to have very good depth behind RO, probably at least as good as WB
-cheap one year deal
-AW,CC,JG,RO,KL

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Actual plan of attack? or "Hey, wouldn't it be great if...?"

-replacing low-value asset – See… here’s where his injury history comes in to play. Replacing a mediocre-OKish pitcher like westbrook with an aging pitcher who once was great but who’s also had back injuries as recently as this past season… how much of a value are you getting in this replacement?
-very good depth (as good as westbrook) – depth? yes. as good as westbrook? maybe. very good depth? very good in quantity or quality?
-cheap one year deal – Assuming we get him for $5m or less, yes.
-AW,CC,JG,RO,KL - sure, in a vacuum this looks great. But does it look great because the name “Roy Oswalt” appears in your rotation and he was once a great pitcher? Or does it look great because one honestly expects him to pitch at the caliber with which he used to for an entire season and not have any issues whatsoever?

by avs18fan on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

lance lynn - if you believe zips - is not only as good

As, but leaps and bounds better than westbrook. Westbrook is not, in fact, good at all.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 2:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I would agree, Lance Lynn is better

And that Westbrook, for lack of a better word, sucks.

My question is, why would we replace a guy who sucks with a guy who was better in his prime, but now has major back issues, and keep the guy we currently have in the minors as a backup.

I guess the point I’m trying to make is, it seems to me that everyone is in love with the idea of Roy Oswalt, the once-great pitcher, in our rotation, but that the missed reality is that we’ll be getting aging/breaking-down Roy Oswalt instead. We wouldn’t be replacing crap with gold, we would be replacing crap with some kind of tarnished metal that’s brittle and rusting from years out in the elements. And oh hey, while we’re at it, we’ve got this shiny piece of copper/silver in the minors as a backup.

If you’re going to dump Westbrook, why not just replace him with Lance Lynn from the get go?

by avs18fan on Jan 27, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

Why trade Shattenkirk/Stewart for Johnson/McClement?

BOOM

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 27, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well played sir

Well played

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 3:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

because hockey

and there were draft picks involved in the deal

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jan 27, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Ty Rattie is a scoring monster

I hope they get over his size because he looks really good

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 6:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i would be very happy if the club threw the starting slots open to competition in spring training.

i think it’s unlikely the club just jettisons westbrook and turns the role over to lynn. certainly, if westbrook consents to a trade and we can get any kind of salary relief from a trade, we should trade westbrook.

i just think that we are much more likely to bump westbrook from the rotation for oswalt than lynn.

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by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

I wish it wasn’t that way, but I don’t see them handing it to Lynn. I could see them handing it to Oswalt, even though I don’t think it would be the best move.

by avs18fan on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

We seem to have very good depth behind RO, probably at least as good as WB

This is pretty much my thinking. I know it’s probably not possible given contracts and all that stuff, but am I alone in that I would basically feel just as good (if not better in that at least it’d be exciting) having LL or even Dickson out there instead of Westy?

by saul wright on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

PROMOTE SHELBY MILLER

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jan 27, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

TRADE KYLE MCCLELLAN

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

or better...

TLR: man, those shingles were a bitch
MO: yeah, what if you have those every year….
MO: That would suck….
TLR: Yes, it would. Anyway, I called this meeting because I think I’m going to retire after this season and I wanted to give you fair warning.
MO: Wow, that’s really mature… that’s probably the nicest thing you’ve done for me…. ever.
TLR: Now, trade Colby.
MO: But… you’re retiring.
TLR: Trade Colby for dirt, just so that he absolutely knows that I hate him.
MO: I wish I could fire you.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ha ha
TLR: Trade Colby for dirt, just so that he absolutely knows that I hate him

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the downside with Oswalt?

Also how do you define “need”.

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by vivaelpujols on Jan 27, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm.

I want bacon every day, but I guess I don’t “need” it….

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Assuming we can get him inexpensively enough

I suppose there isn’t. It just seems as if the general consensus is that he would be heads and tails better than Westbrook and I don’t agree that it’s as easy as plugging him into the rotation and saying “go get ’em.” A whole heck of a lot has to break in the Cards favor for that to happen, and I wouldn’t bet on that being the case. He has a severe back injury that has apparently plauged him for quite a while, brought him down last season to the point that even he thought he was done, and he’s received countless cortisone shots for it for years.

It just seems to me that if we are dead set on getting rid of Westbrook, already have Lynn available (and better than), then why not just give it to Lynn? Or as tom s. mentions above, have a competition for the spot?

by avs18fan on Jan 27, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I'd be fine with Lynn

But Oswalt is definitely the better pitcher if healthy. I just don’t really see the downside.

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by vivaelpujols on Jan 28, 2012 4:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh, with Kmac likely to go back to 2010 form (the decent but overrated reliever with 8k/9 who Tucker's out at the end of the season) without the stress of all those inning and Wheeler gives up a lot of dingers

Im more worried him blocking Sanchez or Boggs or Miller ’06 Wainwrighting after the Super 2 deadline(I know, unlikely but possible)

Skipperdoodle instead of Ross? FML!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 9:40 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

8k/9?

Or is that before the “tuckering”

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 9:46 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, I haven't looked at the numbers to be sure that I'm right

But it seems like he used to always be decent, of not overrated until August, the start giving up walks and homers

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Kyle McClellan will never revert back to 2010 form.

This is because he had a LOB rate of 89.6%, which is outrageously lucky. The league-average LOB% is usually about 75% and McClellan’s career LOB% is 76.7% (which includes his 90% 2010 strand rate). There is no reason to expect him to ever luck into a 2.27 ERA again. His FIP that season was 4.07. His xFIP was a bit better at 3.77 but his 2010 ERA was a mirage of LOB% luck. Also, McClellan has never approached 8.0 K/9 as a big-leaguer. I’d be tickled if he surpasses 7.0 K/9 again in his career.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

I was shooting the bull with a coworker yesterday,

and we came to the conclusion that maybe McClellan is there to be a semi-loogy. I mean really, past Scrabble, we don’t have anybody that’s better at getting lefites out than KMac.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Last season, I wrote about McClellan becoming the second LOOGY.

As DanUp notes, he’s established a pronounced platoon split that makes him seem much more effective against lefties than righties. First, I would say that $2.5MM is too much to pay for a LOOGY. Secondly, I’d point to some of the questions raised about whether McClellan has a true talent for retiring lefties at a higher rate than righties. As I understand their reasoning, it is a very small sample size and likely to regress as his career continues. But I’d defer to them on the subject.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Well I've always been of the understanding that

a good curveball is a what keeps lefties in check, and for all his faults, KMac has a pretty decent curveball.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

His change-up is what is effective against lefties.

Last season, he threw his change 19.1% of the time vs. LHB and 2.7% of the time vs. RHB. He threw his curve 17.3% of the time vs. LHB and 20.1% of the time vs. RHB. His curve ball use is pretty similar; it’s his change-up that is the difference in his approach vs. LHB.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Huh.

Well I guess I learn something new every day.

Maybe his stuff could play up a bit in te ‘pen. I don’t know. I know he was a pretty effective releiver for us. Not great, but OK. He’s no set up man, but he’s a far sight better than our former back-o-the-bullpen options.

I do hate to pay $2.7 million for a middle reliever, but we aren’t exactly deep at AAA releif right now since we graduated most of it to the big club, and retaining Mac allows us to use Sanchez, Salas, Scrabble, and Motte (maybe Lynn too if he’s not converted back to starting at Memphis), in more high-level situations.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Well-run teams don't spend $2.5MM on a replacement-level player b/c they can get them for <$500K.

McClellan will force one of the following right-handed relievers to start the season in Memphis:

Motte
Salas
Sanchez
Boggs
Sanchez

All of them are better options because they’re all one or more of the following: better at pitching then McClellan, as good at pitching then McClellan, and cheaper then McClellan. On top of these players, we have Reifer, Cleto, Dickson, Ottavino, and Fick on the 40-man roster. All could probably match McClellan’s performance. In addition to those players, there are free agents. As noted above, Wheeler got a minor-league deal. So did Bryan Augenstein. Many others have. McClellan’s an acceptable reliever whose salary has outgrown his effectiveness.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Otto

has control issues a-plenty. Reifer is returning from a lost season after major knee surgery, Cleto has been moved to the rotation, Fick and Dickson have proved very little. Boggs may be in AAA as as starter again as well.

I’m not arguing on what we payed Kyle. I think it was maybe a bit of an overpay, but I see a justification for having him on the team.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of which...

depending on how our bullpen at the big club works out, the rotation at Memphis could be really sick. Lynn, Boggs, Cleto, Ottovino, and maybe Miller with Rosenthal waiting in the wings. That’s probably competitive with a few major league clubs.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

wasn't rosenthal just in high A last year?

I don’t see him getting rushed through AA this year

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by BVHeck on Jan 27, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Quad Cities.

Rosenthal won’t make it to Memphis until 2013 at the earliest.

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by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

So, Springfield in 2012

skipping Palm Beach?

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe the Cardinals will start Rosenthal in Palm Beach.

If he performs well, he could be promoted to Springfield during the 2012 season. But I defer to folks who know the farm system better than me (like azru) on his most likely promotion timeline.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's so interesting to me how folks explain McClellan's shortcomings and focus on the possible problems of alternatives.

Yes, Reifer is returning from knee surgery. McClellan is returning from a case of the dead arm.

McClellan had “proved very little” before he was moved to the bullpen in ‘08 (the same can be said for Salas, Sanchez, Motte, Wainwright, and others who made the big-league bullpen out of Spring Training with little big-league experience). Just because McCellan has proven himself a 3.75-4.25 ERA reliever, doesn’t mean we should pay him what we’re paying him.

Boggs is as good as or better than McClellan right now and at a fraction of the cost. There’s no reason to expect Boggs in the Memphis rotation. I think the organization rightly views him as a reliever.

I’m glad that the organization views Cleto as a starter but that doesn’t he mean he wouldn’t be as good as or better than McClellan in pen at a fraction of the cost. I think it’s likely Cleto ends up in the bullpen anyway so I’d be okay with him getting a shot to make the bullpen out of Spring Training.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I get it.

I really do understand your point. I guess, in my own Cardinal-colored glasses, I still see potential for Boggs in a rotation.

And for the record, I’m pretty bearish on our starting staff. I think having Boggs and Lynn at Memphis isn’t necessarily a bad idea. Carp will be 37 and just lead the league in innings pitched and shoulder surgeries. We’re not sure how Waino is gonna come back yet. Garcia has shown difficulty trying to stretch himself into a 200 inning pitcher. Lohse and Westy are our healthiest (and worst) pitchers, and that scares me. I believe that Boggs and Lynn can actually help the Cardinals more at Memphis waiting on inevitible injuries than they can as lower leverage releivers.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

The best reason for signing McClellan is keeping Lynn in Memphis as starter No. 6, IMO.

But Lynn has also been very effective out of the bullpen so it’s difficult to argue with having him start the season there.

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by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

My Cardinal-colored glasses are a bit different.

Boggs – I don’t think he’ll be a successful starter. His secondary stuff cannot consistently be thrown for strikes and he loses too much fastball velocity as a starter (and I don’t like his mechanics for a starter – they’re not repeatable and he throws across his body).

Lynn should not be used for lower-leverage relief innings. He should be used for the highest-leverage relief innings.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

But to me

Lynn as a releiver gives us nothing that we can’t already get from Sanchez or Salas. Both are very effective right-handed releivers. He’s a bit redundant. And while he’s also a bit redundant as a starter, I’d LOVE to find out if his velocity gain can be maintained in the rotation. If this dude can throw 95 as a starter (as he did before we moved him to the pen and promoted him), then he can legitimately profile as a decent #3-type starter for a few years at a negligible cost.

Our bullpen is already good and is set up to remain that way for a while. Our rotation is going to need a couple arms by the end of next year, and I’d LOVE to see Lynn and Miller step in as Lohse and Carp step out.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't see how Lynn is redundant with Salas and Sanchez.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Salas, Sanchez, and Mott

pretty much have the 7th, 8th, and 9th innings covered. Hell, Scrabble has proven a very effective reliever against both lefties and righties.

Any upgrade over these guys that Lynn may provide would be marginal, at best. However, in the rotation, he could provide us a TON of value, as he would help us eliminate the need to sign a $10 million back of the rotation starter. I think Lynn can be a really good, very reliable starter for several years.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Sanchez has already established that he cannot be used as heavily as other relievers.

I like Salas but his stuff is not as good as either Sanchez or Lynn. I think Lynn is probably a better reliever than both of them. Having Lynn in the 2012 bullpen does not preclude having Lynn in the 2013 rotation. Adam Wainwright followed that path.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Very true.

I just think he will find his way into the 2012 rotation. Especially if we don’t acquire Oswalt.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, we have done it

twice now. :)

Not picking on you as much as I am our GM.

I love Mo. I think he’s a dynamite GM, but he’s made two truly bad moves and they’re both in our rotation sucking up over $20 million in payroll total.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't see Lynn as being redundant to Salas/Sanchez

Salas does not have the stuff to be a high leverage reliever (IMO. Sanchez does, but he looks like a ROOGY to me. And hopefully he’s healthy.

As for Lynn, I’ll be surprised if he ever goes back to the rotation.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess

I see it this way. Lynn made that mechanical change late in his last season at Memphis and all of a sudden started throwing 94-96 mph. I just believe his vaiue, even to this 2012 club, is higher as a starter, as our bullpen already kicks ass and I think we will have at least one pitcher miss some significant time this year.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think our bullpen kicks ass without Lynn.

And I definitely don’t think Lynn has more value as a starter in 2012. (the idea that Lynn should waste pitches in Memphis waiting around for a rotation injury is very bad, IMO)

Lynn might have more value as a starter in 2013, after Westie/Lohse are gone, if only Shelby is ready to jump into the rotation at that time. But again, I think he’ll be our closer at that point, so he’ll stay in the bullpen.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

i think our bullpen still kicks ass without Lynn

but i still think he’s more valuable in the bullpen.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh dear...

I would go through a LOT of towels…

Waino, Carp, Miller, Garcia, Lynn….

Hang on, I need a towel right now just thinking about it.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

#givelancechants

#givelancechants

#givelancechants

by Brian_K on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, your view of Lynn really is a lot more optimistic than mine

I really think he’s due for a pretty big correction last year. From a purely eye-test standpoint, he seemed to throw a lot of 95mph fastballs right down the pipe that hitters missed last year, which I think he got a little lucky with (Salas to some degree as well). From a more statistical standpoint, he’s kinda stagnated and been largely unimpressive in AAA the last two years.

I was pleasantly surprised with his efforts from the pen last year and I hope he stays there, but I’m not necessarily expecting great things from him again in that role.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 3:51 AM EST up reply actions  

At any rate...

excellent discussion. Thanks!

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Personally I think the USS Starting Boggs has sailed

His best asset is a hard sinking fastball thrown on the plus side of 94. I’m betting that goes away if he pitches in the rotation. In addition, his breaking ball is really inconsistent. As a reliever if that goes away he can overwhelm people with that heavy ass fastball for an inning then go hide. That doesn’t work as a starter.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jan 27, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I really hope he gets chance to pitch all year from the pen, in a defined role

They really jerked him around last year, which I think really worked against him. By peripherals, there’s an argument that he was our 2nd best reliever last year.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 3:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I think one of those on your list was supposed to be Lynn?

From what we heard in December, isn’t Sanchez the one likely to start out in Memphis, due to concern that he’s not fully healed? I keep thinking in my head that, currently, the makeup of the bully is:

Motte
Boggs
Lynn
Salas
McClellan
Czepczynski
Romero(?) (I know we signed another lefty to a minor league K, can’t remember who)

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

RJ Swindle, that's who I'm thinking of.

I’m guessing Romero is ahead of Swindle on the depth chart.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

but Romero hasn’t been very good at swindling his opponents.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Whoops. I listed Sanchez twice instead of Lynn.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I was assuming Lynn

may be put in Memphis in the rotation.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, it was 7k/9, I misremembered

Anyway I don’t mean his ERA, it was stupid that year. I mean his FIP being at4, which isn’t awesome but isn’t horrible. Really I’m just not too worried about Wheeler because he gives up too many dingers, I’m just more worried about him blocking better guys we already have

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Wheeler's HR/9 was lower than KMac's last year.

In any event, Wheeler isn’t “good” either; my primary issue is that he signed for a minor league deal, and we’re paying KMac $2.5 million.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn't realize that

And that makes sense

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ugh

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

The abscence of a Dan Wheeler signing

prevents me from making Return to Oz references the entire season.

#givelancechants

by Brian_K on Jan 27, 2012 9:33 AM EST reply actions  

They were afraid that if they signed too many astros,

it would reveal their space-time tunnel to the last decade.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

They're working on using the technology to get through to the 90's,

but they’re not sure if its cost-effective given modern drug testing policies. Ironically, this is also creating quite a dilemma for every other decade in history as well….. but, the 2000s were clean, so that’s cool.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

new market inefficiency

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by BVHeck on Jan 27, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

new meme

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Those guys were more than a little creepy.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, you're right

I must have been thinking of something else. Like John Archibald Wheeler. Quantum Foam? Wormhole? Black hole? Those are some creepy phenomena when you think about it!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Return to Oz!!!!!!!!!

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, i should have read this entire subthread

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Wtf is that?

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 10:19 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

here

lmgtfy

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

wacky

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm copying a comment I made early this morning on the last post to this one

because it’s relevant to your Cody Ross comment, DanUp:

Are we really looking at a team that might have as many as
6 lefties plus 3 switch-hitters for the start of this season, with only 4 guys who are solely right-handed hitters (Yadi, Tyler, David and Matt)? If we bring up Carpenter to replace Craig until he’s ready to come off the DL, and Anderson gets chosen over Cruz, this would be our situation. Makes me hope we send Komatsu back to Washington, just to get another RH bat on the bench (Tommy Pham, c’mon down!)

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM EST reply actions  

I think Komatsu will be heading back to Washington sooner rather than later.

His Spring Training uniform number is in the 80s, I believe.

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by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

how awesome would it be if Pham just mashed during ST

and made the team, turning into a 3+ WAR CF in the process

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

If he makes the roster, do you think he'd get enough PAs to put up 3.0+ WAR?

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

if he hits, he should

i almost typed “turning into a 3+ WAR platoon CF,” but realized that was just ridiculous

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Pham may very well have a chance to make the roster out of Spring Training.

With Craig very likely to start the season on the DL, the bench has only three guaranteed spots (Cruz/Anderson, Greene/Descalso, and Schumaker), as I see it. A fourth outfielder will be needed. Preferably one that his right-handed.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

oh yea, i think he's got a pretty solid chance, if he performs

what i was saying- 3+ WAR from a platoon player is a ridiculous dream

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree.

Craig posted 2.6 fWAR last season, which was pretty ridiculous. I don’t think Pham is as polished a hitter as Craig.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

If Pham were anywhere near the

hitter that Craig is, then he should be taking Jay’s spot in CF right now.

Sadly, I think he could strike out 200 times if he were exposed to major league pitching right now and he just doesn’t have the 40 HR power to make 200 strikeouts look acceptable.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Pham has a degenerative eye condition (that he got offseason surgery for) and is coming off a wrist injury.

I’ll be happy if he’s healthy enough to play baseball this spring, much less play ML ball.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I had completely forgotten about his eye condition.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I haven’t read anything on it. I think I just saw a tweet or comment here about it.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

The doctor has reason to talk up the procedure,

but it seems like his wrist injuries may be more worrisome than the procedure on his eyes.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

This stuff is also why I think the Cards assessed (correctly)

that Pham did not need to put on the 40man roster and protected from the Rule 5 draft.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I really like Pham

but I’m beginning to come to the conclusion that he’s probably never going to have much of a major league career due to his health.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 3:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Interesting

This prompted me to look up the condition (keratoconus) on Wikipedia, since I had never even heard of it before. It’s fascinating stuff.

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by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Likewise

it seems like we’d better hope this procedure really worked; otherwise Pham’s vision would just get worse and worse.

by Robth on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Another article to add to the

Get-yourself-a-copy-editor file:

“The public relations firm for Boxer-Wachler Vision Institute performed the surgery, said Brian Chui of Beverly Hills, Calif.-based Lucid Public Relations.”

by MdRedbirdFreak on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I really mentioned Pham

because the other decent outfielders who have playing time in CF and who would seem to make sense or have already seen some MLB action (Taveras, Chambers) are both left-handed. Also, Taveras hasn’t played above mid-level A (Quad Cities).

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

If we did manage to sign Roy Oswalt, what would happen with the rotation/pen?

I mean, I assume Oswalt would start…and does that mean westbrook will be in the bullpen?

by hr on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Clutch late-inning performances in the playoffs are where it COUNTS

If you ask me, Westie is a natural bullpen guy. Let’s just start convincing him of this and then sign Oswalt.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Jon Heyman will start Tweeting that Jake Westbrook, "a good arm whose fastball has some pop" is available for trade

And then he’ll mention it over and over again.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Breaking News:

Dave Duncan quit because the Cardinals were not respecting Westbrook’s many ground balls and will follow him to his next team.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

side note,

What teams wouldn’t instantly hire DD as pitching coach if he showed up on their doorstep?
Texas,?

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Texas has Mike Maddux, a man widely thought of as one of the game's best pitching coaches.

With Duncan retired, he may be the best.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

The White Sox have a very good pitching coach, by most accounts.

As do the Giants, I believe.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Pittsburgh

Cincinatti
Baltimore

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Does Westbrook have the same agent as Theriot?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

...

Westbrook: FUCK! I want a trade! Your going to kill my FA value!
Matheny: NO you can’t do that, you have a no trade clause.
Westbrook: Oh snap.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 27, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I agree

that Westbrook, if he set his mind to it could be very good out of the pen. He is a natural for it.

by ridgesee on Jan 27, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he could be OK from the pen actually

But I’m not sure he’s what you’d call a natural, stereotypical reliever – no real out pitch and pretty mediocre stuff. He really lives on his control and inducing groundballs.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 3:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Lohse has BP experience...

But consider the current BP depth chart now:

Motte
Salas
Scrabble
Boggs
Lynn
Kmac
Other Loogy/Sanchez

If we sign Oswalt and dont move Westy/Lohse, than we are also taking a BP spot away from Sanchez and blocking other young pitchers like Cleto, Swaggerty, Reifer, Kelly.

by mick311 on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, in all seriousness I hope the Cardinals are only considering Oswalt if they figure they have a decent chance of actually moving Westbrook

(or theoretically moving Lohse, but I see Lohse as probably being better than Westbrook, hence I would to replace Westbrook with Oswalt thus giving us a better increase in theoretical wins)

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by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Why not a 6-man rotation?

Both Carp and Wainer (and Oswalt) are injury risks and this might help to reduce the load and wear and tear on them.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM EST reply actions  

Carpenter is signed through the 2013 season.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, why did I think that was a one-year extension?

it didn’t make sense in my head, either…huh.

by hr on Jan 27, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

he was just signed through next year

but signed a 2 year deal in September.

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Jan 27, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Because then Waino/Carp/Jaime only get 27 starts

I would prefer we just rest Waino and Carp occasionally, maybe not make them go more than 5-6 innings or skip one start every now and then

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Wainwright almost surely won't get to 27 starts this year...

they’ll skip him occasionally, or he’ll wear down. Carp is questionable to put in a whole season after 273 innings last year….

This team could really use five starters plus Westbrook in reserve.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this idea

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 2:06 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

No, I'd rather just keep Westbrook in the pen and have him start in case of injury

Or better yet, release/trade Westbrook and use Lynn as the spot starter.

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by vivaelpujols on Jan 27, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

If the Cards were to sign Oswalt, and he beats out Westbrook then we would have midseason trade bait of Westbrook, Schu, and Mac for a more urgent need as it becomes apparent.

by LowRentGM on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Congrats on your first comment after a full year + of lurking!

I believe community guidelines ask that you put something in the subject line, so that your comments can be minimized if found offensive by others (not that this comment is offensive in any way, shape or form!) Only Dan Szymborski tends to ignore this, but I guess he’s allowed…

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god you triggered the signal

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Which one?

There seem to be so many on here. RiverRat’s LOY symbol?

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I love reading his stuff

can I get a map to the signal, so I can trigger it all the time?

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

he has alerts set up for his name

so if you type his name, he sees it and often shows up and posts.

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by scoot on Jan 27, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

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by D.Szymborski on Jan 28, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Many of us don't feel that there would be other teams interested in Schu or KMac

except perhaps as filler. However, packaging them with Westbrook might be possible, ala Rasmus, Miller, Walters and Tallet.

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Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i think KMac has SOME trade potential

but i think it would be tough to trade him in-season.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

McClellan may have some, a la Hawksworth.

Schumaker has none.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Im not so sure...

Hawksworth didnt cost 2.5m.

by mick311 on Jan 27, 2012 2:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That's true.

But Hawksworth also isn’t as “versatile.”

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by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm really surprised MKac hasn't been traded.

I really thought that’s what they were doing when they offered arby. Disappointing.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 3:55 AM EST up reply actions  

MKac

this is funny in so many ways

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 28, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

If KMac can use smoke and mirrors for a couple of months

he’ll have a bit of trade value. Not much, but more than he does now.

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by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

what kind of value did Batista have

in june?

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by BVHeck on Jan 27, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

None.

Yes, he would have to appear to be at least serviceable until the trade deadline.

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by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Miller, Tallet, and Walters had Negative trade value in that trade.

Toronto had to take those guys as salary and roster relief to get Rasmus.

So packaging Kmac/Skip with Westbrook does not make sense because Westbrook is already difficult to trade given his salary and option buyout.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes sense.

All I know is, I hate those contracts.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Well,

he was going to sign with someone.

I hope he fares better than DeRosa did.

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by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Still less than Skip!

(Unless he hits his incentives.)

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by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Theriot's a better player than Schumaker, IMO.

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by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

(sbn'd)

I was going to say that I don’t think it’s that close either. Theriot would be fine as a utility infielder and RH side of a platoon at 2B. Skip, IMO, fills no useful role on the team other than all-around-great guy and LH pinch hitter (and I’d find someone else to do that if that skill was required).

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

he's very good at lady-swoonin'

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John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 27, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ryan Theriot is serviceable at one position: second base.

Skip Schumaker is serviceable at zero positions.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Defensively...

Schumaker is servicable in the corner outfield spots. The problem with him there is that his weak bat doesn’t justify starting him there, given that you want to use guys like Holliday, Craig, and Beltran there.

Shumaker’s 2011 OPS (400 PA)—.685 (.283 BA)
Theriot’s 2011 OPS (483 PA)—.662. (.271 BA)

by Forsch31 on Jan 27, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm talking about the total package when I write "serviceable."

Theriot’s bat and glove combined to make him serviceable at second base and only second base. Skip Schumaker’s bat and glove combined to make him serviceable at zero positions.

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by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Goes to show

the overall suckitude of middle infielders out there right now.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Good

I wasn’t comfortable until he was officially an ex-Cardinal

by riotmute on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ditto!

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if he changes his name to Fukudomot

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

just as long as he loves gumbo

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Fukudomeaux

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Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Foucault d'Meaux?

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

aw man

the giants are my non-cards team.

by saul wright on Jan 27, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yaaayy!!! now we get another draft pick!

Right? Right? Bueller… err…

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by pattimagee on Jan 27, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

No. Ding! Theriot doesn't qualify. Thanks for playing!

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone know what ISGIGRA called this in 2012?

Anyone?

Something-dee-oh-oh rosternomics? Voodoo rosternomics.

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by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

*sarcasm

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by pattimagee on Jan 27, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Sarcasm detected

Sarcasm Detector fully operational…

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The Giants will win the division as long as Theriot plays shortstop

And will win the World Series if he leads off. It is what it is.

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 27, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

his bat has some pop

and his glove has some poop

Ad Maiorem Tortius Gloriam

by peppermartin on Jan 27, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well his bat will have a lot more pop next year.

Theriot has been on an intense offseason program.

Best shape of his life? I think so!

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John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 27, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Judging by the stadium, this is from a couple years ago when he played for the Cubs.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

He's competing in the 2012 Winter Wrigley Field Flex Off

he placed 3rd.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 27, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

My goodness

I’ve watched this so many times, and it still boggles the mind how anyone could think that he can still play shortstop. Especially when you watch Furc or Punto.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It also boggles the mind that he was only awarded 17 errors at ss last year

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but some are repeats, and a few are range issues

so it’s up to the OS to decide whether they’re errors. Even so….

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

haha this is the best thing i've ever seen

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by vivaelpujols on Jan 27, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That is deeply, deeply hilarious

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jan 27, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

lest we forget the grace and magnificence that was TheRiot at SS

watching that, I was wondering if Carp and Pujols ever regretted ’the hate" while this was going on … especially Pujols being on the receiving end of some much infamy

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

and to think that , in escence, we traded Boog for all that hilarity

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It would be more priceless if he were in a Cubs uni.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

question

the FA-X metric in pitch fx, is that an average horizontal movement of the fastballs of a pitcher, can’t be, can it?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Jan 27, 2012 12:26 PM EST reply actions  

On fangraphs?

Yes it is. What’s weird about it?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 27, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i said movement, i meant location, that's why i thought it was weird

i have location, velocity, spin and count and wonder if i can draw any conclusions on how good a pitch is from that minimal raw data without using any of the official stats

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2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Jan 27, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Miggy, unless

It turns out that he is in the best shape of his life

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 27, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

you know, that's what I'd think too

but pujols is so good at 1b that it would make little to no sense to put him elsewhere permanently. as opposed to cabrera who iirc is a butcher everywhere

by hr on Jan 27, 2012 1:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Pujols

because of the injury concerns

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Miggy will be about as bad as Berkman was last year in the OF I think

pretty awful, but just about acceptable with his bat. I’d guess he’s -10 to -15, something like that.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 3:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I still wonder how I just ignored how bad Berkman is as an outfielder

His career UZR numbers, for example, have always been pretty terrible in the outfield (well, at a glance, he seemed to have an awesome year in 2003 but the rest looks pretty bad). But he’s always been a pretty good first baseman. I’m feeling more and more like Fangraphs could easily peg him for repeating last year’s WAR number at least. Not a given, but I won’t be the least bit surprised. His defense really hurt him last year, he was one of the best NL hitters.

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by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 8:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe I should have rephrased this

Oh my goodness, did we resign KMac and Shu? They may not be very good!!!! Can we discuss this today?

Older than any three of you.

by Remember Kenny B on Jan 27, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If there's something you'd rather discuss,

throw it out there.

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by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

A good point.

It’s been my experience on VEB that community discussions always stick strictly to the subject of the main post.

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by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The guys at the margins of the roster are always going to be discussed the most

because they’re the ones most likely to be replaced/traded/released in favor of someone else who’s available.

No one’s going to post a bunch about Lance Berkman’s or Matt Holliday’s status because they’re not likely to be traded and they’re going to play if they’re healthy.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

and likely to not warrant much bitching about them

do not show the Holliday .gifs please VEB

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the problem with having a decent team

before 2011 we could bitch about batista, theriot, franklin, tlr’s antics, etc. in addition to our horses here, but now there’s so little to complain about we keep taljing about the same thing over and over again. Think of it as a good sign :p

by hr on Jan 27, 2012 1:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

wow, SBN'd

piece of crap!

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd be surprised if oswalt signed here

but at least the cards are being cautious given his injury history. i like that approach.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jan 27, 2012 1:35 PM EST reply actions  

Mr X

The Cards will break camp with 13 position players most likely. Barring spring training injury or trade, 11 of them will be Molina, Berkman, Descalso, Greene, Furcal, Freese, Holliday, Jay, Beltran, Schumaker, and winner of Cruz/Anderson battle. If Craig is healthy, he will make 12. Who do you think lucky number 13 will be ?
Cruz./Anderson loser, Adams, M Carp, Hamilton, Chambers, Komatsu, Pham, Wong, or someone else ?
Who else breaks camp if Craig isn’t quite ready ?

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

Chambers for sure

Probably mcarp will be the other to backup freese

by hr on Jan 27, 2012 1:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That's what hr said
and when craig comes back, chambers will be sent back, of course

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see Komatsu impressing

Unless he pulls off an augenstein in spring training, we have too many lefty CFers and I think he’ll be sent back without much action.

by hr on Jan 27, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

because

this?

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

But that shortage will only last till

Craig gets back. Then we would have Craig, Beltran, Jay, Holliday, and Schumaker all on the roster.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that's sort of to the point

and sort of not. While Craig is gone, our outfielders are likely to consist of Holliday, Beltran, Jay, Schumaker, and one of Komatsu/Chambers. Those last 3 spots are all solely left-handed. If Carp and Anderson are also on the team and sitting on the bench like Schu and Chambatsu, and we’re facing a lefty, so that Descalso is also on the bench while Greene plays 2b, then that means our whole bench would be left-handed, which would limit the moves Matheny could make. Thus, leaving Chambers down, sending Komatsu back to the Nats, and signing a RH OF who can play CF until Craig gets back, would seem to make sense.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm looking more for a righty hitting infielder than outfielder unless Craig is out a while.

When Craig is back, the bench against a left starter is likely to be:
Jay L
Schu L
Descalso L
Cruz R or Anderson L
Mr X
I totally agree that Matheny shouldn’t be working with an all lefty bench. Cruz as #2 catcher is not a viable PH option if he beats out Anderson.
The candidates for Mr X are all lefty – Hamilton, Adams, Chambers, Komatsu, M Carp. Perhaps both Anderson and Cruz make the club which would mean Cruz could PH. All of this makes the drafting of Komatsu and the signing of Skip redundant as well as mystifying.

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Komatsu, if he's still on the team

(required b/c of Rule 5 status). If he’s sent back to Washington, I would bet on Chambers and lil’ Carp while Craig is on the DL. When Craig comes back, Chambers goes down.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see why we shouldn't give komatsu a chance.

He’s at least as good as chambers.until craig comes back, there’s a spot for him. In the event of injury, he might stick.

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by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 2:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Think I essentially agreed with that

Komatsu/Chambers and lil’ Carp. But the extra outfielder (Komatsu/Chambers) will go bye-bye when Craig returns. If Komatsu has proven useful, at that point I would expect the Cardinals to make some kind of low-level deal with the Natties to allow them to stash him in the minors here.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hasn't he barely played above AA?

I’m not really sure what point there is to Komatsu. I think Skip is likely better in all honesty.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 3:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I suspect they'll use a position player on the 40-man until Craig is activated.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Which means the Cardinals will have to fill two roster spots.

Here are the sure bench players:

Cruz/Anderson
Descalso/Greene
Schumaker

I think the fourth bench players will be Komatsu, just to give the club more time before sending him back to Washington. I’d bet a right-handed hitter fills in the final spot, but I’m not sure who that will be.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Carpenter is going to get the Allen Craig treatment.

Even though he is accomplished enough offensively to make the 25-man as a bench bat, they will send him to Memphis to work on playing the outfield (and maybe second base).

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the winner of a Chambers/Komatsu battle

And the other other of Cruz/Anderson because they work on MCarp going to second. If they keep MCarp at third then I think he comes up. I worry about him though, he has no power, guys who walk a lot and have no power get thrown strikes eventually then MCarp turns into Theriot with a decent glove and that doesn’t fit a corner spot well. Although if they bump him to second like I suspect he will fit well but we already have an ML second basemen who can field the hot corner in Descalso and Wong coming up at second so we’ll see what happens and Freese is injury prone. I guess what I’m saying is that I’m unsure

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 3:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

What I wish

is that Kolten learns how to bat right-handed. We have a ton of lefties who are gonna be ML ready in the not-too-distant future (Chambers, Wong, Adams, Cox, Taveras). This is what I should have used my candle for the other day.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Shoot

forgot to add M Carp to that list, yet another lefty.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

IMO, the most likely bench is:

C: Cruz (RH)
INF: Greene (RH)
OF: Craig (RH)
OF/2B: Schu (LH)
INF: Carpenter (LH)

It’s really not much of an issue when Craig is healthy. You have to assume that Craig is not healthy for a significant amount of time and is replaced by Komatsu/Chambers and that Anderson is picked over Cruz for there to start be an issue because the bench is all LH.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Against a lefty starter

Craig would likely start over Jay and Greene would start over Descalso. That would push two lefties to the bench.

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, so we're talking about one pinch hit appearance when our starter needs to be replaced agianst a LH starter?

If theRH hitters are already starting because a LH starter is on the mound, then the only reason to replace them is if a RH gets brought in, and we’ll have LH options.

If you’re talking about wanting to construct your bench for that one situation every 16 games where a LH starter is replaced by a RH reliever (causing the LH bench to play), which means we need a RH pinch hitter to face the subsequent LOOGY, but we have no RH or switch hitter on the bench, then I am saying we do not need to base our roster on having an answer for this situation.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 27, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm most worried about not being able to send a righty hitter in

to pinch hit for our pitcher against the other team’s left starter or lefty reliever.

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

So, in the interest of providing non-Skip/KMac discussion:

Clay Davenport has updated his projections:

NL Cent	 Won	 Lost	 Runs	 Runs A
CIN	 85	 77	 720	 683
STL	 84	 78	 686	 661
MIL	 83	 79	 685	 667
PIT	 74	 88	 661	 731
CHC	 70	 92	 617	 716
HOU	 66	 96	 587	 716

His Cardinals projection still needs some work, I think. He only has 146 starts at catcher and some of his playing time projections seem off. Like for Skip and Craig.

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by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

That's not bad.

If the Cardinals play 16 games without having any catcher, I’m pretty sure they go 0-16 in those games. I mean, every single pitch would go to the backstop, so every batter smart enough to swing and miss at three pitches would reach base.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jan 27, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

pitching line-

Jake Westbrook .1 IP 0H 21R 21ER 1BB 23K

Because Matheny

by WyoCardsFan on Jan 27, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

omg that's funny!

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe that works out to a 567 ERA.

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by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

In a bullpen start, no less!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

The scheduled starter, Roy Oswalt, will be sick

Matheny plans a bullpen game instead of messing with the rotation.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless the ump got in the way and knocked it down or something

Then maybe if the runner’s slow enough Freese can run in and gun the guy at first. I’m just brainstorming here.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jan 27, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

if we give 250 PAs to kozma, hamilton, and

Shane robinson, I’ll be annoyed.

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by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 2:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Why does he list AB but not PA?

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Clay Davenport's projections seem to kinda suck.

Clay Davenport needs to think about that. Clay Davenport.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 4:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Dear God...

the umpire would be beat to hell.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

reply fail.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Just noticed, in looking at Beltran's and Furcal's splits

that Beltran is only 7 SBs away from being in the 300/300 club. Only 6 other players have accomplished this, and, like Carlos, they were all outfielders. Name them.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

With Notorious below

that’s 4 down, 2 to go.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Lonnie Smith

Are you talking stolen bases/stolen cars?

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 27, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

no

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Rickey Henderson was a first thought.

but, one random piece of trivia i know is that Rickey did not hit 300 homeruns (297).

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 27, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he and Biggio got really, really close

Craig finished with 291/414, Henderson 297/1406(!).

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

5 down, 1 to go.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That's all 6

Bobby Bonds, Barry Bonds (father and son)
Reggie Sanders, Steve Finley (entered the club 4 days apart)
Andre Dawson, Willie Mays (umm, no connection I can think of)

All of them played the majority of their career in the NL, although Bobby B. did have 5 full seasons in the AL.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

The scout in my says all those guys except Finley remind me of each other

Can’t quite put my finger on it though. Steve Finley, though, reminds me of Shawn Green.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Blah. I meant, "The scout in me"

Way to ruin the joke, bobo.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're joking about skin color, I don't wanna hear it. Interestingly, tho,

In height, from tallest to shortest:

Dawson – 6’3"
Finley – 6’2"
Bonds, Bonds – 6’1"
Sanders – 6’0"
Mays – 5’10"

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I was really just making fun of scouts

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

No way, some of my best friends are scouts!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

All I can say is

since Pujols won’t be wearing the BotB when he breaks into the 500, 600 and 700 HR clubs, I think it’s only fitting that we have Beltran when he enters this club. Also, that would mean 3 of the 7 will have been Cardinals at one time in their career (am I using the future subjunctive correctly, ’cause it sounds right, but looks wrong)

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

(Slaps head)

Right!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

...

this

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Steve Finley!

(i cheated)

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 27, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Already mentioned

since you’re cheating, who’s the one not mentioned?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 27, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

already mentioned, but Andre Dawson

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 27, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

by cheated, i didn't even look at Joker's previous answer!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 27, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Man the NHL All-Star game is 100x cooler than any other sports

Between the picking teams and the skills competition. It is heads and shoulders above everything else

by FlimtotheFlam on Jan 27, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

who can hit an apple placed on selig's head

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH - Shannon, Gm 6

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jan 27, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You liked the Ankiel

as an outfielder thing then

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

And he only touched 95 as a starter!

Seeing Verlander throw the ball 420 feet or whatever would be fun.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 27, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This still makes me lol

http://www.theonion.com/articles/exhausted-ken-burns-urges-baseball-to-stop,18181/

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

Heh

Here’s an oldie but a goodie:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mad-sabermetrician-creates-the-perfect-baseball-pl,5292/

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by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

The onion article regarding the conversion of Todd Wellemeyer from bad reliever to starting pitcher.

(The best part of that is Gillette was 2 years away from actually going to the 5 blades)

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 27, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm having disappointment getting my video fix

current mlb news/analysis, that is. MLB.com has been very weak lately; if I see that droll guy from Kansas City one more time I will do something violent.
Are there other places to get current news baseball vids?

by the Tewk on Jan 27, 2012 4:02 PM EST reply actions  

Soooooooooooooo

is it time for a salary cap in MLB?

Ad Maiorem Tortius Gloriam

by peppermartin on Jan 27, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

IMO

it’s just a means to mediocrity. I don’t know what the solution is, but I really don’t want the MLB to wind up looking like the NFL.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

It there is to be a salary cap, there should also be a salary floor, IMO.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

This

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 6:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

What you said

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Jan 27, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

Salary caps are dumb. Baseball does it great, honestly. Teams get players cheap to their late twenties – ie their prime.

by EddieHarsch on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Cardinal trivia

Barry Bonds is, of course, the all-time leader in MLB home runs with 762. Shawn Green and Mo Vaughn are tied for 100th place with 328. None of those three played for the Cardinals. However, there are 14 players in the top 100 who have homered for the Redbirds. How many can you name ?

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

I'll play

Musial
Pujols
McGwire
Walker
Edmonds
Berkman
Bobby Bonds?
Gallarraga?
Bottomley?
Bob Horner?
Will Clark?
Rolen?
Jose Cruz?

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jan 27, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

The first 8 are correct

The last 5 are all incorrect

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Hall of Famer Baby Bull hit 379 in his career including 58 for St Louis

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

beyond the 8 already mentioned: sanders? hornsby? frisch? boyer?

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No to all

Sanders 305
Hornsby 301
Boyer 282
Frisch < 200

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Junior spivey!

On a serious note, Hornsby?

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 6:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Junior spivey!

On a serious note, Hornsby?

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 6:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No

both times

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice

Two left
Hint #1: He also played for the Yankees and Mariners

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

339

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ruben Sierra?

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

strangely

I had no idea sierra played for the reds

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Sierra had only 306

none for the Cards

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea

I remembered him being in the NL Central for a half a second, b ut for the life of me could not remember what team he was on, thought it was us, or Milwaukee.

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You have named 13 of the 14: McGwire, Musial, Pujols, Berkman, Edmonds, Galarraga, J Clark, T Martinez, L Walker, Bo Bonds, Cepeda, Gaetti and Mize

the 14th player has the first name of Richard

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ding Ding Ding

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved the Rat in '96 and that outfield was so awesome too

That was a fun year, fucking Braves. At least we got them back this year(10 1/2 games bitches!)

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 6:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Wow, adding bitched to the end of that makes me sound like an asshole

*10 1/2 games!

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 6:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

OK

Maris, Pujols, McGwire, Edmonds, Musial, Simmons, Walker, hmmm….

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

Of the 7 names you listed

5 are in the Top 100, two are not. Maris hit only 275 and Ted Simmons hit 248

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

crap...

This is what it’s like to grow up in the late 80’s and early 90’s when NOBODY on the Cards hit any home runs.

The sluggers from my youth include Bob Horner, Pedro Gurrerro, Tom Brunanski, and a young Ray Lankford.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

None of those four are on the list

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it's not Clark.

284

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Mize yes

Will Clark no

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

340 dingers

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

JuanGone

never homered for the Cards, did he?

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 27, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

No

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone else find it ridiculous that it is still up in the air as to how many teams will make the playoffs next year?

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/bud-selig-mlb-baseball-renews-effort-to-add-two-wild-cards-expand-playoffs-in-2012-season-012712

I thought it was for sure that there were two wild cards, apparently it is still up in the air and probably that there won’t be. How can they not know this 2 months before the year? Wouldn’t some teams even weigh this when considering off season signings?

by Wombat x on Jan 27, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, if I'm a GM, I'm upset

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 6:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ty Cobb

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm inclined to go with Cobb, as well

after reading his biography, it’s pretty clear that he was a man possessed.

Ad Maiorem Tortius Gloriam

by peppermartin on Jan 27, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

And Cobb made Albert Belle

look calm, reserved, and friendly lol

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

honus wagner

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Hornsby

or Gehrig

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

was it from a broken heart?

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh

Apparently some neurologists were studying CTE (chronic traumatic encephalopathy) and may have discovered a new disorder that they are calling Chronic Traumatic Encephalomyopathy. Some of the CTE patients they looked at were also diagnosed with Lou Gehrig’s (ALS). It’s not like it’s definitive that he didn’t have ALS, but it opens up the definite possibility. The stuff they looked at would not have been detectable back then, so they at least know there is a possibility that he had some other motor-neuron disease, even if it’s not even all that likely. Apparently they still don’t even really know what causes ALS, so maybe these are all just related diseases and they haven’t discovered the link yet, I dunno. I just gleaned all this from an article I found online.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 27, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

overdosed on luck.

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by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No but I do believe he's saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

?? I don't get it

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Major League quote

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

oh well my recall is failing me on that one

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That quote loses something without the echo.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

my mind was too wrapped around all the discussions of putting down early players not being able to perform in the modern era

then ductape came in with the response re: JC, which I took as an explanation for tom’s quote put me in a loop I couldn’t get out of

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry...

Please just ignore everything I say in the future. I just assume most of you on here do already…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll learn to understand I have no idea what I'm really talking about.

I believe in the value of the eye test. So I try to bring some comedy to the thread to make up for not knowing anything about baseball.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Lou Gehrig is one of my all-time favorites

One of a dozen or so hitters with a lifetime WAR above 100. Lifetime WAR of 118.4 in what was essentially only 14 seasons. 4 seasons over 10. 3 more above 9. 5 more above 7. Wow

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 28, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

He was alright at baseball...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

imagine how much "respect"

a player who hit .363/.465/.706 (1.172), with a season OPS+, of 206 (career 183), would have gotten, this off-season, if he was a free agent after his age-31 season. And the steroid era didn’t even really begin until 1935- 2 years after Gehrig put up that line. And the Yankees were pretty sure he was actually 31.

Albert’s highest OPS+, ever, was in 2008, (190, career at stated age 31 of 170), with a 1.114 OPS in a pitcher’s park.

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 28, 2012 3:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Gehrig was so bad-ass

Wasn’t he also a really likable person? Family man, devoted to his wife, all that? Maybe he was just a normal guy with a bigger magnifying glass on him, but being a good person makes the sudden downfall seem more sad.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you're thinking of the Gary Cooper image of him

that’s how he was portrayed in the Pride of the Yankees.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 28, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

In everything I've ever read,

he is always characterized by his humility and integrity. I don’t recall where, but I once saw the “good guys” of baseball characterized by Stan Musial and Lou Gehrig. That’s pretty good company.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jan 28, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

don't try to tear down lou ... what kind of a monster are you?

has there ever been any negativity associated with him? ever?

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you ever see the family guy

cutaway about Gehrig?

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 28, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

no is there a youtube?

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 29, 2012 5:36 AM EST up reply actions  

this one?

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 29, 2012 5:42 AM EST up reply actions  

You lose - no soup for you

no way Ruth would be successful in today’s league

Ad Maiorem Tortius Gloriam

by peppermartin on Jan 27, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ruth might do alright

dude was swinging a freaking telephone poll back in the day. A lighter bat, might be just the thing to let him catch up with some of the heat he’d see today.

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

He’d likely be to hung over to bother getting his injections

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

No

that’s the way he stays out of litigation. “Your honor, have you ever blacked out?” I have a very documented history of being blacked out consistently, do I need to make the case that this is all my trainers fault?"

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, seriously. The numbers dominate any era, he would get lighter bat (ad possible PEDs) to do even better

Of course he would translate well. And if you don’t think fat, no glove guys can play the I present you Ryan Howard, Prince Fielder, the first half of Mo Vaughn’s career, and Tony Gwinn (in the Outfeild!)

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 6:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

is this a joke?

you can say what you will about how well anybody from 1940 would translate to today’s game, but give me my pick of who’d translate best and I’ll probably take the muscular 6’2 guy with a career OPS+ of 206 who began life as a hard-throwing pitcher.

by DanUpBaby on Jan 27, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ruth

I would say Ted Williams but he’s too late. Maybe Hornsby?

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 27, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Josh Gibson

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take this one.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet he actually threw about as hard as Jake Westbrook

though maybe with modern conditioning he could throw near 100.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 4:17 AM EST up reply actions  

plans tonight, children?

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 6:22 PM EST reply actions  

hookers and blow

you?

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

same.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

needs a period.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

I'll find a hooker with one.

lolol jk

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

OH GOOD GOD

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Man some

of the posters on here………………………………………..

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Mainly me

and to a lesser, or greater extent CodyG

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

um.

this is either a horrible attempt at a joke or incredibly offensive. or both.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Which makes it perfect

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 6:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i disagree.

and not because it’s at my expense.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking only for myself

Jokes about Sandusky are not funny

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 27, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

are you sure you're 21?

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 27, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

wanna see my ID?

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I wasnt promoting Sandusky jokes, I was making a separate joke that being offensive is funny

It was just meant to be playful. Trust me, as a Catholic who’s had to every priest joke ever made (thankfully for college football the entire sport isn’t hated/ridiculed by a small number of people doing horrible things like Catholics have to deal with) I’m a little numb to the jokes by now but I don’t think they are a good thing

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 8:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I could be wrong

but he wasn’t comparing you to Sandusky. With the way Mob’s comment reads without a period you would be Sandusky in that scenario.

Or maybe I am completely off.

"We will see you....Tomorrow Night"

by hittmeier on Jan 27, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

lalalalalalalalala

gracefully exits

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

to get drunk after the auditors ruined my week, infant

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

auditors make your week better. c'mon.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I certainly got more exercise

I found out how much crap they want to look at when I company is sold to a bigger company.

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god yes.

it’s terrible.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

like, waaaay more than usual

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

main thing was I was supposed to have today off of work

but they asked for tons more than usual

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

so you had to work all day?

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

that’s ok, I’ll take like two days off in a row in a week or two

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

i suggest a week from monday.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, for sure

probs the 6th and 7th. will be nice.

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i dislike you.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

you wants job dont you

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah

well, I’ve finally been at my job long enough that they are giving me some more paid offdays. but then again, I will be getting laid off in the spring, so it’s sort of bittersweet.

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, what?

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

since we got bought out (#3 buying #4)

they are using the bigger company’s finance team, which is not in the midwest

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, that's really too bad.

sorry man.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

was starting to be pretty cool to be there, then this happened. at least they gave us notice far in advance. but anyway, I’ve been there a long time, I am sort of excited to move on (assuming that the economy is improving and/or I am a marketable commodity in the workforce. I should be fine)

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

going to ST?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

well, it wont be til 4/1 at earliest

I’m probably going to go to nyc and check it out

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome for you! Kind of traditional but Statue of Liberty would be big on my itinerary

actually going up and looking out, I’m sure that would eat some huge time though.

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be super cool

I’ll try and make it over there, but it seems like it might take a while to do.

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

didn't know you were local.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

oswalt signed yet?

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

Older Carp recovering Waino

Great year for six man rotation. SIGN OSWALT or Edwin Jackson to 1 year deal.

by setitan on Jan 27, 2012 7:12 PM EST via Android app reply actions   1 recs

agreed

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

although

I wonder if they will try to start McClellan at the beginning of the season, just to see if they can get away with it

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

First year and Matheny is already trying to push the envelope farther than TLR was willing.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

he has some big shoes to fill

or, envelopes

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it's the booze, but I'm feelin' a strong vibe that the Cards sign Oswalt to a 1 year deal

I mean, who wants to sign with the Rangers? They’re the Buffalo Bills of baseball!

Ad Maiorem Tortius Gloriam

by peppermartin on Jan 27, 2012 7:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I wonder if Berk and Beltran are dropping hints on why the Cards should sign Oswalt

subtle suggestions to Mozeliak and Dewitt.

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

As a Bills fan

I feel the urge to climb through this computer screen, and beat you up.

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

4 times

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was three too until I looked it up

I guess the fourth time everyone just laughed and placed their bets

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I really figured that they'd buck the odds and win and I would lose money that fourth year.

didn’t happen

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I should have quit watching after the first half of the fourth one.

Alas, I did not.

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a great four year run though.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It would have been better

with a win

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

bet it would have

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

laces out

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD , Einhorn is a man..EHHHH , AHHHH!

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

what up bobo?

what do you reckon they have figured out with westy? any word out there?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea, honestly

I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised that we were actually seriously going after Oswalt, with the crazy off-season we have had. But I still was, because I just don’t know how the roster is going to shake out.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm thinking they must have worked out something with westbrook

doesn’t seem like the cardinal was otherwise. I hope its both surprising and a win-win

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully

I also hope that the likelihood of us signing him wasn’t mis-reported or something. I’m getting excited about the idea.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you on this btw, me too!

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

All righty then.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 28, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Why the hell now discussion of Izzy on a sentimental or at least a "what if" level?

I for one would like to see Izzy successful again in a Cards uniform … bump KMac or trade him straight away

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Bo Hart!

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Which one is actually Bo Hart?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Gritty little guy in the middle of course

how did the tornado damage shake out? Everyone ok I hope, including your bike friend.

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Fine. Just his shop damaged overall

but he found a new location a block up the street.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

good

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

good one, but you could also be correct

i would rather they sign Ank and or Drew as full time players

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather have them than skippy and km

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

so what players back when amphetamines were the performance enhancing drug were known for doing them?

or was it all pretty hush-hush and no one really found out?

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

Did people really care back then?

It seems like “cheating” was prevalent throughout baseball history and people didn’t really care all that much until steroids.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Willie Mays is purportedly a heavy amphetamines user.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

was

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

interesting

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

also

supposedly players were using adderall a lot, more recently

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

"when you've got the flu and you've got to pitch, what are you gonna do?" -Dobson
John Milner said that amphetamines were so pervasive during his era that when he went into the clubhouse, there were “greenies” waiting for him in his locker.

from ewh: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/680693-willie-mays-amphetamines-and-caffeine-say-hey-leave-the-kid-alone

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 27, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

V to the E to the BEEE!!

Sup y’all?!

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 27, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

drunk?

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

not yet but quite enjoying the cheap scotch

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

HAVEN'T STARTED YET

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Slacker kids these days...

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

grow a pair, jeez

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i refuse to start on an empty stomach

and seeing that i just had dinner, that was a problem.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok...that is understandable

carry on.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

to many damn rules

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, yes it was

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

missing out

1.get drunk quickly on an empty stomach
2.Eat meal and sober up quite a bit
3. start drinking again taking advantage of the same qualities that eating would have provided before.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

heh.

i’ve just had too many bad nights when starting on an empty stomach. i’m a big boy senior now, so i have to act like i’ve matured or something.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Went empty stomach drinking once...and paid dearly.

Swore to never do that again.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

never bothered me, but would later get hungry, hence the late night call to dominos

always promised self I wouldn’t do it the next time, then … hello Dominos can i get the medium two topping special?

Dominos: Hello this is Dominos, can you hold? put on hold w/o answer
ME: fuck!
musical interlude
Dominos: Would you like to hear our family spec ….
ME: interrupting NO, I want the medium two topping special, half ham and green peppers the other half pepperoni and black olives STAT

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They really need to set up a system

1.Call dominos
2.order pizza
3.sign up on list
4.Every time I call from now on my pizza is ordered without talking to anyone.
5.?
6. Fat people

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

well the above illustration was from 1984-1988 time frame

so if I order a pizza now, it’s usually internet based

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Plastic bottle cheap?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yes that cheap

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds right

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

that is my understanding

the Irish make good Irish whiskey also

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

conversely

the only Canadian whiskey I can stand is Seagrams VO

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 27, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Seagrams 7 Crown

but went to cheap scotch instead

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

tragic, isn’t it?

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

what were you drinking?

some good IPA? guest ales?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

cheap lager

WOOOO!!

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 27, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

stella still popular, or karlsberg?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

stella

cause i’m just too cool

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 27, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

no wonda you drunk then

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to love me some John Smiths, but also loved everything else ... trying to remember the beer I drank in early 90's ... it was very high test but not ridiculously so like Tennants Super or anything

Abbott’s Ale was my house beer, went to the brewery several times as it was very close. Tour and all the beer you could drink in a hour or so was like 12 pounds, I drank way more than that every time

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to a bar last Friday night that had Stella draws for $6.

Madness.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems like a pattern here

Either you’re a college student or a VEB member.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

lolz

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 27, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

no, i'm actually sober on a friday night for once in my life

been trying to give my liver the month off. after new years, i needed it.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto

Well, New Years and that one random weekend two weeks ago

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually stayed in NYE and watched some Streaming Netflix...

Paying 100ishbucks to go out and drink in Chicago was bullshit. I’ve been making up for it since then though…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I paid $75

Worth it, though. ~12 drinks

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i spent around 50 bucks for that entire weekend

and ate gourmet food the whole time, killed a couple kegs, and about a case of hard A

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I have the problem of after 8 or so I get a good buzz going

and then get very chatty and forget to keep drinking. I can make a beer last hours at that point of the nite… it’s a blessing and a curse.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i think that's mostly a good thing

i do that sometimes too

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It's led to me only puking once from drinking...

and that was my 21st which I’m convinced doesn’t count.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i very rarely puke as well

got absolutely shithoused on my 21st but did not puke

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I was being fed shot after shot...

If I would have stuck with the dollar bottles I would have been fine…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to puke, like, every time

Haven’t in like 2 years though

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, no chatting here

All dancing. So much dancing

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Depending on the company I'm around I've been known to think I'm a fantastic dancer

and my gift must be shared with the world. The world is never impressed. Though the end result of me forgetting to drink is still the same.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently, after I had already blacked out

I tried to join in on one of those dance circles where all the breakdancers were doing their thing

They pushed me out =(

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never been that bad.

Although I think no matter how drunk I am I’ll still know break dancing is a terrible fucking plan.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

you think you're better than me?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

No I know I'm better than you.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

as a rule

i don’t go out in cities for NYE. in a few years, maybe i’ll go to some of the NYE concerts in NYC, but i hate that many people being out at once

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

somebody's

scored “introvert” on the meyer’s-brigg’s test. Not that I believe in that psychobabble.

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, please don't get me wrong

i hit the bars in cities, a lot, and i often spend time at music festivals with 80k+ people- but NYE in NYC or similar is where i draw the line.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 28, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I can respect wanting no part of amateur nite...

that’s been my theory the past 2 years. Granted I’m also quasi cheap so that helped too.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I just watched some streaming Netflix

if only so I could be the guy who’s bright eyed and bushy tailed the next day and make everyone hate me.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

speaking of bright eyed and bushy tailed

how is everyone this morning?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 6:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I was laid over in LaGuardia back in 05

and I got one bloody Mary at an airport bar…………..29 dollars. I was like wtf.

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 28, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Holy deep fried hell

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Thats what I was thinking.........

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 28, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

staying in on NYE is a very good idea, wherever you are

NYE is a singular holiday in which when amateur drunks all go out, get drunk, and then try to drive home. Why would any sane person want to be part of that? It’s the one day of the year that you can ask yourself, what would Brennan do? and actually, do that.

The best way to have an awesome NYE is to host a party (for two, or many) at your house.

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 28, 2012 3:21 AM EST up reply actions  

PANSY

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

trying to decide whether to go out and drink

…or stay in and drink and peruse VEB. It is quite sad that I’m at the point in my life where this is actually a hard choice to make.

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jan 27, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Go out

offseason=slow; You need to maximize your non-baseball season activity to validate the sloth-like lifestyle of a VEB in-season baseball fan.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing!

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 27, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

AMIRITE??!!

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 27, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Shouldn't you be over at McCovey now?

You Theriot lover, you.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

For real?

Ad Maiorem Tortius Gloriam

by peppermartin on Jan 27, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah.

These

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by a fink on Jan 27, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I'm here for!

Seriously, though. I’ve seen lotus roots from time to time at almost every Asian market I’ve been to. These are really, really, really worth trying.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by a fink on Jan 27, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

seconded

so good and really easy

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Like your mum

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

0_0

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i'm not british you twat

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

twit you twat

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

NOM

SO good.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

watching fish...

sounds AWESOME!!!

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 27, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally is.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by a fink on Jan 27, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

A client gave me a bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin

What are some good gin drinks I could make?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 27, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Bourdain had a Bombay martini on the episode I watched last night.

Bombay, just enough vermouth to coat the glass/ice, and a gogonzola stuffed olive with some mint.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by a fink on Jan 27, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmmm

this is a must see, I’ll have to look for it

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

gin and tonic

classic and delicious

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 27, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

a sidecar is one of my favorite drinks of all time, OF ALL TIME

but I seriously doubt you have the other ingredients. Same goes for a Singapore Sling, another classic gin drink. Martini you might be able to handle though.

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jan 27, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

you don't

mixed up my drinks (pun intended)

oh well, a sidecar is still a damn good drink

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jan 27, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of which

to any and all in St. Louis, I really recommend Taste in the CWE, if you’re looking for a cocktail place. The bartenders there know what they’re doing.

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jan 27, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

one of my favorite drinks is one that many people find disgusting...the lunchbox

beer, amaretto and orange juice…tasty!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 27, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

O..O

Don’t think I’ve ever heard of that one. I can see putting an orange or lime slice in a glass of beer but not mixing it like that.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, I forgot

its half a beer with a shot or so of the other ingredients. Plus you don’t sip on it, you slam it like a Jagerbomb

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

pass

maybe if I were 21.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I would totally try that

I assume it only calls for certain kinds of beer?

I have actually tried a drink that is beer, Cynar, and lemon (or maybe it was lime) and I liked it.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

My style has always been drink gin from the bottle an chase each drink with beer

Thankfully my wife hates gin so I don’t Get any crap for not pouring it in a glass first

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 9:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i'm partial to a nice gimlet

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll admit that i giggled at the photo caption

even though it’s a pretty tired theme. or maybe i just missed where VEB decided to start creatively blaming everything on mcclellan and/or schumaker’s contract. this could be fun

like, there are children starving in africa, but kyle mcclellan is making $2.5MM to be replacement level. i mean that one’s not very good but you guys feel me

by prophetjohn on Jan 27, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

They knew they'd need to respect KMac and Schu

so they let Albert walk. Not enough respect to go around.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

they didn't cried

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Rasmus disrespected both of them...twice.

Have fun in Toronto, kid.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

sob

Legal weed and I cant even smoke it

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

there's an nba season going on?

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jan 27, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Basketball is the shit, man

We need to bring a team back here

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 27, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't get over the fact

that you see 50 wide open jump shots per game in the NBA, which pros don’t even have to break a sweat to make. Then I watch a college game and see how intense it is, how hard it is to just get open in the first place. NBA just can;t compare in excitement in my opinion.

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jan 27, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I agree

I still want a team

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 27, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

The NBA has a real PR problem in the US. Not sure what it's going to take to bring it back to Jordan-era popularity.

I would love to see an NBA team move to either St. Louis or KC, though. I think we’ll be seeing a team in KC in the next 5 years.

Ad Maiorem Tortius Gloriam

by peppermartin on Jan 27, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

that is usually the correct answer

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

the lockout didn't help the PR

Stern is also a dick, that never helps

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 27, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

you know,

and the fact that besides boxing it is the sport that is most assumed to be fixed consistently.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

does the brothers contract preclude this at all?

what were they? StL Mustangs maybe?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

no

we need to just keep the teams we have for now…. and add soccer.

by RasmustheRipper on Jan 27, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

1) Wat? Sorry, I care not for basketball

2) the St. Louis Hawks have won a championship more recently than the Cubs

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 9:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

2) the St. Louis Hawks have won a championship more recently than the Cubs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

so have the Cleveland Rams

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't watch NBA hardly at all

but how in the hell did Miami not win this game by 30? The Knicks are awful.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill Walker hit 7 threes

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Melo is hurt

and was not playing

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

what a simpler time. Single cheeseburgers from McDonalds?

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jan 27, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, that was before the comemrcial ended

and I saw it was really a commercial for triple cheeseburgers. You never disappoint, fast food industry of America.

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jan 27, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Prince fielder

“I’m not a vegetarian. I’ve been eating triple cheeseburgers my whole life”

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Stop the action at second 19, and check out Cecil's chops.

Baaaaaaad. Also, 69¢ for something that only costs $1.00 20 years later! Not much inflation there.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 28, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

FUCKING LATE NIGHT, WHERE YOU AT!!!!

Its a once in a blue moon occurence, but VOLSNCARDS5 is here, drunk on some Yazoo Pale Ale, ready to converse!!!!

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

9pm = late night

Yep, we’re lame VEB.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This happens when you get on the wrong side of 35.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm only 26

but, i’m bacheloring it up tonight (wife and kid out of town)…but i can;t go out, cause the wife would kill me

lets’s go

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be here until my wife gets home from work.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm using her computer because my old finally died.

I can honestly say that typing on a laptop sucks.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

if you don't mind me asking

how old are you….i’ve wondered for a while

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

41

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

I bet you remember seeing Willie Mays battle dinosaurs in the outfield. LOL kidding

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hahaha

Not laughing at the age (41 is not that old, 40 is the new 30) but that is a hilarious mental image. kudos

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

I spit my beer out on that one. No, but I do remember when we had Ted Simmons on the team.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

so the 80s were right in your wheelhouse

fun times?

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It was an odd decade.

Wasn’t great at either end but the years in between were kick-ass.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

(that would be even)

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

...6 months on the wrong side?

Wow…the world does go to crap fast.

DOOOOOOMED.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

welcome to the dark side, bitch

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

well, shit

i’ll still be her in 3 hours…does that count as late night?

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Where is aranathor....i'm sure he's drunk somewhere

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

He was here about 2 hours ago.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

damn him and his need for sleep

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

It was like 2am for him

Also, possibly passed out.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

passed out= probable

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I really hope we can move one of

Kmac/Westy/Lohse if this is really gonna happen.

by mick311 on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

oh, it's gonna definitely gonna happen

i’m not even sure how you can question aranathor like that

by prophetjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol reply fail.

Dont know how that happened.

by mick311 on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Since it doesn't look like mysterui is going to grace us with his presence.

MLB Network Radio @MLBNetworkRadio Retweeted by Rui Xu

RT @Jim_Duquette Source – Roy Oswalt and the #Cardinals are close to a deal. #RedSox and #Astros are also still in the mix. #SXMSports

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

that it's not ST yet

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The only thing I will complain about is that we haven't already won the 2012 WS.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

#12b412

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

what he said

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

People complaining about all the complaining

while others complain about not having anything to complain about anymore.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that all good, right thinking people on this blog

are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people on this blog are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people on this blog are fed up with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You're certainly not what?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that all right-thinking people on this blog

are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up on this blog with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not! But I’m sick and tired of being told that I am!

/better

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

much better

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I've shot people for less.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

We'll find something

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

OR RICH HARDEN

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK THAT SHIT

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 28, 2012 4:17 AM EST up reply actions  

no fucking way

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

fucking make it happen MO

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

i feel like duquette may be blue balling me

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRONG, BIZNITCH

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Your signal sucks.

Get like the Szyzzler.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that

There are like 500 million other people with my name. I ain’t Google Alerting that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

"mysterui" ?

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

why are the astros in? for sentimental purposes?

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, they don't have a real incentive to be that good this year

Maybe he’ll bring in more fans or something

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT NOT ANOTHER SMART SIGNING

STOP MAKING SMART SIGNINGS, YOU SMART … SIGNING … PEOPLE.

by Cheeseandcorn on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Us

or the Stros?

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoyed this post quite a lot.

I shall recommend it to my friends.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

So does my avatar

fit my posting “style” ?

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Schlafly Irish Extra Stout.

yum.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

I like it

It’s almost too heavy for me by the end of the glass, sometimes. Also, it’s 8% which can really get to me depending on how fast I drink it.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't go in that cave, Frodo!

There’s a really big spider in there!

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

That's right Eowyn,

tell that witch-king to go fuck right the hell off.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah!

that was some serious girl-power there.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

I want Aragorn to play me in the movie of my life. Viggo Mortensen would be OK too, but Aragorn would really suit me.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Frodooooo of the niiiine fingers.....

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Thoughts on new computers?

What should I get? cap of say $600 for a desktop

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

with 600, build your own

assuming you already have the peripherals

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH - Shannon, Gm 6

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I have testicles

thus I hated it.

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't know anything about it, except that it gets 8.1 on IMDB

but if i need to preserve some sort of pseudo-masculinity in my movie choice, let me know

by prophetjohn on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sexist

Thus I thought it was a well-done movie, though the “white girl savior” thing irks me a little bit. But great performances by Stone and Spencer

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't seen it, but the trailer looked stupid

Emma Stone was really annoying in Easy A, so I’m sure I won’t like it.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 28, 2012 4:18 AM EST up reply actions  

awesome.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i believe its

Awesome Carpenter, Awesome Wainwright, Awesome Garcia, Awesome Oswalt, Acceptable as a 5th starter Lohse

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

don't tell oswalt: "what? FOURTH STARTER? AGAIN!!?!"

“screw that, i’m going to boston. buchholz can follow me.”

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by a fink on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't they said Oswalt goes to the pen?

If we sign him who gets bumped assuming no trade is made?

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

6

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 28, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't wait to get Roy Oswalt!!!

World Series Champions 2011. Unbelievable. Tony LaRussa, you will be missed.

by cj2k on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

in bed.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

How long before IHB has him in the hammock?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Does Oswalt replacing Westbrook

reduce the overall DAR of the rotation?

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

If better stats are sexy he does.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

trying to trade westy...

Lohse moves to 5 garcia to 4 and Oswalt to 3????

by schawkeye on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

heh

if we spend the rest of the off-season debating stuff like this, i will be a happy camper.

"That's what I'm talking about! Strike him blind, Lord!" - Berk
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit

by BVHeck on Jan 28, 2012 2:24 AM EST up reply actions  

What is this?

I wander back in after a couple months out in the cold to find actual baseball talk going on here at 10 on a Friday? You guys must be hard up for real baseball to allow that to happen.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, can you make it happen?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Do they have baseball where you are?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I live less than a mile from Wrigley...

so no never… it’s a land without baseball. Well except for 8 or 9 times a year…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that's an apt description of my imagination of what life would be like there

no wonder field of dreams was set in Iowa

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's awesome... we are in the middle of gas main work now

cause they can’t do it in the summer because of all the idiots who insist on driving to a stadium with nothing even close to resembling parking…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching Winter X Big Air right now.

some of these kids are impressive.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Issue Solved

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

heh

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

wait .... it's fake right?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Time Traveling JuanE is real.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean Time Traveling Juan Encarnacion?

No

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by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you're right

that looks photoshopped.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

So I'm thinking I need to take a road trip this summer to see a new stadium

I’ve been to Boston, Baltimore, Old Yankee Stadium, Both Chicagos, Milwaukee, Detroit, Cleveland, and STL of course… Any suggestions for where I should try to get to?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

MIAMI

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I found out my friend is getting married in LA the weekend after the season ends...

I’ve already yelled at her for her shitty planning. I may have plans to head to PNC in April, but I’m not sure how that will work out with work…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking Cincy may be a good driving trip. I'm all about the driving

I hate airports…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Colorado doesn't seem to come up in discussions like this.

Looks like a pretty fun place to watch a game, and a great city from everything I’ve heard.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I just checked and the Cards are in town mid week...

Although I do have friends there so lodging would likely be cheap.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

See my above comment about my jackass friend and her shitty planning of events.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

But east is much easier to drive...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

you fools

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

I hate dealing with airports.

I’m not a criminal. I refused to be treated like one.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

For some reason this reminds me of the best pat down for a show .

I was going into the Riv in Chicago for the Social D show and was asked “do you have any weapons or knives” Ummm…..
I was there a week and a half earlier for a Jimmy Eat World show where they kinda looked at your and touched you once and let you go.
Slightly different crowds for those two shows…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh they have a lot of Greaser type fans...

Not sure with the gang ties. But yeah a good subset of the fans there looked like they would be great in the 40s or 50s if not for the excessive tattoos. But all in all a fantastic live band. And I discovered Lucero there opening for them who’s now one of my favorite bands. Great show overall.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

nokia center in LA makes you throw away your gum.

Seriously. Whether you’re 14, or 36, chewing it, or shrink-wrapped in your pocket.

Just asinine. I’ve been to probably 500 concerts, and I’ve never in my life walked away with gum stuck to my shoe. Wal-mart, OTOH…

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm watching Lord of the Rings,

couldn’t help it.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

What if LA makes the playoffs

lololololol

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by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Kemp powers activate!!!!

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I think catching a game at minutemaid might be cool

unless you wanna see good baseball, in which case AT and T park it is.

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Do they have In n' Out in the Bay?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

If they don't

they should.

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Since the trip is also quasi planned around getting good food.

And since we have Chick-fil-A in Chicago now, ATL has plummeted down the list…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's just act like that made sense grammatically...

I’m drinking away a shitty day of ACI testing in which they wouldn’t let us leave until we had completed all the tests… I got there around 10 and left at 330… if I was in a union I think I could file some paperwork and get someone yelled at.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Should go to Enron

before the new owner gets rid of the hill an ferris wheel.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Citizens Bank in Philly

Cincinatti might be good too?

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 6:02 AM EST up reply actions  

JoeStrauss
P-D confirming Cards’ interest in Roy Oswalt. Decision by Oswalt expected shortly. MLB Network calling Cards frontrunner.

"I don’t like the feeling of losing."---Chris Carpenter

by cardsfan59 on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

Way to not break yet another developing story,

local sports guys.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

idle thought: if the rams plan to hit the city up for money,

Land, or tax breaks for the new stadium, perhaps they should try actually playing their games in St . Louis.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I'm over the Rams.

Granted I’ve been over the NFL for about 5 years now and I live in Chicago, so my view is probably not very valid.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

ummm...

here? Sorry couldn’t resist.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Since I'm lazy and don't feel like looking for the subthread...

Anyone out there drinking anything tasty? I’m enjoying some bootlegged Yuengling myself.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

I'm trying to kill this case off before it skunks...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a terrible burden!

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 27, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not a task for those who have things to do on a weekend nite.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't been able to look at alcohol since two weekends ago

But if I were drinking, I’d be drinking an old fashioned!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone tells me I would like those...

it’s a good gateway between my Maker’s and coke and drinking maker’s straight. Not sure if I want to make that jump still being under 30.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 27, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

a nice intermediary step may be Maker's and water, with ice

I found soda took away from enjoying the qualities of the alcohol and added unnecessary calories

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I've never thought about counting calories while drinking

I figure with my drinking habits I’ve already come to terms with not being healthy… counting calories is just a waste…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I get that, however enjoying the full taste of the liquor you are imbibing may yield more enjoyment

just as not using steak or bbq sauces on a good cut of meat

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I respect where you're coming from

Just I feel at this point in my life enjoy whisky straight in non shot form is not something I’m up to. I think it’s something you’ve got to build to.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

i respect that

was not saying straight, but with water vs soda

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe I'll get ballsy and try it some time.

I still feel like I can play off the coke as acceptable til 30 at least.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

No I appreciate the effort.

Just not ready to change… much like the alcoholic who refuses to admit he has a problem.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh.

I typically fill a glass with ice and then float it with the bourbon/scotch/whiskey/paint thinner.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 28, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I do have a system for my Maker's and Coke...

Imperial pint glass… 4 ice cubes… fill maker’s til the flare out. Add one can Coke which brings the glass full… get drunk. I beleive that’s ASTM standard B00Z3.

Sorry for the engineer joke.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

get sick?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 27, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Just the worst hangover of all time

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're gonna use the phrase

you gotta link to the song. Such an amateur.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

so are we really signing oswalt?

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

i accidentally hit reply

so hello

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

h3llooooooooo

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm another Yuengling or a Hoss?

Decisions decisions.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Two Brothers

Imperial Stout

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah.

I was going to get a beer.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 28, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Which one...?

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

All of them... duh

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Schlafly Winter ESB.

Was momentarily distracted by wife’s cookies.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 28, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

This will happen

From time to time. I miss schlafly, after moving to chitown about 5 months ago. Going on a goose island brewery tour next weekend though, so I’ll be interested to compare “Chicago’s Schlafly” to “actual” scholarly

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Where at in Chicago?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmm.

I suppose I should have clarified Chitown to “chicagoland”. I live in Evanston, but from St. Louis, I consider myself close enough to chicago to fool anyone who doesn’t live here

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah...

Well if you ever want to come into the city, from time to time us Chicago VEBers occasionally talk about getting together for random games. It works with varying degrees of success… at least for me since I always seem to have other stuff going on when people want to meet up.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I get down to the city

about once a week, my buddies live there. I would love to attend any VEB gathering, I was actually talking to CFIC about a gathering during the world series where I was unknowingly at the same bar as a bunch of VEBers. Even in the absence of baseball, I’d be down for a meet-up, considering everyone here seems pretty amicable

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I remember reading about that...

It’s hard to remember with all the happiness, PE nonsense, and drinking that went on in that run…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Naturally.

I was elated(that we won) and infuriated (that I wasn’t able to rush Busch Stadium, like events that transpired circa 2006)

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I was just happy I was able to watch the clinch this time.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I was a freshman

At St. Louis University in 2006. Ergo, I don’t remember much of that night, other than pandemonium downtown.

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I was at a Flogging Molly show cause friends had already bought tickets

and I wasn’t going to make them go with each other when I was the only common friend. Let’s just say I made up for it this time.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Good man.

And good friend.

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I live my life trying to bank positive karma...

figure whatever comes later on if you have good karma you’ll be ok.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Respectable.

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah living in the City is the best way to do it...

it costs more, but you are around young ladies willing to make poor life decisions if that’s your speed.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha

That’s why when i have free time, i head down to my friend’s place near lincoln park. My lord, the amount of beautiful women in this city (comparatively to a much smaller city)

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah...

I tend to hang around Lakeview… namely cause that’s where I live and Sheffield’s is like 3 blocks from my place. But yeah the foxes run free around these parts.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Favorite bar in that area?

Just curious, b/c I am overwhelmed by the choices my friends take into consideration before i blindly follow them wherever they chose (since I normally have no idea where I’m going in those parts)

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Sheffield's is awesome if you like beer.

they constantly rotate their taps. It’s rated high in best beer bars in the country. If you are looking for a cheap drunk Trinity is good. I think they have 3 buck Guinness and Jameson every nite. Or at least they have whenever I’m in there. Burwood Tap is a good dive type bar. It’s like drinking in someones’ basement. Lots of goofy shit on the walls. The last 2 are south of Diversey. Sheff’s is a Sheffield and School.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Appreciate it.

Sounds like i need to head to Trinity. Black and Tans have been my obsession lately, and shows no signs of habituation.

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

The downstairs pisser smells like deep fried hell

just so you know.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

But for 3 dollar Guiness I can make sacrifices.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Precisely

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

After a pre-game+ 3$ guiness, I’ll deal

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Pregame?

Still in school?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha

Kind of. Pregame means a few beers before we call a cab at 11. I’m a grad student at NU.

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah grad student...

I hazily remember those days. What kind of program are you in?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Neurobiology.

Save the insults, though, I’m a nerd and proud

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm a civil engineer...

I’m sincerely interested in roads and road accessories… it’s amazing I’m not surrounded in a mountain of females.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm at a loss.

that is incredibly sexy.

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

If only more ladies thought that...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to rec this one

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 6:32 AM EST up reply actions  

What program

did you complete?

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

MSCE at Illinois

Specialized in pavements namely asphalt…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

very cool

My dad completed his civil engineering degree from Rolla (university of missour-rolla) then wen into commercial real setae. which i have been told isn’t uncommon for engineers, since the degree itself is a statement of one’s work ethic

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

There's that.

And my thought has always been that an engineering degree is really a degree in problem solving. You have to work so many different problems that you learn tons of ways to attack stuff and think analytically that you should be ok in most things you do. I just liked roads and decided to stick with that. Namely cause someone was dumb enough to give me a job out of college.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Sadly, I have to depart. GF is back from work. It’s been fun getting to chat. If a Chicago VEB get together happens in the near future, be sure to let me know, yeah?

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll send up the Bat signal on VEB...

namely cause I’m not sober enough to remember to write down other ways to tell you about such things.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha

Understood, I’ll keep an eye out.

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Definitely worth it.

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

SBN

tried to change schflafly to scholarly every time. Curses

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

is that what you're calling them these days?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

What can I say,

they’re pretty sweet.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 28, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Clever!

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Jan 28, 2012 12:46 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

cuter than a baby's bottom too

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

There it is.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 28, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

The last time i really participated in late night

there was widespread argument on who was hotter….giada or nigella

who you got?

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

Curvy, curvy Nigella

Also- accentlicious

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 28, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

DISAGREE

but i can dig

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Part of this seems appropriate here.

Also, Food Network Awards 2007.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 28, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't like it!

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't find it

But I swear there’s a picture of her and Pujols at that awards show where her dress appears to be defying gravity.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 28, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

that was a line btw

may have came of wrong way there

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Giada is a bobblehead.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Jan 28, 2012 12:27 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

BILF

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I think she has extra teeth, too.

Great boobs, though.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Jan 28, 2012 12:32 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Can I get a link to some pictures?

I’m like a child who wandered into the middle of a conversation with no frame of reference.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Giada de Laurentiis
Nigella Lawson

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 28, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm in the Giada camp.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

wooohoooo

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

giada

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

picture was far bigger than i expected

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

yay!

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that is even better in letter box mode btw

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

what's that

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

HEY and O!!!!

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

She's got a lot of Natalie Portman in her.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

She ate Natalie Portman??

Wow, then I think I have to vote for Nigella…

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 28, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I think several people would pay to watch that...

I’m assuming this thread and I will be gone tomorrow for thiscomment.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

yowza

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 28, 2012 4:20 AM EST up reply actions  

where?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Just Google "Giada."

I’m on my phone.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Jan 28, 2012 12:35 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

danke

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I swear either she or her producers have a cleavage quota

Every single episode!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

You've documented this I assume.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 28, 2012 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

counts towels on floor

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Not really documented

But pretty much every time I have seen her show there is noticeable cleavage.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I yelled at my friend who watches the food network

for not telling me such foxes were running free over there.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

by the way

how’s baby spants doing?

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

She's well, thanks.

7 months old already.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Jan 28, 2012 12:31 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Seriously?

I think this is a sign I spent way too much time away from here except for the series. Hope all continues to go well.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I’m rarely here myself.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Jan 28, 2012 12:33 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

You have a child...

it’s to be expected. In fact if you were on here a lot I’d be a bit concerned.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

wow

baby volsncards5 is borderline toddler….14 months in 3 days….he still has no teeth, and he refuses to walk unless tricked into it

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Tiny has her two center lower teeth coming in together.

Lots of bumps and sharp spots in the back, too.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Jan 28, 2012 12:36 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

wow

i feel like my son may be developing slowly…and then he points out animals and numbers when they are called out

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Mine has almost no hair.

Every kid is different.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Jan 28, 2012 12:39 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Half of this was done while sober

half while drunk….

can you guess the difference

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

nope

TLR is gone, long live the king

by sportsman on Jan 28, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

no way you read it all

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

also

i don’t think i’ve ever replied to one of your comments

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Someone lost their VEB card...

I’ll be here all week.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

wat

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

It's there if you do the math...

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

too drunk

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

1st reply to a comment...

1st time losing v card… v card on veb = veb card… QED
I never said it was sound math.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

quid pro quo

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

oh my

that was so below my head, i didnt have a chance

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I know I've been gone for awhile, but I'd like to think I'm fairly well known

for always having my head in the gutter. Either I’m slipping or I need to spend more time in the winter on here…

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

no, once explained, it made sense

i just wasn’t at that level to begin with………at all

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Apparently I get way too much credit here.

I’d like to say that’s a good thing, but pretty sure it’s not.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Since I've been gone for awhile...

Has anyone renamed Albertofstan? Or is it like Prussia and just got absorbed by a new land?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

I think it's more like it split up

Into the Stan Republic and Pujolakia.
The Astral States are starting to be annexed into the Stan Republic though. Apparently the Island of Oswalta is in the referendum process as we speak.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 28, 2012 8:46 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

when did SB nation stop giving UID's

i feel like i may have been on the cusp

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:13 AM EST reply actions  

they don't have the male version out yet

cusp or no cusp

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

That is so rec'd

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

heh

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

PAGING RIVERRAT

Remind us, O bitter enlightened one…

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 28, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

weei is reporting from the sox that they will not

Get into a bidding war for oswalt or jackson, but save the money for midseason deals. While that still leaves texas and houston as possibilities, that has to be a good sign.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 28, 2012 12:14 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Under the new CBA teams have extra incentive to get under the luxury tax

It is a tiered system. The longer you are above the luxury tax the more it costs you. It will reset though if you make it under the luxury tax for ever one year though.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jan 28, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Is Jeff Kent still available?

I mean, he’s still better than Schumaker right?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 28, 2012 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

Richard Hidalgo, anyone?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 28, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

BEN ZOBRIST WAS TRADED SO THEY COULD KEEP ADAM EVERETT

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 28, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Keith Ginter?

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 28, 2012 4:21 AM EST up reply actions  

not as a 5th outfielder

what you drinking?

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

so, rams fans

who you want in the draft?

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 12:56 AM EST reply actions  

DITKA!!!!!

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Matt Kalil makes

a ton of sense for the rams.

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 28, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Good night VEB

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 1:01 AM EST reply actions  

Goodnight

Sweet prince

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

ECHO

Echo…..Echo….Echo

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:08 AM EST reply actions  

I think we're holding down the fort...

I’ve still got beer to drink so I’ll be here for awhile. Hopefully it’ll pick back up around 0130 or so.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

10-4

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:13 AM EST reply actions  

reply fail

Al: You know what they call a butterfly without wings Dan?
Dan: ...What, Al?
Al: A Butter-walk!
Dan:..........

by liars&thieves on Jan 28, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

need towel

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/mlb/348421/baseball-headlines?r=1

@GordonEdes
Gordon Edes
Oswalt headed ro the Cardinals, source says.

He’s an espn boston guy… why is no one else reporting it

by Wombat x on Jan 28, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Because they are too busy using spell check?

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

i saw that

but apparently he has….unless updates are false

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

So Mo's plan is to get the band back together? I'm confused.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

b/c his source is time-traveling juan encarnacion,

Who won’t successfully convince oswalt until tomorrow at 11am.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 28, 2012 1:46 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

yea, it seems edes is the only one who is reporting

cautiously optimistic

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

on espnboston.com he has this article up from 11:46 so that would be like 10 mins before that tweet

http://espn.go.com/boston/mlb/story/_/id/7512382/source-roy-oswalt-leads-list-boston-red-sox-exploring-options

Free agent pitcher Roy Oswalt will not be choosing a new team Friday night, a major league source said, even as reports surfaced that the lifelong National Leaguer is leaning toward signing with the St. Louis Cardinals.

haha alrighty then. hopefully he got the info that he signe just after posting this

by Wombat x on Jan 28, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

This make many peoples hoppy

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 28, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Let's assume Roy Oswalt signs for $5M

That’s a 2 WAR upgrade for that amount, which is fantastic

Even if we trade Westbrook and include, say, $4 of the ~$8.5 he’s owed, we get a 2 WAR upgrade for $9M, which is right at about market value

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 28, 2012 1:35 AM EST reply actions  

His ZiPS projection, btw
Player            T     Age      ERA     W    L    G   GS     IP     H   ER   HR   BB    K  ERA+
Roy Oswalt        R      34     3.68    10    7   25   25   154.0  150   63   14   39  114   108

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 28, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Cut off =(

But 114 Ks and a 108 ERA+

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 28, 2012 1:37 AM EST up reply actions  

it shows up on my browser

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by VolsnCards5 on Jan 28, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he meant that it cut off after the ERA+

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 28, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah I had it on narrow

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 28, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Or not...

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 28, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

It's not quite a 2 WAR upgrade

1.5 WAR about. Still relaly great.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 28, 2012 4:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

at our spot on the win curve, and with average-ish players in every spot, it’s really hard to add more than very marginal upgrades without spending a lot. 1.5 WAR for <$10m is pretty good.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 6:10 AM EST up reply actions  

HFS

OSWALT

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jan 28, 2012 1:39 AM EST reply actions  

it hasn't happened yet has it?

don’t be premature, clank.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 28, 2012 1:51 AM EST up reply actions  

He would be huge in Japan.

Or the US. Whichever.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 28, 2012 1:43 AM EST up reply actions  

If so I'd really like to see a pitch f/x.

"…this crowd is on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner." - Mike Shannon
May every curveball life throws at you be a hanger. \mm/

by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

To borrow from up thread

sign Ben Harden, and Rich Sheets(heh,heh, Rich Sheets)

flayed ones stealth mode

"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."

by mob16151 on Jan 28, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I still think Harden makes a lot of sense for $3m or whatever.

Probably as good out of the pen as guys like Madson.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 6:11 AM EST up reply actions  

SIGN JOHN SMOLTZ

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 28, 2012 4:23 AM EST up reply actions  

SCREW BRAD PENNY !!

how many times did you see penny supporting his team after he disappeared down the tunnel?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 6:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Well Komatsu's probably gone

And we’re likely getting rid of one of the pitchers

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by mysterui on Jan 28, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

one of which pitchers?

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 28, 2012 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

nvm.

was reading your post as “the pitchers” as in Lohse or Westbrook, and i was wondering if you knew something i didn’t. but on further thought, I’m pretty sure that wasn’t what you were saying

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 28, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Ottavino is 26

If it hasn’t happened for him by now, it’s unlikely to ever happen.

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 28, 2012 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Could convert him to relief and see how he does out of the pen.

Of course, there’s not much room in the pen either.

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by Cardinals645 on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Well McClellan and Schumaker have merged using the powers of darkness

into some sort of unholy abomination known as Skippy McClellan, so that frees up 1 spot as well. lol

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by mob16151 on Jan 28, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions  

This link, if accurate

shows only 39 on the 40-man, not 40.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 28, 2012 2:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Roy Oswalt

I so vividly remember 2005 NLCS. Cards won Game 5 on a dramatic 3 run homer by an unnamed player to return the series to old Busch. Game 2 had featured Oswalt beating the Cards giving up 1 run in 7 innings. I just knew that having broken through against Lidge in Game 5 the Cards would break through in game 6 against Oswalt. Damned if he didn’t go seven innings again giving up only 1 run again. Last game at old Busch. Had to tip your hat to him. Some kind of reverse schaudenfreude if we get him and he wins a big game in 2012 postseaon. The stuff that January dreams are made of.

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 28, 2012 1:57 AM EST reply actions  

Are the cards done with moves now?

What youngster gets shipped back to aaa?

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Jan 28, 2012 2:01 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

This Oswalt stuff

reminds me of when the cards were rumored to be going after A.J. Burnett and I was super excited cause my last name is Burnett so I thought it would be cool to have a Burnett cards’ jersey. I was up late one night and one guy reported that the cards signed him… then I woke up the next morning and he was a Blue Jay. Turned out it was great we didn’t sign him tho.

by cardsfan_1986 on Jan 28, 2012 2:08 AM EST reply actions  

So you changed your last name to Oswalt?

I’m confused.

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by ducttape16 on Jan 28, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

No I just really want to have Oswalt on the team

There haven’t been that many exciting free agents that the cards have really gone after in my memory so this reminded me of the Burnett situation

by cardsfan_1986 on Jan 28, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

no we've signed Oswalt.

RB hasn’t churned out a 2500 word prospect primer yet.

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by BVHeck on Jan 28, 2012 2:27 AM EST reply actions  

*no way

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by BVHeck on Jan 28, 2012 2:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Santa brought a late present.

Guess we could also wish for another, that Boston now signs EJax so we can get that last Top 100 draft pick….just sayin’

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 28, 2012 2:38 AM EST reply actions  

free

to any home

flayed ones stealth mode

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by mob16151 on Jan 28, 2012 7:23 AM EST up reply actions  

no warranty

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by BVHeck on Jan 28, 2012 3:20 AM EST up reply actions  

This Oswalt stuff bore me . . .

I’m really holding out hope that we persuade ex-Astro, Brad Ausmus to come out of retirement to platoon with Yadi. If that happens . . . Championship!

Who's faster home to first? Yadi or Torty?

by huja on Jan 28, 2012 4:32 AM EST reply actions  

Just got back from a super long hiatus for this news!

I guess this can’t be bad news as long as we didn’t overpay. I just can’t believe the amount of old stros’ on our team! Where in the rotation does he fit? 3rd? 4th?

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by letsgostlcardinals on Jan 28, 2012 4:34 AM EST reply actions  

4th I think

He’s probably as good as Garcia but Jaime still has some upside (perhaps) and is more likely to pitch a full season without injury.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2012 6:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Matt is on board

on facebook

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 7:09 AM EST reply actions  

they're getting ready to show a sneak peak of Miami's stadium on MLB

does it have a name yet?

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 8:54 AM EST reply actions  

well that sucked ass

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 28, 2012 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

new post

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