Prince Fielder, Jeff Francis, and January's transactions

I don't think anything can express how weird Prince Fielder's free agency experience was quite as well as the company he kept in free agency—the last few days have seen Fielder's nine-year, $214 million deal, which was not a great idea; Francisco Cordero's one-year, $4.5 million deal with the Blue Jays, which, okay, I guess; and Jeff Francis's minor-league deal with the Cincinnati Reds, which, sure.

For my own sake as much as yours and Prince Fielder's (I'm sure it will make a nice keepsake), here's some of what you've missed if your 2012 baseball senses haven't quite kicked in.

January 1: The Toronto Blue Jays trade Daniel Webb and Myles Jaye to the Chicago White Sox for Jason Frasor.

The Blue Jays grabbed ex-shortstop Sergio Santos in December, got Cordero a few days ago, and completed their all-name-brand bullpen by reacquiring Jason Frasor, who'd been floating around near the top of their bullpen since 2004, who was ballast in one of the interlocking Edwin Jackson trades.

Final deal for the Blue Jays: Zach Stewart, Octavio Dotel, Marc Rzepczynski, Daniel Webb, Myles Jaye [which can't possibly be spelled right, can it?] and Jason Frasor for Colby Rasmus, Mark Teahen, Trever Miller, Brian Tallet, P.J. Walters, and Jason Frasor.

January 3: The Baltimore Orioles purchase Jai Miller from the Oakland Athletics.

How poor could the A's possibly be, that they're pawning minor league outfielders off on the Orioles? You don't see a lot of players bought and sold anymore, so I'm going to assume the A's simply put Jai Miller in a prepaid Cash 4 Outfielders envelope, dropped him in the mailbox, and hoped for the best.

Miller is a fifth outfielder who might really be a fourth outfielder, but he's at least a fun one—last year, at 26, he hit .276/.368/.588 in the PCL while stealing 16 bases in 16 attempts and striking out 179 times in 410 at-bats. That's far and away the best season of his career, and entirely unfathomable in the major leagues, but the Athletics have already traded away all the veterans—now they're selling the minor league veterans?

January 3-4: The Texas Rangers sign Brad Nelson and Brandon Snyder; the Los Angeles Dodgers sign Josh Fields; the Arizona Diamondbacks sign Mike Jacobs.

In case you were wondering where all the highly touted slugging prospects of 2004 were.

January 4: The Chicago Cubs sign Joe Mather.

Single tear.

The Florida Marlins sign Chad Gaudin.

Double tear.

January 5: The Chicago Cubs trade Carlos Zambrano to the Florida Marlins for Carlos Zambrano.

I've been getting a little antsy about baseball season lately, and I think part of that might be because the other NL Central teams have been relatively active—the Cardinals, by comparison, have seemed done for a while. The Zambrano trade makes perfect sense for the Cubs, though it's terrible that things got so bad that it does—Zambrano only makes sense for a team without a lot of money and resources that wants to compete, and that's not the Cubs.

January 6: The Chicago Cubs trade Andrew Cashner and Kyung-Min Na for Zach Cates and Anthony Rizzo.

This just made me antsy because, so far as I can tell, the Cubs stole a great first baseman for a pitching prospect with shoulder problems.

January 9: The St. Louis Cardinals sign Koyie Hill.

Of course the Cardinals weren't done after all.

The New York Mets sign Sean Kazmar.

They proceeded to trade him straight-up for Schmictor Schmambrano.

January 10: The Chicago Cubs sign Paul Maholm for one year, $4.75 million with a team option.

Last year I was somehow convinced that Jake Westbrook at two years with a team option was kind of a bargain.

January 16: The Oakland Athletics trade Guillermo Moscoso and Josh Outman to the Colorado Rockies for Seth Smith.

This is the team that got Daric Barton, Dan Haren, and Kiko Calero for two years of Mark Mulder.

January 20: The Baltimore Orioles sign Dennys Reyes.

Reyes, in addition to being a former Cardinal, is one of the last active pitchers to have given up one of Mark McGwire's 70 home runs in 1998—on a quick scan of the list, all I see are Reyes (60), Kevin Millwood (15), Livan Hernandez (16, 56), and Carl Pavano (70.)

January 21: The Cleveland Indians sign Julio Lugo.

The Boston Red Sox trade Marco Scutaro for Clayton Mortensen.

Last year Mortensen had a 9.42 ERA in 15 PCL starts. (Shane Peterson had a nice little year, though!)

January 23: The Oakland Athletics sign Bartolo Colon.

I know the Cardinals must like Kyle McClellan, and I can understand wanting him back on the team, but last year Colon struck out 7.4 batters per nine innings and qualified for the ERA title with an ERA+ of 111. He was a genuine free agent and he cost the Athletics $2 million.

The Toronto Blue Jays sign Omar Vizquel.

Omar Vizquel will be 45 next year. He was signed out of Venezuela the same year Michael Jordan was drafted; if Ozzie Smith had stuck around as long as Vizquel has, he probably would have gone to Spring Training with Albert Pujols.

January 18: The Colorado Rockies sign Jamie Moyer.

Okay, okay. Jamie Moyer is just a year older than Michael Jordan. He was the ninth-oldest player in the American League in 2001.

Should Moyer make a Major League appearance in 2012, we'll remain seven Oldest Players removed from the beginning of time. When he was a rookie in 1986, the oldest player in baseball was Phil Niekro. When Niekro was a rookie in 1964, it was Warren Spahn. Spahn, in 1942, causes a setback in Joe Heving, who got a late start and only goes back to 1930, but it's okay because Heving gets us Jack Quinn, who was a rookie in 1909; Quinn begets Arlie Latham, the Freshest Man on Earth, who takes us back to 1880; Latham brings us to Joe Start, who was 33 when the National League was founded, and that's all the baseball there is.

January: The Cincinnati Reds sign Andrew Brackman, Ryan Madson, Ron Mahay, Dioner Navarro, Joel Guzman, Willie Harris, and Jeff Francis.

I had to check, after I put this list together, to make sure I wasn't sleep-general-managing for the Reds, which is not to say that all of these are good decisions—it's just that all of these are the kind of decisions I would make if I were a GM based simply on remembering that I liked a player once, or thinking, "Man, haven't thought about Joel Guzman in a while." This might offer some insight into Walt Jocketty's style.

Quickly: Brackman is the equivalent of the Cardinals' Shooter Hunt acquisition; Madson was a fine job of taking advantage of an evaporating market, although I'd rather have Roy Oswalt; Mahay is cool because it means someone will still show up in this year's video game as Roster Pitcher 99; Navarro is not as obviously superior to Koyie Hill as I thought; Guzman once slugged .522 as a 19-year-old shortstop in AA and was, last year, a 27-year-old first baseman in AA; Harris is the ultimate Walt Jocketty signing; and Francis would have made a nice Bryan Augenstein-style pickup if it really only took a minor league deal.

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