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"10 (Tie). David Freese and Jose Oquendo

Freese's incredible BABIP streak continues, as he lucked out when that horrible TV show about two men dressing like women that he had filmed a cameo on was canceled after two episodes. Let us all pray his scenes will never be released online.

Actually, let's pray for the opposite of that."

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The fact that this show got canceled so quickly

gives me hope for the future, mitigated almost completely (but not entirely) by the fact it was ever made in the first place.

my favorite words are goodbye and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jan 24, 2012 8:01 AM EST reply actions  

First thought

all of Fritz’s top four are mustachioed. This reveals something, but I’m unsure what

Second thought: Maybe it’s just a bad photo, but Stan Kroenke is giving Derek Holland a run for his money in the “my facial hair is legally recognized as a guilty plea to charges of child molestation” competition.

by Robth on Jan 24, 2012 8:07 AM EST reply actions  

I really wanna see that scene

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 24, 2012 8:22 AM EST reply actions  

#1 is flat out fantastic.

Now whenever I see/hear/read-something-from Tony Softli, it will always coming from the Mr. Johnson muppet.

Well done, Mr. Fritz.

by avs18fan on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 AM EST reply actions  

...

0_o

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 24, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

...

(づ◕‿◕。)づ

by hr on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

And rec'd here

because you can’t rec there.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM EST reply actions  

How?

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 24, 2012 12:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No I mean how did they get him in an angels uniform like this

Did he pose? Or is this a photoshop job

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Photoshop, I'm guessing

Otherwise, they paid respected him.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

'shop

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No

I got it…

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 24, 2012 1:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Photoshop

If this is real, it’s much better than the pre-2011 Berkman photoshopped baseball cards.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 24, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

you got any linkage?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 24, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

What I don't get is why his foot isn't on the base...

and why is there a blurry image of a player behind him? Who is that player behind first base and where is he running to?

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 24, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the Royals.

He might be going to the dugout to check which way to run around the bases.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a pickoff throw to first base

The guy behind him is the runner, getting back to first easily. Albert is receiving the throw like that because he knows he has no chance of tagging the runner.

by mojowo11 on Jan 24, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that's so wrong

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 24, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

ew.

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 24, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I see they Atleast took enough time to shop a photo of him in Kaufman

So he’s in an AL park

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 24, 2012 3:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

flagged

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 24, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

How many players did the Cards call up in September?

Chambers, Greene, an extra catcher…?

I found this quote from Melvin interesting and doesn’t really jibe with my recollection:

“I believe the Cardinals won the World Series because of the expanded rosters in September,” Brewers GM Doug Melvin said. “Tony La Russa is the best in the game at using his roster, especially with an expanded roster in September. In September, they had a ton of players that he could use.”

by OCCardsFan on Jan 24, 2012 1:58 PM EST reply actions  

Selig strikes again!

wait, what?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Also I guess I should point out that I took the quote from an article on ESPN.com

Suggesting changes to the game including stopping the use of expanded rosters or limiting the roster to 25 players for any given game.

by OCCardsFan on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Melvin is just wrong...

The Cardinals used 18 position players in September and players 14-18 totaled 33 plate appearances (CoPa 12, Sugarshane 8, Adron 8, Cruz 3, Greene 2). They went 6 for 33.

They used 15 pitchers. Pitcher #15 and #14 appeared in one game each and pitched one inning each(Sanchez and Cleto). Pitcher #13 appeared in two games and pitched 4.1 innings (Dickson).

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 24, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Dusty Baker also testifies to La Russa's uncanny ability to predict the weather.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 24, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly

I honestly don’t even understand what his point is, and I’ve heard it a half-dozen times.

by Cheeseandcorn on Jan 24, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

not the Brewers.

I think they traded away all of their minor leaguers.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 24, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

All except the cool names

All we have left are Zelous Wheeler, Stosh Wawrzasek, Maverick Lasker, and Scooter Gennett. Hoping to trade for Stolmy Pimentel.

by Cheeseandcorn on Jan 24, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

those are real names that actually exist?

zelous wheeler is the best thing ever.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i love when names are adjective combos

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 24, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

The Cards did pick up

Shooter Hunt in the rule 5 draft.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Not only does he exist

But he’s also an awesomely rotund utility infielder.

by Cheeseandcorn on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Also- Kind of looks like a manatee.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

This is my new favorite player in the Brewers system

Also as noted above he does look like a manatee, the clever charicature makes it even more amusing/awesome

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 24, 2012 3:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I believe the cardinals won the world series because

They scored more runs than the rangers in four separate games.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 24, 2012 3:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

hah, that's what you think spreadsheet boy

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 24, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Now why you gotta say bad things about Chippah?

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 24, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that either of these things are really likely.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 24, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure that's what tackle box was suggesting.

by clever inversion of perceived probability, his comment becomes amusing and humorous.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Ding-dang-ole-broken-sarcasm-detector

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 24, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i was being hilariously academic in my analysis.

i have no clue what he really meant.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you might have been fairly accurate with your analysis

even though, I don’t know what half the words all put together like that actually mean.

This life's hard, man, but it's harder if you're stupid.

- Jackie Brown

by Tackle Box on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

We used to have two baseball teams, so technically yes

But realistically on a financial level . . .

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Every once in awhile I hear the

“New York should get a third baseball team” argument. Would enough Yankees and Mets fans jump ship to make that plausible? I doubt it. The same goes with the “Chicago could support a second NFL team” theory.

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 24, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the whole 2nd NFL team in Chicago

was all the creation of ex-Mayor Richard Daley who was lobbying hard to land the Summer Olympics for Chicago. He had to have a good reason to build another big ass stadium downtown and I believe the only logical explanation he could come up with was that Chicago should (and could totally support) another NFL franchise to fill this new proposed stadium.

it was a dumb idea.

This city is entrenched in the Bears. And those that aren’t are in it for the Packers.

There’s no way in hell any fan was ever going to migrate from either of those teams to some new team just because. Way too much history.

This life's hard, man, but it's harder if you're stupid.

- Jackie Brown

by Tackle Box on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

that was what I always thought about that idea too

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 26, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

damn, with all this effusive praise,

i really wish i had been following mike fast’s work earlier.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

30 Rock is getting essentially the same ratings in the 7:00 time slot.

NBC really screwed this up. They should have been giving us Community, Parks & Rec, The Office, and 30 Rock—in that order—since the fall.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 24, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I like all those shows except 30 Rock.

It has its moments, but it’s just not as good as Parks, The Office, and Community.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it goes

Parks and Rec=Community>30 Rock>The Office>Tebow

Both 30 Rock and The Office have fallen far from where they once stood, as in their prime they were equal to the level which Community and Parks and Rec currently inhabit.

by cardinalswsbound on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

San Francisco Chronic

le reports that Timmy Lincecum gets $18 in 2012 and $22 in 2013, plus $500K signing bonus.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

"San Francisco Chronic" sounds contagious

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 24, 2012 3:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

getchu summa dat kronic, brah

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

nice

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Tim Brown is tweeting that the Tigers are near a 9 year deal with Fielder
Source: Prince is very close to a nine-year contract with the Detroit Tigers, according to sources.

https://twitter.com/#!/TBrownYahoo/status/161899325453119488

what

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 24, 2012 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

holy what

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

ummmmmmm

Miggy to 3rd? Fielder DH?

I feel like this is not going to happen. It just makes no sense.

by Wombat x on Jan 24, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

and what about VMart next year?

He can’t catch, and even there they have Avila, who can rake

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

this is nonsensical

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

And yet it's real.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Cabrera and VMart are both signed through 2014.

WTF?

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

but where does he play?

WHO CARES DO IT ANYWAY

/tigerslogic

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

he's probably never heard of second designated hitter.

/hobbit logic

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

Which is positioned right before second starter in the 8 hole...

/tlrhobbitlogic

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

VMart is out for the year with a knee injury.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 24, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

if he misses the entire season

his rehab team sucks

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

wowwowow

JonHeymanCBS Jon Heyman
fielder gets 9 yrs, $200_plus mil. @TBrownYahoo said close

by Wombat x on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

9/214

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

boras you are a god.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, in this whole shenanigans,

i discovered jon heyman is blocking me. guess i was antagonistic too many times.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

he said he found colbert "stupid" or something a couple weeks back,

so i retweeted it and added “blocked and reported for spam”, jokingly. i guess he took me seriously and did the same to me.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

He is

I don’t even know

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 24, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

i kept saying earlier prince is going to get an absurd contract

but yeah after the last month i didn’t think it would be this big… wow

by Wombat x on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

my reaction.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Cabrera to the OF?
Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS
prince will be the first baseman, for anyone asking. cabrera will have to change role. #tigers

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

DH this year, OF next? 3B?

They tried him at 3B. He’s awful and fat. What are they going to do?

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

DH this year, no?

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean he used to play 3B

But that was 30 pounds ago

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I recall that he wasn't very good at it.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

remember when Miggy started the all star game at 3B

and Rolen sat the bench, and Miggy was really bad in the field…yeah. And that was what 6 years ago?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 24, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

my god.

next year, you have VMart-Prince-Cabrera in some order.
that’s gross.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 24, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

PITCHING WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

well, they have the best pitcher in the game

two decent arms in Scherzer and Porcello, and, well, Doug Fister.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 24, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

detroit pitching coach: "now, we have prince fielder

At first, and miguel cabrera at third. What I need you to do is bump up your strikeouts to . . . Maybe 20 per game. Think you can do that?"

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 24, 2012 3:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Um....

“Skip, we’re playing Detroit tonight. What’s the game plan?”
“Bunting. Lots of bunting.”

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

alex avila is tasked with covering both lines all

The way up to the infield dirt on bunts.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 24, 2012 3:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Justin Verlander says

No problem

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

so they have vmart, fielder, and cabrera.

i don’t see how they play all three of them at once. put vmart at catcher full time? move cabrera back to third?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd say no way he plays catcher at all.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean, yeah, i know.

so how do you get all three of these guys on the field at once?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

so they put him back at third, i guess.

have vmart and prince alternate at dh and first?
i guess it’s a nice problem to have.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I think VMart will miss most or all of 2012

due to a torn ACL

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 24, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm talking 2013.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

In order to be a useful player...

Martinez can’t lose much or any of his bat. As a 34 year old coming off major knee surgery they probably figured this was a non-problem because Martinez is not likely to ever give them much value anyway.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

OK

The Tigers do have plenty of time to figure it out though.

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 24, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone can play corner outfield.

(We love you, Lance)

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The real issue is Alex Avila

Putting V-Mart back at catcher would be fine except that they have one of the best young catchers in baseball, if not the best.

by mojowo11 on Jan 24, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

His value will be awful coming off missing an entire year

And trading Avila seems stupid. What are the Tigers doing? This is crazypants.

by mojowo11 on Jan 24, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a crazy contract...

but not because of Martinez. Once he blew his knee, he essentially stopped having any value at all. He was a 3 win DH last year. In 2013 there’s probably a 1/3 chance he will be replacement level or won’t be a baseball player, 1/3 chance he’ll be something like a league average hitter or below average, and 1/3 he’ll get back to a 120 OPS+ which is about a 2 win DH. They probably proceeded as if Victor Martinez did not exist.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

This is actually a good idea

it will virtually be impossible to hit it through the right side of the infield with Cabrera and Fielder blocking it.

by Hardcore Legend on Jan 24, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

bloopers to short right field

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 24, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Tigers Stadium LF > MMP LF

Plus, Delmon Young is under contract for 2012.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Twas joke.

In any event, I don’t see much of a problem for Det. Prince and Miggy play 1B and DH this year while VMart is out. Delmon or whoever can play LF. ( So there’s no problem for 2012)

That leaves VMart with a 2yr/25MM contract for 2013-14 (or something like that). He can play some C/DH/1B and maybe LF or Miggy could play LF in 2013 or maybe even some 3B (probably LF though). They’ve got over a year to figure it out and they can always trade VMart too. Is it ideal? Not really, but hardly crippling for a team with money.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 24, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not a wizard at reading defensive stats

But Delmon has a negative UZR every year since 2006. Might be scenarios where Miggy in LF and Delmon DH make sense?

Teach Me How To Torty

by HollidaysofThunder on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Never believe anything ever.

Jayson Stark @jaysonst

A quote from Dave Dombrowski on Prince just 5 days ago: “He doesn’t fit for us. He’s looking for a long-term deal & that just doesn’t fit.”

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

Would Boras have gotten Pujols

One. Billion. Dollars?

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

Nope.

Just more respect.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

Boras would absolutely be my agent, I don’t know how you go with anyone else.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know how you go with anyone else.

maybe if you care about things other than money, like respect?

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

respect is overrated.

give me the green stuff.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Respect and commitment are paid this way.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

personally

i am rather indifferent between 214 million dollars over 9 years and, like, 100 million dollars over 9 years. i know that’s just me, but i’m just pointing out a reason one might go with someone other than Scott Boras.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 24, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Well technically

It’s more like 9 years and 50M vs. 9 years 107M once you take into account taxes, agent fees, financial advisor people and whatnot.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Prince Fielder will make $65144.60/day for the next 9 years.

Prince Fielder will make $65144.60/day for the next 9 years.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

heh.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

not to mention that by 2020 fielder will be large enough

to actually create significant relativistic time distortions in his immediate neighborhood

by Robth on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

that's 23.7/year vs 12.2/year.

i’d like the extra 13 million. i don’t know what i’d do with it but at that point i’d probably just be writing pretty big checks to the bill & melinda gates foundation.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Agents handle a lot of stuff beyond contract negotiations...

if you were an athlete you’d have to sit down with the various firms that wanted to represent you and look at their track record of managing their client’s image, getting sponsorships, and all the other stuff they do.

There’s no question Boras is the best at negotiating these contracts.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't buy this at all, not even a little
i am rather indifferent between 214 million dollars over 9 years and, like, 100 million dollars over 9 years

RIGHT NOW you don’t see a difference between those numbers, because both would lead to essentially the same type and scope of radical departure from your current lifestyle. And I get that — from where I’m sitting, those numbers both seem just equally ridiculous and absurd as well. But I seriously, seriously doubt that when you’re actually a baseball player faced with the choice between the two that you would feel “rather indifferent.”

by mojowo11 on Jan 24, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

right...

and these guys are immersed in a community of people who very much see the difference between 10M, 50M and 200M.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 24, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't get why so many people fail to see this

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 24, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

well i definitely wouldn't care about an extra 10 million a year

I would just choose to go to my favorite team, even for a huge discount.

This is also operating in the same universe where I am not a baseball player. If I were a mega-talented player, I would likely have a different set of values.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 24, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That's my whole point, though

It’s not that hard to make the logical leap from what “I a normal person” would do to what a star athlete is already a multi-millionaire would be thinking. Or at least that is how it seems to me.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 24, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

What I'm saying

is that its likely those who are star athletes have a different set of values – those values coming before the stardom – than I do. Also, probably a lot of it is conditioning. So we agree.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 24, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You can like it

but you have to act like you don’t see it.

This life's hard, man, but it's harder if you're stupid.

- Jackie Brown

by Tackle Box on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just one year...

of Cabrera, VMart, and Fielder. Martinez can be traded or one of VMart/Cabrera can play the OF.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i BELIEVE VMart has a no-trade

but don’t quote me on that, trying to figure it out now

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

even if he does he can still be moved...

or Cabrera can play a corner OF spot.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

cots is down, poop

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's on BPro now

They don’t list a NTC for VMart. But then, they didn’t list one for Westbrook either.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Now for something completely different:
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal
Cool news: La Russa to manage National League All-Stars, according to #MLB.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 3:21 PM EST reply actions  

fucking awesome

i hope he does ridiculous shit, like putting a pitcher in the outfield for a batter and then putting him back in.

mumble mumble Peter Bourjos mumble mumble

by tehzachatak on Jan 24, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But, but

this time it counts!

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Having his bat checked for corking.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

demand to see his birth certificate

This life's hard, man, but it's harder if you're stupid.

- Jackie Brown

by Tackle Box on Jan 24, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

check the amount of pine tar on his bat

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 24, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

one last double switch.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

to rule them all...

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 24, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope TLR really out TLR's himself

Make the entire thing really ridiculous

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 24, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That is absolutely fantastic

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 24, 2012 3:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I think this is great

Matheny avoids a major distraction in his first year of managing and TLR gets back in the spotlight for a well-deserved curtain call.

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 24, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

so what's the mystery team, now? 4/4?

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

speaking of mystery team

pujols mystery team must have been the tigers if there was one.

by Wombat x on Jan 24, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably not

VMart hadn’t torn his ACL yet

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 24, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

the angels were the mystery team.

their involvement was unknown until the night before pujols signed the deal.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

and for that matter

Mo made it seem like he didn’t even think they were negotiating until he got a call that morning saying a deal had been reached.

by Hardcore Legend on Jan 24, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap! Didn't see that coming

I would have figured Detroit would have been low on his list just because now he’s probably going to have to deal with more crap about and comparisons to his dad. But maybe that won’t really be a big deal (or maybe $214 million is enough to make him not mind).

by BTown Birds fan on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

Fielder doesn't even speak to his father

and I don’t blame him. I wouldn’t.

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 24, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree. I will probably never speak to cecil fielder.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No, but I think he still occasionally gets comments/questions about him,

which he really doesn’t like, unless he’s somehow managed to put a stop to that. I’d imagine it will be a more frequent topic with him playing for the team where his dad spent the majority of his career. But maybe that doesn’t happen much anymore.

by BTown Birds fan on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the backstory there?

I am unaware.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 24, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The basic gist of it that I'm aware of is that Cecil was really bad with his own money after he

was done in baseball, and at some point he started trying to get money from Prince in compensation for his perceived contributions to Prince’s baseball career. The money arguments just kind of spiraled out of control, with Cecil at some point saying he was the reason Prince even had a career, and Prince has said that one of his major motivations in baseball is to outshine his father and prove him wrong about that.
I’m not sure how much (if any) more there is to it than that.

by BTown Birds fan on Jan 24, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Who will end up with more HRs as a Tiger?

Note – Daddy hit 245 so Prince with have to average 27

by OCCardsFan on Jan 24, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Prince.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by a fink on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll say Prince...

Comerica is 365 ft to the RF power alley and only 330 down the line. It’s much harder to hit HRs there as a right handed hitter.

Fielder will hit 180 in the four years.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll go Cecil.

35, 35, 35, 30, 30, 25, 20, 20, 15 leaves him at 245, and it seems fairly optimistic to me with that body, and no injuries. It’s fairly close though.

Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub

by Cardinals645 on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel even better about this after reading this
Jeff Sullivan
@LookoutLanding

StatCorner lefty home run park factors — Milwaukee: 118, Detroit: 88

Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub

by Cardinals645 on Jan 24, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Beast Mode works anywhere as long as you fill up the Beast meter

and push left right triangle square triangle

Everyone knows this.

This life's hard, man, but it's harder if you're stupid.

- Jackie Brown

by Tackle Box on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Now all I can think about is Altered Beast

“WISE FWOM YO GWAVE”

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

2 years ago

the National League 1Bmen were:

Albert Pujols
Prince Fielder
Joey Votto
James Loney
Ryan Howard (injury)
Adam Dunn
Adrian Gonzalez
Lance Berkman
Derrek Lee
Adam LaRoche

Which at the time was a pretty stacked group of players. Now, not so much.

by Hardcore Legend on Jan 24, 2012 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

i love being in the national league

AL has the yankees, red sox, rangers, angels, tigers, rays
NL has the phillies, cardinals, ….

by Wombat x on Jan 24, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

reds, dodgers, braves

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 24, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i think the dodgers are underrated

and you’re probably right, i was just making the point that the NL is going to be more hotly contested than just the phillies and cardinals.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 24, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

unless you are suggesting that the dodgers

Are widely considered likely to win 65 game but may win 70, I strenuously disagree with the notion the dodgers are underrated. Do they have anyone in the infield with a .300 obp yet?

Look, they’re basically kemp, billingsley, and kershaw, a couple role players like capuano and ethier, and a bunch of dreck.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 24, 2012 3:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

really, strenuously object disagree

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 24, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

are you suggesting the dodgers are stiff competition?

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 24, 2012 3:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ha ha

You said stiff!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

exactly his point

those are 80-90 win teams at best.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL TIGERS

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM EST reply actions  

true or false?

i’m 21 years old. i plan on living for about 60 more years. there will be a billion dollar sports contract before i die

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 24, 2012 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

false.

statement assumes pre-stated axioms that are unverifiable.

it is what it is, not what we thought it'd be

by il rosso on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely

In 60 years, even a 5% discount rate puts a billion at $50 million today.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 24, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely true

An annual salary of 25,000,000 in 2012 growing at a 5% inflationary rate will be nearly 445M in 2071. That is for one year. The world will see a billion $ multi-year contract long before fang turns 81. The better question might be guesstimating fang’s life expectancy.

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

probably around 70

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Jayson Stark @jaysonst

Who plays 1B in Detroit? Baseball Info Solutions rated Prince the 6th worst regular 1B in baseball last year — & Cabrera the 4th worst.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

$64million gets you

Fielder, Cabrera, and Verlander.

For another $13million you can add a Martinez.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

@MLB tweeting it now

looking pretty official.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 24, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

yep

I feel better and better about Mo’s approach to roster construction.

by Robth on Jan 24, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

DAYUM

The tigers are gonna be pretty good next year…

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome

Pause it at :52 mark if you’re into some good ole’ fashioned masochism.

by cardinalswsbound on Jan 24, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

I like how Freese is all over that video.

Like he’s one of the top 10 players in the game.

Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub

by Cardinals645 on Jan 24, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Loved how they included him hitting a HR against the Rangers too.

by cardinalswsbound on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

he is repping so many teams i dislike

it hurts my retinas to look at this

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

also, he looks like that kid from hook

2015 St. Louis Rotation-- Wainwright, Garcia, Miller, Martinez, Rosenthal...towels please

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, he IS that kid from Hook.

You didn’t know?

Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub

by Cardinals645 on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that Alan Trammell in the background ?

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 24, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, and he's realizing that after that game

there will be no post game spread.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

if he was this big as a child

think of how big he’ll be in years 8 and 9 of this contract

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 24, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I didn't need to see that picture to imagine how big he might be or broke down his knees/ankles may be at at that time

He’s been pretty damn big at the professional/adult age long enough to show that his size is not a SSS

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... Az.

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 24, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

While completely obvlivious to the Fielder signing,

I wrote a new main post.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

totally cracked up at the bubble comment

rofl

"young man, when you throw a strike, Mr. Hornsby will let you know"

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 24, 2012 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

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