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Improving the St. Louis Cardinals as returns keep diminishing

This was pretty neat.

Guys! Welcome to the Diminishing Returns portion of our offseason! It was easy to replace Tyler Greene—really the Ryan Theriot/Pete Kozma blank space—with Rafael Furcal, and it was only vaguely novel to place Carlos Beltran at the front of the outfielder carousel. Now: The part of the offseason where teams scramble over relievers to push the worst guy out of the bullpen and wonder, out loud, about whether Roy Oswalt would consider a relief role.

The Cardinals are likely as good now as they're going to be until they actually start playing baseball games, but that leaves us a month or so until pitchers and catchers start getting our hopes up soon. Hall of Fame outrage only gets us so far, and St. Louis was rapidly out of the Prince Fielder sweepstakes, so we've reached the portion of our Hot Stove League schedule where it takes a few more blows from the bellows to get the embers going.

Bullpen rejiggering! Bench optimization! Platoon situations! Get psyched!

Star-divide

Bullpen Rejiggering

The Cardinals kind of put a damper on this one early when they chose specifically to retain the Back of the Bullpen himself, Kyle McClellan, tendering him a contract in the immediate aftermath of the Great Skip Schumaker Revolt of 2011. McClellan looked like a pretty good reliever in 2008 and 2009 and looked on his way to being a pretty good reliever in 2010, when his walk rate fell from would-be-flamethrower levels.

His stint as the replacement-level starter of choice might be making him less interesting, through no fault of his own—any cheap reliever's going to look worse when you put him out of his depth. But I think the main thing that depresses me about the Cardinals retaining Kyle McClellan is simply that he's not somebody else's Kyle McClellan; the most exciting middle relief pitchers are always the ones you haven't seen yet.

Unless they're J.C. Romero.

With a little depth still remaining at the minor league level and McClellan stoppering the major league bullpen into his arbitration years, the Cardinals have less room than usual to rearrange the relievers into a more pleasing shape. So disappears one of the simplest January pleasures.

Bench Optimization

This one's tough, too—the Cardinals' easiest upgrades, in this case, involved reshaping the depth chart anyway. Tyler Greene and whichever of Allen Craig and Jon Jay isn't playing went a long way toward optimizing the Opening Day bench, though it's unlikely to be nearly as effective as it was in 2011.

What's left? A FREE MATT CARPENTER (the ninth-best prospect in the Cardinals' system, per our in-house scouting robot) campaign? I'd be fine with that—he's clearly ready. But the way the Cardinals are built right now he's likely to see time in the bigs whether it's as a pinch hitter and David Freese's caddy or as Freese's DL replacement, and his lack of positional versatility—even talked-up positional versatility—is worrisome.

I'm also in favor of the Cardinals keeping Erik Komatsu around as long as possible, just because he seems functionally identical to Adron Chambers and might as well be kept in the system, but I can't get too worked up about it yet.

Platoon Situations

I'd like to see another middle infielder brought through on a minor league deal. But my last remaining hobbyhorse is an old one—platoon the defensively imperfect, left-handed non-star second baseman with a right-handed non-star infielder. This time it's Daniel Descalso and Tyler Greene, instead of Skip Schumaker and anyone else in the universe.

But the good thing about platoon situations this time of year is that you don't even need the Cardinals to do anything to begin speculating. And in January, with the bullpen and the bench already firming up, that's valuable.

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Uh Oh...

Cubs are about to become self-aware.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 10:48 AM EST reply actions  

yikes!

Thier Neuralnet processors are no longer in read only mode!

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

We all do what we can

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

lol CubNet! hahahahahahahaha

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 14, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

It always amazes me the chest thumping and whatnot I've been hearing from cub fans lately

and then I read a sentence like this….and I chuckle…

Epstein said in the Chicago Tribune on Thursday that the Cubs were partnering with Bloomberg Sports to build a new information system in Chicago, one that would get them “up to speed” with the rest of Major League Baseball.

(emphasis mine)

CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING JUST AS COMPETENT AS EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This life's hard, man, but it's harder if you're stupid.

- Jackie Brown

by Tackle Box on Jan 13, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It worked in 1908! It should work just as well now!

/getoffmygravelawn

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

get off your gravel lawn?

You must be from northern Kentucky?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 13, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

well, they do win the offseason every year

…then the real season starts and….

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 13, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So I guess we should start to take them seriously from now on, huh?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 13, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by a fink on Jan 13, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You can take the Theo out of Boston, but you cannot take the Cubs out of the Cubs.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

They probably all got Dell computers...

heh!

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 13, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hey now! I've got a Dell.

you calling me a Cub? Take that back and call me a sonuvabitch!

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 13, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You are no Cub you sunuvabitch...

I was just recalling the Dell debate a week or so ago…

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 13, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

"Cubs build computer system"

good Cubs, good.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 14, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

You can't surrender this easily, DanUp

There’s all sorts of wild speculation yet to do! Sign Oswalt! Trade McClellan! Kidnap Martin Prado! Cannibalize Skip Schumaker for parts and graft his knees onto Carlos Beltan!

by Robth on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

Carloski Schutran

Half Man, Half Schumaker.

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Is Carlos Voltron a cybernetic organism?

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

We can only hope...

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 13, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Does he have positronic brain?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Need a platoon partner at 2B?

Two words: Te. Bow.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

i can summarise that article in two words.

“OMG TEBOW!”

Bursting into song.
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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

12 of 15 -_-

"Congratulations to the Cardinals! Such a fun world series." - Salman Rushdie

by hazel on Jan 14, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps the team should be looking internationally for help?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 AM EST reply actions  

Hahahaha

Thats ridiculous

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we just found a trade target for Kyle McClellan

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Jan 13, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Aye, that's perfect

They cannae resist.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

to be fair

KMac would win about 10 SMVP and SCYs

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm assuming it's a team full of Willy's

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it time to figure out which team

To trick into thinking mcclellan can be their fifth starter? /tradekylemcclellancampaign

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 13, 2012 11:10 AM EST via Android app reply actions   1 recs

Roster construction when Allen Craig is healthy

Against lefthanders, one could easily forecast a starting lineup of Molina, Berkman, Greene, Furcal, Freese, Holliday, Beltran, and Craig. This would leave a bench of:
Schumaker L
Descalso L
Jay L
Anderson(L) or Cruz ( R)
Mr X ?
It seems the last man ought to be right handed (or switch) to provide a pinch hitting option against the lefty starter or a lefty reliever. Even if Cruz beats Anderson, teams don’t usually like to use their back up catcher. Chambers and Komatsu are lefthanded and the outfield appears full anyway (unless Skip is in the mix at second (wouldn’t surprise me) and Craig plays a lot at first/third). Adams and Hamilton are both lefties and aren’t good candidates to share first with Puma whose strong side is his lefty side. Carpenter is lefty as well and makes a good caddy for Freese, but won’t be much help in the pinch hitting area I’m concerned about. I’m not sure I see the last man on the bench on the 40 man roster, unless both Cruz and Anderson break camp (Cruz has played both third and a little first in the minors). The only other righty hitters on the 40 are Kozma and Robinson. Yuck. What does VEB think ?

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 13, 2012 11:29 AM EST reply actions  

This is why Skip is such a bad idea...

it’s really too bad Hamilton is lefty.

Personally I would sign Manny Ramirez.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 13, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I would love for the Cards to sign Manny Ramirez

just give him a minor league deal and a bench role out of ST (if he’s good enough)

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Ramirez has to sit out a 50 game suspension

which could coincide with Craig’s DL stint.

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 13, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

100 game suspension I believe

2nd positive test.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 13, 2012 2:12 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

The commissioner reduced it to fifty

after taking in his “retirement” last year.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 13, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Reduced to 50

Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue parceque je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte

by alberich on Jan 13, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Lil' Carp might be a good X factor

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
H. L. Mencken

by akaitori on Jan 13, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr. X will be Komatsu

unless he’s back as a Nat.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 14, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

English language help

is there a word (or phrase) which means the same as ‘furthermore’ that i can use so i don’t repeat myself by using ‘furthermore’ all the time?

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

also?

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

....

“I’ll tell you what”
“and another thing”
“dingdangole”

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

...
  1. as well
  2. not to mention
  3. what’s more
  4. additionally

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to mention using it twice in one comment

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

5. what's more

6. ?
7. Profit!

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

to boot!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by a fink on Jan 13, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, Jackie Chan's uncle

#commentsnobodyelseunderstands

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't you?

DON’T YOU?!?!?!

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Jan 13, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My cousin got arrested at that, asshole

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

thats

“one MORE thing” idiot.

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Wat

Seems pretty easily understod

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 13, 2012 6:18 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

In presentations I sometimes use

“in addition” or something like that. “to take it one stop further”

by sdrone on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

"more further"

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 13, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

moreover

Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue parceque je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte

by alberich on Jan 13, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

RTFT first

Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue parceque je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte

by alberich on Jan 13, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

further-fucking-more

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 3:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

fucking more ... further

11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

is it worth it to go to cardinal caravan?

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH - Shannon, Gm 6

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jan 13, 2012 12:05 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

I thought it was really cool when I was a kid.

So, I’d take my kids if I had any.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Jan 13, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

wierd

i always thought you had kids…

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

Awesome.

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Genius.

Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub

by Cardinals645 on Jan 13, 2012 12:15 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

that's so great.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 13, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

no kids.

just me, 15 degree weather, and my laziness.

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH - Shannon, Gm 6

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jan 13, 2012 12:10 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm planning on going with my son & brother

we’ll be at the event in jeff city. I figure if I get a picture, I can post it with “special guest gerald laird” or something.

> tebow

by cschepers on Jan 13, 2012 2:36 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I went last year by myself

An ended up getting world series hero Allen Craig and Jaime Garcia’s autographs on one ball. Bonus of getting Shelby millers too.

It was mainly PR speak the entire time but while going through the line I got to ask Jaime how his arm was doing. Predictably it was great and he was ready to go

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Jan 13, 2012 2:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

went to the warmup in Peoria

my son got Motte, Freeze, & Jay’s autograph. the year before he got Jaime, Motte, & Greene.
he had to take his hat to school after the world series along with a photo of him and Freeze to show his class he know a real baseball player.
good times!

"There's only one way to play baseball, "the Cardinals' way." - George Kissell 1920-2008

by Supergus on Jan 13, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking about going to the Saturday caravan in Columbia.

Freese, Jaime, Shelby, Kerry Robinson AND Mike Shannon!

I really want to ask Mike if I could buy him a cool, refreshing Busch!.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 13, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I've always wanted a Kerry Robinson autographed ball that reads:

“Kerry Robinson; PH, 10/14/01”

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 13, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we sick of Jack Morris for HoF articles yet?

Because there is a pretty awesome one over at BP that is the most definitive I have seen to date, and is quite different than previous ones I have read. The author recounts the famous game 7 start as he delves into the different aspects of Morris’ candidacy, both for the sabermetrically inclined and those not so. The most eloquent bit:

In the end, whether or not Jack Morris is elected into the Hall of Fame is in many ways less important than why Jack Morris is or is not elected to the Hall of Fame. There are plenty of players less accomplished than he is in the Hall, though the majority of them were added by the Veterans Committee and not the writers. No, the debate over Morris stopped being about the pitcher himself some time ago; some point to Bert Blyleven’s induction as the turning point, and it’s fair to say that his eventual success might have led to some backlash. Whatever the reason, Morris is now a test case to see if a candidate with a strong enough narrative, no matter how groundless, imaginary, or overblown it might be, can make the Hall simply because his supporters repeated it so often and so loudly that one morning the world woke up and found it was true.

Well worth the time it takes to read.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=15836

by all4tookie on Jan 13, 2012 12:07 PM EST reply actions  

haha

Goebbells.

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel for HOF!!

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 13, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

he may not have hit like Ruth

or pitched like Ruth, or done anything like Ruth. But my god we’re going to hammer that comparison into the ground until our fingers are nought but bloody stumps.

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a rather strong narrative...

I’m voting him in… with bloody stumps if I have to! Heh!

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 13, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Had Ankiel put up a 40-War career in CF, that

effectively started at age 29, and featured a couple of good stories? A ring or two, couple of gold gloves, a runner thrown out at first base from shallow CF that kept a winning run from scoring from third in a world series? Hell yeah, I’d ride that plane into the mountain.

Problem with Morris is, his stories aren’t that good.

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

per MLBTR
Yoenis Cespedes says the six teams with the most interest in signing him are the Marlins, Cubs, White Sox, Orioles, Tigers and Indians

Link

If its one of those, which is most likely?

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 12:20 PM EST reply actions  

I'd have to think it'd be the Fish.

Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub

by Cardinals645 on Jan 13, 2012 12:23 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

In another week or so, none of the above?
The Cuban outfielder, who struck out in each of his three at bats in the Dominican Winter League last night, will likely become a free agent soon.

lulz

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 13, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Playing in the DWL is a terrible move

his stock can only fall at this point.

Swing and a high drive to center field...GET UP BABY...GET UP BABY, GET UP...OH YEAH - Shannon, Gm 6

by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Jan 13, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

either he beats up on some schmoes and no one cares, or he underperforms and gives people second thoughts

by Robth on Jan 13, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I just read an article about him

The author took his stats and got some players that are equivalent. One being Joe Mather

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I was gonna say Mariners, apropos of nothing really

but from that list…. Tigers. It’s the sort of slightly left-field thing I can imagine Dombrowski doing. Can’t really see how he makes much sense for the Cubs, Orioles or WhiteSox.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Error-apparent to the Cubs after losing Soriano

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
H. L. Mencken

by akaitori on Jan 13, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

AW YEAH

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

How come they didn't give a link?

against the rules somehow?

11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

they did.

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Jan 13, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah yes I see it right under Jimi's pic

11 in 11' √
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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats coolio

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

someone is going to get a job due to that thread

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 13, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Related news:

BlessYouBoys is continuing the Laird’s work.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I still say you're scottish.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 13, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

My great grandmother did claim this guy as an ancestor.

One of the relatives has all the documentation and has been attempting to recreate the connection.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

you do realise that

a guy who was born 600-700 years ago and probably had plenty of sons. Is probably the ancestor of most people with European descent.

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That's part of the family joke.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

you do realise that

a guy who was born 600-700 years ago and probably had plenty of sons. Is probably the ancestor of most people with European descent.

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The way you keep repeating that

makes you sound jealous.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY GENETICS.... My chance to use my skills.

Yes. You’re probably right.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

one of my family lines actually has a castle in Scotland

I keep meaning to go over and visit the family, not that they’d claim me or anything.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 13, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, I meant to say

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 13, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet

> tebow

by cschepers on Jan 13, 2012 2:38 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Probably the 2nd best SBN thread ever.

I still think the Lookout Landing Nyjer Morgan one is marginally better.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to know this...

Is it titled Nyjer Morgan?

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 13, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Click on nyjer's name

at the top of the Laird fan post. Don’t know what it’s called offhand

> tebow

by cschepers on Jan 13, 2012 3:31 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I think its called

Starting a meme…if i remember correctly

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Starting a Meme

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Warning BCBlite

They did it to the Bucs’ McCutchen

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, that was a waste of time

but it had a couple of decent ones

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 13, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

wow i havent been to this site

in what seems like ages great work on the titanic gif

by guillermozeliak on Jan 14, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Post Dispatch Poll

Whose departure will have the biggest impact on the Cardinals? Kind of a loaded question

42% DAVE DUNCAN
30%TONY LA RUSSA
28%ALBERT PUJOLS

Total Votes: 3316

"I don't know, but it works. Doin it for Torty works... He brings us luck and we're gonna roll with it." Allen Craig

by pattimagee on Jan 13, 2012 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

I vote Jeff Luhnow

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

well he's taking half the front office with him.

Jeff Luhnow rolls deep.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Jan 13, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

LUHNOW COMIN', Y'ALL

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This was probably said by the first Houston writer to learn the news.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's all part of the game

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

a man got to have a code.

Mine is: don’t hire no veteran punk to do for $3m what a young dude can do for $500k.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 3:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

this

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 13, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate people

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 13, 2012 2:14 PM EST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

They're the worst.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I vote Pujols

because I think NOT paying him $250m over the next ten years will have a bigger POSITIVE impact than the negative impact of losing Duncan.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

What about the positive impact of not having Ryan Theriot play SS ?

Beer and Baseball. Baseball and Beer. It's not hard to reevaluate your priorities when you only have two.

by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 13, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

too obvious

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 13, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry, idiots

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

What a bunch of morons.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 13, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Fixed
What a bunch of morons morans.

"There's only one way to play baseball, "the Cardinals' way." - George Kissell 1920-2008

by Supergus on Jan 13, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

thank you!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 13, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Is his first name Liam?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

OT: Rams hire Jeff Fisher

This life's hard, man, but it's harder if you're stupid.

- Jackie Brown

by Tackle Box on Jan 13, 2012 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

we backed into this one

looks like he wanted miami but their owner wouldn’t give him full control of personal.

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh...

Am I the only one who doesn’t see the appeal of hiring Jeff Fisher?

by bailorg on Jan 13, 2012 4:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

he'll be a big name coach for their move back to LA

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 13, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Who would you have preferred?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd prefer a more offensive minded coach

I just don’t at all see why he seems to be so highly regarded. He’s basically Spagnuolo with more of a tough guy image and less defensive creativity.

by bailorg on Jan 13, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

.............and six ten win seasons.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 13, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 13, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

On a side note,

do we need any righties in our bullpen at Memphis?

A kid from Pope County named Michael Broadway was just released by the Braves because they didn’t want to add him to their 40 man. I bet he’d take a minor league deal, and from what I understand, he’s got pretty good stuff. He was just a victim of the Braves very good pitching depth.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 13, 2012 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

Boo Atlanta.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

One of the major league guys (prob Sanchez) will start there

along with Fick, Reifer and a bunch of low-upside AAAA types. So I guess there’d be a spot, yeah.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what my thought was Monk.

We actually do have some room at AAA especially if Cleto stays in the rotation as a starter. He’s got a bit of upside, isn’t too awfully old to be out of prospectability, and is just looking for a ST invite, from what I hear. His FB sits around 95, and I think he throws a slider. Kind of your prototypical hard throwing RH reliever.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

POPE COUNTY

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Jan 13, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Which should provide nothing but a huge bonus!!!

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 13, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Pope Country Missouri or IL?

Scouts seeing someone in Pope County IL would honestly shock me.

by sdrone on Jan 13, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Illinois

Michael Broadway

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

do they even have schools there?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 13, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

They have two.

Elementary AND High School.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

LORD PALMERSTON

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2012 2:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

BAA!

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

PITT THE ELDER

THE BATMAN|TOWEL BOY.|VP of TG Fanclub
Twitter|Google+|FREE TYLER GREENE!

by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LORD PALMERSTON

face punch

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

WILLIAM EWART GLADSTONE

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry ma'am! I'll save your baby!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

no, the dryer goes on this side

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Bask in my historical magnificence. BASK I SAY!
As Cortés could not have understood the complex, new political world he found himself in, his actions were guided more and more by his Tlaxcalan allies. The conquest of Tenochtitlan can be seen less as a conflict between Mexica and Conquistador and more as a conflict between Mexica and Tlaxcalan. This reinterpretation provides a stark reversal of the traditional roles of Spanish and Native as the Conquistadors’ augmented the Tlaxcalan cause rather than the Tlaxcalans augmenting the Spanish conquest.

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

Hey I ditched my history class today

you’re making me look bad.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously false.

there is not a single mention of Tim Tebow.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 13, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It was the Mayans, not the Aztecs

that saw the coming of Tebow in 2012.

Ahhh, the joy of trading Colby Rasmus for a World Series. I'll take that every year please.

by Eckstreem on Jan 13, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oswalt!
The asking prices for top free agent starters have dropped significantly, ESPN.com’s Buster Olney tweets. Roy Oswalt is said to be asking for $8MM

So… why don’t we give that to him?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 13, 2012 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

Nobody wants to be the guy to tell Wb that he sucks.

Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub

by Cardinals645 on Jan 13, 2012 3:42 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I'll do it

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone get Mo on the line!

Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub

by Cardinals645 on Jan 13, 2012 3:44 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I'll do it.

“Hey there Westy. What’s happening? Remember in Game 6 of the World Series, how you came out of the bullpen and got the win? That felt pretty cool right? Yeah…well… we’re going to have to go ahead and have you do that for all of next year. K? Thaaaanks.”

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jan 13, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Retweeted by Clint Dempsey re: sabermetrics in soccer

Welp, solid day of work, you guys

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 3:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I need more context.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 13, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

You are just the worst

@clint_dempsey: Just watched Moneyball. Interesting look into the game of Baseball. Wonder if Sabermetric system is being used today in the game of futbol? ✌

@clint_dempsey: If you didn’t you would be out a job. Ha RT @rui_xu: @clint_dempsey That’s my job with Sporting Kansas City, actually. I think it’s very possible in soccer

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Really? That's hilarious.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 13, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm so fucking jealous right now

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 13, 2012 7:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Semi-off topic

My dentist’s office had a fire last night in Maplewood. The owner had a large, amazing collection of various sports memorabilia, mostly STL sports. I loved browsing the stuff in the office, and am really, really sad for the guy since it sounds like most of it has been lost. :(

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/fire-reignites-at-dental-office-in-maplewood/article_ddf74844-3d9b-11e1-ada2-001a4bcf6878.html

by leefyg on Jan 13, 2012 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

it reignited after being extinguished? whoops.

That’s the firefighting equivalent of having a car roll off the lift at your garage. Embarrassing.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 4:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I take that back. most of the damage was done

In the original blaze. They still had guys there in the morning when it began burning again. That’s not as bad.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 4:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Someone needs to get him jumping out of the way of

the bear.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 13, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

I suck at tabs.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 13, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

what are you talking about

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Jan 13, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhh

the pronoun w/o proper noun left me confused. Though I think he did the subjunctive right.

I have no idea what a subjunctive is.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Jan 13, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

go to hell.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 13, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Done over at the Laird thread

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

dead VEB is dead

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

I'm working on shit.

Sunday’s VEB post is already queued up. (PS – you get name dropped.)

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Jan 13, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

something something pokemon sound

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i discussed this with Danup a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

essentially, ‘Aranathor’, (pronounced A-RAN-a-thor, to my mind any way) is what the noise a Feraligatr makes in battle. (its a pokemon). I came up with this name when i was playing Pokemon silver as a 9 year old (shit i’m old) and i’ve always used it for internet stuff cause its all unique and shit.

This noise

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

well the one for Feraligatr anyway

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I assumed you meant in the show or something.

I’m not sure how you could get letter-based sounds from any of those.

Chief Economist of Tyler Greene Fanclub

by Cardinals645 on Jan 13, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i know

but i was 9

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

haha nice

one of the more creative name etymologies Ive heard

by hr on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

gotcha

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Jan 13, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

oh shit.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 13, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

But the real question is...

Is Aranaraptor > spants?

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

let it be known that i am not trying to say that i am better than spants

(please don’t stab me, please don’t stab me, please don’t stab me)

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

This is merely an inquiry in the interest of science

I see no need for stabbing!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

(neither do i)

(just keep dancing)

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

wow. this place is full of crickets right now.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

-azruavatar

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 13, 2012 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

wow

i love how other posters just straight up deleted signatures because of it. if you’re too drunk to drive, you’re too drunk to blog and too drunk to have your own personality.

by Shi on Jan 13, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Lookout landing is a scary place

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

and apparently you're supposed to capitalize

EVERYTHING

LL’s rules are outlined here. Quick version: No politics, no religion, no chatspeak (e.g. lol, ur, +1), no trolling and no unwarranted hostility. Please capitalize, use comprehensible grammar, keep your images small and use the subject line.

Participation on SB Nation is subject to our Terms of Service.

by Shi on Jan 13, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

AND USE THE SUBJECT LINE

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

ALSO YOU WILL BE FINED FOR IRREGULAR SOCKS

(WAIT, SORRY. THAT’S FROM THE NFL PLAYER CODE.)

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point.

But youneverknow…

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

PLUS ONE

IS ACCEPTABLE

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

my least favorite blog (of the ones i know)

is stampede blue, for the colts. the main editor there is truly a terrifying tyrant of epic ban-hammering proportions.

by Shi on Jan 13, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Amused at how compliant their posters are at eliminating the "annoying" items.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

holy crap

they’ve got some, er, nice people over there

"That's what I'm talking about! Strike him blind, Lord!" - Berk
Running list of Molina pick-offs | twit

by BVHeck on Jan 13, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

danbjork needs to step up.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, I never realised that a user could turn off avatars.

If there was a system wide shutdown of those, the robot would have a coronary.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 13, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

DO IT DANUP

Bursting into song.
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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

subjunc--aw fuck it.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 13, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Studies have shown that your brain is better able to remember pictures than words.

Yet another reason why passwords are silly.

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by azruavatar on Jan 13, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

but if the picture is 4 inches from the words

and you try to look at 1000 of them a day, your eyes likely will fall out.

Why, oh why, can’t SBN put the icons left-justified, like every other forum site out there?

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Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree with this.

I dunno about anyone else, but I was learned to read left-to-right. Avatars should be on the left.

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by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I love them on the right.

I don’t look at them often; my peripheral vision catches them all. Having the avatars in one location on the page makes scanning the thread for someone or something specific quick and easy.
Maybe this is the part where I should blame your old man vision?
No wait I didn’t mean it

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jan 13, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

start cranking out emails!

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by scoot on Jan 13, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to create enough puppet accounts to make this green

It will have to wait a few days though.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jan 13, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOM! It's green now

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 14, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Next, they'll try to censor out annoying user handles

“Usernames should be 5-10 characters long and contain lowercase letters only, with the exception of full names. 2 numbers may be added at the end of your user name if you wish.”

by hr on Jan 13, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

no kidding

not that i’d ever call an entire community a bunch of ‘whiny little bitches,’ but seriously… they’re complaining because they have to expend the extra effort needed to not look at signature lines? c’m-freakin’-on.

> tebow

by cschepers on Jan 13, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, I agree with them about the Twitter buttons

and the huge .sigs. If your .sig is longer than your typical post, it’s time to reconsider your .sig.

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by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

definitely

the main post is pretty reasonable. the comments section is a little embarrassing. i mean, i respect the opinions of danup, et al, but i am not going to act like i am a guest in their homes while i’m here. ridiculous

by prophetjohn on Jan 13, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

that metaphor is bad. This place is more like a pub, sure DanUp et al. sorta own the place, but it would be damn-boring without everybody else.

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

tyrants and sheeple

It’s not a very fun place.

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by azruavatar on Jan 13, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

andrethegiant-obey.jpg

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by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 11:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

had you capitalized the Andre

that might have almost been an L-L approved picture post.

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 14, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

they can pry my shift key from my cold, dead blackberry.

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by tom s. on Jan 14, 2012 2:07 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

But this is too funny
This is the best fanpost in years
by Poochie on Jan 12, 2012 12:30 PM MST reply actions 2 recs

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Sign Mark Prior!

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DENIZENS PLEASE TAKE NOTE:

ALL FUN IS NOW BANNED. THANKYOU.

THE MANAGEMENT.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:06 AM EST up reply actions  

How fucking uptight do you have to be to come up with that?

They don’t mention collapsible threads but they’re worried about avatars and sigs? Get the corncob out of your ass, dude.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 14, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

WAT

FREESE

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by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 5:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I don't get it

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

david i am disappoint

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by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure what everyone is upset about.

/Chris Duncan

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by azruavatar on Jan 13, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

larussa "informally offered" torre's former position (again).

no word on what tony thinks. i can’t imagine declining the role, but who knows?

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by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 6:15 PM EST reply actions  

That's nothing to the gazillions Bud makes
his pay is reported to be in the $25 Million a year neighborhood

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

link?

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by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I looked for it yesterday and it wasn't posted.

I’ll check again. It seems like they always skip posting the ones I want to go back and find.

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jan 13, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

he's gagging for that job

he went to see Selig when cards had last series of regular season against the brewers … that’s when Selig supposedly said: “nice season Tony”, and Tony said “we’re not done yet”

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty neat indeed, Mr. UpBaby.

Pretty neat indeed.

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by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 6:32 PM EST reply actions  

so if you could sign Fielder for 1/25-30M, would you?

Imagine a lineup of
Furcal ss
Beltran cf
Holliday lf
Fielder 1b
Berkman rf
Freese 3B
Molina c
Skip/Descakso/Greene/Craig 2b
Pitcher

LET’S TALK BASEBALL!!!

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

For one year? Yeah, sure

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by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

one year

$210million

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

of course

did you see that lineup?

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

but seriously

i’d take Fielder over 3-4 years

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

no

If I was gonna spend 25 million, I’d sign Oswalt and then a closer.

Fielder’s 5 WAR, Oswalt’s 3 WAR. And Craig is certainly better than Westbrook.

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by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

And why do we need a closer?

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by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

well we don't really need one

but I actually think the pen’s the weakest part of our team now. so if we we’re to spend 25 million this offseason, I’d sign Oswalt and a closer.

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by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i think it's the middle infield, but there's almost nobody to shake loose in trade and no free agents worth discussing.

if the white sox want to trade alexei ramirez or the orioles want to trade jj hardy, then okay. all the other good MIF are on contenders.

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by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

seems like a negligible upgrade.

between him and descalso, you’re talking about two just below average 2b’s, with a likely .300 wOBA or so for descalso, and a likely .310 wOBA for hudson.

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by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

seems unlikely (to me)

although he had a hella frustrating season in 2011

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know...

I do know he’s 32, has 4/52 left on his contract, and can’t be moved to first because of Freddie Freeman.

If I were the Atlanta GM I’d be proactive in getting out from under that contract, even if it cost me a win in 2012.

They could easily move Prado to second to cover for Uggla, then use the money they save to get a corner OFer or just go with Jay.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 13, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

by the transitive property (baseball version), you'd be replacing about 600 allen craig and jon jay PAs with fielder.

which would give you about a 1.5-2.0 win advantage (i’m calling jay/craig about 3 wins, and fielder about 4.5).

unless there’s a corresponding trade, you could do a lot better with the money by replacing westbrook with oswalt.

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by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I should also mention my irrational fear of Fielder's inconsistency

WAR totals all with 648+PAs
06 1.3
07 5.1
08 1.7
09 6.4
10 3.4
11 5.5

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

he's entering his peak though...

i bet he’s good for at least 3.5 WAR the next 3 or 4 years.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 13, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably a touch more, I think

FWIW I think Fielder is slightly under-rated by the SABR community. Sure, he isn’t worth megabucks, but I think he could provide surplus value on a Holliday-esque deal somewhere.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:14 AM EST up reply actions  

YES.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by a fink on Jan 13, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

He may retire as a Cub yet.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jan 13, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

and the reds sign mahay. now jocketty is just copying.

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by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

and Clay Zavada!

damn that would’ve been a sweet milb signing.

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I will

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by Paulspike on Jan 13, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

you can change that sig now if you want...

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank God

When the Cardinals won the World Series, Ryan Theriot was batting lead-off.
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by Paulspike on Jan 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought we said 2 weeks, so i always just assumed you were gonna

change it after that, then i kept seeing you with it and thought i should probably say something

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I figured that I was posting so

little I would extend it a little.

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by Paulspike on Jan 13, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough

but i will consider our bet fulfilled henceforth.

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

i’d gladly take another bet

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

UMMMMMMMM

JonHeymanCBS Jon Heyman
montero is traded for pineda

mother of god

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

well

that seems obvious…

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

WAT

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

JonHeymanCBS Jon Heyman
trade involves more players than that tho. @StoneLarry suggested it first

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

well damn, i'm not exactly sure what I think

I like it for both, but I still feel like the Mariners aren’t getting enough.

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Have to wait and see who the other players are

but this could be a classic win/win trade for both teams

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by PugetSoundCardsAddict on Jan 13, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

the other players just skewed to further to a Yankees win

it’s not tremendously lopsided, but I think they could’ve done better.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jan 13, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Aces are so hard to come by

and really I’m not sure Montero has a position. I wouldn’t have him catching 120 games a year. This smells like a Yankees win to me. I like Montero but when guys like Berkman are signing for 1yr/$12m I’m not sure he’s worth a potential cost-controlled ace.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Though FWIW

I bet lefties will kinda murder Pineda in Yankee Stadium from time to time. He’s not the ideal fit for that home park IMO (no real out-pitch to lefties).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd want to see more than what Pineda did last year to anoint him an ace (yes, I see you said "potential").

Is Ricky Nolasco an ace? or Brandon Morrow? Becau they were comparable to what Pineda did last year.

Pineda is a good young pitcher who did well last year. I think the trade was a fair one for both sides.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 14, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus

the catcher / DH with

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

the .400 OBP in 18 games last year

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhhh

only montero i could think of was the d-backs catcher and i was like wat

i’m still kind of like wat, but no italics. i always just assumed he was overhyped. seems risky for the mariners

by prophetjohn on Jan 13, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

he's been the Yankees top prospect since forever

everybody says he can hit, but he was blocked everywhere with the Yankees.

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

that and they have gary sanchez and other catching prospects coming up soon too.

not as elite as montero, but they can actually catch.

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe they traded for him to DH

I’m pretty sure he’ll catch until they decide he can’t.

Montero’s ceiling as a DH is maybe 4 WAR, and that’s a REAL stretch. He’d have to be one of the best hitters in baseball to do that. Pineda might be a 4 WAR guy right now.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:19 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but the yankees top prospect is always hyped

because he’s the yankees top prospect. i remember when austin jackson was supposed to be the hottest shit. i certainly wouldn’t trade him for pineda

looking at montero’s stats, i still think it’s risky. lots of BABIP fueled numbers

by prophetjohn on Jan 13, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

well #6org obviously saw something they liked

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

damn, i just now assume all yankee catchers are switch hitters

thank russell martin and posada for that.

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh.

I didn’t realise Martin was a switcheroo. Have probably seen him play 5 or 6 times as well, and had him on my fantasy team one year….

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 AM EST up reply actions  

what ever happened to that switch-pitching dude the yankees had?

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

released him last I heard.

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by RiverRat on Jan 13, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

released?

he threw 90 innings for their AA team last season. He’s had a really good minor league career. Not sure why he hasn’t made it to AAA yet. He’s 26.

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jan 13, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess not,

I thought I read he got released a couple of months ago. Still in AA as near as I can tell.

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by RiverRat on Jan 13, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

iirc, he went unprotected in the rule V draft.

I think I made a crack about tony unretiring at the chance of gettinghim. He must not have been taken in the rule V draft.

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by tom s. on Jan 14, 2012 12:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Pat Venditte

doesn’t sound all that great, spent all of last season in AA (first full season there), as a non-closing reliever.

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Put up 90 innings as a reliever

Even if he’s barely a replacement level reliever (and he kinda looks better than that), he’d be useful because he could throw every night.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 13, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

article I read yesterday said he still is,

the problem is, he doesn’t have a major league pitch with either arm.

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by RiverRat on Jan 14, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Austin Jackson is really quite good.

7 WAR combined through his age 23 and 24 seasons.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty logical...

now can all the people on this site who called me a rosterbating douche for proposing a Pineda for prospects trade please apologize?

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 13, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

We don't have a comp for Montero though

Maybe they take Adams + Taveras but really I think they were looking for a top-10 type prospect, and Pineda for Miller seems kinda redundant.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:23 AM EST up reply actions  

and there goes the sounds of 2 million bostonians soiling themselves.

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by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

asking price dropping

resign him!

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i wouldn't take cordero if it were for the milb minimum personally

Jackson, less injury risk, will play pass 2012 so likely to get a comp pick (i need to read the new agreement though still, so I have that may not be correct.)

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

wat
i wouldn’t take cordero if it were for the milb minimum personally

Trade Westbrook

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

he's basically kyle mcclellan as a reliever right now

and there’s enough depth in the minors I’d like to see over Kmac.

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Jackson's been a pretty impressive innings eater too

I’d prefer him, marginally, but Roy would be cool too. Cordero is a big no.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:26 AM EST up reply actions  

haha i had completely forgot about him.

"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 13, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Forgotten

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Jan 13, 2012 10:52 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

awesome

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by RiverRat on Jan 14, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

the mariners better hope justin smoak works out

they could have had montero for lee a few years ago, now they have to give up pineda for him. damn

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

i doubt that. they wanted a legit young hitter

montero is far more highly regarded than Adams or Cox.

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

He's also a righty...

which is going depress his value in Safeco. The Mariners need many good position players – something like Adams, Cox, and Craig/Jay – although I’m not sure they see it this way.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 13, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

i never understood why Montero was so well regarded

he’s clearly a bat only prospect and his power isn’t anything special.

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by purple_haze on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

They probably wanted quality over quantity.

None of those guys are sure things. Montero is more or less guaranteed to wOBA >.350 at the major league level, and possibly a lot more.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Mariners allegedly sending Jose Campos as well

Yankees to send Hector Noesi also

any thoughts on these guys

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by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Campos is a pretty significant prospect...

if Montero for Pineda is even, including these other guys moves the needle toward the Yanks.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 13, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Tony thing happening now.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, he's with Bob Costas.

Instantly makes this better.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

is this on tv?

or are you there?

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by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks TC and Matty

did you video feed just stop while TLR was discussing Albert’s leaving?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I've had a couple of glitches.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

mine is just stopped for several minutes now

does it come back where it left off for you?

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I paused it, then hit play.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

couldn't get it to restart so had to reload

so I restarted it

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for that TC was able to watch almost all of it

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 14, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Anybody know if there is a link now that it's over?

I would have loved to see it

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Jan 14, 2012 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Looks like there are clips here:

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=20054869

Check mlb.com tomorrow, they may have it then.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 14, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Where was this? Is this the old Fox theater?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 14, 2012 2:43 AM EST up reply actions  

yes i believe so

if its the renovated building i heard about then thats the one

by guillermozeliak on Jan 14, 2012 2:46 AM EST up reply actions  

It's the old Kiel Opera House

Now the Peabody (as in Peabody Coal / Energy) Opera House.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 14, 2012 2:47 AM EST up reply actions  

peabody opera house yes

the video triggered my memnory…im watching them now

by guillermozeliak on Jan 14, 2012 2:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Mr. Peabody's coaltrain has hauled Paradise away.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 14, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm hoping that mlb network replays the whole thing.

I looked at the guide last night, but nothing is scheduled yet.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 14, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, man.

They’re reliving the early blown saves. Gah.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

And now... the injury retrospective.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

TLR admits to plunking Braun!

Loves animals more than ballplayers. You heard it here first.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Front office talk!

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

theriot takes good at bats

which is why managers love him. The issue is he doesn’t have any power, so he isn’t going to get any extra base hits. And because he isn’t a power threat, pitchers aren’t going to walk him.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Now the Yankees just signed Kuroda too.

CC-Pineda-Kuroda plus they have Hughes/Burnett/Garcia/Nova. They will be looking to trade Hughes or give away Burnett now

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

finally the yankees looks like the fucking yankees

of myth and lore

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

imagine they're gonna salary dump Burnett

probably on the Angels

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

and respect

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

and love

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

and a reduced walk rate

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Wait, what?

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

great googly-moogly

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Who?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

bummer for boras

half through january and neither of his biggest clients have signed or even generated much interest

by prophetjohn on Jan 13, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN YOU LOZANO

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't know - do the red sox have any choice other than to call him or oswalt, at this point?

maybe both? i think at least one of them will sign in boston within the next week. as long as it looked like the yankees’ rotation was standing pat, boston had the choice to be coy with starting pitching talent. now, they will feel like they must make a move or two to compete.

i don’t think this is bad news for him.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The Red Sox can't sign anyone to multiple years...

because they have to be under the luxury tax in 2013 to avoid a big penalty.

Westbrook would be perfect for them…

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oswalt is a smart bet on a 1-yr for the Sox, I think

I really, really can’t see them busting further into luxury tax territory long-term to sign EJax.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 AM EST up reply actions  

162-0

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

163-0

they will defeat the Red Sox 11-10 in 17 innings in Game 163

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 13, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

"You never even learned to say my name"

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

R-zep... um, Scrabble

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

R-Z-E-P-C-Z-Y-N-S-K-I

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Pronounced "Lynn"

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahahahahaha

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 14, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

moar Zep

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Jan 13, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Dodgers sweep.

Well, now we can look back and laugh not weep openly.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

WESTBROOK GRAND SLAM

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

One unfortunate thing about 2011

a lot of these Cards highlights include the ripe, foetid stench of Al n’ Ricky. And 50 years from now, they still will.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Costas just told how to pronounce Rzepczynski

Too little, too late, Bob

Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.

by KlausChadman on Jan 13, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

MarmLOL

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

amirite?

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh

Applause for the Red Sox failure

Torty Craig, we hardly knew ye.

by KlausChadman on Jan 13, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

Tearing up, you guys

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jan 13, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Geez, I thought I was done wanting us to sign Oswalt

Thanks, Fangraphs.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

SIGN ROYO

TRADE WESTBROOK FOR IAN KINSLER

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 13, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

THEN GET CESPEDES, PUT HIM AT SECOND BASE

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

... KINSLER TO SHORTSTOP, FURCAL ON THE BENCH

IN CASE IT LOOKED LIKE I FORGOT THAT KINSLER PLAYS SECOND BASE, OH NO SIR

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

TRADE JAY FOR MATT KEMP

THEY PLAY THE SAME POSITION SO ITS FAIR

RE-SIGN EVERYONE

by Notorious PSC on Jan 13, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

DODGERS LOOKING TO CUT PAYROLL AFTER THE KEMP CONTRACT

PERFECT SOLUTION FOR THEM: DUMP THE KEMP CONTRACT

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 13, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

What I don't convince you but Dave f'ing Cameron does?

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 13, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

He's the prime minister!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

3D images.

2011 - Year of Our Berk

by spants on Jan 13, 2012 10:56 PM EST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

no, that's "carmen." a james cameron is a twin-hulled ship

That operates on a river that runs through London.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 11:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   3 recs

no, that's catamaran

james cameron is an actress famous for putting man sauce in her hair

by prophetjohn on Jan 13, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

ahem, that's a "thames catamaran"

And, no, you’re thinking of cameron diaz. And a james cameron is a well-know american-made sports car.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   3 recs

No, that's a Ford Ka

that Camille Montes famously drove, when she picked James up.

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 14, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I want you all to know what I rec'd this entire subthread

The wife and I had to wake up at 5:30 on a Saturday and I needed a goog giggle.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 14, 2012 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm shocked it doesn't have more rec's

This was brilliant.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 14, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sad that I totally missed an opportunity for a "bill james bond" reference.

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 15, 2012 3:10 AM EST up reply actions  

/puts barrel on head

HEY look at me! I’m the prime minister of ireland!

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not that

It’s just that I had started to zone out all VEB chatter about him because I figured it wasn’t realistic. Then I start seeing other sites talk about him, and I was unprepared for that.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!"

by mattybobo on Jan 14, 2012 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

"It's just a game" -TLR

11 in 11' √
"2011 is dead. Long live 2012!." ... azruavatar

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Jan 13, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

I'll miss the craziness

yet somehow won’t want it

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 13, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The trade has a mucher higher chance of busting out for the Yankees than the Mariners, right?

Pitcher injury, aging, etc.?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

well that's if he gets hurt...

Look at it another way, the Mariners just got a 22 year old first baseman who had a pretty average .356 wOBA in AAA.

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes let's ignore everything else he's done

Every projection has him somewhere in the vicinity of .275/.340/.500, which is pretty awesome. 112 OPS+ from ZiPS for a 22 year old.

I think that young hitters tend to get better, and young pitchers tend to get worse, and Pineda is the type of pitcher to benefit a lot from SafeCo.

Also this

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And this

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

so at a younger aging curve the Yankees are actually getting better value out of Pineda now since he'll

peak younger while under team control compared to Montero who will enter his prime around the time he’s eligible for FA?

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That's certainly a good point I hadn't thought of

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is likely to be affected less by the ballpark?

I vote Montero, honestly. Pineda has a 45 FB%, moving from SafeCo to Yankee stadium

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it bad for RH power or bad for power to left field?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 13, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i would assume to left field

Montero can go oppo though IIRC, so that’s a fair point.

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

Pineda is basically a fastball-slider pitcher, with no real major league changeup. Yankee stadium is one of the top two stadiums in baseball for left-handed power. YOU DO THE MATH.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:44 AM EST up reply actions  

kind of surprising that relievers age quicker than starters, by that plot

Wonder how much of that is “failed starters move to relief, and then fail even more”?

Any chance you could link to the source data?

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 14, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

NOT DRUNK I CANT

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter

by mysterui on Jan 14, 2012 2:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Thing is Montero was only going to be a DH for the Yankees

and with A Rod still around he will need that spot at least part of the time soon if not now. Yankees needed pitching and Montero was expendable.

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure...

good move by the Mariners. It would’ve been better to get a bunch of good players like the Reds got though…

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

True/False:

Adams/Cox/Swagerty .> Montero

Seems like we could’ve got Pineda.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 13, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

why would a pitching-rich team trade two position

Players (including their #1 first base prospect) for a young pitcher?

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

win-now move?

Pineda likely adds two wins now. Cox is blocked, Adams is kinda meh. I like Swagerty but he’s likely only a future set-up guy type. I’d make that trade every time. Doubt the M’s do, though.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:48 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but for $8m, we could get the same two wins from oswalt.

Even adams is worth the extra $8m$

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hmmm probably true but I doubt they make that trade

two borderline top-100 prospects and a future set-up guy probably shouldn’t land a potential current ace starter with 5 yrs control.

I think it’s pretty clear they wanted a real top-end prospect. Though, if Shelby Miller was a hitter (and still a top 10 prospect) that might be a trade I’d swing.

2015 rotation:
Wainwright
Pineda
Garcia
Martinez
whoever

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:47 AM EST up reply actions  

false

two dimes and a nickel are not worth a quarter when it comes ot baseball trades.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jan 14, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

it gets better

"He probably misses his old glasses."

by Alxfritz on Jan 13, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/dan savaged

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

you were the werewolf right?

Bursting into song.
Get it? Do You?... cuz he's gay. - VolsnCards5

by Aranathor on Jan 13, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Shhhh. He still doesn't know.

We were going to break it to him later.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Any news on which Cardinals filed for arbitration?

At least one did, but I haven’t been able to find a link that gives a name.

"That’s what a baseball player does: he uses the glove half of the time." -- Rick Horton regarding the DH.

by StanTheManFan on Jan 13, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Ok, which one of you was that?

Costas: "DH isn’t the worst thing ever. . " (paraphrased)

Audience member: “YES IT IS”

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jan 13, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Incoming HR ball...

and Dotel just keeps pointing.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Sigh.

Talking to my dad about the Pineda trade, I was saying Pineda is legit. His first question- what was his record last year?

Haha its hard to know what to even say…

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

the point is though it wouldn't make any sense to him if i tried to say the pitchers record is meaningless

its just ingrained into him to look at that i could try to explain it but it would be quite a long process

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I know.

And I doubt he’d really be that interested. Yes, sabermetrics are superior at evaluating talent, but I doubt that’s what he’s wanting. If I were in your situation, I’d skip to ERA or strikeouts. Or mention that he was considered for ROY and was an All-Star. No explanation required, and they represents him very positively.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i know i basically did that

i just kind of chuckled inside that the first thing he asked for was record.

by Wombat x on Jan 13, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Audience questions...

1st answer: YOU THINK THIS ORGANIZATION ISN’T GONNA CONTINUE WITHOUT ME?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

2nd question:

[Redacted Politics]

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Question 2: Dude, just shut up.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

results were funny though

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jan 13, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Question 3:

Did you know I’m also from St. Louis?

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

#4 actually.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate The Man on the Street

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Fans are passionate and fair.

Except for you Tino Martinez. Go bleep yourself.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

TLR still saying we
He. Just. Won’t. Go. Away.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Two words

Rum

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 2 Starts- 15 IP, 9 H, 10 K, 2 BB, 3 ER, 19:10 GO:AO

by VolsnCards5 on Jan 13, 2012 10:39 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Folks, let's welcome back Tim McCarver!

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

shorten that sig

/LookoutLanding’d

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jan 13, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

shorten that sig

/LookoutLanding’d

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by CodyG on Jan 13, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

scoot would pass

They tolerate the plaintext one-liner. For now.
BUT YOU, CODYG

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jan 13, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No. Capitalization fail.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Does "fail" in this context count as proper English?

I’m not certain that this would past muster at Lookout Landing.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That's right. Past muster.

As opposed to future muster.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer the pluperfect muster.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck.

The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

Elation. Sadness. Mayhem. Champagne. Sleepless fury. Never been a night like it. - Joe Posnanski

by TBender on Jan 13, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's probably it.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my gosh

That’s it, they must be Internet hipsters. Which makes sense considering they’re from Seattle.

by hr on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, now I understand Lookout Landing.

Thanks, hr. This makes perfect sense.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I just caught the last 45min of the interview with Tony

It was the first time I got to relive game 6 and really the first time I saw much of game 7. That was fantastic.

What a great year to be a Cardinal fan.

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Jan 13, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

BotB

will no longer stand for Birds on the Bat in my mind, but will now and forever be a placeholder for Kyle McClellan, the Back of the Bullpen. Rec’d.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

Ew.

#HappySeason #SadOffSeason #ImFeelingBetterThough

by The Continental on Jan 13, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

offseason, so I feel at liberty to go on about music again

circa 2002

“…RES has catalogued 10 albums that “re-started” music, albums that are progressive in spirit and futuristic in feel. It’s a subjective list, but these are seminal records by any standard, and essential listening for any music lover."

The Velvet Underground and Nico (1967)
Bitches Brew (1969)
Dark Side of the Moon (1973)
Headhunters (1973)
Another Green World (1974)
Trans-Europe Express (1977)
Low (1977)
Planet Rock (1986)
Loveless (1991)
Selected Ambient Works 85-92 (1992)

I know only the first 3 and the last 2 albums on this list. what are the other ones?

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 14, 2012 12:26 AM EST reply actions  

another green world is brian eno. it's real good

low, i assume is david bowie. and i don’t know the other three

by prophetjohn on Jan 14, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah

I think you or someone here recommended that eno album, going to give it another go

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 14, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

what is an RES?

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 14, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Not sure but I think it refers to

this.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

Sign Mark Prior!

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 14, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Interesting that they managed to last almost 10 years

The fact that their list didn’t mention ANY active (in 2002) prog rock or metal bands, other than pink fucking floyd (arguably inactive, by then), in the heyday of the prog metal era, is actually kind of amazing.

No mention of anything by Rush? Ignoring dream theater/queensryche/fates warning, in their prime? No nightwish, or even metallica, in the “justice for all” era, no tristania, or Therion? Savatage?

Hell, Black Sabbath was probably vastly more influential (or at least, “progressive”), than the guy who wrote the microsoft windows startup music.

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 14, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

yep

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 14, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

"surfer rosa" maybe?

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 14, 2012 1:42 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

also, "the chronic"?

Y’all forgot about dre.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 14, 2012 2:16 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know a lot about most of those bands

Of those ones I do, I think you hit upon Velvet Underground and Nico and Bitches Brew. But Pink Floyd’s most influential stuff was early on in my opinion – Saucerful and More specifically. I also would have also chosen Nevermind or In Utero above Loveless for seminal albums of that time.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 14, 2012 5:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh sorry, I thought that was your list

Yeah, I only know those 4.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 14, 2012 5:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Pink Floyd influenced a lot of prog rock-type bands in the 70s

Dark Side of The Moon was massively influential I’d say. I’m not convinced it’s their best album, though.

I’m not sure many people heard More.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah not More, but Saucerful at least

They really started that space-rock sound.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 14, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

that's why I proposed "surfer rosa".

Pixies lead to Nirvana which leads to 5 or 6 years of alternative rock.

i used to be disgusted, but now i try to be amused . . . - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

my two faves on there are bitches brew and loveless

I’m not too big on velvet underground. I’m very surprised you chose nirvana’s albums over loveless, I thought you were a big fan of that. that album sounds waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more ahead of its time than just about anything ever.

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 14, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the Velvet Undergound

Probably my third favorite all time behind Floyd and Hendrix. And they clearly influenced all of those bands in the 90’s (mostly Pavement). I used to like Loveless a lot more, but now I only really like one song on it. I guess MBV was more original than Nirvana, but Nirvana was better IMO and definitely had more influence. I agree about Bitches Brew.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 14, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree, the Velvet Underground > My Bloody Valentine

I love the Velvet Underground. What’s the one song on Loveless? I grew tired of most of that album except Only Shallow.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jan 14, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The one song is Only Shallow, heh

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 14, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

YO! talking about some good music are we?

PIxies and My Bloody Valentine are some seriously good bands.

by revived0103 on Jan 14, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

you're losin it man

ONLY ONE GOOD SONG? what?

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 15, 2012 2:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I have some advice

I’ve listened to that album for years and years and years, and it just gets better every year.

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 15, 2012 2:22 AM EST up reply actions  

as for nirvana

I hardly ever listen to them any more. the only album that I’m interested in is Bleach anymore, probably because I think it has Dale Crover on drums. don’t get me wrong nevermind and in utero have some great songs on them, but I just don’t see them being perfect albums. it’s not as timeless as loveless is.

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 15, 2012 2:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we're just coming from different places

I really like Nirvana because of the mood Cobain’s able to set in his songs – Polly, Something in the Way, Pennyroyal Tea, Dumb. Especially in Polly, where the lyrics are morbid but also romantic. And his voice is the best.

Nirvana doesn’t have a lot of interesting layers, or rhythm’s or scales (although there songs are often in some kind of phrygian mode, which is probably the darkest). So I guess that’s where we differ on them. And they can get pretty poppy at times which is annoying. I definitely don’t think any of their albums are perfect, they just have the most great songs out of any band in that era, IMO.

Loveless has a cool sound, but Only Shallow’s the only song that I feel at all. I’ll listen to it tonight.

Secretary of WAR and Defense of the Tyler Greene Fanclub.

by vivaelpujols on Jan 15, 2012 5:35 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, I liked Nirvana more when I was younger

and like MBV more when I’m older… let loveless grow on you more, it’s really that good. it’s like a work of literature, that you can return to and discover new things each time. but yeah, to each their own, I’m not saying for sure what you’ll end up liking more. which doesn’t matter, I’m just trying to get you to appreciate MBV’s ‘Loveless’ more, because there is most definitely more than one good song on it LOL.

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

loveless is the greatest album of all time

there, now you know my opinion heh

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 15, 2012 2:21 AM EST up reply actions  

agree, a list like that, in 2002, should include nirvana

They’re near the bottom of the list, in terms of quality, but their influence was unfortunately very great.

"Our son Dick was sitting in his high chair, and I looked at that money, and I knew I could never look my son in the face again, if I took that money" (to leave the Cardinals) -Stan Musial, 1946
Why trade "The Mang"for "El Salmon", for less than $2M/yr, after taxes?

by SleepyCA on Jan 16, 2012 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Low is a massively famous Bowie album, that is also very good.

I too know the first three. I think Trans-Europe Express was Kraftwerk, maybe?

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 14, 2012 6:52 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah that sounds right

I wanted to play baseball!
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 14, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

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