El Zombi Birdos, 2011 Deadition
Ah, this team. This maddening, frustrating, flawed, stupefying team. Somehow, despite their own best efforts, this team is still alive. Or, to use the parlance of the mad scientist who assembled this aged group and sewed them together, Allliiiiiiiiive!!!
It was August of 2007 when lboros penned his own version of the zombie Cardinals post, and after watching Chris Carpenter pitch on a day when he signed yet another contract extension -- which replaced the option on the deal he signed back in, when else?, 2007 -- I couldn't help but think of that old post. This year it's the Brewers and Braves running from the zombies, and try as they might, every time they turn back to look there's the stumbling, shuffling Cardinals, throwing up gravedirt as they try to chase down the pack leaders.
Actually, though, this doesn't feel like such a shuffling sort of group. Lots of moaning and brain-eating, yes, but also capable of occasional brilliant play and bursts of energy. More like the zombies from 28 Days Later or Left 4 Dead. But also kind of dumb at times, the sort of zombies who just stop and stare off into space instead of devouring the heroine. So like Left 4 Dead zombies with a really buggy AI. Hmm. Never going to fit on a tee shirt.
Still, 4.5 games back with just over a dozen games to go isn't an easy climb; it appears our zombies may very well have just waited a bit too long to start chasing down the blonde with the big, bouncy brains, and now she's going to get the door to the abandoned bomb shelter closed just before they get there. A pity, too.
And who better than Chris Carpenter to symbolise this zombified baseball team? After all, his career has already risen from the dead twice, and the number of scars and stitch marks he must have on his arm makes him an easy pull to star in any sort of undead-related film. Carpenstein; or, The Modern Mathewson, perhaps, about an undead pitcher terrorizing a Romanian town with something called a cutter. Every night you can hear the villagers begging him not to hurt them, followed by his cries of, "I don't give a fuck, you Carpathian peasants!" He finally hunts down Dr. James Andrews on an ice floe, both demanding of and commanding the doctor. Demanding to know why he gave him this accursed arm which has made him so hated and feared by the hitters of each village he has visited, then commanding Andrews to go and create a dominant softball pitcher to become his bride.
Oh, while I'm thinking about it, I have to get off my chest how irritated I was when I read the story over on the Cards' official website about Tony La Russa wanting to reduce the number of September callups. Now, I'm sure most of you are aware of my own feelings regarding Tony La Russa; they are, to say the least, not particularly warm. Of course, I'm somewhat preaching to the choir here I know, as even the more ardent La Russa admirers on this site have lost a fair bit of their faith in him.
But even with my normal level of disdain for Tony and his methods, I was just flabbergasted at this. I mean, honestly, he not only doesn't like calling up players on his own team, but he somehow can find a reason no one else should be allowed to call players up either? This is just asinine beyond belief. What justification could there possibly be behind this position? We don't want to reward players for success in the minors? Auditioning players for future seasons is just pointless since this world is all just someone else's dream anyway?They get uppity after they've been here? Tony doesn't like it when snot-nosed punk kids do better in the majors than he ever did? I'm sure there's some load of respecting the game bullshit or some other equally pointless drivel behind all this, but for the life of me I can't imagine what it would be. I know we all like to joke about La Russa not liking young players, but honestly, that's the only realistic reasoning I can think of here. It isn't just normal Tony BS; this is verging on out and out misanthropy it seems to me.
Beyond even just that, what possible justification could La Russa find for telling other organisations how to run their own teams? Isn't that as disrespectful as you can possibly get toward your opponents? I can't imagine Tony would take too kindly to some other team's manager coming out in the press saying he doesn't think you should be allowed to make more than three pitching changes in an inning, or you shouldn't be allowed to wear creepy sunglasses during night games, or you shouldn't bash your players in the media because it just makes you look crazy, your general manager look impotent, and your organisation as a whole look dysfunctional. No, I'm sure Tony wouldn't like someone else talking about his team that way.
This isn't just the usual Tony bullshit we've all gotten used to hearing justified with respect or competitiveness; there's really no justification for this crap beyond being a grouchy old fuck whose ego has run completely out of control. It seems to me Tony should maybe be focusing less of his energy on how other teams should run their organisations and use their players, and more on figuring out a simple way for his teams to actually win, rather than an overly complex, ridiculously circuitous way for them to lose. Rube Goldberg sans novelty, sans whimsy, sans charm. Piebald mouse with whiskey on its breath, desultory trot on a squeaky wheel.
On that note, I'll be shoving off for the day. Before noon today (central time, that is), we'll get to see what fresh horrific twist the phantasmagoria that is the 2011 season has in store for us; game thread fifteen minutes before first pitch.
Take care.
The Baron's Playlist for the 14th of September 2011 (click for 8tracks)
"Hazyville" - Actress
"Lost" - Actress
"Coach Me" - Black Devil Disco Club
"With Honey Cream" - Black Devil Disco Club
"Yoshimitshu" - Ikonika
"Millie" - Ikonika
"Left Hander" - Martyn
"Suburbia" - Martyn
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Baron, before I "Continue reading this post"
I just wanna say that the early-bird nature of your recent posts makes me wonder if the “Baron always posts late” meme was predicated on a poor sample size. Was it a slump? Is this just a regression back to a mean post-time? Are you who we thought you were?
Anyway, back to the article.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
by mattybobo on Sep 14, 2011 7:49 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
It mostly depends on
what my work schedule and/or other life is doing at any given moment. Circumstances are different now, so I generally post earlier. It was not an incorrect meme by any means — or should I say any memes — before, though.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 7:52 AM EDT up reply actions
And I hesitate to answer
whether I am or am not who you thought I was, mostly as I am unsure what sort of picture that might be, given my proclivities for certain types of sharing.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 7:54 AM EDT up reply actions
You just had a bad month and a half!
You think Red Baron’s going to forget to post front page articles on time???
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
heh...
i’m not going to lie (and don’t take this the wrong way), but most bloggers i’ve read on SB nation i’ve wanted to and have seen a picture of at some point down the line. you….well let’s just say i would rather use my imagination. kind of like your favorite radio host.
fire tony larussa
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 14, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
he doesn't even appear at veb days!
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess I can sympathize with TLR's gripe about September callups
it takes a lot of work to break new player’s spirits – these new guys come out of Memphis with a little too much youthful exuberance. Can’t have that on a TLR team.
by peppermartin on Sep 14, 2011 8:01 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, wow.
You know, I hadn’t even thought of that angle just yet. Well played, pepper. Well played.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 8:02 AM EDT up reply actions
He may feel the need to double switch them all into the game
That would be a lot of work if you called up a lot of the kids
bollocks
by SecondHalfMatt on Sep 14, 2011 8:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I ROFL'd at the visual this gave me
“what do you mean there’s only 9 innings?! Tie the damn thing!”
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Sep 14, 2011 9:24 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Section beginning with rube and ending with wheel
Is that stream of consciousness? I’ve been waiting for a SOC front page post. It seems like the next logical step for VEB.
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of end of regular season)
120 1/3IP, 133 K, 52 BB/HBP, 55 ER, 7 HR, 3.04 FIP
Postseason: 1 Start- 9 IP, 4 H, 3 K, 0 BB, 0 ER, 14:7 GO:AO
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2011 8:02 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Hmm.
Possibly. In reality, almost everything I write is borderline stream of consciousness anyway, since I basically just sit down and pour out a bunch of crap without bothering to filter or correct anything.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 8:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But seriously, as to the content
I’m not sure sure I can leap to any conclusions about this article. There just isn’t enough info given about the motivations and reasons behind Tony wanting to reduce September call-ups. All we’re given is a brief quote that does not go into the “why” of it, merely stating that he is “in favor of making September more like the regular season,” and then a reaffirmation by our narrator that, yes, he is indeed “in favor of restricting the number of players added.”
I could see there being some decently reasonable points to be made in his favor. It’s not like he’s calling MLB communist or something.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
Such as?
I’m interested to know what arguments you would present for restricting the number of callups teams are allowed in September.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 8:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm totally assuming here
I’m trying to pull as much as I can from the “more like the regular season” thing. IF someone had a problem with how much the expanded rosters can potentially change the dynamic of that portion of the season, then tamping down the roster expansion would mitigate that to some extent.
The only reason I can come up with right now on my own for wanting the last month to be “more like the regular season” would be that there is much more at stake due to the number of remaining games. I think someone with this point of view would say something like: This is the most crucial part of the season, and some teams are frantically fighting to make a final playoff push. Changing the rosters and the personnel make-up so drastically throws a wrench into that because… well, I guess because all of a sudden teams have more to work with. If a non-contending team has a couple more bullpen guys to work with, for example, that could enhance their ability to play “spoiler” against a team still trying to contend (ignore the fact that the other team potentially could get this advantage too depending on whom they call up).
As I said, I’m trying to get inside someone else’s view point here. I’m just saying it’s not necessarily entirely unreasonable. Especially if you can get past the part where you start with different premises in the first place.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
Also, I'm confident Messrs. Strunk and White would exhort me to omit needless words above.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
Oh, I can understand that logic.
The whole bit about, “respecting the game by putting your absolute best team on the field,” and all that jazz.
The only problem with that is if you want to somehow ensure teams are putting their best team on the field at all times just to somehow make the stretch run even, then you’re also essentially telling those teams they’re not allowed to do what’s best for their teams because it somehow changes the dynamic of the rest of the league. If a team is out of contention, then calling up players for auditions and the like is quite possibly what will best serve them. You cannot remove a team’s option to act in its own best interests for the sake of propping up whatever notions of competition the others may be holding.
Or, if you’re arguing calling up more players gives the teams who do so an unfair advantage, then the logical step to be taken would be to call up more of your own players. There’s absolutely no prohibition against calling up a full fifteen extras for your own team. Arguing that calling up all those extra players is somehow unnecessary or damaging to your team but then crying foul when some other team does it on the basis it gives them an unfair advantage wouldn’t pass the logic test of a five year old.
I appreciate the attempt to get into someone else’s head, but as I said before I don’t think any of the arguments you can come up with are really defensible.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, I tried and failed
The lesson is, never try.
Anyway, yeah. Obviously the point here is that WE SHOULD HAVE CALLED UP MATT CARPENTER DAMN IT.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
The omission
of Carpenter from this team as currently constructed is absolutely unfathomable to me.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions
tony doesn't like the guy
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The one thing I've heard that makes some sense is to limit the active roster on any given night to 25
So you could call up players, but you may not be able to dress them all every night. This evens out the competition a bit.
But I agree, most of this issue would be resolved just by calling up as many players as you think you could conceivably need.
And I missed the part
where you said ignore the fact the other team could get this advantage too… My apologies. Still, the mere fact you have to include this bizarre bit of thought process to make the argument make sense should quite clearly demonstrate it’s incredibly flawed thinking if that is, in fact, what the manager (or anyone else, for that matter), is thinking.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 8:29 AM EDT up reply actions
That was my "wink, nudge" way of letting you know that I agree it isn't a good argument
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
Like I said, I really do appreciate
you trying to see the other side and present an argument. I just honestly don’t see any good reasoning at all behind most of what I hear coming from the organisation’s collective mouthhole these days.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Young players are too chatty and noisy
Tony likes a quite clubhouse and dugout so his older veterans Patterson and Theroit can mdeitate and concentrate on their late inning heroics and he can give serious thought to his daring late inning moves.
Seeing Patterson and Theriot in the same sentence
Made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Seriously though, why not use Theriot to pinch-hit in these late game situations instead of Patterson. Theriot has at least a 28% chance of a single, which sure would have been nice Monday night, for example.
Speaking of Theriot, how is he so deep into TLR’s doghouse when he is EXACTLY the same player as Aaron Miles, whom Tony has mancrush on. Empty .300 average, short & scrappy, marginal defensively.
Don't forget how we tossed out Brendan Ryan because Tony pines for Theriot
And how we used Theriot for half a season stubbornly and are now paying for it
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Sep 14, 2011 11:49 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
We don't actually know this
It was, IIRC, Mo who first claimed Theriot was the projected starting SS at least a week before Brendan was traded away.
My guess...
I think that TLR could just logically be pointing out – What other sport allows you to expand your rosters at all, much less by 60% of your roster for 1/6th of the season? What if the NFL expanded rosters to 85 for the final 3 games? That would be insane!
Two significant problems.
A. Football does not have a minor league system, so the reasons for calling up extra players do not exist.
B. Why would it matter if they did? You can say, “That would be insane,” all you like, but I fail to understand what difference it would actually make if all the teams were allowed to add the same number if they wished.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I think I actually should have included more in my attempted defense, so this is a good spot to do so
It’s not just the “fairness” angle. I think another argument that La Russa and his ilk would theoretically make is similar to the argument against expanding the playoffs. People talk about how adding wild cards teams makes the regular season “matter” less. They said the same thing about going from a strict pennant chase to a divisional system.
As the system is currently set up, you have roughly five months of baseball where rosters for each team are 25 players. Then the last month jumps to a different set up. The way people from this perspective see it, it’s making the normal 25 man competitive system “matter” less, and if you assume that the 25 roster form is “true” baseball, then all of a sudden we have a bizarro version of baseball for 1/6 of the season, and that 1/6 of the season counts quite a bit towards determining who makes the playoffs. Again, I’m not even talking about “fairness” in the sense of teams getting advantages against each other, I’m talking about the notion that there are almost two different seasons. There is the “regular” regular season of 25-man rosters, and then the “bizarro” regular season for one month with 25+ man rosters.
My guess is that La Russa would say, basically, “darn it, baseball playoffs should be determined by who manages and plays with what they are given at the beginning of the season (i.e. a 25-man roster) the way it used to be!”
[I have no clue when roster expansion began. I’m kind of reaching here]
Anyway, this is getting more subjective obviously.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
Hmm.
Okay, I think I’ll buy on that angle. I still disagree with it, and think it’s an incredibly narrow and pointless way to look at things, but I will at least allow this point has a certain logical framework to it. Point for Bobo.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Grok and roll
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
by mattybobo on Sep 14, 2011 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Again, though,
I will reiterate I think it’s a terrible way to think of it, and the potential benefits of calling players up far outweighs whatever purist complaint there may be, but I can understand the logic.
Of course, in that case, the argument should really be about disallowing the practice entirely, rather than simply limiting the number, since any variance from the 25 man limit constitutes the sort of rule change one might be arguing against here.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 14, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, it could very well be that he realizes that
and sees a reduction as a more attainable goal. The expansion isn’t going away any time soon.
This is really taking my level of assumption to another… um, level.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
Yeah, that's one of the options that the committee that TLR is on is looking at
Allowing the call-up of any player on the forty man roster but only allowing 25 players to be active for a game or series. This allows for the call-up as a reward or for experience in the majors, but does not allow for the game management differences that arise from having 35 available players on the bench and in the bullpen.
Also, your article/argument is not persuasive when it fails to address or identify the reason why TLR wants to limit Sept. rosters, but instead ascribes to him a bunch of nonsensical reasons as to why he opposes roster expansion, and then calls the nonsensical reasons nonsense.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Sep 14, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions
well, tony doesn't explain why. and there really isn't
An obvious reason to oppose it.
"the less I think of it, the more certain I am." beckett
by tom s. on Sep 14, 2011 12:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The reason to oppose it seems pretty obvious, whether one agrees with the reason or not.
It’s certainly not all the inane reasons listed in the 3rd paragraph after the jump. Ignoring your opponent’s best or most reasonable argument while ascribing other rationales to him, and then prattling on about how asinine the ascribed rationales are, is pretty weak.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Sep 14, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
TLR doesn't want expanded rosters to impact game strategy
As others have said, bullpen strategy used in pre-Sept games doesn’t work when a team has 4 additional bench players. The 25 man game active squad could help, but then a team could just “deactivate” the four starting pitchers and gain four bench players.
Bottom line, TLR just has to deal with it.
he does, but...
to me, TLR was just doing what he always does — trying to ply things to his advantage. having teams pull out pinch hitter after pinch hitter makes it hard for him to play his match-ups. so, why not bitch about it a little when asked?
if the Cards were 30 games out, i’d really doubt he’d be making this point.
the expanded September rosters
have been around ever since I can remember and up until the early 70’s the clubs started the season with a 28 man roster that had to be cut back to 25 on may 1st. I liked playing April with 28 players because it gave the team more time to appraise young players who had performed well in spring training as who twas really ready for the majors but free agency ended that.
Why did they change the 28-man rule?
That seems like a good rule.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
It was a good rule
and it cut back on injuries to pitchers, being overused in the colder tempertures of April anbd it also gave you more time to set your bullpens.
I was actually wondering to myself about the possibility of having a larger roster at the beginning of the season
Seems to make a lot of sense to me. In any event, I would agree with the (possibly) La Russian point that doing this sort of thing at the beginning of the season makes more sense than at the end when teams are scrambling to make the playoffs. April games count as much as September games and all, but the remaining opportunities does put a premium of sorts on the later portion of the season.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
don't defend the man!
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it was entirely motivated by the first game of this series vs. the Pirates.
The Pirates had an opposite-handed hitter for every reliever TLR brought in. It seemed that TLR was completely unprepared for this turn of events. I honestly think the Pirates having an endless supply of bench bats rained on his bullpen usage parade, so he took to the communications arm of the organization to voice his frustrations.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Sep 14, 2011 9:26 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
this
Additionally, to the argument that it detrimentally/unfairly affects alot of teams scrambling for the playoffs. How many teams are in a true “race” this month? 5, 6? We are talking about less than 20% of the teams in baseball. The other 75-80% should be evaluating players, giving guys a rest to set rotations or getting ready for the post season, etc. . .. We also aren’t talking about 15 extra guys, but more like 5-8 in almost every case.
A couple of weeks ago I had officially given up and was looking forward to seeing some of the younger guys play. However, the Braves series pulled me back in and regardless of how remote our chances were, I wasn’t going to miss a game until we were officially eliminated or pulled off a near miracle. Then we all had the pleasure of watching Patterson strike out to end a game, when Carpenter could, and should, have been trying to get on base (which he does better than all but a handful of people in the entire organization) to extend the game to one of the greatest players of all time with our season on the line.
As has been so often the case this year and during the last few years he was outcoached, his prejudices and failings put us in an unnecessarily poor position to compete, and he is crying over spilt milk. Nothing more, nothing less.
Can our callups eat TLR while tge rest of our zombies catch a former/current Milwakee team?
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Sep 14, 2011 9:29 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Also, I have a disturbing fact for VEB
The Atlanta Braves helped us avoid a tie in the division lead with Houston in 2006 by defeating the Astros 3-1. This prompted the crowd at Busch to do the Chop in their honor.
So, if we sneak into the Wild Card lead due to a choke by them, that will be two that we owe them.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
In regards to September callups
I don’t understand why the Cards don’t bring up more bats and maybe another bullpen arm. It seems to me that the worst thing that happens is those guys sit on the bench all of September, instead of, you know, sitting at home. On the flip side, when you get into an extra innings contest, its nice to have some extra arms and bats. Certainly Hamilton and Carpenter would fit that bill. Except for the extra month of major league pay, how is it worse for them to be on the Cards bench, working out with the big-league squad daily, then it is to be fishing?
This is a very good point.
For the life of me I can’t understand why Carpenter wasn’t called up, especially with Descalso getting semi-regular starts at third base. Hamilton would be fine as a bench bat, too.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Perhaps it's a budget issue...
I assume september callups get paid a prorated portion of the MLB minimum while they are here…? If so, calling Carp/Hamilton, etc. up would cost the team an extra $50K+ per player. I’m not saying this makes any sense, but perhaps this is part of the reasoning…?
"Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first base." - Frederick Wilcox
by cardzfanbub on Sep 14, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I would counter that such a payment likely saves the club money in the long run.
Motte, Salas, Craig, Freese, and Descalso all performed in a way during their September callups that contributed to them and their relative low cost receiving roster spots in subsequent seasons.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Oh...
I don’t think it makes any sense…doesn’t mean it’s not part of the reason/excuse.
"Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first base." - Frederick Wilcox
by cardzfanbub on Sep 14, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah. they'd be getting paid something like 80 thousand in their time here
Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.
by vivaelpujols on Sep 14, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It's simple really
With extra bats on the bench and relievers in the pen, Tony won’t be able to give up early in any pesky extra inning games by batting pitchers and using position players on the mound. Might not get to the bar on time with all those options available.
by olddomination on Sep 14, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Watching Corey Patterson strike out to end a game
while Matt Carpenter works on his juggling skills somewhere in America is pretty absurd.
(Matt Carpenter drew a walk while juggling.)
"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor
He was juggling four balls.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Sep 14, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The TLR cognitive gymnastics you were performing upthread
have left you exhausted and slower on the Post button. You may need to lie down for a bit.
Colby in TOR: .216/.239/.398 3HR 22K/3BB 8/25 - And on the DL
by The Continental on Sep 14, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Now, folks, I'm not gonna tell you that Matt Carpenter's plate discipline is excellent
But I am gonna tell you that he could juggle four balls for a walk!
Bah-dum-ching!
But seriously, folks, that’s impressive. I tried to give Corey Patterson the same four balls the other day, and he struck out… twice!
Here all week, folks.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
this team is just so GD frustrating
opening-june 10th: 38-27, .585 baseball
june 10th-august 28th: 31-37, .456 baseball
since august 28th: 11-4, .733 baseball
fire tony larussa
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 14, 2011 10:02 AM EDT reply actions
oh, and i thought i would be nextdef'd on this.
holliday likely done for year.
fire tony larussa
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 14, 2011 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
TWO WEEKS OF A CRAIG/PATTERSON PLATOON
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
some combination of craig/chambers/jay/berkman should play every day.
there is not excuse for this not taking place.
fire tony larussa
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 14, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
That's what can be really frustrating about injuries.
The full story is rarely reported in situations such as these. If we ever get the full story it won’t be for a couple of weeks if not until Spring Training when the Post-Dispatch publishes a story about how Holliday had been playing through a hand injury for weeks before cutting his season short.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
He is now below Pujols in fWAR
Pujols will most likely end up leading the team in fWAR, which is crazy given how the season started.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
Have you seen this man swing a bat?
"Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first base." - Frederick Wilcox
by cardzfanbub on Sep 14, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
VEB has another attorney in its midst.
I found out yesterday that I passed the Missouri Bar Exam. I will now spend the rest of my life trying emulate this guy.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
by SheckieZx on Sep 14, 2011 10:24 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Congratulations
It’s a wonderful feeling to have the bar exam behind you.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
SHIT! FUCK!
that’s congratulations ala Chris Carpenter
bravo!
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
He teaches us so much
and congrats SheckieZx
bollocks
by SecondHalfMatt on Sep 14, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Congrats
I take the NY bar in July. 65% passage rate has me a little anxious. At least I’m not taking the CA bar, I guess.
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
best of luck to you!
Missouri has a much higher passage rate. But I am certain that if you prepare yourself, you will do fine.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
congrats man.
i sometimes wish i had the patience and work ethic to be a lawyer. so for that i applaud you.
fire tony larussa
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 14, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
VEB clearly needs a Harvey Birdman in Cardinals colors
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Tony LaRussa voluntarily sent Corey Patterson to the plate
with the season on the line. That’s a fireable offense in and of itself. I don’t see how anyone can still defend this hack.
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
by mattyp on Sep 14, 2011 10:48 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I'm going to intrude upon AlxFritz and post Patterson's stats as a Cardinal, for the season, and for his career.
2011 with St. Lous: .167/.184/.250/wOBA of .180
2011 Overall: .241/.273/.362/wOBA of .274
Career: .252/.290/.400/wOBA of .302
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
As a pinch hitter, as noted by @HitTheCutoff: .179/.186/.263 in 100 PA, 36 K, 1 BB.
ONE WALK IN 100 PAs.
"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor
god he's epically bad.
fire tony larussa
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 14, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
He's making me wistful for Feliz
2010 w. StL .218/.208/.232/.250 – wOBA .216
I hate that this team is making me long for the Feliz era.
Colby in TOR: .216/.239/.398 3HR 22K/3BB 8/25 - And on the DL
by The Continental on Sep 14, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
i mean, it's SSS and all. and patterson i'm sure projects better than feliz.
but still…
fire tony larussa
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 14, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
yup
Colby in TOR: .216/.239/.398 3HR 22K/3BB 8/25 - And on the DL
by The Continental on Sep 14, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
thiswick
Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.
by vivaelpujols on Sep 14, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
That 8 track thing is pretty cool, RB
thanks for posting
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
Lineup
9/14 lineup vs. PIT:
Furcal SS
Jay CF
Pujols 1B
Berkman RF
Craig LF
Schumaker 2B
Molina C
Descalso 3B
Jackson P
In response to DanUp's question yesterday,
with the injury to Holliday, I bet Chambers gets a start before Greene.
Remember this quote from the manager on September 7th?
La Russa said Tyler Greene, just brought back from Class AAA Memphis, likely would get a start this weekend against Atlanta. “I say he’s going to play and I sure as hell don’t want to wait a week to play him,” said La Russa.
It’s clear that the organization views Furcal as the 2012 shortstop and Greene as organizational filler or bench pinch-runner.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
And apparently there's no room for him at second either.
Still 0 PA since call up.
Welcome back, Skip Schumaker! Your 2012 St. Louis Cardinals second baseman!
Colby in TOR: .216/.239/.398 3HR 22K/3BB 8/25 - And on the DL
by The Continental on Sep 14, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
aaaand I just read this reply
what he said, basically
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
I'm very happy that the organization sees Furcal as next year's hopeful SS
even accepting that though (and ignoring that it would still be wise to give Greene some time at SS this fall), why not give Greene some time at 2b? Damn this FO’s obsession with Skip Schumaker.
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
Seems like you're jumping to conclusions.
I’m sure Greene would have gotten some starts at SS if the team had continued to be “out of it.” But, perhaps unexpectedly, even to TLR, the Cards playoff chances increased and it is at least plausible that the Cards make the playoffs. A 5-7% chance isn’t great, but it isn’t nothing.
If you accept that the Cards should continue doing everything they can to make the playoffs (I do), and you think playing your best players as much as you can is part of that (I do), and you think that Furcal is presently a better SS than Greene (I do), then I don’t disagree with playing Furcal over Greene. TLR’s playing Furcal and not Greene, IMO, has everything to do with the present, and nothign to do with Furcal’s/Greene’s future roles.
Given this however, I think Greene should have started every game at 2B because I think he is presently the best player at 2B.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Sep 14, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm okay with Furcal getting playing time and with Furcal being the 2012 shortstop.
I’ve said before that Furcal could be the Berkman of 2012—one-year contract, excellent offensive production, relatively cheap. If the decision is to let Furcal play out 2011 as the everyday shortstop and sign him for 2012, I’m okay with that.
It is artificial to narrow it to a Furcal-or-Greene choice because Greene can play more than shortstop. One would think that if Greene factored into the 2012 plan in any way, he would at least have one start or even one plate appearance since his callup. I don’t think Greene is in the plans in any way, shape, or form. If he were, he’d have played somewhere and had the opportunity to hit.
Also, when the manager is sending up Corey Patterson to pinch hit in crucial situations it is tough to accept the “doing everything to win” rationale. Patterson batting, by definition, is not helping the team win. It’s a tremendous detriment to the team winning. As you also point out, Theriot and/or Schumaker playing second base isn’t doing all that much to help the team win, either. Furthermore, Delscalso over Freese at third doesn’t appear to help the club win; it’s probably a minor downgrade in winning capability.
You’re right to point out that circumstances change and the sweep of the Braves certainly gave the Cardinals a glimmer of postseason hope. Perhaps everything said about Greene getting playing time was premised on the assumption of being out of contention. Then again, it could also have all been lip service. It’s likely unknowable what the real plan ever was or how the Cardinals’ playoff chances affected the plan.
Whatever the original plan, the current one does not seem to involve getting Greene playing time anywhere.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
i highly agree with everything you just said.
and can’t understand why people are so opposed to just signing furcal to a one year deal next year. he’s got average hitting ability to go with above average defense. he’s everything ryan theriot wasn’t.
fire tony larussa
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 14, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
....
Also, when the manager is sending up Corey Patterson to pinch hit in crucial situations it is tough to accept the "doing everything to win" rationale. Patterson batting, by definition, is not helping the team win. It’s a tremendous detriment to the team winning. As you also point out, Theriot and/or Schumaker playing second base isn’t doing all that much to help the team win, either. Furthermore, Delscalso over Freese at third doesn’t appear to help the club win; it’s probably a minor downgrade in winning capability.
This is just differences of opinion between you and TLR about what decisions constitute “doing everything” – not really a difference of opinion about whether the club should be “doing everything.” I happen to think Greene should start at 2B. There are others around here that are convinced that Greene sucks and that Schumaker is a better option at 2B (which is what TLR thinks as well).
Bottom line – I think your point that “Perhaps everything said about Greene getting playing time was premised on the assumption of being out of contention” is spot on.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Sep 14, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I agree
I don’t think Tony’s being a hypocrit, just really stupid.
Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.
by vivaelpujols on Sep 14, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
if I were john mozeliak, I'd realize I could have tony la russa
On the team in 2012, or tyler greene, but not both.
Since there’s no chance tony doesn’t return, tyler is going to be a throw in with the matt adams trade.
"the less I think of it, the more certain I am." beckett
by tom s. on Sep 14, 2011 12:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
What's wrong with Freese?
haven’t seen him in a game in about a week.
(At least Craig got the start in LF instead of who-know-who)
by ArkansasTravs on Sep 14, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
hasn't been that long
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
2012 schedule has apparently been released
but I’ve yet to find a link to it. Here’s a preview from Goold,
dgoold Derrick Goold
#Cardinals open 2012 with 7-game road trip, starts with 1-game opener at #Marlins new home. Busch opener is April 13 vs. #cubs. #stlcards
it's right where it's supposed to be
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
and printable with game times
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78
It's the Roger Dean Project writ large.
Colby in TOR: .216/.239/.398 3HR 22K/3BB 8/25 - And on the DL
by The Continental on Sep 14, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't we help baptize the Twins' new stadium too?
I guess we’re just so hospitable that we even welcome other teams into their new stadiums. The line for pies is right over there, hon!
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
LaRussa must have had a bad time being young
Since he hates young players so much. With Bobby Bonilla getting hurt when they called up Pujols back 10 years ago, or even Pujols might not have even gotten a shot with LaRussa’s seemingly disdain of AAA kids.
I think pressure brought up Colby Rasmus, really. And that could be debated all day on whether he was brought up too early or what Colby’s problem really was/is.
I think LaRussa needs pressure again from fans and media for call-ups. Just call him out, he’ll get mad but who cares.
the whole "Tony hates the kids" thing doesn't really bear out
though, at least not consistently. Tony fell in love with Jay, for example, although that may have been partially a result of his dislike for Colby. It’s actually more frustrating that there doesn’t seem to be a discernible pattern. Actually, the only pattern that plausibly fits is that Tony shadows my posts on VEB, figures out what moves I support, then does the exact opposite. That must be it.
My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red
TLR hates players that are young in spirit. He likes Jay because he is an old soul.
There, we have figured it all out now.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Sep 14, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
He'd have loved George Bailey
and hated Harry Bailey.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I can only guess that TLR is still pissed about Greene's
“Oh, I’m injured” thing when they tried to send him down. Either that or he put up a Raiderettes calendar in his locker.
Colby in TOR: .216/.239/.398 3HR 22K/3BB 8/25 - And on the DL
by The Continental on Sep 14, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He likes young players, as long as they act in a very specific way
It’s hard to remember, but Pujols was extremely humble in almost every interview he gave for about the first 2-3 years he was in the big leagues even as he was putting up MVP caliber numbers and being named to All-Star teams.
Tony, for whatever reason, requires young players to be extremely humble, know their place, and do whatever the heck the coaches are telling them to do.
Of course none of this makes sense since TLR basically throws these rules out once a player has somewhere around 4+ years of major league experience.
why does the season end on a wednesday now?
that’s so stupid.
fire tony larussa
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 14, 2011 11:27 AM EDT reply actions
I believe it's to prevent November playoff games.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
it's because they screwed up the playoff schedule. it used to be like this...
sunday: season ended
monday: day off for everyone/tiebreaking games
tuesday-following monday: division series
tuesday: ALCS starts
wednesday: NLCS gm 1/ALCS gm 2
thursday: NLCS gm 2
friday: ALCS gm 3
saturday: ALCS gm 4/NLCS gm 3
sunday: ALCS gm 5/NLCS gm 4
monday: NLCS gm 5
tuesday: ALCS gm 6
wednesday: NLCS gm 6/ALCS gm 7
thursday: nlcs gm 7
saturday: WS gm 1
sunday: WS gm 2
tue/wed/thu: WS gms 3-5
sat: WS gm 6
sun: WS gm 7
that schedule never had november playoff games. under that schedule game 7 of the world series would be october 30th this year. but they had to add the stupid makes-no-sense off day between games 4&5 of the LCS’s for whatever reason and it made the playoff schedule longer.
fire tony larussa
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 14, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the new schedule has to do with the new television deal with TBS & FOX.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
who cares what day it ends on?
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
If Corey Patterson faced Arthur Rhodes for 100 AB ...
I wonder how he would do?
Things I think about instead of working/s;eeping/pooping.
The stoppable force meets the movable object...
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
It would result in some sort of weird asymptotic scenario
Rhodes would throw wild pitches, but Patterson would swing and miss them, so then he’d strike out, but the last pitch would be so wild that it would be a dropped third strike, so Patterson would start towards first base.
But then, he’d do something stupid like miss the bad or fall on his ass, and then Rhodes would make a stupid mistake by cutting off the throw towards first or something, and then Patterson would leap out of the way of the ball, and then Rhodes would dislocate his shoulder chasing after it, and then...
It’s basically Zeno’s paradox.
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
It would get closer and closer to a resolution, but the sheer vacuum of baseball skill of both players would prevent it from ever actually getting there
Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.
I honestly think I could get Patterson out 8 out of 10 times
SInce I am not sure I could throw it 60 feet on the fly, my fastball that bounces at the plate would be money in the bank.
RB, I enjoyed the post, however - nerd alert - frankenstein's
Monster was not a zombie. Otherwise, brilliant.
"the less I think of it, the more certain I am." beckett
by tom s. on Sep 14, 2011 12:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The zombie movie at the beginning
and Carpenstein were two entirely different horror films, both starring members of the 2011 Redbirds. In no way was I suggesting the galvanically-repaired monster armed Carepenstein was related to the hordes of stumbling deadites used in the intro.
My apologies for not making the distinction clearer.
Nerd.
Or die trying.
by the red baron on Sep 15, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
go mammals!
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
off topic entirely
but google flights is a really nice flight search.
"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina
RB, I think there is a respectable defense for Tony's position.
Not sure if someone else has said something to the same effect, but large roster expansions can encourage teams to focus on next year (by trying out young players and so forth) instead of trying to win baseball games. I guess Tony could argue that this gives some teams an advantage if they play a team trying out a lot of prospects instead of starting their best players.
I don’t think it’s an argument I agree with, but I can see where you might arrive at that conclusion.
i guess, but is houston really going to have its heart in winning games in september, whatever the rule is?
if you do away with september callups, won’t they just DFA all their useless vets and play young guys anyway?
"the less I think of it, the more certain I am." beckett
Zombie robot?
Zombie robot. Er, I mean, “Zombot.”
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
This article made me smile. Which is saying a lot, since the last week of reading Rams news put me on a major sports downer.
Early on in the season, there was an humor article here on VEB where one Cardinals fan was explaining the 2011 Cardinals to a fan who had been in a coma. It’s pretty funny how true the tone of that piece has become.
Not too long back, I was sitting here at the office. A guy who works for me comes up and asks if I have the game on, I tell him nope, couldn’t get the station in on the radio. He says, in a stoic matter as if this is something that happens in a normal world, that Skip Schumaker is pitching. What struck me as odd was not that bit of information itself, but the fact that hearing it didn’t strike me as anything out of the ordinary. That little moment made me realize I just didn’t have any faith left in TLR.
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