With 8-4 Victory, the St. Louis Cardinals Sweep the Florida Marlins
by bgh on Aug 7, 2011 8:02 PM EDT
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After a rain delay postponed the game's first pitch over an hour, the St. Louis Cardinals completed a four-game sweep of the Florida Marlins today with an 8-4 victory. The offense lifted up starter Jaime Garcia, who labored through his 5 IP on 97 pitches in the wet playing conditions, as well as reliever Mitchell Boggs, who was forced to stand on the mound in the rain for ten minutes after the home plate umpire order the Marlins' ground crew to tend to the infield's mud before surrendering a game-tying two-run homer as the rain fell in the sixth. The Cardinal bats responded by doubling up the Marlins in the final three innings, making Boggs--who squandered Garcia's 4-2 lead--the "winning" pitcher in yet another example of how silly the stat is. Fernando Salas closed out the four-run win in a non-save situation, closing the book forever on the Florida-St. Louis rivalry. When next the teams face off on Opening Day 2012, the Marlins will have the name "Miami Marlins," in all its alliterative glory.
Over this long weekend series against the Feesh, the offensive engine fired on all three cylinders for what may be the first time all season. Bernie Miklasz tweeted the following after the game and series drew to a close:
Pujols, Holliday & Berkman in FLA sweep: 21 for 48 (.437), 14 runs, 5 HRs, 13 RBIs, 9 walks, 1 triple
It's a line that would have made Pujols, Edmonds, and Rolen blush. How welcome it would be if this trio, so close to being a new MV3 this season and yet so far, hit their stride at this pivotal moment in the playoff race. With their MV3-led sweep of the Marlins, the Cardinals have given us more to watch for as we seek out the results of our competition each day. At the close of play this Sunday, the Cardinals sit just 4.0 games back of the Atlanta Braves in the Wild Card race, tied with the Arizona Diamondbacks. The sweep also pulled the Cardinals a half-game closer to the Central's first-place club, the Brewers, who completed a sweep of their today of the lowly and gutted Houston Astros.
Tomorrow brings an off-day and on Tuesday the Brewers come to St. Louis for a three-game series that is as close to a "must-win" affair as a club can get in mid-August.
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Holy brap, Catman!
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 7, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
OT in case you missed the solar flares and stuff
headline in my google news:
Earth orbit lousy with antiprotons, no Romulan warbirds yet DVICE
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so, this Big Three, to paraphrase Dan
are they typically ‘on’ at the same time in the same game?
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
It would be a fun study to do.
It sure doesn’t feel like they have been what with injuries and cold streaks. I’m fairly confident they haven’t combined for a four-game performance like the one that wrapped up today.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Aug 7, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that's about right
we’ve had points in the season when two of them were hitting, but then the third one would go 0-fer.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
So
How were your weekends?
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well through no fault of my own
I found out PNC Park will be in a big movie
http://www.wpxi.com/entertainment/27761672/detail.html
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's a good thing the Pirates got to mid-season over .500
otherwise this just wouldn’t be realistic
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
At least that movie will be realistic, even if a Pirates’ renaissance is the last thing I’ve wanted to see. This year’s relatively good start by the Pirates (and their uncomfortably close proximity to the Card in the standings) was reviving my long dormant dislike for that team.
Rocking the Red for teams on the banks of the Potomac and at the Gateway Arch and Singing the Blues about Hockey.
Taylor Lautner evades sniper through crowd!
….waitaminute.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I will always have a soft spot in my heart for the Pirates
because Roberto Clemente was so fun to watch.
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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 8, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey, I sat behind that girl in class
Lily Collins, Phil’s daughter. She’s a very sweet, intelligent girl. Said I smelled good
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is someone writing this down? this is good stuff
would've.
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Yeah bro I have all the inside info
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Shit really?
I remember her from The Blind Side, she’s fine as hell. She went to high school a couple of blocks away from mine.
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Yeah
She was actually probably the most active person in a class of 100+. Raised her hand often, gave calculated answers to complex questions about race and class in LA.
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What class was it, sociology?
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"Race and Class in LA"
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Sounds like it's all just a bunch of lies!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-dun
by peppermartin on Aug 7, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A weird mix of great and terrible
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Awesome: Housewarming party Friday night (accompanied by drunk Tweeting)
And birthday party last night
The Sporting KC game last night was just DEVASTATING though. Still felt terrible about it when I woke up this morning
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oh, that's too bad.
I just read about it. Did they put Ryan Franklin in goal for the last few minutes?
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
Not the goalie's fault
We were playing a man down for most of the second half on a dubious straight-red. Just…ugh. Can’t talk about it yet.
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Hopefully this is tangential, then...You're so level-headed about baseball.
Is it soccer itself that makes you more emotional or your position in the team?
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
I've thought about this
I’m not really sure right now…. I’m sure actually coming up with the gameplans and stuff has an effect, but mostly it’s just the nature of the game that draws me in, I suppose. I’ve always said that I love soccer and baseball equally, but for completely difference reasons. Baseball, to me, is like science. Soccer is like music.
Baseball is a 162 game season, and each individual game is largely meaningless in the big scheme of things. There are only ~30 games in a soccer season and we’re right in the middle of the playoff hunt
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Thanks for the thorough response. I appreciate it.
Considering how much passion people have for the game world-wide, I’ve always kind of wished I could understand it better.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
I'm still learning, too
It’s a very tactical sport. Spend two minutes browsing through ZonalMarking and you’ll see how changes in a formation, or what sort of runs your wingers make, have this nebulous effect on our offense and how it can increase your chances of scoring a goal by, say, 10% or 20%
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Yeah. Comprehensive, eh?
I’m just trying to pick the coaches’ brains as much as I can and learn as much about the game as I can
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It looks like chess. As much as I love baseball,
I always wish it was a bit more strategic of a game, which is what I love about football.
Sure, there’s strategy in pitching, but beyond that there’s not a whole lot of overall strategy.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
Come to KC. Take in a game.
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Er sorry, that doesn't open in a new window
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we had people over
And I got to show off my lobster raviolis topped with my wife’s vanilla butter sauce. Also, drank lots of wine and say lots of songs.
Grit != flat out sucking.
that sounds awfully good..
"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"
not too bad
rode 20 miles on my bike and didn’t have a heart attack, so that was pretty cool. nothing broke at work that i know of, i don’t have to go back in for jury duty for another week at least, made some pretty decent bbq pork steaks and now I’m roasting home-grown tomatoes & making spaghetti sauce & salad dressing for the week.
also looking forward to the cooler weather..
"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"
Friday night friend from out of town took me out to eat. watched some wimp.com with her, which was a great find. had practice with my “side project” for lack of a better word. playin’ drums for an altrock/country band. then had a party after practice, nothing too crazy. danced my ass off (don’t do that very often). was kinda hungover today but met up with a few friends for brunch at Handlebar. been chillin since then.
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 7, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, I wish Phil Collins would go back on tour
I caught him a couple years back when he was touring with Genesis, but of course, they didn’t play any of the regular PC classics.
Allen Craig with a home run tonight.
Why are we playing with a 23-man roster?
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 7, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Cause Freese looks pretty good?
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Well he plays a better third than Freese does now
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I don't think he's fully healthy yet
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Matt Carpenter is raising his .403wOBA with another three hits tonight
Why are we playing with a 23-man roster?
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 7, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Tyler Greene raising his .418 wOBA with a 1-3 night with a walk
why are we playing with a 22-man roster?
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by CodyG on Aug 7, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
God you just KNOW that next year he's going to explode with some other team.
And yes I have this feeling that he’s going to get Pagnozzi’d
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 7, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he was referring to when Pagz was starting over Anderson in AAA.
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oh
well i don’t see that happening unless jackson gets promoted this season which he should
this is greene’s last option year. they will either find room for him on the team next year or trade him
He has no trade value at all.
I think it’s a release or keep thing.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Uh not at all
It means that I think they’ll release him and try it with another team.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Since Molina’s suspended.
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by CapsFan75 on Aug 7, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because it's the Cardinals...
If there is a team anywhere, in all of sports, that manages injuries worse, I dunno.
Is anyone else starting to get concerned about Garcia?
I think fatigue is starting to catch up with him. I miss Wainwright
i'm concerned that if a fly so much as lands on his perfectly groomed hair, he loses it.
he’s a little too perfectionist. he’s gotta be able to reset like Carp
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I am concerned about Garcia
He seems to be getting rattled about the least little thing and then he looses his form, starts getting his body motion toward the plate out in front of his arm and start throwing high. You can see it happening. It was real obvious today and I was shocked Duncan didn’t pop out to the mound and settle him.
the cardinals have such a great track record
Yadi has a mixed track record of doing that for Dunc, I wish he’d fine-tune that more. Bengie might be better than him at that.
and
he’s 25. so I’m sure the minute his dad shows up for coaching…….
would've.
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randy's redbird reflections is pretty funny
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 7, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
channel 11 has spaceballs ohhh yeah
would've.
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Nineteen dickety-two
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by mysterui on Aug 7, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So... about a week for your mother?
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by vivaelpujols on Aug 7, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
wat
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Nineteen dickety=two?
Like it’s been 19 dicks, so about a week for your mother… Ah, hell nevermind.
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by vivaelpujols on Aug 7, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Batimore 6/28-6/30
before that it was the Cubs 6/3-6/5
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
Yes, the Baltimore series was a glorious one to attend
how can I forget – I fell deathly ill during the 9th inning of the last game, and spent the next 3 days cromiting. Lost 10 pounds, I did.
by peppermartin on Aug 7, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Anytime someone talks about dancing and baseball
I think about this kid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ9H5XPKi-o&feature=related
I freaking wish I could do that.
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dustin pedroia, a modern marvel of playing the game the right way
even hit the bench with his bare hand afterward because he cares so much
did you know that guy hops before every pitch? what an amazing human being
well, talk about swimming on the other side of the gene pool
by peppermartin on Aug 7, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
1 pt. Cocchi Americano + 1pt. Blume Marillen + ice = a midsummer night's drink.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
I just took two tequila shots
Basically the same thing right
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so, if you were hypothetically an indians fan...
how hypothetically pissed off would you be about the ubaldo trade?
not the president of the -0.2 WAR AAAA shortstop club
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 7, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
Terribly
But I overvalue prospects probably, so
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Yeah but still.
Isnt’ that two big prospects, both of which are likely to do something in the MLB and one of them likely to be actually good. And those guys aren’t even the only prospects (though I suppose those are the only ones the Indians fans would care about losing)
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 7, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
CG is hypothetical now?
does she know this
would've.
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Yeah, it was decided last week
Jon Jay ruled.
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by vivaelpujols on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This should be the most important week of baseball played by the cardinals this year to date. Anyone have any ideas about how this week will go?
yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man
Undefeated
Pujols goes 34-35 to get above .300 and stay there
Corey Patterson gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle and spends the rest of his time as a king of a race of aliens
Colby Rasmus wanders back to the team somehow
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by mysterui on Aug 7, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
dang off day monday
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 7, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
my best is guess is that we beat the brewers 2 out of 3 games since they suck on the road
then we lose the 3rd game due to the getaway lineup
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 7, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Late night VEB has done nothing but disappoint me
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I have picked the wrong time to hang out at veb
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 7, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I know right?!
Why aren’t there more drunk people here on a Sunday night?
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So
How’s the daughter doing?
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way to make that creepy in a hurry
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by azruavatar on Aug 7, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Really well. She turned 2 just over a week ago.
The days go slow, the years go fast, as they say.
She’s definitely a person now, which is amazing. She gets things like the future, can talk about memories, and even make jokes (Today we were sitting on the couch. She ate a whole bunch of almonds, and when she was done, I asked her if she was still hungry. She said, “Yep!” And I asked what she wanted to eat. She broke into a big grin, said “DADA!” and pretended to bite my shoulder.) She can count to 17 and knows the alphabet, though d, n, and v don’t exist yet.
It’s all definitely the best thing ever.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
I am without sound tonight (wife sleeping). I'll try to remember to check it out tomorrow.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
The last minute of that clip
is easily one of my favorite comedy bits.
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That's awesome!
I think Scrubs said it, but having kids is like owning a dog that eventually learns how to walk and talk
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awesome
I can’t wait. Neither can Mrs. Scoot, but I keep telling her to quit wishing our lives away.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Yeah, it's pretty great. It took a while to be great for me, though everyone's experience is different.
The first year is HARD, the first 3 months especially. Enjoy what time you have left as just the two of you. I do love it and am SO glad with the decision, but it certainly changes things, which includes destroying some nice things about the childless life.
I say this not as a warning at all, but I think that a lot of people go into it with all of these dreams about how it will be, and then get depressed when they realize how much a day to day grind is for the first bit, especially because they think they should love every bit of it…
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
happy birthday to her then!
I played catch with my seven-year-old son today. It was fun.. we’re still working on the coordination of throwing overhand, but he sure enjoys it.
"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"
Thanks! That's great. I have a little t-ball set for her, and playing fetch with our boston terrier and a tennis ball is one of her favorite things.
I can’t wait until I can play catch with her, though that’s a while off.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
this.
not the president of the -0.2 WAR AAAA shortstop club
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 7, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok twitter hasn't told me anything.
I have Pham and Tavares as the only prospects that I really like to do anything and then after that, I can’t find anyone. Excluding Adron Chambers and the Springfield outfielders, what other OF should I start paying attention to?
Any ’11 draftees in particular I guess since I really shortened the field.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
If we sign him, Charlie Tilson.
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He's hard to get excited about.
Since he has no stats and is one of those guys who will be up in five years or so. Still I will pay attention to his progress.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Well there really isn't if you think about it.
DJ Tools goes under Springfield OFs. Only one close enough to get excited about? Andrew Brown who is 26-years-old and hitting similar to how Allen Craig did.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, Brown was the other guy I was thinking about
I went with Jones because of his defense assuming one is below average and the other is above average.
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Yeah I realize DJ is still 24
But he’s behind Chambers and Brown, and Pham looks to be passing him soon with his AA numbers + younger age on the OF depth chart.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'd go Chambers>Jones>Brown in that order
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Yeah that's probably right.
But i believe the front office, in terms of promotion, would be more like Brown>Chambers>Jones based off the way they’ve promoted so far.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
repost from previous thread
We’re installing new hardwood flooring. We want to go with a dark bamboo, like this. What else will we need to install it over plywood sub-flooring? I plan on nailing it down. A lot of the good reviews suggest using Elastilon backing to attach it to the sub-floor instead of nailing or gluing. We are covering about 600 square feet and I also have the new trim picked out.
I’m probably going to have it installed and want to make sure that when I get it done I have all the material that I need. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
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Be wary of hungry pandas
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by mysterui on Aug 7, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so I shouldn't invite Pablo Sandoval over?
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by scoot on Aug 7, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you can start a franchise with any two players
who would they be?
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Tulo and Cano
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Cano & Shelby
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
FYI
The troll in the afternoon thread got banned.
Flags work people!
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by azruavatar on Aug 7, 2011 11:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
rec!
"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"
Aw I missed this
What’d he do?!
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Toronto guy bragged about having Rasmus and teased about Patterson, then ripped on Scrabble a bit.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
not to mention
the whole, “man, I had to wait like a week to get on here to rub your face in this trade”
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then he called it fair game because the Blue Jays haven't been to the playoffs in 20 years.
also he commented on the long wait to join VEB.
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I call that the brutal truth
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apparently he was not flagged so we could have a thread just like this!
flagged!
man, we really are a bunch of kvetching old geezers, or that barbershop played by all Eddie Murphys
would've.
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Some good stuff from Kary Booher about the S-Cards
Funny story about Jackson (fifth round, 2009): When Warner was asked about Jackson’s slump in May (.170 average for the month), the manager shook his head and rolled his eyes, saying Jackson was constantly trying to change his approach at the plate. “These guys think they have to change everything at the first sign of trouble,” Warner said. Jackson needs to stick to what has worked the past eight weeks, as he often hits to the opposite field.
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So, rui
didn’t you say that the Red Sox were basically screwed after that slow start?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
No, I said that you couldn't project that they would end up winning the division
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Was this the long discussion about how season projections are re-done after an extremely good or bad period rather than including the period.
Like they were 2-11 or whatever and people wanted to keep their projections the same and defended it by saying that this is one of the losing streaks that gets included in their initial projection?
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
Probably, yes
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What other websites do you have open in your tabs?
my other tab open is reddit, or to be more specific http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems
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Google music and Facebook
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how is google music?
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 8, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty awesome
Just a music player in the cloud
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I'm out of invites at the moment
I’ll let you know when I get some more
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I've got some extra invites if you want one.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Should I use the email on your sbn profile page or a different one? (You can just email me the one you want me to use.) and I’ve got 3 more invites, if anyone wants one.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
yes please
my email is on my sbn page. danke!
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 8, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
same question
shall I use the email I see when I click on your name?
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
my other 4 are
something to do with politics that will not be spoke of.
google+
gmail
man I’m boring tonight
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 7, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
An information page about breeding Pearl Gourami (Trichogaster leeri), because I'm cool like that.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
facebook and this
plus tweetdeck and google talk.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 7, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2011/8/7/2350422/with-8-4-victory-the-st-louis-cardinals-sweep-the-florida-marlins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEh6TcmlQes
http://mortigitempo.com/really_bored/index.php?app=core&module=search&do=new_posts&search_app=forums
https://twitter.com/
https://mail.google.com/mail/#inbox
https://www.bookstore.txstate.edu/booklist.aspx
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/legislation-news/210506-fda-modified-risk-tobacco-products-meeting.html
http://espn.go.com/espn3/player?id=218922&league=MLB
facebook & serious eats (looking at grilled pizza recipes)
"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"
also tandoori chicken now that i look back
man, i love that stuff.
"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"
Google, Reddit, Slashdot, webmail, VEB, VEB thread, SBN StL, Paizo, Girl Genius,
webmail client 1, remote access 1, webmail client 2, remote access 2, Amazon, Archive.org
That’s Firefox. I had more, but recently restarted.
Chrome: Viva El League (x3), MLB, Picasa, Fangraphs, BRef, BRef, GMail, Twitter
Colby in TOR: .244/.262/.415 1HR 8K/1BB 8/07
by The Continental on Aug 8, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
don't make me give you some first world problems
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I meant to withdraw $60 dollars at the ATM but accidentally withdrew $600. Now my wallet won't shut.
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Have you seen the "My life is so hard" meme?
Easily my favorite since Bachelor Frog
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no, but I need to check it out now.
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PIctures incoming
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...
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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mainly because
that’s the face I make when I have to restart my computer.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
...
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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...
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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Er... text is "But he didn't let us out early"
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My three year battle to keep firefox continues!
I need to figure out how to get the new version on the comp without getting busted by IT. I will be victorious!!!
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
I dragged the image over and read it like that.
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haha, it sounds similar to first world problems.
for example "My smartphone changes “lol” to “LOL” making me sound more amused than I actually am."
“I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to poop and I was bored the entire time.”
“When I put my spoon into my empty pudding cup, it tips over.”
“Sometimes a .gif doesn’t download very fast and I have to look away until it is finished so i don’t spoil it.”
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by CodyG on Aug 8, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want to read in the bathtub but I'm afraid my book would electrocute me.
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I printed out a 200 page doc, threw it away and reprinted it on two sides so people wouldn't think I waste paper.
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My GPS made me drive through the ghetto.
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I will never have sex with Emma Watson
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do you not get the joke?
It’s a first world problem.
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WAT
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm still waiting for that image
paulspike stuck in a thread to load.
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by azruavatar on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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Son of a
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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...
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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...
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay I'm done
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thanks, the meme was great.
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See I couldn't tell
I actually don’t think it is
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Parents have basically ruined my online experience.
My mother is on facebook and openly wept in front of me when I told her I’d blocked her. My father reads my twitter account. I’m essentially left with VEB as the only safe haven and I know a few people in real life are aware of who I am here (not that I hide it).
Anyway, I had a freaking crazy Saturday night. Details to follow.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
I had to go to this wedding that I was dreading.
It was some girl that I hadn’t talked to since we graduated college 3 years ago but we had gone to high school together and were good friends in college. One of our mutual friends (who I’ve stayed in much closer contact with) was going as well so I thought what the heck. I was still dreading it though because I expected all sorts of high school people to be there.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
OH MAN THIS IS A MULTI-PARTER
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shh.. we're trying to listen
"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"
I hope no one tries to read it now that it's been fractured by late night subthreads.
Still not a werewolf.
It was tough, but I fought through it.
(first world problem?)
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by The Continental on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yes, that is a first world problem
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Az wrote a mult-part story and VEB doesn't have a collapse subthread function
first world problem.
Still not a werewolf.
Are you actually in danger of becoming a werewolf?
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
But what the hell do I know?
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions
add caption
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by The Continental on Aug 8, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Somehow, I have pretty good luck with women at weddings
despite having, literally zero game. This wedding was no different although the DJ who went by the stage name DJ Chuck Norris (seriously) was the worst DJ I’ve ever seen. No slow songs, played Thriller at one point. Just terrible.
One of the guests who happened to be at our table had flown in from England. The bride had studied abroad in college and this girl had stayed in touch. Whatever. She was incredible. Very good looking, outgoing, charming, witty and the accent … wow. Spent most of the night working on this girl and had a great time despite having to actually request the slow songs. (DJ Chuck Norris was throwing cold water on my lack of game all night.) So I was having a good time and things start to wind down. Or so I thought!
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
By this time
the groom had gotten tanked, unbeknownst to me. The bride’s family is not pleased that she is marrying this guy that they do not approve of. As the groom gets drunker, articles of clothing continue to be taken off. He’s now stripped down to his wife beater and is flashing the classic barbed wire bicep tattoo.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
by azruavatar on Aug 8, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Flash forward a few minutes.
Suddenly, there’s a commotion near the bar and the bride is seen trying to convince the groom to leave. There’s some posturing, some people being fake held back so they can point over the person who is lazily interposing themselves.
The two people having the argument? The groom and his best man (also step-brother).
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
The argument gets louder and f bombs start to fly.
Finally the groom is ushered down the hallway with the wedding party starting to exit rather unceremoniously. They make it to the bathrooms were the groom makes a pit stop. Apparently everyone was distracted because the best man slips into the bathroom as well. Next thing you know, they are fighting each other in the bathroom of the banquet hall.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
You see a couple people duck into the bathroom to try and break it up.
The best man emerges cursing loudly and proceeds to punch the walls, curse and slam doors as he exits. (The bride has been bawling steadily now. I’m trying to slow dance with girl from England and watch via a mirror reflection. Turns out I can keep up small talk and watch a fight at the same time. Talented robot is talented.)
Next thing you know the groom’s father has fallen (been pushed?) down to the floor. He too is quiet drunk. He is also not exactly high class having worn jeans to his son’s wedding. #truestory
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
by azruavatar on Aug 8, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This story is making me so uncomfortable.
What a trainwreck. Can’t look away.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
most important thing: the robot went to a wedding in which the groom's father wore jeans.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if they served pigs in a blanket at the reception. I freaking love pigs in a blanket.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
It was a mexican food line
nachos, tacos and all sorts of toppings. It was quite yummy though probably not what I’d serve at my hypothetical (never going to happen – I’ve got another fun story about that) wedding.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
Story time with the robot!
Fisticuffs and dancing.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
and nachos!
"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"
i mean, you don't want kids.
you’re screwed.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
LIES!
Or at least they are such a small minority that I’ve never met any who are still single.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
this.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I like how fang gets group with the teenagers.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I find that the people trying to make a big deal
Out of a couple years of age are the ones who have the most to gain by the distinction.
Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.
21...
but i know a lot about stuff.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
i would like to meet a 21-year-old who does not think this about themselves
by prophetjohn on Aug 8, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm different.
well, not a lot different, but i’m different.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
you're, what, 23?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
WTF do I remember this crap?
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aspergers
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by azruavatar on Aug 8, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm 22 and I feel like a fucking idiot
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well you got married.
you should.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Well I would call it stupid
if he hadn’t already told us that he has been dating her since he was 14. Most people don’t get married after going out for 7 years so I can’t really fault him.
He got married early, but it’s not like he rushed or anything if that makes sense.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
DAMMIT PEOPLE 'TWAS A JOKE
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
This makes me smile. I’m a full Bieber older than you, and I know very little about very little, but I appreciate the confidence.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Or maybe I know very little about a lot? Whichever the fuck means I don’t know very much. (See, that’s another thing I don’t know!).
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I know a bit about a few things, little about lots of things, and lots about nothing.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
a full bieber
i like that.
I’m also old enough to know I don’t know shit.
"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"
It was fun in college
when I thought I knew things and relatively speaking, I did. Starting a job disabuses you of that notion quickly.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
heh, wait until you get marr..
crap, nevermind.
"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"
by cschepers on Aug 8, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm just sad that someday
this blog will have reached 100% turnover from when I first joined and I will probably still be writing sunday posts each week. I’ll be writing via a direct neural interface but still . . . depressing.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
and you'll still never rid of me.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
You probably know more than the average 21-year-old
Just like I know more than the average 18-year-old.
In relation to the rest of the world… yeah… no comment.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
suck it, gabe.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
you certainly know witty and creative comebacks...
Goodnight, Sweet Prince. Colby Rasmus ~ June 7, 2005 ~ July 27, 2011
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 8, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
gabe doesn't deserve creativity.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
fair point
Goodnight, Sweet Prince. Colby Rasmus ~ June 7, 2005 ~ July 27, 2011
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 8, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I am constantly perplexed why woman don't throw themselves at you.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
i have lots of women friends...
just no women FRIENDS.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
how many girlfriends have you had?
and what happened to grace?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
that one chick from your facebook...
rui and i gave you crap about.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh...
Big whiff on her name. She’s dating someone else for your information.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
what was it....
and i’m sorry.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
You should marry Fritz's wife
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Aug 8, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahahaha.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
They definitely exist. I know some, but they're in Austin.
Okay, only one that I can think of.
Still not a werewolf.
I had a former friend just move to Austin.
She is crazy. Be careful.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
I will say, and I hope this isn't contrued poorly
I’ve never met a girl who is religious enough that she wants to wait to have sex until marriage, but doesn’t want to have kids
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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I know her through school, so that's a good sign, right?
However, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t drink either.
Still not a werewolf.
I was looking for a pic like that to put here for a while, but gave up.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
There was much discussion
but I did not care for it. (spoiler warning)
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
I remember the post
but having never watched it, I didn’t read it. Don’t plan on ever watching it, so let’s see now…
Still not a werewolf.
still haven't seen that
I suppose I should? I’ve been fighting it.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Me neither.
I know a number of women who don’t want kids, and I know a number of women who wouldn’t have sex before marriage. Zero overlap.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
Yeah, I suspect that’s a pretty small group.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, I mean, yeah
That’s probably the issue
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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Yeah, those people don't exist in LA
Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.
just wait
Many women say they don’t want kids. My wife was very anti-child from 15 – 28 or so, then all the sudden some kind of switch flipped in her head. We’re now expected our first just shy of 30.
The need for children is a ticking time bomb just waiting to go off.
heh
exactly what I was thinking – class markers all over this…
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
When I was in high school I was stupidly infatuated with this girl for a solid 4 years. We went to the same church, I had concocted all sorts of crazy ideas in my head — seriously, I was a nutjob back then.
Things never broke my way (shocker – high school boys cannot predict the future well) and I was a little bitter about it. There was one lady at my church who was in charge of the choir that both myself and the girl I was crushing on were in. We were always vying for her attention in a petulant, competitive kind of way.
I very distinctly recall one time when I got into an argument with this girl and our choir director overheard. It was a stupid argument that was about our non-relationship rather than any real disagreement. This was obvious to the choir director and she tried to play off about how we fought like a married couple. I, rashly, blurted out “I will never get married.” Choir director laughs and tries to assure me that at 18 I don’t know what I’m talking about.
I told her that I would look her up when I was 50 and she was in nursing home. I’d come to see her out of pure spite just to prove that I still wasn’t married. She got this horrified look on her face — I could be scarily intense some times — and then just kind of murmured some agreement.
So, if I never get married, I have the fall back plan of reveling in being right via pure spitefulness.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
by azruavatar on Aug 8, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and you make fun of me?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I make fun of lots of people
but no one more than myself. I’m one of the most self-deprecating people you’ll meet.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
Spite is one of the most under-utilized motivators in life.
The joke is on the choir director though. She got surprise pregnant at age 49 with her fourth child. There will be a 25 year gap between #1 & #4.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
OUCH.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeesh.
Poor, poor woman. A baby at 50! That sounds so completely exhausting. Makes me want to go to sleep.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
haha that kid will graduate college when she's 72.
AHAHAHAHA
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I keep trying to convince my mother to do this because I never had a little brother.
She still seems weirdly against it; maybe she has to wait until the youngest is 25 for that awful age gap.
Still not a werewolf.
My mom posted something on facebook
about having a little one around the house. I almost shit my pants since there’s already a 16 year gap between me and the youngest. She was talking about a new kitten.
Not funny.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
Do you have any nieces or nephews?
Grandkids usually solve these type of problems.
Still not a werewolf.
No.
I’m the oldest in the family. The cousins aren’t really of age yet. My middle brother has a very slim chance of meeting someone given that he’s a weird computer recluse. (coming from the internet robot on a cardinals blog at 11:44pm.)
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
that happened?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Was this in the UID days?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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no. maybe?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
ah. why don't i remember that?
oh yeah, probably because i was 16 and too busy (insert things 16 year olds do) to notice.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
that.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Thankfully both of my older siblings are married with kids
so nobody expects anything from me
Still not a werewolf.
My mother wound up crying when I told her I didn't want kids
Come to think of it, my mother has cried often to try and get her way with me. She’s impressive with the guilt – and we’re not even Jewish!
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so you facebook blocked her
serves her right!
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by YesWeOquendo on Aug 8, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
my oldest and youngest brother have a age gap of 25
I brought this up probably a dozen times while my mom was pregnant, everyone eventually rolled their eyes after awhile.
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My sister is 6.5 years older than I am and I have trouble relating to her sometimes
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my sister is 13 months younger than me
and I feel the same way.
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My sister and I are complete opposites.
Explain this to me: You make the Varsity basketball team as a freshman. First off the bench sub your sophomore year.
And she’s already told me and my family she isn’t planning on playing college basketball even though she’ll most certainly get a scholarship.
She’s a, if you’re wondering, a post woman who isn’t tall (about my height at 5’11) but kind of large and she can hold her own against the best defensively.
Basically, she averages like 10 boards a game and plays elite defense. Why the fuck won’t she even consider basketball in college??!! It drives me nuts.
by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 8, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'm not your sister.
But if I were, the fact that it makes you nuts would be reason #1 for me not considering it (or at least not saying I was considering it).
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Well I hadn't shared that opinion with her
until she made it known. I really don’t think I was much of an impact on her decision.
She doesn’t want to be one of the athletes and wants to be a regular student.
make sure and post the video
of your sister beating fang up on youtube
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by azruavatar on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
she probably could.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know.
You’d think she could beat me up but she’s afraid of me for some reason even though I never touch her.
then i could probably intimidate her.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Just usual late night stuff
Whether fang, who is 6-4 and is 21-years-old, can beat up a 16-year-old girl.
You know… usual stuff.
in fairness your sister is 5'10
also, i think i remember her tweeting you one time and making fun of you. good times.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Here's a few of her tweets that I did not delete:
Slapping my grandma’s ass cause i can
Anyone else stare at themselves in the mirror for a good 10 minutes just to remrmber how sexy u r? Me too :)
Flexxin for my family becuz they know whose #BOSS
wth?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
ah.
that’s right. your sister wins so much.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
This is much less funny
given that it appears above fang’s comment. Curses.
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alright i'm coming over to beat your sister.
also, saint joe’s? ursuline?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Nerinx
The problem is that dumb fucking coach is a guard-oriented coach who refuses to adapt and has the two big women go on the court one at a time instead of having both on the court and being a completely dominant post game.
most underrated thing about nerinx...
stupidest. fucking. mascot. ever.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
It isn't really a crayola marker, is it?
Cause that really is bad.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
oldest and youngest are half siblings
but my two sisters are full.
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I have 3 half sisters and 1 full brother
and a niece and a nephew
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
2 full sisters, 2 half brothers
and 2 nieces (both of which are older than my youngest brother)
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yeah i can respect this.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
holy hell look who it is!
and, yeah, pigs in a blanket fucking rule.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
So the groom's father gets up
drops a few f bombs while pointing at the bride’s father . . .
and then punches him in the face! (Slow dance is shot at this point. We’re all gaping in horror.) They turn the banquet hall lights on and start to tell everyone that they are closing down. It’s like 10:00pm. Reception started around 6pm.
So the scuffle in the hallway continues before they clear everyone else out. It was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
I've been to another wedding reception where
a guest was asked to leave for being belligerent but this is the first where the best man and groom fight followed by the fathers-in-law fighting.
And to think, I almost didn’t go.
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Exactly.
And I’m betting that – if they’re still in the picture – the mother and mother-in-law are none too pleased themselves.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
My wife had to drag her sister and and her sister's new husband back to their place, undress them, and put them in bed
after their wedding.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
Same sister didn't mix terribly well with the open bar at our wedding.
At least she mostly stayed out of our hair that night, so whatever…
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
because they were really drunk
took me a while to figure out what was going on here
by prophetjohn on Aug 8, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you or did you not hook up with British chick?
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yeah....this is what i was waiting for.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
That's not really my style.
Though, if ever there was a time I’d been tempted to make an exception, this was it.
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sex with girls is not your style?!
by prophetjohn on Aug 8, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
oh.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, this is all I care about
Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.
...
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
wow, that's freaking amazing!
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 8, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
amazingly dysfunctional
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
This sounds exactly like my cousin's wedding
except it was her groom and her dad who got in the fight after more than a few beers. Poor groom never stood a chance. Groom is about 5’10" 180. Dad is 6’5" and 320ish. It was over very shortly.
They’re divorced now because he tried to hit her once and she beat his ass.
"Go crazy, folks, go crazy! It's a home run, and the Cardinals have won the game, by the score of 3 to 2, on a home run by the Wizard! Go crazy!" - Jack Buck (my earliest baseball memories)
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by WizardofOz1982 on Aug 8, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He's lucky he's not floating in a lake somewhere.
"Go crazy, folks, go crazy! It's a home run, and the Cardinals have won the game, by the score of 3 to 2, on a home run by the Wizard! Go crazy!" - Jack Buck (my earliest baseball memories)
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by WizardofOz1982 on Aug 9, 2011 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions
that sounds kinda awesome
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 8, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I still don't really understand google+
but I should probably give it a try eventually.
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sent you an invite
give it a look sometime
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I like the circles function.
Haven’t tried a ‘hangout’ yet.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
I only veb on veb. So far I’ve kept fbook, etc., separate.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I did my first hangout tonight
since it doesn’t really describe what it actually is. video chat though is a nice feature, and it worked well.
low in the zone
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I blocked my mom awhile ago on Facebook
Even had to delete my brother because she kept posting comments with his account. It’s a war folks.
Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.
this gane w
get some runs
by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Aug 8, 2011 12:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
fucking sbn
This game will go 5 hrs
get some runs
by OurSaviorAaronMiles on Aug 8, 2011 12:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
TWO REDBULLS!
ROBOT DO MANY CHORES AND BE VERY TIRED FOR GYM AND WORK IN MORNING!
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
I am not getting much done
but VEB late night when I’m wired = fun.
Beware: Velociraptors may be present.
this is sort of awesome.
this three times/year occurrence is always fun.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
wait is the 2012 schedule already released?
how do we know we’re playing the marlins on opening day?
They didn't release the schedule, but apparently some guys have "sources"
that say they’re planning on the Cardinals and Marlins playing 1 game at Miami Ballpark to open the season on a Wednesday. Then after that 1 game we’d each go play other teams, and we’d have a full series there later in the season.
i'm in a hotel in texarkana, tx
with my two brothers, aged 20 and 17. they are busy wrestling each other and bitching at me to turn off the laptop so they can go to sleep. i feel like i’m 10 all over again.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
Man, I miss family road trips
Vacation?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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yep. making our way down to galveston.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Texarkana is horrible.
The whole town smells like sulphur.
"Go crazy, folks, go crazy! It's a home run, and the Cardinals have won the game, by the score of 3 to 2, on a home run by the Wizard! Go crazy!" - Jack Buck (my earliest baseball memories)
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by WizardofOz1982 on Aug 8, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, this.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 9, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
There's no way I get more tha 4 hours of sleep tonight.
Blech. And I didn’t write FR today either. Got to do that at lunch tomorrow, I guess.
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yeah, it was released august 8th
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not that anyone cares....
I start two-a-days tomorrow. Its gonna suck.
by rumors on Aug 8, 2011 1:08 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Yikes. HS level, college level?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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Whoa you're in high school?
I thought I was the only one. Well not really anymore since i’ll be in college, but still glad to learn I’m no longer the youngest (besides VEP who still isn’t 18)
So young
So naive
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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how old do I need to be to ask people to get off my lawn?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
exactly
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by CodyG on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rui is going to piss you off
Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.
bwahahaha
code monkey
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by azruavatar on Aug 8, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
bwahahaha
uhhh … austin monkey?
But seriously, you live in Texas and you don’t know what two-a-days are?
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Not an excuse. I was a math major. (I do, however, completely approve of the physics/math major! Way to go clank!)
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
You're like a theoretical engineer.
I don’t know how to make fun of this without implicating myself.
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And have none of you ever read or watched any Friday Night Lights?
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
connie britton
wowza.
She’s only gotten prettier since the Spin City days.
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ew
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
i'll take the daughter and the girlfriend, plz.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
seriously
I wanted to let that go but if you don’t think Connie Britton is attractive . . . well, then TV and media has really destroyed your concept of what a woman should look like.
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by azruavatar on Aug 8, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
truth
And I will counter with kyle chandler. swoon.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Something about her face just isn't right.
"Go crazy, folks, go crazy! It's a home run, and the Cardinals have won the game, by the score of 3 to 2, on a home run by the Wizard! Go crazy!" - Jack Buck (my earliest baseball memories)
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by WizardofOz1982 on Aug 8, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
just started it today.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope you enjoy it!
Here’s a tip: The second season is the worst, but it’s worth watching – even though some of the storylines are silly – because it sets up the third.
by peach concrete on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
fair enough.
the show has everything i could possibly ask for. football, drama, and hot chicks.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
i was really sad it ended =(
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by Bowling_Guy25 on Aug 8, 2011 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions
fang, out.
it’s been real, VEB
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by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 8, 2011 1:26 AM EDT reply actions
I replaced our kitchen faucet today.
But anything complex is probably over my head.
Colby in TOR: .244/.262/.415 1HR 8K/1BB 8/07
by The Continental on Aug 8, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I got home and my bathroom floor was covered in water
My toilet is gurgling in creepy ways and the water level in the bowl keeps dropping. The water seems to be coming from underneath the sink. I just want it to stop and to go to bed.
Still not a werewolf.
Are their valves under the toilet and sink?
If you shut them off, that might stop whatever is leaking.
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by The Continental on Aug 8, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
ok, VEB will not give advice on flooring and plumbing. got it!
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
The Continental gave me as much as I needed.
Turns out there’s a problem with the water main, and the best thing I could’ve done was to turn off the water. Which I did, thanks to late night VEB!
Still not a werewolf.
I've got nothing on the flooring
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
anyone know anything about
Warrensburg, MO? Or the University of Central Missouri?
by rumors on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I went to Boys State there after my junior year of high school
Wasn’t particularly a fan of the city. But I’m clearly a big-city guy, so take that into consideration
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looking at it for college.
Hoping for some experience. I’ll be playing football and majoring in business.
by rumors on Aug 8, 2011 1:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm facebook friends with Lane Kiffin if you wanna go to USC
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Nothing beats actually visiting the school.
I would do that. You expect to play football in college?
unless something goes terribly
Wrong in the next two years, I will play college ball.
by rumors on Aug 8, 2011 1:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
looking at it for college.
Hoping for someone who knows the town and the college to tell me what the football coach and website don’t tell me. I’ll be playing football and majoring in business.
by rumors on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i think there's an outelt mall there
but there’s like three ‘W’ towns on the way to st louis and i confuse them all. maybe it’s warrenton
you're thinking of Warrenton, which is well east of Columbia
by the way, hot tip: never speed on I-70 in Warrenton.
Warrensburg is on hwy 50 SE of KC.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
also
Wentzville is where I-70 and hwy 40 come together, mile marker ~200. (I have made the drive between KC and STL many, many times.)
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
I was going to go there if I wasn't going to go into Journalism
Their dorms are top of the class. Their journalism program is nearly non-existent so that’s why I brushed them off. Also, they aren’t dead like Truman or have a ridiculous amount of people like Mizzou. So there’s that.
They were my second option behind Columbia (where I’m going)
My ISP dosn't recognize my small town, so all the hot local girls from the ads who want to date me are in an adjacent town.
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My WiFi doesn't reach around my house because it's too big.
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i get here & all the women leave & VEB goes to sleep
story of my life
nice to see the more things change, the more they stay the same
Balls
I just watched Dead Poet's Society
I thought it was pretty good, even if it got a little schmaltzy in the last 20 minutes. Fantastic acting and a lot of layers.
Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.
well it was successful for him, or so I heard.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oho, VEP is still awake too. damn, I was going to get this permanent marker and write things on all of you.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So did the kid bang the English chick at the wedding?
Piss off Tony, get shipped to Canada.
by beer me on Aug 8, 2011 7:54 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Nah
Religious reasons. I can respect that.
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by WizardofOz1982 on Aug 8, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
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