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Of course the Chicago Cubs have a winning record this month

ATLANTA - AUGUST 14: Matt Garza #17 of the Chicago Cubs pitches against the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field on August 14, 2011 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Scott Cunningham/Getty Images)

Here's what it looks like when the Milwaukee Brewers lose a game, in case you were wondering. Clayton Kershaw was kind enough to not walk anybody, so in spite of Jerry Hairston hitting two doubles against the very same Kershaw, who leads the National League in strikeouts and, up to now, did not lead the league in doubles allowed to surprisingly punchy thirtysomething utility infielders.

That's one way for the Cardinals to gain on the Brewers; another would be to beat the Cubs, who are 11-5 in August just in time to mitigate the Brewers' lost winning streak. Run differential by month: -31; -12; -30; -40; +15. 

This is what the Cubs look like when they don't suck: Aramis Ramirez is hitting, Carlos Pena is hitting, Alfonso Soriano is still doing his weird .231/.273/.500 thing, but most importantly their pitching isn't cartoonishly bad. They actually have a solid offense, sucking or not-sucking; only Darwin Barney has an OPS+ under 100, and his OBP is 46 points higher than Soriano's, so I'm sure Mike Quade isn't complaining. (The Cubs currently have not one but two multi-million-dollar stars threatening to finish the season with more home runs than walks—Soriano, at 20 to 19, and Ramirez, at 23 to 24. Ramirez once walked 74 times in a season, but he failed to hit 75 home runs. Carlos Zambrano, sadly, will end his season with two of each.) 

They'll score runs, especially with P.J. Walters struggling with the Las Vegas 51s instead of trying to throw sinking changeups through Alfonso Soriano's legs; whether they're pushovers in the Cardinals' attempt to call a regression foul on the Brewers depends on whether their pitching staff is terrible like it has been all year or just kind of bad like it has been this month.

The weekend's starters, for your terrible/bad consideration:

Star-divide

Randy Wells: Randy Wells has been the starter equivalent of Ryan Franklin this year; he's allowed 1.7 home runs per nine innings and his command has gotten noticeably worse. His progression since that great 2009 season isn't especially promising, so if the Cardinals plan on pinning 10 runs on a Cubs staff that's already allowed 611 this year today would be a good time. (Verdict: Might be terrible.)

(This month he's 2-0 with nine strikeouts, two walks, and five home runs allowed in 18 innings. Good luck parsing that.)

Matt Garza: Unfortunately, Matt Garza is really good, or at least he ought to be. He strikes out a batter an inning, walks about a third as many batters, and has seen his home run rate decline since moving out of the AL Central. He's 5-9 because the Cubs are having one of those years where Matt Garza goes 5-9 and Randy Wells goes 4-4. This month he's pitched really well, because he's Matt Garza, and he's 1-1, because he pitches for the Cubs.

(Verdict: Not even just kind of bad! Though the Cubs making the trade that brought him to Chicago in the first place should be perpetually terrifying for fans who are looking for this thirtysomething team to rebuild. It's like the moment your host pulls a burning instant pizza out of the oven and, just when you think he's looking for the takeout menu, reaches for some really great parmesan cheese to sprinkle on top.)

Casey Coleman?: With Carlos Zambrano unwilling to risk humiliating himself by hitting more home runs than walks drawn in 2011 the Cubs looked first to Casey Coleman, a not-especially-distinguished young pitcher who should probably not be in the Majors but, until someone finally starts a AAAA league, has noplace else to go.

Take a look at his minor league numbers: The Cubs threw him past three levels for which he was apparently well-suited at 20 years old and sent him to AA at 21, where he had one of those superficially great underwhelming-third-starter seasons that look so ominous in the Major Leagues.  Having gone 14-6 in AA he moved to AAA, where he's also just competent enough. 

Should he get the next Zambrano-fill-in-start—it's still TBA—he's another one the Cardinals have to beat up on. The Brewers couldn't hit Clayton Kershaw, but I bet they manage to ding one of Mike Pelfrey, Chris Capuano, and R.A. Dickey

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Should? No.

Will he? Maybe.

He’s younger, but also fatter.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Big fat players generally age badly. Pretty simple really

A pretty good example being Prince’s dad, which doesn’t bode well, gene-wise. In fact, as a trained geneticist, I’d say it’s CERTAIN that Prince Fielder’s knees will disintegrate before he’s 30.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 19, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

I wouldn’t be too worried about though

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He might get more money in the sense that

someone might be willing to give him more years equaling more total money, but I’d be surprised if he got more per year.

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Aug 19, 2011 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder is entering his age 28 season.

Albert Pujols is entering his age 32 season. A position player’s peak performance year by age is usually around age 29. So, a club is signing Fielder at his peak while a club is signing Pujols just as he is declining off his peak. What’s more, a long contract for Fielder would end when a long contract for Pujols is about half over, if you go by seasonal age.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm one of the ones spouting insanity

Though it seems most on here are. Bgh sums it up very, very well. AAV will be close but Fielder’s total contract will be larger since he’s younger and had the better season.

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by Dttl89 on Aug 19, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey i wouldn't mind if Prince gets more money than Albert.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

verily, this

Any room left on the "Fire Tony" bandwagon? Need 1 ticket.

by Lambtron on Aug 19, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was me, among others perhaps

i expect his contract will be for more total dollars because of age and the comparative performances this season
AAV, though, is up in the air as far as i can see

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 19, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'll get more

he’s younger and is putting up better numbers this year. people tend remember more recent events. pujols was injured this year also.

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had one WAR over 6, and that was three years ago.

I’d bet that Pujols’ regression would be better than Fielder’s prime. (Even though Fielder is technically post-prime and, you know, has a body that will age quickly.)

by EddieHarsch on Aug 19, 2011 8:20 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The cardinals will surely score some runs against at least two of these

pitchers, surely?! Wells and Not-Zambrano are never going to light the world on fire. Garza does concern me greatly though, i don’t know how he’s been this year, but in Tampa he could always seem liable to blow up and lose control and command if things went bad early on.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 8:24 AM EDT reply actions  

he's been really good

FIP 3.09, xFIP 3.16, SIERA 3.19

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Aug 19, 2011 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

daaaammn.

Oh well, hopefully we can still pin some runs on him. I guess the Cubs’ bullpen is still just some guys and Marmol?

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

he is walking a lot of people

so the cards should be able to get something off of him.
No idea about the bullpen, just know about garza because someone suggested trading for him (on jays site)

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Aug 19, 2011 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

It isn't great.

But, with his strikeout rate, it’s not as harmful as it could be.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

correction
he is walking alot of people, so the cards should be able to get something lots of double plays off him

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

heh

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Aug 19, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

They still have Marshall

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 8:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dayum

Haven’t seen SIERA in a while

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 8:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Uh....

unfortunately, I’m going to predict not-Zambrano will limit us to 0 runs on 3 hits through 7 or 8 innings. Just because, you know, we’ll have not seen him before, not have hours and hours of film, etc.

by ArkansasTravs on Aug 19, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may be confusing that with

his twins days. He was a monster in tampa for a while. His numbers would look even better in a park where the ball didn’t fly out of the park so fast. Like…Busch III?

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by Dttl89 on Aug 19, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

To ensure a pennant?

We’ll need to win about 11 of the 6. Maybe 15.

4 of 6 would give us a puncher’s chance. 5 or 6 would make it an open race again.

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 19, 2011 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

The only nice thing is I am not expecting anything anymore. So the games don’t make me as angry and stressed.

FREE TYLER GREENE!

by hittmeier on Aug 19, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. 5 of those 11 wins must come against the Phillies in the NLCS.

What the? How the? I don’t even know.

Any room left on the "Fire Tony" bandwagon? Need 1 ticket.

by Lambtron on Aug 19, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean pennant

gah, forget it. stupid question either way.

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by hr on Aug 19, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably already discussed

But Matt Adams hit 2 HRs last night, giving him 30 on the year. That sets the Springfield single season record, previously held by Colby Rasmus. Pretty cool stuff

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 8:59 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Time to trade him

for a package of old guys we will be disappointed in, a young pitcher TLR may not use, plus one old and shitty outfielder who should be selling cotton candy and peanuts at the ballpark.

By the way, is there a team older than StL now? Perhaps Satchell Page can help us down the stretch run as a LOOGY.

SD

by Gibby45 on Aug 19, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Our pitchers are the oldest in the NL

Our hitters are only younger than the Cubs, Dodgers, and Phillies.

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 19, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Adams < Colby Rasmus

probably just the shitty outfielder.

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by Dttl89 on Aug 19, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't help that most of our "young" rookie/inexperienced guys are like 28, 29

guys like Craig and Freese are surprisingly old.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 19, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was an oddly mellow off-day thread, even with rui's law and order break

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2011 9:34 AM EDT reply actions  

VEB: Resigned to our Fate?

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 19, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

VEB: Very Easy-going Blog

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR on Craig

Per the official site:

While he said the utility player would most likely not appear at second base again this year because of the injury, La Russa said Craig would continue to play both corner outfield spots and might even play center field.

“The right ballpark, the right time, and we want to keep Lance [Berkman] in there,” La Russa said. “I think when he’s running normally. We’ll have to judge for sure that he’s running normal.”

I think this may have already been posted and I think Dan alluded to it in yesterday’s main post.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 9:48 AM EDT reply actions  

past tense

lost it long ago

he thinks offense only, and hopes to be lucky on defense

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 19, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Desperate people

do desperate things. TLR is beyond desperate.

by jjray on Aug 19, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday, Craig, Berkman

that would not be the best defensive OF i have seen.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

that Theriot and Schumaker was not the best defensive MIF I have seen, either.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

The best defense is a good offense right?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Its only taken 3/4 of the season

but someone finally gets the 2011 Cardinals!

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

2011 Cardinals: A failure in Metrics.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes he is

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

They tried to play defense using the metric system!

It was a terrible failure. Everyone knows that you can only catch balls if you track their motion in yards.

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry colby

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of those three

I bet Holliday would be the better bet in CF than Craig.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't understand

how Craig is not healthy enough to play 2nd and just before the game on Wednesday TLR said he was still not fully healthy, but now he is considering running him out there in CF?

by OCCardsFan on Aug 19, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the concern with Craig's health is turning double plays.

Craig suffered a trauma to his knee that fracture his knee cap. I believe the club is therefore a bit weary of playing at second base, where a hard slide could aggravate the injury.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is he even running smoothly though?

As recently as the last couple of weeks he still had a pretty noticeable hitch in his gait.

by OCCardsFan on Aug 19, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lack of mobility is certainly a reason to not play him in CF.

I just think that the injury concerns of him playing CF are not any greater—and, in my opinion, are less—than him playing a corner OF spot. I think the OF is also safer, in terms of injury risk, than playing second. I don’t think the Cardinals should play Craig in CF because I don’t think he has the range for it, especially coming off his knee injury. TLR appears to agree with you and me as he places the condition of when Craig is “running normally” to him playing CF.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except he also suggested it could happen this weekend in Chicago

Also I would note that he injured the knee playing the outfield, not 2b.

by OCCardsFan on Aug 19, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Craig played 2B

during his rehab assigned @ Memphis. How is he less healthy now than during his rehab assignment?

by jjray on Aug 19, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a good question.

In a minor-league rehab assingment, MLB clubs consistently give players restrictions because the MLB club doesn’t care if it hampers the minor-league club’s chances at winning. I imagine Craig was instructed not to try and turn any double plays with a runner coming in on a hard slide.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many times?

I only saw that he played 2B once and that was in his first game back in the field; it very well could’ve been during that performance that it was decided he couldn’t/shouldn’t play there anymore.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 19, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

How in the he'll can a patellar fx make it impossible to play 2nd

But ok to play CF?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 10:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Damnit Volsn

i’m a blogger not a doctor!

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm gonna say that what bgh says makes some sense

plus infielders have to be in a lower ready position than outfielders. So maybe they don’t want him in a lower position with the patella loaded on every pitch. But I still don’t want to see him in CF.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had not considered the double play thing

But I refuse to believe a straight line run is not more stressful on a patella

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 12:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I fail to see how playing Center is phyiscally more demaining than the corners

sure you do a little bit more jogging. But I don’t see why jogging in center is going to cause more of an injury than jogging in right.

I doubt we’ll see Craig start in center in the near future. Maybe towards the end of the year if we fall out of contention any more.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not

But I fail to see how playing second is more physically demanding on the knee than
CF

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 10:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i guess that's a dumb question

of course people think that, as that was the given reason for the signing. but is there any discernible proof?

by BVHeck on Aug 19, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

just say the word.

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

There will be a one eyed man on your porch...

an hour ago.

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

euphemism?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering who that guy was

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 19, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was your surgeon

he was concerned you missed your follow up appointment

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Follow up appointment???

Now they tell me!

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey, i don't care why it happened.

I’m just really glad it happened. Watching Puma has been wonderful this year.

(Gob, please allow me to enjoy him for the rest of the season too.)

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea I see that

Not sure how that is more stress on the patella than straight line running

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 12:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

How's this

Craig at first, Albert at third, freese at 2nd

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 10:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

And Yadi in right

And Holliday at SS.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 19, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Center?

Yikes. Good thing the Cardinals traded some guy named Clobby Rasmut.

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 19, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

May have been discussed in Late Night VEB, but...

Dave Duncan is grumpy.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 10:07 AM EDT reply actions  

they weren't who he thought they were
“I think I’ve been really disappointed that we haven’t pitched deeper into more games,” Duncan said. "We’ve had a lot of five- and six-inning outings. I thought we would be better than that.‘’
Can the starters be better? Will they be better?
“I don’t know," said Duncan, candidly. The answer was the same for both questions.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

you take that back!

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 19, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew Kip F. Wells. And Kip F. Wells was no friend of mine.

And our current pitchers are no Kip F. Wells.

Irish provenance of the schwa pronunciation of vowels in weakly stressed syllables -> Missoura

by totalloser on Aug 19, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Dave might want to look in the mirror and around the rest of the clubhouse when sourcing the blame for this...

Carpenter has pitched into the 7th inning in 18 of his 26 starts this season. He’s also the only guy that Tony and Dave allow to go over 100 pitches on a consistent basis:

  • Garcia rarely gets to 100 pitches, and sometimes nowhere near that number. In a couple of those games, he was cruising along and got lifted after 6 when he probably could have gone another inning or even two. Why?
  • Lohse has probably thrown into the 7th inning more with the Cardinals than with any other team in his career. He’s been lifted a number of times after the 6th inning when he was pitching well and wasn’t over 100 pitches. Why?
  • How many times has our defense allowed a fourth and sometimes FIFTH out in an inning? Defense is a huge part of this, because when your pitchers average 3-4 pitchers per batter, you defense not making outs can add up to a lot more additional pitches, and those additional pitches are MORE taxing on those pitchers due to throwing out of the stretch. Why are we allowing horrible defense to cause our pitchers to work harder?

If the answers to the about questions are also “I don’t know” then we have an old man looking for a scapegoat, not someone looking to correct the issues.

There’s a ton of blame to go around on this issue, so perhaps Duncan should go about assessing the reasons why his manager buddy is running abhorrently bad defenders out there behind his pitchers and why the starters are getting lifted when they seem to clearly have more in the tank. If Carpenter has given up 3 runs through 6 innings, he seems to get the benefit of the doubt to pitch the seventh. If Westy, Lohse, Garcia, or McClellan have this happen, they get yanked, and in a hurry.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Aug 19, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

Defense

The Cardinals’ ERA is 3.83 and their FIP is 3.83.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't that mean our defense has been exactly average?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 10:22 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No

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by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

I was joking

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 12:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

GB pitchers normally beat their FIP

I believe Duncan is pretty spot on with each of those criticisms.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

they might would have except for........

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 19, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh fer feck sake

because of stupid goddamn estate agents i can’t move in to my apartment for next year when i planned to, on Sunday. Apparently they don’t open on weekends and can’t give me my keys unless the office is open. What a load of shit.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 10:13 AM EDT reply actions  

they would

but i’m about 2 hours away.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

apparently there ain't shit they can do for me

so i’m going to have to move in on monday, which is a bitch considering i have an essay to hand in by 2pm on that very day.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT: is "ain't" used in the UK?

I have seen you use it several times on VEB. I have always assumed (been told) that it was an “americanism”

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 'ain't' is used all the time here

its a pretty common yorkshire-ism

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

man, my school teachers are such liars!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

so that's why they speak so slowly

they’re hammered

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

whisk(e)y and dialects.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well part of it is

Just got done reading the book Outliers. IIRC the primary settlers of the Appalachia area (eastern Kentucky, bordering Virgina, etc.) were Scotch-Irish.

by sdrone on Aug 19, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

An Englishman recently told me that the reason Americans speak the way we do

is because most of the pilgrims who landed at Plymouth Rock were from Devon and Cornwall, who pronounce words like water with a hard er, and Aussies talk the way they do because most of the criminals shipped to Australia in the 18th and 19th centuries had Cockney accents, because most of them were East Enders from London. Who knows if this guy knew what he was talking about, but I guess it’s plausible.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

School teachers are always liars, especially English teachers

(I’m of course kidding about them all being liars if anyone here is a teacher, one of my best friends is a teacher)
Since we’re talking about “ain’t” anyway, I used to have an Enlgish teacher would say " ain’t ain’t a word so I ain’t gonna say it" but the only part of that sentence that isn’t a word is “gonna”. Ain’t is actually a contraction for “am not” but we use it incorrectly constantly. You would say “you am not!” so you shouldn’t say “you ain’t” but you would say “I am not” so
You could say “I ain’t” we just use it incorrectly so often that our mind hears it and immediately thinks, that’s wrong

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 19, 2011 1:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

*you wouldn't say "you am not"

Pay attention David!

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 19, 2011 1:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

in fact, i probably would say "you am not"

I am very stupid.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well crap, when I was in high school I looked up "ain't" in Webster's

And it clearly and bluntly just said a contraction for am not and now thier website has the same definition as the wiki page you linked. Bastards

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Aug 19, 2011 1:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

cockneys use "ain't" a lot as well.

I tend to make an effort to use american-isms as much as possible on here, however.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 19, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do the essay on Sunday?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've been working on it all week (ignore the fact i've been on VEB all week)

its not an easy one, i should have it done before i move in.

Basically the new plan is to try and get to Uni on monday, before the deadline. Just hope to god there’s no traffic. Late penalty is 5% of the overall mark, which is annoying but not exactly the end of the world

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

finish it today and mail it in?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

No can do

Has to be handed in in-person. (Because the School of History is stuck in the 1950’s)

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NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should riot!

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by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not with 'incitors'

being given 4 years in prison i’m not.

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NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

So how cool is Top Gear?

When somebody says “Oh Cock!” Are they talking about a rooster?
Do you all have bacon? Like bacon bacon? I hear you don’t.
If the queen says go bomb France, would anybody listen? If not seems like a waste of resources.

by OKCardsfan on Aug 19, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Man, do I love me some classic Clayton Kershaw

Shame he doesn’t throw the curve anymore

Link

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by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 10:39 AM EDT reply actions  

He doesn't?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 12:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No, replaced it with a slider

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by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's sad

His curve was pure filth

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 12:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Since when?

pretty sure I saw kershaw throw some in the asg.

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by Dttl89 on Aug 19, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to fangraphs he's using it much less (5% as opposed to nearer 20% at its peak)

but then again ATF his slider is better, so maybe there’s method in the madness.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 19, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's going to happen

Maybe not for next season…but it’s going to happen

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 12:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey it's the 60th anniversary of OKCardsfan's avatar.

Eddie Gaedel

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 10:43 AM EDT reply actions  

i need some help

what is the FIP equivalent of a “quality start”? I’m looking for a game by game number that would indicate a good outing for a starting pitcher

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 10:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Uhhhh game score?

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by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

what do you mean?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

is that something that i can find at baseball reference?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, in the game log for players

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by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok thanks

As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

for example: Game score is ‘GSc’ its a bit after the pitch count

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Though I’m unsure that’s exactly what he’s looking for

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by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok

but that still is subject to defense… i guess im looking for an idividual game score in the spirt of FIP which isolates what a pitcher is responsible for

As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

or better stated

a value that would average out all the quality starts made by starting pitchers but only factor hrs…ks… bbs… to use a a coefficient for an idea i had

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

lets say that all of the starting pitchers who made quality starts last season had an average game line like this

they each gave up 3 runs and pitched 6 innings (duh)… but on average they struck out x amount of hitters… walked x amount of hitters… gave up x amount of homers… then i could put that into the equation for FIP and have an average value for the quality start

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry... 3 runs or less in at least 6 innings

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Using FIP's individual components,

you could attempt to develop a fielding independent GSc.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

would that be similar to what i just posted above?

and if so… where on BR or Fangraphs would I be able to isolate this data? I’m not really familar with how those websites work to figure out what to do. is there a tutorial somewhere?

As soon as you get comfortable, the baseball gods will kick you right in the junk. -Chris Duncan

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs

has a FIP primer here. You could create your own game score that is fielding independent based on the FIP components. To my knowledge, there is not a fielding independent game score, but I could be wrong.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

On the game logs for individuals players, it is “GSc.”

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I should have scrolled down.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not foreign to the FIP stat

I just don’t have time anymore to become fully aquainted with perspective that can be applied to it

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here

http://members.cox.net/~harlowk22/DIPS-GS.html

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 20, 2011 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

aaaaaand Craig's in center
STL Lineup at CHI (8/19): Furcal 6; Craig 8; Pujols 3; Holliday 7; Berkman 9; Freese 5; Molina 2; Theriot 4; Garcia 1.

by BVHeck on Aug 19, 2011 10:58 AM EDT reply actions  

How timely!

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mehriot

Hit me up on Google+
FIRE TONY LA RUSSA

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does TLR mistakenly believe Randy Wells is a lefty?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, but he's figured out that he shouldn't have made

Jay the primary guy.

I mean, helluva lineup but W T F.

by sdrone on Aug 19, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

I truly believe they thought he could match Colby’s production

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 12:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i think they believed he could match Colby's production

I also believe they no longer viewed Colby as their future Center fielder. Which is why he isn’t. I believe they thought that Jay can ‘get the job done’ until the end of the year. But I don’t think they believe he is their Center fielder of the future.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

So who do they think is?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 1:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

or did you mean who do they think Jay is?

I believe they think Jay is a top of the line 4th outfielder who can make starts in all positions.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then how the he'll do you trade Rasmus!?!?

Ugh

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 1:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

auto-censored!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct.

That would be Corey Patterson.

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by monkeysareblue on Aug 19, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

For whatever reason, I find your screenname hilarious

but you really need a picture avatar. Some suggestions.



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by azruavatar on Aug 19, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was

my favorite as well

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Aug 19, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

tony

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

LoL

literally, I laughed out loud.

UNLEASH THE CRAIGEN!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. that probably makes more sense.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

HOLLIDAY FOR CF

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by Dttl89 on Aug 19, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god

Wouldn’t Holliday actually be better in center?

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by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

this lineup should mash

so we will probably get shut out. i’m so pleasantly surprised to discover we have a day game! and that i am back in the office and able to watch it.

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 19, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe?

what about berkman? At least he has played there a lot in the past.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a long, long time ago

but wasn’t he like an elite CFer coming up?

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by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elite is probably a stretch

He had an elite bat for the position, but he was below average in the field for most of his career in CF.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Aug 19, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, this lineup has some offensive firepower.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Day baseball?

Damn i’m not gonna get anything done today.

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NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

7:20 pm local time start for you, right?

That should be nice and convenient.

Any room left on the "Fire Tony" bandwagon? Need 1 ticket.

by Lambtron on Aug 19, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

looking forward to it.

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ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh, thanks for the reminder

I gotta call my wife and have her DVR this just to see Craig play center.

by sdrone on Aug 19, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Yeah!

I was thinking of someone a little faster that may or may not have been lefthanded. Must be misremembering.

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by hittmeier on Aug 19, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jay is left handed and faster. With 7 homers!

were you thinking about him?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah that must have been it.

I wonder if Jay was bombarded with Money, Strippers, Prostitutes and crazy parties when he was at Miami. Must have been where he got his swag.

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by hittmeier on Aug 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Erection, Sustained!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sure we have order but at what cost?

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

gee, who didn't see that coming?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 19, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me. I didn't see it coming

But maybe I should have.

FREE TYLER GREENE!

by hittmeier on Aug 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

when creating a line-up,

Tony has no filter. If he thinks it, he writes it.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 19, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is not fantasy baseball damnit!

Will someone tell him it’s not fantasy baseball

FREE TYLER GREENE!

by hittmeier on Aug 19, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would be for harry potter to do

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 19, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't mind craig in CF

rather have him there than a guy like patterson.

FIRE TONY LARUSSA
randy winn > corey patterson
twitter

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is Craig starting in CF a message from TLR that he needs a proven CFer?

I’m waiting for this to be floated by the media types.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know

I don’t mind being wrong

I doubt we’ll see Craig start in center in the near future.

but fuck tony, couldn’t you at least give me a day or something so people have to at least search for the thread I said it in?

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

what did you call tony?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

read the first three words of your last line

add a “t” to “but”

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

We don't have to search when you post it yourself.

Even Fucktony knows that.

Any room left on the "Fire Tony" bandwagon? Need 1 ticket.

by Lambtron on Aug 19, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAT

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Secretary of the (VEB) Tyler Greene Fan Club

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 19, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

i’m pretty sure this is a “statement” lineup with tony’s statement being that he has no faith in jon jay. kinda your own fault ain’t is, broski?

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking at this lineup, and recognizing that we are facing a RHP today....

Why did we make the Colby Rasmus trade again?

Hopefully, Rzep can get two low-leverage outs in the 9th before KMac comes in to finish off a victory. Jesus.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 19, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's truly bizarre

If AC (a converted CF who never played the position (to my knowledge)) is a better option to play CF against a RHP than Jay, this just makes no sense.

Similarly we traded Boog and then end up playing DD at SS (although he is not a SS)?

Maybe we should trade Yadi and install Matt Adams as the catcher?

by OCCardsFan on Aug 19, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sound you hear

is the hissing on Jamie’s fastball as he cranks up four miles an hour more, knowing that he now has to strike out twice as many hitters to get out of this game alive.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Aug 19, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're doooooomed

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

half of VEB silently sneaks over to BCB

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

so that's what that noise was to the far north?

A great portion of the city of Chicago just erupted in cheering….

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 19, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

apparently new GM is Randy Bush.

coff.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reggie Bush?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was on the mound today

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

is this an oblique sex joke?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 19, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

not intentionally. . .

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Ricketts is touring the minors and had said he’s have a “state of the Cubs” address “sometime in the next 10 days.”

Guess he didn’t want to wait.

by sdrone on Aug 19, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

But who is going to give Pujols his hugs?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who was that player he just signed yesterday?

(Too lazy to look through yesterday’s thread)

Any room left on the "Fire Tony" bandwagon? Need 1 ticket.

by Lambtron on Aug 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just saw a tweet that says

he was actually fired July 22nd and agreed to stay on to make sure that draft picks got signed

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

No I was off-base

It was the Royals signing Francoeur.

Any room left on the "Fire Tony" bandwagon? Need 1 ticket.

by Lambtron on Aug 19, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

That is surprising.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blast!

We cud always cownt on his incowpetence…

:=8/

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Corey Effin' Patterson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Aug 19, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

when I first saw this

I thought, “crap, way to give the club a bit of boost right before they played us”, then I decided it wouldn’t matter (GM vs. field manager, etc.). I hope my second reaction is the correct one.

by ArkansasTravs on Aug 19, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

In related news

Jim Hendry is the new bullpen catcher for the St. Louis Cardinals.

We take everyone else’s scrap heap shit, might as well keep it up.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Aug 19, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy...Jaime Day?

/Not sure if excited

Any room left on the "Fire Tony" bandwagon? Need 1 ticket.

by Lambtron on Aug 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT reply actions  

From today's tipsheet:
One loss does not a Brewers downturn make. Fans in Philadelphia and Milwaukee are already looking ahead to the potential second-round playoff showdown between the Phillies and Brewers.

Journal Sentinel columnist Michael Hunt wrote this: "But if the sagacious Philadelphians are looking ahead to a second-round matchup with our local nine, who are we to argue? That carries more weight than the fact the Brewers had the fourth-best record in all of baseball at the start of business Thursday. More clout than the reality the Brewers are playing with more confidence than Neil Peart at a village drum-off. More sense than the astonishing sight of the St. Louis Cardinals struggling to fundamentally master the game they invented.


Read more: http://www.stltoday.com/sports/columns/jeff-gordon/article_e5c0abde-ca59-11e0-bd9f-0019bb30f31a.html#ixzz1VUNsSGNQ

OUCHIE

Any room left on the "Fire Tony" bandwagon? Need 1 ticket.

by Lambtron on Aug 19, 2011 11:28 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't understand the point

What exactly did the Cardinals invent?

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 19, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's mocking the Cardinals' collective holier than thou attitude.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm. I could believe that was his intent, but I don't see how that's anything but dumb writing.

I mean, if any team could be accused of claiming to invent baseball it’s the Reds. They’re in the same division, so it’s not like that hard to think of.

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 19, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, you're stating facts

and he’s, evidently, not into facts.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 19, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

there it is.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

attaboy

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 19, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FATALITY

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Aug 19, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Merry CRasmus win the thread?

This comment is at least in the running, right?

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 19, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate that guy
Prime Minister David Cameron on TMS

“I’m not name-dropping, but I was on the phone to Obama the other day and said ‘well, at least we’re the number one in the world at cricket’. But he said ‘you invented the game – that’s like saying America’s number one in the world at baseball’!”

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

The English #1 at Cricket?

I was under the impression that India and the Philippines are the better cricket playing countries, but I’m not researching to find this out. Because it’s cricket and I don’t care all that much.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Aug 19, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Phillipines don't play cricket

India were #1 but we’re a couple of days away from completing our 4-0 annihilation them in a 4 game series. It genuinely has been quite shocking; difficult to think of a good analogy off the top of my head, but it was initially expected to be a close, exciting series, and it’s been about the most one-sided major sporting event I’ve witnessed. Pretty amazing for an England cricket fan.

We’re probably #1 now, and realistically South Africa are probably #2 in terms of quality (although India are still rated ahead, they’ve suddenly started looking very old and lacking in attitude/basic skills; much like your 2011 St Louis Cardinals).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 19, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I need Dayton Moore to get fired

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 11:46 AM EDT reply actions  

damnit

i was gonna make that joke

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, the best thing that could happen is that Jeff Kingston gets hired somewhere as a GM...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

=(

cwyers: Wow this is sad. Hendry asked what he’s going to do now, and his response? “Be a better dad.”

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
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by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Good for him

Get your dream job, milk it, then cash out and do what you really want to do.

by sdrone on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

weren't you already doing what you really wanted to do?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

Secretary of the (VEB) Tyler Greene Fan Club

In addition, IHeartFreesie

by IHeartBoog on Aug 19, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hendry

I assume baseball GM was kind of a dream job for him. I could be wrong.

by sdrone on Aug 19, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

the way it was worded

he had his dream job, milked it, and then got out to do what he really wanted to do.

Which must be retiring on a beach, because he already had his dream job.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that was my point

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

Secretary of the (VEB) Tyler Greene Fan Club

In addition, IHeartFreesie

by IHeartBoog on Aug 19, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see your point

My dream job is just that – work; what I really want to do is not a job.

by sdrone on Aug 19, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I fail to see why this is sad

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

rui might be projecting.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps because of the implication that he has not been a good enough dad up to now?

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or because of the implication

that this is his last job in baseball because of his complete ineptitude at running the Cubs organization. Although Ed Wade still has a job, so anything is possible.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Aug 19, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No-one else will ever give Hendry a job

I worry a bit that our “window” (i.e. having Pujols, and having at least 3 or 4 incompetent GMs in the NL Central) of always-being-in-contention-despite-the-stupid-thing-Mo-and-TLR decide to do.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 19, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is the deal with you and the emoticons recently?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 19, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

How else am I supposed to convey to the internet how I feel?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Words.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

o_O

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

¬_¬

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

^_^

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' -- Whittier
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Aug 19, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw you

that kind of crap has no place on this blog.

by sdrone on Aug 19, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

No one expects GERALD. F. LAIRD.
Twitter | Google+

by hr on Aug 19, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

( ._.)

Hit me up on Google+
FIRE TONY LA RUSSA

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

_|_ (-_-) _|_

no offense

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

When people talk about internet nerds

in a vague, generalizing kind of way, they have something like this in mind. An eight comment subthread of ASCII faces kind of epitomizes internet nerds.

Beware: Velociraptors may be present.

by azruavatar on Aug 19, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Les Q_Q

More “Pew-Pew”

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 19, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Cannibal Corpse?

“Hammer Smashed Face” is surprisingly sweet.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

the greatest father/daughter dance song?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haiku

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haikus are really great

but sometimes they don’t make sense
Refridgerator.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, it's a great way to express your feelings.

For instance, here Aranathor expresses lingering resentment over having been raised british by conveying positive sentiments that fade into confusion, and then spelling a word in a weird way.

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 19, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Quit being an

alcoholic

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Aug 19, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if you

quit your job!

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Aug 19, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

since I'm heading down to Wrigley in just a few

no, I think it’s quite swell. Can’t wait today to cheer on Allen Craig, professional center fielder (seriously, wtf Tony)

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Aug 19, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

I would never get a tan without day baseball.

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Aug 19, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Saturday and Sunday afternoon games.

I would be fine with teams playing day games only on the weekends and only playing night games during the week. The schedule makes this nearly impossible though.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Aug 19, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love a day game in fall or spring when the weather is gorgeous

Hot summer days are horrible.

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 19, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, is there any doubt the Cubs are going to get Friedman from the rays?

It’s gonna suck

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 12:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Why

Just wondering

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 1:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

First, it's probably doubtful that Friedman would leave the Rays.

He’s got very close ties to the rays team president and has, by all accounts, built a solid team and player pipeline that he’d like to see develop.

But Friedman grew up in Houston, the Stros are his boyhood favorite team, and his father is a prominent lawyer in town and Chairman of the Board of the Harris County-Houston Sports Authority (basically the landlord for Minute Maid Park). The Stros will be looking for a new GM when Crane officially takes over and Crane (reportedly) is interested in hiring Andrew.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 19, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did any VEBers experience the storms in NW/Western Missouri last night? And are they ok?

I know it might be useless to ask over the internet, as something like 20,000 people are still without power… but it’s worth a shot eh?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 1:10 PM EDT reply actions  

For those of you concerned that Albert might become the all-time GIDP king

he had 94 at the end of his 5th season. Billy Butler, who, like Albert, will still be 25 at the end of this, his 5th season, has already grounded into 95 DPs. Also, Ryan Zimmerman, who has 102, turns 27 in late September, and could put on a surge in his later, more injury-prone years, as well as Cano, 28 with 130, and Molina, 28 with 132. Finally, Miguel Cabrera is also only 28 (I know, it seems like he should be at least 30), and has 163

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2011 1:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm

my period is missing.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's what she said...

sorry

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Set you up

and you almost hit it out, but you had to ruin it with an apology.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

there it is.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Aug 19, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear god

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 19, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh jesus

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Aranathor

What is the British media saying about Samir Nasri today?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 1:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

He's practically a Manchester City player already

according to Mancini, but Wenger wants to play him against Liverpool on saturday. So i’m not sure when the deal will be done.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

I don’t know that we have the option not to play him. Everyone is either crocked or suspended.

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 1:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why is the Saudi Arabian little league team all blonde white kids

With white parents?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/17/11)
110 2/3IP, 122 K, 48 BB/HBP, 49 ER, 6 HR, 3.00 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 19, 2011 1:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Kevin Pietersen would have been one hell of a baseball player.

2011 Cardinals GIDPs: 133
NL Record: '58 Cardinals, 166
ML Record: '90 Red Sox, 174

by Aranathor on Aug 19, 2011 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm probably headed to the game tomorrow

send me an email if you want to meet up

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2011 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

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