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Colorado Rockies at St. Louis Cardinals, Aug 12, 2011 8:15 PM EDT


Kyle Lohse
I'd think it gauche
if you skipped a start
and still got blown apart

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3 game series vs Rockies @ Busch Stadium

Colorado Rockies
@ St. Louis Cardinals

Friday, Aug 12, 2011, 8:15 PM EDT
Busch Stadium

Aaron Cook vs Kyle Lohse

Partly cloudy,rain. Winds blowing from right to left field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around .

 

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the weekend is here now
I want some beer and baseball
plan might not happen

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

no

people are invading my house, and, well, I don’t think they’ll be watching baseball. I’m sure the beer part will happen eventually though. anyway, I’ll get to see some of the game anyway

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I handle those matters a certain way

My house. My rules. Eat your beers and watch the game. AND SIT DOWN AND SHUDDAP!

by PH4APU on Aug 12, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

Your dominance is portrayed by your stance. Remember that.

by PH4APU on Aug 12, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

my posture can be pretty bad at times

when sitting down. when standing it improves quite a bit.

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like

I’m hearing Joe West explain why his strike zone is so terrible.

by PH4APU on Aug 12, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals above all.

Remember that

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.2, Boog = 2.4 as of Aug 10
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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

it doesn’t matter anyway since my mlb.tv won’t load. time for shannon and gameday for the time being

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

go Pittsburgh

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

the rockies have had a knack in recent years

for knocking the cards out of contention

let’s stop that trend

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

These guys always scare me.

Let’s not give up 3+ runs in the first Lohse.

by illcowboy on Aug 12, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

K!

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Win Lohse Or Draw

I am excited for this game.

by PH4APU on Aug 12, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

K

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

lohse gettin' squeezed this at bat

should have been strike 3

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

strike 5...

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you ump!

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

uh

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

Is this like 1900 where to walk you need 9 balls? Instead, with this ump, you need 9 strikes for a K

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did MLB hire NBA officials?

These guys are terrible this season.

by illcowboy on Aug 12, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, that's legit

although since he got two gift strike calls in the same spot, it makes me think this ump is just bad.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

this ump has a postage stamp K zone

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

KK!

20 pitch inning thanks to the ump

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

KK

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

wat

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

ah, the ryan theriot approach to fielding

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

i think you mean this guy

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hate the Rockies have killed Seth Smith's plate discipline

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

jon jay since the trade

.220/.250/.300/.550

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH!!!

we’re doing this agaiN!!!

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

With a not-terrible BABIP right?

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have preferred if he crushed that one

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Shannon

where’s the rainbow? I bet there’s a rainbow around here somewhere. Did you see one Jim?…..[long pause] I guess he’s on the phone with somebody, some CEO, president, vice president….

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

So I bent down to pick up my baseball

and was stabbed in the eye by a stem. Hurts more than seeing Theriot play

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.2, Boog = 2.4 as of Aug 10
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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

#tweetsfromGuatemala

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

must. resist. perverted. response.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

#TweetsfromprisoninGuatemala?

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guatemala has been invaded by agressive killer plants!

And they’re armed! Get out while you can!

Colby in TOR: .231/.259/.365 1HR 9K/2BB 8/11

by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Lohse.

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

8 pitch inning

28 through 2

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Memphis Redbirds
Pedro Feliz hit’s a two-run homer to the Redbirds bullpen to take the early lead in the top of the second, 2-0 Padres.

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

When will he go away

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wash your mouth out!

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was watching Top Gun. did I miss anything

here’s the stuff I noted:

1. LLWS tournaments, N. California pitcher’s hero is Kyle Lohse. His cousin. Kid’s name is Kolby Button (nickname Manchild). Other team had lots of hard-hit balls and his infielders bailed him out.

2. Matt Holliday not only has his own shirt, he wore his own shirt to BP with what looks like his own picture on the back??

3. Shot of fan in a Cardinals Smoltz jersey.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Cody, I have a question about the VEB Fantasy Baseball League...

Why is it that my pitchers have given up less HR, Runs, and BB’s…yet the other team gets points?

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by mtzxc on Aug 12, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

D'oh!

you beat me by seconds!

Oh well, I’m still dominating the league!!!!!

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by mtzxc on Aug 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh, I'm 1 IP shy.

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by mtzxc on Aug 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record, if I had joined VEB soon enough, I would be winning

I’ve won my last 5 leagues and have only finished out of the top 3 once since I started 4ish years ago

Someday when I'm old and have grandchildren, I'll sit them down and say, "I got to see Ryan Theriot play SS." And they'll reply, "Oh, I'm so sorry you had to experience that."

Currently residing on the Free Tyler Greene bandwagon

by cardinalswsbound on Aug 13, 2011 1:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

four years experience?

cute

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by scoot on Aug 13, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can I have a Tulowitzki plz

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

you have to start clapping.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid wall

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

almost Berk!

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, that guy is strong

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

so close.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

So Shannon is calling this by himself?

Kinda nice.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, there's Rooney.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, Rooney is there

they both take inning-long breaks throughout the game….I don’t think they’d let Shannon call an entire game by himself.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck how did that happen

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH BAB

BERKMAN GONNA SLIDE

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Lancey Slides

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

BERKACABRA!

what a slide

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU THINK BERKMAN WON'T SLIDE?

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNS!

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

THE AGILE PUMA!!!!

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

WITH A LEAP AND A BOUND AND ONE PAW ON THE PLATE!

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The satisfied puma wets his paw in the stream. Soon enough, he will hunt again.

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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i don't think he touched the plate

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

nah, he got it

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is Freese not at 2nd

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I was typing this.

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

me too.

Must be ankles

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

"he's the real deal, mike"

there IS another guy in there

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think he got the plate

But we needed to catch a break anyway.

by illcowboy on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

$15

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he got it

it’s hard to tell without zooming in really close on the back of the plate from the correct angle, but the ump was in position to see it.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 12, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berk

Berk could teach Skippy a little about sliding into home…

by deweydell on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

You know what I hate?

When I start drinking and then a friend calls to invite me out. Hope this brandy metabolizes in the next hour and a half!

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I need to get to his house

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This whole prohibition against...

driving wasted has really swept the nation…

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Aug 12, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU OSAMA

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals traded for him?

Was he in the Colby trade?

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in mozeliak

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radical terrorists: The new inefficiency

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just wait till you see who the PTBNL in the Colby deal are

they’ve been tearing up the Pakistani summer league

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 12, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I can't take the wheel with a fifth of rotgut in me, the terrorists have won

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals fans, thread about.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn yuppies

take a bus

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha the fantastic public transit

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inferior public transpo yo

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

must be an inferior city

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are you the way that you are

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

for like 23 years

my sister led me to believe that i was severely dropped on my head as a baby and gushed blood all over the grocery store floor

found out recently that it didn’t actually happen, though, so i dunno

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

My parents told me they found me in a garbage can in Switzerland =(

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

But then who was phone?

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHO WAS PHONE

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

East STL?

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East Kansas City, Kansas

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 12, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

worse

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

13 drinks, thanks Molina

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

double play. whats new.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

because then Yadi couldn't have a DP, that's why.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

awesome

can’t wait til they post the replay….

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

"Lance Berkman comes in the backdoor"

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

...

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 12, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

I lolled

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey man

Screw you in the nip

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

We gotta sell high on Freese this winter...

especially with Carp and Cox in the minors…

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Aug 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

freese for feliz!

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

PLEASE

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's needed a .370+ BABIP to get a .360 wOBA

Not particularly promising

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he have an insignificant amount of PA?

I guess he would. but his defense is pretty freakin sweet and he might start hitting a few more dingers

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Freese is so slow that he dives often, and looks awesome doing it

I don’t think he’s much above average

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is a weird argument

and you are neglecting his sweet D

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

does faw footspeed really matter that much for a third baseman?

I guess a track star gets to a few more dribblers per year than (say) Yadi Molina, but it’s not like it’s going to help much on liners to his left.

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*raw footspeed

FUCK

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOO

and flagged

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 13, 2011 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

also

I’d be very surprised if either of those guys are as good as Freese. but his ankles always make me nervous

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

We at least know that Carp is going to walk 10+% of the time

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Average

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Automatic .100 OBP!

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but, when he hits a homer

what are we going to say instead of FREEZE?

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAY TO PUT THAT I-BEAM IN ITS PLACE

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

wat

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

MCDNGAFAWWAGTSWHHAH.

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by tom s. on Aug 13, 2011 1:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I thought of it first...

and I provided additional content for the reading pleasure of the VEB audience. So I’m better than you.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Aug 12, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is hurtful

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese isn't as good as Freese...

plus NL is completely devoid of decent third baseman. I bet we could get a young center fielder for him, or something.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Aug 12, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno if you could get a whoile lot for Freese

his medical history is several pages long….

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

*whole

damn, I’m not even drunk yet….

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cat spoke to Rhodes.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

"I'm sure telling Mo, 'that's what we need.'"

- Al

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm perplexed at TLR pushing the youth movement

only to now go older. the average age on this team is now what, 38?

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cat survives encounter with Rhodes.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

"competitive fire in belly"

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

code for grit. we're doomed.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like, a bonfire?

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

K!

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Chrissy Teigen is pretty awesome

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i asked google images

and it agrees with your opinion

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 12, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's even awesomer on Twitter

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs is your search engine

You are such a nerd! You will be, at lowest, my #5 when I am GM of a team

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent

well, as long as you’re a baseball GM.

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

GM of pizza hut lol

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

did you get the job or what

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wasn't in the office today

Turns out there was some sort of Sporting KC picnic today or something that I didn’t know about

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

which one?

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 12, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pizza Hut Park maybe lolololol

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I realized I may have to explain this joke

FC Dallas, their MLS team, plays at Pizza Hut Park

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ultimate bikini-zone rating?

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 12, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Lohse attempts wheels.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This 3rd baseman has already saved 3 hits

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

last night, I saw Carp go back out for an inning

and McGwire and Barry were in his way. Carp just waited. and the looks on their faces when they parted to make way for him….

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice defense, Rockies

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

peace, ball

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Mulligan please.

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by mtzxc on Aug 12, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

another lead gone.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

that's baseball

I’m sure that’s one of those things fans of every team would say.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 12, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw hell

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

doesn't look like a bad pitch on GD

over the outside corner and he pulled it to RC. I guess it was up, but still.

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude do you even like baseball?

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

yes

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember that time Mike Laga hit a HR out of Busch II?

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

(foul ball)

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I actually knew that

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Then, yes (I guess?). I was watching on TV when he hit it. They made a big deal about it.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just saw the video today

Pretty incredible feat

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I have that card

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 12, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet, sweet wood grain.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have multiple shitloads of those in shoeboxes somewhere in my parents' attic

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

most famous foul ball in history

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's video of it

Here

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

I remember the embarassed shit-eating grin. Too bad you can’t really see the trajectory of the ball.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

now at 66 through 4

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

good thing the pen's rested

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

the hell are you ever talking about?

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's given up 1 run and is on pace for 6 innings

i think he’s doing okay

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's angry we rested Rzepcynski in Game 2 of the Milwaukee game

But I’m not sure…

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

i apologize, zoomzzom

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

BERACABRA!

with the range!

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 12, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

The puma's territory is jealously guarded.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Tulo, best SS in the league?

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty easily, yeah?

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you get bored after the game

Go to your local Red Box and rent Drive Angry. Seriously. Just do it.

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

this sounds like something i wouldn't like

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's an intentionally over-the-top grindhouse Nic Cage movie

I thought i’d hate it. I did not.

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on

Who do you trust?

VEB?

Or

Me?

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The P-D forums?

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are VEB

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thx

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smooth Busch Beer, or Easy-Drinkin' Busch Light?

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Aug 12, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more of a Por Ti Sere kinda guy

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jurame

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddammit

meanwhile Milwaukee is up 3-0, and the tree still won’t let Charlie Brown fly a kite…..

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Charlie Brown

Like the Trix Rabbit and the Coyote, just once I wish he’d get what he was after.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 12, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hey we've reached shittastic internet time

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ATT

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

DSL

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

With ATT, before we got U-Verse

Our line was always out of sync with the main center and you’d have to call them up and tell them it was out of sync and they’d fix it on their end.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 12, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously a diaper.

It starts out all good until it’s full of shit

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shannon does not get enough credit for not getting excited about long fouls and medium fly balls

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Has the "Cardinals hitters are now also listening to Dave Duncan" joke been made this year yet?

Because if not

That was it

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

This Nelson fella can play him some 3rd base

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Aug 12, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

if he can play 2B, let's get him

/anyone can play 2B

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That he does

Or so it would it appear. Pretty darn good slash stats in AAA this year too.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
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by lightbulb on Aug 12, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel your pain

Guys who don’t live in FSM coverage area

11 in '11

Carp on Brendan

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Aug 12, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

These words have never been said

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw yeah

Kevin_Goldstein: No. Scouts are quickly warming to him. RT @rui_xu @Kevin_Goldstein Is Matt Adams in that same boat? (As Whitaker?)

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp, catch ya later shitlords

I’m out

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

quitter

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

5.1 IP, 1 run, 78 pitches

uh, yeah, I’d say it’s within reach….

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully

One more inning

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

phew. got lucky there

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Well Schu is the liner magnet tonight

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Catching.

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

85 pitches, he can go another inning

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally

he gets the bottom of the order in the 7th anyway. Leave him in.

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

gritmaker

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Hector Hernandez tonight

6IP, 8Ks, and 1 walk

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Boone Whiting tonight

5IP, 6Ks, ZERO WALKS

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

none of the other pitching prospects i follow have done much

Tyler Rahmatulla went 1-3 with a HR..

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Furcal gonna Furc

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

'beyond our sightlines'

and yet we have footage of it here, but not in chavez ravine

/stillbitter
wick.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

they actually fixed the blimp glitch, eventually, in the mlb.tv archive

Might have been foul, but it was pretty hard to tell. One of the reasons we really need replay in MLB.

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by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it was just mysterious that it was a playoff game

and there were no shots available at all

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

there is something insanely beautiful about 2 on, nobody out for Pujols/Holliday/Berkman….

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

he did

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, baby

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

BERT!

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

MISCHIEF MANAGED.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

fear the ball

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

in play, run(s)

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Pujols is @ .287

OPS is .890…..August is .970 which is pretty close to what we usually think of as Pujolsian

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

so close to .300

just needs to stay hot

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice job Matty!

Still no outs!

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

getting a little BABIP luck back....

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

finally some bounces our way

thanks bono

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

matty!

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Hollidub!

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

random pagnozzi love.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

not gonna get that w/ pags lite.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the puma is forced to stroll.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

load the basses with no one out

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to back GIDP

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded

Get lance some protection!!!!

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

love it

single
single
single
double
IBB

Shannon: “I’ll pitch to the guys who are making less than 15-20 million”….which doesn’t actually include Berkman, but I guess it should….

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ice work, david

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

yay BABIP!

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

mr freeze

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooray Runs!

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

NO OUTS

just sayin

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

6 is serious.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Big inning is fun inning

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE RUNS

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That ball had eyes.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

We have an excellent 1-6

As long as they keep the DP’s down

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

and Craig isn't even playing

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong for me to hope

Yadi bunts?

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by huja on Aug 12, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

you got what you wanted.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 12, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

even though

Rox can walk Skip to get to Lohse?

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by huja on Aug 12, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

bwahahaha he bunted

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I'm like a dog

that’s been hit too many times that flinches at a raised hand. I flinch just at the thought of a DP

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by huja on Aug 12, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

there are few things in life more heartwarming than when an IBB backfires.

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

4-0 brewers

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

at least we’re keeping pace.

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad news

Atlanta 10, Cubs 3

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck

at least we’re keeping pace.

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

still only one out

fly ball scores a run….

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course, Schu won't do that

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The puma concedes this hunt.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

He will hunt again tomorrow. He is patient.

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he may hunt again

tonight

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you mean in the bullpen,

nobody. Lohse can take this

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by Paulspike on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh,

Berk’s like “I’ll be over here if you wanna tag me.”

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Should have posey'd him

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 12, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus,

I’m going to make a sandwich. Hope that makes me feel better.

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by huja on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Vanna,

I’d like to buy a vowel, please.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Aug 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle Lohse is Serious!

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

that's right. keep on making fun of our pitcher hitting.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Totally saw that coming.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

SERIOUSITY

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hitterish

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

is there a website that tracks bat arounds anywhere?

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

probably

/not any help

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

bat arounds or bats?

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

bat-arounds

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Matt Holliday pretty much had a failed Baltimore Chop earlier

He hit the ball so damn hard that it just kept going.

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by mattybobo on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

okay, who the eff emailed the booth from here

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

what was it, somebody from Wildwood?

cutter vs. slider, WE SEE YOU. VEB SEES YOU.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have never heard of Edgmer Escalona

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

oh

well besides him

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay okay I get it

I thought it was weird, but whatever

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ee

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

lohse pulled. sauce in.

what th’ f.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse

really in just to hit

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by huja on Aug 12, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Going to Busch Stadium is like going to a Nebraska football game..." -Rockies Guys

They are saying some nice things about the Cards / Busch so I shouldn’t complain.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I always feel weird getting reverse-blacked-out by the rockies on mlb.tv

but I guess it’s some consolation that I now know what channel fox sports rocky mountain is in my new apartment

by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a nice conversation with a Rockies couple at a Cards game

They asked me why Aaron Miles was playing SS and I said something along the lines of “because TLR” and they said “does he think if he puts enough shitty players out there, eventually he’ll strike gold, I mean a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while but damn what goes through his mind”

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 12, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they knew by the pained expression on your face

that the answer was “yes”

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

genius thoughts.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm confused by this umps strike zone

how were those two first pitches to albert balls?

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

and just by going by pitch f/x

albert swung at ball 3 and 4

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

under

but I’d like to be wrong

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone actually done the math?

I don’t trust Rick at all, but obviously Albert would have to light the baseball up

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 12, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a big math thread in yesterday's game thread, I think.

with all the calculations. at the time I think he had to hit .300 over the rest of the year plus 10 hits, which worked out to something like .350.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

after tonight

if he hits .333 with 4 AB’s for 42 games, he will be at ,299658

The last two games have, obviously, helped quite a bit.

by ArkansasTravs on Aug 13, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I meant to add

my guess is he’ll get to .300 sometime before the end of the season, but fall back under.

by ArkansasTravs on Aug 13, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take the over just because

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack Cust going to the phillies

its gonna be ws 08 all over again with matt stairs jack cust

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

they have a great OF

why do they need Cust?

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love jack cust but I find it difficult to root for the phils

fun cust fact: he managed to be a replacement level DH this year despite hitting .213 and slugging under .330.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You love of Jack Cust shoud change to a love of Tyler Greene,

because it’s way better.
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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was a tyler greene fan way before it was cool

I think I remember being the first blogger to freak out about his success rate on stolen bases.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

your avatar already has the hipster glasses and the skinny tie..

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 12, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jack Benny was a hipster?

Never woulda guessed that one.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 12, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was so underground

nobody knew it.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 12, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was flipping thru AMC and TMC the other day

and came across an old B movie that had a young Jack in it. It didn’t even look like him. He wasn’t wearing glasses but that voice just jumped out at me.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 12, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Furcal has a 7 game hitting streak now

but he’s only batting around .250 in that span.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

One, right?

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last one I can remember before last night was in Florida

although it might have been Milwaukee. I just remember he had one recently, not counting last night of course.

by Frazier90 on Aug 12, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

aint nothin getting past Yadier Molina

except that damn Wave

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm ok if Tulo hits a dinger

because I want that badge.

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by CodyG on Aug 12, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

borderline would've.

also, freese, geez.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Furcal called Danny D off?

even if Danny heard him, why pay attention?

by the Tewk on Aug 12, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

scrabble warming

i wonder if they forgot to thaw rhoades.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 12, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

weird seeing K-Mac out of the pen now

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Berkman hasn't made an out tonight

1-1, 3 BB

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON YADI!!!

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greinke out after 7.2

F-Rod in. McCutchen on 2nd, Paul at bat.

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO

the Brewers bullpen will officially never yield any more runs, from now until the end of time. So let it be written, so let it be done.

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha wow Big Z
Z cleans out locker. Tells trainer he’s retired.

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

wat

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolwut

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was just looking for

that package of zingers he left in the back of the locker last month.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 12, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

too bad

apparently Dan Uggla found the package of dingers he left lying around

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 12, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

how's he doing?

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

STILL FUNNY

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually trying to lure RR out of hiding.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gatorade machines everywhere are cowering

4.1 IP
8 H
8 R (all earned)
0 BB, 3 K
5 (count em, 5) homers
77 pitches

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ejected after two HBP attempts at chipper jones

…on bobby cox’s jersey number retirement day. yikes.

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 homers to Uggla

and he even HBP’d Uggla.

…..HFS, 8 hits, 5 HRs. That just sank in.

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Hendry will talk him out of walking away from the $20 million...

left on his contract so the Cubs can finish strong.

Earth to Ricketts: you have a principal-agent problem.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Aug 12, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was there talk in trading him?

If not, why not? Cubs should’ve moved him immediately after his comments during the Pujols-consecutive-walkoff incident

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

not much of a market for him, with that contract

if other teams refused to take him unless the Cubs ate most or all of his salary, I guess there’s not much point in moving him.

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still, imagine if our own chris carpenter went apeshit like that

not good for the fanbase…or lack thereof at this point. Whatever, it’s the cubs.

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Recap from BCB

cst_cubs cst_cubs
Z walks out on team. Cleans out locker before end of game. Said to have talked of retiring. Q fuming
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by LT on Aug 12, 2011 9:28 PM CDT reply actions

Yep

He hit Uggla earlier and threw at Chipper. I think he was pissed because he was having to take one for the team. Total selfish loser….

by LT on Aug 12, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

so wait

he threw at Chipper but couldn’t hit him? jeez.

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

somewhere Motte hangs his head.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's pretty much a worst-case scenario for STL

If he does retire, the Cubs have ~$25M extra to bid on Pujols next year. AND the cubs won’t be stuck with him.

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by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

somehow I can't see Z pulling a Gil Meche and walking away from that much coin

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's just being the drama queen that he always is

He’ll be back next year, if not with the Cubs.

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

tomorrow or the day after there’s going to be a big group therapy session, he’ll apologize, and he’ll make his next start (and, knowing Zambrano, probably pitch decently)

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by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont think there is anyway Pujols signs with the Cubs,

First off, I don’t care how good Albert may be, the Cubs would still be a horrible team even if they managed to sign him, and despite the fact money is obviously important to Albert, I do believe he is the kind of player who does want to play on a winning team.

I could be wrong about this, but he also appears to really value the time he has spent here in St.Louis and all the Cardinal tradition. If he would leave for Chicago, he would immediately become hated by most of the fanbase….unless the FO really pisses him off during negotiations, I just do not see him going to Chicago.

I really think he ends up coming back, but if for some reason he does decide to go somewhere else I think it would be one of the big market AL teams. Mets, Dodgers and Phillies all seem to be out of the picture.

by mick311 on Aug 12, 2011 11:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

and Wrigley Field

he’s had plenty of time to figure if he wants that.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

assuming he leaves, he’s going to want to go somewhere that needs one more bat, not to a place that needs a wholesale makeover or has major FO/ownership issues….

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would rank these three as most likely destinations for AP outside of St.louis:

1. Angels: big market. he would def make them an immediate contender, could play 1st and it would seem like they have some money to spend after missing out on FAs this year.

2. Rangers: really same as LAA. missed out on FAs last year (Lee), ans they have a need at 1st and from what I have heard they will have plenty of money to spend.

3. Yankees: even though they dont need a 1st baseman they still scare me. If they dont win this year I could see ownership pushing Cashman to make a deal, no matter what the cost.

by mick311 on Aug 13, 2011 12:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Toronto, imagine this lineup

Escobar
Rasmus
Pujols
Bautista
Lind
Snider
Lawrie
Thames
Arrencibia

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by CodyG on Aug 13, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

No way Albert goes to play baseball in Canada.

I had a friend from the Dominican in high school when I lived in Atlanta and he couldnt stand living in Georgia because it got too fucking cold for him.

by mick311 on Aug 13, 2011 12:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

One of the things working to our advantage is Fielder

Especially considering how well he is playing this year. One of these teams willing to spend big on a bat is gonna land him, and some teams may even prefer Prince given his age.

by mick311 on Aug 13, 2011 12:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Especially if you assume mick311 is correct

Fielder is going to benefit hugely from being a DH later on in his career. He can only last so much longer fielding every day

by Frazier90 on Aug 13, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yankees don't have anywhere to put him

They need a DH, not a 1B. Fielder is such a perfect fit for them.

The Angels & Rangers are much more likely IMHO. But I still think he’s gonna stay.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 13, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dont think they do either, but we have seen them throw ridiculous amounts of money at players

Esp after failing in the postseason, which given their rotation this season, is likely. I know Albert doesnt want to DH, but if they throw 30m per for 8/9yrs, I think he would def consider.

by mick311 on Aug 13, 2011 12:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

One wildcard that might be a crazy figment of my brain: the Marlins

Essentially continue their current model, but essentially give Albert a massive chunk of the inevitable new stadium money and signal to the fans that they can count on seeing Albert the next 8-10 years. Instantly raise their profile in Miami and sell some season tickets to the new stadium.

by bailorg on Aug 13, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have heard that rumor too.

They have a good young core and with the new stadium, Albert would be appealing. I dont doubt he would prob like to play there too, but the Marlins are just so damn cheap, I cant see them actually offering anything that big. He would be making almost as much as the rest of the team combined! Haha

by mick311 on Aug 13, 2011 1:58 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Suddenly: Patterson.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

tony having none of it

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, K-Mac. Enough.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Massive Zambrano Implosion. this is the GOBs telling us we still have the little things. i love life sometimes.

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 12, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit hr beat me to it

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 12, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Z's dead rotting body

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 12, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought this was the gatorade prize

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again! Again! [read in Teletubbies' voice]

But actually, not tonight as I have to go to sleep soon. Plane delays and missed connections are a bitch.

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Against our Wild Card competition.

.

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by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're just finding those silver linings tonight.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is this chicken???

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Mmmmm. Satisfying.

Colby in TOR: .218/.246/.345 1HR 11K/2BB 8/12

by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey MLB is giving me live look in's from the mother ship

without my control it just takes over my computer and i have no control over puter

11 in '11

Carp on Brendan

by I-Musial-ly-Am on Aug 12, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a documentary.

Things were different then.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT'S A WINNER

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice game

Too bad the Pirates still suck

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by hr on Aug 12, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

BBTN will cover big z after the ads

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

they're covering it now

sorry, I was busy watching the footage.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

downcast chicago reporter says locker was cleaned out when the players et al got back there

clubhouse attendants said that’s what Big Z said

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a rec

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BBTN then discusses how he is a werewolf.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, duh, BBTN. I went to MLBN.

I hardly even think about ESPN for baseball anymore.

Colby in TOR: .218/.246/.345 1HR 11K/2BB 8/12

by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct me if I'm wrong

BBTN is actually in the glossary. for this very purpose.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

and if you mean the werewolf

that’s about as much sense as it made.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit. 6 - 2 Mil now

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

7-2

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn i wish veb had updated mobile commenting.

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm hoping for some live mobile commenting

but my guess is it happens in app form, so as a palm pre user I am officially screwed forever.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops, thats what i meant...i think

I don’t know the lingo.

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 11:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

that was a pretty sixth inning montage.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm loving Turntable as a music discovery service

people play some songs I’ve never heard of, and I find a new band to like

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

GOB, I am glad we have Chris Carpenter who bounces back from adversity

and not Zambrano.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

BBTN to Milwaukee now

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently the crew crowd gave them a standing O for leaving Greinke in

pirates then scored

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

now homer montage

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR is stylin'.

Wit his chain and all.

Is John Mabry still on the roster?

by zack3315 on Aug 12, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

does it hang low

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

sho'nuff

Is John Mabry still on the roster?

by zack3315 on Aug 12, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big night for hitting pitchers.

Lohse, Livan Hernandez drove in a couple with a hit, and KRod had his first ever hit.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Big Z

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/10/11)
107 1/3 IP, 121 K, 47 BB/HBP, 43 ER, 5 HR, 2.86 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 12, 2011 11:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Never boring.

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by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kmox

just reported that Big Z after allowing 8 runs went into the club house, cleaned out his locker and told clubhouse attendant to inform the club that he had had it. He was quitting and going home.

by ridgesee on Aug 12, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

aye

up here

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

espn has that as well

In other news, the Las Vegas airport is a pretty depressing place to spend 3 hours.

by peach concrete on Aug 12, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't there slot machines in that airport?

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Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/10/11)
107 1/3 IP, 121 K, 47 BB/HBP, 43 ER, 5 HR, 2.86 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 12, 2011 11:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

that might be depressing?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

watching people throw money down the drain is making me sad, and grateful for wifi and hulu

by peach concrete on Aug 12, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

slot machines are stupid

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that

Until I took one spin on a 5 dollar per/turn slot machine and won 415 dollars. I’ve never gone back though, I figured that was as good as it would get

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 12, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

cf. dick in toaster

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 13, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are certainly in the rarity

Ask anyone who owns Slot machines, they are giant profit machines

by Frazier90 on Aug 13, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea I can see that

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 8/10/11)
107 1/3 IP, 121 K, 47 BB/HBP, 43 ER, 5 HR, 2.86 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 12, 2011 11:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

FRIDAY NIGHT VEB

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by prophetjohn on Aug 13, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

wait it is friday, right?

my days are so messed up now that i don’t have to do anything ever

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by prophetjohn on Aug 13, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

..

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by prophetjohn on Aug 13, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

better

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by CodyG on Aug 13, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ok, not better

but more animated

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by CodyG on Aug 13, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it was a "better" button

because it definitely got better when i clicked it

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by prophetjohn on Aug 13, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

nice

and that’s a rec for you

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by CodyG on Aug 13, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

man, I was gonna complain that I can't even stay up this late on a Friday

but there’s hardly anyone here either.

I will leave a link for orisinal and flee.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 13, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

It's time for MIL to stop playing so well

and flounder a bit…the cards have had the injury bug all year, but havent helped themselves either.

Imagine where theyd be if management decided to hook guys earlier
if they ran bases better
and if they decided to not play Eriot at short sooner…D.D. did well there in a S.S.S.

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 13, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

More Z

“He didn’t have it tonight,” manager Mike Quade said. "I’m really disappointed. His locker is empty. I don’t know where he’s at. He walked out on 24 guys that are battling their (butts) off for him. I don’t know where he’s gone or what he’s doing. I heard he has retired, or talking about retiring.

“I can’t have a guy walking out on 24 guys, that’s for damn sure.”
General manager Jim Hendry was with the Double-A team in Knoxville. When contacted for comment he said: “We will respect his wishes and honor them and move forward.”

Damned shame that they might get out from under his contract.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I think it remains to be seen if he actually retires

after all the other stunts he’s pulled in the past, the Cubs FO has a kiss and make up session with him and the status quo continues. I dunno. Tomorrow should be interesting.

Meanwhile, BCB is full of hilarity tonight.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 13, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok need a poll on if he retires

A. he retires
B. He reitres gets released from contract and in November he pulls a favre and signs with a rival
C. He issues a “thats not what i meant statement” and plays through 2011…

I vote C

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 13, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

B,

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by CodyG on Aug 13, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

cody which rival

Pirates, Brewers, Reds, Cards?

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 13, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

They would either kill each other

or team up to carve a path of destruction through the National League.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

B

I think this time he may have actually gone too far for the Cubs to bring him back. Even if he doesn’t retire, he isn’t a Cub anymore.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

C

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 13, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

D.

Zambrano doesn’t show up again until the second week of September, makes 2 or 3 more starts, and the FO agrees to a buyout come November. He then signs with us.

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by monkeysareblue on Aug 13, 2011 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. Hissyfitgate.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

hashtag post

#Losing, #CubsSuck, #WhythehelldoIwatchthiscrap, #INEEDBEARS

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 13, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

and they are blaming hendry

i know he aint bright but how is Z’s mental issues his fault?

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 13, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's plenty of irrationality over there right now (as per usual)

but Z’s contract and the multiple chances he’s been given are mostly on Hendry.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

true

the lack of accountability I get…they also posted a pic of the titanic going down haha

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 13, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

basically, yeah

I think this seals it for Hendry, actually. No way is he retained for next year.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 13, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quade TV

I don’t even know what to make of his demeanor here. Rocking in his chair, arms crossed, staring off into space. I don’t know if he’s pissed or freaked out or just has no idea how to handle the situation.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was wanting to find where he hit Chipper

i read that all the cubs just sat in the dugout, so then so did the braves…

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 13, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Braves all came out on the field.

The Cubbies just hung around in the dugout.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

speaks volumes, dunnit?

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 13, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

i read it on BCB so it may be backwards

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 13, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

MLBN showed the Braves dugout emptying.

They all looked a little bewildered when they realized they were the only ones out.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK, Uggla hits his 2nd HR. Next batter is Chipper.

Z goes inside on him, but misses. Then goes waaaay inside, but Chipper gets out of the way. Ump immediately runs Z, then warns the Braves guys coming off the bench. Cubs didn’t come out, except for Quade who just looked bewildered. Z didn’t say a word, just went to the dugout, watched for a moment, then went in.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

cubs fail at that too?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 13, 2011 8:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's gotta be a weird feeling for a pitcher

an entire dugout full of guys coming for you, and your guys, sitting on the bench.

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by SleepyCA on Aug 13, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoak got smoked

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 13, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Saw that.

Guy got his bell rung, but good.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

what happened?

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 13, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hit in the face by ground ball.

May have broken his nose.

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by bbfanatic on Aug 13, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

bad hop

hit him in the face. Quite a bit of blood

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by scoot on Aug 13, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

yikes

that sucks…..

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 13, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, cool.

In MLB.tv, if you go to the clickable linescore in a completed game, there’s a fly-out where you can choose which batter to start with.

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by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice game tonight

daughter’s talked me into getting seats in 150 right behind the plate instead of cheap seats elsewhere. They were pretty nice until the four half-drunk female insurance agents at some convention sat a couple rows in front of us and spent the whole game hitting on any male that would talk to them.

Oh, a question for anyone who may know, do the players ever sign after the game? and, how late do you have to hang around or does security run everyone off? We were late Wednesday for autograph night and tonight I forgot about the Busch Bash until too late. My grandson is a bit disappointed that he hasn’t gotten any autographs.

by ArkansasTravs on Aug 13, 2011 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Does that even happen?

I havent gotten any autographs myself since I was a kid but dont ever recall players coming out after the game to sign stuff. When I was younger we would always try and get there way early for BP and alot of the players would sign then…i got McGwires autograph that way. I dont know if any of them still do that but thats what we always tried.

by mick311 on Aug 13, 2011 2:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I go to BP when i go to games

and now take my kids…we go to visitors sides though and usually get more that way. this year the Marlins where in town, mostly not big names signed, but my kids loved it.

i have heard they do sign after games by the garages etc…but u may have to wait a bit, and come up short…

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 13, 2011 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think some people wait at the exit to the players' parking lot

I have no idea where it is, but I do vaguely recall reading an article about people waiting there with varied success for autographs.

by bailorg on Aug 13, 2011 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, we got Holliday's as he was leaing the lot last year.

I think it’s gate one, on Broadway. the guards don’t really run anybody off, but they keep people back unless the players stop and roll down their windows.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 13, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

This pretty bad.

I’m reading the BCB for my entertainment this morning.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 13, 2011 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

It'll be interesting to see if this is actually the last straw

I wouldn’t bet on it though.

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 13, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also

There appears to be a comment early in the thread wondering if they Cubs could use the money they will no longer be spending on Zambrano to acquire Yu Darvish. I can only assume that comment was parody.

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 13, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh. I saw that and almost rec'd it.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 13, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, How's Big Z doin?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 13, 2011 10:50 AM EDT reply actions  

you're late

jerk

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 13, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just heard about it this morning.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 13, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

your news source is not VEB, the largest Cardinals blog in the universe?

we do dubious advice, too.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 13, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Saw it on the morning ticker as I was drinking my coffee.

I immediately knew what my first post of the morning was going to be.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 13, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

points for effort

in other news, will cody manage to blind us with gifs, one day? damn.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 13, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 13, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

3 Big Z threads above

hr
tehzachatak
a little fespn

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 13, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, CC Sabathia gave up five homers to the Rays yesterday

Then he stormed out, cleaned his locker, and said he was retiring from baseball.
Oh wait, that last part didn’t actually happen.

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 13, 2011 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

also

he doesn’t play for the Quade and Hendry lead Cubs

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 13, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

Also, I didn’t realize it at first, but the Rays won the game 5-1, which of course means that all five home runs were solo shots. Weird.

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 13, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't decide if it's really unlucky or really lucky

He didn’t walk anybody, and he struck out seven. But he gave up ten hits, five of which were homers and I think two of which were doubles. So they hit the snot out of the ball, but nobody was ever on base when they hit the home runs. I mean, how often do you get away with that and “only” lose by four runs? I mean, the game was still pretty winnable for the Yankees, with their lineup.

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by mattybobo on Aug 13, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

giving up 5 home runs in one game when you are a good pitcher is unlucky. but yeah it coulda been worse!

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 13, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Gibby did that once

and still got the win.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 13, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am stuck at home at the moment and have little else to do

If I make a “Saturday discussion thread” fan shot will anybody care? I’m not sure it’s worth the bother honestly.

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Aug 13, 2011 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

honestly, I'm just in and out today.

So I’m good until tom makes an appearance. Some people might appreciate it if they have slow comps.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 13, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If BCB is the short for Bleed Cubbie Blue

what is the short for Brew Crew Ball? I’m new so keep the beating to a minimum.

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by bbfanatic on Aug 13, 2011 12:44 PM EDT reply actions  

FakeBCB

Colby in TOR: .218/.246/.345 1HR 11K/2BB 8/12

by The Continental on Aug 13, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The other BCB.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Aug 13, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

BCBjv

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 13, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

your long national nightmare brief saturday morning wait is over.

"the less I think of it, the more certain I am." beckett

by tom s. on Aug 13, 2011 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

...

linky

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 13, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

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