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Brewers at Cardinals Open Thread: Yovani Gallardo vs. Chris Carpenter

Milwaukee Brewers at St. Louis Cardinals, Aug 11, 2011 8:15 PM EDT


Yovani Gallardo's
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his declining strikeout rate

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Milwaukee Brewers
@ St. Louis Cardinals

Thursday, Aug 11, 2011, 8:15 PM EDT
Busch Stadium

Yovani Gallardo vs Chris Carpenter

Clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 80.

 

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what did he say?

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 11, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't know who the a-train is

expects holliday to be back tomorrow

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

CRADINAL BASEBALL!!!!!

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

BALL OF BASES

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 11, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we win tonight

4 games back isn’t all that bad

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

...

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

Secretary of WAR and defense (Tyler Greene Fanclub). PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 11, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's like a Red Blazer photoshop job

but the use of a 7 wonder of the ancient world will always get a rec from me.

by mattyfrommo on Aug 11, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

just formatted computer

have not yet reinstalled photoshop. i’m using the most primitive bitmap editor not named Paint

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carpenter sock-ed up

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.2, Boog = 2.4 as of Aug 10
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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

be good carp, carp

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

BIGGEST CARDINALS BLOG ON THE INTERNET

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

the Tyler Greene fan club?

yeah, i heard

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad you're going full throttle!

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by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 11, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.2, Boog = 2.4 as of Aug 10
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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

so, what happened today? did i miss anything? did we sign rhodes?

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 11, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

Also the Brewers just scored.

by mojowo11 on Aug 11, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

sick of this

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, so much for this game...

Thanks Carp for stepping up

I really don’t think I’ve disliked a Cardinal more than him. His on the field antics, his chasing Ryan off to Seattle. And when push comes to shove, he stinks…you want to act like an ass on the field, then back it up, like Phillips or Braun…

by DiscoJer on Aug 11, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

wat

Chris Carpenter’s career ERA with the Cardinals is 3.08. In what way has not backed it up, exactly?

by mojowo11 on Aug 11, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

really wish we had sub-thread collapse

Colby in TOR: .231/.259/.365 1HR 9K/2BB 8/11

by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this comment angers me more and more and more ....

can’t stop looking at it………..trying……….to………….remain…………..calm

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Aug 11, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

also...

Chris Carpenter says “you’re welcome, you forgetful ungrateful bastard, for my 8 shutout innings in the 2006 World Series”

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh
Well, so much for this game…

DOOOOOOOOMED

by mojowo11 on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be honest,

I’m coming pretty close to flagging this.

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

[citation needed]

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha this is funny given what happened after you said this

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by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 11, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

15 pitches through 1

on pace for 7 innings of 14-run ball

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

decent looking lineup tonight, at least

would rather see skip out there

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 11, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

EASY FREESIE

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What'd I do?

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what you did

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 11, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

https://twitter.com/#!/rui_xu/status/101810190965424129

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that wasn't stolen from you

That’s a DadBoner reference

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys guys, your dads both have boners

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 11, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

GO ON...

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

about nine months before you were born...

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your dad bought a bottle of bourbon...

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 11, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it?

In that case, I apologize. Wasn’t intentional, to be sure

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEART YOU FURCAL

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

SHORTSTOP

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

FURCAL! stab

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 11, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

FOOKIE GONNA FOOK

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

ahh, offense from the short stop position

where hath this been all my life

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU THERIOT

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 11, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

PUJOLS REMEMBERED HOW TO HIT

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

DINGERZ

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS TEAM IS SO LIFELESS

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

THE CARDINALS SUCK

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No heart.

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

TIE GAME!

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

GRIP AND RIP, BOYS

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

worst Mike Shannon home run call ever

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNZ

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 11, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Too much Taco Bell?

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

heh

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 11, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagged

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus would've?

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 11, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unleash Das Craigen

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

#WaitingForTheThreeRunHR

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey VEP, do you know why Fangraphs might calculate BABIP differently on different lines?

Check out his current/RoS/Updated BABIP: Link

DSzymborski: @rui_xu I think FG isn’t doing BABIP exactly the same in all 3 lines

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I would assume sac flies

Those are factored into BABIP, but probably aren’t projected.

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 11, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

But Carp’s numbers still don’t make sense, I’m not sure.

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 11, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

erriot

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

wat

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ryan theriot chuckled

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why you always use the correct tool for the job, Narvy

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually agree with that

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um

Carp just walked the pitcher with two outs.

wtfisthis

by mojowo11 on Aug 11, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP, AL

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Not listening, but I agree

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 11, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's one step above pure gibberish

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't someone supposed to be at the game yelling this exact phrase?

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fascinating commentary about Carp's footwear.

I can’t wait to get rid of these guys too.

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

that's why they pay these guys the big bucks

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

for those who missed tham

jacked dongs

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Just turned the game on.

Nice to see Albert finally showed up for series.

by mick311 on Aug 11, 2011 8:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Everytime Al speaks

I’m reminded of this George Carlin bit:

this is about six years ago, I think.
– It seemed like it was six, about six years ago.
– Six or seven – possibly seven. Could be.
– Somewhere in there, six seven. More than six; less than seven.
– Let’s call it six and a half.
– So my mom and dad went on vacation to Mammoth Cave, Kentucky,
– and my dad found a big rock.
– What he thought was a big rock turns out it was a dinosaur turd,
– a petrified dinosaur turd, 27 pounder.
– You know, now that I think of it,
– it might have been eight years ago.
– That would have been close to Y2K, wouldn’t it?
– Remember Y2K?
– Whatever happened?
– Everybody’s all worried about that. Nothing ever happened.
– Ha, ha, ha, big fuss. Nothing every happened.
– You know? God.
– That was strange, you know. "
– "So let’s say – we’ll say it’s eight years.
– It was either eight or five.
– So my dad gave my mom this big turd.
– He says, ‘Here, Mom. This is a big dinosaur turd.
– Put it in your purse to take that home. ‘
– My mom said, ‘Dad, I don’t think this is a dinosaur turd.
– This thing is still warm.
– Whoever dropped this thing is still walking around in here,
– and we’d better get the fuck out of this cave. ‘
– Nine years ago.
– Nine.
– I know it was nine because my wife was pregnant with our first boy,
– Mach Moody Benel Sayid Ben Salem,
– and he’s ten now.
– Or is he? He’s 11. Maybe he’s 11.
– He’s either 11 or 5."
– And while all of this is going on you’re searching through your mind
– for something graceful and diplomatic you can say
– to bring the conversation to a close,
– and all I can ever come up with is shut the fuck up.
– Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
– Shut the fuck up.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 11, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

GCDGAF

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hrabosky actually does sound a little drunk....

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanx for the $99.99, Big Veg

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

99.99

awesome

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

FOR CARDINALS CARE!

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

As much as I dislike the pickup of Rhodes

He actually hasn’t been THAT bad against lefties this year,

.216/.310/.405

Lets just hope Tony uses him only against lefties.

by mick311 on Aug 11, 2011 8:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

FLopez

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Fel-E-pe

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

even better

FAIL – E – PE

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

FLOPPY'd

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Felipe Lopes Ominously Properly Pooped Yes

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

what is this i don't even

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gallardo's curveball looks really sick tonight

btw

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Get it some Pepto

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.2, Boog = 2.4 as of Aug 10
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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

FLopez having quite an inning.

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, fox sports midwest

run those number for all of MLB. i bet all the teams have similar splits

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Hush up,

we’re building narratives here.

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

moral of the story

teams hit homeruns, they win

no shit

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 11, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked how the walk rate was pretty similar in both of the splits

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Floppy'd x2

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm glad THAT GUY doesn't play for us anymore.

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

1st to 3rd!

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 11, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

...
daaaaamnnnn man, that’s that good Albert

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

safe and secure new york life

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert is doing things tonight

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Cardinals have their firs tlead of the series

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Berkacabra!

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Berkacabra!

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 11, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

berkberkberkberkberkberk

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 11, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BERK GONNA BERK

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

THANK YOU BERKED GOD

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

thankyouverymuch

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Posnanski

“Great to see Tony La Russa get his old Kansas City A’s teammate Arthur Rhodes.”

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 11, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

i honestly think

if someone had offered me over under on Berkman getting 76 RBIs before the start of the season, I would have taken the under.

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Hitler was just a boy

And Franz Ferdinand was still alive and well.

by DarkHelmut on Aug 11, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

New Mexico and Arizona were not yet states

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is this not green?

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and oklahoma was the newest state of the union...

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

CUBS WIN WORLD SERIES STOP.

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

guess who called the 1908 series on the radio?

TRICK QUESTION.

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the fuck.

you just blew my mind.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

also this guy was president

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/President_Theodore_Roosevelt%2C_1904.jpg

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

link

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you copy the link of the picture,

and then click the little tree to the right above the posty box thing, you can post the pic.
like so.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit,

that’s huge. sorry guys. i was going for a teaching experience…

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said?

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So, what have you learned?

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

check the image size before posting.

also, this one didn’t have any licking, so shut up continental.

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do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Success!

Colby in TOR: .231/.259/.365 1HR 9K/2BB 8/11

by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW, you can shrink a big picture in-line:

( img height=200 src=“http://picture.tld/pciture.jpg”/ )

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks.

see, now it was a learning experience!

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do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i’d forgotten about that.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure you know these already.

I was just pointing out the height= thing ‘cause it’s handy.

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother of balls

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

facepalm

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just love that a massive photo of TR has made an appearance on the thread. it's about time, i say!

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude's rocking the power tie

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this one of those things

where you point at yourself with your thumbs?

cos we can’t see it

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know how to do a link, but TEDDY ROOSEVELT...who was also a ROUGH RIDER.

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

this one's in the running for first place...

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

awesome.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

the monocle was ALL THE RAGE.

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd so hard.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

monocle porn?

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and strom thurmond's balls had just dropped.

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i like this guy.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

well my life is complete, the brown and brown guy wears an eyepatch

because he hurt his eye as a kid. I was hoping for some kind of epic swordfight with hook or something

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

so if they win tonight

what are the odds they can stick in this thing?

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Like 25%?

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ed brown: pirate lawyer

would make a good sitcom

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 11, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Weird inning.

Furcal had enough heart for Flippy to make an error.
Jay didn’t have enough heart to get a hit, but he did have enough to out-run the potential dp.
Albert had some heart, but not enough to get a home-run.
Similar deal with Berk.
And Freese really lacked heart that inning.

I mean, I think there was a good amount of heart that inning, but maybe not as much as it could have been.

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

is this a new thing?

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 11, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The Cardinals have been looking lately as if they exist in only two dimensions.

by mojowo11 on Aug 11, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just since the end of that period where we won 89325729 series in a row earlier in the year.

(Of course, we often ONLY won 2/3 or 3/4 even then. A more heart-y team would have swept more teams)

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you adjust H.E.A.R.T. to be on the same scale as G.R.I.T.?

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

grit is the thing all of us mock.

heart is the thing approximately 41% of us think the 2011 cardinals lack.

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

what does it say in your fangraphs tab?

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have it open!

ashamed

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

quick recap of how we're winning?

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Furcal and Albert homers in the 1st, a Lopez error and two singles in the 3rd.

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fookie and Pujols go big boom

And then Berkman with an RBI single up the middle

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And also,

NOT because Theriot

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks everyone!

yay rafael furcal! yay pujols! yay berk!

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks prophet.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp @ 61 thru 4....

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

is this game on mlbn?

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank goodness

i can shut al up for a while.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

we've coveted the colossus of rhodes

for several years? and also, his numbers are not good at all al.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

well, only 20 something innings pitched this year

hopefully he can be effective, but I haven’t seen a single pitch of his this year so he could just be old and worthless.

by TheBirds on Aug 11, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dotel, Furcal, Rhodes

we would have been really excited in 1998….

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is because tlr and mr peabody are tight

the scholar will be returned to his prior state of goodness, thanks to mr p
and sherman

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 12, 2011 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Derrick Goold
For the draft folks: #Cardinals sign RHP Sam Gaviglio (fifth round) for $175,000. Offer made to 2nd-rd OF Charlie Tilson, awaiting reply.

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

smoltz has a sexy voice.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

In case you're wondering.

It’s prettyt hard to win the division if you don’t have the best record in the division.

by Frazier90 on Aug 11, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yeah I heard that.

these two are in a league of their own.

Who is TLR's next victim?

by spfldbird on Aug 11, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ack.

/hands Frazier a coke.

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by SleepyCA on Aug 11, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Master of the Obvious strikes again. Muahahaha!

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by Whiteyballer on Aug 11, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome quote from Al:
It’s hard to win your division, if you don’t have the best record in your division

Just recording for posterity.

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by SleepyCA on Aug 11, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Foxtrax says Theriot got jobbed pretty badly on the 3-1.

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

GD agrees

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

"the st louis city gardens are unique!

“there are fountains! and lights!”

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

i hear they don't have either

of those things in texas.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

its bad enough i have to hear the commentary...

even worse that I have to read everything Al and Rick say 5 seconds after they say it…..also way to expose those that aren’t watching to their silly commentary

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Aug 11, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

but why i love you

i never know

OOH

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

such a good song.

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do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally camped out in my head right now

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

1,3,5,9,12

are my favourites. but i think why i love you is probably my favourite song. i like 3 just because of the little interlude. “i don’t even know what that means! no one knows what it means, but it’s provocative!”

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm against anything

that unnecessarily interjects will ferrell into my life

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh is that who it is?

that’s dumb. oh well. i still love how self-referential the song is…

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think so

not certain

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s from Blades of Glory

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

one of the two movies i've fell asleep during.

the other was tropic thunder.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tropic Thunder was phenomenal.

Blades of Glory.. was not

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Except I wouldn’t mind Jenna Fischer showing up in my bedroom with that outfit she wore in Blades of Glory

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Aug 11, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, btw

why i love is almost 100% a sample

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6nrdCDG-zo

doesn’t make me like it any less, though

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do they get away with that?

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do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

pay lots of money, i imagine

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ask permission?

if any of us actually had the liner notes, we could check to see if it’s credited.

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

way more people know who cassius are than did last week

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

true, true.

looking him up on the spotifizer right now.

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

1, 2, 3, 9, 11

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

the sample in lift off

is my favorite interlude sample in any song ever except My Oh My

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, rapgenius is great

it explains all the lines

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT SHIT CRAY

DFA Corey Patterson
"not everything is about you, Rains" -Fritz

by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

the City Gardens are pretty cool

it’s like a mini sculpture park in the middle of downtown. It’s not far from there to the ballpark, but I can’t remember exactly how far.

The little cafe there is totally skippable though.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couple of blocks,

same block as Keener Plaza, a couple of blocks west.

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

daniel descalso

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i was right!

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was never gonna get Mike Matheny

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

tplush

"I don't know where Cueto learned to fight."-- Chris Carpenter
do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

BABIP to death

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.2, Boog = 2.4 as of Aug 10
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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I forgot this was on MLB network

you guys suck at mentioning these things.
/doesn’t matter I’m blacked out

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by CodyG on Aug 11, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

the heck.

these are silly hits, haha.

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do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE job on Prince there by Carp.

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

_directly at you_

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Yadi

You are not Laird, cut that out.

by mojowo11 on Aug 11, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew.

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = 0.2, Boog = 2.4 as of Aug 10
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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

pitch count?

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

82 thru 6

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's going for the first 200 pitch CG in the majors since the 40s

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82

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by CodyG on Aug 11, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay, Shortstop

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

even when Furcal grounds out

it feels like some of them will eventually go through (unlike the feeling you get on a skip or riot ground ball)

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jay!

doing something!

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

The Cardinals have secretly replaced their first baseman with Joaquin Andujar.

Let’s see if anyone notices.

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

WTH was that swing?

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I think about half-way in, he relaxed every muscle in his body.

Not a good technique.

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Especially not if you're planning to keep wearing your pants for the rest of the game

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by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Albert swing will be gif'd by our enemies. Or should be.

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay steals 2nd

Al: “Hey, how about that? In scoring position for Albert now.”

If it was Colby: “What’s he thinking, running in front of Albert? At worst, the inning ends, at best, they’re just going to walk Albert.”

Way to be consistent Al.

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by lightbulb on Aug 11, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I do support the decision to steal when the opportunity presents itself

I did with Colby too.

AND it pays off!

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
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by lightbulb on Aug 11, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to point out how Al likes Jay and disliked Colby

Pointing out the obvious I guess, that Al is inconsistent.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
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by lightbulb on Aug 11, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

/alberg

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 11, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Huzzah!

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

THANK YOU DEE DEE

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

run!

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by CodyG on Aug 11, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

luv u, fielder

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

BERK BERK BERK

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

also fuck is albert hurt?

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he looked funky running, huh?

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he almost ran into Betancourt

got an odd round at second and appeared to just be cruising into third. But it really looked odd.

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

MiLB.com
on this date in 1940, Daytona LHP Stan Musial landed on his pitching shoulder while trying to make a catch, ending his career as a hurler!

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The rare career-launching injury

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by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

wooo!

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

looked fine there

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

"obsessed with scoring"!

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

serious number, please.

"you know how you pitch mike schmidt? Hard fastballs inside, sliders down and away. you know how you pitch henry aaron? willie mays? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch willie stargell? hard stuff inside, soft away. you know how you pitch god? hard stuff inside, then down and away, and if you get it there you'll get him out. even though he'll know it's coming. or at least they say he knows." -jim lefebvre

by el_duderino on Aug 11, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hilarious

Vasgersian on MLB said “that looked like it happened in slow motion!”

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

92 pitches through 5 for gallardo

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

or as al likes to call him "gay-ardo"

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats not nice. insulting to gay people

and i know a gay.

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 11, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it one in britain?

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no its one of them

califonia gays

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 11, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

29 pitches in the 5th

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

dinner time

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I just had amazing brinner

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just had a young child

seriously, its the name of a sushi roll at a cheap sushi restaurant i eat at

yeah, well, that's just like, my opinion, man

by sociopath on Aug 11, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That figures

I tune in late to the game and the Cards are up 5-2..
Lets hope they can hold on to the lead for once, or twice…

by Tuning in from Korea on Aug 11, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

what's his anagrammed name?

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Batter Nine You Sucky

courtesy of andyfantastic

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

streamer I was following had FSM

now I’m watching the MLBN feed w/ Smoltz, but it’s even further behind and the framerate is worse. So it’s kind of a lateral move, really.

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

this dude's leg:torso ratio is ridiculous

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, wtf...

Maybe he wears his pants like old people do?

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah his butt is pretty high up there.

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

???

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a good approximation

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're saying

d-dee’s his mom?

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 11, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then that means, d-dee is like 50?

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, she could be as young as 34ish

if the rumors are true.

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by CodyG on Aug 11, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

/lurch.jpg

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

lulz smoltz.

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

he sounds a little wound up

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Major thunderstorm going on over here.

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

where do you live?

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guatemala

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright.

thunderstorms pretty frequently there?

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really. Pretty normal.

It’s paradise around here, climate-wise, pretty much anytime of the year.

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you guatemalan or an expat?

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love the socks

is there any word on shelby miller?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

ok… thanks for the update

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The next Stan Musial

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

not as much as carp,

by gawd

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by il rosso on Aug 11, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey hey we're winning

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I had to go shopping!

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice of the old lady to give you an allowance

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

amidoinitrite

burnsauce.gif

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys have one more day to make this joke

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you be gettin' paid, brah?!

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

(ouch)

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

instarec

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait no that was misleading

I find out tomorrow

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank

That was also slightly miss leading. I SHOULD find out tomorrow

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck, perhaps.

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

fingers crossed.

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck dude

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by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does that mean what I think that mean?

Are congratulations in order?!

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

al hrabosky has never heard of jose bautista

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

"fielder was the last player to hit 50 HRs

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He means Cecil.

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWEET!!!

another pitching prospect to hyperventilate over

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by CodyG on Aug 11, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

the once and future hyperventilatee

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by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was pitch 104 for carpenter

complete game?

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 11, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hooray 99.99!

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice dp! Is that 4?

I really don’t like the “must-win” game stuff, especially with 40+ games left, but this one sure does feel important.

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I was gonna feel pretty discouraged if we lost this. And still might, knock on wood.

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by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

had to go into work

At Bat is awesome btw.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 11, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

more completely meaningless stats from the bj rains corner of the internet
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Carp just reached 100 pitches. Relevant stat: once past 100 pitches, Carp has a .155 BAA and .391 OPS against in 66 PA this year. #stlcards

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Clearly we should pitch him back to back for both games of doubleheaders

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by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEEEEE JAAAAAAY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNSSSS

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many pitches is that?

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha, racism is so funny

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

speaking of racism

I’m excited we got another good athlete in the fold today. Can’t wait to see how athletic Arthur Rhodes can be!

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU THINK ARTHUR RHODES WON'T GET OUTS?

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh. I had the same thought earlier.

Is Jon Jay the next Willie McGee? Is Arthur Rhodes the next Arthur Rhodes?

by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don't worry about his age as much

because he is so athletic.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Aug 11, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

you just wish he’d gotten more baseball-smart with all those years of experience.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 11, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

what racism did i miss?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRIPS

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOO

error

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a minute there,

I thought he had an inside the parker

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

braun had his first earlier in the series

Bono’d

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was Braun's first error also?

He’s a butcher. Someone has been sprinkling fairy dust on the Brewers. When it wears off, they will probably all melt.

Who is TLR's next victim?

by spfldbird on Aug 11, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

need a gif of the ball going thru Hart's legs

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are now watching the throne

They shouldn’t have let albert get in his zone

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by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BABIP

Berking Average on Berks in Play

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by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp back out for the 8th

the man is on a fucking mission

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

when you think about all the trouble he had early on, his performance this season is incredible.

he does not quit. EVER. All those people who dislike him should see this side of him.

Who is TLR's next victim?

by spfldbird on Aug 11, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hooray!

nothing broke! Now for a drive home! (i love an hour and half round trip for ten minutes of work)

GO CARDS!

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by Evilfrog on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

brewers stealin' signs

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

It's hard to put a guy in a white shirt who waves his arms throughout the game

in an opposing stadium. Although maybe Canadians are just sell creative than people in Milwaukee

by Frazier90 on Aug 11, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now what, blue?

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

morgan was screaming at carp

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

CCDGAFANM

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 11, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course it would be nyjer morgan

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

what a shock

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nyjer Morgan is such a complete sack of douche

Although I’m pretty sure that Carp would fuck him up

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

An old fashion hockey fight!

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats right

they both were hockey players weren’t they?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

put them on skates and let them go until someone can’t stand anymore

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, in hockey racism

does that make carp “athletic” and morgan “gritty”?

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 11, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i totally missed this racism you all speak of

i assume that it has to do with arthur rhodes… but what was the source?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

a couple days ago

start somewhere around here.

I’m pretty sure it’s come up now and again at other times. Regardless of who is gritty and who is hard working, I’m pretty sure carp would destroy morgan in a fight, on or off the ice.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 11, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would think so

Morgan is giving Carp 6" and 55 lbs, assuming their official listings are correct….

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pitcher of record is not Cruz.

The pitcher of record is Gallardo… the guy who gave up all the runs.

Dumbass.

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such a pleasant hum being

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

is a hum being like a sum bitch?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like a hum dinger

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah ok

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

re: carp literally not giving a fuck about nyjer morgan.

kind of contrary to what a couple NL central teams mught say

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp is going to come out and pitch the 9th isn't he

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

only at 119

bet he does

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi lost a shoulder pad

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

stats geeks go

how many more hits in a row does Albert need to get to .300

DFA Corey Patterson
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by tehzachatak on Aug 11, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

About 10

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

(WITH one extra hit every 4 games)

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, because of the increased number of at bats

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm assuming you mean

hitting .300 plus 1 extra every 4 games above .300

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEP?

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WAS TOLD THERE'D BE NO MATH

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 11, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, this.

If 10 hits gets him to .300 from where he stands, if he can hit .300 the rest of the way and add 10 hits beyond that (or 1 every 4 games since there’s around 40 games left), he’ll end at .300.

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes if he goes 10 for 10 in any sample (contiguous or not)

and bats .300 in the rest of his at bats, he will finish at .300 (.301, actually)

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It feels much more reachable to me that way than "hit .359 the rest of the way."

Same thing, of course.

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin magnets

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might be wrong somewhere here

But, if he averages 4 ABs in the remaining 44 games of the season and he hits exactly .300 the rest of the way he would end up the year batting at a .289 clip

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the question is

that he has to get an extra 10 hits beyond .300

which would be a .357 clip over that period of time

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. Yeah that would do it.

By my calculations, he would have to bat at a .3375 clip the rest of the way to get to .300 (If he averages exactly 4 ABs and plays the remaining 44 games)

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno, i did it again and got .357

(((4 * 44) * .3) + 10) / (4 * 44)

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did it without the +10

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well now i'm entirely confused

wouldn’t that put you back at .300

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

These are my calculations.

412+(44*4) = Total number of ABs
ABs .3 = Required number of total hits to reach .300
Hitstotal – 117 = Total number of hits required in the next 44 games to reach .300
Hits/ (44
4) = Average required to hit .300

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got what you got when i did it your way

i’m a little high so i’m gonna assume i did it wrong even though i can’t find the flaw in my logic

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

you guys are mathin' it up over batting average.....

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to know how to do that

Oh, AP Calc test. So long ago.

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

shudder

all i remember from that class are the headaches from the tests.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 11, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. The 5 I got absolved me from having to take any math at college, though!

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calculus II and Calculus III

gave me a permanent migraine. I used to have nightmares including multiple integrals

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought cal 1 was super easy

we’ll find out fairly soon how i feel about the sequel

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I 5'd the AP Cal test

skipped Calc I, and then went and took Calc II anyway. That was the single hardest thing I ever did as a student, and I got a B. Every math major I talked to said Calc II was the hardest class up until you get to the 400/500 level courses.

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, I thought DiffEq was the worst

Or linear algebra. Standard Calc 2 stuff wasn’t bad.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not too worried about it, but we'll see

linear algebra is likely in my future, though, so i should probably save that for a light semester

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Linear algebra wasn't that bad for me.

DiffEq is hands down the hardest thing I have ever studied. That, and women

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recently looked at an old DiffEq

Exam I took years ago and though the handwriting was mine, I didn’t recognize a single thing. I’d completely forgotten every thing I had learned.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I kept my calculus notebooks, same deal….handwriting is mine but I did not keep much of the skill.

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

we did some diffeq in my high school calc class

that was awful. it was a very good thing for all but a couple people in the class that it was graded on a curve.

on the bright side, calc 1 in college was a cakewalk compared to high school calc..

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"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 11, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might have been able to do that 15 years ago

sometimes I’m pissed at myself, I should have kept taking math….

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9.4285714285714285714285714285714

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets go Allen Craig!

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm, everytime I think of TLR

This song will pop in my head. (B.O.B. verse for the record seems off the theme of the song cause he’s dissing Tyler the Creator)

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by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 11, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Still streakin'

Colby in TOR: .231/.259/.365 1HR 9K/2BB 8/11

by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

later dudes

go cards!

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Coach: "Son, you're idling here in AA. You're going to have to try something different."

Pitcher: “Okay, I’ll throw sidearm.”
Coach: “You’ve been called up to the major league bullpen.”

by mojowo11 on Aug 11, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

no idea why every pitcher doesn't end up trying this

it’s like that bill james perfect-world suggestion from years back that every team should throw its minor league leftovers into a knuckleball academy and see what happens.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 11, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

See:

Chad Bradford – except he changed his motion in HS and kept going lower.

by stlfan on Aug 11, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and 9 triples

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This! If we had more heart, we'd have the heart/guts/fire/whatever to lose this game and end this miserable season with honor.

Winning this game is downright cowardly.

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean "When Albert appears to care," right?

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If your goal is to become as annoying

As the people you intend to mock, you are succeeding.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool beans.

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems that every year on this blog

When the Cards are in a pennant race, there is this “battle” between the defeatists and the anti-defeatists. It’s the same tit for tat every year. Sorry, it’s just already old.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 11, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

You’re right it’s getting old, and this is my first season here. Not good for my blood pressure to be more irritated with VEB than the Cardinals anyway.

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defeatist are always right

Except for in 2006…they were dead wrong then

TIGERS IN THREE MY RIGHT TESTICLE!!!

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Tigers in 3 reference is an auto-rec

….sometimes it seems like every season we’ve had since 2006 has been a replay of 2006 somehow, all with the same shitty ending more or less (09 being just slightly more drawn out and painful).

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do people even say this?

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by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 11, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there are daily comments about the team not showing enough determination, fortitude, emotion, etc.

Whatever. I’ve beaten my drum enough.

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

testicular fortitude?

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made one of those posts today

Doesn’t necessarily mean I think that we are done, but the approach at the plate was horrible last night and it felt like we never had a chance in that game. Probably had something to do with the awful lineup TLR ran out there yesterday.

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still say I have every. fucking. right. to be irrationally angry about Corey Patterson

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINRAR

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

CHICKEN!

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by Paulspike on Aug 11, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet, sweet victory

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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

We're gonna need many more of these from here on out.

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Axford?

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh hai bernie, nice to see you!

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Aug 11, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's a sight for sore eyes

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

one (possibly) blown Angel Hernandez call away from being two games back

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

or one better slide my skip. Either way, we're not out of this thing and I wish people would quit with the doomsday crap.

Yeah, we’re at 20% or whatever according to projections. Who gives a shit? We have 40 games left.
LET’S PLAY BALL.

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by a fink on Aug 11, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apocalypse now!!!!

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by VolsnCards5 on Aug 11, 2011 11:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

you expect way too much from Gerald Laird

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT'S A WINNER

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Carpenter

8.0 IP
10 H
2 R
3 BB, 4 K
119 pitches
1 XBH (2B to Kotsay)
8 GO, 1 FO

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

seemed like a typical Carp start for this year

lots of hits off of weak contact, bloopers, etc. Even Kotsay’s double would have been a lazy fly if it hadn’t been right down the line.

Glad Carp was able to limit the damage tonight with lots of DP help and the offense came through. I certainly had more fun at the stadium tonight than last night (and I can’t believe how cool the last two nights have been, after a month of 100+ at home, this is nice).

by ArkansasTravs on Aug 12, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why should that be a triple?

That was a base hit that Hart played awful. Come on, let’s not make errors completely embarrassing (Uh well…)

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by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 11, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Late night VEB?

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Perhaps.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 11, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You at school?

Say hi to all my friends there

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not yet no.

I’m leaving in about a week.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 11, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

reading: Glyn Johns method [PDF link]
drinking: wine

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I chose to read your exchange with Leach

as though he were replying to your pooping tweet.

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh he wasn't?

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure

I got beers to drink and time to kill

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by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone remember this one?

dunno why this was on my mind.
gotta wait until about 12~13 seconds in.

http://vimeo.com/7258769

by Tom Carrow on Aug 11, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I turned it off at the Ozzie and Willie part

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp "limited the damage"

or jam shot bloop hits stopped falling in

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony was

“Buffaloed” and “Bamboozled” on the delay in the 8th.

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened?

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by VolsnCards5 on Aug 11, 2011 11:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

3rd base ump called time

brought in the rest of the crew and the chief spoke to the Brewers manager. Apparently Nyjer Morgan was yelling at Carp from the dugout and the 3rd base ump had enough.

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by scoot on Aug 11, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

What an asshat

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by VolsnCards5 on Aug 11, 2011 11:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is that what happened?

Nobody in the stands (well, at least up in the Loge section) could figure out what was going on. The first thing I saw was the home plate ump looking down the line and I thought something was going on in the corner. I guess he was looking at the 3rd base ump.

by ArkansasTravs on Aug 12, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

YTMND?

We DID travel back to 2004, didn’t we?

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

by looking at the st louis cardinals?

um

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

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by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

thatsthejoke.jpg

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw

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by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

d'aww

also, “PROTECTIN’ OUR FREEDOMS”

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by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, that's an old major.

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by SleepyCA on Aug 11, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the news station was def. low budget

and they said he was going back in 10 weeks

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 11, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That seemed weird

Guys typically get a week or two off in the late-middle of a tour, but getting 10 weeks off is strange. Especially with the tour length being cut down to 9 months, from theoretical 12 (which often lasted 18 months or more early on).

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by SleepyCA on Aug 11, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i wondered that too

my bro inlaw is currently over there 3rd tour 1st to afg. he isnt getting 10 weeks..but hes not a major either

because TLR

by punchinjudy on Aug 11, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I'm not as romantic as news stations tell me I should be

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

tl;dr

Was at the game. In the 8th inning, why did the umps go over to the Brewers dugout?

FIRE JOHN MOZELIAK

by Notorious PSC on Aug 11, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Morgan was yelling at/heckling Carp

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by mysterui on Aug 11, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean

Tplush?

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by Dttl89 on Aug 12, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

To get Nyjer Morgan to stop heckling Carp

seems to be the word

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 11, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

CCDGAFANM

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by SleepyCA on Aug 11, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

we didn't get much more detail than that

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 11, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK,

now I know what the stoppage in play was. What was with the fauxhawk? I couldn’t see that from the stands (loved the socks, though)

by ArkansasTravs on Aug 12, 2011 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

so much for late nite eh?

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I blame the Gatlin Brothers.

Colby in TOR: .231/.259/.365 1HR 9K/2BB 8/11

by The Continental on Aug 12, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

What up?

How’re you doing?

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

still working!

the nba filed a lawsuit against the nba players, in case no one heard

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like, you're still at the office?

That’s brutal

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh no

i’m at home at least.

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

i do labor and employment law

usually i don’t have crazy hours. but i am also out of the office tomorrow so shit has to get done.

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

happy with it? fulfilling? that kind of stuff

im going to end up in law school next year, so sorry if the questions sound a bit weird

sorry if this stuff has been covered before. i’ve been too busy to read the non-Cardinals comments 90% of the time the last year or so.

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Aug 12, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

no worries. is it too late to change your mind?

i wouldn’t recommend that anyone go to law school right now. unless you’ve got a full ride somewhere.

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know. its an ugh situation

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

one year in I'm convinced mfas are not self-important enough

all of my classmates’ dreams seem to involve being read by 50 or 60 people at a small press and getting a non-tenure-track teaching job.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha I'm glad you took that in good humor.

I guess people tend not to be caricatures. I honestly would love to do something like a mfa or a masters/phd in philosophy. but it turns out that people aren’t handing out money to slackers with a lack of any real future earning potential

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Aug 12, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, if there's one market worse than the one for law school grads

it’s people with terminal degrees in the liberal arts.

I’m enjoying it a lot, and my writing’s improved, but god knows what I’ll do when I graduate and have a small-press novel and some publications to show for it.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't recommend it unless you're going to a top 14 school

Also, don’t underestimate how important grades are in law school, especially first year grades.

Don’t go to an expensive, lower tier law school. It’s a recipe for high debt and low job prospects.

The legal job market is never “coming back” to where it was earlier this decade.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 12, 2011 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, i hope the job market is better by the time you're done

because it’s fucking awful right now. I graduated in May.

by bmorgan on Aug 12, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

hence my recommendation above.

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wholeheartedly agree with your recommendation

i would discourage anyone from doing it right now.

by bmorgan on Aug 12, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've increasingly found myself taking on the role

of saying over and over to friends “paying money for a degree you don’t know what you’ll do with is a bad idea.”

Obviously that applies way more broadly than law school…

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Aug 12, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope that wasn't your fault.

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm a nameless, faceless, wheel in the cog

i think i’m safe

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm done entertaining

what’s goin on veb latenight!

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

so you're not going to entertain us ?

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

here I am! I have a guest, but the guest is sleeping now

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

here is the music that I've been making

if you can call it music http://island1.bandcamp.com some of it is free though, so download away. albrtfn liked ‘better sunsets’

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn, all I have are unfunny one-liners and a bad attitude

is it sucky of me to feel outraged that they’re doing the socks thing without Boog?

though in truth that isn’t even their thing. that was an S-Cards thing that a lot of the Mafia did, except when Tony glared them down.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

we basically know nothing about him even though he is one of the most frequent posters

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know

isn’t that interesting

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah just like me

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by mysterui on Aug 12, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

if I were sapient, I would have tea, Earl Grey, hot

right now

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

you mean he is a homosapient?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Aug 12, 2011 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

however, I can justify my existence with stuff like this

http://xkcd.com/923/

would've.
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by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

has anyone ever told you you're easy, DanUp

would've.
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by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've said it before and I'll say it agani

Y2S sees all

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

interesting comment/sig interaction

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's multi-fucking-valent

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

well funny story

Prince Fielder was telling one, I mean, it was a funny story, but Albert ran right past it the first time, so he had to pass first base three more times to hear the end of it. and it was so good Yadi asked for a punchline, and he laughed.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Anybody else been keeping tabs on brewcrewball?

Is there some sort of tiny man syndrome that brewers fans have? They seem to dislike us an awful lot.

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by Dttl89 on Aug 12, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

hell

I even had a d-backs fan hatin on cardinals last night. he stereotyped us even. not sure what he was on about.

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

surprising. dbacks fans are so nice. and they were clearly rooting for holldingers in the home run derby

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by IHeartBoog on Aug 12, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed the same thing at the reds blog

last year. It’s gotta be some sort of irrelevance→playoff contention in one season sort of thing. Or all the people that have been sterilized by Miller Lite.

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by Dttl89 on Aug 12, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals have something to do with it.

We have a few players that could be characterized as assholes.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 12, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

the cards are the yankees of the national league central

i think that’s why they hate them

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

let me fix that

the cards are the yankees of the national league central

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

haters gonna hate

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it's kind of like our beta male navel-gazing thing.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have not opened that blog all season

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

i post at bluebirdbanter

jay got their asses kicked today, btw

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

so is the sign stealing thing in Toronto real or what?

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't do a ton of research on it

but from the one or two articles i read, it looks pretty suspicious

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

their problem is that being canadian, they keep asking politely first

/no, not really

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Aug 12, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

what happened to jay

that’s the last thing we need is another injury

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

the cardinals are unpopular all over the internet

tony la russa’s easy to hate, the best fans in baseball thing is irritating, etc.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

what'

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

which is amazing

because AFAIK, cardinals fans have never claimed to be “the best fans in baseball”- it’s a title bestowed upon them by some hack at ESPN. We’re just folks who like baseball, and like the cardinals, and like to see the game played the right way. Which means we like to win. And dislike TLR, because he seems to have an amazing ability to not-win with really, really good teams.

OK, maybe I’m projecting, a bit. But the “best fans in baseball” bit is silly.

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by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

It seems like a fairly accurate title to me

I’ve been to major league games in about a third of the parks. The only place I’ve ever gotten a hard time was in Cincy, and that was while they were irrelevant. SSS and all but still… I’ve worn my rays gear in stl and never heard anything but positive things. I think people in Busch III are friendlier to outsiders IMHO.

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by Dttl89 on Aug 12, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap we won

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 12, 2011 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

this is the only game I can recall Pujols deciding to steal the show from everybody

since the two consec walkoffs against the Cubs….

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, berk berked the GWRBI

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

and albert should hit 5th.

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

(well, second, but realistically)

TLR couldn’t sell “second”.

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

who hit 8th, tonight?

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

not the pitcher ;)

TLR did the right thing, for a while, then caved to pressure.

it would take a brave young manager with new ideas to pull off something like moving Albert out of #3. TLR could never do it. He’s too weak, at this point.

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Theriot

in case you really wanted to know

by ArkansasTravs on Aug 12, 2011 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

and that's the point.

If you can;t bat Ryan Theriot 9th, against the Brewers, in a must-win game, you’ll never bat Pujols in an optimum lineup position.

(although, ironically, his off year wrt getting on base has made the #3 spot a pretty decent place for him).

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure I get your point

are you saying Carpenter/Theriot would be a better 8/9 than Theriot/Carpenter? ’cause Carp has to bat somewhere. The real problem was not following the platoon we seemingly have at 2nd and starting Theriot instead of Skip based on 13-14 AB “histories”.

by ArkansasTravs on Aug 12, 2011 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

batting theriot 9th would have been better.

OBP is most valuable in the 9th/1st spots of the order. Putting a pitcher there always hurts the team. Tony did the right thing, and batted the pitcher 8th for a while, but seems to have abandoned it this year.

Overall, theoretically, it will probably cost us one win, rounding up, but it’s the kind of thing someone wanting to win, does. One win is $5M. Same with batting Albert leadoff. Or second. Or fourth. A good manager would bat guys with low OBPs and high SLGs 3rd, since they (comparatively) often bat with no one on and 2 outs.

Really, it boils down to giving the best hitter the most PA’s- this isn’t rocket science. Even though it takes advanced math to prove it to guys like TLR.

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

so

furcal
pujols
holliday
berkman

I’d agree with this before this year but perhaps holliday would be better 2nd

low in the zone

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 12, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

No! but I've always wanted to

where was it posted?

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

here you

go

i’ve always thought it was fiction, i never thought it could have been done

Balls

by gdm426 on Aug 12, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

sigh.

Might have been hoping for too much, but I saw no actual baseball in that video.

Another childhood dream, destroyed. Thanks, GDM.

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Aug 12, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

his home run rate is pretty frankliny

but I’m not so pissed off about it. la russa usually does a good job of minimizing lefties’ exposure to right-handed batters.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Dan, what did you think of the last Harry Potter movie?

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

haven't seen it

I’m having a hard time psyching myself up to go to the movie in which my OTP sinks. everyone I know who saw it has really liked it, though, and I liked the random added moment in the trailer where harry throws voldemort off the castle or whatever.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 12, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I only saw the second half of it

But they screwed up the Snape pensive scene, which was possibly my favorite in the series. Bummed me out.

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 12, 2011 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

They didn't really dwell much on Snape when he was a kid

That was the most empathetic part for me.

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 12, 2011 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not a good signing

better than corey patterson or miguel batista

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by prophetjohn on Aug 12, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently Jon Jay won some award from the MLBPAA

Heart and Hustle award… How the fuck do they come up with the winners?

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by stlcardsfan4 on Aug 12, 2011 1:58 AM EDT reply actions  

and proud we are of all of them

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Aug 12, 2011 5:27 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

was it an Oriole?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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