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I like pancakes
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
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Waffles > pancakes
Hit me up on Google+
by jd is legend on Aug 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh we sent her back.
Too much hassle.
"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar
by spants on Aug 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you get back cash, or just store credit for a new baby later?
by mojowo11 on Aug 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Store credit.
We’d misplaced the receipt.
"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar
by spants on Aug 1, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Furcal reaches against Greinke in his first AB as a starter
JJ & Pujols do nothing.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
LEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
hollidong
late, but strong, swing
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
that's one way to bust a slump
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 1, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions
Good start
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
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GO COUNT YOUR MONEY!!!
THE BATMAN|TOWEL BOY.|VP of TG Fan Club
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if anyone is listening to the game on either radio feed...
please let me know if Shannon and Uecker are on the air at the same time
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Aug 1, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
i was just about to wonder aloud if holliday is late on everything lately or if it's just me
and i think the answer is yes, but sometimes it doesn’t matter
he wasn't late
he meant to do that
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Tonight's winning proxy numbers are: 201.45.252.245 and 3128
Good Luck! And thanks for playing Proxy Roulette!
Colby in TOR: .125/.176/.188 0HR 6K/1BB 7/31
looking at that AB on Gameday
what the fuck was Greinke thinking…..missed with a fastball, missed with the curveball, then throws a fastball over the heart of the plate which Holliday misses, and then he comes right back with almost the exact same pitch in the exact same location and bam.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
his momentary lapse of reason makes me happy
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 1, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
perhaps he wasn't intentionally throwing meatballs
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 1, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
probably not
but it’s odd to see such a good pitcher throw two terrible pitches in a row to the same spot like that. He was lucky Holliday didn’t crank the first one out.
Eh, Greinke will probably settle down and pitch 7 innings.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
Holliday!
and so Furcal with the lead off hit. To that i say “Theriot would’ve…struckout or blooped softly to short”
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Let's go Carp! Luggage these punks!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
K
how many times have the Cards scored in the first inning for Carp? Probably not many….
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
before he goes off on us in this series
i’d like to remind the world that i fucking hate nyjer morgan already
Boo this man
They still haven’t changed his uniform, but they changed Colby’s immediately.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
I would be much happier
if I were on a commemorative button.
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like tyrone biggums.
"My friend! My friend!" You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.
by threadkiller on Aug 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Peanut butter and crack sandwich?
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
it is 7:30 here...
Shit didn’t last past 5:01
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, and why was MLB in such a hurry to change the Colby badge,
but his is still Natinals?
Colby in TOR: .125/.176/.188 0HR 6K/1BB 7/31
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Um. Guess I didn't see TBender's postscript.
n/m
Colby in TOR: .125/.176/.188 0HR 6K/1BB 7/31
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I obtained that badge while he was a Brewer too.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
I think I did too.
I have a couple of badges with no badge at all. Slipshod quality control, I tell ya.
Colby in TOR: .125/.176/.188 0HR 6K/1BB 7/31
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nyjer Morgan
is the best interview in baseball.
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I can only count on my fingers how many times I've seen him smile/seen his teeth..
Colby Rasmus is pretty good at baseball..
well yes, but I'm not sure how that's relevant to the discussion.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
by a fink on Aug 1, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
what?
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
how am I supposed to tell that by looking at him?
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
he can throw about as well the dirty one
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Yes it is!
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
Twitter
i knew he was a douche, but
what does being a nozzle do for him
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Theri...oh wait
WOOOHOOO! RAFAEL!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
They hit it to the SS and I didn't feel a little surge of anxiety.
I like!
Is John Mabry still on the roster?
He looks like
Alladin
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't you dare close your eeeeyes
This is better than Date Grape Sprite thread. Satisfaction.
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe...
he is the fat little sultan
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Stick a fork in them both. I refuse to scoreboard watch either of those teams,
though I take a little extra pleasure in reading the newspaper boxes in the morning if the Reds have lost.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
I'll post if something exciting happens
I agree, this game is much more important than either two
by hr on Aug 1, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm interested in seeing how the new kids
Martinez and Sporty Smurf Altuve do
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
Weeks has 19 HRs?
didn’t realize that.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
Has Prince slimmed up?
"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 1, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
meaning
he eats vegetarians.
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That was a few seasons ago though
Has it actually showed some results? I dunno, he looks like there’s less Prince bouncing around when he hacks.
"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 1, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
do you think ax would give salas a couple os we can catch up?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
anyone else watch mlb.tv on their ps3?
PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!
Public Relations Officer of the Tyler Greene Fan Club.
after reading Jason Bay has an ISO of under .100
he hits a home run
my last avatar was traded.
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
in yo face Prince!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
sit down prince!
my last avatar was traded.
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 1, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
i don't unless it's necessary b/c of a bad ump
FIRE TONY LARUSSA
randy winn > corey patterson
twitter
Love it
Let’s paint.
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
well, i can tell you how i feel about batters
trying to pull outside pitches and grounding out to ss
dumb
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
can i ask why the community hate for Ryan Braun? Is it the untucking thing?
or was their a paticular moment where he became hated? Im just curious as i watch nearly every game, and have never felt loathing toward the guy, besides his incessant knack for the big hit against us
Snow Angels...
should be reserved for the snow.
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
and he’s an asshat
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
my memory may be foggy
as i find the reds far more distasteful now.
Fielder really bugs me, Im just trying to remember why i should not like the man is all
by TheHolyDiver19 on Aug 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
He actually sort of amuses me. And I actively like Prince.
Don’t tell VEB, please. They’d have my card.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
I heard that you like Ryan Braun.
And in case you didn’t believe it, here’s a block quote:
a fink likes Ryan Braun!
a fink likes Ryan Braun!
by mojowo11 on Aug 1, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that tantrum he threw in the dugout turned me off
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
made for a terrific gif though
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
I wanted to make sure i had a reason
before i just started hatin on him
like I said, the recent resurgence of the reds maybe clouded my memory on the man
by TheHolyDiver19 on Aug 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
partly it's cause he's an All-Star for a division rival
partly it’s the side gig as fashion plate.
Also, look up the Doug Melvin “deputy” comment, it’s hilarious.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
i personally dislike his manscaping ways
PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!
Public Relations Officer of the Tyler Greene Fan Club.
I don't really care.
He seems like a decent guy.
Colby in TOR: .125/.176/.188 0HR 6K/1BB 7/31
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Pop gamethread quiz
True or false: We will make the playoffs this year.
Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?
if you choose not to decide,
you still have made a choice.
"My friend! My friend!" You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.
ask me
after three games.
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
BABIP?
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I fear the Brewers
and the health of our pitching
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
True
Colby in TOR: .125/.176/.188 0HR 6K/1BB 7/31
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Push
"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what he does
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 1, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
ack
I hate al but more so when he’s with rick, and shannon sounds like he’s calling from a phone booth.
GO CARDS! wear the greink out!
FIRE TLR
Carp gonna Carp
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 1, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
he looks sad! what did you do!
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hes all smiles in this shot :)
Colby Rasmus is pretty good at baseball..
by Joseph Kirby on Aug 1, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
No wonder he hasn't lived up to his potential
He’s smiling! That ass.
"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
God
is practically cavorting out there.
"Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more than anyone else ever has." ~ Jerry Coleman
by Craig Wilson Can Juggle on Aug 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
#RasmusPrance
Colby in TOR: .125/.176/.188 0HR 6K/1BB 7/31
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Colby's like
Holy shit, this team has black people on it! This is awesome!
a fink likes Ryan Braun!
by mojowo11 on Aug 1, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
not till you can you "reach your potential"
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Aug 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
gotmydangolintensitygoin gottathinkrealhardnow
Colby in TOR: .125/.176/.188 0HR 6K/1BB 7/31
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Carpenter w/ a hit off Greinke
lolwut
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
So they say Toronto is going to make a big run at Fielder...
This could be their lineup next year:
1. Escobar
2. Rasmus
3. Bautista
4. Fielder
5. Lind
6. Lawrie
7. Thames
8. Third baseman
9. Arencibia
That is just sick.
DFA Patterson!!!
I'm not sure, depends if we can sign him for cheap in the off-season, because he hasn't exactly earned the money hes getting this year in terms of hitting.
Colby Rasmus is pretty good at baseball..
I'll add that most of this was basically stolen from the NL...
particularly the NL Central, a once proud division.
DFA Patterson!!!
Now all they have to do is move to the NL Central
and they’re gold.
THE BATMAN|TOWEL BOY.|VP of TG Fan Club
Twitter|Google+|PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!
That along with the lighting issues we had.
Le crap
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
Twitter
Should not have given the contract to the Bluth Company.
Is John Mabry still on the roster?
by zack3315 on Aug 1, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
front page game thread up.
"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11
ha. remember when we loathed our SS.
PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!
Public Relations Officer of the Tyler Greene Fan Club.
No. No we did not.
Colby in TOR: .125/.176/.188 0HR 6K/1BB 7/31
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Hope Furcal is awesome until the inevitable oblique
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Aug 1, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
how long is rickie weeks out for?
my last avatar was traded.
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 1, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
weeks
my last avatar was traded.
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 1, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
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