St. Louis Cardinals All-Star Moments: The Scott Cooper Effect
Scott Cooper is on a refrigerator magnet on our garage refrigerator. He is a two-time All-Star third baseman with a career line of .265/.337/.386 who never once finished with an OPS+ over 100; just once played more than 130 games in a season; and was released after his age-27 season, one year removed from his second consecutive appearance as representative of the Boston Red Sox, a team that also had Mo Vaughn and Roger Clemens on it.
In 1993 Cooper was hitting .350 at the end of April, then .315 at the end of May, then .298 at the end of June, and by then, why, everybody's voted already. In 1994 he was hitting .342 at the end of April, and remember that time he was hitting .350 at the end of April? And he was an All-Star once already!
It's one thing to be a fluke All-Star because your team needs a representative—Lance Carter?—or you're having an outstanding start to the season—Ryan Vogelsong? Ken Harvey? But Cooper, whose hometown Cardinals acquired him after All-Star season number two in exchange for decent young pitcher and future near-premium LOOGY Rheal Cormier and Hard Hittin' Mark Whiten, is like an All-Star echo-chamber: Everything he accomplished based on his nicely arranged achievements seems to feed the next thing, until he's got as many ASG appearances as he does seasons as an adequate baseball player.
Each season, round voting time, you could make a case for Cooper as an All-Star—and it was even easier when he was an All-Star the year before who'd only cooled off after such a hot start. And none of it shows up in his encyclopedia entry.
I've been trying to find a homegrown equivalent to Cooper among the Cardinals' All-Star rolls, but it's a tough one to get a handle on. Perhaps Royce Clayton 1997, whose numbers are devoid of all the context that made him a vaguely national figure at the time—the bungled Ozzie Smith handover, the flashy defensive reputation, the fact of taking over for a legendary player.
He was neither having a brilliant start nor the only reasonable choice for the Cardinals' representative—Ray Lankford, who also made the team, was hitting a cool .333/.427/.646 at the time, with 22 doubles, 17 home runs, and 15 stolen bases. But he was around, and people had heard about him, and sometimes that's all it takes.
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I missed the madness last night
I was at the Giants game (where there was equal madness, though it was decidedly less Cardinal-y). Usually in these kinds of situations, there’s someone everyone maybe isn’t completely blaming, but is kind of squinting their eyes at. In the post-Thurston era, this seems to be TLR something like 75% of the time.
What I’m saying is, since I wasn’t watching the game last night, who should I be mad at, if anyone?
Mainly Westbrook for giving up 5 runs before getting an out.
Some people are upset that Tony took Berkman out in a doubleswitch in the 6th inning. Others that Molina came out early as well.
I’m upset he let Miller pitch to rolen with a runner on and two outs when He could have replaced him with another pitcher or just walked rolen to pitch to a lefty. (who miller struck out after giving up a HR)
Every Cardinal had a chance to win it after Jay tied it in the 9th.
Grit != flat out sucking.
Well, Cruz played really well last night
But I mean, I don’t blame tony too much for replacing Berk and Molina. 8-0 is not an easy score to come back from, and frankly, I thought they were done by the fifth inning.
by hr on Jul 7, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Or
his decision to bat Skip 2nd. I think Colby needs to back in the 2 hole to snap him out of his funk.
or Skip Schumaker
for getting on base at a .500 clip and making a great play in the field.
Grit != flat out sucking.
Batting Skip second is not rational even if he hits well for one game.
I mean, in general. I don’t really care too much about it happening one game which also happens to be the same game where a lot of wacky awful stuff happens. But as a policy, batting Skip second sucks.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
Agreed
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
I just hope Tony doesn't make a habit of it.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
It worked; therefore, TLR should do it again.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Jul 7, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
yes, but I would rather see Colby there last night
regardless of how Skippy did.
activate toaster
insert wang
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
Or you could say that every single decision by TLR was the correct one
because only in that world was it possible to overcome a 6-0 or 8-0 deficit.
Frankly, I find the idea that TLR should manage at “100%” (keeping all his regulars in, never allowing a LOOGY to pitch a whole inning, etc.) notwithstanding the score — and here, the Cards probably had a greater than 95% chance of losing — to be a particularly silly form of hindsight bias.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 7, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
in hindsight
Rolen should have been walked, and probably would have been if the deficit was 1-3 runs instead of 6. But you’re absolutely right, no one could reasonably have expected the Cards to rally for 5 runs in the 7th. I have no complaints at all about Tony’s managing last night.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
95%
Actually, I think we had something like a 3.5% chance of winning after the Rolen homer. So, TLR’s decisions were not only defensible but a good decision, in my mind.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Jul 7, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
(did anyone post a fangraph?)
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Jake Westbrook for an atrocious first inning. Colby for having 4 K’s. Maybe Trever for giving up that homerun to Rolen, but some might say that’s Tony’s fault for keeping him in there to face RH.
by hr on Jul 7, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Rasmus
with his 4 K performance. Some of the pitches he swung at were just atrocious.
this was probably the most distressing
performance by a Cardinal in last night’s game. Colby just looked lost much of the time swinging and any and everything in the dirt. Beyond that, as Evilfrog said above, every Cardinal had chance to be the difference in the game. Albert hitting into an inning ending DP in extras, Freese swinging at one at his ankles to end the 12th, etc., etc.
by ArkansasTravs on Jul 7, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
...Eriot swinging at a 58 ft. changeup with Dirty Dan on 2B...
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 7, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
our batters seemed a bit overanxious in the extras.
by ArkansasTravs on Jul 7, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh... hitters have these games.
Plus he made a great baserunning play when (outfielder) threw it somewhat wild to third and Colby immediately sprinted home.
For instance, Skip probably would have stood there.
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Just noticed this tweet
RT jimcallisBA Extra OF at best. @sporttours: Does Aaron Luna have a future in the major leagues? Having nice year in AAA. Thanks. #Cardinals
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
Probably true, yeah
OBP is nice
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He's on his way to double digit HBP again this year.
Dude knows how to get his lean on.
This club is seriously lacking in grit, a trade for Aaron Miles is indeed needed.
I <3 Miles
How can we infuse pretense and tackiness into a simple game that is 150 years old?
Bud knows!
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
At least those have a purpose (charity)
I saw on the Cardinals website the other day that they are selling “game used dirt”. How ridiculous is that?
Wow,
I guess I’d better not let them know about the dozen or so blades of grass clippings that I “procured” during a stadium tour back in ’06.
by ArkansasTravs on Jul 7, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
dfreese23: The South Alabama Jags teammates are back together. Congrats PJ. Welcome back buddy. #southalabama #pjwalters #stlcards
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No word on the corresponding move(s) yet?
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't seen anything on Twitter yet, no
Gotta be Hamilton though, right?
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Maybe from the 25-man,
but they need to make a 40-man move too.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
he seems like the likely 25 man move
Not sure if they would remove him from the 40 man
Grit != flat out sucking.
maybe brian anderson?
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Looking at the 40-man,
I don’t think that’s out of the question.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought about that too
he hasn’t played since june 7. but that would mean he would be at least 30 days from coming back. and then when he did come back, they would still have to kick someone else off.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Went on 6/12
They would have to expect him to be out for another month. He’s already working his way back.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Retroactive to 6/8. Same deal, though.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
if my understanding of how numbers and the MLB work
They won’t allow 41 people on the roster, or 26 people on the active roster. So Someone has to be removed
Grit != flat out sucking.
did they ever replace batista or franklin on the 40-man when they were DFA'd?
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
hmm, i guess they did.
dickson
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
yeah
http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/team/roster_40man.jsp?c_id=stl
41 listed with Wainwright on the 60 so not counting against
Grit != flat out sucking.
yeah i'm looking at that now. google is my friend
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He was the corresponding move for Pujols
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but he could be moved to the 60 day DL to clear up a spot there
as well as optioning someone
Grit != flat out sucking.
a back-cracker
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 7, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
or there could be a trade in the works...
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
either way, something tells me freesie probably shouldn't have tweeted that yet
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
PJ's father sent something earlier, also.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
oh well then i guess the cat is out of the bag
just wonder if the guy who is getting taken off the roster even knows yet
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Brandon Dickson sent down
But no word on 40 man issue
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This is probably just a stop-gap move to shore up the 'pen
until after the ASG. I’m sure Dickson will be back.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
damn you
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Suck it
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i took the time to copy and paste and it screwed me
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
i initally read stullys tweet as meaning that dickson was being taken off the 40-man
in favor of walters. but i am glad that i probably misunderstood
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Baseball America's midseason Top 50 list is out
Shelby is 7 and Martinez is 18.
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Matt Moore looks like an incredible prospect to me
He’s highly ranked on almost all lists, but I feel like he’s not TALKED about enough, you know?
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yeah, it's weird to me that he's ranked higher than miller and teheran though
he’s 2 years older than both of them and still in AA.
Also, it feels like Martin Perez has been around forever.
Quick glance at the numbers, and Shelby looks like a much better prospect
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There's no way/reason for Shelby to be at AAA this year, right?
AA is a more challenging pitching environment, and he’s probably facing other top prospects there anyways
Starts next year there, see him up by July?
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I doubt it, unless he does some really ridiculous stuff like having a 13 k/9 or something
they don’t want to rush him.
if there was ever a place that didn't deserve the team they have
it’s Tampa.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 7, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
This wasn't true for a long time!
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but it's true now!
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 7, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, there's a team in Tampa?
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
The Yankees, every spring.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
has anyone else heard the stories about bryce harper being a total doucheface?
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Yes
It’s pretty common knowledge
Also common knowledge is that he hits the SHIT out of the ball. Literally.
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well i just learned about it. i was told there is no way he would sign a ball for me at the futures game.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
No harm in trying, I suppose
You want Mike Trout anyways
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i will wear something low-cut, maybe that will help
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
I was gonna say, you're a girl
and you’ve got an advantage with guys like him. Heh.
What the
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trouser trout?
that sounds gross…
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Proportionally, that's almost as good!
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
Wow. The Rays, Braves, Rangers, Yankees and Cardinals have half of the top 20.
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
Yeah, I'm always floored when I read these lists
It seems like there are always a few teams with way more prospects near the top than I would expect any one team to have.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
None of those teams are bad, either
At least they haven’t been for the last 4-5 years
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All but the Braves have been the the World Series fairly recently.
Well-run organizations…
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
I think it just goes to show that you having high draft picks doesn't necessarily do much for you.
You have to draft well. Also, you can do a lot just by manipulating the crazy draft compensation rules.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
Interesting list...
six from the NL Central, and four traded out of the NL central.
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
If Miller and Martinez both pan out there will be a chronic tower shortage around here
It’ll be a devastating towel drought. Massive effect on the blogosphere.
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WAT
StullySTL Brian Stull
Mozeliak on 101 ESPN shares PJ Walters up and Brandon Dickson optioned down
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
I have literally no confidence in Ottavino whatsoever
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They may want to keep 8-Wine stretched out
as a starter.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I have more confidence in Walters, yeah
There is no objective reason for this.
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i really like the idea of Ottavino as a starter, I have an irrational idea that
he can pitch like Boggs if he did.
Reliever, you mean?
It’s possible. Just the couple of times I’ve watched him, his command sucks
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At least Ottavino has better stuff than that 4th grader who lives down the street from me
Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat
I have a little because he throws hard.
Walters seems no better than Jeff Suppan to me.
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Daryl Jones was demoted to AA? Weird?
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That is weird
I thought he was doing a bit better than he really was at AAA this year. He has been hitting kinda average-ish. Dunno why you would demote him though. It’s not like he’s really old and it’s not like he’s totally floundering either.
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Looks like because of injury to Ingram and a crowded Memphis outfield
Not really a demotion per se, more for organizational need.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 7, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That was my first thought as well, though I admittedly am not the most well-versed person in regard to the minors.
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
Plus Palm Beach only has 4 outfielders and none should be promoted.
And with Pham being injured, Springfield has no one who could even pretend to play CF.
Jones was the newest/youngest OF at AAA and was backing up Chambers anyway, so he goes down to play CF for AA. Simply an organizational move because of injuries and rosters.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 7, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Latest n00b takes a tour of the ballyard:
dgoold: #Cardinals recruiting season continues w/ C. J. McElroy (4th rd, 2011) visiting and taking BP w/ Pujols here at Busch. #stlcards #stlminors
BJRains: Cardinals third round pick C.J. McElroy wearing a #11 jersey and about to take batting practice with Albert Pujols as Luhnow, etc. watch.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
dgoold:
Draft pick CJ McElroy says he expects deal done within weeks with #cardinals. “just details,” he said.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
47th rounder?
Doesn’t look like it. Was he expected to go higher? He may just want to go back into the draft pool.
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by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
David Schmidt is a right-handed pitcher out of Christian Brothers College High School. David is listed at 6-feet and 175 pounds and was clocked at 92-94 mph this past season. Prep Baseball Report described his throwing motion as "short and powerful, and when he’s locating his fastball it generates some nice arm-side action." Schmidt also has a slider and is developing a changeup.
The Cardinals will have a tough time getting him to sign, as he has signed a letter of intent to pitch for Stanford.
DAMN YOU STANFORD
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Oh he goes to CBC and plays baseball
Haha… well that’s about as close to a guaranteed douche as you can get.
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CardsInsider STL Lineup vs ARZ (7/7):
Theriot, ss; Freese, 3b; Pujols, 1b; Holliday, lf; Berkman, rf; Molina, c; Punto, 2b; Jay, cf; McClellan, p.
That’s an interesting line-up.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
you'd prefer Wong or Cox there?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Yeah, something tells me the .437 BABIP isn't going to last forever.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
also just did a quick check, he has a xBABIP of .335
and a career BABIP of .394
his miniscule ISO and 25% K rate for his career (390ish ABs) doesn’t inspire confidence.
Your 2 hole
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I'll freeze your 2 hole
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
by Aranathor on Jul 7, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
this is a family blog
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 7, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY...
CHILL!!!
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
Ice, Ice, Baby
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 7, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright.
Stop.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
by TBender on Jul 7, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ice's back
with my brand new invention
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
flow like a harpoon
daily and nightly
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
what have I done?
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 7, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Will it ever stop?
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
not soon enough
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 7, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
do you feel as if there is some pressure
pushing down on you?
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
by nota bene on Jul 7, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
pushing down on me?
Like people, on streets?
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
I'm sorry
allow me to break the ICE!!!
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS???
THE ICE AGE!!!
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
Also,
valdes
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
by TBender on Jul 7, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU'RE NOT SENDING ME TO THE COOLER!!!
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I'm afraid that i am
COLD to your pleas of mercy
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
It will be interesting to see how the cards do the next three games
since most of them have never faced the starting pitchers.
that's weird looking
I guess Punto/7 Jay/8 is the weird part. Even if they are facing a lefty (w/o looking any #s up) I doubt Punto should ever bat in front of Jay….switch those two and it doesn’t seem so strange.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
dumb.
sure, colby needs a day off, but against a lefty is not the day to do it. jon jay turns into aaron miles against lefties.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Identify these spilts
Avg / obp / slug / ops
.285 .323 .356 .678
.231 .315 .391 .706
.296 .362 .348 .709
Grit != flat out sucking.
aw hell...
craig against righties
rasmus against lefties
berk against lefties
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
wat
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
craig against righties was just out of the blue.
the other two are more than believable.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna guess middle is Rasmus career against lefties.
So top Miles?
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
i love this game
i would guess #1 is Aaron Miles against lefties
#2 is Jon Jay against lefties
and #3 is Jon Jay?
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
First line is Aaron Miles Career line
Second is Colby’s Career split against lefties
Last one is Jay’s Split against lefties
If you are going to give Rasmus a day off. I’d prefer it come against lefties.
Grit != flat out sucking.
oh, I was so darn close. I want a sticker.
(Didn’t hurt that I looked up Jay’s career line against lefties yesterday or the day before…)
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
can't halve merit badges
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so fang is not entirely wrong, Jon Jay lefty and Aaron Miles career have a similar slashline
…how is Aaron Miles career OPS that high
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
that's true
little on fair to compare a right handed batter to a left handed batter when talking about career splits against lefties though.
Grit != flat out sucking.
sure, but isn't that the (somewhat choosy) point of his comment anyway?
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
maybe
his point was to say you should never start Jay against a lefty, my point was if you are going to rest colby it should be against a lefty.
Grit != flat out sucking.
if you're going to rest colby NOW it should be against a righty.
because jon jay is aaron miles against lefties. now, when craig’s back, it doesn’t really matter. except idk who the hell is supposed to play center in a craig/berk/holliday outfield. heh…
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
hmmm.
I’d like to rest a starter against their weakness
you like to start a backup against their strong suit.
Prefect world we would have a right-handed CFer on the bench. (Tyler Greene!)
But I don’t think we are coming to an agreement on this since we are looking at it from two very different angles.
Grit != flat out sucking.
my thing is...
either colby rasmus or jon jay has to play against lefties. and colby is (in my opinion) much better than jay against them. the difference between jay and rasmus against righties is smaller.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I understand your point
So I can’t say that you are wrong. But when it comes to resting players we would do it differently if we ever got out of the basement and became major league managers.
Which reminds me, i have work to do in the basement.
Grit != flat out sucking.
Near-meaningless without batted ball data
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
And they're pretty small sample sizes as well
Just stating the OPS’s doesn’t tell you a whole lot
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
um, no.
rasmus is OPS’ing .130 HIGHER (727 vs 857) against lefties this year with a .300 BABIP. jay is OPS’ing .667 against lefties.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
this is career data.
probably more valuable, given the larger sample size, no?
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
jon jay had a BABIP of .377 against lefties last year...
and OPS’d .741.
this year his BABIP against lefties is .310 (what i would call normal) and he turned into aaron miles against lefties.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
furthermore
you know absolutely nothing about the degree of correlation between the OPS change and BABIP change.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
so what would you like me to use? average?
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm sure there are better ways to do it
maybe xBABIP, i don’t know how that works, but until you find a legitimate one, use the best sample you have, which is the career sample.
i will point out that for his (admittedly small) career, Jon Jay has a .341 BABIP, and his speed might lead us to believe he naturally has a somewhat high BABIP.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
jon jay may very well have a high BABIP.
but it’s sure as hell a lot closer to .310 than .377 moving forward.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, sure
and i can say Jon Jay’s OPS against lefties this year is a fluke and unrelated to his BABIP. i’m not sure what the point of arguing about this is, but you are picking and choosing stats, which is not something i like.
i am not saying you are WRONG- i tend to probably agree with you, but your argument is not compelling.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
sorry...
i could have probably thrown out more data to support my argument, but tend to use OPS as a quick and dirty way.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
we could be friends.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The career sample is so small to be meaningless
You’d regress his career splits like 90% against league average.
ok, thanks
If i read that correctly, his splits are actually above average?
.807/.708 is less than the 120 that mgl mentioned.
of course they are
i just don’t particularly like fang picking out that one year and saying because the BABIP is what we think it’s going to be, it means his OPS is also what we think it’s going to be.
but i’m splitting hairs and being a bitch- he has a good point.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
We don't have a large enough sample size to assume what his BABIP should really be
so .310 is a fair assumption with regression.
regress to league average, dipshit.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
you have to take the sample size we have of his with a grain of salt fang
he’s likelier to be .310 going forward than .300.
i was joking...
did we forget that meme already?
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Now what are their BABIPs?
"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
President of the Tyler Greene fan club - In need of Secretary and Public Speaker
And nevermind.
I have trouble just going straight to slash lines given Jay’s high BABIP and oddly elevated HR/FB%
"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
President of the Tyler Greene fan club - In need of Secretary and Public Speaker
Yeah. All together. Career against lefties:
Miles
Rasmus
Jay
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
it's the largest sample size avalible
I can’t use his 2012 and 2013 states.
Grit != flat out sucking.
No but you could not mention them as if they mean something.
Or was this just one of those “let me just put these here” ones?
which brings me back to....
Rest the starter against his weakness.
and Boom goes the dynamite.
Grit != flat out sucking.
roster extravaganza from goold
Walters promoted, Laird activated and Dickson and Hamilton optioned. #stlcards #cardinals
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
by IHeartBoog on Jul 7, 2011 4:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
...
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
still no mention of the 40-man dilemma
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
I was kind of getting the feeling that the team was really liking Cruz.
Also, Laird started at first for one of his rehab games, I think.
tinker, tinker
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
147.1 UZR/150!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
I think Punto is gritty enough to catch every pitch with his teeth.
Dude seems like he eats gravel for breakfast.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Day in the life, from Twinkie Town.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 7, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh, mercy, that's great.
Could also be used almost word-for-word with Boog.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
that was awesome
Twins fans were sick of Punto, weren’t they?
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
must be some sort of favorable baseball currency exchange rate in St. Louis
we pick up these castoffs and they have career years.
He hasn’t played that much, but he’s been a totally reasonable TLR utilityman. Defense has been as advertised and he’s contributed at the plate too (even if that kind of looks like a mirage; ZIPS rest of season wOBA is .295; career is .294).
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
I'm pleased with Punto. Our offense is awfully shiny when everyone's healthy
but our MIF defense is sorely lacking. I welcome him.
Still not a werewolf.
Yeah, I love it when we put out a lineup that has a bunch of good hitters and Punto somewhere in the MIF
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
I thought Descalso was emergency catcher?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Cruz was drafted as a 3B and played there in the minors
He could easily handle 1B as well if needed.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 7, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the team that Tony has always dreamed of.
Everyone can play everywhere. No exceptions.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
they can to
just not very well
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 7, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
too*
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 7, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
not even theriot
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Impressive non-sequitur!
Holliday for 2B! If he can play 3rd, he can play 2nd!
by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 7, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Best hitting (Cardinals) lineup ever?
Pujols 1B
Craig 2B
Who Cares SS
Holliday 3B
Berkman LF
Jay CF
Rasmus RF
Freese C
McClellan P
(K-Mac leads our starters with a wRC+ of -3)
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
Oops
Switch them
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
I think I was thinking about Jay starting tonight and got confused or something.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
pretty sure Wainwright has the best offense of any of our pitchers
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
Yeah, but he can't pitch right now
Right now we have the (hilariously unlikely) capability to put that lineup out. But yeah, assuming we keep all those guys for next year I’d put Waino in as well.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
yeah but Cruz can play corners also
adds a lot of flexibility, instead of the Hamilton-memorial “I can only play 1st base and we have two 1Bs on the roster ahead of me” roster spot
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
Is it too early for VEB late night?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 4:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'm on mobile though!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 4:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh I know
My pc could barely handle it
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And by "barely handle it"
I mean the gifs just started to look like still images.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
SBN did implode
Right after DJ Kitty made an appearance.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
So that's what really did it in
And I meant a full and complete implosion. With deaths.
Still not a werewolf.
In this episode of VEB
I’ll be playing the part of Aranathor: Time zone exception.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 4:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Damnit
does that mean i have to be you? This sucks.
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Everybody look at me!
I’m hilariously racist but its ok cause i’m asian! I’m totally married and its super-awesome! I’ve never been paid a day in my life!
Soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
by Aranathor on Jul 7, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Can he wear boat shoes on his upboat?
He loves boat shoes.
Still not a werewolf.
by clank on Jul 7, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh my god it's like looking into an internet mirror
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
by mysterui on Jul 7, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This subthread had me laughing out loud
nvm the fact that i’m…uh…qualified to participate in VEB late night
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
How the hell are you drunk already
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
This is actually 1/4 true!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I had nothing to do and I happened to be in the neighborhood of a brewpub
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The best thing about VEB mobile is...
Page refresh and not having to read all the comments \/down there\/
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
On second thought
I just read all those comments and cracked up.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i LOL'd
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Hey now!
You can be you now that i’m here
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
nah
its cool i want someone else to be me
it can be like that body switching episode. You know, from every sitcom ever.
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
I prefer the "I've got two dates at the same time and keep going back and forth between them but I have to keep them from finding out" episode
also from every sitcom ever.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
the "two people who have something really important to say to each other but keep just missing each other" episode
from every 90’s sitcom ever.
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Ok guys
Those premises are way too complicated for this VEB late night sub thread.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Have you seen Bobo?!?! I've got something incredibly important to tell him!!!
/Runs out of room
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Gah!
It’s just like Aranathor to be around and then leave right when I’m ready to say something to him.
Oh well, if you guys see him tell the guy I was looking for him.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
WHAT?!?!
Bobo was here? I’ve been looking for him everywhere! The coffee shop, my apartment and that other set we have in this series! Did he say where he was going?
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
by Aranathor on Jul 7, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
i'm laughing hysterically. this is great stuff
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Oh good
i’ll just head back there… hope nothing hilariously inconviences me on the way!
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
cool. But before your go, can you help me with something?
It’s just a short drive across town. 5 minutes down the freeway, max.
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
that sounds like it won't lead to any sort of
comedy misunderstanding. Lets go!
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Hey, there's a state fair there that has glorious deep-fried things.
Should we stop real quick?
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
Yeah man!
What could possibly go wrong!
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Wow! This place is great!
Wow. Those fried baby bears were delicious! You ready to head back?
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
MmmMMmmm
Totally, OH SHI…! Look at the time! I bet Bobo’s been waiting for me for forever!!!
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Wait, what's this? My car won't start!
Do you have a cell phone? I don’t.
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
You know i don't carry those things
due to my crazy and obsessive paranoia! We’ll have to get out and walk.
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Hey funny seeing you guys here
need a lift?
I just need to drop this package off at my friend’s house.
Wait! WHAT?! There's sugar in the gas tank!
CLANK! I’ll get you for this!
Anyway, yeah, we better start wal… OW! My ankle! You better go on without me, buddy. I think I’m done for. I’m gonna limp back over to the deep-fried asparagus booth. Good luck! Give my regards to Bobo!
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
and, just like the standard 90s sitcom, this is losing its luster.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
we need IHB's angry irish cousin
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Losing its luster you say?
Time for a dumb serious episode about a serious real life issue before we get canceled!
Also, I have… mesothelioma! And I also have learned a very important lesson about underage drinking.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
But seriously
Where the hell is Aranathor? He’s never gonna believe how I’ve spent the last few hours. Also, I can totally explain about his face showing up on America’s Most Wanted, that was a misunderstanding which I will clear up soon with a wacky scheme. I hope it will eventually turn into a hilarious misunderstanding.
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
Oh bobo there you are!
i’ve been looking for you everywhere! You’ll never believe what happ… wait, what!? America’s most WHAT?!?! You mean, I…?!?! But i didn’t even?!?!! I thought you said ORGANIST! But i ’ardly know ’er! Oh boy!
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
does this mean that one of us has to get
addicted to some sort of drug substitute?
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
5 Hour Energy is big right now
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
Hey! You guys finally found each other! COOOL!
What a crummy episode, but I’m glad it had a happy ending. As it stands though, my car is still broke and I’m not yet even with Clank.
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
Has a young, unmarried female cast member
gotten pregnant yet?
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank goodness no. But that will be the topic of a pep talk
from next week’s awesome guest star, Mr. T!
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
nonsense
we’ve handled time travel before
and you should see the product reviews
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
WTF
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
no, no, no
that’s what everyone says the next day
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ooh ooh
is this the one where we time travel and then get amnesia so we all forget how any of this is possible?!? I love this one.
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
the amnesia might be just you
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wat
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
Valdes
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 4:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh okay
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
its never too early
also, is it me or are you never here anymore?
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
I'm never here anymore
It’s like I put up the late night veb symbol in the sky and Aranathor was successfully summoned!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Valdes
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
this is even better.
that’s six asterisks
for future reference /meme
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
people who are much better at baseball analysis than me
can i find minor league splits anywhere?
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
Here
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
yeah... i can't find PJ Walters there.
probably because his first name is fucked. either way- maybe someone else can find data to support this. didn’t we once have a hypothesis that PJ could have LOOGY-like skills due to the changeup from hell?
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
in case anyone was curious.
PJ’s lifetime stats against lefties are absolutely awful
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
Stavinoha sucks
but i didn’t need to look at his stats to know that
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
they all sucks!
everything sucks!
It all fucking sucks!
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Azru found it the other day.. it's like P. J. Or something
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs
OT: RIP Dick Williams
via Baseball Think Factory:
http://www.lvrj.com/sports/hall-of-fame-baseball-manager-dick-williams-dies-125166904.html?ref=904
Dick Williams, the fiercely competitive, sharp-tongued Hall of Fame manager who led the Oakland Athletics to World Series titles in 1972 and 1973, died today at his Las Vegas home from what was believed to be a brain aneurysm. He was 82.
Williams, who retired to Las Vegas in 1991, is the only manager in major-league history to win pennants with three different teams—the Boston Red Sox, Athletics and San Diego Padres. He had a 21-year major league managing record of 1,571-1,421 (.520).
Oh, STL connection:
Photo in LVRJ article shows him standing next to Ozzie (I think….) at recent old-timer’s game….
OT: not sure if this has already been mentioned
but Jose Reyes to disabled list.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
strained his hammy or something.
they were saying before he wouldn’t go. welcome to the world of having Jose Reyes on your team. the legs can go at any time.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
Someone talk pj in off the ledge.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
but how exciting is that hammy
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Day to day excited right now.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
he has a hamstring
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
Did I start this meme?
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Awwwww I liked Augie =(
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No, he was hanging out on the 40-man
’til today, at least.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
also
anybody remember the last time the team DFA’d this many guys before the ASB? The pitching turnover this year is insane.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
the amazing part is how much better we have gotten this fast.
it’s not like we had to go through multiple solutions. Sanchez and Salas, who i think are our two best relievers, weren’t even on the roster at the beginning of the year.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
it's 2010 in reverse
the sum of all the moves has made us younger & better instead of older & shittier….
This is an interesting storyline/narrative….the Cards began ’10 with a FO emphasis on scouting & development, and gradually drifted away from that strategy increasingly as the season wore on. This year, the Proven Veterans broke with the team and played their way off it; injuries and ineffectiveness have led to half of Memphis (Cleto even came directly from AA!) playing in STL in the first half of the season.
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
by nota bene on Jul 7, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Augie DFA'd
Per the lot of twitter correspondents
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
how do we spell his name?
srsly
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Doggie Daddy will not be pleased.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
...
how the F did the Cards start the season with Miguel Batista, Ryan Franklin, Bryan Augenstein, and Brian Tallet all on the active roster.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
They showed up late to their fantasy draft.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
yeah.
i still think Tallet can be useful once he’s really healthy. but other than that… dead weight.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
because neither Salas nor Sanchez were on it
major wat
by hr on Jul 7, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
if anyone did a podfic of VEB comment sections
it would be like a variety show musical with random radio-morning show sound bites
there would be a chorus screaming “rec’d!” and sometimes they’d be on helium
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
What's a podfic?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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...dude, you're asian
don’t you know
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there would also be the guy playing the koto
to go along with the haiku
maybe a gong. do we need a gong?
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there will be a So Taguchi recording
“not a haiku ありがとうございます。 "
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
This might have to go on until the all-star break. That'll learn you.
The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.
there is nothing in this world that cannot be improved with a gong
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
we should give the gong to Fritz
that would be awesome
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't know if I'm being trolled or not but this is on my feed
Rumors that Jaime Garcia may be signing a 4 year/27.5 mil extension with options that could keep him here through 2017.
me too.
what’s Jaime’s current contract status. when is he arb eligible, how many years, etc. someone break this down for me?
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
check out the hook while my dj revolves it
oh wait. wrong thread.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 7, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No wait
they didn’t have ice cube, so he bought vanilla ice
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Well...
it was easye.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
I think you
forgot about Dre
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
wait, wait.
someone needs a doctor!
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Oh God
i’m about to lose my mind!
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
bobo thinks you've been gone for so long.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Oh no!
i’m running out of time! Credits roll in 5 minutes!
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
we have now mashed up sitcoms and rap videos
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So, we're Wayanses?
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
oh, like we would rate a JLo
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
VEB
witness the impossible
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be VEB.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
by TBender on Jul 7, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have a feeling bobo's not seen that video
I thought it was fanfic the first time I saw it
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
bobo more likely to have seen this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwFCZSd7Fvo
actually, most of VEB probably has. secretly.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Its not available in my country
what is this, the cold war?
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Disney
try this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nneH_ObVMvg
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Has anybody seen Aranathor???
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
SGJKSDGJLAJGLKEJLGKJLGSDG
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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HOLY MOTHER OF
wlgknqgeinwghuiqiwehgipgip4 o
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
OH MY GOD
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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So wait, is this happening?
"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
President of the Tyler Greene fan club - In need of Secretary and Public Speaker
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"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
President of the Tyler Greene fan club - In need of Secretary and Public Speaker
just finished, like, 7 million resume/cover letter submissions
most for part-time paid internships
can i quit my current job now?
What the fuck is a paid internship
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jul 7, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
think of what you do
and then imagine if, on a regular basis, they gave you a piece of paper which entitled you to money
by prophetjohn on Jul 7, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Wait, what's money?
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was this mentioned?
we just can't spell his name
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't think you get full credit for spelling his name correctly if you just copy over the link.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
No this is intriguing please tell me more
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Dave Duncan is in Seattle
A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.
only because RiverRat abandoned us
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
bastard
now who are we supposed to confuse the acronym ‘RR’ with?
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
where did he go, anyway?
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
I am working on this theory
that Cardinals fans go to Denver to forget.
there were those two games we forgot.
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
It seems that it was a year ago...
but…I can’t remember clearly.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
hunter42
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Wait
hunter2?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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I like that I kind of VEB late night'd all of these subthreads
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 5:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Carlos Martinez's line so far
2.0 IP, 1H, 3K, 0 BB
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Welp
PBCardinals: Martinez allows 4 hits and a run in the 2nd, Cards still on top 2-1
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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Not my fault! Blame their website
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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has he signed anything yet?
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Theoretically really awesome
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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those be some cheap WAR
especially after Price and co. reset the arb market this winter
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
we can always change the subject
and post pictures
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
A source with no direct knowledge of the situation
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
that reminds me
would it be weird if i hung out at the phoenix airport on monday and just waited for players to walk by?
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
asking VEB for advice is the first mistake
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Remember that time VEB broke the Chris Duncan story?
Best blog moment ever
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9M per, assuming he's a 4 WAR pitcher going forward and using the 40% 60% 80% market value idea
and that 5M per WAR
that’s 80 million in value
theoretically he should be paid 56M over that timespan.
(8+12+16+20)
5M/Win might be a slight over estimate on my part on the market for 4 WAR pitchers, but with my conservative
win totals, it seems fair.
Not that awesome
He’s free next year, which means it’s a 3 year 27 million dollar contract on his arbitatrion years. Probably a slight bargain, but it’s not like we’re saving much money. I’d have liked to see a 7 year deal or something.
Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat
two option years, with no terms stated yet
also, someone above said something about him being arb eligible next year because he was on the 60 day DL after Tommy John. is that accurate?
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
A three year contract signed today...
would cover his three arb years. Anything beyond three years will be covering his free agency years.
Also, where is Colby’s deal?
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
That can't be right...
too low. His arb years will go 4/8/12. His free agent year is worth 14 or more….
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
for a guy with less than a year and a half of pitching coming of TJ?
i mean, i agree with you, but the market doesn’t seem this high. Price is supposed to get what, 6.75M in arb this year?
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
the current first-year arb record is $4.3 million
MLB TR says Kershaw 5-5.5 mil, Price near 6 million. i can’t imagine Jaime would get more than 3.5
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
Yeah you're mostly right...
the comp is Clay Buchholz. Exact same service time, 4/30 with two options.
Clay Buchholz rhp
4 years/$29.945M (2012-15), plus 2016-17 club options
signed extension with Boston 4/11/11
$1M signing bonus
12:$3.5M, 13:$5.5M, 14:$7.7M, 15:$12M, 16:$13M club option ($0.245M buyout), 17:$13.5M club option ($0.5M buyout)
agent: John Courtright
ML service: 2.059
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
it's the same exact contract folks!
Yeah that's another good one...
the Red Sox have two $13 million options; the Reds one $10 million option. Garcia is better than either of those two and has a few hundred fewer innings on his arm since he was drafted.
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
and has had TJ.
i feel like this contract is going to be the 4/27 reported with two 15+ mil options.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
or maybe some type of player opt-out
although i assume that rarely or never happens on the first contract?
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
Is the TJ a negative?
In 2011, at Garcia’s age, I’m not sure that’s any kind of red flag.
Sign Carlos Silva!!!
i feel like Jaime will request a lot more than $3.9 mil in arb though
i feel like 3.5-4 is the “fair” number, but i think he will request close to Kershaw and Price, and have a somewhat reasonable argument.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
he missed a year of service time due to injuries, I think that will hamper his
asking price a little.
Razors or Mauer?
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
I can get on board with Victorino even if McCutchens has been better
Victorino’s year has been awesome as well.
wow
he’s really having a chone figgins year
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
is anyone bothered that the new movie doesn't have "Muppets in" title format?
how are we to know its GPS location??
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
not final...but as of now
5 H, 1 R, 2 BB, 3K…he walked 2 of the last 3 batters he faced, Butler on to get out of the jam
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jul 7, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
its final now...
make that 4 ER
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jul 7, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I really want something deepfried...
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
you should detour from the freeway to get some
maybe at that fair over there
would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
NOTE:
Fry Daddy not big enough for turkey.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
So have we decided if that Garcia contract that was floated is legit or not?
If so, hells yea
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 7/3/2011)
68 2/3 IP, 83 K, 31 BB/HBP, 26 ER, 3 HR, 2.70 FIP
by VolsnCards5 on Jul 7, 2011 6:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Why are they toting with my emotions?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 7/3/2011)
68 2/3 IP, 83 K, 31 BB/HBP, 26 ER, 3 HR, 2.70 FIP
by VolsnCards5 on Jul 7, 2011 7:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Toying
Not toting
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 7/3/2011)
68 2/3 IP, 83 K, 31 BB/HBP, 26 ER, 3 HR, 2.70 FIP
by VolsnCards5 on Jul 7, 2011 7:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
raining in webster
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
is he akin to the power glove?
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
by Aranathor on Jul 7, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lucas!
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
wainwright
Is Adam a free agent after this year if the ‘12 option does not vest (which it won’t, because of the injury)?
by RedAllOver on Jul 7, 2011 7:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Cards can pick up the options if they really want
regardless of vesting criteria
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
it vests automatically if he is not on the DL at the end of the season.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
and yeah, what everyone else
they can still pick it up even if it doesn’t vest.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
...
BJRains Garcia on contract extension rumor: “I’m not saying yes or no, but if something is going on, when the time comes, you guys will find out.”
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
this is SO happening
and fucking awesome at that.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
now your just being offensive

i have some taste.
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
wow, scummiest (weirdest?) MLB TR post ever
Fay points out that someone named Zack Cozart is registered at the Reds’ team hotel (Twitter link). Though it could be a coincidence, it seems likely that the shortstop prospect is getting the call to the big leagues.
"Small but fierce?" -John Rooney
lolreds
guess they just couldn’t deal with renteria and janish.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Oil Slick tweet-confirmed this earlier today.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
they should have tried to fool people
by calling him Cack Zozart…
wait.
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
BTW
I still qualify for VEB late night.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Jul 7, 2011 7:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
rain delay per goold...
7:45 or 8 start.
miller for miles!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 7, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
are you fucking with me...
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
If Max Scherzer strikes out 5 royals tonight
i get a super cool eye-different colour badge!
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
Max Scherzer has hetero-eye-colour thing
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
This must be a British thing
like bangers and mash, and shutting down scandal-ridden newspapers.
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
But everything would be on the wrong side!
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...
even if it wasn't shut down
i don;t think anyone would ever read the NoW ever again. Considering how they’d have to preface every story with; “we’re SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO sorry.”
All i want to do, is get close to you and wake up in the early morning dew
How will we ever learn of bat boy's antics now?
...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp
by The Continental on Jul 7, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You should create a Google+ account dedicated to bat boy updates.
And an occasional alien abduction or Mother Theresa update
Still not a werewolf.
And David Bowie

The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
son of a dick also out
and the guy who struck out soriano that one time is in
and augenstein is off the roster
and jaime garcia got an awesome contract
You know what they say
If you don’t hear back within three hours… nobody likes you.
OK, no one actually says that. But I had you going there for a sec, right?
The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain
That was a dating thread.
This one, notsomuch.
I had nothing to do with that.
The negative waves. Always with the negative waves...

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