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The MLB trade deadline, the Cardinals, the remaining veterans

ST. LOUIS, MO - JULY 28: Newly acquired reliever Marc Rzepczynski #34 of the St. Louis Cardinals pitches against the Houston Astros at Busch Stadium on July 28, 2011 in St. Louis, Missouri.  The Astros beat the Cardinals 5-3.  (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

Now that this team has declared itself all in in 2011 the weirdly specific veteran rumor mill has only escalated--the Cardinals remain the prime pretend-destination for Heath Bell in spite of their recent game of Three-Reliever Monty, and I expect they'll be a part of the nonspecified veteran rumor mill articles for the rest of the season; having showed themselves to be big spenders MLBTradeRumors is going to be sending them free drinks until they're tapped out.

Bell I don't understand at all. The Cardinals' bullpen has vastly less slack in it than it did on Monday, and the difference between Bell and Fernando Salas on down to Mitchell Boggs and Lance Lynn just doesn't seem enough to justify trading actual prospects, as opposed to the Mets' Francisco Rodriguez Going Out of Business Sale. Heath Bell is a fine closer, but it's worth mentioning that the Cardinals' closer, judging by Fernando Salas's usage patterns, is likely to pitch 25-30 innings in the last two months. Edwin Jackson will pitch twice that unless something goes even more terribly wrong.

(I'm not sure, incidentally, whether Joe Strauss's tweet about Heath Bell for Jason Motte was an actual rumor, actual speculation, or just the fevered invention of a successful 4chan troll [I can see him very clearly in a Guy Fawkes mask, posting copypasta about some gory photos on /b/, yelling upstairs at mom for some more soda in the basement fridge, already] , but obviously that would be crazier still--a little like trading Colby Rasmus straight-up for Carlos Beltran.)

If the Cardinals are looking to trade for another veteran before the deadline it's foolish to try to make a move on another reliever with the replacement level of the bullpen so much higher than it was. At this point the Cardinals only have one position left where the real replacement level is still in earshot, which is why the Rafael Furcal rumors are the only ones that make any sense to me.

Star-divide

Furcal reminds me of Edgar Renteria without the awkward associations--he's a thirtysomething shortstop with a few brilliant seasons separated by a lot of average-to-lost seasons. Right now he's in the middle of one of the lost seasons, playing for one of baseball's lost teams, in the last season of his contract. The Cardinals won't have to trade Jon Jay for him, is what I'm getting at, and the Dodgers are likely to focus on whatever salary relief they can get.

Swapping Edwin Jackson for Kyle McClellan is an easier decision to make, without considering the players going in the other direction, but in exchange for the risk of trading for Furcal in the middle of his nightmare 2011, instead of the two 2-3 win seasons immediately preceding it, the Cardinals wouldn't have to trade Colby Rasmus for him. If he continues having a disastrous season--well, the Cardinals are out a C prospect or two, and Ryan Theriot is having his own disastrous season, anyway. As a primary upgrade the Cards Talk fans might have been a little disappointed, but as a lottery ticket with a chance of shoring up the offense the Cardinals just depleted I'd be in favor of it.

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Post-Rasmus Report, Day One: Marc Rzepczynski looked just good enough to soothe the heartbreak that came with Corey Patterson's RBI single. He doesn't look like a LOOGY, inasmuch as his delivery doesn't resemble a formless slider cannon like or even Trever Miller. His stuff is clearly a step better and while his serious platoon problems (he's allowed a career OPS of .782 vs. righties, compared to .581 vs. lefties) make starting a bit of a fraught proposition it seems like something Dave Duncan might regard as a personal challenge.

As for Corey Patterson, fear potentially confirmed: When he gets the chance, Tony La Russa is going to enjoy using Patterson's "platoon advantage"--he's a .711 hitter vs. righties, .644 vs. lefties--to get him into the lineup as something more than a fifth outfielder and defensive replacement. Get well soon, Lance Berkman; get well soon, Allen Craig.

Octavio Dotel looks like Octavio Dotel has looked since the moment he stopped being the Dominant Set-Up Man of the Houston Astros nearly 100 years ago--like he's just barely hanging on, but just barely hanging on in a way that will lead to an average season some contender is going to overpay for. He's spent most of his career now just hanging on, being a completely passionless addition to midseason trades.

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The Furval rumors are the only ones that make sense to me too.

One would hope that he would not cost the team any additional players of value but this front office seems hell bent on making bad trades, so I’m not holding out hope.

I could handle moving Matt Adams and a C level starting pitcher for Furcal, but not much more than that.

I fear, however, that somehow the Bell and Bartlett trade is still on the table. And that we’ll overpay for them.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 8:29 AM EDT reply actions  

that is more than I would give up

Matt Adams is an insurance policy against Pujols

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 29, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

prospects for furcal would be like pham, dj, freeman, etc

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by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

so nothing we can't live without

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pham is the only CF, besides chambers that has any real value to the major league club

I’d hate to lose him, but he can’t stay healthy.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

players that are made of tissue paper aren't terribly useful over the long haul.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably, still

he’d have a pretty good ceiling if he could stay health. (re-joey bombs 2.0)

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no doubt that he'd be good.

Just don’t think that he’ll stay on his feet long enough to find out. So might as well flip him for something useful. As far as CF go, I prefer them to be like SS. Defensively sound and if we get anything out of their offense, then it’s a bonus.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

His injuries have very much been of the freak variety

his wrist break this year came from banging his forearm on the OF wall trying to catch a HR. I’m not sure it’s true that he’s necessarily more injury prone than anyone else, just more unlucky (everyone wanted Colby to go smashing into walls trying to catch the ball, but Pham is “made of tissue paper” when he hurts himself doing so; hard for a CF to win, I guess!). He’s still surprisingly young and has been simply excellent at AA. I remain very high on him, as you can probably tell.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'd be torn between giving up Adams or Pham

I think they’re of roughly similar value in my mind. Perhaps Adams shades it.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

We have lots of fringy prospects to throw at the Dodgers for Furcal

Let’s say the Cards know in their heart that they will not keep one of T. Greene or Kozma. Decide which one it is and make him available to the Dodgers along with their pick of other spare parts. D. Jones is tearing up AA again. They can have him too. Bryan Anderson will probably be exposed to Rule 5 in the offseason so add him on the list too. Cleto … I don’t have faith this guy will be able to throw strikes in the MLB. Put him on the list. There are reasonable pitching prospects in our organization not listed among the top 20 prospects (such as Boone Whitting). If you had to do it to make the deal, you could part with a player of that caliber to get Furcal without it being too painful because we have so much depth in the lower minors of right handed pitching.

by jjray on Jul 29, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I the the worst aspect of this trade

Is that it has led me to slightly resent Jon Jay. It’s not his fault, at all, but I look at him and see his future regression. That pisses me off and it’s not fair to him.

I felt the same way toward John Bonham’s son when the Zeppelin reunion rumor was going full force. Yea, it’s great they are going to tour, but he’s not John F. Bonham.

Jon Jay, he is not Colby Rasmus.

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Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 7/22/11)
90 1/3 IP, 102 K, 39 BB/HBP, 33 ER, 5 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 8:32 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Don't worry.

We can just trade Carlos Martinez for a proven center fielder next trade deadline.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

In the minority here

I would not be opposed to trading Martinez for young, stud, cost controlled SS or CF. I fully expect his arm to fall off at some point. He is tiny

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by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 9:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

if we traded for a young, stud, cost-controlled CF I would probably cry.

That would just mean we lost Carlos Martinez for a Colby Rasmus.

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by SheckieZx on Jul 29, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cant do that...

…we are not allowed ot have any good young punks on the team. Tony will not allow it and we will just have to trade them away for pennys on the dollar.

by BigJawnMize on Jul 29, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great

Is Mike Cameron available?

by OCCardsFan on Jul 29, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

thank god he started the untucking thing

he will never be a cardinal

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by BVHeck on Jul 29, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

even before colby was traded i was never able to properly appreciate jon jay for what he is

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

As the long time Jon Jay honk

I do look forward to him winning the batting title in 2013, albeit with a really hollow average.

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

His .130 ISO and BB% of 8 or so will be perfectly cromulent

It’s like he’s the reincarnation of Willie McGee or something.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he learn to take walks like the walkapotamoose

and then I will love jay.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

The concerning part is how similar a profile Jay has to Schumaker and Theriot.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Also, I often forget that McGee was a pretty “eh” player except for two or three really good seasons.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

With nice Colby Rasmus 2010 levels of BABIP!

(Which Jay already has…)

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just looked up Willie McGee.

McGee’s career OPS+ is 100. Now, a league-average offensive player playing good defense in CF is a nice thing to have, don’t get me wrong, but I feel like I just killed a portion of my childhood.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was definitely a "dependent on average" player

Case in point: his best year, he his .353, but managed to have an OPS below .900. Because he barely walked, and a good-but-not-awesome ISO of .150. Jon Jay may actually turn out to be a slightly better version of McGee. I’m not saying Jay is going to put up a 7 WAR season, but he seems to me like he could hit for a little more power and walk a little more than McGee did. I know we’re talking about old pseudo-numbers here, but McGee’s defense ratings on Fangraphs are kind of all over the place. So no idea what to think of that.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

McGee likely stole more bases during his fantastic '85 season

Than John Jay will steal his entire career.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

this

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's the main part that sticks out.

Jay is pretty fast though, isn’t he?

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

he has an unusually large be-hind

which seems to slow him down to slightly above avg speed

by STLRegalia on Jul 29, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's like a truck

his engine is bigger, but he can’t go as fast as the coupe

by STLRegalia on Jul 29, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

the gearing is wrong then

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, hopefully Heath Bell works out when he goes over to the Cardinals. They are going to have to pay a goodly sum for him, but it will show that they just want quality players on their next playing team.

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by rfreddreka on Jul 29, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWO TIME BATTING CHAMPION AND MVP

(Back when those things mattered!)

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU SABERMETRICS

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously fangraphs does not have BSR for those years

I wish they did. Through the lense of my rosy-colored glasses, I’d say that McGee would have faired quite well in that stat.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a very good point.

BSR doesn’t take steals into account, though, does it?

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, that's in wOBA

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I don't think it does.

By the way, if you sort BSR over the last three years and look at the leaders, you just might see a certain a player the Cards just traded away hovering near the top.

Colby’s excellent baserunning was a very much under-appreciated facet of his game.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a very good point on Colby's baserunning.

He was the best on the team, even just to the eye.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Idiot couldn't even prevent himself from getting hit with the ball

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed

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by spants on Jul 29, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

not hi-c, RC

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by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

and some orange slices

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not there yet

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was in the top 50 for BSR in the 2000s

IIRC

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

In 1 year?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I should have restated 2000-2010

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mm hmm

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I addressed this in other posts!

Heh. But seriously, they are similar players. I don’t mean any of this as an insult to either guy either.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Macs have less viruses

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

but the fork is so shiny!

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 29, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay

I don’t so much resent him as it is my perspective on his play has completely shifted. Jay was an ABOVE AVERAGE 4th outfielder and was a real asset in that role. I appreciated his ability there. As the starting centerfielder, he is now out on an island and my expectations for production out of that spot are MUCH, MUCH, higher. So Jay’s still the same player, but his production is less valuable in the new position.

God, when will this nightmare end and I get to wake-up to a Cardinal team that didn’t just trade away the future for a six-pack of beer and some word-based board game. D.GOOCH

by Donald Gooch on Jul 29, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

Is John Mabry still on the roster?

by zack3315 on Jul 29, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This, regarding Jay

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This team is becoming such a big disappointment

Just like last season, we fail to take advantage of opportunities against poor teams. We had a chance to pad our record against the worst team in the NL, and instead we split the 4 game series, losing starts by Carp and Garcia. It is so unbelievably frustrating to watch this team fail against poor teams and pitchers like Bud F’n Norris.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 8:46 AM EDT reply actions  

meh, we lost against the Astros two best starting pitchers

in a SSS like that, the astros probably win those two games 25% of the time or at least one 50% of the time,
no need to overreact about it.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

with our best two pitchers... who are better pitchers than the Stro's best pitchers.

This team doesn’t take advantage of their opportunities, and it will cost us the division I fear.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said, SSS

It’s not like our best two are guaranteed to be better every outing than those two.
Bud Norris and Wandy Rodriguez can be down right dominating at times.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

problem is, Bud Norris only seems to be "down right dominating"

against this team. I place more blame on this team and give less credit to Norris for this result.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh, that's a silly notion

I give Norris more credit than you, but you seem to want to place more blame on the offense than it deserves.
He has a 3.41 xFIP for the year, he’s not some AAA starter who’s spot starting.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

part of my tirade this morning is probably due to negative actions of the past 72 hours,

so I may be over reacting. Norris has come a long way this year, but we’ve had problems with him since he came up. He was shutting us down when the rest of the league was bashing him.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

mull this over

Even the worst teams are going to win something like 2 out every 5 games and I was
a little concerned that the Cubs had just swept 3 from the Astros when they come in
to town.

Now the Cubs are coming in for 3 after losing 4 in a row to Brewers. That does not bode well
for the Cards who better get their act together. I always hate to play teams that some body has
just beaten up on. It never turns out good.

by ridgesee on Jul 29, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

nothing really to mull over, I get what you're saying

even bad teams can win 5 games in a row after losing 10 straight.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it is

What’s to mull over is that it is time for the Cubs to win a couple.

by ridgesee on Jul 29, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's if you buy into that theory

I personally don’t think teams are due a win based off previous performances, but I can understand see your concern if you do.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is just

a pattern I’ve noticed over the last couple of years when we’ve
lost heavily to sub-par teams.We’ve caught a lot of losing teams after they have encountered losing 3 or 4 in a row and I would rather they had won at least their last one. Ihave little concern about it though.

I probably take Cardinal losses with more ease than anybody around. I just shrug them off. That comes with age.

by ridgesee on Jul 29, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

heretical, but

for los birdos
it is less about who they play than how they play
they give away most of their loses needlessly due bad decision making
last year is a classic example of losing vs. getting beat

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by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Norris is really good.

Everyone here makes out like he’s some scrub, but he’d have been our #3 pitcher, easily, before Jackson came. He’s probably a decent #2 on some teams.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia didn't do his part last night...

generally when your starter gives up five runs you lose. Especially when the other starter is a legitimate #2/3 pitcher.

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 29, 2011 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

why is it alright for Garcia and Carp to have to pitch with lower run support though?

Why should they have to pitch nearly complete game shutouts to earn a win? I don’t think it’s fair that the offense doesn’t have to win a game occasionally for these two… especially Carp… when they don’t have their best stuff.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get pissed about that too

It seems Carp throws with the worst offensive lineups. Tony gives off days to players when Carp is on the mound. I get it, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

one of tlr's problems is he tends to sit multiple guys at one time

beat’s the crap out of me why

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by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with that

I hate those “get away day” lineups when we have Descalso, Theriot, Greene and Berkman on the IF and Larid catching, or something.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

No question...

that the offense didn’t do it’s part last night, either. Just saying losing Garcia’s start had as much to do with his performance as the offenses.

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 29, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

4 earned

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by spants on Jul 29, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tell that to the Pirates

Who have run over the teams with below .500 records to the tune of a .556 winning percentage.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

we seem to lack focus or drive against sub .500 teams

and only seem to show up against the good teams… that’s great and all, but you have to be able to beat the poor teams in the regular season, in order to play the good teams in the playoffs.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is our record against sub-.500 teams?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

and only a .419 W% against teams .500 or better.

that’s pathetic.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I'd kinda expect, TBH.

Seems whenever we play one of the real class teams (Atlanta, Philly, Milwaukee) we look quite overmatched. I’m hopeful that E-Jax can help balance that a little bit.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow, i appologize for not looking at the stats before commenting

it feels like the opposite right now. maybe it feels that way because the Pirates are above .500 and the Reds are below .500

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are those winning percentages available on the team schedule/results page on B-R?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I went to splits to find it

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry danup

We’ll send Motte and the only thing of value that we got for Rasmus (Scrabble), to the Padres for Bell. Can’t wait!

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 8:58 AM EDT reply actions  

*vomits

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

If we send Motte for Bell

I’m going on a full-on revolt. You probably won’t see me again until the end of the season. Right now, I’m barely watching it as it is. I have little pillows to throw at the tv whenever LaRussa is on

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure why there's any reason for that

Our bullpen is probably the strongest part of the team at this point thanks to the Colby trade. If anything, Mo will be looking at our middle infield.

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by hr on Jul 29, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't trust Mo that far anymore.

yes, it’s probably irrational and I don’t care. But I’m in my foxhole right now and stabbing at anything that moves the wrong way. Plus the same dumbass fans that were screaming for Colby’s head will be the same ones that think that we actually need Bell.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about Motte for Adams?

I don’t think they’d do that…

by stlfan on Jul 29, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will really lose any faith I've ever had in Mo if we trade for Bell

there is absolutely no need for him. He’s the most marginal of marginal upgrades, probably less than 0.5 wins over what we’re running out right now. Who the hell does he even replace? Boggs? Lynn? Both those guys have been nails this year.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

managers make the mistake of letting dotel face LH batters, which with the closer title

it’s going to happen with TLR.

Just for this year alone, Dotel has a 2.14 FIP and a very very ugly 9.08 FIP vs. LH batters.
for his career he has a 2.90 FIP vs. RH batters and a 4.88 FIP against LH batters

it is a terrible mistake to let him face LH batters, he has actual value if he’s used as a ROOGY.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just last night...

our new LOOGY faced 2 lefties and 5 righties (including Pence and Lee),while Dotel got 2 (Bourn and Wallace) and 2.

Jimmy Ballgame for 2011 RFer!!!

by cardzfanbub on Jul 29, 2011 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

During last night's game,

Leach published what is a must-read Thursday tidbits post. It includes this tidbit:

The manager said that he won’t be afraid to use Octavio Dotel against a left-handed hitter, despite some ugly splits for the veteran righty.

"I think when he’s close, he’s close against everybody," the skipper said.

Over the past three seasons, left-handers have a 277/413/584 line against Dotel with 11 homers in 202 at-bats. He has 49 strikeouts against 45 walks vs LHH in that time.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

the closer label kills the ROOGY label.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Although I've disliked him for awhile, I'm really beginning to despise and hate LaRussa.

He makes such a big deal about how stats back his moves (not batting Rasmus and other lefties vs LHP for example) and how he uses stats to put a player in the best position to succeed, and then he says and does this!

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

This tells me that
  1. La Russa has completely lost it.
  2. La Russa’s focus on matchups and statistics has been bullshit all along.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

La russa has always been this way

He uses stats when they back up his argument and uses vague bullshit like “plays a hard nine” when the stats clearly show the player sucks.

by lopey986 on Jul 29, 2011 10:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I have to agree with this

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've always thought of him as Tony "Let's Get Lucky" LaRussa

It’s like he’s at the craps table, he places ridiculous bets on the least likely areas to hit on the table, rolls the dice, and says “No sevens, no sevens, no sevens!!!!!…..shit, oh well. Better start working on my narrative to reassure myself I made the right decision.”

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by lightbulb on Jul 29, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

cool, you see it too

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

and he plays for tomorrow too often
despite his comments to the contrary

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

La Russa

is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma spoken by a sphinx.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LaRussa

Is a turd wrapped inside another turd wrapped inside a cocoon of grit

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jul 29, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

you mean

cocoon of grshit

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by scoot on Jul 29, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typo in the article, gotta be

I bet that " ’s " was misplaced. Should read: “I think when he closes, he closes against everybody.”

We’re doomed.

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by lightbulb on Jul 29, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wat

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow that's really fucking stupid from Tony

he really makes a mess of matchups more often than not.

A genuinely, genuinely bad manager now. Both in terms of dealing with his players, and with in-game situations. Dotel should never face a fucking lefty. Neither should Skip Schumaker. Leaving Dotel in vs a LHB in a close game should be an instant firing offense; I’m serious. Anyone who does that is utterly clueless about baseball.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Huh?
the Cardinals remain the prime pretend-destination for Heath Bell

Last night on MLBN, Rosenthal said Texas was the favorite to land Bell.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 9:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Bell

has “professed” his desire to go to the Cardinals. This is a ploy by Whales Vagina to drive up the price.

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

that crafty closer

he better have tons of Star Wars backpacks

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heath Bell

2010 K%: 11.06
2011 K%: 6.59

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you mean K/9?

/I’m a tool

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I do.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's a pretty disgusting decline in Ks

his xFIP is 3.88

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Compare that to the xFIP's for the Cardinals' right-handed relievers.

I don’t think Bell is an upgrade in anything but name.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

And it's essentially the production of Kyle McClellan, Reliever.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

He could also sprint pretty well

w/o the Todd Coffey man-boobs.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would be projected to be better going forward I think

and the sample-size issues with relievers probably mean that even such a huge drop in K% is probably not a reflection of true talent K-rate; in reality he’s probably only a bit worse at striking guys out this year than previously. IIRC he’s also sporting a good walkrate and GB% this year.

All that said, trading for Bell would be utterly awful. I suppose I could see it if he’s definitely a type-A and we don’t give up much beyond a B-level prospect or two. But it would be so much better to just trade for Clint Barmes, Raffy Furcal or Jamey Carroll.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

This is nearly exactly what happened to Rick White back in the earlier part of the decade, yet we went out and acquired him anyway.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

White was also in his mid-30's at the time, wasn't he?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

It would be a mirror image acquisition, as White was absolute nails in the two years leading up to his acquisition and his peripherals had fallen off a cliff the year we acquired him.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes...

good thing we’ll only have him for two months after we send Carlos Martinez to SD.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh boy.

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by lightbulb on Jul 29, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think this is right

I think Texas is the favorite to land Bell. The Cardinals are still involved somehow, but media reports seem to favor the Rangers. Thank god. Well, I guess I shouldn’t get happy too early.

by bmorgan on Jul 29, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder who closes

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Texas

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised by either of them closing

Ron Washington has been upset with Feliz for his “lack of fire,” so that could be some sort of precursor to Bell taking the closer gig. Feliz also has terrible peripherals this year – 27/20 K/BB rate through 38 2/3 innings

by bmorgan on Jul 29, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bell

Feliz has sucked this year.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

yada yada yada--get a freakin ss

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal also said we appeared to be out of it

since Colby would have been the centerpiece in that trade. I wonder what else we might have gotten from SD?

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

What

do you think the Reds are going to do now? Are they still buyers?

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't think they are buyers for rentals

But they’d still make a longer term move (like Jimenez, e.g.)

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

It

takes them out of the race for a few guys I’ll agree. I was thinking we could have pried Renteria away until I looked at his numbers. That guy really fell off a cliff huh?

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno about a rental...

but clearing out their redundancies (votto/alonso, meso/grandal, 6 #4 starters) in exchange for an elite player should be priority #1. It should have happened last offseason.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leach's Post from Yesterday

Apparently Goold asked La Russa a question about the Rasmus trade being inevitable. Leach passes along the manager’s response.

The manager took issue with a couple of ways the Rasmus trade has been presented. I’ll let him speak for himself.

On whether the deal was "inevitable:"

"I totally disagree with that one. … It wasn’t inevitable. We have a chance to win now, and he was the one bullet. If we had different bullets, or they thought it was smart to reach into the system… No. We would have kept him. But that’s how we got the chance to improve. And in the end, the way we get judged is how many games we win. not the sense it makes, which is not really the test. And that’s the reality, so it’s fine."

And on whether he and his staff push unusually hard for win-now trades and transactions:

"The thing is that supposedly I’m unusual because it’s win at all costs at the Major League level, at the exclusion of other considerations for an organization. Win now, win now. Well, first of all, that’s true of all managers. That’s what they pay you to do with whatever you’ve got. If you’re a .500 club, win half your games. Sometimes the organization decides they’re going to develop. You’ve lost the season and they’re going to develop. You go to develop, and you still try to win the games. So that’s not unusual. That’s what they pay you for, to get wins.

"But the other one that I think is a fair comment, if you ask… our staff and I take a lot of pride in taking the long view for the organization. I don’t think we have ever, ever recommended a move for now that we knew was a detriment to the organization beyond a couple years. … The classic explanation is you’re not going to be here in a couple years, so what do we care if you trade every young prospect? We’ve gotten a lot of points as a staff from Walt [Jocketty] and Mo… I read where Mo said it, that [people] don’t understand how much attention not just myself but our staff gives to what’s good for the organization now and down the road. For years, ‘You can’t trade that guy,’ we understand that. ‘You can’t bring that guy over here, he’s not worth the money.’ How many times have we had a pitcher or somebody establish value and you say, ‘See you later’ because he isn’t worth the money. Puts you in a hole. So that one I think is unfair based on the history of what our staff has done here over the years. I think we’re real conscious about the health of this organization beyond the year we’re playing."

The whole post by Leach is worth reading. It deals with Punto, Scrabble, and more.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Just goes to show

that sociopaths can rationalize just about anything.

I’m really beginning to believe that La Russa exhibits sociopath behavior at times.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

if he just says it doesn't hurt us, he's lying

but if he really thinks it, i’m worried

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

In TLR's mind

the team is better without Rasmus. So, in his mind the team is better off long term.

by sdrone on Jul 29, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

and boog, rolen, mather, clobby, .....

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mather was one of Tony's guys

who left because after the wrist surgery, he kinda sucked.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of sociopaths

take this test.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

by ridgesee on Jul 29, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

answer

Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn’t answer the question correctly, good for you. If you got the answer correct, some get your ass off of here.

by ridgesee on Jul 29, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're making me all nervous

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, but now I'm worried I will at some point

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

the first time i was given that test

i got it “right” I actually think it was a test created by freud if my memory is correct. It seems straight forward if u think in the context of the test.

Then again maybe i am just wired wrong, i am left handed. hehe

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by elirock83 on Jul 29, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

It could just mean you are a double agent.

Gotta think like them to defeat them…

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by pattimagee on Jul 29, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

my first reaction was "wtf?"

and then i read the answer and now i feel like a dumbass cause it’s really obvious

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And after reading the dissection of sociopaths given there....

I’m reasonably sure that Tony La Russa is one.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think narcolepsy is sociopathic behavior

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't see how my twitter account is related to sociopathic behavior...

ohhhhh.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'm on hiatus

VEB takes my bored at work time during the baseball season. trolling twitter is my winter activity.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who are you on Twitter?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't like to advertise

but it’s on my SBN profile

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Disco Stu don't advertise

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it wasn't me it was the last.fm bot!

fine. no more band list. i hope you’re happy.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

this, I've heard this so many time

I’ve even read rage comics on it.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bravo....Bravo....(hands clapping)
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by Red Blazer on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I love this site

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Experts in everything!

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = -0.1, Boog = 2.0 as of Jul 24
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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't ya, all sorts of us weirdos with weird jobs on here....

Now you probably don’t want to duke it out with before eating Okie Joe’s since I know the correct way to drag off a body. lol

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, let's just eat delicious BBQ

Have you made it out for a Sporting KC game yet, by any chance?

/shameless

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope.

I have an offer to go from my wife’s second cousin’s husband, he is part owner.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should, it's a great atmosphere

Do you mind if I ask which owner?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

my wife doesn't like when i name drop.

I don’t think he is a major part although he (they) have a sweet house in Mission Hills. He is the only non-Cerner owner I think. He runs a captial investment group, and I think that is how he got involved.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I think I might know who you're talking about

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait a sec

what happened to the kansas city wizards? (the were a mls franchise right?)

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same team

Just rebranded. New ownership group, new colors, new team name, new stadium

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dallas used to be known as the Dallas Burn, as well

The ol’ Wiz ’n Burn

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think KC Wizards is a better name

“Sporting KC” hasn’t stopped sounding ridiculous to me yet.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah not sure I love it,

But i guess it works with the new stadium and such.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It grows on you

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds a little like trying too hard to be British

if you’re going to bring this dubious foreign game to our shores, at least have the decency to name your team something properly ’Murrican!

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Jul 29, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the Wizards!

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the Wizards!

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better

These types of teams do tend to develop a nickname over time, and they’re much more organic than a team-forced one

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

the st. louis thrasher spark storm raptors has a better ring to it

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't see a problem with raptors, actually

But I also dislike the “vague singular concept/noun” name style too. I like team names that are plural. If teams can’t come up with good ones they’re just being lazy! Harrumph!

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Kansas City Rasmus

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soccer players are lazy

I mean, they just kinda stand around and kick the ball when it comes near that once or twice a game.

And they never know how much time is left.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And love orange slices!

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could become a resident expert on here

Not only do we have medical folks who talk on here about injuries, I can be the expert on who is or is not a psychopath.

Ihave strong family therapy background and could cover that topic as well…..been biting my tongue on Tony Ras’ relationship with Colby.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I REALLY WANT TO HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU AND PICK YOUR BRAIN

that’s so exciting!

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

then you'll need the $75 proprietary fork to pick it

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

A sociopathic, cannibalistic, Macophile

Otherwise known as the Anti-Christ.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a zombie

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This I'm interested in

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't even know where to start....maybe a boundary issue.

Colby might also be the golden child, the one the family has placed all their hopes one..

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus Sr strikes me as a really egregious stage parent

apologies if I’m stating the obvious.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of like Lindsey Lohan's parents

For Colby’s career I move the move across the boarder helps create some separation. This is why I feared we might have never seen his real talent here where daddy was close, not just his issues with TLR.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

your first fanpost can be a review of Bill James'

Popular Crime.

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, i've been thinking about going into that field

and would very much like to know the path you took to getting there in terms of education and job
can you give me a short recap about how you got to where you are?

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly I tripped and fell into it.

Masters in Counseling, planned on working with families, needed a job, got an offer at a Maxium security prison, working with sex offenders (hence the murders, rapists, and such). Thought I would do to a fewmonths while I looked for another job and never left. Who knew I would like it. Very challenging, and very taxing on one’s self.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how you could work with people like that

all day and not be seriously affected by it

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not surprised.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOSOP?

Colby in TOR: .000/.000/.000 0HR 7/27

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the program in Missouri for such things

My wife used to do what it sounds like you do now.

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by The Continental on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, in Farmington?

I work in Kansas.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pacific, MO

It’s valuable work, but I can’t say that I’m sorry that she isn’t doing it any more. We still keep an unlisted number due to her work there and she’s been gone for almost 15 years now.

Colby in TOR: .000/.000/.000 0HR 7/27

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah when in public my wife won't let me

tell people what I do for a living, just that I am a marriage and family therapist.

I’m only part time now. Stay at home day almost full time.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

aha, thanks. i'm actually thinking about going the more traditional route

and get a master’s in psychology
will have to catch up on some prerequisite classes but i’ve wanted to do this since i was in high school and went and studied math instead. go figure

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

what does she do now?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left to become a parole officer,

then got knocked up. She’s been a domestic goddess ever since.

Colby in TOR: .000/.000/.000 0HR 7/27

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's reading over your shoulder, isn't she?

(and well done!)

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, I'm happy to have her at home.

She deserves a grandiose title for keeping everything together there.

Colby in TOR: .000/.000/.000 0HR 7/27

by The Continental on Jul 29, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

good for her...

I think the parole officer’s life looks hard, taxing, and tiring based on the PO I work with.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo math.

most of my co-workers went the traditional routes as well, they like my prespective when it comes to the family environment and relationships.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree on the boo math

and i figured turning 30 is high time i did something to make me happy, hence i’ll go with my first love – behavioral psychology

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't even start grad school till I was like 33.

Worked as a youth pastor, then cement truck driver, subsitute teacher, then grad school

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i already went through grad school once, it was fun

all i have to decide is if i want to go to grad school where i work or look for a job at Wash U and go there

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

going from EE to family counseling? What kind of engineer are you?

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

\o

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

\o

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

\o

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

well done.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

laughing...

agreed… this site is so fun…

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by pattimagee on Jul 29, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you define a successful Jesuit liturgy?

When nobody is seriously hurt.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

I find this hysterical.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I learned that joke from the father of one of my best friends

He was head of the Theology department at SLU for a while. Very funny man.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

the psycho first ran over the neighbor's dog, then stabbed the neighbor's wife

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the psycho's wife got stabbed by the client?

Are there two psychos? 1) Neighbor dog killing psycho and 2) Client psycho who stabbed dog killing pyscho’s wife?

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

client is the psycho

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah! Client and neighbor are the same person!

Now that that is settled, I’m going to go beat up arthropodtodd’s boss, I guess.

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ex-boss, please don't beat up my current boss, I like him

I can tell you what bar in Leavenworth KS my ex-boss is mostly likey at though,

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the client ran over the dog and stabbed (I think killed the wife)

Not sure if this was the same pyschopath you beat the crap out of my boss one day or not.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you seen the drawings?

the warning signs were right in front of us!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

always knew I liked him for some reason

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey guys

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a reason why, randomly, in the middle of his career, he decided to make shit movies?

And then, was bored, so he went and did Boardwalk Empire.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a free spirit that won't be tied down?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he likes getting paid

with cash money?

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I pictured you more like

this.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why has no one used the infamous...

“Would you fuck me?…..I’d fuck me….I’d fuck me hard”

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by JasonMottesGlove on Jul 29, 2011 3:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

there are 2 lines of text there (including the sig)

and 12 instances of the letter T. 1+2=3
23.
ahhhhh

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by BVHeck on Jul 29, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a good slogan for a political ad

“TLR… not a sociopath, just frustrating to some fans”

by Merry CRasmus on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Which part?

I’ll agree with him that it is his job to win baseball games. That’s about it.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

This is complete and utter bullshit. Fuck you LaRussa.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This man truly lives in a lollipop land that is in no way an accurate reflection of reality.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 29, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle Lohse

makes too much money.

that is all.

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

so does therriot

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mo said we flexibility

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

*\we have

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then he went and made a deal where we basically didn't take on

any money by trading long term value.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Something's wrong with the info on Lance Lynn

He most definitely is not a Free Agent next year.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

my bad

you’re right.
Lynn makes league minimum till 2014.

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by FreeRedbird on Jul 29, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

and is John Jay's line right?

how could he not reach Arby1 for till 2014?

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

make beer at busch half price and no one will care if we win or not

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2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what the Cubs are doing.

Not sure if it’s working. But then, I don’t know if Cubs fans have ever cared about winning.

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by The Continental on Jul 29, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trying not to be pessimistic but

This isn’t much return for $117M

Two solid players (LF, C)
Most productive player & replacement (Berk, Craig) currently out
Other key productive player (AP): down year
3B can’t stay healthy
Question marks at CF, 2B
Gaping hole at SS
One solid SP (Garcia), one hardluck SP (Carp); question marks after that
Bullpen has been gaping hole but is improved

by gocards62 on Jul 29, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

You think that's bad

Look at what the Cubs are getting for $134M!!!

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that Pujols or Holliday is Alfonso Soriano

And I highly doubt our front office gives any of our pitchers the Zambrano deal. So, no, I don’t see us heading down this path.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd contend that we have (optimistically)

A top 5 pitcher in Wainwright (he still counts on that $117M, right?
A top 3 LF in Holliday.
A top 3 1B in Pujols.
A top 3 C in Yadi.
A starting 3B in Freese.
An aging top 10 RF in Berkman.
A good bullpen, now.
A good young solid starting pitcher in Garcia and a good old solid starting pitcher in Carp.
Two average starting pitchers in Westbrook and Lohse.
One starting pitcher hitting his prime (in which he should be slightly above average) in Jackson.

by stlfan on Jul 29, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia will be better than Waino next year

Mark it down

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no.

not the president of the -0.2 WAR AAAA shortstop club

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

3.17 xFIP this year

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

waino is in his first year back from TJ. usually takes 2 to return to form

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

But seriously

He probably will.

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by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

we'll be lucky to get 2.5 war out of waino

i’m going for the lance berkman projection on this one. tommy john is no small thing. he won’t be pitching 200+ innings

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems to me

That for next year we

  • Buy out Carp and Dotel (Offer Dotel arb on the condition that he does not accept, offer Carp a 2-3 year deal at $10-$12M AAV)
  • Cut Skip and Theriot. (Replace with Descalso and Greene)
  • Laird is not resigned. (Replace with Cruz)
  • Patterson is not resigned (Replace with Brown or FA utility OF)
  • Negotiate a 2-3 year extension with Berkman at $9M per season.
  • Re-Sign Albert Pujols.
  • Pick up Wainwright’s option.

With all of these moves, our payroll would be about $120M or so, assuming Carpenter, Pujols, and Berkman are brought back. I do wonder, however, if it would not be better to let Berkman walk and attempt to go after Carlos Beltran instead for a similar amount of money.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if you get either Beltran or Berkman at that price.

Berkman may if he truly falls in love with the city and organization.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think another club is likely to give him $12MM AAV for at least 2 years.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Type A status, if he gets it, will make other clubs

a little more reluctant to sign him

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Jul 29, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see too many teams giving him a multi-year deal at 8 figures

I think 2Y$20M with a third year option is about the best that he’s going to get on the open market. He’s 35 years old. He can’t do this forever.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

He can still hit...

amazingly well. If we could get him to first base and limit him to 130 games I think he could hold up.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

If we can keep Allen Craig,

he is a very nice insurance policy and can be used to spell Berkman.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't it make more sense to call up a bat only option from AAA and play him at first?

Craig at second is pretty awesome, I’m just not sure who our RFer would be.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

If we signed Berkman to take Pujols' place...

we could bring back Carp for one year as a bridge to Miller and Martinez, and have enough salary space to do what the Jays do – pick up bad contracts like Teahen in return for high ceiling players. Not that we’re smart enough to ever pull that off…

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

He would have to agree to a trade

and would be making $15M.

How, exactly does he have more value this way?

For instance, we just traded for a similar pitcher, who’s in his prime making half of that, assuming 1/3 of half of that, getting three other players in return, by giving away only one player with any value, AND WE’VE SPENT TWO DAYS BITCHING ABOUT IT.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

well for one, I'd rather not have Carp than pay him $15M

anything is a good return when looked at like that.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then you buy him out

and let him walk.

Exercising his option just to trade him is foolish. He’s a 10/5 player, can reject any trade, and won’t draw much of anything in return, so you’re more likely to get stuck with him than be able to trade him anywhere.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

he has said previously that he'd waive his 10/5 options in a trade

Throw a non prospect and some cash in the deal, and we could get a decent return.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't buy it.

You tell him he’s getting traded to the Mariners and I’m guessing he’s not waiving his 10/5 rights.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

2/20 for Berkman is totally reasonable for both sides, I think

maybe he’ll insist on 2/22 or something, but I’d have to think Berkman’s getting a two year deal no matter what, regardless of who signs him.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Berkman kind of reminds me of Tom Selleck from Mr. Baseball… at least that’s how I like to imagine him…

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by pattimagee on Jul 29, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last season,

I led this ball club in ninth inning doubles in the month of August!

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

*blank stares from the coaches...

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 29, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it all hinges...

on the health of his shoulder. If he play 2/3s of the remaining games and doesn’t have to have surgery in the offseason…yeah 2/20+. If not….?

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 29, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe if Berk stays injured for a good part of the next couple months...

he’ll drive his price down. I think Berkman on a 2/25 is a fine substitute for Pujols. I hope they go that route.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

why wish that?

We wouldn’t need his price to fall if Albert leaves. Anyway, he has more value to the organization this season, healthy and playing with Albert and Holliday, than he does in the future, playing only with Holliday. Why wish him ill health this year just to save a few mil over the next few years?.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not hoping he stays injured...

just saying he’s head for a 2/25 if he doesn’t get injured.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

what I'm saying though

if Pujols leaves, then who cares if you’re giving Berkman 2/25 contract? With Pujols gone, you’ve got the money to do it and the contract would fit the organization. I’d much rather look forward to a 2011 stretch run with a healthy Pujols, Holliday, and Berkman, then a 2012-2013 Pujols-less Berkman and Holliday. I understand you’re not wishing him ill health, but saving a few mil isn’t worth it as it provides less value to the organization.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping he

continues to rake, we resign Pujols, offer Berk arby and get the draft compensation.

Craig and/or Brown can play RF, or maybe even Matt Carpenter can play out of position there. All three could be very capable MLB hitters.

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by Eckstreem on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's the HPGF consensus on Brown's future development?

is he expected to be a useful player in the majors?

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7th OFer

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

castellanos is older than my grandpa

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pj just remember,

scooty puff jr. suuuuucks

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckin Willie Nelson.

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by spants on Jul 29, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought he was 27

either way, he’s too old be a real prosepect in AA

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

promotion to memphis?

he could at least be a fring-y prospect there a la craig/freese

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh, nevermind

he doesn’t walk much.

Brown should walk around 10%, but I’d like Carpenter to get a shot at RF before Brown.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brown has some power (Carp has little) and the arm to play RF

Brown has a .428wOBA* in Memphis, while MCarp has a .406wOBA*. Brown has very good walk rates as well.

Brown is only one year older than MCarp.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, just find a way to get carp in the lineup please

even if it means he plays SS, or CF.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Brown got a little overlooked in the Matt Adams hysteria.

Anyway, what separates Brown and Allen Craig? They seem pretty similar to me.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brown and Craig are very similar hitters.

Brown was slightly older at each level but that was primarily due to an injury Brown sustained (I think in SPR).

Craig has (apparently) the ability to play 2B, so that would the main difference. If Craig isplaying the outfield, he might be a slightly better outfielder (I guess) though I think that is mainly conjecture/anecdote.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

When we still had Colby, I was in favor of

going with a Jay/Brown platoon in RF next year (assuming Berk didn’t sign, or Berk signed and played 1B and Pujols didn’t sign), with Craig at 2B.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would have been fun to see

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think right now the report is

that he’s a solid hitter and a butcher in the field.

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by Eckstreem on Jul 29, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can play third!

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

based off the limited amount we saw him earlier this year

it seems like his bat could play at a corner OF spot. I don’t recall him doing anything really frightening in the field.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would anyone fall in love with the org after what happened this week?

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Jul 29, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

slight rebuttal...

Arb offer to Dotel completely depends on arb status. If he finishes a type A, no way we get a gentelmen’s agreement. I’m not sure this team can afford Carp, espcially if AP is resigned.

I’m good with the rest of this…Berkman is a MUST sign if we don’t get Pujols back.

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 29, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather sign a SS, and put Matt Adams at first for 140 games than resign Berk personally.

SS= Reyes
maybe Rollins, or Furcal, but that changes our budget for RF.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably, but I'd rather have a good MIF than a 35 YO berkman.

at least Adams is likely to hit somewhat, I’m not expect more than what our SS have produced lately (nothing)

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather sign a defense first SS that can't hit at all

than roll the dice with Matt Adams and an outside shot at signing Jose Reyes, with a double dose of "praying Jose Reyes stays healthy.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather...

stick Craig at 1B for 140 games than Adams… He’ll have to prove something outside of Springfield before I expect him to be a MLB regular.

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 29, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It won't play out this way.

I don’t see any scenario where Berkman signs after Pujols.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

We will be in on Pujols until the very end and the very end will be in early 2012.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know

I think Pujols will sign fairly quickly, as a good portion of the market may depend on what Pujols does or where he goes. I think the teams that are serious about him will go after him hard, and it will be done before or shortly after the winter meetings.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is very unlikely to be true

Pujols will not “set the market”. He’ll wait for the market to be set and then evaluate.

This is pre-supposing that our front office doesn’t offer him $30M a year for 10 years on November 3rd, in which case he signs immediately.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he, well his agent, is going to negotiate the best deal possible with other teams

and then turn around to the Cardinals and say, “if you can come close to this deal, then I’ll sign with you.”

by bailorg on Jul 29, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

sounds very plausible

and I would also not be surprised for Berkman to sign before Pujols. It would be a shame if we missed out on both, but it certainly could happen.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't need to spend that kind of money

on Carp with the rotation set for next year.

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been so busy that I haven't even seen the year-by-year breakdown of Garcia's contract.

Is this from Cot’s or was it reported somewhere?

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

from Cot's

There are 2 option years after 2015, at 11.5M and 12M respectively.

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by FreeRedbird on Jul 29, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a very nice contract for the Cardinals.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe those 15M are better off re-directed

to Albert or Berkman or a SS. You already have 5 SP for next year.

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

this

Lynn
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Miller
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Lohse

are all options

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

And Chip (Scrabble)

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Shelby will be ready yet

Surely he won’t be called up before June

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

agree

If Carp is back next year, it will most likely be on a re-structured 2 yr extension at $9-12/yr.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by cardzfanbub on Jul 29, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lance Lynn is a FA in 2012?

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by heathen on Jul 29, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

Now I see your correction. Minimum until 2014.

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by heathen on Jul 29, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

my god those garcia salaries are gorgeous

rec’d for that

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by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

holliday makes $17MM per

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't a part of his contract deferred?

which brings the AAV down when considering inflation.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's still factored into present day payroll

it’s less than $17MM, but definitely more than $15MM

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

ask rui/another econ type, he should know how to calculate what the cards are actually paying

i tried to play econ once thinking it was just math and came out pretty wrong

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, I think that's right

pretty sure they talked him into deferring $2M/yr

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

corey f patterson got a better deal than el punto

wow

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by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does Craig

ge baack on the roster without someone going to the DL. Greene replaced Punto. Who does Craig replace? Patterson? Then who backs-up centerfield?

by CardFaninTTown on Jul 29, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip or Greene!

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't you heard?

we’re trading Patterson and Theriot to LA for Furcal!

/oh how I wish this were true

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Miles can fifth in the Dodgers lineup...

there’s a place for the riot and Patterson.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Cruz will finally go down

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I don't think they'll bring Greene down after two days.

And it’s still stupid to have three catchers on the roster.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ken Hill?

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's gotta be him

I can’t think of another one that we’ve even had on the roster.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Darren Oliver?

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that may be the right answer.

I had completely forgot that we once had Oliver.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

You guys call yourselves Cardinal fans...

and yet you’ve completely forgotten the Luther Hackman era…

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

He started 6 games in '02?

I have an excuse. I was out of the country.

I was also out of the country in ’07 and thought that Kelvin Jimenez made his big-league debut in ’08. I hear I was lucky to miss his real debut the year prior.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brad Thompson.

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I'm going to kick in his honor then.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

cleto

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by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

cleto does not count

neither does jose jimenez

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Greene Watch

Last night: 2B, 2 HR, BB, 2K but…. 3 errors.

by paposse on Jul 29, 2011 9:55 AM EDT reply actions  

ouch... way to help your cause T. Greene

especially when a MI may have to head back to the DL. He’ll never come close to fulfilling his potential IMO… a lost cause.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

he had an awesome game last night

the errors are unfortunate, but i don’t think that he should be ruled out when Ryan Theriot is in the majors.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Considering the options available

If we do not make a trade for a competent SS, we deserve to give him a legit shot playing every day the rest of the season just to see what we have. I refuse to believe that he is worse than Theriot or Descalso at the SS position.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Our manager is t

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

...is Tony La Russa

He will ensure that this does not happen.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree w/fourstick above

Greene and DD are our best MIF combo. No need for Furcal.

by gocards62 on Jul 29, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no,

I would make a trade for Furcal if we’re getting him as a salary dump and not giving up much talent.

He’s a good defensive player who can lead off.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Furcal or Caroll

would be awesome

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Theribeaux has the worst WAR (-0.3) on the team

by gocards62 on Jul 29, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Furcal has -0.3 WAR, too

at least he has some upside, however.

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by FreeRedbird on Jul 29, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

3 errors, huh?

So he’s Ryan Theriot with a bat?

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

remember?

When leaving Memphis for St. Louis, he always forgets to bring the bat with him. So really, he’s only Ryan Theriot with more speed.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

Maybe it just takes him more than 100-or-so PAs to remember where he put his bat.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Although

Greene is hitting above .300 at Memphis his strikeout rate is high and running about the
same as he was in the majors.
if called up bet the average would plummet and the strikeouts remain.

by ridgesee on Jul 29, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, his average in the majors this year is below .200

So how much could it really plummet? I for one would like to see if he can maybe, just maybe, get it above .250 or so. With the surprisingly good walk rate he’s sporting this year, he’d probably be better than Theriot in that case.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greene's ISO is a sad .069, which is still better than Theriot's craptastic .057

His walk percentage is 10.3, Theriot’s is 5.5.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

one could be forgiven for thinking that Greene's could improve

theriot…..not so much

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

He was playing 2B last night, one of the errors was a dropped catch by Kozma according to someone on FR.

by paposse on Jul 29, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sade concert was great

For being 50 something she looks good. Sang for over 2hrs and sounded great. The lighting and extra visuals were fun also. Glad I went there instead of watching the game.

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Jul 29, 2011 10:09 AM EDT reply actions  

thanks for the report

(see, you people. see.)

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you're a smooth operator

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which of your numerous girlfriends did you take?

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I'm back to one

and she’s pretty cool.

I’ll be at the game with her Saturday for my 30th birthday. You going?

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Jul 29, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

last night made this whole season

feel like last august all over again – losing to shitty teams, putting out shitty lineups, just not doing anything right, and rolling over. unless the cards make a sudden surge, we’ll find ourselves looking up in the division again.

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by slu on Jul 29, 2011 10:42 AM EDT reply actions  

honestly,

I just never understood the whole offense for defense trope meaning that we had to do it with both Berkman AND Theriot. Do it when it makes sense.

Maybe Mo thinks that we can move toward stronger defense at SS and get the extra offense by playing Craig consistently at 2B (if Puma can get healthy). A platoon of DD and TG as SS is just fine with me.

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THE BLOG WORKED

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

and updated!!!

this is excellent news.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

DFA TYLER GREENE

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

TRADE TYLER GREENE

For Heath Bell and Jason Bartlett…

(crickets)

NO?

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

$5MM for Bartlett next season seems a bit steep.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

and being punched in the gut is probably better than being punched in the face. I just don’t want to be punched at all.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

weenie

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by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

o/

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

\o

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

include a space at the beginning

Cody’s got the | and no space before the F.

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by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah brilliant

I’m sorry Cody. I kinda sounded like a dick. I was just excited to jump straight in to the TG bandwagon.

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Jul 29, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes he can

slugging .578!!

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Blog agrees!!!

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

woot woot!!

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAH!!!!!!

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we need a new motto?

Or keep it?

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well #TLRPLEASEGIVETGREENECONSISTENTPLAYINGTIME doesn't quite roll off the tongue

Start Tyler Greene?

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that'd be nice too.

it’s harder to argue for without results though, I mean DD probably starts before Greene.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about

LET TYLER PLAY!!

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm up for that.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

d-dee is our secretary of slogans and other stuff.

it is official

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

done and done

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright!

o/

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

\o

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

intercepted?

/not going to reload

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

So should we put that new slogan in our sigs now for official-ness purposes.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

testing

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

success!!!

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit, there's a blog and a fanclub for real

you guys are serious

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course we're serious.

Although the blog is CodyG’s work, the TG Fanclub does support it

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does it feel about Bosnians?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

we try to refrain from taking political stances

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Catholic jokes are fair game though

And “grit by ethnicity” jokes.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

But at least I’m not a Mormon. Compared to the crap they get from people, being Catholic is like being at the cool kids’ table.

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

the cool kids table

will be when we’re all in purgatory telling them “I told you so”

by STLRegalia on Jul 29, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

havent you seen his. we are legit.

wiki?

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

success!

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

and done!

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

done

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

\o

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap I didn't realize how poorly Furcal was hitting this year

Do we really want that? I may be on the “if that’s what we’re gonna get, we might as well play DD or Greene” bandwagon, and that’s saying something since I’m not a TG fan.

by sdrone on Jul 29, 2011 10:53 AM EDT reply actions  

He's been hurt all season

And he’s been a bit unlucky in July, but his walk rate is near his career average.

I think he’s a roll-the-dice candidate as he should cost nothing to acquire.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jul 29, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's the key part

“he should cost nothing to acquire” If true, (and by that I mean if Mo doesn’t get fleeced) I’m all for giving him a shot.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

real life

rafael or cpat?

i prefer raffy

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by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want Furcal just because we will have to give up something substantial for him

He’d be an improvement over Theriot, but there’s no way a trade for him would be worth it. Unless you really hate Boggs or Motte.

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by hr on Jul 29, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think you have to

The Dodgers’ payroll is sinking them. They’d probably give him up for cash at this point (i can only hope)

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

or cpat

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by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a non-prospect I guess

Nick Additon or something.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's been out with injuries for a good chunk of the year though

As long as the glove plays, then I wouldn’t be upset if he doesn’t hit. Right now, a SS who makes plays and and doesn’t give away runs (or prevents more runs with a GB pitching staff) but not hitting > current defensively inept SS that’s not hitting.

by stxcardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

BABIP

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but even a regressed BABIPp and he has a .310ish wOBA

I wouldn’t call that an extreme upgrade over greene and descalso.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's hitting .195/.267/.241 with a .225 BABIP

Projected to hit .258/.326/.371 the rest of the year with a .285 BABIP.

Eh.

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

..

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

make the trade
shut up and take my prospects

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh for god's sake

not BABIP again.

Give me the date his luck will change.

by sdrone on Jul 29, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

wat

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Before I get into this

Read this and this

Also, have you ever taken a basic statistics class? That will aide me in educating you

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

Colby Rasmus was a .260 hitter…therefore he sucks.

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks...

I’ve been looking for these…

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by pattimagee on Jul 29, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be a smart aleck

I’ve read the articles, blah blah. I actually find BABIP fascinating.

The thing is, to me, BABIP shows results. It is not indicative of immediate change in fortune.

Furcal certainly could see his BABIP shoot up. Or he could not. We cannot predict which. We can say he’s a much better hitter, and then we can get to the end of September and say “wow, his BABIP sucked the whole year.”

by sdrone on Jul 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're right, we can't predict what will happen

But is it a good policy to anticipate that a player will continue to hit for an all-time high BABIP? Which is 3 standard deviations above the mean?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

One question I've had

Is how do we know that LD, FB, GB are being applied consistently across ballparks? Usually it would be a no-brainer, but could be enough in the margins between LD and FB and maybe even LD and GB to move someone’s liner rate up or down a percent or 2.

by Merry CRasmus on Jul 29, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a very legitimate question

The problem with the public domain stats that we have right now is that what is/isn’t a line drive is determined by a human. I’ve worked enough with BIS to know that you classify a batted ball as either GB/FB/LD/fliner liner/fliner fly ball, and then if it’s hit soft/medium/hard. There’s a lot of human bias in that, obviously

What teams have access to right now, is Hit f/x or Field F/x that has the ball speed and angle off the bat, which would be MUCH more accurate in terms of placing batted balls in bins

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

legit concern

That’s one of the issues. The fix is to put a chip in the ball and record everything :-)

From what I’ve found, BABIP off of line drives is ~.740 were BABIP off of Fly balls is ~.160. So if you classify I fly ball as a Line drive or visa versa, It could throw everything off by a lot.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can't anticipate anything

as one of your links shows. BABIP only shows results.

I assume you’re referring to Jay. I don’t care. My point is simply that Furcal isn’t going to magically start hitting better.

by sdrone on Jul 29, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right, just like Pythagorean record only shows results

It’s not predictive, but you can get an idea if your team has outperformed so far

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aug 2nd

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

ichiro suzuki...luckiest man alive?

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

60% of the time

it works every time.

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah BABIP has a skill element

But Ichiro is like 3 standard deviations away from the mean, so you really shouldn’t expect anybody to put up an Ichiro-like BABIP

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

BABIP = dumb luck you shut your dirty mouth

my point (if i have one, i’m not sure i do) is that even though ichiro is a bit of a savant, he exemplifies an approach to hitting that can probably be studied and emulated. i think BABIP should be a skill-related metric, not merely a synonym for luck.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm getting some interesting results

that prove that what you say is somewhat true

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, there's both

Standard deviation is about .015, I believe. Let’s assume a normal distribution

So 66% of hitters fall between .285 and .315
95% of hitters fall between .260 and .330
99.9% of hitters fall between .245 and .345

I believe the people who are more than 3 stdevs away from the mean are all all-timers, too. I don’t think Jon Jay is one of them

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, this might be more correct.

I don’t have my study right now, but about 40% of BABIP was explained by metrics such as GB%, K% and Speed. The rest, might be, something I’m missing or just pure luck

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

there is always "luck" involved

One of the issues I have with BABIP is everyone is quick to discount a players BABIP over a small sample size of two-three seasons. I mean, they’ll say you need that a sample size of 1500 ABs (The robot did) or 2200 ABs (VEP). This could easily be the scope of their whole prime years. (age 26-28) If said player plays for 10 years, he could have several years in his prime with a high BABIP. But then as his skills deteriorate, and his BABIP drops off, so his career BABIP goes down.

But that doesn’t mean his BABIP over the course of three years was just “luck”. You have to look at what he is doing. If a player is hitting a lot of line drives, hitting the ball to all fields, and not popping the ball up, he isn’t getting lucky with his BABIP.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

This had nothing to do with my post, but okay

Nobody’s saying it’s just “luck.” But having a .350 BABIP is clearly not sustainable. If you think it is, you’re implying that he’s one of the best players of all time

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

sustaniable for how long?

I think it is sustainable for a period of 2-3 years.

But I wouldn’t want Jon Jay when he is 30.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

What basis do you have to say that?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't this be easy to look at?

Can’t you take a sample of retired players “peak years” and see if the BABIP is higher than the years before and after the peak?

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, that's fine. That makes intuitive sense to me

EXPECTING a player to sustain a .350 BABIP over 3 years is pretty unreasonable

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sure

if thre proved to be a correlation (High BABIP/peak years) then the question becomes well when does the peak years start. Answer that question and you got a million internet dollars.

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the otherside of that coin

Expecting a player to regress down to .310 BABIP without a drop off in skill, or a different approach is pretty unreasonable.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hey there strawman

How’s the hay today?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

as I said a few days ago

while I was regressing Jay’s, Colby’s, and other peoples BABIP to their batted ball profile. It’s not something I have time to dive into right now. But maybe in the future when I have more time on my hand I’ll do the leg work to prove it.

Right now it’s basically just a hypothesis basied on looking at guys with a high BABIP and trying to figure out what they were doing with the ball in those years.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Iff the player doesn't have many secondary hitting skills

than usually a BABIP dependent player will get discounted a lot of the time (see Austin Jackson), I mean it’s more obvious they can keep up a high BABIP when they’re covering ground like Andruw Jones and steal 50 bases.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean austin jackson and 400 BABIP

but that’s an extreme case.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

BABIP always has some luck in it

Assuming we know nothing about the player but his PA and BABIP, we would regress the shit out of his BABIP in 600 plate appearances and regress a little bit of his BABIP in 2000 PA.

We know something about Jay – that he’s fast and maybe hit’s slightly more line drives than the average player – which probably means we should regress his BABIP towards .310 rather than .295.

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by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh, no way its normally distributed

log normal maybe

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by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ichiro
my point (if i have one, i’m not sure i do) is that even though ichiro is a bit of a savant, he exemplifies an approach to hitting that can probably be studied and emulated.

I don’t know that Ichiro can be emulated. Maybe if a player started young enough. Ichiro has one of the most unique swings in the history of the game.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not probable, but also not impossible

all i’m saying is that it is possible for BABIP to be affected by one’s effort, not the GOBs. i can’t accept that a player has a low BABIP simply because they are unlucky. maybe that person just isn’t very skilled at hitting baseballs.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is skill involved.

As the discussion in this subthread has shown. It’s not all luck, but luck plays a factor. That is why one needs to look at the batted ball information to see if the player is simply bad at hitting baseballs or if it is a spot of bad luck.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can get on board with this.

though luck/chance probably plays a larger part in many other stats we don’t closely relate to luck/chance.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which ones are you thinking of?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm thinking of ice cream right now

i may have to get back with you once i’ve given it some earnest consideration, but how about OBP?

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

OBP is affected by batted-ball luck because base hits are a component of it.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right. Walk rate, on the other hand, is not

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

strikes and balls are qualitative

/devil’s advocate

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of, but it all sort of evens out over an entire season

I think walk rate actually stabilizes pretty quickly.

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a study that showed umpires call balls & strikes accurately

at a percentage rate in the high 90s. The luck involved in walking or not walking is therefore very minimal.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

minimal, but not statistically insignificant?

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say it's statistically insignificant.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

which study was this? do you have a link?

i’m not sure what α would be in this case, but it might be helpful to know whether we’re talking about a 1% or 5% chance of a missed call.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't find it with an admittedly quick Google search.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

me neither

i found an ESPN study that says 20% of “close calls” are missed, but that told me very little before i was pulled away from my computer to “post daily sales and COGS” or whatever. god i hate how work gets in the way of my VEB time.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come one man! Get your priorities straight!

1. Drinking
2. VEB
3.???
4. Work

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by Hootie Who on Jul 29, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure about that

Colby walks a lot, but look at his called strike Fx data. Guy is consequently getting screwed out of balls on the outside of the plate.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is both and skill and a luck element for a hitter's BABIP

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

80 average?

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

You’re talking about scout stuff…idiot.

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I'd put pujols in the same catagory of those guys when considering BABIP.

for average, sure, but not BABIP.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a 20-80 scale for average?

because that doesn’t sound like a tool that could be measure very well.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Average and contact skills are fairly synonymous, right?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure about that

I mean Brett Gardner is probably a true 80 contact hitter, and he won’t hit .330 ever because of power.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I see your point

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's the level in which a players

tools become “plus?”

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably 70

50 is average
60 is above-average
70 is plus
80 is plus-plus

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

So a five tool player

is plus in all categories or above average in all?

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

If they reach the Majors, yeah

But it’s different if you’re deciding, like, a high school player is a 5 tool player. They’re probably going to be 40 hit (but projected to be better), 60 arm, 60 speed, etc.

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Colby Rasmus

was a five tool player wasn’t he?

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

projected to be.

very, very few ever actual are one. Mantle, Hamilton…

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

UGH!

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

he was never really predicted to hit for average, so wouldn’t he have been a 4-tool player?

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by Eckstreem on Jul 29, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think average is a fair tool

if so, should patience be a tool as well?

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on when we're asking the question

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering there's very, very few 70 speed guys

60 would probably work.

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

Vlad, and Todd Helton are added to your list, and maybe Mauer.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Average

is not a good way to measure a players actual skill level. DUH!

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rod Carew has to be on there

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

He converted.

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

wat

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are you guys talking about?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

lolololol

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by spants on Jul 29, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw come on guys!

Let me in on the joke!

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhhhh, thanks Wikipedia!

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hall of Famer

Rod Carew…he converted.

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOT a JEW

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by scoot on Jul 29, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert, Helton, Puckett?

Holliday, Nomar?

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh... Yay to Albert.

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Frank Thomas?

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are tons of reasons why he has the BABIP he does

speed
LD hitter (20.3 % for career)
13% balls in IF go for hits.
…etc

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

to add on

High LD%
High GD%
Low FB%
Low IFFB%

And in speed and this equals = High BABIP.

I’d throw Votto in there too. His Groundball% isn’t as high, but his Line Drive% is higher @23% and his IFFB is a stupid low 1.8%. Only in his rookie year did he have an IFF% of greater than 4% {6.8%). And the last three years it’s been less than 2%.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's league-average FB%?

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

The average for FB% since 2002 in the MLB

for players with at least 1000 PA is 36.76%

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where is that data?

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm making a study on BABIP

so I downloaded Fangraphs’ database

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

What are league average for all the batted ball types from 2002?

GB%
LD%
IFFB%

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

GB% = 43.29%
LD%= 19.93%
IFFB%= 10.21%

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking abouto nly including LD%

because if I include both LD% and FB%, I get a multicollinearity bias error.

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should only get multicollinearity if you include all 3, right?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait that's something else

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, you're right.

Extreme, ugly multicollinearity when they are all there.

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

IMHO

the key to a high BABIP is to hit a lot of Line drives, few fly balls, and fewer infield flys. Unless of course, a lot of your fly balls are hit for home runs. Then you know, hit away.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok these are my results.

Let’s see what you guys think about it. What the numbers mean is that an increase of one standard deviation in the metric equates to an increase (or decrease) of X BABIP points.
So, for example, an increase in 1 standard deviation of LD% makes your BABIP rise .0042 points.

FB%= -.0058
IFFB% = -.0082
HR/FB = .0048
Speed = .0081
K% = .0037
Constant = .3003

These metrics explain about 57% of BABIP. The rest is luck.

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where and when are you publishing your study?

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

It’s preliminary stuff right now and some tests still need to be done. I mainly did this so that we can have accurate debates on BABIP here on VEB, since we talk about it 24/7.

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's a great idea.

I wish there were more studies on BABIP. I encourage you to continue with it and, when you’re done, to get it published someplace.

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by bgh on Jul 29, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure FanGraphs would publish it

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by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks interesting, and I appreciate the work

I’m just trying to find a similar article now, that brought up which %age of BABIP is luck.
I’m sure VEP would know the article I read, but I think it was hardball.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

one thing I found interesting to post
Singles per FB at 150 FB: .450
2B/3B per FB at 150 FB: .565
HR per FB at 150 FB: .790

Singles per GB at 150 GB: .244
2/3B per GB at 150 GB: .128

Singles per LD at 100 LD: .035
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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you just give 2.5*.565 for each FB?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems reasonable, I could debate weather the player's speed can help me.

I mean, you’re more likely to get 15 doubles a triple than 8 triples and 8 doubles.
I probably should weigh it more towards 2, than the halfway point.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

my trial formula was a disaster

I think I’ll quit while behind.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, "The rest is luck" is too strong of a statement

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh, well it probably is some metric

I am leaving out. However, you don’t want to include too much stuff or it will mess everything up. So, say 20-30% is luck/unexplained

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

so...

It’s May 1st. Who looked at our outfield and thought, “you know what we need, More Corey Patterson.”

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

spot on

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Jul 29, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zack Cox now at .285/.355/.415. Cromulent.

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

and Matt Carpenter

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

McCarp

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can say that about any prospect

he probably doesn’t hit more than 20 HRs a year, usually hitting 10-15 in a normal year.
also his defense is probably 10 runs worse on average than carp and freese just from what I’ve read.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is a "normal year" for Zack Cox?

usually hitting 10-15 in a normal year.

also his defense is probably 10 runs worse on average than carp and freese just from what I’ve read.

I hope you realize this entire post is complete BS.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

that’s kind of the book on him at this point. Sure he could prove everyone wrong.

Are you Zach Cox’s agent?

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by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean his peak year is not more than 20 HRs

10-15 is what I expect.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I read a RT by Leach

last night or this morning that said his “defense went from fall down range to taking hits away.” Color me intrigued. Finally.

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let's not dilute the meaning of fall down range.

That takes a unique kind of ineptitude that was evidenced by Brett Wallace. Just because it was introduced to our lexicon doesn’t mean it will often apply to players. Zach Cox has never had fall down range. I wouldn’t label Matt Adams as fall down range. Brett Wallace was an AWFUL fielder.

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did not mean to and in fact i mis qutoed.

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@MatthewHLeach for awhile, Cox had awful range. I once feared routine plays, he is now taking hits away. He has truly improved.

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

they say Jeter is a GG SS

I’m not sure I trust a broadcaster, it was probably a good diving play if anything.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I mean

Jeter IS a GG SS

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, that's not what I meant though

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I meant he sucks

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

at losing

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

all im saying is that someone who watches him play everyday

and presumably knows something about baseball is impressed with his defensive improvement. It helps with the pain of 28.

He’ll probably get shipped to Philly for John Kruks remaining testicle next year.

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edwin Jackson line tonight?

any takers?

8IP 4H 10K 0R

It’s the Cubs…

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I'd be more optimistic because it's "the cubs"

But we played the team with the worst record and run differential in the majors and split a 4 game series….so, yeah.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jul 29, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think EJax

isn’t rivalry prone yet.

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was part of the

white sox- cubs rivalry so he has already been at least steered towards anti-cubism.

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by elirock83 on Jul 29, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

BUT IT WASN"T NATURAL!

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is a good omen

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

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sounds right

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll say 7Ks and 2 BBs

2 ER over 6.2 IP
leaves bases loaded after bad luck on balls in play.
/will be happy if he outperforms it.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

3IP 11H 8R 3BB 1K

and we all sign up for Bluebird Banter.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'm in

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by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I being paranoid?

Or is anyone else worried about Holliday’s and Berk’s HR/FB rates? I Don’t have time to check them now, but I remember at the Break they were way above their career averages.

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i saw this on hardball talk and just about cried, laughing

THIS is simply uncomprehendable to me

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by elirock83 on Jul 29, 2011 11:30 AM EDT reply actions  

This trade is making me more bitter by the day

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a perfect example of why the AL is better than the NL...

AA is trying to field as many elite-level players as possible, while Mo pulls his annual short-term panic trades to try to get to 88 wins. Someday a competent owner is going to get a hold of the Dodgers/Mets/Cubs and then we’ll have to change.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

“uncomprehendable” is a fantastic word on many levels.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

its supposed to be in not un

there is no extra credit for grammer

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by elirock83 on Jul 29, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it works just the same

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

grammar, even

unless that was the dig.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Jul 29, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

this
“You’re not looking to build walls, you’re always looking to build bridges, to make sure you get the most out of any given player,” [Blue Jays Manager John Farrell] added.

is like the smartest, simplest, most common sense thing ever. Why can’t any of us ever picture TLR saying something remotely close?

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

YOU ENJOY THE CRAP OUT OF HIM, YOU HEAR ME?!

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Tell me one thing:

Why is Corey Patterson on my team?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

IDGAF

i’m moving to canada
free healthcare, poutine, colby rasmus
i’m sold

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poutine

is a delicious snack of french fries, cheese curds and gravy. Doesn’t sound good, but it is. I’m heading to a Blue jays game in a few weeks. I hope they sell it at the Rogers center.

by rva on Jul 29, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should rename it...

and add diced bacon.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That reminds me of a story

My friend’s brother went on spring break in Canada (I don’t know why) and he stopped at a Subway. The sandwich maker asked what kind of cheese he wanted and he said “american” to which the sandwich maker in a strong tone said “you’re in canada boy” to which my friend’s brother said “ok, canadian cheese?”

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jul 29, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

only one is overrated.

and that is Mr. Colby. Poutine is delicious. Totally Free health care would be awesome.

by rva on Jul 29, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

um

immigrants don’t get free healthcare.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had four days of studying

by Bowling_Guy25 on Jul 29, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

how did this guy know the "because TLR" password?

i got my eye on you…

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

well done

that’s a rec.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad you made it.

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do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

and now its a long weekend up here

and i wont be on a computer for most of the weekend.
I’ll keep lurking, you guys are pretty cool, and very entertaining.

by Bowling_Guy25 on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE pretty cool and very entertaining

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the cross thread chatting

was probably the most fun I’ve had on sbnation in a long time

by Bowling_Guy25 on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, we try.

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do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

some turn into dirty dirty bastards at night time

just to give you the heads up

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

this guy!

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

human crap?

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

who said anything about Dusty?

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by scoot on Jul 29, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really does help against the trolls, though

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't two days...

suffice? New blood is good.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

There’s an approach to development other than let’s belittle the kid until he learns his place?

by bailorg on Jul 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have to say...

if I were the second winning-est manager in history, I probably would develop a huge ego and tell Rasmus’ HS coach to fuck off. Not sure what the answer is other than to get a new manager.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a legitimate action

But of course he didn’t do that. He just yapped to the press. Hahah.

by sdrone on Jul 29, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

how do you know he didn't tell him to fuck off?

Tony could have told him in so few words that exact sentiment. Problems continued and then have it spill over to the press

by rva on Jul 29, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats why i laughed

i don’t think any mlb team would give pops or some high school coach, as much time as tony rasmus wants. The man is a loser, his son became a major league player and he thinks it is all because of him, not the fact the son has an awesome god-given skills.
I don’t know how many if even anyone on here reads the hardballtalk blog, its not any thing special, but i like it. Tony rasmus has posted in the comments multiple times defending his son when the post was negative. Who in the hell else do you think that is on the stl cardinals, that has a dad lurking on the internet looking for stuff about his son. That is just fucking creepy. I didn’t have a side on the stay or go, but for if the kid is 24 year old and can’t tell his dad to shut up and go away, he might never make it any ways.

/ Really, Really hate the trade, this is going to look like carlton-wise when it is said & done.

"Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero"

by elirock83 on Jul 29, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

bingo

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too.

Especially if under that guys’ coaching the kid still looked lost at the plate.

by rva on Jul 29, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh wtf
“Can he be a great player? Absolutely, if he learns and improves,” La Russa said, though after the trade he referred to Rasmus as a “bench player.”

Hit me up on Google+

by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

if he had shown any grit

tony would have said he was the greatest ever

"Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero"

by elirock83 on Jul 29, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMFG

That is awful.

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by spants on Jul 29, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously - has he not messed with the kid's confidence enough?

Gotta fire shots once he’s gone, too?

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by spants on Jul 29, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

reading between the lines

I guess Tony really is a believer in Jon Jay then.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

tlr is a real believer in tlr

period

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

"Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero"

by elirock83 on Jul 29, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The tenor of their reported relationship leads me to believe

1. Colby does not listen to LaRussa
2. Colby does not lack for confidence in his baseball ability

I don’t think a single thing LaRussa says affects Colby’s ability to play baseball.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

More bullshit

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you know he didn't tell him to fuck off?

Tony could have told him in so few words that exact sentiment. Problems continue and then have it spill over to the press.

by rva on Jul 29, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Toronto

Good luck with that Tony Rasmus thing.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

we are pampering him. he even got an interview on the local sports radio station.

by Bowling_Guy25 on Jul 29, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Give him a job in the lower minors to distract him.

he misses being a coach.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

vancouver's not remote?

/kidding

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

too close to Boog

I don’t like it.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's good

he had one with one of our guys just a week ago. Where he said that he wasn’t working with colby on his hitting.

Then yesterday, our most trusted reporter said that he was seen reviewing batting tape with Colby in the club house. So, actually, you might be better off not giving the guy a soapbox to stand on.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

or just let him help

wasn’t he the one that figured out the contact lenses problem?

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2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

....
“He talks fast so I was trying to keep up with him but it was great, it was awesome,” Rasmus said. “I sat down with him and Mr. John (Farrell). I thought it was a great talk and I’m just excited to be playing for them. They seem to be great people and excited to have me, which is awesome. I feel like they really want me to be here and I want to be here just as much as they want me.”

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a tech who constantly referred to me as "Mr. Scott"

to my patients. Drove me up a freaking wall. Perhaps this is part of why TLR had him ran out of town? You know, “Dammit Rasmus, stop calling me Mr. Tony!”

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by scoot on Jul 29, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Sorry Mr. Tony..."

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

MR. JOHN

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

so he goes to canada and now all of a sudden he builds whole sentences

and literate ones at that?

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2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's finally able to unclench his butt cheeks

and stop worrying about TLR

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 29, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck

that is all.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's play well damn it! play well!!!
“I’m just trying to play good, play hard, nothing further than that,” he said. “It’s not trying to disrespect anybody, nothing. Just trying to play good and I think he’ll help me play good.”

Read more: http://azstarnet.com/sports/baseball/article_b931a7ad-831a-5201-9380-2b59e6b2e030.html#ixzz1TWbR71Jm

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by Red Blazer on Jul 29, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're asking a lot

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he was talking about his alignment.

He’s trying to be lawful good instead of chaotic neutral.

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Jul 29, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh...prolly not.

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by Red Blazer on Jul 29, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

Chart

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would take that bet

If for no other reason than expecting any future GM/manager Colby plays under to SHUT THE FUCK UP to the media about any issues between the organization and Colby and his pappy. And even though presuming front office competence is perhaps a bit dangerous, Alex Anthopolous (AA as he’s so often affectionately referred to, which suggests he may be a good fit for our club. Bazing! Okay sorry keed) seems to have a pretty good head on his shoulders; if Tony “Trollby” Rasmus and his son have issues with the current org and said org thought it best for the team to ship the latter away, I assume AA would do whatever he could to preserve the value of the player so as avoid getting .30 on the dollar in any return package. So basically, if he does get traded (twice!), unless the (both!) club comes out (like our own lol sadface etc.) and explicitly cites attitudinal issue, jew lose da bet, mang.

You only did it so that you could wear terry underwear and feel the city air run past your body

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 29, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sorry, that was obnoxious

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really want Colby to turn into Edmonds in Toronto

And Tony to get hit by a bus.

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

thoughts on Walters starting?

The jays optioned him to AAA and told him he would get a spot in the rotation.

by Bowling_Guy25 on Jul 29, 2011 11:51 AM EDT reply actions  

He has fringy stuff

89 mph fastball supplemented by a plus change and decent curve, I think. I can’t imagine he’ll be successful in the AL East

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

he tops out at 89

he works 85-87

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

he looked like had a lot of movement on his pitches, but trouble controlling them. He doesn’t have a lot of time to prove himself, i would have liked him to stay up in the pen.

by Bowling_Guy25 on Jul 29, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't expect much more out of him than a replacement level player, honestly

He’s a great guy, though, with a heartbreaking backstory.

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here's just a presser

But I’m sure there’s a more detailed story on the STL Post Dispatch

Link

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

and thanks to everyone for the info on him, sounds like he will be easily passed by our other prospects.
Hopefully we can let him go elsewhere, and try and get his shot

by Bowling_Guy25 on Jul 29, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

We already sent him to a nice farm up north so he can be free.

Please don’t shoot him.

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

FYI --PJ's father posts on message boards too.

He just hasn’t been controversial like Tony Rasmus

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by bbfanatic on Jul 29, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

If you ever wonder what he’s writing on the mound, it’s the name of his daughter Annabelle.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jul 29, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Backstory

His daughter Annabelle was 14 weeks premature and after surgeries and complications she died roughly a month later. PJ was constantly travelling back and forth from the minors to the hospital, and it took a great toll on him.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jul 29, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fringy stuff?

If he’s not facing Soriano, he seems to get shelled.

by sdrone on Jul 29, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes that's generally what fringy stuff means

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Random Walters trivia
On July 25, 2011, Walters gave up a grand slam to Houston Astros outfielder Carlos Lee. This made Walters and Lee the first pair of players in MLB history in which the batter (Lee) hit grand slams in each of his only two at bats against the pitcher (Walters).

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jul 29, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He really sucks IMO.

Never had hope for him doing anything at the MLB level.

AAAA starter if you will IMO.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny, coming from you

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, I don't latch on to every AAAA prospect there is!

Plus, Greene plays at a position full of shitty middle infielders with not much of a future while Walters plays at a position that is stacked and full of competent to overpaid starters.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

*you're

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's terrible

he’s rotation filler in AAA

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

the best thing that can be said for Walters

is he’s better than Miller and Tallet.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure about that

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's cheaper than miller and tallet

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a fact

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

the argument in Walters' favor is that he's been a starter

I don’t care enough to go looking up #s, none of them are in the STL org any more and hurrah for that.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

More BABIP fun!

Ryan Theriot since his OPS was at .718 on Jun 19th: .167/.206/.206. Yes OBP & SLG are equal. BABIP: .179.

Turn it around!

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

his average will improve

as his BABIP regresses to the .250 provided as a right to every major league ballplayer by the constitution of baseball.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ratified by Jo(h)n Jay.

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by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Separation of powers, Fritz!

Did you even read the Federal League Papers???

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by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually that would be .350 then

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

his OBP & SLG are usually pretty similar....

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kicky foot: Klinsmann official

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool cool cool!

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by pattimagee on Jul 29, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

das ist doch super mega geil

jawooooohl

or something

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Part of me wants to email him and try to latch on somewhere with the USMNT

Another part of me is perfectly happy in KC and not traveling all the time and getting to actually see my wife

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Traveling all the time doesn't sound particularly good to me right now

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, one less asian on the road amirite?

o/

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it's a little weird that you're 20 somethingish and looking to settle down

not bad, but atypical

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm probably going to get paid here in a month as well

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

somehow i don't think she'd object much

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 77

by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably make for a more interesting resume.

And some pretty incredible stories. Just quit after the Brazil WC.

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then again what happens if he does a great job with the USMNT

He’ll end up in some top 10 club in Europe. I don’t think there’s any stability in following him.

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Jul 29, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think you quite followed the subthread haha

But this is win-win long term. If he’s great, then awesome for us! If he’s not, the Gulati is gone!

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can write him a pretty impressive speech in german and he can go impress the hell out of Jurgen

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

the funny part would be when Jurgen starts to speak German to rui.

And all rui can do is give him a blank stare and bleak smile.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have to remember those incase I run into him

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha yeah I didn't really know where to interject with that

I was just saying that if you attach yourself to Klinsmann, then at no point in your career would you really have any stability.

Then again you could be the next Villas Boas. Rui’s time to shine! x 10

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Furcal

If we trade for him, what do we do with Theriot? Dump him?

by saladdays on Jul 29, 2011 12:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't care

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Between Furcal and Punto's health issues...

I would think you’d keep him.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he still have options?

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh...

no idea… I can’t imagine they’d bother with that.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

play him every day in front of furcal

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because TLR

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by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not so fast

Furcal has more veteranyness.

I don’t think we can make this assumption so easily.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

terribeux is white, tiny, sucks, and gritty

that’s a quadrafecta

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Official!!

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Mozeliak told me that Tyler Greene has been recalled from Memphis; a DL move (Punto?) coming.

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

damn you guayzimi

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

naw

that would only happened if he came in to pinch run last night.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valdes?

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

is valdes still up?

dgoolds article today said rzep is the only lefty in the pen

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

tyler greene to the rescue!

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are they doing about the catching situation?

Having three catchers is weird enough without having two of them be day-to-day.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

boooooo

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

\o

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

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2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like

ot/ \ot

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

HFS

Jurgen fucking Klinsmann!

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90 1/3 IP, 102 K, 39 BB/HBP, 33 ER, 5 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 1:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Also

Way to waste a year Gulati

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by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 1:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

it's good to have a chief justice on your side

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by d-dee on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime Garcia has been traded for Rick Ankiel

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

hate you

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds about right

carlos martinez for furcal still in the works i guess?

waino’s optioned declined?

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berkman traded for Heath Bell

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

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2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i could actually handle trading berkman

would probably get a good return. bell is obviously not that return, though

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what do we have to do...

to get TLR to actually play Greene at SS ( and bench Theriot)? I’m guessing my first born. I’m considering it. D.GOOCH

by Donald Gooch on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i think it's more likely descalso gets the SS job than greene

greene will ride the pine and pinch hit for relievers. that is all

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Descalso at SS is not the worst thing that could happen

At least we’d have someone who could, you know, throw the ball to first base without first taking a spiderman-esque running start

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jul 29, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

although Theriot did make one good throw last night (one) on a grounder that I expected to be an infield hit just because I didn’t think he could throw it that hard/far.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

it looks like he's capable of making decent throws when he can take his time and get his feet set

he doesn’t have nearly the upper body strength to throw well when he’s off-balance, from his knees, when he’s in a hurry, etc.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

this isn’t slow pitch softball….he’d do great there!

by saladdays on Jul 29, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perusing mojo's rec spreadsheet

a fink has been killing it since joining

wasn’t he a big theriot apologist?

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90 1/3 IP, 102 K, 39 BB/HBP, 33 ER, 5 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Not apologist

He took the wait and see approach.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, so he was rational

sucker!

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90 1/3 IP, 102 K, 39 BB/HBP, 33 ER, 5 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's out of date now

I don’t have running access to rec numbers since I’m not a mod, so the further away we get from when I created it, the less relevant it is.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

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2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

he still has incredibly impressive numbers

something on the order of 40 comments /day

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

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90 1/3 IP, 102 K, 39 BB/HBP, 33 ER, 5 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suddenly started laughing

and I don’t know why.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

its cool

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 7/22/11)
90 1/3 IP, 102 K, 39 BB/HBP, 33 ER, 5 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i never know if this strauss/goold feud is jokes or not

not the first time i’ve seen goold mention that strauss blocked him on twitter

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

i just saw that also

what a strange situation. it appears real to me.

by bmorgan on Jul 29, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've only recently started paying attention to it

And I’ve been wondering the same thing. I’m guessing it’s real but they’d both downplay it a ton if asked. #Intrigue #Developing

by Merry CRasmus on Jul 29, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I once asked DG about something Strauss said in a piece

and he said that he had no idea what Strauss meant by anything.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend was at Goold's wedding

I just found that out a few months ago. I should ask her to get back in touch with Mrs. Goold and see what the straight scoop is.

by Merry CRasmus on Jul 29, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bernie
Ah, here we go. The orig. source: RT @miklasz Mozeliak told me that Tyler Greene has been recalled from Memphis; a DL move (Punto?) coming.

Link

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

we may have saturated coverage for tyler greene

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ignore that.

Didn’t like 5 players get injured last night so Punto’s not the only option?

It’s on repeat, but dgoold just said that and I somehow missed the original post.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the hell is this not green?

"Sometimes you scare me." - azruavatar

by spants on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I did my part like 6 hours ago.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

#LazyVEBers

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's clearly ridiculous. planes aren't allowed near the arch

thanks a lot 9-11

Goodnight, Sweet Prince. Colby Rasmus ~ June 7, 2005 ~ July 27, 2011

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a plane carrying a banner flying around downtown this evening.

Apparently someone hates Alcoholics Anonymous.

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck em

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks a lot, bin laden

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the one!

these margaritas are working

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cruz, punto, theriot, patterson,

DFA or demote one of them already Mo!

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

what's your problem with punto?

beside him not being able to play a week without getting hurt

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Jul 29, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops, I meant for him to be DL'd

Nothing wrong with him, he did win me that bet with azru after all.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

DL Punto, DFA Patterson

Promote Chambers

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Cruz going to the DL?

’cause of his finger, or what that was Laird. Whatever reason it was he left the game.

by sdrone on Jul 29, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

both of them

although Cruz’ was classified as a “hand contusion” so maybe his finger(s) weren’t involved much.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cruz, Hand contusion

Laird, Sprained finger
Molina, No knees

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

as to Cruz, those fucking hurt

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Punto to DL

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

i could not have predicted this weeks ago!

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Astros have a .333 winning percentage

That is all.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 29, 2011 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

SPLIT!

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

which gives them a 4-8 record against the 2011 cards

which is a…

.333 winning percentage

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm scared too.

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

lucky threes!

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did someone here say they worked for Zeus?

I’m wondering if you’re the “St. Louis based engineer” for the sales rep I had lunch with.

by sdrone on Jul 29, 2011 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

You heard it here first

If the Cardinals trade Miller before he has pitched multiple years in the ML rotation, I will stop my fandom until Mo and LaRussa are gone.

Just a pre-emptive strike. I’m guessing the Cardinals pay close attention to my level of interest.

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90 1/3 IP, 102 K, 39 BB/HBP, 33 ER, 5 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

they want top billing over the vols or no deal

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

presented without comment

W-L (Pythag)
MIL 57-49 (53-53)
PIT 54-49 (52-51)
STL 55-50 (56-49)
CIN 50-55 (55-50)
CHC 42-63 (42-63)
HOU 35-70 (40-65)

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not summing that up

nor will I disclose if I am a sociopath.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember when La Russa wrote Rolen a breakup letter?

Why isn’t that mentioned more often? How freaking weird is that?

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Scott
Don’t take your love away from me
Don’t you leave my heart in misery
If you go then I’ll be blue
’Cause breaking up his hard to do

Remember when you held me tight
And you kissed me all through the night
Think of all that we’ve been through
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

They say that breaking up is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it’s true
Don’t say that this is the end
Instead of breaking up I wish that we were making up again

I beg of you, don’t say goodbye
Can’t we give our love another try
Come on baby, let’s start a new
’Cause breaking up is hard to do

-TLR (Neil Sedaka)

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by OKCardsfan on Jul 29, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

recerrific

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do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Jul 29, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

beautiful

make it GREEN!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Jul 29, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

what...i don't even...WTF

JoeStrauss Joe Strauss

Many media critics of Raz’ trade rather fixate on Mo’, TLR role rather than on early over-the-top assessments of player. The #hpgf factor.

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

keep your friends close

keep your enemies closer?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 29, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

IHeartBoog did business with Joe Strauss, trusted Joe Strauss...

but IHeartBoog never trusted Joe Strauss.

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well fuck all

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey, that's my motto!

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by Dave Pendleton on Jul 29, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just let him go.

(and I ain’t talkin’ about Rasmus.)

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was interested in the goold fight

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's all he's doing...

the whole world thinks this was a lopsided deal except Joe Strauss. Talk about bloviating.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

potter reference always gets a rec

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90 1/3 IP, 102 K, 39 BB/HBP, 33 ER, 5 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Expelliarmus!!

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Constant Vigilance!

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our close rooms...the game of ball is glorious." Whitman

by pattimagee on Jul 29, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

as someone who believes Rasmus was and an "early over-the-top assessed player"

We still traded a cost controlled 3 WAR player for a LOOGY and 2 months of a starting pitcher.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you're forgetting the 2mo RHRP rental and

Corey F. Patterson

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

rather rather

rather rather

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do not mess with yadi f. molina

by il rosso on Jul 29, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Hummel

The Cardinals’ medical staff is reporting that catcher Tony Cruz, who suffered a bruised right hand on Thursday, is not hurt seriously, and, apparently neither is catcher Gerald Laird, who sustained a ring finger strain on his catching hand. Laird and Cruz will not be disabled.

Guess I am not supposed to hit Cruz or Laird in the knees anymore? I knew that Colby kid was lying when he told me this order came straight from TLR.

Theriot = what my dog poops out...

by arthropodtodd on Jul 29, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi will let them live, it seems.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over under on fingers amputated between the two: 2.5

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Trade

You know, after a couple of days I think I’ve come up with a way to make this trade more palatable (to me, at least, others may not gain much from this approach).

I’ve started thinking of the multi-player swap as two, distinct trades.

Trade 1 – three-way trade between CWS, TOR and STL – STL sends Colby Rasmus to TOR, TOR sends ??( I can’t even remember since I really don’t care) to CWS and Corey Patterson to STL, CWS send Edwin Jackson to STL.
              Analysis: terrible, terrible trade for the Cards, one of the worst ever

Trade 2 – STL sends T. Miller, Tallet and PJ Walters to TOR in exchange for Octavio Dotel and Marc Rzepcynski (did I spell that right?)
              Analysis: a clear win for the Cards, greatly upgrades the ’pen for the stretch run and possibly gains a compensatory pick for Dotel (possibly).

See, now we made one craptastic, horrible trade and one good trade.

(Like I said, this may not help everyone, but it helped me)

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

that's how my roommate who's less into rasmus thinks of it

he still wishes rasmus was on the team but he didn’t follow him through the minors since he moved to springfield after rasmus was gone.

by molina mo problems on Jul 29, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

dotel has an option

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

which we shouldn't pick up

I know that may complicate getting a pick, but I don’t think we need 40 y/o Dotel in the ’pen next year.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read a La Russa quote today.

“It might be worse tomorrow”
And
“We might have someone to help Friday.”

Since two of our catchers went down yesterday it made me think of who can play catcher in a pinch. I got really scared because Stavi is hanging out at AAA. But then I realized he’s not on the 40 man roster. The thought of Stavi made me think of Miles. I am predicting a move for Miles. Well at least TLR is asking for him. He obviously needs more grit.

by rumors on Jul 29, 2011 4:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

if we acquire a 5th 2B (6th if you want to count craig) i'm done

good night, see ya later, have a good year

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

Patterson, rf; Jay, cf; Pujols, 1b; Holliday, lf; Freese, 3b; Schumaker, 2b; Molina, c; Descalso, ss; Jackson, rhp

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh god

No

It…

No

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FIRE TONY LARUSSA
randy winn > corey patterson
twitter

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No he's actually serious.

Leach

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is absolute hell

For any of us the have to deal with Cubs fans regularly.

by Merry CRasmus on Jul 29, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is absolute hell

For any of us the have to deal with Cubs fans regularly. who root for the Cardinals.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

could be worse

you-know-who could be starting at SS

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inconceivable!!

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

First thing you wanna know about hpgf's, is that they're very proud creatures, very easily offended.

You do not want to insult a hpgf. It may just be the last thing you ever do. Now, who’d like to come and say hello?

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

"his name is carpenter"

“do not look at him directly in the eyes and be sure to run directly to first base”

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

an attempt to make Patterson into the new Brock?

but if when he fails, I will actually have to take a joke from cubs fans and agree with it…

by STLRegalia on Jul 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fire TLR

Seriously.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Patt Smear

Ceterum censeo La Russa ire necesse est.

by mattybobo on Jul 29, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

needs moar "WTF"

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

patterson!

let’s go!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. He's 6-10 off of Garza.

So when he’s 6-13 off of Garza next time he faces him, will he still be leading off?

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU THINK COREY PATTERSON ISN'T GOING TO HIT?

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I, um

Yeah.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep!

(in Dale Doback voice)

by STLRegalia on Jul 29, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

When will this exchange take place tonight?

Dan:
“Little surprising, Al, that you have Patterson leading off?”

Al:
“Not at all Dan. Patterson is hitting .600 against Garza. Tony’s playing the numbers.”

by goodymobb on Jul 29, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's like flipping a coin 10 times and getting 10 heads

and therefore assume the probability of another head is better because of it

arggggggggggggggggh

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...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Jul 29, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we throwing in the towel or what?

WHY DO WE HAVE THREE FUCKING CATCHERS ON THIS TEAM

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three catchers

Five middle infielders? Six? I’ve lost count.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = -0.1, Boog = 2.0 as of Jul 24
Bilingual Twitter

by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

SBN'd

2011 fWAR watch: Theriot = -0.1, Boog = 2.0 as of Jul 24
Bilingual Twitter

by Paulspike on Jul 29, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

flagged!

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

All i can do is laugh at this

HFS I miss RASMUS so much.

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by CodyG on Jul 29, 2011 4:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is a cry for help if I've ever seen one.

Get your markers and your white t-shirts on stand-by. It’s spelled “FURCAL”

Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?

by a fink on Jul 29, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

please get well soon

Berkman and Craig

They asked the question last night if Craig might come up before the earlier projected 8/1. I don’t know why not, if he’s OK to play a full game at Memphis, surely he could contribute as much as Patterson.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, this.

As ugly as things look right now, Craig and Berk make us a LOT better.

Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?

by a fink on Jul 29, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you not see

this last night? It was basically the same thing as a double off the wall!

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's just been DHing and taking infield practice

nothing in the field yet

Goodnight, Sweet Prince. Colby Rasmus ~ June 7, 2005 ~ July 27, 2011

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

I thought I read here that he had started at 2B a couple of times. I guess that’s why he’s still in Memphis.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing Mo hurried up and got that Rasmus bum out of here

The Cardinals needed a backup right fielder for when Berkman couldn’t play b/c he was getting an MRI on his shoulder. Rasmus would probably refuse to play right field and then go off in the corner and play X-Box or something.

/PD Board Commenting

I wonder… Did LaRussa not bother paying attention to all of those years when Dusty Baker gave away outs while Corey Patterson hit lead off? I swear this organization is actively trying to pay back all of the gift screw-ups the other teams in the division have given away.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 29, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the FUCK.

GEE, YOU KNOW, THIS WAS AN ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY WONDERFUL TIME TO TRADE OUR STARTING CENTER FIELDER WHEN TWO OF OUR FIVE OUTFIELDERS CAN’T HOLD A BAT!

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by hr on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

Mo fucked up in spades on this one.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually pretty nice lineup sans Patterson

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Patterson is an upgrade?
@RobRains
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by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

over theriot? probably.

Actually, you know what, I don’t even know. I want to throw up.

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by hr on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

all this is really making me wish Wong were a little closer to being useful

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean, theriot has a .412 OPS since june 19th.

it can’t really get worse than that.

not the president of the -0.2 WAR AAAA shortstop club

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a type, right?

You mean OBP, right?

Right?

Right?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

the liquor store by my joint was out of the trippel.

i was heartbroken.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

What'd you get?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

sierra nevada summerfest.

my buddy is obsessed with the brand at the moment so i thought i’d try it out.

not the president of the -0.2 WAR AAAA shortstop club

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's....alright.

not quite as light as i was hoping.

not the president of the -0.2 WAR AAAA shortstop club

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

cubs lineup tonight

SS Castro, 2B Barney, 3B Ramirez, 1B Pena, CF Byrd, C Soto, LF Soriano, RF Colvin, P Garza

FIRE TONY LARUSSA
randy winn > corey patterson
twitter

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 29, 2011 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

duh.

FIRE TONY LARUSSA
randy winn > corey patterson
twitter

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 29, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well since this is usually false, not an obvious statement.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish we had barney.

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then I was all, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife"

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

"hadron collider? i hardly knew her!"

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

"That's her OH- face"

What is Corey Patterson doing in Tyler Greene's spot on the 25-man roster?

by Robth on Jul 29, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

what is wrong with you?

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I was going to make a periodic table joke

But all the good ones argon

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

There was a reddit thread with them a few days back

On the front page.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols two hits away from 2,000 hits.

There’s one reason to watch game.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Patterson 18 unintentional walks shy of 200...

it’s taken him 12 years and 4,400 trips to the plate to get this far…

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck intentionally walked Patterson 22 times?!!

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing most of those were to get to a pitcher

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

Uh… Carlos Zambrano has been worth more as a hitter than Corey Patterson.

Patterson has been worth 6.25 fWAR as a hitter (removing his fielding and baserunning) in 4,446 plate appearances whil Zambrano has been worth 8.1 fWAR as a hitter in 701 plate appearances.

Seriously shoot me now.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No I'm saying Corey Patterson sucks ass.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gross! That's nasty.

Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?

by a fink on Jul 29, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well look at you Mr. Judgmental

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wash first!

geez.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quit being charitable regarding Patterson's baseball abilities

He’s nowhere near the level of sucking ass yet.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 29, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR did it this year

sad but true

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Jul 29, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fire TLR

I’m not surprised at all. And the pitcher wasn’t on deck…

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 29, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well he was 1 for 3 against that pitcher, so .333 is a pretty good average.

The next guy was 3 for 11, so you have to choose to pitch to him.

Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?

by a fink on Jul 29, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

heard in my clinic today

“The Pollock looked pretty good last night.”

Gotta love these vets!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 29, 2011 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

is he Polish?

I figured that was a good possibility, some eastern European country. My daughters asked and that’s the best guess I could come up with.

BTW, have we (VEB) agreed yet on Scrabble? I didn’t get to read last night’s gamethread so I’m not sure if this has been covered. I like it (scrabble) but could also see Rzlsjdfoeo (Rz followed by random letters) working too.

by ArkansasTravs on Jul 29, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've known a lot of people with names like that.

It’s Polish.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ease up on the acronyms poindexter

the game is played on the field not on excel spreadsheets

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"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously, get Corey Patterson the fuck off my team

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 5:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This is easily going to be the most enduring annoyance of this Colby Rasmus trade

Yes, our depth in the OF is worse. Yes, next year we’ll regret it.

But…yes, Corey Patterson is batting leadoff for a team in contention. My team. The Cardinals.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I blame Marty McFly

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the power of suck

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sorry now i can't stop

don’t take money, don’t take fame
just some rentals and players to be named
worse than five tools, and team control
but it’s proof tony is an a-hole
that’s the power of suck

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

.291 career OBP, dude!

Guy is a leadoff hitter…. WITH SPEED!

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Our lineup August 10th:

Furcal-SS
Jay-CF
Pujols-1B
Holliday-LF
Berkman-RF
Freese-3B
Craig-2B
Yadi-C

Is Jon Jay the new Willie McGee?

by a fink on Jul 29, 2011 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Our lineup August 10th:

Furcal-SS Greene-SS
Jay-CF
Pujols-1B
Holliday-LF
Berkman-RF
Freese-3B
Craig-2B
Yadi-C

PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!

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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reality

Theriot — SS
Jay — CF
Pujols – 1B
Holliday - LF
Yadi – C
Skip —2B
Patterson
-RF
DD- 3B

by gocards62 on Jul 29, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is just an awful, awful offense.

And the defense is nothing special, and probably below average in total.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

aces & spaces

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, why is Corey Patterson on our team and not Adron Chambers?

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

apocalypse

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been wondering the same...

maybe acquiring the Cubs’ worst players is a new strategy of some kind. Jeff Samardzija and Darwin Barney in 2014?

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

then we pass them to the Reds...

let’s see, the Astros are still passing players to the Phillies
are the Pirates still developing players for the cubs?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

I should just have clipboard open with “Because TLR”

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jul 29, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

mark your calendars

reunited and it feels so good

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

who knows

 

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

"One day Colby, we will meet again

Though we will be exiled from this sea of red, we will meet again. It will be in a rainy city and you will have traveled from a land far away, but we will meet again"

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jul 29, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

by the way, in the first pic

you can make out Kyle Lohse holding his hand up waiting for his high-five
while they complete their private greeting

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

either way that gives people plenty of time to compose one-act plays.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, i forgot about that commercial

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean... the song, right?

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's a commercial about finding lost pets that has that in it

didn’t know it was an actual song

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

not everything is about Clifford, pj

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know this has been said a thousand times...

but Theriot and, now Patterson, are just killing any enjoyment I had watching this team. I can’t stop thinking about how much they suck. Didn’t Mo watch those Cubs teams all those years?

by raisin1 on Jul 29, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The Cardinals are trading off players I enjoy watching

And replacing them with players I don’t enjoy watching

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's part of this that hasn't been mentioned much...

acquiring the worst players from a terrible team that also happens to be your biggest rival really kills a fan’s sense of identity. I (sports) hate Ryan Theriot and Corey Patterson and loved it that they were so awful for the Cubs. Part of me enjoys watching this team lose now because I can’t stand these players.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly

I could stomach them getting good Cubs players. But the ones that were so bad that not even the Cubs wanted them anymore?

by DiscoJer on Jul 29, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh the mysterious dead-hour of VEB

it’s mysterious.

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Jul 29, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

people driving home from work

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

St. Louis quittin' time

Meanwhile, it’s 3:30 here and this place goes silent.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

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2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm two beers in.

sucks to suck, mojo.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what, nevermind

It does suck to suck.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

two hours ago i was sitting in an office i'm sick with people i'm ready to kill.

now i’m sitting at home enjoying a cold one and loving life. thanks, weekend.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, here's what our lineup could be tonight if we were run competently....

descalso 2b
jay rf
pujols 1b
holliday lf
rasmus cf
freese 3b
molina c
ryan ss
lohse p

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Kyle Lohse isn't a member of a competently run team...

descalso 2b
jay rf
pujols 1b
holliday lf
rasmus cf
freese 3b
molina c
ryan ss
haren p

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's things you've got to give.

we were absolutely signing kyle lohse after 2008. did we give him too many years and too much cash? hell yeah we did, but he was going to be part of the team. the mulder trade looked decent at the time.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boras vs. Mo isn't a fair fight...

meanwhile, the pressure to extend Jackson grows.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

4/16

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

assuming we only have the players we actually have, this is what i would do

skip – RF
jay – CF
pujols- 1B
holliday – LF
freese – 3B
molina – C
descalso – SS
theriot – 2B
pitcher

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the problem is that lineup still sucks.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would be nice to acquire a power-hitting center fielder and shift Jay over to RF until Berkman gets back.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We've got a ton of right handed relievers...

maybe parlay those into a power hitting CFer.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

berkman is injured is why this sucks. and so is craig. assuming you can play one of them,

then you can take out one of descalso, skip, or theriot. assuming you can play both of them, you can take out two of descalso/skip/theriot. everything will be fine in a couple of days.

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

In conclusion we should not have traded Colby

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

we shouldn't have traded him, regardless.

unless……..you were going to bring top-flight talent in return.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great news!

It may be a long shot and completely ridiculous, but there’s a chance we won’t have to deal with La Russa next year and in the process be able to laugh at another team who does.

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by cardinalswsbound on Jul 29, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Super Joe!
Joe McEwing, the White Sox’s 38-year-old Triple-A manager, is considered a top managerial prospect. He started his career playing for La Russa in 1998 and ‘99, and La Russa remains a huge supporter. He probably will be a big-league coach next year, most likely La Russa’s bench coach. In Chicago.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a pretty laughable article

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just looked at our real lineup tonight...

The Cardinals are sincerely trying to win the division, and yet they use Corey Patterson as a lead off hitter.

Corey Patterson, the guy that never walks and has a sub .300 career OBP.

by DiscoJer on Jul 29, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Can anyone direct me to Colby's regressed BA and OBP

based on batted ball profile? Or just do it for me? I know I’ve seen it somewhere

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Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 7/22/11)
90 1/3 IP, 102 K, 39 BB/HBP, 33 ER, 5 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 6:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

It's basically what his ZiPS projections are, I believe

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

Didn’t somene also post a comment that broke down exactly what colby would do if he matched his profile perfectly? Like down to number of doubles, triples, walks, etc?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 7/22/11)
90 1/3 IP, 102 K, 39 BB/HBP, 33 ER, 5 HR, 2.96 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 29, 2011 6:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

or you could use his wOBAr

which is adjusted by park and batted ball rates. It’s .340.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's a

blue jays game thread up with 0 comments atm. just saying.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 29, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Who else thinks trading Lohse and putting Scrabble in the rotation is a good idea?

Could we get a shortstop for Lohse if we ate his salary?

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

none of this will happen so it doesn't matter

but if you’re going that route i’d rather us see put lohse on waivers, have someone claim him, and then they can pay his salary and we get nothing in return.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scrabble probably isn't ready to start...

but we could probably cobble something together between him, Lynn, and KMac. If we picked up Lohse’s salary I’m sure many teams would be interested.

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

that NTC might put an ugly dent in that idea

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Er

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be up for not picking up Carpenter next year unless he'll sign for $10m or so

and then going Waino/Garcia/Lohse/Scrabble/Westy with Miller to come. Re-sign Pujols and then we’ve got a lot of money to spend on a SS or a 2B. I could even see trying to pull a trade for Hanley (if there’s any real chance he can stick there).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jul 30, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

twitter is a shitty medium for this, rui

you use a proxy, right? forget to turn it off? were you messing with the hosts file trying to block ads?

if it’s a flash issue, you should be able to confirm. youtube videos would’t play, etc.

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope, no proxy. KC's not in the blackout area

Nothing to do with host files, though turning off ad-blocker isn’t a terrible idea

Youtube works fine

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

AFAIK

it’s cause it’s a different MLB market.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just stays at this screen forever

And my computer is getting too hot for what should be a simple function

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

then i dunno

you may try and reinstall flash, but if it’s doing the same thing in chrome, it’s not likely a flash issue

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

right click on it, go to flash settings and disable hardware acceleration

that’s my best guess

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Box score and all of those functions work

The highlights will play

I just can’t get the live video

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

disable/reinstall nexdef?

i’d still give disabling hardware acceleration a shot if you’re having heat issues, though

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reinstalled nexdef and now it doesn't even get to this point

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you try it when it wasn't installed at all?

that tells me that it’s got something to do with that pugin

have you upgraded to lion yet? it took them like a year to make the plugin compatible with win7

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, not yet

But I did install the latest update to Snow Leopard, and I think that’s about when it stopped working for me

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

milb.tv works

What the fuck

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that still using silverlight?

either way, the MLB.tv player is way heavier

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just uninstall nexdef completely

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well by reinstalled I actually meant installed

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you tried kicking it?

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

thoughts

1. Our former CF is smooth.
2. Our new CF is somewhat callipygian.

by tomsteele on Jul 29, 2011 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

...
@JoeStrauss
Joe Strauss
Hearing SS now Cards priority. Hearing more likely than not Mo’ pulls off another deal before deadline. Rumored move IMO a difference-maker.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

please let it be true.

just please don’t trade shelby.

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

deploy the unicorns

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is actually good news

isn’t it?

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

shelby for furcal? hell yeah.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

furcal is not a difference maker

they are not trading shelby unless they are getting jose reyes

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps

 i was about to say “he may be an asshole, but he’s not an idiot.” but then i remembered the irony debacle.

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you not seen Theriot play?

Furcal could be a difference maker compared to him. My 4 mo old son could be difference maker compared to theriot.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't see Strauss describing Furcal as a difference maker

sounds like Reyes

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

rosenthal for miles?

Goodnight, Sweet Prince. Colby Rasmus ~ June 7, 2005 ~ July 27, 2011

by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no more theri-blows

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

if Strauss is saying a deal is going to get done, then a deal is going to get done.

Later Shelby.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

course he won't share the rumored move

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, except needs one change
@JoeStrauss
Joe Strauss
Hearing SS now Cards priority. Hearing more likely than not Mo’ pulls off another deal before deadline.

There, now it’s just reporting instead of Strauss’ usual bullshit conjecture.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's be real

It’s probably Jason Bartlett or some shit like that.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maaaaaan. I just ate.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently he's not available.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that bad? i think that would be a good deal for us.

not a difference-making deal, but a good deal.

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather flip them Dotel.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

so would i. but i doubt anyone else wants him.

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dotel+Kozma then.

and they can have theriot back.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way they'd take him

dodgers are looking for cheap, controlled players.

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by hr on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like IHB said below.

He ain’t worth Boggs right now.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be okay with that trade

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i could deal with this.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would not rage over this

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

hfs i just looked at his numbers

he is AWFUL.

his wOBA is .236. his SLG is lower than his OBP, which is only .267. this guy isn’t worth boggs. it has to be barmes. HAS TO BE.

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

4.2 fWAR last year

wtf happened to this guy

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

barmes has much prettier numbers

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and isn't available.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

tweeter said so.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

McTaggert, among others

So, it’s legit.

Stupid probably, but legit.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinda like that time we said we weren't going to trade rasmus?

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

BABIP, mostly

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Combination of shitty performance and getting unlucky

He’s a great bouncback candidate, but probably not much better than Greene going forward.

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

147 PA

he’s been hurt. He’s getting old, but he’s a decent bet to improve back towards his career #s. ZIPS ROS has him at .309 wOBA, which is still better than Theriot, and he’s a much better fielder.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm scared

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

strauss is circling and that is bad bad bad

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

same

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 30, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

What would you trade for Marco Scutaro and salary relief?

2011:$5M
2012:$6M club option/$3M player option ($1.5M buyout)

.258/.332/.364 this year. UZR tends to think he’s a few runs below average at SS.

Big enough upgrade over Theriot to be worth trading for?

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

doesn't seem like anything descalso can't do

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess a better question is what would you trade for Marco Scutaro without salary relief

Not sure why I included that.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd rather Philly lose

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

Philly’s going to the playoffs anyway, and with COREY FUCKING PATTERSON leading off for us, we need every bit of help to the magic number we can get….

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but fuck Philly

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

they look pretty imposing

Philly over SF in 6 in the NLCS. Total time of all 6 games < 15 hrs.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Jon Jay.

I used to not mind seeing him in the lineup every so often. But now, I get this feeling of dread when I see the lineup and see Jay in CF, and I think, “that’s the best we can put out there. Every day, no matter how bad it gets.” And then I see Corey Patterson and I feel like I have to vomit.

"Skipper, we're losing the crowd. Put it our new novelty act."
"Darn it! I already put in the circus clown!"
"Yeah, but he bunted. Clowns are only funny when they swing away!"

by KlausChadman on Jul 29, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

He's like the girl you had something on the side with...

but then you’re GF who’s a model catches you and you can’t stand the sight of her anymore. I get it…

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, I've been to the game thread from yesterday

and he really did not have Lohse PH in the bottom of the ninth inning, while down two runs. That did not happen, right?

by mattyfrommo on Jul 29, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Berkman was the only bench guy left.

If Pujols or Holliday had reached, Berkman was going to hit.

by TBender on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

we had three injuries

and the only guy on the bench was Berkman, who was only 2 days away from a shot.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jul 29, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony didn't plan for having three (3) players injured in the same game

Berkman, who wasn’t supposed to be available, was the only guy left. Pujols & Holliday made the first two outs. If either of them had reached I’m pretty sure Berkman would’ve batted. As pissed off with Tony as I am, I can’t really blame him for that.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

//////////thanks all

and I’m still blaming Tony, because a lefty hitting bench guy would have made more sense.

by mattyfrommo on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, and Freese was lifted for a PR at some point

seriously, if it had gone to extras we were completely hosed.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese should be DL'd if he can't run

this team is so fucking frustrating

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah...

carnage all over the place last night.

What’s worse: Lohse as our last, best hope, or the mang swinging feebly against Melancon?

DFA Patterson!!!

by guayzimi on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be ridiculous

Why would they do something lik—

HEY GUYZ LOOK AT ME I’M A BATTER

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Apparently

Jason Bartlett was recently removed from tonight’s starting lineup.

):

You only did it so that you could wear terry underwear and feel the city air run past your body

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 29, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

oh for fuck's fucking sake

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This better not happen

He’s not WORSE than Theriot, but he’s not really an upgrade

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by mysterui on Jul 29, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not a fucking difference-maker, that's for sure

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he a difference maker, even?

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course not.

"I kinda like the Wong" -Aranathor

by Alxfritz on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

strauss has been banging the drum since january

i’m going to be sick

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by YesWeOquendo on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

.245/.309/.299

HE’S EVEN WORSE THAN THERIOT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE OH GOD

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

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by IHeartBoog on Jul 29, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're going to get someone that bad at hitting

You might as well trade for an all-glove guy like Brendan Ryan or something OH WAIT

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please please no

Free Tyler Greene - Secretary of WAR and defense.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 29, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god

What have I done.

TRADE FOR RICH HARDEN

Most recent start: 5.1 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 4 BB, 6 K @ NYY
2011 stats: 4.63 ERA, 4.82 FIP, 3.54 xFIP

by mojowo11 on Jul 29, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

this way to the

game thread

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

welp this trade is a bust

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by prophetjohn on Jul 29, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, once again, we have heard from a self-proclaimed expert

"IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD"

by Colorado Cardinal on Aug 1, 2011 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

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