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NEW YORK, NY - JULY 21: Matt Holliday #7 of the St. Louis Cardinals misses a ball hit by Lucas Duda #21 of the New York Mets during their game on July 21, 2011 at Citi Field in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

While I deal with my second catastrophic computer failure in a month--one a PC and one a Mac, so as to avoid breaking the no-politics-and-religion rule even in my darkest hour--enjoy this fresh and basically empty morning thread, while I try to figure out how to avoid spending the rest of my life in the university library.

It being Friday I do have a new Alex Fritz story to plug, though, a long-awaited combination of two of his favorite things: insinuating creepiness into the lives of the Cardinals' off-the-field personnel and The 'burbs, starring Tom Hanks. 

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