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The Cardinals start revising their roster

The Cardinals' roster looks now like it's going to look for the rest of the season, in general; from the moment they decided on offense over defense, and lost Adam Wainwright for the year, this team had a shape, and to change it now would involve the kind of desparate-at-worst midseason trading they have no particular reason to make.

But with the losses mounting I'm glad they've begun working at the margins. Miguel Batista was pitching badly, but the big problem about his bad pitching was that if he'd finally put things together the upside wouldn't even have been Ryan Franklin--it would just be Miguel Batista, somewhere in the vicinity of replacement level. I'd still like to see Jess Todd in the bullpen to attempt to stabilize it somewhere in the vicinity of adequacy, but Lance Lynn's new high-fastball routine seems pretty well-suited to a short stint in the bullpen.

Meanwhile, a spot on the 40-man roster opens up--at least temporarily. Bryan Augenstein has been rehabbing for a few days now, making relief-sized appearances, and at some point he'll have to be brought onto the roster lest the Cardinals risk losing him to some other bargain-hunting team. (After a close-up look at his fastball out of the bullpen--and with Lynn the official long reliever in the bullpen--I'm not sure I or the Cardinals would mind the risk, depending on what they planned to do with that last spot in his stead.)

Batista in the bullpen wouldn't have sunk the Cardinals by himself, but the team had some problems, of roster flexibility and of bullpen composition and of the utterly depressing idea of that bullpen even if all members performed at their best, and they solved all of them without expending any resources. I don't think John Mozeliak is in a position to fix this team midseason, if it is in fact broken, but he could do some good things in the revision process.

Star-divide

Next on the list--shoring up the infield, which is not at all difficult given the erosion the Cardinals have experienced there all year. Nick Punto is a few days away from replacing Pete Kozma, which should go part of the way toward dealing with Tyler Greene's total offensive collapse; David Freese will go the rest of the way by setting Daniel Descalso free.

With Lance Berkman otherwise engaged for the next four to six weeks the Cardinals will at least be able to gain some ground on defense, where the difference between Berkman and Jay is probably greater than the difference between Berkman and Pujols.

It's the rotation that defies revision. Tony La Russa has flatly denied the flatly La Russian move, which would be to throw Kyle McClelaln into the closer's role and bring Lance Lynn out as the fifth starter, and the next potential move in the farm system, bringing Shelby Miller up at 20, isn't revision at all--it's introducing a new hero at a moment's notice, with the distinct possibility that he will have to return anticlimactically to his home planet sometime in August.  

This rotation causes the anxiety that it does because we're in the awkward position of waiting for Chris Carpenter's luck to even out while we also wait for Kyle Lohse and Kyle McClellan's luck to even out. It could get better if Carpenter's results begin to match his peripherals, or if Jake Westbrook's command returns, but if we're going to hope for that we might as well hope for Lohse to continue to pitch like Carpenter.

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It got to the point where when I saw Miguel Batista walk to the mound, I’d ask my wife what she wanted to watch on TV.

by Alfie Crow on Jun 23, 2011 8:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Same here

“damn you Batista” became a common phrase in my house

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 23, 2011 8:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

mine was

“aaaaand we’re done”

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

"GOB, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!!!!"

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like Bottenfield again.

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by Dave Pendleton on Jun 23, 2011 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

What I say everytime...

after I eat too much spicy food.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember that time we traded him for Jim Edmonds?

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by jd is legend on Jun 23, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that would be a good one to pull again.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 23, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

K-Mac for Reyes

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by jd is legend on Jun 23, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

which reyes?

be moar specific!!

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2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE BAD ONE.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

al.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 23, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd always say OOOOHHHH NNNNOOOOOO

Mrs. Nation finally just started yelling “Batista?” from another room or something.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 23, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dumping Batista.....

what took so long? I was hoping for that after 3 appearances.

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by Dave Pendleton on Jun 23, 2011 8:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Encouraging tidbits regarding rotation

1. Traditionally, Westbrook is better in the 2nd half.
2. Carp cannot continue to be this unlucky.
3. There is something different about Loshe this season. He’s not the ace he looked like to begin the season, but he is much better than past two seasons. He threw 1.5 bad pitches last night, and they were hammered.
4. Hotme Garcia

Only real concern for me is K-Mac. I think he hits a wall sooner, rather than later. I just hope Mo/Tony make good roster decisions when it happens.

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 23, 2011 8:17 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Everyone is freaking out about McClellan because of his low k/9

Which makes sense but he isn’t walking anyone either (although he had 4 this last game), which is a big plus. He appears to be a serviceable mid to back if the rotation starter

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 23, 2011 10:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I hope I'm not jinxing this whole thing, but

didn’t we get a really good year from Piniero when he did the exact same thing?

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

But he was haunted!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jinkies!

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by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps the ghost of christie matthewson

is semi-inhabiting kmac?

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 23, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pineiro also had a ground ball percentage over 60 for the year

I know McClellan is over 50, but I can’t remember what is average and I don’t know if he should be expected to sustain that or not.

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by mattybobo on Jun 23, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pineiro almost never walked anyone, while keeping a very low HR rate

Kmac’s BB rate is good, not exceptional, and his HR rate is pretty bad (though xFIP does help a bit)

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there's that stuff too

Piñeiro’s HR rates were excellent as well, which was kind of the unheralded part of his success. Chris Carpenter was ridiculously good at not giving up homers that year, even better than Piñeiro. Carpenter was first in the majors in HR/9 and third in HR/FB. I think Piñeiro was fifth and eighth, respectively.

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by mattybobo on Jun 23, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, so I went ahead and poked around on Fangraphs

McClellan is at 53.6%, which is ninth best in the NL. Also, Westbrook is first in the NL and major leagues at 62.9%. Garcia is sixth in the NL at 55.2%. Piñeiro was easily tops in the majors in 2009.
So I guess McClellan’s GB rate could be considered “elite” or “excellent” or some word like that. Which is quite a bit better than I realized he was doing.

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by mattybobo on Jun 23, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he's still allowing a lot of dingers, I can't see how the GB rate is helping him all that much.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, aren't groundballs supposed to correlate with fewer homers?

The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain

by mattybobo on Jun 23, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

normally

but I higher FB/HR ratio may through that off.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 23, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering if that were true for GB pitchers, no actual research on my part but

when i was playing around with Fangraphs a couple of days ago I noticed the guys who had the higher HR/FB, there were a lot more guys with high GB%. I was wondering if I just suck at observations or there’s actually something to that.
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=pit&lg=nl&qual=520&type=8&season=2011&month=0&season1=2004&ind=0

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

my link sucks

I thought it would link to the HR/GB being sorted from Highest to lowest when done.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, I'm pretty sure it's just my bad observation skills.

I was just wondering if there’s any reason why guys with 45-60% make up a majority of the top 20-30 or so I saw.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many people got on base in his last start?

How many of those were erased by a double play?

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 23, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sad that we've forgotten the ñ

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Jun 23, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But Pineiro was also walking batters at a Cliff Lee-esque clip that season, while inducing an insane number of GBs. Sinkerballers are weird.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 23, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was speaking

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 23, 2011 11:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

More to a "fatigue" wall

He’s looking at huge innings increase

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 23, 2011 11:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He is not a middle of the rotation starter, he is a fifth starter who could easily be replaced.

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"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

1. I believe you.
2. I just traded for him in my fantasy team!
3. Lohse looks very good. Solid number 2 starter good.
4. is hot

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse

I got tired and turned the game off last night after the 7th. Did Kyle pitch the 8th? Other than the one inning (and couple of pitches) I thought he was very good last night. The last couple of innings I watched (6th, 7th) were very efficient, no real hard contact, etc. It’s just too bad that the long flies hit off Lohse were down the line whereas the couple of long flies we hit against Lee were both towards center.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 23, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He went 8 and only gave up the 3.

Did a good job for the most part. Too bad he was going to have to be perfect.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 23, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Lohse pitched the eighth as well and did fine against the bottom of their order. Got a Lee double-play to end it.

One of the HR’s was definitely a bad pitch (can’t remember which one), the other was a decent pitch that got hit hard.

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by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pitch to Rollins

was supposed to be a down and in breaking ball but was up and just a little bit over the plate. Howard’s, I don’t really recall that much except that, when he hit it, I thought it might not make it out since it was opposite field.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 23, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it seems that the Cardinals are well on their way to shattering the GIDP record

can someone please explain to me why the hell we’re not using the suicide squeeze more? A classic example was last night, after Lohse was on 3rd last night (with Yadi at 1st, after a single). Why oh why didn’t they give Jay the green light to bunt for an almost certain run? Classic “bird in the hand” mentality.

It doesn’t seem that complicated to me – the more times you have a RISP, the more opportunities you have to drive in runs. Worse case scenario, I would MUCH rather have a runner stranded in scoring position that to keep witnessing these agonizing double plays! Oh, how I long for the days of Whiteyball!

by peppermartin on Jun 23, 2011 8:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Whiteyball!

At the risk of being called old and nostalgic again I’m going to agree with you. TLR is just a different animal and he doesn’t train the team to play small ball that well, it seems to me.
Lohse might be able to pull off a squeeze if he’s playing for Whitey because he’d probably have been drilled for it and Whitey would have the balls to try it. But not on a TLR team. Tony reminds me somewhat of Earl Weaver…get ’em on, drive ’em in.

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 23, 2011 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which also happens to be the most efficient way to score runs

Unless you have a ton of guys that steal bases at a 75% or better clip, attempting to steal bases at a high rate has a negative run expectation.

Back in ‘05 and ’06 we led the major leagues in scoring runs via the squeeze play. I hate to agree with Tim McCarver, but bunting is not something that’s drilled to death in the minor leagues anymore, even for pitchers. I also think that there’s been a lot of changes in how the defense prepares for a squeeze play, that make it more and more difficult to pull off.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 23, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

It isn't very efficient to squeeze, in a vacuum,

but I’m kinda like the other guys above. This is Cliff Lee here. Any run scored is a good run scored.

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by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Squeeze with your best SP this year on third?

I don’t see that as an ideal move. Too many risks(health), aside from the play itself being risky in run production. I love the squeeze, but it has its place.

by CardFaninTTown on Jun 23, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Especially since...

Oquendo didn’t send Lohse on the base hit that got Lohse to third from 2nd.

by Jumsy on Jun 23, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's just it!

We just don’t seem to be very good at some of the fundamentals. It makes the offense sort of one-dimensional and predictable. Clearly, other teams are taking advantage of this.

by peppermartin on Jun 23, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fundamentals?

Or inefficient tactics?

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 23, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I look like your biographer?

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by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

though I agree about squeeze plays in general

I think you are talking about the 3rd inning when Lohse singled. Kozma was unable to bunt him over, then Theriot singled, Lohse stopped at 3rd.

The potential bunter was Jay, and as a lefty, not a good candidate for the suicide squeeze.

by baked mcbride on Jun 23, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

precisely

larussa already gets freaked out when lohse tries to throw a ball home from left field, do you really want a starter diving to home head first?
that, and we can’t bunt

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by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno why but this made me laugh
larussa already gets freaked out when lohse tries to throw a ball home from left field

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 23, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The squeeze is far from a guaranteed run

First of all, you can’t call the play all the time, or the opposition will start to expect it. Its value is in its surprise factor. Secondly, Jay is fast enough that he will beat out most double play balls. He got unlucky last night. Third of all, it’s the starting pitcher on 3rd base, and a squeeze has the potential for a dangerous play at the plate.

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by jd is legend on Jun 23, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jon Jay GIDP

Jay has a ground ball rate of over 60% and last night was his 8th GIDP. While I don’t think that the suicide was the right play, I also don’t think that a GIDP with Cliff Lee pitching was unexpected.

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by Green Man! on Jun 23, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently you haven't been watching the games this season

This team couldn’t bunt a baseball properly with a log.

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by Ray DeRousse on Jun 23, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 cents worth.....in a bad economy.......

doesn’t amount to much, but here’s mine for the kitty.
I don’t think I’d move K-Mac to the pen. I’d stick with him for awhile, as tempting as it is to bring in Lynn.
Now that Batista’s gone, the next thing is to stick a fork in Franklin. He’s served his purpose here but he’s done and is merely dead weight.
As far as Carpenter and his luck…well, there’s another way to look at it. The team needs more luck when he’s pitching. Carp hasn’t been the Carp we use to know but he’s pitched well enough to win.
I can’t help but like Descalso. He’s not David Freese but he’s done a great job at 3rd and hits when it counts. This year’s infield folly isn’t near as bad as last year, and the team is hitting more than last year. Even with ss and 2b being what it is, the pen is the weakest link in the chain…but…Rasmus really needs to get his act together or he’s going to become trade bait.

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 23, 2011 9:00 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't know if anything has changed

But yesterday afternoon Tony said the plan was to use Lynn in the bullpen.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jun 23, 2011 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm for it.

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by Dave Pendleton on Jun 23, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Has Lynn ever worked out of the bullpen previously?

If that experiment fails, at least we know McClellan successfully work in relief.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jun 23, 2011 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Er.

Lynn should be great in the pen, but he is also probably better than Mac in the rotation.

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by hazel on Jun 23, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I asked you this in yesterday's thread

What leads you to believe this?

McClellan has better secondary pitches and better control with a similar fastball. I don’t see why Lynn would get the benefit of the doubt over someone who’s been pretty successful in the rotation so far this season.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 23, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because Lynn is a better pitcher.

“Experience” like Kmac’s doesn’t count for shit IMO. He’s a below average starter who has lucked into a decent line. His BABIP is .260.

When Joel Pineiro had his very good season with the Cards, his ERA was 3.49. Mac’s ERA is 3.73, but he is walking more than twice as many people and giving up more than twice as many HRs. He is a ticking time bomb sitting in one of the spots where it would be easiest for us to upgrade.

Lynn strikes out more batters but gives up about the same number of walks and has the upside of actual stuff backing up his results. Mcclellan is the missing link between Brad Thompson and Jeff Suppan.

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by hazel on Jun 23, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kmac has the high gb rate

xFIP’s like 4.10, which is pretty solid. I think he’s probably a bit better than Lynn.

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by vivaelpujols on Jun 23, 2011 1:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah

KMC’s K/BB rate in MLB as a starter, while low, is higher than Lynn’s AAA K/BB. And KMC was much better than Lynn in the minors as well, albeit one level lower at age 23.

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by SleepyCA on Jun 23, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what Joel Piniero has to do with anything

I’m not even sure why he’s being brought up here.

It seems to me that they are similar pitchers. If we move K-Mac back to the bullpen to make way for Shelby Miller next year, that’s different. To do it for a guy who’s only marginally better, or might even be marginally worse, makes little sense.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 23, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lynn has 2-3 mph on his fastball compared to McClellan

and maybe more than that depending on the veracity of reports from last year. Per pitch f/x, they get similar movement on their fastball as well. (McClellan, Lynn) I’m not a Lynn advocate but he clearly has a better fastball than McClellan the starter.

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by azruavatar on Jun 23, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the idea of keeping it how it is. Mac has been solid and we know what we have.

We could even switch them later in the year as Mac’s innings get up there, but for now I’ll stick with what’s working.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

How so?

In that you think KMac’s peripherals don’t support his success?

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

Mcclellan just scares the crap out of me. He’s obviously a lot better than Batista, but he still walks too many and K’s too few to sustain his current performance. The thing is, the team is in a really rough spot right now, and I think instead of them trying to maintain what has been going okay, they should be looking to improve the spots where it is possible.

After third base, where we should be getting Freese back soon, Mcclellan and Theriot are the next two spots where and upgrade would be easiest. The problem with SS is that our upgrade fell flat on his face in the majors and the next closest guy is Ryan Jackson. Fifth starter may not seem like it’s the place where a team can gain a lot, but I think it’s quite likely that Lynn is at least a win better than Mac for the balance of the year.

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by hazel on Jun 23, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Theriot's walk rate is 6.1%?

That’s terrible. Of course, with absolutely no power, why wouldn’t a pitcher challenge him?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

My point was that his walk rate is not good.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess

But league average OBP from the leadoff spot is .330, and there are only 4 teams in the NL higher than Theriot’s .350

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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looking at his OBP,

I thought his walk rate would be better because he has a good OBP. He has a .329 BABIP, which isn’t horribly inflated for his slappy hitting style, but I worry that it will come down a bit. My worry is that Theriot the worthwhile leadoff hitter is very similar to Schumaker the worthwhile leadoff hitter. Each has to hit for a .300ish average to be a good leadoff hitter (and also to even deserve to play). We’ve seen Theriot fall to unplayable levels in recent seasons, just as Skip has, and I’m bracing myself for a return of that unlucky, low-OBP, no-glove player.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

What do you mean unplayable?

The lowest OBP he’s had in the last 4 seasons is the .321 last year

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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Ryan Theriot has a .321 OBP, he should not play.

With his bad defense and poor baserunning, he is a replacement player at best with a mere .321 OBP.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you mean one season out of the last four

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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

What I’m saying is, if he falls to a .321 OBP—which happened last season—he should not play.

But, with his defense having declined considerably, it doesn’t even need to fall that far. Then again, maybe his defensive skill will show itself in the season’s second half and his walk rate will climb upwards, too.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think his defense will be better the second half and we'll see the

“gets the ones he should but not any others” guy we thought we were getting. I’m not sure about the walk rate. It depends on the pitchers more than anything. He has a terrific eye, but the walks just aren’t there to be had for him unless the pitchers are just plain missing.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's just supergrit, but not by much

miles is almost as gritty

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Jun 23, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then we'd be in agreement

I don’t anticipate his walk rate to climb, really. There’s no reason for pitchers NOT to throw strikes to him. As I showed below, his plate discipline numbers are all well above average, he’s just seeing a lot of pitches in the strike zone

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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

It’s the same thing with Schumaker. If a batter is punchless, make him throw a punch. There’s no threat of a knockout.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU THINK SKIP ISN'T GOING TO HIT HOME RUNS?

neither do I…..

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 23, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

like, plural?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
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by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

any, ever again

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 23, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

what makes you think that his OBP will decline to .321?

just curious. is it simply the low walk rate? his average is also higher than last year, and his BABIP is only slightly higher than his career average.

i guess what i’m saying is, i hate theriot’s defense, but as a leadoff hitter, i don’t really mind him.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk rates are more consistant because they don't rely on luck

relying on BABIP means that Theriot can start to suck even if he becomes a little unlucky.
that’s pretty much what I’m getting from this argument, even if it’s wrong.

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by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's unplayable for someone who can't field

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 23, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

And my point is that it's because, as you said, he's been challenged.

And he’s done a good job with that. All in all, he has had a terrific approach at the plate and a terrific eye. Look at his pitch recognition numbers.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

52.6% of pitches to Ryan Theriot are in the strike zone

Compared to about the 46% league average

His plate discipline stats are all well above average

Link

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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep, them's the numbers.

I have absolutely zero problems with him offensively this year other than him not being Albert Pujols.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

he also swings at less pitches outside of the zone than the average batter

22.5% compared to 29.5%

THE BATMAN
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@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you adjust for league average.

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

...what?

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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

he forgot to add a question mark, he meant
did you adjust for league average?

THE BATMAN
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@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIS data

i’m making fun of VEP

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we're making fun of VEP shouldn't we say something like

“those numbers, with these sample sizes, should certainly be regressed.”

The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain

by mattybobo on Jun 23, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upgrading at SS is expensive relative to other positions

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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder how much would J.J. Hardy cost in a trade, he's been raking this year.

definitely less than Reyes.

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@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that I read somewhere that Buck Showalter actually values Hardy pretty highly

And that he wants to lock him up for a few years or something

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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My dreams are dashed.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’ve been a huge Hardy fan for ages. Really wanted him next year. His glove is excellent, which I think a lot of people forget.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 25, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am all for keep Descalso...

…he’s made me a believer in the field and shown some GRIT at the plate. When Freese comes back I wouldn’t mind seeing a two-headed frankencreature at second, with DD vs lefties and Skip VS righties, with Punto backing up them, SS, and third. not sure what else we can do with Greeny…

Griebenschmaltz!

by The MooCow on Jun 23, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm the opposite

I believed in him in the field and he is turning that opinion around. He’s booted 4 or 5 balls this week alone that he was in position to make a play on.

by stlfan on Jun 23, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

.... wat

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather keep Dirty Dan too

Punto can play shortstop adequetly, which eliminates the need for Greene to be on the 25 man. Then you have an infield rotation of Skip, Punto, Theriot, Freese, DD. Greene belongs in AAA.

IMO, when Craig comes back, I’d DFA Skip too. Let Craig be your bat-first second baseman and sub DD or Punto at second late for defensive purposes.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my bad.

OK replace those comments with Kozma then.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Punto started his rehab assignment Monday

so hopefully we won’t have too much time to get tired of Kozma again.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jun 23, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's been the DH

and has 6 hits in 3 rehab games at AA so it appears that he is ready to come back but I’m not sure if he isn’t comfortable throwing yet, or what. If he was close to 100% I would’ve expected to see him play somewhere in the infield.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 23, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

From one of Leach's articles on 6/21...
Punto will likely serve as the DH for Springfield for a few days, allowing him to get at-bats while his injured right forearm returns to full strength.

MLB.com link

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 23, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will replace all of your comments with "Kozma"...

and only “Kozma” in my mind’s eye.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kozma, kozmakozma kozma

Kozma kozmakozmakozma. Kozma?! Kozma kozma kozmakozma…

Kozma kozma kozma. Kozmakozmakozma? Kozmakozmakozma kozma kozma kozma.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

This was a way easier mental conversion for me...

than I thought it’d be.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not a big Descalso believer

he’s just not hitting and that’s not okay for a third baseman, no matter how defensively capable.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 23, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

amen

it’s 2010 all over again except I like Descalso and never wanted to root for a team that employed Pedro Feliz

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Jun 23, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i believe in descalso, but people have to have reasonable expectations.

he’s a longterm utilty IF – and a pretty good one – or maybe the weak end of a 2b platoon.

that descalso is not a good longterm starting 3b shouldn’t be a surprise or a disappointment. he’s an upgrade on joe thurston, which is the role he’s filling.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 23, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nicely put.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game 1 of the Memphis vs. Iowa Doubleheader

It was cold and rainy after a rain delay pushed back the start time for the first game until around 7:00 P.M. Augenstein started and looked about like one would expect. The I-Cubs chased him from the game in the second inning, aided and abetted by a Tyler Greene error, with Brandon Dickson coming in to relieve. Dickson allowed an inherited Augenstein runner to score, making it 2-0. Those unearned runs would be the I-Cubs only runs. Memphis wound up winning in extra innings. Minor League doubleheader games are only seven innings in length, so this extra-innings game lasted eight innings.

Tyler Greene went one for three with a single, a walk, a stolen base, and two runs scored.

DJ Tools wetn 0 for 1 with a walk and a caught stealing. He then coached first base.

Joe Rapaport hit a homer. (I don’t know who he is, either.)

After striking out feebly in his first PA, Bryan Anderson went two for three with a pair of singles. His BA is now .238.

David Freese went 1 for 3 with a walk. Freese lifted for pinch runner Matt Carpenter in the eighth, who wound up getting gunned down at home plate on Aaron Luna’s game-winning double. In the boxscore, Freese had an RBI single, but the PA was not a great one. He wound up getting badly jammed by a decent but not great fastball, yet somehow managed to fend the pitch off in a sickly fliner to the shallow right field behind the first baseman. The Milesian placement allowed it to fall for a hit.

Dickson allowed 0 runs over 4.2 IP, with 5 H, 1 BB, and 4 SO. He looked pretty good, given the conditions, and spun some nice sliders.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 9:53 AM EDT reply actions   4 recs

Just the thought of that...

gave him another injury.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Freese's biggest obstacle is to not let the regression train hit him too hard.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

And the impact

will send him on the 15-day DL again.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jun 23, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The club house has already prepared for Freese's arrival, according to reports they've already

added extra padding in the club house, and they’re going install plugs into every wall outlet.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse may be donating his extra bubble wrap

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 23, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't it jim rapaport?

the colby look alike?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Star of MTV Rock-n-Jock fame?

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

MTV really needs to reenact their sports initiative...

I have a Dan Cortese-size hole in my heart.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm also...

a medical miracle for still being alive.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Put a bandana over it

The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain

by mattybobo on Jun 23, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whispy... just hit puberty... mustache?

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is Jim Rapaport.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's a slightly more powerful version of Shane Robinson. You'll probably never see him in the bigs.

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 23, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

He is even more generic looking in real life.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

What happened here

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd on all accounts

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't tell me that really happened

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know a guy who used to play in the miniors

that is in real estate now.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 23, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know Jim Rappaport?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 23, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Thanks for the live tweets last night!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rapaport's the one with the ridiculous walk rate, right?

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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

.384 OBP with .262 BA, so I'd deduce that his walk rate is ridiculous.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

all I saw of Jess Todd was him standing behind the bullpen catcher while other pitchers were warming up, to protect the catcher from batted balls.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rapaport appears in VEB memes as the batting boy and the middle school kid

or something like that. I’m sure a search will turn something up.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 23, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not good news on Sanchez.
La Russa also indicated that the Cardinals are prepared for the possibility that Eduardo Sanchez will be out for more than the minimum 15 days. Sanchez is on the DL due to a right shoulder strain.

Leach article on MLB.com

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 23, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is bad news.

Still, I don’t know if I find it surprising. In my mind, I guess I always expected him to miss more than just the 15-day minimum. Perhaps because of that huge velocity dip.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Time to call up Samuels( he might be injured, I don't know) and let him complete the trifecta for us.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Injured.

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 23, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok, that's what i thought, but wasn't sure.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm apparently your new alter-ego...

and apparently no one will notice if we just keep signing in and out of accounts. So me… keeping being me.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

no one will suspect a thing!

o/

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let's finish each other's sentences...

When I look at Aaron Miles, I take my right hand and start furiously….

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

umm.. that's a nice gesture, but I'd rather not.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

So very me.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhhhhhh they might hear us scheming.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to love when... well...

me and me have our Fight Club moment… And realize that me is actually me…

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah well,I'm not going to enjoy shooting myself in the face in the end.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incapable of throwing strikes and hurt

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 23, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone stayed at the Renaissance St. Louis Grand Hotel?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 10:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Once, about six years ago.

All I remember is room service never showed up. SSS!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

How's parking?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not horrible

It is the corner of 8th and Washington. So you might have to walk a few blocks but you can find free parking.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 23, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's a life motto I used to have about that...

“Parking Louis Can’t Lose”…

There was a VERY loosely based sitcom based on my idea of that.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

My wife stayed their for her bacholerette party

and liked it. I’ve never stayed their personally.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 23, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously,

my trip to St. Louis for VEB Day has been very well planned.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

And by "nice" I mean affordable and not a shit-hole.

It obviously doesn’t compare to the Hilton at the Ballpark, Sheraton, Renaissance, etc.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 23, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

And Bernie Miklasz is staying there now!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

His house is being rehabbed.

He keeps pimping that hotel on his show.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

rehabbed?

Who woulda thought Bernie would be that hard on a house?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 23, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the "Galleria" Residence Inn?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's at 44 and Jefferson.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

er 64, not 44. Otherwise known as 40.

Make sense, Saint Louis!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

An extended stay?

bgh, Bernie, and divorcees.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's hitting too close to home.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was the hotel our wedding guests stayed at a couple years ago.

And I’ve stayed there once. Rooms are nice, but there are rooms that face inside (looking across an open space at the other side of the building with the 1st/2nd floor atrium below) without any kind of view. I would recommend requesting a room that is on the perimeter of the building so you get an exterior view. Hope that wasn’t too confusing…

by Handsome B Wonderful on Jun 23, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I understand what you're saying.

In refurbished hotels it isn’t uncommon for their to be what was once a courtyard. And the view is terrible.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

The view can be nice at times

The hotel faces out to another hotel and I had some girls flash me before. (Mardi Gras)

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 23, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

in February. quite nice.

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I think of dips...

this is all that comes to my mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd2PHU_Km4g

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 10:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Question:

So I’m taking my little brother (10) to the game tonight for his birthday. He got to pick the game and he picked tonight because of some backpack they are handing out to the first 25,000 fans.

Do the gates open 2 hours before game time (5:15ish) and what time do you think I need to get there in order to get one of these stupid backpacks?

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 23, 2011 10:50 AM EDT reply actions  

That reminds me of Madonna's cone bra from the early 90's...

with a sports appeal.

Needless to say, I’m going to the Cardinals website for prurient interests later.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals site says:
Stadium gates generally open 2 hours before game time.

Regardless of where your seats are, I would try for the gates towards the “front” of the stadium.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 23, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Arriving anytime before 6:30 ought to cover you

Guessing the giveaway is all ages.

Back in my Busch Stadium ushering days, we didn’t really ever run out of promotional items unless it was bobbleheads, pins, or maybe hats. So, I suspect you’ll be absolutely fine if you get there a half hour or so before game time.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Jun 23, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Any crazy stories?!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Denny Walling once ate a hot dog with mayonnaise.

I mean… who does that???

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would

add ketchup and some pickles
toss the bun

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your level of crazy is contagious...

and there’s no viable antidote.

No buns all around, friends.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, not really

Had a cool conversation with Jack Buck in 1998 about Big Mac though. Buck and Shannon were both pretty friendly with the ushers. Players were too, though you normally played it cool, said hello, and generally left them alone.

We all had jobs to do after all.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Jun 23, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

First 25,000 fans?

You should be in pretty good shape if you get there at the time the gates open.

I went to a giveaway game in ’06 and we got there as the gates opened and still got the bat they were giving away.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 23, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

the only crazy REALLY crazy lines i've seen were for the Stan bobblehead

and even then they didn’t run out until around 6:30
also, the first base side gate usually has the least lines

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vince Coleman bobblehead ran out ~ 6:40 last year.

Only time I’ve ever missed out on a promotion.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn this proglide thing

What an annoyance. I guess Gillette has done the math (a la Fight Club and recall notices) on doing this stupid ad.

If C>A-B, run the ad.

A = The revenue generated by the number of people who click the ad (accidentally or not), watch video, and buy a razor
B = The cost related to the number of people who click the ad (accidentally), get annoyed and decide they hate proglide, and tell everyone they know not to buy it because of their ham-fisted attempt at “integrating social media”.
C = Difference of A minus B

Based on this blog, I’d say most of us fall into the B camp, but who knows.

Kumar: I don't know man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?

by lightbulb on Jun 23, 2011 11:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Bill James on...

internet advertsing.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't blow this for me.

I didn’t spend a year posting a thousand posts elsewhere… just to have this end before it started.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

he frequents the MMA sites I read, so I already recognized the avatar!

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 23, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Childen of the night... what music they make.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

He did used to stay up all night.

by TBender on Jun 23, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is the name of your act?

The Aristocrats.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yet another victim of my year-plus ruse...

Notch that up on the Cody belt of victory.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

they've had a toaster for a while

it’s even a meme.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 23, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

How have I missed the toaster meme?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it's not your specific toaster up there

but it’s a toaster.

I dunno, it’s possible that the existence of this toaster flew through and did not register in the collective. but i’ve seen it in product lists for a long time.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 23, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was trying to feed the meme.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

bread goes in

toast comes out

can’t explain that.

/oops wrong meme

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i think there are other kitchen tools to stamp the Cards logo on things

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 23, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it work on frozen waffles?

’cause if it does – WOOHOO!!!

:=8D

Griebenschmaltz!

by The MooCow on Jun 23, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Yellon.

The Sandberg Game: A Landmark In Cubs And Baseball History ? I know you’re a myopic homer, but “A Landmark in … Baseball History”? Get over yourself.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 23, 2011 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Sandberg hit 2 HR and had 7 RBI.

Apparently, a player has had at least 2 HR and at least 7 RBI 378 times in baseball history.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Build a statue!

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 23, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes

I remember the early 90’s teams horrific pitching staffs very, very well.

If it weren’t for Tewk, 1991-1994 would have been a complete hellhole in terms of starting pitching.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 23, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Jose De Leon

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Outfielder?

You mean Felix Jose?

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's a ritcheous boxscore.

Plus the addition of the OTHER Chris Carpenter.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cris

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

And John Tudor was a pinch hitter.

and 22 different Cardinals played in that game.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The PxP is awesome.

Brunansky throws out a runner at home in the 16th, THEN Whitey starts the outfield shuffle.
De Leon gets a putout by accident, and then is in LF when the GW double is hit down the LF line.

by TBender on Jun 23, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember that he was a good pitcher

that always had bad luck. He was a DAMN good pitcher for a few years there. Better than I remember.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think at some point in LF

he thought he was running to center thinking he was in right and just ran into the wall instead?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh, good time to be an infant.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fairness

Those staffs had some sensational batting practice throwers.

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 23, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psh

Fernando Tatis beat those numbers in one inning.

by Andyfantastic on Jun 23, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 23, 2011 2:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It was the first TESS

I’d experienced in my life, the first tempter tantrum over a Cardinals loss, it cemented the enmity I have toward the Cubs to this very day. So, yes, I suppose it is a kind of landmark.

Repeal The LaRussa Tax.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jun 23, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree completely that it was a watershed event in the Cards - Cubs rivalry.

I remember that game well.

But no one else cares.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 23, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The "Sandberg" Game

RE24 for June 23, 1984
Sandburg: 4.6
Willie McGee: 4.7

It’s like only referencing Larry Bird when describing the 88 Eastern Conference Semifinals and not mentioning Dominique Wilkins

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nique!

Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions

by jd is legend on Jun 23, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were black

I would totally sport the Dominique Wilkins hairdo

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 23, 2011 2:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I remember

having a pair of these back in jr. high.

Stupid UCL's.

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jun 23, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, in the interest of full disclosure...

I also had a pair of these in high school. (they looked so SWEET with the acid washed jeans)

Stupid UCL's.

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jun 23, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky.

We were a Pro Wings family.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.
But most important, it was a game that put the Cubs on the national scene as a serious playoff contender, after years of failure,

How’d that work out for ya, cubbie fans?

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's the afternoon .gif of the day, it's pretty long so grab some popcorn and enjoy

linky

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

What in the world was that?

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 23, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know, I found it to be the right mix of amusing and weird,

so naturally I thought this was the perfect place to share.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually I found a simple explanation of it
Obviously a neo-Dadaist commentary on the existential plight of the individual in a mechanized ethos, culminating in the failure of a putative Thoreau-like return to state of nature and a successful Neitzchean rebirth through self-invention/immolation — a neo-Phoenixian parable, if you will, of the mythic path towards self-realization and realization of the self.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling very little of this was done while not on acid.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

also related .gif (two frames, so I felt I was in my right to post it)

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This thread jumped the Tiger shark.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the kind of flair I bring to VEB

you guys are welcome.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the longer I stare at that, the funnier it gets

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jun 23, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was so bizarre

but next time check the new window box when you post a link
i expected more from you, Cody, ts ts ts

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He may not be used to linking.

Typically he just hijacks the thread by putting the gif in the comment. :)

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 23, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

hijacks the thread

ahh, a true VEBer.-craig

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

DAMN!

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't prefer this one more, i just want to share.

http://i.imgur.com/rWZjS.gif

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like the animated .gif version

of Twin Peaks..

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 23, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who likes my new avatar?

I feel like it accurately reflects my intelligence.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 1:03 PM EDT reply actions  

9 more hours!!!!

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea it's gonna be a fun night

Futurama and the NBA draft.

Strangely i’m more excited by Futurama.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

not strange at all, I'm just curious who the cavs pick at one and four, and where Kemba Walker goes the guy who carried me to

to my march madness bracket win.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a rockets fan

And hopefully they manage to trade up into the top 10. From what i’ve read there certainly trying hard enough.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

NIKOLA VUCEVIC

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

I think there trying to trade up to the 2nd spot, possibly to take Kanter.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've latched onto a few teams to follow in the NBA, but i'm not a true fan of any team.

The cavs interest me just because of the Lebron situation and the 2 high picks.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mars ain't the knid of place to raise your kid.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ROCKETS FAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh Canada

Your silly.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

My silly?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your mom silly?

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

My silly!

Wherever I go, you’re gonna go!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

my silly and me!

i didn’t want your youthful memories to be left hanging.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 23, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer the rockettes myself

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this a prelude to a thread about Easy Bake Ovens?

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burning out his fuse out here......

Alone!

Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions

by jd is legend on Jun 23, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's only 8 new episodes this summer, two of which are tonight

so while it’s going to be awesome, it will be over pretty fast.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, nice catch.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and rec'd

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

All the best things in life are

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that what you tell the girls?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 23, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

It works. Get their expectations so low, that anything more than 35 seconds is a bonus.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like riding a bull

if you can stay on for 8 seconds, you get a belt buckle

by STLRegalia on Jun 23, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some ladies buck harder than others lmao

But it’s all good as long as you yell surprise first. jk lol

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad D Dee hasnt seen this

I could do without a good stabbing.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Futurama and the loss of virginity are forever linked.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

STILL COUNTS

Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions

by jd is legend on Jun 23, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

the fate of our season rests with nick punto, david freese, and lance lynn.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

we need a reliable 3B, 2B/SS and a long reliever

barring injuries i think those three might really deliver that

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Carpenter!!!

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd take batman over lil carp

at least for now

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally...

I’m tired of vigilante justice.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think they will, too, actually

but it sounds awful to say out loud

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

allen craig is sad

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

back to the milk carton!

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmm... moo burger

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not coming back anytime soon.

if we wait for him, we’re doomed

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for Brown/Hamilton to make something of their opportunities while up, because they were both killing the ball

in memphis.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that CF of ours.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

His mustache makes me vote for Pedro.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Jon Jay needs to get that slacking bum Rasmus out of the lineup.

/sarcasm text

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

fun fact

mark hamilton has hit 2 HRs in memphis

his batting line is a bit of a mirage

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see this MATT ADAMS guy

he kills the ball.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

fun fact

matt adams has 2 walks in springfield

he’s also hurt i think

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

injured back

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 23, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember while near death...

looking at the bleached skulls of dead animals in a barren, arid desert… while crawling to lap at the oasis of Hamilton’s batting line.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You're my new favorite poster

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

kiss ass

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEH HEH HEH

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEH HEH HEH

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep him away from the free weights

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Albert!

It’s like trading for a Hall of Famer at the deadline…errr….yeah.

by WizardofOz1982 on Jun 27, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's brilliant
They said that the jonjay to Ladakh was the most terrifying way to spend eight hours on this Earth. They said it was a trip fit for only the most intrepid, danharen of men. It practically bellowed his name

The johnlackey one was the most plausible sounding. Also, best URL ever.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jun 23, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every other page I try to go to doesn't load and gets stuck on "Sending requests"

VEB still updates

WHAT IS THIS WITCHERY

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

what browser?

also, don’t try to refresh veb while that’s happening

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chrome

Now everything’s back to working though

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chrome... pfft.

Try Platinum, friend.

That’s what I have on m yacht when I’m bored at sea. The rest of the time I’m busy being rich and awesome, serf.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

funny, 2 minutes ago i was going to tell rui

he was only kissing your ass cause he knew you were rich and then you post this

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a simple matter of web proxies and ACLs

controlled by your local IT team. You’ll find that they can access all the porn you can’t get to, as well. “For testing purposes” of course.

by sdrone on Jun 23, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

your youtube simpsons clip of the week

it’s 15 minutes long
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_26S3KBE04&

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm 3 minutes in

I will keep you updated on my sanity.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 minutes and i want to back out of this challenge i gave myself.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Halfway through you start to know what they're saying. Then I met a leprechaun. He told me to burn things.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

NOODLY DADDLY DIDDLY DOODLY

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

My brain has turned to mush.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i need to hide a speaker somewhere

and wake my roommate up by playing this on repeat very loudly and see how long it takes him to flip out

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If i hadn't done this to myself, I'd be pissed about something like that,

but man would it be funny.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 minutes, i'm so close.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

less than a minute left.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't count if you're not intently watching ti the whole time

start over

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, the sound was enough to make me go something something

no thanks.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

DONE

only a real man watches the whole thing as said by a noble youtube commenter.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doodily dodily didily dodily.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

All Bart butt shots...

Don’t click unless you like animated prepubescent assmeat.

Chris Hansen is standing on guard for the rest of you.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNsWsghuCfM

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry for my poor choice as the clip picker

so here’s what I choice instead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9VgcDGk8rs

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought Albert was placed on the DL?

mlb.com has him as day-to-day

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

he is on the DL

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/team/roster_40man.jsp?c_id=stl

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Listed as day-to-day and due back in early August.

Quality.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 23, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

KMOX 1120 First Pitch

Has anyone done this before? I am thinking about trying this out for Saturday’s game. I am trying to think were I can park for free though.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 23, 2011 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Anywhere on the street with a meter, since it's a weekend night.

And spots south of the stadium on the street without meters.

Haven’t done first pitch in a few years so don’t know if it’s changed. Used to be a good deal, though.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

First Pitch was a good deal last year.

I remember some comments about it being done away with (?) so I don’t know if it has changed for this season.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it had been since KTRS sponsored it,

but noticed a sign for KMOX doing it last time I was at Busch.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a conversation about it recently

and links confirming that it’s back

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is back. I found the link accidently earlier this week

I did it last year and I enjoyed it. If you’re doing it on the weekend you may want to get there early. They start selling them at 9am I believe. I think I’ll try getting tickets to the game like that too.

bollocks

by SecondHalfMatt on Jun 23, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet. i get to see martinez and miller

@dgoold Derrick Goold
Carlos Martinez and Shelby Miller, for a second time, will represent #Cardinals in 2011 Futures Game at Arizona, per #mlb #stlcards

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Strauss

“Hearing Cleto optioned to make room for LHP Raul Valdes. Other roster shenanigans as well. Check @stltoday for more details.”

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice. Hopefully dropping wither Tallet or Miller.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

copycat

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrific!

Cleto, I want to see you again. Next year after you’ve learned how to pitch.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm intrigued by Cleto

100 MPH fastballs will do that. No second pitch or command is a bit unnerving though.

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 23, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's got a pretty nasty slider

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 23, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean

it’s pretty nasty all the time. it just doesn’t hit the strikezone. it’s not like Motte, where first the pitch is completely telegraphed, and secondly you never know how much the pitch is going to break.

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

control is the issue w/ Cleto. He’s not ready for ML hitters yet….

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jun 23, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

roster moves, per strauss

JoeStrauss Joe Strauss
Hearing Cleto optioned to make room for LHP Raul Valdes. Other roster shenanigans as well. Check @stltoday for more details.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

From the PD
ST. LOUIS — The Cardinals continued to reshape their bullpen by promoting Class AAA lefty Raul Valdes to the major-league roster.
To make room in the big-league bullpen for Valdes, the Cardinals optioned Maikel Cleto to Class AA Springfield. The Cardinals also moved righty David Kopp off of the 40-man roster and moved Bryan Augenstein, a reliever who opened the season in the majors, from the 60-day disabled list to the 40-man roster. Augenstein was then optioned to Class AAA Memphis.

Link

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

who the hell is david kopp and why was he on the 40-man to begin with

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starter getting blasted in Springfield, I believe

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he had the BEST MECHANICS in his draft!!!

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 23, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starter

He’s a kid out of Clemson who had a nice delivery according to some. He’s never really put it together though.

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 23, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told them to do these things weeks ago!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i gotta think that miller is skating on thin ice

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

replace miller

with tallet.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 23, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think they are both on thin ice

and if Valdes preforms, one will be leaving.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 23, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or when Sanchez comes back. Maybe.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sanchez may be a ways away

I think we are carrying 13 pitchers now. Maybe when punto or freese come back

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 23, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

they both suck

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

put Ottavino in the pen in memphis and then bring him up when he's settled in!!!

same with cleto, mostly because i don’t see how he can be expected to switch from a SP to a RP every callup from AA to MLB.
at least put him against some AAA hittters.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, DFA miller.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to see Ottavino in the pen also...

DFA Franklin….call up/Ottavino
DFA Miller……call up/add Greenwood or Freeman

Then DFA Tallet when Sanchez comes back

by mick311 on Jun 23, 2011 3:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Todd, Ottavino, Cleto, or even Dickson

Would all be upgrades over Franklin. I still dont see how the guy is taking up a roster spot….he never even pitches anyway

by mick311 on Jun 23, 2011 3:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Franklin has a 20.6 % HR/FB rate, he can regress to a replacement level pitcher if luck has anything to do with it.

also a low 62.8 % LOB%, he deserves to be on the roster IMO more than Batista.
also he actually has a 2.29 K/BB.
/I hate myself for defending Franklin

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know how much luck has anything to do with it

When you hang breaking balls right over the plate for guys to crush…. if guys like Cameron Maybin are taking you deep to straight away center its not bad luck…

by mick311 on Jun 23, 2011 3:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have watched Franklin pitch

And I, for one, don’t believe that his HR/FB rate has much to do with luck.

by mojowo11 on Jun 23, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Tallet gets DFA'd before Miller

Not saying Tallet is any worse than Miller, but Miller has more of a track record. I’d prefer sending Miller to the DL with “tendonitis” and then give him a rehab assignment to find his command.

by Handsome B Wonderful on Jun 23, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

this, this, this

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

slowly, the VEB hive-mind takes over the ballclub.

yes, yes, we can take it from here.

succumb, mr. mozeliak.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 23, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only they listened to us back in february, we wouldn't have had to wait for Batista/Sanchez/Kopp/Valdes

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

key word:slowly.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 23, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heee....

THIS is exactly why the MooCow loves baseball as much as he dew…

:=8)

Griebenschmaltz!

by The MooCow on Jun 23, 2011 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know where our rule v AAA pick is?

I remember him being a LHP

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

this guy

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=sa455899&position=P

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh, took a bit of google, but he's on the batavia DL

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool story Cody

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone was interested, right?

I AM INTERESTING!

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

not interested

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 23, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope i don't come to regret following david freese on twitter

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

this, also

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

beware strange men bearing twit pics!

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 23, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

regret... how?

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you following him?

i prefer to think of my hot baseball players as also being capable of holding a conversation with me

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. I don't think I follow any athletes.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

check out his profile - you'll see what i mean

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's why I don't follow athletes!

Nice costume, though. 9/10 points awarded.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

His profile picture caused me to decide on not following him.

The only ballplayers I follow are Eduardo Sanchez and Jon Jay. I don’t know why I follow Jay but Sanchez’s tweets are awesome, especially his referring to Salas as “Ferd.”

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 23, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

if any of you ever follow a big league player, make it logan morrison

@LoMoMarlins

dude is pretty funny

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i follow a lot of them...even brandon phillips

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you talking about twitter?

or just in general? like stalking?

618. Represent.

by ldr on Jun 23, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

all of the above

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, is Valdes actually good? lefty splits in the majors are great

but that is a very small sample size

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

and also-

the next move will be Tallet for Augenstein- yes?

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i imagine they want to check out valdes before cutting a lefty

i’ve heard that he didn’t impress the coaching staff during spring training

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

His numbers in minors aren't all that great this year.

He’d been phenomenal the last month, though. Maybe they found something?

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made hi quit being a SP.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, got it now

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

or he wasn't in a specialized role in memphis.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like he started some games that went horribly.

His numbers in the minors as a reliever this year are tremendous.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

i guess i am moving forward under the assumption that Valdes is going to be good.. i probably shouldn’t do that yet.

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Riggleman just resigned as Nats manager

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

wat

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat?!?!

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the middle of a season where they could actually contend?

wat

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

bet he was tweeting dick shots.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 23, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And they just swept a series to get to .500

Apparently he’s upset his option didn’t get picked up

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see that. that's kind of a dick move.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

All over the Twitters

Though mlbtraderumors has it up now

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he also apparently almost got in a fight with Jason Marquis

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone have any more info on this?

Just curious.

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jun 23, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's kind of a jerk move, if that's the motivation.

if you’re not “the guy” going forward, as he says, then work the rest of your contract and let everybody else know you’re available. if you’re struggling to maintain respect or discipline in the clubhouse because you’re seen as a placeholder, then let the front office know they need to find a replacement. give them a month, three weeks. don’t resign and walk out the door.

whatever the relationship is with the FO, you can’t forget the players or the fans (and yes, this is washington, but still, the fans).

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 23, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sort of admire anyone who's willing to say "fuck off" to the front office

it’s a high-profile, high-paying job – certainly not an easy thing to walk away from. I’ve seen Riggleman’s teams hand the Cards asses to themselves too many times the last couple years not to have a lot of respect for him. Hope wherever he goes, he lands on his feet.

by peppermartin on Jun 23, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

A poster on the article I read

said that he’d been trying to get the FO to talk to him about the option and that they wouldn’t even consider it. So, he got pissed and gave them an ultimatum. Dunno if it’s true or not.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 23, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIRE JACK MCKEON

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should apply.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

cards' manager 2012?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you know i wish our manager would spontaneously do that

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha his team just swept the great Mariners.

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 23, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

isn’t that the sixth best organization in baseball??

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the hell

are people discussing baseball? Confused !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You shut your dirty mouth

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's crazy

the Nats are playing the best ball they have since 2005 when they came here.

youneverknow

by floodOfLove on Jun 23, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Morse is going to kick his ass.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 23, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't decide whose side I'm on

Usually in manager vs FO feuds, I’m with the manager

But he literally quit on his team mid-season because of his own contract

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree. i am usually with the manager, too, and even in this circumstance, i can see why he's upset

but leaving in the middle of the season with the team in contention for a WC spot rubs me the wrong way.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah....

on first blush it definitely looks selfish, but I reckon we haven’t heard the whole saga yet. I mean, who quits when they’ve won 11 of 12?

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jun 23, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marlins one up Nationals

Fire McKeon, hire John McGraw.

"...Or we could make L.A.N.C.E. into a recursive acronym, like, 'Lance: Adam Needs Cartilage from your Elbow." -- Quote by our very own DanUpBaby

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 23, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder if he's still going to coach at the all-star game?...

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

CardsInsider
STL Lineup vs PHI (6/23): Theriot, ss; Jay, rf; Holliday, lf; Berkman, 1b; Rasmus, cf; Schumaker, 2b; Cruz, c; Carpenter, p; Descalso, 3b.

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Why no Yadi?

Didn’t Carp get Cruz last time also? I may be wrong but I can’t remember any point last year when Yadi was healthy and didn’t catch one of Carp’s starts.

by mick311 on Jun 23, 2011 6:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

...
A source close to the situation said Wong is expected to fly to Missouri as early as this weekend to sign a contract with a bonus in the seven-figure range, pending a physical.

Link

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, I'll be the first

with the obligatory rec.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've finally made it to the big time............

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The question is...

Will he jack a dong?

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Even though it seems like some sort or rec abatory thing…….a ma jig.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We call that

a circle-jerk.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 23, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not room for that

in my moms basement.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wong really nailed that

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!!!!!

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

a Wong Dong

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jun 23, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad we signed this guy

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 23, 2011 4:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he does satisfy mysterui's request for a player with a cool name

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Jun 23, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wong satisfies a lot of things

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 23, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

your mother's taught you well

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 57

by d-dee on Jun 23, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Almost as good as when the Bills

drafted Ed Wang.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Danny Woodhead

that’s not even a joke, I just think he’s a good player

I still laughed

by STLRegalia on Jun 23, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Bills offensive line has

A Wood,Wang, and a LeVitre. Unsurprisingly some people like to call them the cockblockers.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

John Marecek
Heard this: Tony Cruz catching tonight, b/c Molina told Mo, “Either pick up my option now, or I aint catchin tonight.” #stlcards

https://twitter.com/#!/JohnMarecek/status/84003126016880641

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 23, 2011 5:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

color me skeptical....

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jun 23, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

lulz

i like Marecek.

Aaron Rowand reaches on a fielder's choice out, left fielder Allen Craig to catcher Yadier Molina to third baseman Daniel Descalso. Andres Torres out at home. Aaron Rowand to 2nd on the throw. Two out.

by tehzachatak on Jun 23, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Riggleman has Cardinal connections

and would make a nice addition to the dug-out. Not saying someone else should go, and I suppose there are limits on the number of coaches you can have. Just sayin

by thetewk on Jun 23, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure I want someone who quits on their team because of a contract dispute.

"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
President of the Tyler Greene fan club - In need of Secretary and Public Speaker

TWITTER

by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 23, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunting coach?

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 23, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nd LOOGY?

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 23, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Eckstein, D., still playing?

Eckstein, R.. is the Nats hitting coach

by BCinVA on Jun 23, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god.

Does anybody else get pissed off watching January Jones “act?” She is seriously an awful actress. I can’t stand the timid, polite character she plays. Her voice gets on my nerves as well.

She’s kind of ruining Mad Men for me. I literally despise every scene she’s in because it’s the same thing every time. “Oh, I’m just a poor wife who knows my husband is cheating on me but is afraid to do anything about it because I’m afraid to do anything really”

Does anybody else feel this way?

"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
President of the Tyler Greene fan club - In need of Secretary and Public Speaker

TWITTER

by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 23, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, she's got a pretty face.

That’s about all she’s good for on that show though.

"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
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by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 23, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That body is banging as well

Go check out the new x men movie.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jun 23, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such a good movie. Need to see that again.

Proud member of the Sports Injury Industrial Complex: We feel your pain and it feels good.

by azruavatar on Jun 24, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i think you meant to post over here.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 23, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems to die-hard fan-like blog for me.

Probably a blog where if you say anything negative about Mad Men you get ripped alive.

"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
President of the Tyler Greene fan club - In need of Secretary and Public Speaker

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 23, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i might try the first pitch tickets tomorrow.

has anyone tried this? should i just be able to walk up at 9 and buy a voucher or do i need to get there early and get in line?

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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 23, 2011 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

You answer a bridge troll's riddle in the full moonlight...

Afterwards if you kiss a frog and it becomes a prince…. and drink a hearty witch’s brew while not getting hexed…. then and only then, can you gaze upon Skip Schumaker from 100’s of feet away whule eating nachos.

You need to respect the baby... 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.

by timetraveltome on Jun 23, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This perfectly answered his question...

"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
President of the Tyler Greene fan club - In need of Secretary and Public Speaker

TWITTER

by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 23, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I aint kissin ya

so don’t even ask.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 23, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz interviewing Berkman on MLBN

A testy Pujols when asked by @JoeStrauss if he thinks this injury will affect his future "that’s a stupid question, Joe," then walks off.

by nota bene on Jun 23, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

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