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Rosenthal: Pujols out 4 to 6 weeks with 'small fracture in wrist'

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FOX's Ken Rosenthal tweets:

Cardinals' Pujols out 4 to 6 weeks with small fracture in wrist.

**UPDATE:**

The St. Louis Cardinals twitter feed elabortates:

BREAKING: Albert Pujols has a non-displaced fracture of his left radius (forearm). He will likely be sidelined 4-6 weeks.

**END OF UPDATE**

The Cardinals now have yet another hole in their lineup due to injury--a three-time MVP sized hole. The lineup that started Opening Day against the San Diego Padres has been missing key players for large chunks of time all season. In terms of position players, it has most notably missed third baseman David Freese, who begins a rehab stint with Triple-A Memphis tonight in Des Moines against the I-Cubs, and Silver Slugger Matt Holliday, who only just recently returned from a hamstring injury that landed him on the disabled list. Pujols had heated up with the Midwestern weather, helping to fill the voids left by Freese and Holliday in his uniquely Pujolsian way. Now, for the first time in his career, the Cardinals will have to attempt to fill in for their once-in-a-generation franchise player over an extended period of time.

The historic nature of Pujols's first ten seasons has been well-documented. In traditional baseball stats, no player has ever started his career with ten consecutive seasons of at least a .300 batting average, at least 30 homers, and at least 100 RBI. One of the relatively unsung facets of Pujols's remarkable consistency has been his remarkable good health. In order to tally the benchmark seasonal counting stat totals that he has, Pujols had to be in the lineup. And he was. Pujols has totaled 700 PA three times, never dug into the batter's box less than 634 times in a given season, and averaged 678 PA per season through his first ten.

Since breaking into the big-leagues in 2001, Pujols has lost a grand total of 43 days to injury and never more than 19 in a season. It is likely that Pujols will surpass his highest single-season total for days missed to injury, if not more than double that total. A 2011 baseball card back that is as near-perfect as a baseball card back could be will give way to a 2012 card with a 2011 stat line reflecting a slow start and an injury that halts a statistical recovery fueled by the great Pujols hitting like the great Pujols.

Star-divide

It remains to be seen how the club will shuffle its roster, batting order, and defensive formation in the wake of the Pujols injury. The most likely shift seems to be the one that took place yesterday with Lance Berkman moving to first base and some combination of Jon Jay, Andrew Brown, and Allen Craig (once he returns from the DL) receiving the bulk of the playing time in right field. One other possibility, though less likely, is that Mark Hamilton, he of the .385/.504/.538/1.042/.468 wOBA line in Memphis, will again board the Memphis Shuttle and allow Tony La Russa maximum flexibility as he attempts to generate runs in Pujols's absence. The lineup will likely see Holliday move up to the third slot and Berkman batting cleanup as he did during Holliday's DL stay. Whether Rasmus moves back down to the fifth spot in the order remains to be seen. Most certainly Freese's rehab assignment and return to St. Louis just became even more important than previously thought.

With Pujols hitting the DL, the Cardinals have now utilized this roster categorization more times in 2011 than the club did in all of 2010. In a season that could go down as "The Year of the Injury," it is a testament to the players and the coaches that this team sits tied atop the National League Central today. That due credit being given, there is little doubt that losing Pujols for a prolonged stretch will prove a stiffer test than any yet presented this season.

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TREPIDATIOUS INDEED

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

This is what we get for looking forward to everyone being healthy.

We’ve been tempting the GOBs. We did this to ourselves.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

At least they found it

instead of screwing around for 2 weeks.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 12:55 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

had the same exact injury

hard cast for 6 weeks, but no lasting effect
i suspect with all the attention he’ll get that apu will beat 6 weeks

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Jun 20, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

So this week's lineup is

SS Theriot
RF Jay
LF Holliday
1B Berkman
CF Rasmus
C Molina
3B Descalso
2B Schumaker
P

Yikes.

Falcon Punch!

by jacksonian on Jun 20, 2011 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Craig back this week?

He should be able to take a few games away from Descalso and Schumaker, assuming he’s still on track.

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by lightbulb on Jun 20, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig won't be back for three to five weeks himself.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has a fractured kneecap or sth right?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

The June 6th report from the Post-Dispatch:

Cardinals outfielder-second baseman Allen Craig will miss three to six weeks after an examination Tuesday in St. Louis revealed that he suffered a small fracture in his right patella last week in Houston, general manager John Mozeliak said Wednesday.

So, by my math, he is two to five weeks away from a return.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

June 6th was exactly 2 weeks ago . . .

Am I missing something?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've forgotten the Progressing Nicely factor.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

June 16th. Yet another typing miscue.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you secretly VEP?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the carpal tunnel I'm developing...

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

make sure your wrists are in neutral when you type

when I first started my current job, I noticed I was developing some symptoms. I started looking at my workstation: I had a keyboard with a wrist pad and a mouse with a wrist pad. I took the wrist pad off the keyboard and turned the mousepad sideways so the wrist pad is out of my way and now I’m symptom free. I also keep the keyboard in my lap most of the time so that I can rock back in my chair and not have to reach out for the keyboard.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you say "neutral,"

do you mean a straight line?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

I do that too with my mousepad. That is why the side of it is all black and he wrist pad is clean as a whistle

2011 WAR watch: Theriot = 0.6, Boog = 1.0 as of Jun 20
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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

stretching helps A LOT

there is a very simple exercise i do during long drives or throughout the day of my wrists start hurting again
3 years ago i was at the point where i couldn’t put any pressure on them and had to sleep with splints on but i’m quite okay now

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

I read “contusion” and saw he went on the DL on the 8th. I didn’t know about the fractures, thanks bgh.

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by lightbulb on Jun 20, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Punto and Freese are due back next week-ish

hopefully sending Kozma back to Memphis and returning to a 12 man bullpen

Falcon Punch!

by jacksonian on Jun 20, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

dumping cleto will be nice

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

there’s in this world, IMO, that can’t be improved by dumping Miguel Batista.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 20, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming you're missing 'isn't much' from this sentence?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spoken like an American

Well, we usually say “piehole” around here instead of “cakehole” but I’m still very proud of you.

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm proud of him as well.

It was an impressive display of indignation.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

cake? wedding cake?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, wedding cake

it has to be cut first. that part’s very important.

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by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Touchy Brit is touchy

sorry, it just didn’t make much sense the way it was. I was just wanting to know if I read it correctly.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet they rush Freese's rehab assignment

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats what i fear

the way freese is talking, he wants (and will get) all the time he needs.

by miamigirl54 on Jun 20, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

They already bumped the start of his rehab from Tues to today.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he'll be in the lineup tomorrow then

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't anticipate them rushing Freese.

The target for Freese’s return is already Monday against Baltimore. Maybe they bring him to St. Louis a couple of days sooner, but I don’t see any great benefit to doing that.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally, I don't see the importance of an extended rehab assignment

I view it sort of in the same light as the Shelby Miller discussion from a few days back. Freese is healthy enough to play baseball, he might as well be doing it with the big club. I’d think the odds of some minor leaguer missing location and re-breaking his hand are higher than a major leaguer. Sure, give him a couple of days to see live pitching in game situations, then get him back in the lineup where he belongs before he malfunctions again.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

To me, it's all about timing.

Different players require more time to re-acquaint themselves with game-style pitching. Some injuries allow for more work to be done. I don’t know what all Freese has been doing in terms of tee and cage work, but, if he comes back soon and hits like Descalso it isn’t really that helpful. So, why not let him get to where he feels comfortable. I mean, just look at the rushed-back Skip Schumaker! Now that he is no longer in the post-rushed back phase, he is hitting walkoff dingers!

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip Schumaker

2012 St. Louis Cardinals opening day 1B?

by STLRegalia on Jun 20, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's still not a bad lineup.

Our top 6 isn’t bad at all, and there are few teams that are strong at 7 and 8.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If our pitching fails to suck

we’ll be okay. Even with Pujols hitting league average or whatever, we’ve been winning games.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Jun 20, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

could have been much worse

small fracture is better than torn ligament. Sounds similar to the Sandoval injury/timeframe

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This was my reaction.

In my mind, the best case scenario was a fracture and 6-week disabled list trip. I’m interested to see if any other details come out with the official word.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, there could be plenty more to come

We don’t have a whole lot to go off of here. Rosenthal’s tweet could just be from X-ray results with MRI results still pending. MRI is going to give us news of any ligament/tendon involvement

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking.

Its substance and lack of official word combined to make me wonder if the MRI is still pending.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it was just a fracture, I'd be relieved

Let’s just hope there’s no classic “delayed St Louis medical staff diagnosis” pertaining to a ligamentous problem discovered when the fracture has healed.

by olddomination on Jun 20, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

bite your tongue

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we've already had it?

I thought yesterday’s x-rays had revealed nothing broken…a fracture is a type of broken, right?

Have we had the worst?

by stlfan on Jun 20, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

X-Rays taken right after the fact can miss broken bones

Swelling needs to go down. Which is why they said, “we didn’t find anything today, but we are holding off until tomorrow before making an official release.”

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 20, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when the Giants were in St. Louis at the beginning of the month

And Brandon Belt got drilled in the wrist? He also had a fracture in his wrist and is suppose to come back next week. So I imagine Albert will be out no longer than six weeks.

by KD1 on Jun 20, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

this SUCKS

was excited to see him next week. he didn’t sell this “small injury” he got hurt, damn. we need you freese

by miamigirl54 on Jun 20, 2011 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

what? fuuuuu

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like it is important to post this Will Carroll tweet,

seemingly made in response to Al:

Comps btw Pujols and Cliff Floyd are bad ones. Floyd had multiple fx, needed screws. Moreover, Floyd missed two months.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody comfort me by giving a WAR-lost estimate, quick.

Berk slides to first most days, Jay plays every day… how much is the Pujols-to-Jay hit over 4-6 weeks, with slight allowance made for better defense in RF?

by Pegasus on Jun 20, 2011 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's say Pujols was a 5.5 WAR player this year

Let’s say Jay is a 2.5 WAR player full-time

Let’s say Pujols is going to miss 25 games

.85 WAR – .39 WAR = .46 WAR

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's pretty pallatable

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by lightbulb on Jun 20, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually he's a decimal off

it’s 4.6 WAR

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you figure

I think he is subtracting jay WAR over 25 games from pujols…so the decimals are correct

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 2:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is joke

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's gratifying, since my initial reaction was "eh, half a win then"

And also because it’s a fairly small number. Not that I don’t take half-wins seriously — it’s just that .46 WAR lost is less depressing than the emotional impact of “Albert’s hurt” would suggest.

by Pegasus on Jun 20, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Berkman's defensive adjustment?

He’s much better at the relatively stationary first base than right field, isn’t he?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Captured in WAR, brah

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I guess I just see a WAR-to-WAR comp of the loss of Pujols against the value of Jay.

Shouldn’t Berkman be considered in this comparison?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

He’ll play better defense at first, but that’s mitigated by the positional adjustment, so he’ll be the same player (as far as WAR is concerned)

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, the positional offensive adjustment equals the change in defensive skill?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theoretically

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

platoon with Craig?

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe, but craig is probably the better OF of the two,

so my proposal to put craig there probably isn’t a very good one. get hamilton up here for a couple weeks. if not him, then adams

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever it takes

to keep the strain off Berkman’s legs at 1st. I heard him say that too…about 1st being harder on him than OF.
So far, I’m not impressed with Hamilton. He needs to fish or cut bait.

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And total more than 27 PAs.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's true

but I wish he’d do something with the chances he gets.

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay is a 2.5 WAR player?

Give some of that weed you’re on…

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 20, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He currently has a .356 wOBA, projected for a .336 wOBA going forward

League average wOBA is .315. He’s average to above-average in the field

How is 2.5 WAR full time completely ridiculous?

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he looks plus to me

Maybe a +7 or so

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has a .370 BABIP?!

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 20, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, so he's about a .336 wOBA guy with a normalized BABIP

Which is still .15 points above league average

Since about 2 WAR is league average, it’s not a stretch, by ANY means, to call Jay a 2.5 WAR player

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm confused here though.

Normalized? I’d consider that .320-.330 right? Well that’s 40 points downward yet his wOBA only goes down 20 points? How does that work exactly?

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 20, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZiPS anticipates him to walk a bit more than he has so far this year

So while the batting average falls about in line with his BABIP, his OBP (and therefore wOBA) don’t fall as much

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

Why is Jon Jay still penciled in for negative defense though? That doesn’t make sense to me.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 20, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

UZR in a ~120 PA sample size

I feel like you know all of this already

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

people dissing Jay is starting to be a stereotypical reflex

2.5 WAR is entirely possible… plus it appears UZR is not evaluating his defense that well. or maybe I’m overvaluing his defense. but anyway, the dude is pretty fast so that should help his WAR total also.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 20, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know why people still automatically thing Jay will be great at defense.

Over 945 innings he has been worth -6.5 runs. Assuming he is a +7 fielder is a +16 run jump from his current average.

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by hazel on Jun 20, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Er, 900 innings is like the equivalent of, what, 200 at bats?

And with measurement error to boot. I mean Jay is pretty obviously a plus defender in the corners. Uzr shouldn’t dissuade anyone of that opinion.

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by vivaelpujols on Jun 20, 2011 11:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

At least not yet

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 20, 2011 11:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd say that's pretty true

But you instantly defend Jay every time someone says something slightly negative about him.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 21, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wrist injuries sap power

They just do. This absolutely blows balls

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by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 1:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

I thought those were more associated with ligament damage

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Even though Sandoval returned from his wrist injury after six weeks, they think he won’t get his power back until next season.

by KD1 on Jun 20, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Just as he was really regaining his stroke too.

by WizardofOz1982 on Jun 20, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the same injury that ruined Derrek Lee.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

shudder

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by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

sash!

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Derrek Lee who had no history

of power except for a year or 2, of course.

by sdrone on Jun 20, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He averaged 28 HRs a year as a regular for five years before his ridiculous 2005.

And 24 a year since then. So not as dramatic as a loss of power as is commonly thought of.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He averaged 28 HRs a year as a regular for five years before his ridiculous 2005.

And 24 a year since then. So not as dramatic as a loss of power as is commonly thought of.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

When did that injury occur?

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

like two weeks into the 2006 season. Right after he signed his big contract.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back in 2006? Because if we treat 2005 like the outlier it probably his, his power numbers after that don't look out of line with his career.

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

(see above)

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right...

So, was that a sarcastic use of the word “ruined”? And I just missed it?

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't complain about that

I still think it’s kind of weird that neither Lee nor Jones won the MVP award in 2005 but Albert did. As far as I can tell he won it as a consolation prize for having to compete with Bonds in all his prior years. But then the next two years they decided to change the award to Most Valuable Philly (Whose Name Is Not Chase Utley). Bizarre.

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

that year Rollins won it

when IIRC he wasn’t in like the top 20 in NL WAR, that was an absolute joke.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 20, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, according to Fangraphs WAR, he was seventh in the NL at 6.9 WAR

So it was an absolute joke given the seasons Wright, Pujols, Utley, Holliday, and Chipper Jones had, (Also, Alfonso Soriano is listed at 7.0 WAR with a ridiculous UZR of 33.2 which just seems bizarre) but it wasn’t a complete and total and absolute joke.
Fun fact: in 2006, Ryan Howard’s 6.2 WAR season was also seventh best in the NL, equivalent (pretty much) to what Lance Berkman and Andruw Jones did that year.

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And also he was just getting older too

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

30 isn't old!

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, in baseball years 30 is like, "AARP membership" old

Wait a minute… [looks at his own words] … [looks at Albert Pujols’ date of birth]
FUCK

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes I have a very hard time liking you.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do the AARP members feel, I wonder?

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

When do I get my MLB AARP card?

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still waiting for mine

but all I get are offers for free hearing aid tests and pre-arranged funeral offers.

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep in mind I'm 90% of the way to 30

So if I’m insulting anybody, I’m basically insulting a version of myself from the near future.
And I wanna stay on that guy’s good side, because I want him to lend me his hover board.

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

and besides...

he might leave you his walker someday.

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enjoy the last three years, you're gonna need it.

of course, they keep telling me that 40 is the new 30. Wait a minu………….Fuck! I’m past that too.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't believe that for a minute.

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

You’re. I saw wrist and assumed the worst. Still, a “forearm” fracture, which is what this should be termed, can sap power and decrease range of motion

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by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 1:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

curse of Boog

/conspiracy theory

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Jun 20, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah wrist injuries are terrible

but maybe he recovers that power in the offseason

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 20, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

this certainly unleashes 'the Tony'

line-up wise, I mean. In the pencil-in world of LaRussa the one thing you could at least bank on was that Pu would hit third (and Holliday 4th, if he was healthy to play).
For the next few weeks, there is NO line-up spot that you can be sure of.
Tony will be as active as a 6-yr-old with a new box of legos.

by thetewk on Jun 20, 2011 1:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm guessing we'll see mostly Berkman and Hamilton at 1B -- maybe Brown some, too

Seems pretty unlikely that Yadi will see any time there with Laird on the DL.

by mojowo11 on Jun 20, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still seems hugely unlikely to me

This team has other options at 1B in a blowout, like Hamilton. Yadi’s legs will be on the bench in a blowout situation.

by mojowo11 on Jun 20, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He may destroy in AAA

But so far in the majors he’s looked foolish. I know a lot of it has to do with seeing no playing time and only a few PH appearances, but still he looks ridiculous when he’s at the plate. Perhaps a regular job at 1b will help.

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhh

bring him up for the pre-game entertainment. might take the sting out.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

tinkertinkertinker

Is John Mabry still on the roster?

by zack3315 on Jun 20, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

so lets say this team overcomes month long injuries to starters at 1B, LF, 3B, and 2B, UTIL, Back up Catcher and season long injury to its Ace and closer due to sucking.

lets just say this team makes it to the postseason – would it be fair to have them play in an expanded playoffs against some crappy 3rd wildcard team just so MLB can make more money?

by rlgosnell on Jun 20, 2011 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Buster Olney clips on Bernie...

What an ass. He thinks this is career threatening to Albert. “He may loose his power…or never be the same player”

He also thinks this will hurt his free agent value. I knew something like this (down season, serious injury) would happen to Albert if he didn’t sign a contract before the year. I wonder if he will actually lose significant money because of this.

by mick311 on Jun 20, 2011 1:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I listened to it

I don’t think you’re accurately representing what he said. The part you’re citing were if he had a season ending injury and still weren’t quite what you said.

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by ol Pete on Jun 20, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, we should have listened when he made up the Pujols for Howard rumor

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by lightbulb on Jun 20, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

why anyone still thinks anything olney says is of any value or has any truth to it

is a mystery to me

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i agree with all of that

he may never be the same hitter and it’s probably going to cost him a lot of money unless he comes back and picks up where he left off

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buster Olney is not a source I go to for information.

Apparently, the Phillies were interested in trading Ryan Howard for Albert Pujols. I know… breaking news.

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 20, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rainsface.
BJRains‎ Cardinals announce Pujols has a non-displaced fracture of his left radius (forearm). Expected to miss 4-6 weeks. #stlcards

Scoot, please translate.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 20, 2011 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly

which is it? at first thought id prefer forearm to wrist… right?

by rlgosnell on Jun 20, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's my reaction too.

The radius is one of the two big bones making up your forearm. It’s not one of the little tiny ones in the wrist (hamate, etc.) that supposedly linger and sap power even after they’re “healed.” At least, that’s what comes off the top of my (non-medical) head.

by Pegasus on Jun 20, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty good assessment off the top of your head

The bigger bones (radius and ulna) also have better blood supply, so there’s less risk of non-healing or avascular necrosis (think Bo Jackson’s hip from several years ago)

Stupid UCL's.

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jun 20, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Non displaced fracture

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

does the fracture have to be so damn big?

why couldnt you post a picture with a zoomed in area and a tiny little line instead of a giant jack-o-lantern smile

by rlgosnell on Jun 20, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

very funny...

but sad too…

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by pattimagee on Jun 20, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could have gone my whole life without seeing that

and it would have been a much happier life

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 20, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell?

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 20, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

talk about announcing your presence with authority....

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sounds to me like a "rest and heal" situation

i.e. no structural damage and therefore no lingering effects. Here’s hoping anyway

by thetewk on Jun 20, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been looking into this.

It says that the difference between a non-displaced injury and a normal distal injury is that there is no misalignment of the bones, which lessens the probability of having to repair it through surgery.

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also,
Type I proximal radius fractures involve no displacement and minimal joint (articular) involvement and may be difficult to identify with diagnostic imaging. Type II fractures are those in which the bone fragments have separated by at least 2 mm (displaced); the fragments may be rotated or bent (angulated)
Type I and many Type II fractures are less severe and may heal well without surgical intervention…

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could be good news (relatively, of course)

If the fracture parallels the end of the bone (which is the most common scenario, and shown in the pic above), there probably isn’t any significant ligament damage in the wrist. However if the fracture is more complex and part of the fracture line extends into the wrist joint, then there could be additional problems.

by olddomination on Jun 20, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can honestly say

I’ve never heard of a Scaphold.

by paposse on Jun 20, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it's right there in your anatomical snuff box

you can even palpate it!

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's scaphoid.

IIRC it’s the most commonly broken bone in the human body. I did mine playing volleyball years ago and I’m not sure I ever quite got back to 100% wrist strength since, despite the fact I lift weights and stuff.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 20, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

“and stuff”

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by spants on Jun 20, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definition of "non-displaced fracture"

From sportsmedicinedictionary.com:

non-displaced fracture
Definition
noun
a fractured bone in which the pieces of bone remain in alignment with each other

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by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nondisplaced

Means the orthopod doesn’t need to realign (“set”) the bones before casting. Displaced fractures are the ones that often don’t heal in the expected time period because the fracture hasn’t closed (non-union)—in those cases, the cast often needs to come off to re-set the bones and try again in a cast.

Assuming it’s straight across the short axis of the bone and doesn’t go near the wrist joint, it should be a routine recovery (in the hands of most every other MLB medical staffs).

by olddomination on Jun 20, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ok, this has been covered pretty good so far

but, I’ll dive into it a little more. That the fracture is the radius is a good thing, as has already been stated. The radius does make up a part of the wrist, as the picture Paulspike posted shows. If Pujols’ fracture is like the one shown, that is a good thing because it just involves the bone and doesn’t get into the joint. If the fracture is further toward the hand, it could be just about as bad as the small carpal bones.

Non-displaced is a good thing too as this means that the bone fragments have remained in line and will not require surgical re-alignment. It’s just going to require time to heal. Albert is a fast healer, so I’m going to put him back closer to the four weeks than the six.

FWIW, typical radius fractures that happen at this location are common called Colles (Dinner fork) fractures or Smiths (Reverse dinner fork) fractures and typically occur from falling on an outstretched hand (FOOSH). These often require surgical re-alignment and can be tricky. I’ve seen several people who have been permanently maimed by orthopods putting them in poorly stabilized external fixators, but I digress.

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um
falling on an outstretched hand (FOOSH)

Even as someone who broke a tiny bone in my wrist by doing this…I’m still going to nominate this for Best Acronym Ever.

by mojowo11 on Jun 20, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But, but, but

wOBACON

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I have been known to randomly call out "FOOSH!" when I see someone FOOSH

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love

how VEB has experts in everything.

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have a Yak question...

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have.....frequently.

Wait…..I think I doth speaketh too much.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have nipples, can you milk me Focker?

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

chicken breasts?

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

scoot fixed it

it’s supposed to be “anything with nipples”. I saw “Meet the Fockers” last night and that made me think of it.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 20, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and experts in nothing

like myself
and rui

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah dude I got the internship thing on lockdown

Also, soccer statistics

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can challenge you in that

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soccer statistics?

You think so?

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please.

My country breathes soccer. I’ve been watching and playing soccer since I was 4.

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sure, I have little doubt you know soccer better than I do

But advanced soccer statistics? This is a new field and very few people actually have access to software programs that allow you create/view these statistics

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

do the programs do all the work for you?

otherwise surely you can do it all with a calculator

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The programs give me the raw data

Who has how many dribbles, who completes passes to who, stuff like that

It’s up to me and the coaches to figure out what we want to do with the data

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad held the Central American record

for swimming a certain distance I don’t remember for about a day.

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unlikely

my Dad has a Magister Artrium in Opthalmology and a Master Baccalaureate. He could work his way around an antidote, while giving your dad permanent blindness

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Those are clearly just made up words

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

/deploys shield

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Google them up, pal

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

*taps shin guard*

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

bahaha

HERE WE GO

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

rui, you ain't that special

other people understand mathematics too and have access to software
try not to sound like an arrogant douche

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But that was his minor at USC!

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Mine was East Asian Languages and Cultures, thankyouverymuch!

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's totally cheating. I didn't get to minor in cliched white people.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

fat cliched white people

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats part of the cliche, yes.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Muahahahahaha

But it was actually a pretty tough minor. I’ve always been fluent-ish in conversing in Chinese, but I took it to learn how to read/write Chinese. Which is hard as balls.

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

there should be a course in reading manuals.

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chinglish manuals?

Yes, those are difficult to understand.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 20, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about courses in conversing in Engrish?

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by hr on Jun 20, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's called "Talking to my mom every day"

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

having access to the data doesn't make one an expert

you’ve only been doing that for 5 minutes
might wanna get back down to earth

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5gAkna3jI?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf is your problem

i never wanted to do anything with soccer

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

then why all the hostility

toward the fact that he’s doing something similar to what he’s been wanting to do

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's always hostile

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

because he's being rude to Paulspike

without knowing his background, ability or knowledge
it’s uncalled for

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, if the info is proprietary, he's probably right

if i worked for an MLB front office for 2 weeks analyzing hit and field f/x data, i’d probably know more about it than anyone here even though i’m still fresh, just because no one else has seen it

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one else that you know of...

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know who has seen it

that’s what i mean when i say it’s proprietary information. it’s only made available to MLB teams. i’m willing to risk the occurrence of a conspiracy to leak the data or someone hacking into the databases

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

prozone is hiring software developers, by the by.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

only US office is in chicago

no good right now. i wonder if my SABR nerdery could be passed off as experience in sports information services, though. i bet i know more than a fair share of people working in MLB front offices

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh, CV

no thanks, just shoot me in the face. When we talked about those things in school I always thought I’d be fine with just a resume. Then I wanted to work for the government. Tedious as hell trying to remember what I’ve done for the last 10 years.

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly don't know the difference

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

length and detail primarily

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

CV is literally everything you’ve done with your life. Resume is just the highlights.

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can agree on d-dee with this.

I could learn this quite quickly. Understanding soccer’s strategy and management takes more time

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, I'll give you that.

I’ll be the expert on soccer strategy and scouting, and you’ll be the expert on advanced statistics. By the way, could you provide me with information/links on that? You see, I co-direct a group of sports statistical analysis in my university and we have a lot of interest from soccer fans. However, their studies have collapsed because they have no access to statistics like I have for baseball with Fangraphs and Lefkowitz.

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the issue, there's nothing publicly available

Only recently has the community come out with a “Pythagorean” type deal for goals scored/allowed.

I’d dig around on http://www.socceranalysts.com. All of the good stuff is linked there

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about a downloadable database

for the raw statistics you talk about. Stuff like passes, shots on goal, possession, distance ran, salaries. We are trying to build a database so that we can run an econometric regression on the data

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh I can't imagine I could do that without getting fired

If this is for research for your school, I’m sure you could get them to pay for access. It’s very comprehensive

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I can pay for access for this database on

Prozone? The thing is that we looked all semester for such database and we couldn’t find it anywhere.

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there's a TREND analysis that you can do for entire teams or leagues

Which I would assume would be useful for running regression analysis. I haven’t had a chance to do that yet, as I’m tied up doing scouting reports, but that’s my plan for the offseason

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, thanks rui

I’ll probably bother you more with this in the future. You see, in my entire university there are only two baseball fans. My director and me. We have been the only ones actually working on a paper because we have baseball information. The rest of the group is stuck. They all have very interesting ideas but no numerical information to actually test it. If I can get the database, I can get them working on something we can publish.

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What kind of stuff are you interested in?

The one thing I really want to work on is league equivalences. Clearly the EPL is a superior league to the MLS, but where does that bear out in the stats? They have a different style of play, which might change the shots on goal/shots on target stats, but where can you see that there’s a specific difference in talent?

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess general statistics

By team, by player. We are working on a boatload of hypotheses that range from player value to strategical differences between clubs. For example, does the number of passes a team makes in a game increase their chance of winning? By how much? Does the distance between stadiums affect a visiting team? Is a goalkeeper better than another one because he receives less goals? I guess I would like a database with the raw statistics. I guess I would need the Fangraphs equivalent for soccer.

For your question, I would look on the efficiency of stuff like passing and shooting. As in the percentage of passes completed and shots on goal. Also, the “pitch f/x” if you will of a soccer shot as in its velocity and spin. Players at higher leagues can get much more power and effect behind their shots. I would look at stamina too, the distance they run.

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think some of the stuff you're interested has been studied over at Soccer Analysts

Passes – Don’t think it has much effect on winning. Probably more indicative of a conservative approach to your offense. You’d have to know where those passes occur (into attacking third? into penalty area?) and pass distance to glean much value

Goalkeepers – Depends mostly on defense. The holy grail here is developing an “Expected goals” statistic, based on shot distance, how many defender between the ball and the goal, and angle, and then how the goalkeeper performs against that.

all4tookie and I were discussing it, and he thinks that “unforced errors” are a good stat for comparing leagues. Obviously in tennis, that stat is just unforced errors. Percentage of passes completed might just be a function of the style of play that particular league houses, not necessarily a difference in talent. What is an “unforced error” in soccer?

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only one I can think of

besides completely missing an interception is a direct pass to an opponent. However, I don’t believe that that is the biggest difference between talent. To me, it’s about technique. The ability to dribble the ball, find a pass through the lines, make an accurate shot outside the box, heading technique. I think unforced errors would be much more frequent in sub-21 and sub-17 leagues, of course. However, I wouldn’t see it as a pattern in lower leagues. And this, I say, after watching my national team, that sucks, play over hundreds of games.

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the soccer analysts link

A whole lot of fascinating stuff to distract me from the Pujols saga. A lot of this stuff reads like a foreign language to me, but that Wigan article from yesterday reflects what I would predict based on watching the games. Is there a whole world of advanced soccer stats out there like there is for baseball?

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Jun 20, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. Almost nothing.

What soccer needs is for a group of dedicated fans to pony up the money for ProZone and then present their findings publicly

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's a shame.

Would a “soccer fangraphs” actually reveal all too much about a player’s worth on a team? I assume it would be hard to properly weigh individual moments of brilliance that lead to chance creation against consistent distribution, a lack of mistakes, and a lack of brilliance. Of course I could be completely wrong about that because I have no idea what I’m talking about.

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Jun 20, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be difficult, but I think a "Goals Probability Added" would be possible

Check this out, I think it’s really interesting

It’s a great start, at least

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very, very cool.

I wonder if someone out there could combine this with a stat for success rate of taking opponents on and a pass through traffic stat. Also you would have to deal with how much of the pass is credited to the movement of the person receiving the ball too, but like you said it is a great start.

PS: scoot can shove it. Thanks for this

PPS: not really sorry scoot

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Jun 20, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to Ctrl F for that?!?!

I don’t mind the soccer talk, I just z through it. Never understood why people couldn’t just z through discussions they didn’t want to be apart of.

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that Beyond the Boxscore

might have had some of the stuff you guys are talking about back during the World Cup…

by stlfan on Jun 20, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would deeply appreciate your help

and would be glad to arrange appropriate payment as you see fit. If you could simply respond in a timely manner with your full name and address, we could get the payment process started.

by sdrone on Jun 20, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jun 20, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

GET OVER HERE

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you take hellacious pics though.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of which, does anyone know why k-mac and k-lo's starts were switched around?

i was so hoping to get halladay and lohse tomorrow

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR'd

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've already stated previously

TLR will move Holliday to 2B, so K-lo playing first doesn’t seem so odd.

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will find you if this doesn't happen

that’ll teach you to get my hopes up
also, everyone pray for high socks

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

at the same time?

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still saying this should be termed a "forearm" fracture

When I think wrist, I think carpal. An when I think carpal fracture, I think AHHHHHHHHHH

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by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 2:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think that is how it is classified in the Rains article

I’d only call it a wrist fracture if it extended into the joint

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 6:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This makes me hopeful

My 8 year old daughter just had this in the spring. Granted she’s 8 and they heal quickly. She wore a cast for 3 and a half weeks and was good to go.

Not sure how much of her tee ball power was sapped the process though.

by paposse on Jun 20, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a similar fracture when I was six or seven

I played with the cast on. Maybe Albert will choose to do the same?

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be badass.

by paposse on Jun 20, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you want pictures of other badass sports men who played with a broken wrist?

I’m only too happy to oblige

Don’t recognise him? Well its this guy

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by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

less impressed by men playing a spot with a broken wrist

when it is illegal to use their hands in said sport

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 20, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he is badass though

there’s no denying that

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by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do use your hands in soccer

It is illegal to touch the ball with your hands, but you use them to gain position by displacing defenders. Also, in a contact sport where you fall down a lot, having a broken wrist is badass to my standards

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

naw

90% of the work is done by the legs. Get back to me when it’s a broken ankle.

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 20, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst human ever

Outside Joey barton

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by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 2:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

seriously?

i would have thought this guy was worse

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by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

granted, i’m a neutral, but always thought viera seemed an OK guy. Barton is a miserable human being (think Cantona is probably a bit of a douche, but an entertaining one so that’s OK by me).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 20, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

mostly because i'm a united fan

but viera always pissed me off with his awful disciplinary record and being the face of the last good arsenal team

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by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys, guys... no need to fight.

They’re both terrible human beings.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, look at what huge sellouts they are

They both have gigantic corporate sponsorships front-and-center on their jerseys.

Wait, all soccer teams do that?

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no American team would ever do that.

Now pass me a Budweiser, the official beer of major league baseball, and some cool ranch Doritos as we get ready to watch the Green Bay Meat Packing Industry play a football game in Gillette Stadium on our Verizon I-Phones.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot something

First we need to pause and sing the Offiical American Airlines National Anthem.
(I’m glad you quickly picked up what I was laying down)

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm partial to Van Bommel

But Sergio Busquets has made a strong claim for being the most hate-able figure in soccer this year.

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Jun 20, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

I was just trolling for a reaction. Cantona isn’t even the worst red devil ever (Scholes)

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by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 6:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cueto

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was there a significant dip in her ISO?

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course not

She already hit like Schumaker, that is, little dribblers to 2nd. I used to wonder how a RH hitter could be consistently late on the swing in tee ball.

by paposse on Jun 20, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you rushed her back

should’ve given her a rehab assignment

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

as long as she got them past the pitcher

she had a chance. I’ve coached softball before but I don’t think I could take the 4-6 y/o league that my grandson’s played in the last two years. If a team has an older kid that moves fast, put them at pitcher and the other team doesn’t stand a chance.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 20, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

the fishes play today

we could go over while the game is on to try to forget our troubles

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might do just that.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

They hate us

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, they hate just you

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, just their mod

i think we should give them time to think about what they’ve done whilst they wallow in 100 post game threads

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by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, what happened?

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

thier mod (craig)

left a bitchy message in the gamethread saying that we weren’t welcome

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by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i just found it

that’s mean
shame, i thought they had fun with us. boo… i has a sad now

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ask again later

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why can I not see Pete Kozma on a gibbet from my house yet?

I can’t believe I got out of bed only to find this news. Goddammit Bernice!

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by azruavatar on Jun 20, 2011 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

in fairness,

albert did stretch late and didnt really seem to stretch at all

by rlgosnell on Jun 20, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

go to the doctor

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's almost gone actually

far better than it was when I woke up this morning. I took the day off work and just stayed in a dark room all morning long. Bernice may be moving out by tomorrow. If not, I’m scheduling an appointment.

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by azruavatar on Jun 20, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm lost as to what you guys are talking about

but i hope you feel better soon

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

she has fb

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't want to have more to do with your people than i already do

don’t want anyone calling DHS on me to tell them i am not ready for the test

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, this has all been one elaborate ruse

to find out that you are not, in fact, AMERICAN. You will therefore be deported shortly.

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

but but but... i have a green card

should i be worried that it’s not green?
did they give me a fake one?

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i sprained my wrist/had a hairline fracture as a soph. in HS

it was 4-6 weeks for me when it came to swinging a golf club

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by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 20, 2011 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

And you aren't even healed by the rays of Earth's yellow sun.

This is heartening.

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by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not at all.

It was a way of dropping in a Superman reference when discussing Pujols.

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by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

To lighten the mood

I present you with a cat double-agent. He barks until he is caught, then resumes meowing.

Enjoy

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the most annoying part of all of these injuries

Is that most of them have happened to guys who were being surprisingly productive.

  • Pujols was finally hitting his stride
  • Holliday was mashing the ball like a BAMF when he was hurt
  • Freese sports a .382 wOBA
  • Craig has a .415 wOBA and was just starting to really get the 2B job
  • Punto was getting on base at a surprising .355 clip

Like, we can handle losing Skip Schumaker, but all these other guys were key parts of the team. Hell it’s hard to believe this team is still clinging to the top of the division. It’s pretty impressive how much depth of talent the Cardinals have had this season, and it’s a good thing, too — it’s the only reason we’re still afloat.

by mojowo11 on Jun 20, 2011 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

don't forget laird who was actually providing regular rest for yadi

and was being surprisingly efficient at it

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have to think Craig is going to get significant time at 2B

to keep his bat in the lineup and offset the loss of offense

by rlgosnell on Jun 20, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breaking News:

Cards mascot Fredbird sleeps with head gob’s wife. Gob retaliate, 2011 season ruined.

by beer me on Jun 20, 2011 1:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

F'n Fredbird

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always knew he couldn’t keep it in his feathers

by beer me on Jun 20, 2011 1:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

So....

is now the time to panic?

Grit != flat out sucking.

by Evilfrog on Jun 20, 2011 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer cucumber sandwiches, juice, grapes and string cheese myself

but you know, eat whatever you want

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of zombie apocalypse

mrs. scoot got me an xbox 360 and Left 4 Dead for our anniversary/fathers day

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

what did you get her?

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

a cabin in gatlinburg/pigeon forge

with all the amenities and some $300 worth of shopping for maternity clothes and other things

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought you maybe didn't get her anything and she went all godzilla on your hat

The Hat

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats the name of the place?

My wife and I spent a week in gatlinburg and our anniversary is coming up in November.

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by OKCardsfan on Jun 20, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it mid-July?

Just hit town and your throat was dry?

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That game is freaking scary.

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by azruavatar on Jun 20, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could be much, much, much worse

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by Paulspike on Jun 20, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....
The St. Louis Cardinals sign Pedro Feliz to play 1B while Albert Pujols is out with a broken wrist.

by TBender on Jun 20, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you should be slapped

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

just slapped?

I say banned until Albert’s back in the lineup

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 20, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

We still have an above average offensive team without Pujols. What we really couldn’t (and still can’t) afford are any more injuries to the pitching staff, which is basically out of good options at this time. I’m not going to mention any scenarios at this time so as not to jinx anything, but I’m sure you can come up with some far more catastrophic injuries to members of our ballclub.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Should we go all Vancouver?

by beer me on Jun 20, 2011 1:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Je ne parle pas français

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Vancouver?

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Making out in the street?

Or rioting in the background?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both especially if the women are attractive

by beer me on Jun 20, 2011 3:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

"why don't we do it in the road?"

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

good song

…cue beatles discussion

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Five Guys > The Beatles > Chocolate Chip

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

there is a Five Guys in Pigeon Forge. I have never eaten at Five Guys. We were supposed to eat at Five Guys for lunch on Saturday. Instead, we drove to Gatlinburg, walked around and ended up eating at some little craphole that serves pre-made burgers and hot dogs and mini tacos and the like. Some worthless SOB had a screaming, cussing fit at his wife and swore off family vacations because she couldn’t control the kids and order his food at the same time and instead of ordering his food she chose to tend to the kids. I really wanted to eat at Five Guys and/or punch that jerk in the face.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have punched the guy in the face

and then eaten at Five Guys for my victory meal.

I don’t know why my wife doesn’t like going anywhere with me.

by WizardofOz1982 on Jun 20, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much my thoughts.

except for why you wife doesn’t like going anywhere with you, I got nothing on that.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

official word
Results from today’s MRI and CT-scan of All-Star first baseman Albert Pujols showed a non-displaced fracture of his left radius (forearm). Pujols was placed in a splint and will likely be sidelined from 4 to 6 weeks.

Pujols’ left shoulder was sore, but no structural damage was determined at this time.

The Cardinals will announce a roster move prior to tomorrow night’s series opener with the Philadelphia Phillies. Pujols has only been on the disabled list twice previously: June, 2006 for a left oblique strain and June, 2008 for a left calf strain.

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

A splint

That seems like good news.

by paposse on Jun 20, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now his left wrist.

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by spants on Jun 20, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for a nondisplaced fracture

Boo for the torn labrum in his shoulder they failed to notice.

by WizardofOz1982 on Jun 20, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagged

because it could be true

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

My first flag

Thanks Scoot. Sadly I know it could be true.

by WizardofOz1982 on Jun 20, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't really flag you . . .

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The letters "T," "L," and "R" may all be in that acronym

unfortunately, they’re in the wrong order to mean anything.

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"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR's a bowel movement?

sounds about right

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Rec!!

can we get this green?

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and his asking price has to be significantly lower

DO IT MOZEY

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by hr on Jun 20, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

mlbtr informs me that Passan thought this was a great idea

would've.
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by Yadi2Second on Jun 20, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made the mistake of reading that

if anyone was tempted, skip it. He actually cites contract numbers for a “framework for a potential deal that would behoove both sides” provided to him by an unnamed “agent not involved in the negotiations”. The rest of it is equally stupid, with the same speculation-to-information ratio.

“Asshat” doesn’t do it justice.

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by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Passan is using Strauss as a source

Think of it, the powers of Strauss and Passan combined…

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jun 20, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

true story

Jeff Passan and Joe Strauss cannot be in the same building together, because the roof and walls would give way from all the SUCKING

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe the MRI has already been done

If there was anything else found they didn’t mention it. Keep in mind this is the Cardinals medical staff we are dealing with.

by bailorg on Jun 20, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

look a couple post above you

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

additionally

he might’ve caught an STI off Betemit in that collision as well.

There are a lot of potential complications we can’t predict right now.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 20, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Rains' article indicated the MRI results were in

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

My prediction of the next 4-6 weeks...

Mark Hamilton gets called up and plays sparingly for 10 days. He is then demoted as Hitting Coach Mark McGwire has taken more and more cuts in the cage and BP. McGwire comes out of retirement to man 1B because TLR has begged him to be the savior of this team. After 4 weeks of .185/.246 with 2 HR and 2 RBI, Pujols returns and hits .355/.480/1.044 for the remainder of the season.

by Jumsy on Jun 20, 2011 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

and of course jimmy ballgame unretires and lights the world on fire for us

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

he plays center after we deal that malcontent rasmus for heath bell.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

He also played 1B at times…

by bailorg on Jun 20, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can they go ahead and also take out his appendix while he's on the DL?

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by jd is legend on Jun 20, 2011 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

preventive medicine ftw

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well this kind of sucks

I think things will be ok though. Well, as long as everyone else stays healthy and those currently injured come back. I guess the thing that’s wild about Pujols is he feels like the sun. He’s always there, providing something of immense value. And now suddenly we must see if Planet Cardinals can survive without its sun. I swear, I did not huff paint before typing this.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 20, 2011 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't lie

. . . and share.

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 20, 2011 8:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

So Jack McKeon eh?

How do we think he’ll do?

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

He'll get lost on the way to the stadium

And his left blinker will be on the whole way

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by jd is legend on Jun 20, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

of course, this being the marlins

nobody will be at the game to notice.

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"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well he's going to make the team eat an early dinner, that's for sure

And he’s going to come up with gameplans based on the Matlock episode that day

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They're hoping for more 2003 magic, of course.

Just changing for change sake might be enough to get the team rolling again. Who knows.

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by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most out of position player in a future TLR lineup?

With the recent injuries, I’m sure we’ll see something crazy from TLR coming soon, so I want your predictions for what you think is the most plausible and out-of-position lineup spot TLR will implement.

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, was last night the most unexpected walkoff ever?

Skip against a good LHP?

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Miles

grand slam

also, not a walk-off, but Stavinoa

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Jun 20, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

craziness

feast your eyes

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I’ve watched that several times but never noticed Albert running along Miles while he rounded third.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 20, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin with a nice snag in the bullpen.

I like the little step Miles does after he hits it. I can’t tell if he is showboating or keeping himself from tipping over.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 20, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Step?

I thought he was standing there admiring like he knew it was gone. Nolan Ryan would have knocked him down the next time he came to bat.

by WizardofOz1982 on Jun 20, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at the game

And in botching about Descalso’s gaffe on the bases I noticed Franklin warming with Skip facing a lefty and Jay on deck and just finished saying " great! Now we get to see Franklin!" when he hit it

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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 20, 2011 8:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

trever miller, catcher

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Close!

Actually it will be Jason Motte alternating with Trever so we always have the righty-righty, lefty-lefty matchup.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 20, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if Pujols had no broken bones

I still assumed he would be out for around a month anyway. I don’t have any experience with the wrist/forearm area, but I broke an ankle playing softball and the next year sprained the other ankle. It wasn’t a horrible sprain, but it seemed to keep nagging me more than after the broken one healed.

by saladdays on Jun 20, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

i would rather leave berkman in the outfield

and leave 1B open to see what someone like hamilton or craig when he comes back can do with regular playing time.

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what I'm thinking...

minus Hamilton.

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by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Craig is still a couple week off

correct? So, in the meantime, I’d expect to see Puma there most days with Jay in RF.

Once Freese and Punto are back (next week, hopefully), there’ll be more variety with Brown and, maybe, Hamilton playing there.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 20, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

wth? i guess that could make some kind of sense with hamilton, but allen craig is leaps and bounds ahead of berkman

in RF. why would you play the better defender at first and the worse one in the OF?

you get the same number of at bats regardless of where you play.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I had to guess

That was probably said because he assumed that was where he was going to be put at the time, and it was a nice and effective way to answer the “How are you going to hold up in the OF” question he was getting daily.

by Merry CRasmus on Jun 20, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

In that case

I’m not sure then. Would seem a bit counterintuitive. We are going to get a few DH games coming up too, so maybe that will give him a bit of a break.

by Merry CRasmus on Jun 20, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i corrected myself on that point

mainly i’m just saying that we should leave berkman in the outfield if it allows us to get positionless bats into the lineup

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig is probably better in the OF then Berkman

Put Berk at 1B, save his knees so he can play more, and let Jay/Craig/Brown and whomever else get RF at bats.

by Stanley1 on Jun 20, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

While this injury really sucks,

I think the roster machinations are really interesting for a number of reasons:

  1. We’re going to get a really good look at what our club would be like without Albert Pujols for an extended period of time for the first time in a decade. I know it’s not something that any of us wants to really imagine as a scenario, but a team with Holliday, Rasmus, Garcia, Wainwright, and said FA XXX (in ’11 being played by Lance Berkman) is not a 70 win club either.
  2. I guess we now get to see what OUR club thinks about Mark Hamilton. If they think he’s Ryan Klesko-lite and have been holding onto him for this reason, now is the time he should be in the everyday lineup to prove it. If they think he’s a AAAA hitter, as myself and a few others seem to believe, then Berkman goes to 1B full time for 4-6 weeks and Jay gets all the starts in RF.*
  3. The biggest issue to me over the last week was not the Pujols injury, it was the sudden vulnerability of the previously invulnerable guys in the bullpen. Sanchez = hurt. Salas = Suddenly hittable. Motte = inconsistent Boggs = Who knows? Batista/Franklin/Miller/Tallet = The Four Horsemen of Suckitude. There’s nobody left at AAA to help — NOBODY. At AA? Not really, unless we’re calling up Shelby Miller to start and move K-Mac back to the bullpen**
  4. Is it just weird, or do I kinda, sorta feel better about not having the guy with the wrist injury under contract for the next 8 years right now? Name a long term contract that the Cardinals have given out in the DeWitt era that haven’t involved a debilitating injury resulting in a significant amount of missed time? Rolen, Carpenter, Wainwright, Edmonds, now Pujols. Even Matt Morris missed some starts and had TJ. Not to be hyperbolic, but this is why you don’t give out 8 year contracts. They end up being incredibly detrimental after one freak play at 1B.

*I’d put hard money on the latter rather than the former. I don’t think anyone really believes in Mark Hamilton all the much.

**AKA: The Worst Idea On the History of the Planet unless you really believe in TINSTAAPP.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno

A half season of being good (and as a starter no less) and he’s ready for a big league bullpen? I dunno about that. If we’re throwing bait out there, I’d rather have Joe Kelly, who pitched out of the pen in college, was good, and has been effective as a starter in the low minors since being drafted.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't that exact same logic you used to conclude shelby should be in MLB right now?

or maybe that was someone else

i think cleto, sitting 98 with his fastball is not the worst reliever in the bullpen

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cleto is a one pitch guy right now

Shelby Miller has 2 plus pitches and possibly even a third (his change up), has been starting in the minors for just about 2 seasons, and has excellent command of all his offerings.

You’re not seriously comparing Miller and Cleto are you? Might as well compare apples and firetrucks too.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

what i'm seriously comparing

is miller’s readiness to be a big league starter and cleto’s readiness to be a big league reliever. you know who else is a 1-pitch guy? jason motte. he’s been pretty successful. if cleto is a poor man’s jason motte, he’s well better than franklin or batista

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte isn't a good comparison either.

He threw 165 above average innings in the minors before making the roster in ‘09. He was striking out 12 hitters per 9, walking only 3 hitters per 9, for a K/BB of just under 4.00. That’s an MLB ready reliever.

Cleto was a pretty awful pitcher for the 300 innings prior to this season, as both a starter and as a reliever. He doesn’t miss many bats with his 99 mph heater (only 7.1 K/9 coming into this season) and his control has been suspect, leaving a lot of hittable pitches in the middle of the plate which result in a lot of hits (over 1 per inning in the minors).

So, no, he’s not ready for major league service, and certainly not ready for the bullpen and high leverage situations. Jess Todd would be better, signing a FAT starter and moving K-Mac back to the pen would probably be better too.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess we'll see if he's given the chance to pitch

i would expect similar production out of him and todd, though

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it depends on your definition of "serviceable"

I’d rather have Cleto than Batista right now, although I do agree Cleto needs a bit more time in the minors.

by saladdays on Jun 20, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serviceable

My definition would be: Better than FAT in the free agent market. And I don’t think that Cleto is better than some relievers that could be had for next to nothing.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

not being facetious

but which relievers? You could call TINSTAAPP on it. Motte threw hard and all over the place when we brought him up. basically the same as Cleto. If the rule is that there are only so many pitches in his arm, let him do it and let Batista go.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte didn't throw "all over the place"

In fact, he mostly just geared up and threw a 4 seamer for strikes in the minors, and struck out a TON of hitters doing it. He had very good command for a reliever in the minors prior to his call up.

Elmer Dessens and Ron Mahay both come to mind as better options than Cleto right now.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't mahay the one that broke lohse?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck that dude

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWICE

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by mattyp on Jun 20, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Betemit was trying to break Pujols' arm

just about as much as Mahay was trying to…..whatever happened to Lohse’s arm. But yes, fuck Mahay.

….actually, this leads me to two (2) inescapable conclusions: 1) blaming Betemit is more satisfying & cathartic than going aw shucks it’s nobody’s fault and 2) perhaps when we play the Royals next time we should make sure all both arms of all important personnel are properly bubble-wrapped….

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't really blame anyone

i’ve been really busy today, though, so i’m not sure that the gravity of the situation has set in. it may not happen until we’ve sucked for a while without pujols. of course, we kicked hell of ass without him for most of the season already

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

also on a positive note re: pujols, wrist injuries

rickie weeks

and he had a ligament

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is definitely positive

I’m still holding my breath about his shoulder though….

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by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

if there's really no structural damage

he should have plenty of time to rest it

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

They said there's no apparent structural damage

I’m hoping that the six weeks will be enough to heal whatever’s irking him

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jun 20, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

labral tears aren't always obvious on MRI

gold standard for labral tears is an Arthrogram. Plus with the wrist injury it would be a little difficult to perform a thorough physical exam. Not impossible, but one would have to be careful with some of the tests because you wouldn’t want to mess up the alignment of that fracture.

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure that (most of) the team doctors are competent and capable,

but you always make me want you to be in charge of the rehab

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by clank on Jun 20, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's flattering, but trust me

the people that are there are there for a reason. They’re really good at what they do. They have to be because if they weren’t there are literally hundreds of people willing to take their place.

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't that true of many

professions? And yet, asshats of every ilk continue to inhabit each and every profession in impressive numbers.

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by mattyp on Jun 20, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have a point there

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't seriously blame Betemit either

any more than I blame Kozma. Mahay, however….

Not to dwell on the obvious, but we will miss Pujols, even if his offensive numbers from Apr-May weren’t superhuman.

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

mo', will you please panic and TRADE FOR JOSE REYES

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 2:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn't mind Jose Reyes

Legit leadoff and SS? Count me in, though we’ll never have enough to get him. Of course the same was said about Holliday and DeRosa and we ended up getting both of them for almost the whole year.

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMOLTZ

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bonds!

Make him play SS

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should be able to land him

and if we have him around, he could be a legit plan B in the event that pujols comes down with derrek lee syndrome

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, lol

remember when derosa was our plan B for holliday. thank god that worked out

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, we have enough to get him

We have 2 of the top pitching prospects in baseball right now. The question is whether we want to give up either of those guys to get Jose Reyes.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

what i mean is i think we can land him without giving up either of them

however, i haven’t reevaluated my opinion on that since he continued to be an MVP candidate through 2.5 months

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still think a package of very good prospects could land him

something like rosenthal/jenkins, jackson/kozma, jay/craig should do it.

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kozma. Ha!

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

from the looks of his defense so far

he’s not much different player from jackson

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

and really

my point is pick any three or four players not include MLB regulars or shelby/carlos

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they'd listen to a Rosenthal/Craig/X proposal.

But I don’t think a utility IF would work for X, and I honestly don’t know who would.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

carp? freese? descalso? castellanos? adams? that outfielder at QC?

i don’t really care as long as it’s not miller/martinez

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

oscar taveras is who i was thinking of

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Kozma is worse offensively than Ryan Jackson

By a huge margin

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by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 20, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are willing to give up jay AND craig

pfff

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

well,

depending on the rest of the package, yes, but that’s not what i was saying.

we’re talking about a 6-7 WAR SS

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This reminds me

I’ve assumed that the backslash (or is that a forward slash?I don’t know) is usually meant to imply “or”
Is this really so? I know there are many grammar pros around here

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by clank on Jun 20, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would cost us no less than Cox, Rosenthal, Jay

and, considering that Wong is expected to be in the fold before the end of the year, I’m not sure that I wouldn’t do that deal.

I’m guessing that the Mets don’t go for any less than a deal with Martinez or Miller at the top of it though.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

done

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I could be ok with moving Martinez in a deal like that

I think he’s a good 3 years away from the majors, we have a team that’s built to win right now, and we have some other very good pitchers in the minors. I think Miller could be contributing by next June, and I think he’s the better pitcher as well, so I wouldn’t deal him.

But if I could deal Martinez, B Prospect, and Jay for Reyes and a bullpen arm, I probably do that.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

"done" was in response to your subject line

i have a lot of (potentially irrational) love for martinez. i’m not even necessarily convinced that miller is the better prospect, just closer. either of those two are deal breakers. pretty much no one else except big leaguers like rasmus/garcia

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point, I think Miller is the more polished pitcher

In terms of build, I also like Miller better — he’s bigger and more able to grow into his frame and has better, more repeatable mechanics.

Martinez is exciting, no doubt about it, and he has great stuff and potential to merit it. I’d rather not give up either of them. But if I can get a 5 WAR major league SS shy of his 30th birthday for one of them, I’d strongly think about including Martinez instead of Miller for the factors listed above.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would do that deal.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So would I

But Wilpon and Co. would have to be desperate to take that. I’m reasonably sure that the Red Sox would best that deal in a heartbeat with the talent they have in the minors.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck that noise.

As much as I might like the idea of Reyes being here, the cost is going to be a bitch and with no guarantee of re-sign…no thanks. I hate rentals.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying I would

I’m simply saying that for the first time in the last decade or so, we actually have a stable of players in our minor league system that another team would deal a superstar to get.

And, no, it would not be a rental, it would be acquiring him for the stretch run full well intending to offer him a 4-5 year extension after the season for around $70M or so.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

True on the stable. It's a nice thought to have.

But until I see ink on a contract, the guy’s a rental. Especially so, with the Pujols not signed yet.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

I can fully see your point. If there was another year on his contract, I’d be much more for the idea.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If there was another year on his deal

The price would be more than I’d be willing to pay, and the Mets probably wouldn’t have him on the block either.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 20, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

true. that is always the other side of the coin.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he set to bey a type-a free agent?

That would lessen the pain of the trade.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Jun 20, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't see how he wouldn't be.

That’s always the consideration I forget about.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ot: you guys saw the moneyball trailer yet?

if not, here

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I hear that Jonah Hill was actually a ghost the whole time

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

Auburn Tigers - 2010 National Champions, 2011 Fulmer Cup Champions

by jd is legend on Jun 20, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

they playoff's won't be THAT extended

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everything will be just fine people!

I’ll just add a few moore slices of bacon to all of my meals, and everythingl will be ok!

:=8)

Griebenschmaltz!

by The MooCow on Jun 20, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmm....

I’ve heard of steak on a black eye. I wonder if a bacon wrap can help a wrist?

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know about a wrist

but apparently it can cure warts. Is there anything bacon can’t do?

Stupid UCL's.

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jun 20, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

More Kevin Bacon improves every situation.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Jun 20, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Panic Trade

Carlos Beltran? Healthy, can play right, slide Berk to 1st. Waddya think?

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Jun 20, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd love for Carlos Beltran to be a Cardinal.

But whom would we trade?

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

our dignity

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by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, we can do without that!

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

we just lost ALBERT PUJOLS

fuck that

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by hr on Jun 20, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beltran can't have much trade value, can he?

They still owe him around $10.5M. How many teams can take on that kind of salary this time of year?

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by SleepyCA on Jun 20, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

we already settled this.

it’s jose reyes (pardon the no-caps)

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, rui

are you basically going to get hired on as a full-time stats analyst for this team now?

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the hope

The coaches indicate that they like what I’m doing, so I would imagine that they’d like to have me around full-time

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's cool, congrats

even if it a soccer team in kansas city. were you in any way familiar with soccer before you started this gig?

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've been a fan since I was little. Played up until 9th grade

Not a very good or attentive fan, but I’ve always loved the sport. Now that I get to watch it all the time, my appreciation’s grown even more, I think

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I don't frequent VEB too much (ok, fine, very little at all)

but how did I miss this? You are working for Sporting Kansas City?

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by Choix003 on Jun 20, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

1) LOY

2) Yes

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY STOP

the new limp bizkit album has leaked

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I used to call them wet noodle just to piss my 13 year old nephew off.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that should tide us over

until the next nickelback album drops.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, maybe Albert dived on his promise to bobo about the Comeback Player of the Year thing

because I don’t think this scenario could be set up any better for that to happen

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by hr on Jun 20, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

First he ruined my sig

Now my fanpost. Next he’s probably going to say he got injured because he was thinking about how much he hates my user name and got distracted. And then I’ll have to change it.

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm depending on you being right!

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by mattybobo on Jun 20, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

All in all

This is better not as bad as I would have initially guessed yesterday. Hopefully, this means he’ll be back around the end of July. Just in time for a torrid last two months to push us over the top, maybe?

In the meantime, my guess is Puma at first on most nights. It makes too much sense to not put him there unless it really does wear on him more than RF (can’t figure that one out myself). Freese and Punto coming back next week will give Tony more options. DD could see some starts at first as could Brown, that is, unless they decide to recall Hamilton and just see what we’ve got there. Once Craig is back, he might be the primary 1B if Berkman doesn’t want/can’t do it.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 20, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Since today is soccer day here at VEB, apropos.

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Joey Barton going to kill Aurelien Collin?

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

with all the soccer crap I've z'd through since Rui got his new enslavement

I don’t want to hear a bunch of whining when the conversation turns to football this offseason. If I can z through soccer during the season, people can z through football during the offseason.

/endrant

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep

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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes please

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by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

amen

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm going to complain about you talking about talking about football

come on man. this is a blog for talking about talking about baseball

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by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's my right as an American to complain about anything I feel like complaining about

and right now I’m complaining about your complaining.

I smacked Rickey right in the face when he told me this idea.

by Hootie Who on Jun 20, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

the first amendment: your right to let everybody in the world know just how dumb you are.

since 1791.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and being british i feel obliged to not complain about anything

and then writing an angry letter to the editor

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

"keep calm and carry on going down to the pub and pissing away the dole check."

did i do it right?

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

gd. "cheque."

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

needs a 'bugger' in there somewhere

and the ‘to’ between the ‘down’ and ‘the’ is entirely superfluous.

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

"keep calm and carry on down a pub piss dole check yer li'l bugger anyways, innit?"

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

"keep calm and carry on goin' darn' pub t' piss aweh yer dole cheque ya little bugger"

“oh an’ tha’ margret bloody thatcher can stick ‘er dole where sun don’ shine, i’ll tell ye that fer nowt”

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

U-Verse has three games blacked out this week

Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday….joy

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

My neighbor (who's a die-hard cubs fan)

called in and complained. He’s now rocking 20 dollars off his bill for the next 6 months, increased download speeds, and a free upgrade to the next channel tier for 6 months.

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by CarpIsMyManCrush on Jun 20, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet. You know what number he called?

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by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No dice.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm told if you call Comcast

and tell them you are switching to Direct TV, they will give you a free premium channel.

(haven’t tried it yet)

by STLRegalia on Jun 20, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't give up that easy

I talked them into $15/month off for 2 years.

And now I’m trying to switch to Uverse for $40 more off/month but hte installer isn’t showing up.

by sdrone on Jun 20, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least we got games

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-800-288-2020

I called last Tuesday during their last blackout. Had to wait a little while on hold, then I said unless you’ve got something good to offer, you need to cancel my service. I got $15 off my TV package and increased my internet tier from 3mb to 12mb for no price increase for the next 6 months.

by Handsome B Wonderful on Jun 20, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

did you mention that

you would have to choke a bitch if they did not comply?

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Would have been interesting to hear the response from the woman I was talking to.

And to time the police response to my home. My guess would be 3+ hours on the latter, being St. Louis City and all.

by Handsome B Wonderful on Jun 20, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Problem with me

is that I have absolutely no desire to change from Uverse. I’d hate to have to back down if for some reason they refuse to give it to me.

by saladdays on Jun 20, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Just act mad and hang up. Or just hang up. Who cares whether you actually switch or not?

by sdrone on Jun 20, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I mean

is that I don’t want to demand they give me something I or will switch, and then have them not give me anything and not switch.

I know, typing it out makes it seem a bit silly, but still…

by saladdays on Jun 20, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some people have a little thing called morals..

one of the parts in that is being honest. Some people believe in not being an asshole so somebody who doesn’t deserve it to get their way or to get something for free. Look into it. :)

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 20, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, i honestly don't care about the blackouts.

And now that they have the MLB Net the only fault I have with them is not having FSC in HD. Other than that, they have been bar far the best carrier I’ve ever had (Time Warner, Charter, Dish, Direct, UVerse.)

But I’d like to save $20 a month!

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

bar far

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last week Joe Strauss mentioned that aside from Miller, Martinez, and Cox...

No one was really untouchable in the farm system. He then added that this included some surprising names. I can’t help but think this meant Oscar Tavares. He’d have to be an extreeeeeeemely attractive prospect in any trade involving Reyes or any other big name player…Then when you start adding names like Swagerty, Rosenthal, Kelly, Blair, Jenkins, etc….I think its foolish to say the Cards “don’t have enough” to land a premier player.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 20, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

It's really great having three untouchable prospects.

When was the last time the Cards had three untouchable prospects?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 20, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was an NFL Quarterback!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or right you're British

Hand-egg thrower

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Drew Henson and Chad Hutchinson...

Imagine being that talented at 2 sports and not winding up very successful at either.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 20, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh...

Hutchinson – 4 Major League innings….15 games at quarterback (14 starts)
Henson – 9 Major League at bats…….9 games at quaterback (1 start)

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 20, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know why Cox would be untouchable

He doesn’t seem to be on the same stratosphere as the other two.

"And a boring game for boring people. Did you ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies FUCK. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then WALKING AFTER IT" -George Carlin
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by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 20, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

Has anyone read Three Nights in August?

I’m teaching a class this Fall and the basic theme is how coaching/sports philosophies apply to life. It’s essentially a class to promote critical thinking skills and expose students to college-level analysis, writing, discussion, etc.

I’ve never read it and thought that making it a required text would be a nice way to do so.

Any feedback is most welcome.

by goodymobb on Jun 20, 2011 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

HOnestly I thought the book was kinda boring

esp. if you follow baseball in much detail. There were a few interesting things about trying to play Pujols without blowing his arm, but meh.

by sdrone on Jun 20, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would it give me a reason

to question with my class a whole bunch of Tony’s strategies?

by goodymobb on Jun 20, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

you don’t get detail like that. There’s no “Miles is starting in right” kind of crap.

by sdrone on Jun 20, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nine Innings is better

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Jun 20, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was an interesting read

fortunately for my enjoyment of the book, I read it before I had any idea that the author (Bissinger) is a giant asshole. Especially if the subject is critical thinking, you may want to pick something else….

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

I appreciate the comments.

by goodymobb on Jun 20, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with this exactly

When I heard he was such a prick I was like, damn it! I liked his book but a lot of that was how Kerry Robinson’s reality set that series up perfectly for subjective entertainment

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 21, 2011 9:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's been a while

But it doesn’t sound like what you are going for. Don’t recall a lot of emphasis on critical thinking, more about the personalities and managing people. I felt it was a well written book, but it wasn’t at all what I was expecting it to be. Don’t remember details, just my general impressions, so I might be way off.

Sounds like maybe you are looking for something like Moneyball?

by Merry CRasmus on Jun 20, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought about that.

Might have to revisit that thought. Thanks.

by goodymobb on Jun 20, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

brilliant.

I knew I could count on you for a rec, Fritz.

by goodymobb on Jun 20, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just trying to keep America's youth from having to read Buzz Bissinger.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would suggest George Will's "Men at Work"

over Three Nights if you’re hell bent on using a baseball book. Will’s book covers more facets of the game, isn’t written by a bi-polar assclown, and has much more detail and insight into the thought processes and the “what’s really important” work in the game of baseball. A far superior book in my view, and this is coming from someone who wouldn’t piss on George Will should I see him lit on fire.

Other sports books that would make sense for this purpose:

  • “Paper Lion” – George Plimpton: Average guy tries to make in as an NFL player in 1966. Fantastic read, and has a lot of what you’re looking for I think.
  • “The Breaks of the Game” – David Halberstam: This follows the ’79 Portland Trail Blazers for a full season.
  • “Season on the Brink” – John Feinstein: Bobby Knight. ’Nuff said.
  • “The Long Season” – Jim Brosnan: More autobiographical, it follows a pitcher through a full year, not just a season. Reads more like a diary, but the insights are interesting.
  • “Sixty Feet, Six Inches” – Lonnie Wheeler: Bob Gibson and Reggie Jackson talk about baseball. Reads like an interview, because that’s mainly what it was.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jun 21, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty well any sports book by Halberstam is good

I thoroughly enjoyed both Summer of ’49 and October 1964.

by WizardofOz1982 on Jun 21, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

this has gotten completely ridiculous

i’m sure jaime’s arm will fall off any day now

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 20, 2011 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

still need to lose berkman or yadi for significant time

maybe colby can come down with leprosy

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds familliar...

Job, wasn’t it?

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by Dave Pendleton on Jun 20, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah!

someone caught it! Yes, Job came down with a bad case of leprosy and pulled his hamstring right off.

Meanwhile, Sodom and Gomorrah are still tied at 69.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 21, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, GOBs.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 20, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

ESPN just called it a forearm fracture

Thank you

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 6:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

But Leach's article

and quotes from Mo indicate that it does involve the wrist

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, you're scoot

you can just say “i’m a doctor, bitch”

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

For future reference

I’m a doctor, bitch

DPT

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 10:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

good to know

wanna take a look at this rash on my ass?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got a rash, man.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hadn't seen that anywhere

How does it involve if it is a fx of the radius? Radial head?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 10:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

heh, "head"

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a "forearm fracture" evaluation on my schedule tomorrow

I choose to believe it will be Albert pujols

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 6:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

if you fuck him up

i swear to god i am on the first plane to whichever state your in

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

you're

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm good with wrists

Er…..at treating broken wrists

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

Trevor Rosenthal Update (as of 6/17/2011):
57 IP, 70 K, 26 BB/HBP, 22 ER, 2 HR, 2.46 FIP

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 20, 2011 10:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

is this where we panic?

WHY DID THE CARDS TWITTER HAVE TO SAY “BREAKING”

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 20, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

twitter is broken.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 20, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, so

i’m meeting my BFs parents for the first time tomorrow. Anything to avoid?

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't be drunk

Don’t be naked
Don’t be a jackass

by mojowo11 on Jun 20, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's the fun in that?

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be a flaming queen

don’t grab his ass in front of them

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you've obviously never met me

i am very much less than flaming. but yeah i get your point.

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throwing in a few 'yes ma'am' and 'no ma'am's wouldn't hurt.

I know you Brits are overly polite, but I’d double it.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is Europe, Forsch, not Texas

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

madam?

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're in Houston.

That hardly counts.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point.

We’d assume he was from BP UK and do nothing.

by TBender on Jun 20, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that keeps that from not being polite, how?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring them a gift

i recommend dick in a box

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 20, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

good thread, VEB.

except i was disappointed that i had to z through a 100 comment subthread about fucking futbol soccer.

fang: on the right track since 2011

twitter

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 20, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah that's much less interesting than your love life

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've talked about my love life....once.

and look what came of it. never again.

fang: on the right track since 2011

twitter

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 20, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool story.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

go away.

fang: on the right track since 2011

twitter

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 20, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool comeback.

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 20, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i <3 u

fang: on the right track since 2011

twitter (the one i'm trying to make worth following)

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 20, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBI single for A-Rod

Yankees up 1-0 in the first over the Reds. Go Yankees? Ew.

by mojowo11 on Jun 20, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Cano double

2-0 now, still only one out.

by mojowo11 on Jun 20, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wood is going to get shelled here

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm working

and watching out of the corner of my eye. 4-0 now. Why no Cueto tonight?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don't have to root for the yankees to win,

just for the reds to lose. Slightly less slimy feeling.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

define "localized"

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that's localized enough.

plus it’d make all kinds of great photoshop-ops for mr. redlegs.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talk about not fair.

Not only do I not get to go to VEB day again, the Jefferson Co Historical Society is having vintage baseball at the JCHS village in Mt. Vernon, IL on Sunday and I have to go to a family reunion 65 miles in the other direction. That really bites, especially since they do some killer homemade ice cream.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

family reunions are not mandatory, you know

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I don't want to piss off all the aunts at the same time

by not showing up with the kid, then yes they are.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Also, don’t show up without the kid.

by TBender on Jun 20, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

that would get ugly in a hurry. I am the next to last of my generation to have kids. I have one cousin in my gen that hasn’t had one yet so they’ve been waiting for this for 40 years. I would be tempting serious injury by not showing up with the kid.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

After our first kid was born, one Saturday I stopped over at my parents' house to visit

The first thing out of my mom’s mouth was “Where’s the baby?”

Love you too, mom.

by TBender on Jun 20, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i recently came home from uni

very first thing my mum said to me; " your getting fat"

oh mothers…

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you correct her by letting her know it was "you're?"

(I would never correct you, Aranathor. But your mother, well, what she said was rude, so she deserves to be punished.)

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

you know what

i really don’t know why i make that mistake so often. It just seems to be on here, probably because i don’t really think about most of what i type on VEB.

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEB,

which prides itself on eschewing capitals, has no cause for complaint.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Jun 20, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

other than it's fun

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, my grammar on VEB sucketh mightily.

and it’s even more embarrassing considering my station…

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

your station as a stay-at-home dad?

strange……

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, my ex and future station.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, now that I can see.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This doesn't involve a sword in a rock, does it?

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It might,

It just might.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 21, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whenever I'm caught in a solecism,

I sigh and say “That’s what comes of spending so much time with the First Folio.”

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Jun 20, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

A regular Saxpar, you are!

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'le do and i'le do and i'le do

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Jun 20, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh. yeah, actually this is the first time I ever pulled that on you, and generally I don't even notice.

I wouldn’t have done it, but I was sort of pulled by the possibility of blaming your mother and turning the meme (let’s be honest, the Aranathor your/you’re quandary IS a meme here) another rotation.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, it's not just my mom that does that.

My dad is just as bad. Of course, I named the kid after him, so that may have something to do with it.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

so Betemit

I am trying not to be annoyed at the guy, but I need a scapegoat. or maybe Kozma, since it looked like he was throwing the ball AT Betemit. Albert was just trying to save the guy. anyway, this really blows. the worst part is that Albert just should not have tried to catch that I think. or maybe all 3 are at fault.

please, no more bullpen poetry
my blog

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 20, 2011 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I recommend Kozma.

Look at poor the way poor Cousins was villainized after the Posey incident.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jun 20, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're going to be annoyed

be so at Betemit for not running in foul territory. Kozma’s throw was not all that egregious. Albert hardly had to stretch to get it. If Albert had been with his right foot on the bag, he wouldn’t have been in base path. I have a hard time finding fault with Kozma’s throw. It was just bad luck all the way around.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree that Kozma's throw isn't at fault

But if he’s looking to blame someone to make himself feel better, picking the opposing side is a tricky business when the opponent didn’t do something clearly flagrant; the opponents and their fans get awfully defensive.
So I’m still recommending Kozma even though it’s not fair to him.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jun 20, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess.

That was just too pretty of a pick and throw for me to not be defensive of it.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

you want a scapegoat

it’s whoever has taught Pujols that awful footwork around the bag that leads to him being in the baseline. We’ve been afraid this was going to happen since the Joe Thurston days and it finally did. In fact, Thurston might be a good scapegoat as he was the one that made those throws most frequently and I think that is where Albert got that habit.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and the the prevalent internet fallacy

Reducto Ad Thurstonem rears its ugly head

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jun 20, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

....what makes you so sure it's a fallacy?

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

this is like reductio ad hitlerum. it’s not necessarily a fallacy. just usually

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know who ELSE liked to blame unpopular individuals

For things that were not their fault?

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 21, 2011 1:57 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah Albert has been toeing the line over there for quite some time

it seems he is often in the basepath of the runner at least somewhat. I just wonder what percentage has been on bad throws though. probably about normal but the subjectivity of it (don’t hurt the greatest player playing now!) makes me think it is higher.

please, no more bullpen poetry
my blog

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 20, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi, hello, how are you? you don't have to anwer that, i already know

this certainly is a bad day. and that’s probably one of the most depressing photos i’ve ever seen so i thought i’d try & cheer y’’all up a little with a pic of me & my first bike.
i called her Sunshine because she always made me smile. hopefully it does the same for y’all now.

Balls

by gdm426 on Jun 20, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

HFS

Where the hell have you been?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever have any luck on the job search?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

not at all, been working real hard for the past couple months & nothing

had a couple really great interviews last week & both turned me down. the one really pissed me off because they kept going on & on about how awesome i was taking care of my dad for so long. but what are you gonna do?

Balls

by gdm426 on Jun 20, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

mostly on twitter

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's a reason for that, considering i'm so far out of the loop with the Cards

i don’t want to clutter VEB with OT stuff. it’s different in the winter winter when there’s nothing going on. but i don’t want to piss people off by not talking about baseball

Balls

by gdm426 on Jun 20, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, you didn't hear?

Since Rui got his job we are also a soccer site now!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

I haven’t heard that either. I specifically didn’t talk about my adventures in soccer land here because I thought people would be annoyed. Are you telling me I could have?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 21, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

scoot is threatening to talk about football in the football season. gotta keep the kicky foot to a minimum

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 21, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

And since Rui got married, we're also a wedding site

And since Rui started getting into beer we’re also a drunk posting site.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you hear rui likes the Beatles?

THE BATMAN
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the entire time."
@Codeeg

by CodyG on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair, we've always kind of been that last thing.

"Now that they've come out with that great stat, 'innings pitched per inning'-- is there anything they don't have a stat for these days?" -Al Hraboski, 3 Jun 11

by SleepyCA on Jun 21, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

gingers don't qualify

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, that's Strauss.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't you always figure him for a ginger?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be talkin smack about my Sunshine

we used to have the most wonderful adventures

Balls

by gdm426 on Jun 20, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That thing is fucking awesome

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh.. so the kid on the unicorn bike is BJ Rains

That would explain a lot..

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I has a sad.

Thinking happy thoughts:
/today (or tomorrow?) is the longest day of the year.
//Skippy is due for another walkoff homer in September 2013.
///Futurama will be back with new episodes soon.
////Albert will be cheaper in Free Agen…(STOP IT LAMBTRON!!!)

by Lambtron on Jun 20, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Bright side!

When Pujols comes back, it’ll be just like trading for a Hall of Famer!

by TBender on Jun 20, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   5 recs

You'll be late for your date if you try that.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rec this

but it makes me so, so sad. :(

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

So tomorrow i'm going to go and try to act appropriately in front of my BFs parents

if you hear from me before friday then things have gone terribly, horribly, awfully wrong.

In the mean time, go Cards! Win some f’n games for maching whilst he’s in the workshop.

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

good luck!

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

if things go well

i’ll be concerned with more important matters…if you get my meaning.

totes babes

by Aranathor on Jun 20, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You acted apprpriately around me.

Just pretend they have friends in the FBI who will hunt you down and act accordingly.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 20, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

y'all met & go to hang out?!?!?

i’m so jealous!

how was Europe? i was wondering when you were going to get back

Balls

by gdm426 on Jun 20, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was wonderful.

Italy was nice, France was better, and England was even better. I love London and just want to live there even more now. And I have to go back so I can go to a game at the Emirates and so I can go on a tour of the stadium which I didn’t get to do because we had to meet the rest of our friends at the Tower of London. But yeah it was awesome.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 21, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

you thought England was better than France or Italy?

What the fuck are you, American?

My favorite words are goodbye, and my favorite color is red

by mattyp on Jun 21, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean there are some parts of Paris that I love.

Like Montmartre and Musee Rodin. But I just loved London so much. My friends thought people were rude there but I didn’t really ever experience that anywhere really.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 21, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cried when I heard this headline :(

… Okay maybe not, but I did cringe a bit. Lance Berkman is more than a serviceable option though, still he’s not the machine.

Icthyophobia- (n.) Fear of the Fish.

by miramarjuice on Jun 20, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

can we borrow josh johnson for a week when he comes back? a month . . . . two months tops.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

My wife just gave my my Father's Day gift.

It was the 4 dvd set of Firefly. I’m setting it next to my box set of Farscape that she got me for Christmas. I’m waaaaay happy now.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

nice. I got gobies for my current aquarium project.

Let’s hear it for wives who know their husband’s tastes!
My mother ALWAYS fails miserably with getting gifts for my dad…

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

kewl. that's always a good type of gift.

Yep, she’s good about that. I try to make it easy on her as well. I’m pretty simple.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

my wife makes me give her a detailed list

that’s okay with me. I got part one of the Good Eats cookbook’s-of-the-show.

I’m happy. (at least partially because I have no excuse not to be)

The Firefly set is cool. I’m glad I didn’t get to see it when it was originally on, because that would’ve been a tough cancellation to deal with.

"I wonder if I put on a uniform and told La Russa I wanted to play for him if I could be a big leaguer too?"
"that all depends. are you gritty?" "You would need a mediocre decade of MLB experience first" "do you have a goatee, are you short, and do you try really hard?" "Are you willing to play four positions terribly?"

by cschepers on Jun 20, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a gift I may have to get my wife.

The dvd set was not looked for. I figured it would be tools. When she gave me Farscape box set I just sat and stared at if for about 5 minutes with my mouth open. She knows what I like for sure.

That was a tough cancellation. Even though they screwed it up when they presented it. It was too good.

Incidentally, am I the only one on here that likes Farscape? I always thought it was pretty well done, myself.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 20, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what time does our game start

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

it doesn't?

fang: on the right track since 2011

twitter (the one i'm trying to make worth following)

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 20, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

because apparently tonight's the night you would be able to watch.

the cardinals obviously hate you.

fang: on the right track since 2011

twitter (the one i'm trying to make worth following)

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 20, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I was watching Yanks-Reds, and now I'm watching Antiques Roadshow.

My night will get better when my wife is done putting the kid to bed and we can watch The Wire (toward the end of season 1)

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's riveting. Shall I live-blog?

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

liveblog a miss

and their awww face.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 20, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, if you look here

you’ll see that it’s really from Sears & Roebuck, circa 1910.

It’s a great piece for family stories, but it’s only worth about $30.

by TBender on Jun 20, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

as sad as it is to say, a lot of those "surprise" finds are not surprises, but set up by the show itself.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shush! Some things are sacred.

The Roger Dean Project was swell while it lasted.

by a fink on Jun 20, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those PBS bastards!

They’ll push all the boundaries just for the ratings.

by bailorg on Jun 20, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're replacing jim lehrer with a topless playboy bunny!

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

tuesday.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

see what that soccer does

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 20, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

huh, Shelby Miller isn't completely dominating

this is different.

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 20, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Line so far?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 IP 5 H 1 R 1 ER 0 BB 2 K

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 20, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-2 GO-FO

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 20, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

65-51 Balls/Strikes

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 20, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitches/strikes?

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Dusty Baker is the interim manager.

by TBender on Jun 20, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's what i meant

i can be a dumbass now and again

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 20, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

fairly efficient

now through 5 IP with 68 pitches. Not the Ks we’re used to but…

I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.

by purple_haze on Jun 20, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would hope this means he's well enough to hit but not to field his position.

not that pop warner loves his bat in the lineup.

"chipper jones grounds out, third baseman albert pujols to first baseman mark hamilton." 5.1.11 "carlos pena grounds into double play, second baseman allen craig to shortstop tyler greene to first baseman albert pujols." 5.12.11

by tom s. on Jun 20, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn that's disappointing

That means a reality of 90-94 touching 96 once.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok i didnt read all of the posts, but has a call up been announced

or they waiting til tom.?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jun 20, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks

and yeah thats true.. hasnt anderson played 1b or am i mistaken?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jun 20, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has played...

1 game at 1st base, 1 game in left field….everything else at catcher. His offensive numbers are pretty terrible (so are Kozma’s and Cruz’s) at AAA. Hamilton probably has earned a chance to get a better look, but I would have been more interested to see Darryl Jones (pretty decent year so far), Aaron Luna, or Matt Carpenter.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 20, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my.....

Well this might change things….Tyler Greene is also not in the Memphis lineup. He’s also not listed under “available players” either……Hmmmm.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 20, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

wel he can't be in st louis

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something is up....

Hamilton and Greene were both sent out on the 18th…Hamilton appeared in both the games on the 18th and on the 19th…..Greene has yet to appear for Memphis at all.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 20, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he needs to be away for 10 days to be eligible for return

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

More specifically....

Not if he’s recalled because someone went on the DL

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 20, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, that's right, they already put him on the dl, didn't they?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert? Not until tomorrow...

I could give a crap whether its Tyler Greene or Mark Hamilton that get recalled. I’m just saying - Where the hell is Tyler Greene?

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 20, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fredbird....!!

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 20, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather be in the Fredbird costume...

than be the guy that made the wild throw that Albert got injured on causing his historic streaks to come to an end. Not really saying it’s Kozma’s fault…but still wouldn’t wanna be that guy.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 20, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, Kozma's driving the van?

either way, don’t get in the van.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 20, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, we could all watch the Stan Musial thing on PBS later.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 20, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

what thing?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh sweet, i'm now gonna go ahead and rip this video

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 56

by d-dee on Jun 20, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

My PBS

description has Donald Rumsfeld on that episode of Charlie Rose.

Balls.

by goodymobb on Jun 20, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this just in

Ozzie Guillen is crazy

please, no more bullpen poetry
my blog

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 20, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

better than the asians facing less

rascism thing?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jun 20, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, that I need to track down.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let it hit the ground first.

Those things are heavy and appear awkward to catch.

by TBender on Jun 20, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh, thanks for that.

Soto is just looking in the dugout, smiling, as if to say “what the fuck is up with this dude?”

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine there were some things being yelled from the Cubs dugout at that point

to Soto’s credit, he looks like he doesn’t take it personally and he’s enjoying the show like everybody else.

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah

Ozzie, you’re so crazy.

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jun 20, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh that's priceless

instant classic

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

last angle

ball looked like it was still on the plate, right?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s so goofy I’m not sure what really happened. From the side, it’s definitely close to even with his front foot, so it’s not behind the plate. From the front view though, it looks like it’s off the plate.

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

he did what?

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

*just* in?

it’s been in for a while now

WANTED: A new signature. Please feel free to suggest something to go here because I'm bad at creativity.
"Hunter Pence out at home, catcher Gerald Laird. Three out." STL @ HOU, 4/28/11

by hr on Jun 20, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Lucroy?

The moment I tune in?

Bite me.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

actually I think that's my fault

no sooner did I open the window and type the top of the 7th out….

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've had too many of those lately.

I think my mojo is sprained.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tampa scores 4 in the 7th

Shoppach BB
Johnson sac
Ruggiano 2B, RBI
Damon GO4
Zobrist 2B, RBI
(Dillard relieved Narveson)
Longoria 1B, RBI
Upton 1B, RBI (Longoria moved up on WP)
Rodriguez HBP
Kotchman ROE3
Shoppach GO3

5-0 Tampa.

….whoops, just as I was reaching for the post button, Lucroy leads off the bottom of the inning w/ a HR. Make that 5-1.

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Longoria answers!

8 – 1 Devil Rays

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Anibal having a good night against the Angels.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Anibal is done, Angels scratch one across against the bullpen.

2 – 1 Angels now. Will this be #11?

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases juiced for the Brewers, none out.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Asdrubal Cabrera is ridiculous

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I'll rec that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 20, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly I didn't see it.

I have no internet at my apartment so I am on campus with my friend in her room stealing internet from Clemson. Not really stealing because I have a password and everything but that sounds more fun.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 20, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'll be seeing it sometime I'm sure

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I guess I could check the MLB site but I’m supposed to be writing a paper.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 20, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where are you right now?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
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by mysterui on Jun 20, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Please don’t ask what she’s wearing next

Still not a werewolf.

by clank on Jun 20, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

creepy

just go stare at her profile some more

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

fang likes this.

fang: on the right track since 2011

twitter (the one i'm trying to make worth following)

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 20, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh hey, this is the MLB.tv free game

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

baseball is on?

oh shit. must watch

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you > rui

fang: on the right track since 2011

twitter (the one i'm trying to make worth following)

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 20, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

obv

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man, it's also ray's and brewers!

my favorite AL team and the current arch nemesis!

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

gettin' to' up

this could put us in sole possession of first, right?

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

This PA by Lucroy is redic

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 pitches.

Pitch f/x plot looks like a shotgun went off.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Farns!

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig Counsell still looks like he's in high school.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yet he is older than 90% of the posters here

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roenicke & the batting coach were ejected in the 6th by Balkin' Bob

not sure what for. Arguing balls and strikes, I guess…..happened after Morgan struck out swinging to lead off.

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I kind of expected Counsell to line a double to the gap there

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Any chance Matt Carp gets the callup?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp at 3rd

Descalso to 2nd, Berk to 1st, and Skip Jay to right

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jun 20, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

skip to the taco bell drive thru

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 20, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it'll be Hamilton

Freese will be back soon….

"You made me live a lie, Tony," Paquette says, "and it ends this morning. Not everybody can play second base."

by nota bene on Jun 20, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's 11 in a row for the Fishies.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot Tampa Bay fans? In Milwaukee?

It’s more likely than you think.

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, did they finally close it out?

Yay. 8 – 4 Not-the-Brewers

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 20, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

woohoo

need that, with Halladay vs McClellan tomorrow

please, no more bullpen poetry
my blog

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 21, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody know anything about the LG OptimusT phones?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 21, 2011 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

thanks

that really narrowed it down for me

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 21, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

hope this helps:

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 21, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

x

forgifs.com

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 21, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, those worked really well, too.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 21, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

x

forgifs.com

Tried it once and they liked it, then tried to hide it
twatter

by prophetjohn on Jun 21, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

that doesn't help much

but it is funny.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 21, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jerry Garcia is a Phillies fan.

Who knew?

...and his name was Eduardo Sanchez, and the name of his slider was Death -DanUp

by The Continental on Jun 21, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks.

I’ll bet the catcher felt bad.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 21, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

the announcers

haha oooh woa…all monotone

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jun 21, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drunkkkkkkkkk

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Twitter | Gas House Graphs

by mysterui on Jun 21, 2011 1:41 AM EDT reply actions  

we have a left-handed power hitting 1B doing radio

maybe we can bring him back…. Ha ha.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 21, 2011 7:13 AM EDT reply actions  

we don't have anything for him to hump.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 21, 2011 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nudie magazine day?

"Miller came in from the bullpen with a gan of casoline." - Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Jun 21, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

We've discussed everything else.

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 21, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around!

The very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive, and push, and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century! -- Mark Twain

by mattybobo on Jun 21, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

what if it's supervised?

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 21, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 21, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

they love him for who he is

he’s in a better place… sniff.

it just happens to be Seattle, so we can continue that meme indefinitely.

would've.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 21, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

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